>great wife and family >sexy >doesn't get in trouble

>>74244654
>that talented
>that rich
>that famous

>have a wife like that

what the fuck happened? how is that the ceiling?

>>74244670
High school sweetheart

>>74244654
He's played like shit all season

>>74244670
>>74244706
you know none of these niggaz is faithful right? i mean, pretty much anyone in pro sports fucks around during the season, if women seriously get married to pro athletes thinking their husbands are not fucking other women (or men), then they're just stupid.

granted not ALL pro athletes do that, but i bet at least 2/3rds of pro athletes have side hoes in every state they play in.

his mom is hotter than that rollypolly desu

goddamn, that kid on the right is so fucking ugly

>>74244670
Spoken like a true virgin. Real life isn't like a porn-viewing jackoff session in your mom's basement, anon. Getting a girlfriend/wife is not about finding the absolute hottest woman possible to get you as horny as possible so you can jack off and then go back to shitposting on 4chan. It's about finding someone you enjoy being with and are compatible with, and yes, someone you find attractive ... but if you ever stepped out into the real world, you'd maybe come back down to earth and realize that even if the girl is uglier than the hottest porn stars, in real life, she's actually still quite attractive and fuckable. I've had two girlfriends now who were both qts and would get looks and hit on when not with me. Thinking about fucking them turns me on harder than any porn ever has. And I know for a fact at least 75% of guys out there would be happy to have them as their girlfriends. Yet I also know for a fact if I posted their pictures here you'd all talk about how "ugly" they were.

>>74244670
Don't pretend like you wouldn't cream your pants if that woman's arm accidentally brushed against your stomach

>>74244838
>he actually got offended by that

>>74244866
Ayesha is THICC