Countdown to Aus
>http://www.f1countdown.com/
Car Launch Dates
>Feb 20: Sauber C36, Online
>Feb 21: Renault RS17, London
>Feb 22: Force India VJM10, Silverstone
>Feb 23: Mercedes W08, Silverstone
>Feb 24: Ferrari, Fiorano
>Feb 24: McLaren MCL32, Woking
>Feb 26: Red Bull RB13, Online
>Feb 26: Toro Rosso STR12, Barcelona
2017 Winter Test Schedule
>27/02 - 02/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona
>07/03 - 10/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona
Winter Stream
>https://www.rabb.it/spf1general
Bernie says, Straya is a cunt
first for gio
>>74247931
Frank and Claire will be hitting de Beers once they realise he can't do anything to improve their shitbox
Can we take a moment to appreciate how good Stoffel Vandoorne is?
If you didn't already know, I just wanted to educate you on Stoffel Vandoorne's recent dominance in GP2 and how crazy it is that he just got a seat now.
Lets look at his 2015 GP2 season (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_GP2_Series#Drivers.27_championship)
He won 7 races over the season. If you removed 6 of those race wins he still would have won the title
There were 21 races over the season. He could have skipped the first 10 and still taken the title. (assuming all other places stayed the same)
If you add 2nd place (Alexander Rossi) and 3rd Place (Sergey Sirotkin) point totals together, they would have still lost to Vandoorne by nearly a race win
He scored 5 times as many points as his teammate
Keep in mind this is a series with all drivers using the same chassis and engine. Meaning he dominated more than Mercedes in the same car as everyone else.
Lets also look at his 2016 Super Formula season. Super Formula uses stock Dallara chassis with engines supplied by either Toyota or Honda, with Honda having the inferior engine (lol). Vandoorne was powered by Honda, in his first season in a series full of multi-year veterans and former F1 drivers, took 2 wins and one pole. The rest of the Honda powered drivers combined took 1 win and 1 pole. Vandoorne finished fourth in the final standings. The next closest Honda powered driver was in 8th with less than half his points.
It's pretty clear that Vandoorne is the real deal, so I would not be surprised at all if he matches or beats Alonso. I can't wait to see what he can do in F1
>>74247983
Too bad he has the most punchable face in f1 history and nobody will ever like him
>>74247983
>le choose car number 2 man
eternal Wobbleritis coming his way,
>>74247983
He looks like he's unbearable.
Impressive results, though.
>>74247983
This is what happens when you're not memey enough to get a Red Bull seat, and don't pay enough to get a Williams seat.
You get stuck with the most stagnant team on the grid, and then most useless engine supplier, run by an autist.
>>74247940
You forgot Haas, you dumbshit.
Shit thread, kill yourself
>Being the guy that makes Prediction Collages
>Forgetting to update my collage
>Well aren't I a shitlord
Also, 2017 predictions
>>74248009
Haas won't be around for long, anyway
>>74248027
>Implying Carey-sensei will let them go
>>74247983
This seems like something that belongs on redd... oh it is..
>>74248019
I fucking knew it you lazy bum
glad I saved mine, here you go
>>74248019
>LOOK AT ME
>I MAKE PREDICTION COLLAGES OF A DYING SPORT ON A SINHALESE CERAMIC SCULPTURE SITE FOR PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW
>THIS IS A TASK ONLY I CAN EXECUTE
>I ONLY
>>74248352
>dying sport
>>74248362
>sport
>>74248379
Give me 1.2 trillion reasons why F1 shouldn't be considered a sport. Go ahead, you can't.
>>74248352
quality post m8
>>74248405
oh boy is this your first day here?
(if we keep it 'real', there are 171,476 English words in current use
this squared is still less than 30 billion
so you're right I can't give you 1.2 trillion reasons without repeating myself)
>>74248466
>losing a debate with a hue monkey
Sauber are running a new livery for 2017. "Some other colors but still reminds you of their 2016 livery." - Swedish F1 pundit
>>74247606
>Toothpastes have 0 (zero) WDC
Laughinggirls.jpg
Threadly reminder.
>>74247940
>Bernie says, Straya is a cunt
Who cares about what Bernie says anymore.
>talking with girl
>find out she likes formula 1
>like actually likes it!
>she hates hamilton
>YES
>>74248019
>Ferrari finish 6th in WCC, no podiums
>Bottas wins multiple races
>Sauber score points
>Hülkenberg eternally rostrumless
>Stroll actually turns out to be good
>McLaren livery is as shit as their engine
>Williams win a race
>>74248534
>she also doesn't exists
>>74248534
inb4 she support Pascal
>>74248534
Noice. Fugg her, lad, and then bring her here so that she can shitpost in race threads with us
>>74248479
maybe an actual livery and not just dull blue + yellow sponsor slapped onto it
>>74248534
on the downside she has feathers and a beak
>>74247983
Previous racing means nothing when you get to F1
It's run by $$$ and if you're not in the top team you're not going anywhere
Glad you can be excited by the fact you'll get to watch at max 2 laps of him per race since he won't ever do anything
>>74248549
She likes Button and Raikkonen
>>74248594
>button
Sorry for your loss
>>74248534
Abbos don't count as girls
>>74248594
>She likes Button
That means she has HIV and some other STDs, pay attention lad
>>74248610
abos don't count as people, despite what the constitutional amendments in the 1960s say.
also, new Victoria-Jane video featuring another average female cobber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsszL6qa8Y
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQij90MF88a/?taken-by=jensonbutton_22&hl=en
>Well that was a pretty spectacular Valentine's Day with my lady and 26 wolves!
>HAAS to launch the car on 26th
That only leaves us with Williams and Manor now, right? I don't think either of them will show their car before testing starts.
>>74248636
How so?
>>74248663
>manor
>>74248663
>>74248663
Manor already launched theirs
launched as in pushed it off the factory workbench into the spares bin that will be auctioned off when the administrators formally declare the company dead on friday
>>74248659
To be fair I would be impressed by a women who could fuck 26 wolves.
Her insta is nauseating at times.
Bernie?
>>74248812
Obama?
>>74248849
Youre a fast guy
>>74247983
>people in charge of not detecting reddit posts
I do think Vandoorne is very good btw, but that post seems to ignore the fact that it was his second season in GP2. The other ART GP2 champions are Rosberg, Hamilton and Hulkenberg. You really don't think any of those guys wouldn't have delivered these sorts of levels of domination if they got to/had to drive a second season of GP2 (because all 3 won in their first season if you are le lifelong race follower)? Of course power levels between teams change etc but Vandoorne showed his 2014 GP2 car was a race winner by winning his first ever race. He eventually lost that title to Jolyon Palmer who basically won it on consistency and experience.
Winning GP2 in your first year is infinitely more impressive than dominating and winning 999999 races in your second. All the best drivers just won straight off the bat and fucked off to F1.
Vandoorne won't beat Alonso but might outqualify him. I doubt he is a Magnussen or a Perez but I also don't think he is exactly a 2007 Hamilton either. He is extremely talented especially when it comes to understanding car setup and optimizing it, plus his natural racing ability seems to be pretty good basing on Bahrain 2016.
post em
gotta get that first column
good day lads
>>74249035
Happy new year!
God dammit, it feels like they rip these tracks straight out of Project Gotham Racing or some shit.
>>74247989
>Too bad he has the most punchable face in f1 history
his punchability is small-time
>>74248352
easy mate, jesus
you want the poor lad to top himself?
>>74249111
>2.4km
that's not even a minute lap
>>74249111
>That pit lane
>mfw
>>74249129
Welcome to FE mate
>>74249129
Pole position was a 1:09.420 last year.
>>74249017
7:1
>>74249225
I'm thinking in F1 terms.
>>74249259
Sub 40 seconds in F1 cars not that they would ever race on this sort of track lol which is basically a glorified go kart track in the middle of a city.
Watch the series though its actually good fun if you don't take it too seriously. For pure entertainment value the last 2 seasons of FE have been much better than F1
Would you?
>>74249129
I find it funny that Formula E is gonna be the first series to go full MUH windscreen since the cars only do like 200 kph
https://twitter.com/RealtimeUK/status/832250340594634756
Lame
>>74249444
I don't even mind their concept, it actually looks quite good since FE is about muh futuristic
>>74249522
Being dumb enough to think the cars won't have broad noses
>>74249111
This looks like there would only be one decent overtaking spot on the whole track. Pretty boring desu. Also, that pit lane made me chuckle.
>>74249374
I would make love to her slowly, with a spin or two here and there.
>>74250062
Merc will probably keep their more pointed nose. But they are probably the only ones
>>74250157
kek
>>74249111
Looks like a V8SC track 2bh. Not a track for the "cutting edge of electric racing"
>>74249374
I would polish her asshole with my tongue until it had a mirror reflection.
>>74247053
>>74247021
>Before Sebastian left for China, they had been seeing each other almost every day. They were chatting and kissing on the backseat of Sebastian’s car.
>One time they were making out five hours straight. Hanna kept reliving that memory. It was nearly a torture. Sebastian’s kisses were so stimulating, her body gave up even though he was only touching her breast. The pleasure was so sharp she needed a while to recover. Meanwhile… he waited patiently, flushed and turn-on. He waited until she was in control of her body again so she could slip a hand down his sweatpants.
It just updated.
Soon
>>74249111
i went there last year. the track is shit but at least the ambient was pretty nice. it is located in the most expensive neighborhood of the country too
>>74250556
>it is located in the most expensive neighborhood of the country too
Apparently houses there cost up to four thousand dollars.
>>74250307
I blame either the leafs or the toothpaste for this.
>>74250600
no bully pls :(
>Toto Wolff on negotiations with Claire Williams over BOT: She made me cry a lot... and made me beg!
>>74247940
Winter Stream: 1993 European GP at Donnington
>rain
>dry
>rain
>>74250845
>tfw Claire will never tie you up and abuse you
Feels bad man
>>74250845
>Just imagine!
>>74250653
You know you like it
Is the winter testing broadcast on TV? Or do I have to pick up a stream somewhere?
>>74251280
nope, but there were some periscope streams last year
>>74251280
there's no live tv coverage
>>74251280
>toothpaste doesn't know that testing isn't broadcast on TV because he's a bandwagoner who didn't start watching F1 until after the 2016 Spanish GP
>>74251280
>>74251280
Tango Echo Delta does his usual notebook with everything you need to know for the season including Hamilton bias.
Autosport does live timing which is nice.
>Ferrari's new car and successor of the F12 Berlinetta is literally called "Superfast"
top kek
http://autoweek.com/article/geneva-motor-show/ferrari-unveils-geneva-show-star
>>74251445
Why does it look angry?
>>74251361
'stralian can't handle the fact that "muh shoey" is being beaten by THE YOUNGEST ever racewinner
>>74251280
Toothpastes have to go
>>74251473
>implying I like Ricciardo
>toothpaste can't comprehend the idea of someone not blindly supporting a driver based on a shared nationality
>>74251473
amx WDC confirmed
Salty Straya btfo
>>74251515
t. Henno's no.1 fan
>>74251445
that is a sexy back
>>74251473
Amx looks so out of place compared to ric
>>74251589
It's his fucking frog-face. You'd expect it to make him look more gook, but it does the exact opposite.
>>74251589
third world is gonna third world
>>74251589
Amx knows you shouldnt be mixing with gooks
>>74251280
Ted will autism out on it on Sky
>tfw Nascar at Daytona this weekend
>tfw so desperate for some racing that I'm excited
It's like being so desperate for sex that even gay sex excites you
>inb4 implying gay sex isn't exciting
>>74251750
FWIW
>The Barcelona test one schedule currently stands as follows:
>Monday 27th February
>21:00 to 21:45 – Day 1 Highlights (Sky Sports F1)
>– round-up at 21:00
>– Ted’s Notebook at 21:15
>Tuesday 28th February
>20:15 to 21:00 – Day 1 Highlights (Sky Sports F1) (R)
>21:00 to 21:45 – Day 2 Highlights (Sky Sports F1)
>– round-up at 21:00
>– Ted’s Notebook at 21:15
>Wednesday 1st March
>20:15 to 21:00 – Day 2 Highlights (Sky Sports F1) (R)
>21:00 to 21:45 – Day 3 Highlights (Sky Sports F1)
>– round-up at 21:00
>– Ted’s Notebook at 21:15
>Thursday 2nd March
>20:15 to 21:00 – Day 3 Highlights (Sky Sports F1) (R)
>21:00 to 21:45 – Day 4 Highlights (Sky Sports F1)
>– round-up at 21:00
>– Ted’s Notebook at 21:15
Hopefully the eternal acestream will be back up in time.
>>74251810
What does that make F1?
Trap impreg porn?
>>74251833
If only there was a subreddit I could go to right now to request someone to stream this live
>>74251856
Clearly femdom.
It hurts you, and treats you like shit, but you keep coming back because you are obsessed with your goddess.
>>74251873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL8e2ujXe8g
>>74251856
incest mpreg dicknipples diaper doujinshi with no ending and an absurd amount of dialogue for no reason
>>74251915
what kind of incest?
>>74252132
the 'toothpaste gets caught sniffing his sisters panties but she's not mad at him' kind
>>74252200
someone said toothpaste so now I feel obligated to post
Can any Argie confirm this?
For y'all retarded non bilingual anons, it basically says that the deputy mayor of Buenos Aires said they want to revitalize not only the Autodromo de Buenos Aires, but Track No. 12 (pic related) so it complies with all FIA rules. They want to bring all important international racing categories to the track and build new stands, new shops and cultural centers near, make a big sports park and renew the track itself.
EXCLUSIVO. Puntapié inicial para el nuevo Autódromo de Buenos Aires. “La idea es hacer una inversión importante en el Autódromo en el área deportiva. Nuestra primera etapa es recuperar el valor de esta maravillosa catedral del automovilismo. Queremos poner en valor la pista 12 para cumplir con las normas FIA y recuperar los grandes eventos a nivel mundial”, destacó Diego Santilli, el Vicejefe de Gobierno porteño. Agregó que el objetivo principal del desarrollo del plan es convertir el Autódromo en sede de las principales competencias automovilísticas nacionales e internacionales. Ubicado en el Sur de la Ciudad, en Villa Riachuelo, el plan surgido de la ley aprobada en diciembre último por la Legislatura Porteña y que cuenta con 190 hectáreas, incluye el desarrollo de dos sectores: Una zona deportiva, que prevé el mejoramiento de la pista y la revalorización del área de tribunas y boxes y una zona no deportiva, que se ubicará principalmente sobre el frente de la avenida Roca. Allí se radicarán comercios relacionados con el automovilismo, el motociclismo y otras actividades para el desarrollo de lo que proyectan como un polo automotor, con concesionarios oficiales, y edificaciones destinadas a la actividad cultural y educativa.
>>74252701
Someone give it the Tilke treatment
>>74252701
>Track No. 12 (pic related) so it complies with all FIA rules.
can't wait for them to put a chicane in the middle of the two long straights
>>74252985
he gets it
>>74252701
Please don't post your nasty gook language on this site
>>74253077
>Spanish
>Gook language
american education
Which races are you going to this year lads?
>>74252985
i wouldn't be surprised with something along this lines
>>74253077
stop making us look bad
Who /cota/ this year?
>>74251473
friendly reminder that amx crashed out 4 times at monaco in the same weekend
not even pastor is that stupid
>>74252701
btw turn 3 has such a large radius that even at the end of the straight it's a flat out corner in an f1 car
>>74253138 this take on turn 3 isn't that bad, but there needs to be a heavier braking zone and the chicane halfway down the straight is a bit unnecessary (i would put one on the straight /after/ turn 3 though)
Is an car an athlete?
>>74248658
>tfw she will never stain your dick with that lipstick
>>74253794
>Giovinazzi 'to replace Wehrlein at first test' #F1
based
>>74251280
your 2016 is showing
>>74253969
>not bringing in recently re-retired, world reknown international racing driver, 2006 Hungarian GP race winner, 2011 Canadian GP winner, 2009 World Drivers Champion, all around good lad, and eternal F1 staple Mr. Jenson Button MBE
>>74254275
Too ill from wolf herpes and dropping Brittny off at BLACKED studios
>>74254275
time to stop forcing this subpar meme, lad
who cucked whom in the end?
>>74254357
Gio cucked both of them
Why, you ask?
Because Pascal is Blindian from an island of bumfucking tribespeople, and not a true Aryan German
and because Nasr is Brazilian and Antonio's a filthy Neovinazzi
Next is Hamilton and Massa
Huh, motorsport manager has a GT dlc and a make your own team DLC coming out next week
>>74254350
that which is history cannot be meme
>>74254437
Gio getting an F1 seat would literally make F1 great again.
>>74249374
Fuck left kill right.
>>74254852
Bed time
>>74254309
That is naughty anon.
Formula E should have no regulations in terms of design. Have vacuums under your cars, anything goes.
>>74255927
>Have vacuums under your cars
That would flatten the battery, m8
>>74255940
Attach a really long extension cable. No regulations.
>>74255927
They are slowly opening up the regulations
But that sounds retard
I felt sad today.
Then I thought about Brazil-anon's tears for Henno.
Then I smiled and felt happy again.
look guys how special I am because I killed henno please like me
>>74255948
Trust New Zealanders to be afraid of Vacuum cars
>>74256100
Good news Brazil!
All the cock sucking has paid off, and senpai has noticed you!!
>>74256100
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAH STREAMS
>>74256301
>>74256313
You better like me or I will start posting memes
>>74256153
True, kiwis are the niggers of Oceania.
>>74251810
desu, NASCAR puts on a good show at most tracks. The middle of the summer can get really, really boring but it's pretty good from February to May and then from September to the end of the season.
>unironically worshipping Daryl
*has multiple pictures of henno saved on his computer*
reminder that Sky Hamilton TV is broadcasting F1 in 4K this season
>>74256581
Not in Brazil
>>74251856
Passionate love making to your barely 18yo blonde mistress.
>>74256153
I love how they didn't even bother to paint the 'doors'
>>74256485
>>74251810
>playoffs
>Monster Energy Cup
>stages
>mandatory cautions
>restrictor plates
it doesn't count Jimmie. give them back.
it's NASCAR's own fault for turning it's own championship into a fucking joke. More artificial gimmicks is the exact opposite of what the people want. Remember when cautions were random and unpredictable and crew chiefs actually had to use pit strategy?
If you want stages go do a fucking rally.
We need to join Chuck and save stock car racing. NASCAR keeps dooming itself trying to appeal to mainstream casual cityfolk and alienating it's core audience.
>>74248019
>Williams gets meh results while their pits are unfucked
>Alonso uses meme magic to drag the MCL32 in scoring positions
>Perez uses his secret tire management tech to occasionally win a race or score a podium
>During Free Test, there will be a sure chance of people mentioning air pressure and gravitational pull affecting initial lap times.
No wonder NASCAR keeps aggressively targeting children like some pedophile, and how the executives keep saying they need a "younger next generation of fans." Yeah no shit, that's because NASCAR doesn't want fans that remember what it used to be like before the shitty Chase playoff system.
just like how kids today only know of Senna as "that guy that died".
>>74256918
at least ARCA is spared that bullshit.
>>74256918
>mandatory cautions
literally what?
are they going to throw the safety car out when they get bored?
>>74256918
I sense the "Stages" concept lasting about as long as F1's elimination qualifying did. They will do it once, get destroyed in the media, say "well, it was our idea and we never make bad ideas!" and try it again, only for the same result to happen. They then go back to the old format.
Okay so this just happened.
https://twitter.com/autosport/status/832500155349946368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFagk2lpseQ
I'mma make a WEBM just in case in a following post.
>>74257620
IIRC Williams had a deal with Autosport last year to reveal the car via their print magazine.
It seems odd Autosport would just post them on the internet this year, instead of putting them in the print magazine to sell and make money.
That's not a very pretty render.
Still not sure about those rear wing supports
>FYI: Apparently they'll all be like this due to the rulebook
>>74257636
Now that you mentioned it, wasn't it also Autosport last year with the reveal (along with the video too?)
>>74257647
Indeed it is not. Actually looks way too close to the FW38 but with 2017 Aero. And they still kept the thumb-tip nose although the implementation isn't at all bad.
>>74257659
Tyres look great though.
>have a nice enough ass and people will ignore your tramp stamp
>aka the Gemma theory
>>74257662
>the FW38 but with 2017 Aero
it's just that, the FW38 with a poorly executed hint of 2017 aero
>>74257721
The wait continues until the actual car comes out, then.
>>74257662
It looks matt
It was matt last year right?
Just woke up, Williams killed the hype out of nowhere, Fuck $troll
>>74257729
The renders IIRC look matte but the actual car isn't quite that I believe.
>>74257620
What's up with the winglets by the cockpit?
Also no camera mounts by the nose?
Almost identical livery?
Calling fake like the McLaren 2bh
>>74257751
iirc they banned camera mounts on the nose
I'm willing to believe it, because it's from Autosport
>>74257636
Of course it will look different when $troll crashes it leaving the pitlane in Melbourne FP1
>>74257751
I'd say the same too now that you mention it, but then again the official Williams Twitter page also posted the Autosport article/tweet.
It's more early render/first image over actual car.
>>74257761
>implying he'll even make it to the end of the pitlane before crashing
>implying he won't drive straight into the pit wall booth leaving the garage
>>74257620
Boring, I hope it's not the actual car
>>74257757
>ban camera mounts
>the same ones you force the cars to have for "safety"
So they just stopped forcing them to include them
Williams facebook also linked the article, it seems to be legit
It is 100% legit.
https://twitter.com/WilliamsRacing/status/832500372233129984
>>74257769
if all launches are going to be like that, just adapted 2016 cars, not the real thing, then it's going to be a boring week
Guess we'll have to contain our hype for testing then..
>>74257890
Top teams and maybe McHonda could be good
>Assuming tons of cash = cool car
>>74257769
>It's more early render/first image over actual car.
"History has learned however that the pictures are in effect renderings of a car that will be of completely different spec once teams arrive at winter testing or the first Grand Prix, later on in March."
>>74257890
Yeah. No reason to blow our wads just yet, although I don't think there will be insanity like the 2014 launches with the Dong Noses ever again. Fun, fun times.
>>74257901
Yeah. The more I think about it, the more I see that the FW40 render right now looks like the FW38 render with the 2017 Aero on.
>>74257903
>Yeah. The more I think about it, the more I see that the FW40 render right now looks like the FW38 render with the 2017 Aero on.
Well what the fuck were people expecting? Apart from wings and the width of the cars nothing changed, why would the main body of the cars suddenly be different?
>>74257903
It looks a lot like the Pirelli show car with the Williams current livery 2bh
But I can't remember what the Pirelli car looks like that well
i thought clit noses were gone wtf
>>74257980
Even Manor had a short nose lined up, Williams won't be keeping the same shit for three years straight
>>74257921
jesus nico calm down
>>74256503
His name is Daryl, and you will mention him with respect.
>>74257999
OH MY GOD NICK! YOU'RE ALIVE!
>>74248668
>pay attention lad
>>74257999
is that you nick?
>>74257999
Holy shit I can post again.
Anyway I'm a little underwhelmed by the FW40 desu, looks like the old car a little more than I expected. Maybe the render is just "Will this do, Autosport?" and they'll have the real car a little more radical come th end of the month. Or not.
>>74258037
>>74258044
Sry guys Nick was eaten by a souvlaki
>>74258054
I've missed you nick, I don't even have my ice cream memes saved anymore
>>74257999
>>74258054
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>>74258054
>Maybe the render is just "Will this do, Autosport?" and they'll have the real car a little more radical come th end of the month
It makes me wonder if they had a deal with Autosport to provide an exclusive, but the car isn't finished yet, hence the shitty render.
>>74257926
Don't know what you guys were expecting.
Every major rule change starts with conservative designs, remember also that this is Williams who never push the envelope much.
Development during the year should be very interesting and I'm sure we'll see a few weird and wonderful things.
I mean if nick is still alive who knows what surprises are on the horizon, creative uses of ballast, perhaps?
>>74258071
I was expecting the livery to be a bit different 2bh
The tiny details don't really matter until you can compare cars
>>74258085
Even Manors very early design they released is less conservative, so there is a chance it's just a render fudged together for autistort
>>74258100
I really just want to see what the Merc and RedBull looks like, it'll be interesting to see if there are any big differences.
>>74257729
it just looks like a poorly lit 3d scene to me
>>74258065
>>74258068
>>74258071
Sorry but I'm not Nick. I'm not even fat. At least Greece has been unbanned so maybe he will return soon.
>>74258126
you're not fooling anyone thicc nick
>>74257729
It looks like they didn't even try and make a realistic material.
>tfw when i was visiting greece and posted here people started fat shaming me
>>74258151
Finland you don't need ice creams you are an ice cream.
>>74257620
Wow, it's a shitty CAD render of a less exciting looking car than the fucking Manor. Nice of Williams to remove all the hype, hopefully the Sauber pics on Monday are better.
Can't really tell, but that's a new S-duct right?
>>74257620
Now that Valtteri is out of there, I can finally become a full-time Williams hater. That car is about as uninspired as you could expect from a them.
>>74258151
>tfw I can't wait for Emilia to retire and let herself go and become podgy and overweight
The pregnancy fat should go nicely with it.
>>74258260
>suddenly tempted to photoshop Emilia's head on to a Hucow model
>>74258272
>tfw Vina is cute as fuck but too autistic to show any expression at all
>>74251445
> >Ferrari's new car and successor of the F12 Berlinetta is literally called "Superfast"
>top kek
It's probably brilliant. The old "When the race cars are good the road cars are shit... when the race cars are shit..."
>>74257620
Noticeable delta on the rear wing. Williams confirmed for shit aero gottagofast2017?
>>74257620
Williams cars are never exciting at the launch. But this is way worse than normal. Regardless, that's definitely a championship winning car right there.
#StrollWDC2017
Even thought I expected the car to be way different from a mere wider&lower back wing, I think the perspective makes it look worse than it actually is
>>74258039
What am I paying attention to?
>>74258341
Different versions of toothpaste trying to be funny. You have mint and spare mint there.
Higher res from the F1 site
>still a shitty render though
>>74258272
Just imagine Emilia gorging on food while Bottas sits their cringing because he is loyal to her but is still fit and healthy.
He tells her she is beautiful but she doesn't hear it as she is distracted by food.
Read somewhere that also Ferrari will have the clit
>>74258415
>sits their
>>74258408
I'm just disappointed that snub noses are still gonna be a thing.
>>74247983
Is it just me or does he look like a less-likeable Paul DiResta?
>>74258483
Why was Greece blocked from posting?
>>74258483
>less-likeable Paul DiResta
is that even possible?
>>74258489
To encourage us to buy 4chan passes with all the money we have. Also denbts.
>>74258489
Rule 2:
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18, or over 350lbs
>>74258151
>tfw you were visiting greece and posted here and I started fat shaming you
also nice proxy Nick
>>74258489
>Rule 34;8.1:
Pay denbts
t.gookmoot
>>74258489
Defaulted on the loan to pay for their 4chan bronze passes.
McLaren reveal, looks dank af. On my phone, so someone else take screenshots.
http://www.viasatsport.se/sport/motor/nyheter/efter-williams-aven-mc-laren-avslojar-sin-nya-bil
Lads I miss senna
>>74258564
1) That's from yesterday
2) It's fake: http://www.realtimeuk.com/video/f1reveal/
3) You're a retard
4) Kill yourself
>>74258580
You can still watch him in Formula E m8
>>74258608
Is there anything Keith won't put his logo on?
I bet he even puts it on the dick pics he sends to grid girls.
>>74258608
T H I C C
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>watching a bit of the 2016 season review again
>Lewis is asked in the USGP press conference:
>"How would you feel if Nico wins the championship this year"
>Lewis: "I'll try and take it like a man..."
Meanwhile when it came down to the final race and he realised he was actually going to lose
>pic related
And his fanboys wonder why people hate him so much....
>>74258688
Hamilton haters are racists, no two ways about it
>>74252701
>en negro
Argentinians nonwhite
>>74258341
Nothing.
>>74258688
He did say TRY.
>>74258694
hamilton supporters are racist, they support him because he's black
>>74252701
It sucks
OT spots: 0.5
Pitlane meme continues
Also call T4/5/6 chicane as you want but not Ascari REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74258598
>>74258564
Oh, never saw the one from yesterday since people said it was fake. The headline made it seem like ths was released in response to the Williams reveal.
>>74258784
Fake news ;_;
>>74253794
>ywn pee in her mouth
>>74253794
Why would you want a low-budget high-maintainance whore like her? She is trashy and I bet she's sloppy as fuck too.
>>74252701
I am tri-lingual and yet I don't speak Spanish.
Fuck off.
>>74259009
>a low-budget high-maintainance whore
>She is trashy and I bet she's sloppy as fuck
We just call them "Dutch girls", m8
hah, I'm having an ice cream for the first time in like, a year and Big Nick decides to reappear.
good times, /f1/
>>74259009
as long as she dresses in trashy lingerie for me and gives a good, sloppy blowjob, I'm cool with her.
>>74258688
>the phone call that saved Formula 1
Why do blacks take Hamilton as theirs when his mother is almost #ffffff white?
>>74259047
If Hamilton is so white, then why are so many racist comments posted about him?
>>74259047
Y do u care?
>>74259058
he's still a nigger mentally
>>74259044
>phone call
looks more like ham fondling his earrings desu m80. nice hamildubs tho.
>>74259047
>>74259058
>>74259080
Obama is mixed race too and was raised by a white family after his dad left (typical), so I guess black people are really into the 'one drop' rule.
>>74252701
I'm learning a third language and spanish is definitely not on my list.
>>74259205
shouldn't it be easy because it's closely related to Portuguese?
>>74257620
>>74257636
I'm glad they kept that livery. I really like it.
The color scheme is just great and it works accross every category
Can the real thicc nick please stand up, please stand up.
>>74253138
Fucking hell I was gonna do it but this is 90% exactly what I had in mind. Only difference is I would expect the last turn to be either an exact copy of shanghai or a stupid Tilketurn
>>74259256
probably not
>>74253138
What is tilkes obsession with 90 degree turns
>>74259216
It's as related as english and german.
>>74259273
and English was very easy to learn for me
>tfw English native masterrace
feels good to go through life without literally never needing to waste time learning another language.
>>74259276
Yes. It's way faster to learn than russian that's for sure. But I've never bothered to learn it because I don't like its aesthetics if that makes sense.
>>74259295
>wasting time
>>74259295
learning new languages is good for the brain and increases the average IQ of the people doing it in the long run
one of the reasons Europeans Jews are so intelligent
>>74259309
can't be that smart when they got tricked by a free train ride
>>74259309
apparently they weren't intelligent enough to escape uncle adolf's grasp.
>>74259327
most of those were sephardic Jews
Ashkenazi Jews which are the brainjews lived mostly in Russia or already fled to the US
>>74259306
the one language everyone should know, and most already do know, is English
any other language is just handy to know if you ever get stuck in a rural area of a X country.
maybe in the future, we'll need to learn chinese to get by, but I'll be long gone by then, so no worries.
>>74259047
because a single drop of oil is enough to contaminate your milk
>>74259309
>learning new languages is good for the brain and increases the average IQ of the people doing it
Then explain all these English-speaking toothpastes.
>>74259365
that's kanker thrown into google translate.
>>74259344
If you leave Europe and english-speaking countries, you're guaranteed to have a bad time speaking only english. Even in urban areas.
>>74248352
Calm down mate, we all have our role to play
I mean, who else could be a Whiny Racist Hungarian with a Power Complex who thinks his opinion matters on a dying Image Board
>Certainly not me
I think I might just Top myself like >>74249120 said.
>Afterall, I'm REALLY offended by a faceless number shouting shit from behind a screen.
>>74259402
1. I'm not THAT guy
2. It was a joke, not an opinion and I'm sorry if you found it offensive. We're all just nameless guys on a flourishing image board after all. Cheers.
>>74259402
>>74259478
Don't believe a word he says, Britbro.
If ElitePain has taught me anything, it's that Hungarians are sadists.
>>74259497
damn you Anglos and your normie fetishes
>>74259497
Thanks Henno Killer
With the 4cc going on, whatever happened to the /F1/ Friendly team that was set up years ago. Someone should set up something during the Winter before the season starts
>>74259576
A gypsy was running that, iirc.
Bucharestbro, paging you, you fuckin gyppo
>>74259344
Yeah; english and mandarin are probably the two most important languages to know atm
>>74259576
Who the fuck even cares about football these days?
>>74259608
still sore from the semi, Rubinho?
>>74259617
>he's brazilian so he's all about football
this meme should be dead long ago.
>>74259617
>>74259623
Believe or not german bros made us a favor.
We should've never been allowed nice things.
>>74259623
Poor monkeys
>>74259625
>long ago
But 2014 was only 3 years ago :^)
>>74259625
>this meme should be dead
But it isn't
>>74259638
>We should've never been allowed nice things.
>Brazil
>having anything nice, ever
pick one
>>74259649
What does he mean by this?
>>74259656
>australia
>>74259656
Jesus, it's like a garbage dump for people.
Fitting really.
>>74259649
h-hey...don't steal my reaction images
>>74259665
Plenty nicer than Brazil m8
>>74259687
this
tbqh there aren't many countries worse than Brazil except other shitholes like Mexico maybe
>>74259687
But I'm not comparing
>>74259687
>>74259697
I'm pretty my city is nicer than yours to be quite honest
[spoiler]if you ignore the high crime rate[/spoiler]
>>74259731
cop car attending to an incident where 43 people were murdered by a jungle hue ape with a machete.
>>74259745
>finally arrived after 4 days
>>74259745
>>74259749
Pretty much along those lines.
desu I've only been mugged once and I know a lot of people who have never been so I guess that counts for something r-right?
>>74259656
That's a render image, though.
There's copy/pasted windows and water tanks everywhere and that dirt beneath the houses looks like PS2 textures. Also, how the fuck would people enter their houses without any visible paths?
/cheeky/
>>74259916
pic would help
>>74259925
I feel like the toothpastes picked the wrong dutch to support
>>74259597
He's >our manager for the 4cc too, so probably busy with that
>>74249111
>pitlane before start/finish
wat
Is the Greek fuck still alive?
>>74260014
>Starting from the pits
>Already a lap down
>>74259604
>tf
>tp
>>74259925
While I'm not a Verstappen fan I fucking hate van der Garde
One of the biggest and unfortunately also most popular shitters that has ever been.
>>74260055
t. Monisha
>>74260086
look at how little he achieved before F1 despite being much older and more experienced than the guys he got beaten by
and in F1 he got beaten by a younger guy again and someone who's also not very talented
>>74260055
He would have still been with sauber if it wasn't for Nasr
>>74260225
good, because Nasr is way better
Williams car looks boring af again. If they dont have any decent upgrades that hey are not showing I could see them going further back on the grid this year, unless s.troll is some kind of vertappen 2.0
Speaking of van der Garde, did he get the 15 million from the settlement or did he give them his billionaire father in law who got him his drives in the first place?
>>74260242
>unless s.troll is some kind of vertappen 2.0
only in Monaco
>>74260242
This. Think everything will be the same for this team, livery, tech level, standings.
>>74252701
>automovilismo
Holi, es verdad, están trabajando en la zona. Pero el barrio que rodea al autódromo está medio feucho, van a tener que hacer mucho para mejorar la zona.
>>74259644
>>74259649
K-on posting is best posting
https://twitter.com/thebuxtonblog/status/832571455523213312
redditfag says Gio could replace Wehrlein in Australia
>>74260799
Wouldn't surprise me. I presume Merc aren't paying Wehrlein to drive a Ferrari engined car, and Gio might bring money for a drive. While he's unproven in F1, he more or less destroyed GP2 with a meme car, and Wehrlein had a pretty pedestrian rookie season, and was passed over for FI. If I was currytits, I would give him a shot if Wehrlein was not 100% healthy, just to see how it goes.
>>74260799
this is the man who gave us 'princess pascal', cut him some slack
>>74260242
>unless s.troll is some kind of vertappen 2.0
He's canadian senna but better
>>74251833
Wait, that's Mardi Gras! Fuck F1!
>>74260242
>>74261191
#StrollWDC2017
>>74261330
>Bottas gets most points
>Stroll ends up in 5th
>turns out RBR/Merc have been running illegal parts
>Both teams disqualified after Abu Dhabi
>Ferrari embarrass themselves and never show up
>FI can't compete with Cashed up Claire
I can see it happening desu
>>74261426
As much as I like Bottas and Rick, I borderline want this to happen.
#StrollWDC2017
>>74261469
I predict
1. BOT ~300
2. RIC ~300
3. AMX ~290
4. HAM ~260
5. STR ~200
6. PER
7. OCO
8. MAS (pulls a cheeky 2nd tho)
9. RAI
10. HUL
And it will be good because AMX and Hammy memeing it up every race, and Bottas goes full 'The Daniel'
>>74260799
Are you sure?
>>74247960
>>74253969
>>74254357
>>74254437
>>74254852
>>74261579
Nah,
1. STR ~ 320
2. BOT ~ 300
3. MAS ~ 300 (Wins in Brazil + 2 others)
4. RIC ~ 270
5. HAM ~ 240
6. VES ~ 210
[POWERGAP]
FERRARI
FORESKINDIA
TORO ROSSO
RENAULT
[POWERGAP]
HAAS
SAUBER
>>74257620
>>74257636
>>74257662
it was Autosport's sister publication F1 Racing they used to reveal in
>>74257729
>>74257741
it's been matte since 2014, but the Martini stripes are gloss
>>74258054
>>74258069
it's the exact same render style they used in 2014 and 2015
I think their 3d modelling(not CAD)/animation/rendering guy is just not very good at his job and renders everything with stock settings
>>74258260
>>74258272
>>74261673
Your forgetting cheeky podiums by
"Meme Magic McHonda Featuring Alonso and Vandoorne!"
>>74261898
Ah shit, forget to mention that the McLaren's fail to qualify for 18 races in a row before suddenly leaving the sport.
>>74261809
Is this Loss?
>>74259344
>implying australians speak english
not even the most retarded scouser or the most disgusting redneck speaks english as bad as the average australian. I couldn't stand Alan Jones and that old fuck that looks like a fat tony bennett interrupting Murray Walker's precious commentaries every five minutes.
>>74259390
Many countries in Yurop actually hate english. I went to France and Greece a couple years ago and the people there was much friendly when I talked to them in spanish than in english.
>>74259731
>lots of dirty 1930s buildings
>tacky urban renovations
>oversized modern buildings
Y-yeah, it sure is b-buddy!
Christs sake not even Guatemala looks as bad
>>74261977
So you're the type of guy who just wants to demolish every historical building, huh?
Leafs are worse than toothpastes 2bh
>>74262014
I'm an architecture student and no, I obviously don't. I'm all in for renovations, but true, honest and decent renovations, not just painting them in disgusting colours or investing on horrible modernist buildings instead.
>>74262165
What's your thoughts on themed cities. Pic related had a fire and was all rebuilt in the art deco style
>>74262014
>Mugged only once
>Only once
>ONLY
>>74262087
t. Jealous Hobbit
>>74262230
Fuck me, replied to the wrong huepost, it was meant for >>74259765
>>74262165
As a design student and citizen of the pictured city, I can say they're not dishonest and indecent renovations. There are actually a lot of rules for what store owners can do to the building and they certainly can't paint them in the color they want. The picture is obviously oversaturated but the color of that particular building is historically accurate.
If you know anything about south american architecture then you know all major cities are like that, a mix of horrendous and (occasionally) beautiful buildings from deco/nouveau era to contemporary stuff.
Personally, I find it very pretty, but I can see where you're coming from.
>>74262285
We know
>>74261977
>not liking Jonesy and Darrel Eastlake
Kys
>>74262230
>jealous
I'm really jealous of not being as hated as leafs and toothpastes
Really keeps me up at night
>>74262300
>Can't paint all their mid century modern buildings in the colours they want
>yet, buildings are painted in yellow, green, orange, (...), thus breaking the unity they could have
>If you know anything about south american architecture then you know all major cities are like that, a mix of horrendous and (occasionally) beautiful buildings from deco/nouveau era to contemporary stuff.
I know, Buenos Aires is pretty much that, Bogotá too, most big cities in Brazil too. That doesn't make it good though. Just look at Sao Paulo or BA, they look like pic related, hundreds of dirty mid century modern buildings, some tacky postmodernist buildings, a couple crystal boxes, and lots of neglected art deco highrises. Too repetitive, too dirty, virtually no green... For some fortunate reason I can't explain, Mexico City and Guatemala City are not like that. Santiago, on the other hand looks much better than any of those. If they had some sort of futuristic urban plan 60 years ago is something I completely ignore.
>>74262380
>AND WA'RE GOUNA BEE BEAHCK WITH MARRAY WALKAR AHND MARTEN BRUNDAL AFTAR A BRAK, DANT GO!
>>74262468
There's a very specific place downtown which is just like that, but most of the city was planned by based Jaime Lerner who basically did what you're talking there back in the 70s. A shit ton of trees and parks.
What's up lads.
New williams looks good but with dick nose.
Can't wait to properly see new cars.
>>74262520
F A T - N I C K
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>>74262520
Get back in your hole
What do you guys think of aarav?
>>74262556
xMattyg>ben>Ryan>aarav>noble>itb
>>74262573
Good rankings.
>>74262087
>implying
>>74262536
>F A T
Sadly, yes. ;_;
But I'm trying to diet again, for real this time.
I went up to 173.5 kg but lost 4 kg in 3 weeks, it's not much but it's a start. Setting realistic goals, I want to be at least 160 kg by summer.
Hopefully, you guys won't be able to bully me in a few years.
>>74262573
>xMattyg ranked first
90% of vids is just pure shitty screaming
>>74262698
HOLY fug its the real fat nick
what have you been doing all these months? Ice cream?
>>74262698
Can you see your dick?
>>74262692
There is a reason it didn't get through. We didn't want to become an leaf
>>74262698
You can do it lad. I always had faith you could lose weight
>>74259576
>not assigning Tractor Cunt #17
You missed a trick there
>>74262698
>But I'm trying to diet again, for real this time.
Did you think we would forget how many times you have said that when you disappeared?
>>74257620
>>74257636
I thought the rules were getting rid of clitnoses?
>>74262698
You will fail as always and we'll bully you until you die haha
>>74262783
Mostly football and not really coming here because offseason. I haven't had ice cream in months. I just calculated 2000 calories a day and eat that the last 3 weeks. I don't really get hungry and I'm still losing weight because I'm so fat.
>>74262791
Standing?
Nope, my belly is in the way.
>>74262792
Thanks man.
>>74262853
No. There's literally nothing in the new rules concerning that part of the car.
>>74262879
Sounds fairy resonable desu, maybe there is some hope after all
>>74262882
There was the theory that the large barge boards make the clit noses irrelevant
Seems to not be the case
>>74262879
Do not let me down.
>>74262899
>>74262909
I won't, this time.
Actually, my mom is going through some tough shit at the moment and she really worries about me so I decided to stop being a burden. Really motivated me.
>inb4 banned for blogposting
>>74262908
That theory was one single post. Don't tell me you believe in the slipstream turbo spins as well.
Lads been roped in to play for a team in that People's Cup set up by the FA/BBC. If our kits arrive on time could get something simple printed on the back. What would /f1/ like to see?
>>74262940
Good lad. Hopefully her situation improves.
>>74262908
I think what happens is that the while the clitnose is not the most efficient design, its the easiest to get right structurally and aerodynamically. If a team wants to move to a mercedes-like nose they will have to spend a lot o money and time developing it, and the benefits might not be worth it.
>>74262940
Good job lad.
Out of all the foreign countries I've been to I still rank Greece above Spain.
>>74263033
actually I change that to France. I just remembered a really good holiday in Spain we had one year.
>>74262954
I saw more than one post, I was hopeful but not expecting it to be the case pretty much what >>74262996 said. I feel for the teams with less cash available will just be layers of band-aids to make last year fit this year.
I don't believe that this is the actual 2017 car 2bh. Looks like a version of last year's car stretched over the 2017 regs
>>74262940
Have you tried eating less?
I heard its a good way to loose weight, a lot of people here are doing it.
Anyone post this yet?
Compared to the MTR I feel even more sure that bits are omitted from the final design. The front wing looks the same.
They seem to have gone the Merc way of big air box and smaller side pods.
The more I see of the 2017 car, the more I enjoy looking at it and look forward to seeing them in person and on camera. I think the propertions are much improved over last year, and the car looks more 'hunkered down' then previously. The wings and aero work are probably all bog standard at the moment, so it will be interesting to see where ths formula evolves to. I think the changes from 2016 will be greatly noticable when we see the cars on track.
>"Oh, it's a trap!" Lewis shook his head and reached his knot in Nico.
>"That's because we're all bystanders," Nico said, and went to his mouth with a popcorn.
>In the past this time, they are sure to drink cocktails in a Pub, if the spirits will jump on a short paragraph. But since Nico was pregnant, this event has become a weekly fixed film night.
>Lewis turned to be ready to refute, suddenly found Nico frowned, the expression becomes ugly.
>"Hey you okay?" The
other hand clutching his mouth, a child can not make the sound of the way.
>Do not you ...
>The next second Nico spit on the couch. Unforgettable taste filled the whole room instantly.
>"Oh God ..."
>Lewis quickly jumped up from the couch, grabbed Nico's arm in the neck, carefully pushed him into the bathroom.
>Nico kneels on the cold tiles and grills with the toilet.
>Lewis forced himself not to stare at the toilet, but he could have imagined the terrible mixture of popcorn and dinner.
>>74263265
How the fuck do people even come up with that shit?
>>74263289
Asian male pregnancy fanfic of Nico and Lewis
It's essentially what a slightly more insane Mana would write
>>74263289
>>74263309
Also there is a lot worse.
>>74263197
the nose is literally the b-spec 2016 nose(there's an s-duct in the chassis which makes me think they're moving to a merc-style nose, as the nose having to be longer means it's easier to get right), the front wing is literally the b-spec 2016 front wing (just swept back), the brake ducts are identical, the sidepod flow conditioners are the exact and the suspension and sidepods are very similar too
the only truly interesting stuff for me is that their shark fin now extends downwards instead of there being a gap (possibly indicating they'll go with the sail as well) and they've gone with a slightly more conservative version of the merc/toro rosso-style airbox
the sidepods just have a smaller, more refined inlet; the size of the sidepods themselves looks to be the same if not a tiny bit larger (see the side impact structure protruding from the top) but they look smaller because the floor is wider and the flow conditioner has been moved outwards to fit
the rear suspension also looks revamped but i can't see too much detail on that front
>>74262698
Fuck you you fat fuck, your blogs ruin this general. Your rare flag and posting personal stuff was a real mistake, so just FUCK OFF!!
>>74263775
Look at the barge boards, simpler and a step back from last year's design. They are definitely still holding their cards close to their chest.
I don't really understand why they released what they have. All they really have done is revealed their livery (assuming it won't change) and said "hey we know the regulations have changed"
>>74263525
Case in point
>“When you were a child,” the doctor begins haltingly, and when Christian looks up he sees a concerned and puzzled look on his face as he stares at the screen in front of him, angled away from Christian. “Do you have any history of... gender ambiguity?”
>Christian goes hot, the familiar shame pressing down on him. “What?”
>The doctor spins the ultrasound screen towards Christian, watching closely for a reaction. Christian doesn’t even know what he’s looking at, some kind of shifting mass.
>“What’s that?”
>“That’s a baby,” the doctor replies calmly.
>It was when puberty set in that it became obvious something wasn’t quite right with his body.
>He was told that he was a perfectly normal boy on the outside, but inside things were a little more complicated. He had the inner workings of a female reproductive system; a uterus, tubes, ovaries. Christian stared down at the crotch of his jeans while his mother asked questions that made little sense to him.
26271 words.
He has a baby with Sebastian but doesn't want it while Sebastian tries to get custody.
I just love how utterly absurd it is.
>>74263918
Williams have always been the first (or one of the first, anyway) to reveal their car, and with the exception of last year they always do it via print magazines, meaning it's not an instantaneous release unless the magazine (in this case Autosport) decide to publish it online before the magazines get delivered
>>74263913
>getting this upset
But I hardly post at all. I just shitpost a little bit on /sp/, that's all.
When I do, just ignore it.
But oh wait, you're probably that same fin again who hates me.
>>74263952
human beings were a mistake
Formula E is finally back tomorrow lads, Buenos Aires ePrix
>session times
FP1 - 11pm UTC/6am EST
FP2 - 1:30pm UTC/8:30am EST
Quali - 3pm UTC/10am EST
Race - 7pm UTC/2pm EST
>stream
http://aos001feh-live.hls.adaptive.level3.net/formulae/live/wif/streamVideo2000.m3u8
>>74264203
>“Do you know what I’m doing right now?” Christian asks. “I’m looking at the files of people who want to adopt the baby.”
>“Actually, what you’re doing is being spiteful,” Sebastian corrects, but his voice is quiet, more disappointment than anger. “I knew you were going to be like this.”
>“Then why the fuck did you call?” Christian asks.
>“Because I thought we might be able to discuss it like adults,” Sebastian says. “And not just for my sake. I don’t want you to do anything you’re going to regret. This is a big thing, Christian. Huge.”
>“The only thing I regret is getting drunk enough to fuck you,” Christian bites back, hanging up the phone.
I do wish I could get Seb and Horner to read this as well as meet the author.
The faces of pure terror would be golden.
>>74264213
i'm ready
unfortunately missed the last few races is nicki shields still around
>>74263265
>>74263952
>>74264269
>>74247940
Winter Stream: 1994 Pacific Grand Prix
>Senna penultimate kill
>English commentary
>where is everyone
>>74264213
>renault wins lol
>>74264437
>tfw might miss Imola because homework
>>74264443
>buemiwinslol
>>74264213
>stream
Doesn't FE do official free streams?
>>74264611
Yes they do
Any Finnbro know how to act around Baltic peoples? Might get a threesome tonight.
>>74264213
Can't wait for Rosenqvist to deliver.
>>74264611
that is the official stream
they have one on youtube but it's georestricted and doesn't go up until tomorrow anyway
>>74264611
only for countries where the rights havent been bought afaik
>tfw I just remembered a post on another board where a Finn ended up snogging a 12 year old
Just popped into my head.
>>74264832
wat
>>74264845
I've got the picture on my PC.
He was out with m8s and didn't realise she was 12. Said he would have fucked her if he didn't tell him.
>>74264832
>>74264869
what the fuck are you telling us for matw?
>>74264908
This was like 4 years ago
This post >>74264717 made me remember it.
>>74264832
Inshallah brother
I work for McLaren and have seen the new car. AMA.
>>74265302
How close was the leak?
>>74265302
How much orange?
>>74265302
the 720S looks quite sexy tbf
>>74265304
>>74265308
It's basically all orange.
>>74265333
It's okay. I've seen the model they're working on in the design studio and its better.
>>74265346
I was asking about more than the colour la
https://youtu.be/T2miWQlLKGU?t=102
Verstappen 2017 WDC confirmed
>>74265365
I haven't actually seen the leak. Send me a picture and I'll let you know how close it is.
>Pirelli "has an idea" of late-season downforce levels
>Isola also stressed that Pirelli took into account the anticipated increase in downforce levels throughout the season when developing its new tyres, with the rate of development among teams expected to be high. “We asked the teams for their simulations not only for the beginning of the year, but the end of the year,” he continued. “If I look at the simulations for the start of the year, the values coming from different teams are quite close [to each other]. “Looking at the values for the end of the year that take into account the rate of development, it’s a bit wider. But we keep this communication [with the teams], we have an idea.”
>“If I look at the simulations for the start of the year, the values coming from different teams are quite close [to each other].
is there hope, lads?
>>74265374
Well "leak" https://twitter.com/DougScottYoung/status/832358462768160768
>>74265302
>>74265302
Broad nose or pointy nose?
How much of a shark fin?
>>74265401
It's gonna 2013 allover again. Good first half of the season, DriverWinsLOL the second half.
>>74265302
screencapping for when you prove to be a lying bastard and the MCL32 is all black and grey with Ron Dennis as the main sponsor
>>74265409
>>74265424
This is basically it, with the pointy nose. I didn't get a long look at it because they were doing some filming for some new show with Zak and didn't want people hanging about.
>>74265495
Ha, it's definitely orange mate. They're updating the marketing colours to orange across the board now Ron has gone. It's funny the amount of stuff that he was blocking. The building maintenance guys at MTC have been doing all sorts of shit that he said no to since he left.
>>74265574
I'm skeptical. Noticed the orange shift on twitter, fucking tease.
>>74265574
How is moral? Can everyone tell the Honda will be a piece of shit again or will we have Alonso and Stoffel and Vandoorne fighting for the WDC?
>>74265651
Everyone knows they're not going to be able to compete again this year. They're basically going to use this year as a test to get in shape to compete in 2018. I've heard that they haven't really been able to make the engine much better but they have made it lighter.
>>74263952
where are you getting these?
>>74265701
why can't Honda into F1 engines?
>>74265734
Don't go there, m8
>>74265409
>CNN
Drumpf btfo, CNN is more powerful than ever
>>74247940
Winter Stream: 1994 San Marino GP
>Roland kill
>Senna kill
>everyone kill
>>74265774
http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Formula%201%20RPF/works
is this it?
>>74265302
>>74265346
so the anon who said they had a livery focus group was right?
>>74265805
I honestly don't know about that mate. As I mentioned in another post, the marketing at McLaren is going a lot more orange going forward now Ron has gone (don't think he liked it).
>>74265574
>This is basically it
you're a shit liar then
>>74265409 and >>74265424 are just a fan concept made by some mclaren-masturbating-fanboys who happen to have 3d modelling software, it has absolutely nothing to do with mclaren
they even made a post on their website saying it's 100% unofficial http://www.realtimeuk.com/unofficial-fan-made-project/
the real car may well be orange, but it won't be that fan render
>yfw Manor have more a more complex front wing than Williams
Either Williams are shit or they did a bs reveal
>>74265787
obviously
Mpreg is always the worst. Use the filter.
>>74265850
top b8
>>74265852
>Either Williams are shit or they did a bs reveal
both, actually
>>74265897
Surprisingly true
>>74265852
>believing a render
Winter thread habbenings soon lads!
Imola '94 warmup lap coming up
>>74265850
Eh, like I said I only got a quick glance as I was walking through the workshop.
>>74265852
It's a fucking placeholder.
Do you really think Williams are going to give rival teams pictures of their new front wing?
>>74265997
to be fair it would be a very Williams thing to do.
You lads reckon he'll make it?
F
Second time stream gods killed Senna this off season.
>>74266254
He'll be fine.
>>74266254
who was it?
http://wtf1.co.uk/injured-pascal-wehrlein-will-miss-first-pre-season-test/
Guys, is Pascal Wehlein the new J U S T of F1?
>>74266569
Alguersuari
quints for anime desu lads
f1 is an enjoyable sport to watch
>>74266644
fug
>>74266254
wow I hope he's okay!
>>74266254
>that feel when he was carrying an Austrian flag for Ratzenberger.
So it's confirmed RedBull has a completely different nose to Williams and Manor
What will the Merc nose look like.
>>74267200
are you suggesting you think the car in pic related is the RB13?
lad it's the RB6
>>74267369
I spent too long trying to understand what was implied here
>>74267410
Aus said RB will have a different nose to Williams and Manor
I pointed out the car Aus posted an image of is the 2010 Red Bull—not the 2017 Red Bull as his post seemed to imply
>>74262202
wasn't napier flattened in the 1930s, when Art Deco was in vogue?
>>74265852
maybe Manor would have been good this year?
I guess we'll never know.
>>74265985
>Brazil will defend this
>>74268072
>Brazil will defend this
>>74268074
>Brazil will defend this
https://streamable.com/gynq
>>74268072
>>74268074
>>74268077
Hahaha he is so funny and le random XD xDxD !!!1!11!!!
Up doot from me
Edit: haha see /u/makesfunnypics for le epic lolz
>>74268088
Nice proxy Daryl.
>>74268072
literally what?
never watched a henno stream so I don't know what this means.
>>74268093
Nice proxy Daryl
Trying to shift the suspicion onto a clearly satirical post
>>74268128
Isn't Daryl all of us, when you think about it?
>>74268107
A favela monkey is anally annihilated that Daryl got EXPOSED
>>74256100
It's quite entertaining to bully him about it.
>>74268140
That's something that Daryl would say
>>74268148
Thank god this thread is about to die.
>>74268152
You brewing up a good OP?
>working all of three hours this weekend
>it's exactly when FE is on
I just want to watch some cars go around already.
>>74268172
I did this one earlier for myself. I think it's right.
>EST daylight time
>>74268166
Nah, I leave it to the designated threadcunt.
Are >we set up on Badger this year?
>>74268410
Nope.
https://badgergp.com/fantasygp
redirects to
https://fantasygp.com/
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>>74268430
>>74268430
>>74268430
NEW THREAD
>>74268434
>>74268434
>>74268434
>>74268437
>>74268438
Fugg, missed by 50 seconds
>>74268449
Sorry senpai