Chelsea vs Burnley match thread - the call that saved the eagle

*farts*

>poopsea poopball club

DABID

If singles Chelsea loses.

>de gray

>lelsea

>>74194210
t-those are binaries

>>74194172
>unironically getting banned for this
>you now remember when Huth got banned because he played that "guess a tranny" game on twitter

the FA is quite literally full of SJWs...

Conte out

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>mfw i bet on Chelsea handis

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I've still got faith in based Andre

>>74194221
He didn't get banned for that

Gonna be great when Chelsea actually have to deal with more than 1 game a week next season.

>getting dominated by Coal Miners FC

Old Diego Costa would have scored that

That Conte shout, he mad as fuck

>>74194221
>implying anyone would have cared had Liverpool fans not gone into victim mode because he scored against them

>>74194232
he got a 2 game ban i think

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Mourinho back to save Chelsea WHEN??

we need fabregas in this game...

Andre GrAY

>>74194251
Not for that

>>74194226
Kek

>>74194248
>Liverpool fans not gone into victim mode
they cant turn that mode off tbqh

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>>74194187
>21 is common

the fuck? i need to move to europe then, 90% of people here get laid before they're 18

>>74194221
>you know remember the Leicester title winning story began after Nigel Pearson's son fucked a ladyboy in Thailand

>>74194183
Can I get a quick rundown?

>muh bad words from the crowd
fuck off sky

Chelsea a shit.

Prime Mourinho was the most attractive man alive

>>74194258
>Stoke’s Robert Huth given two-match ban by FA for Twitter indiscretion

google it

>Andre "I'm gonna shoot every single fruit" Gray

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>>74194251
>>74194232
he got banned for this

>>74194263
>i dont want sex
what?

>>74194261
lel true

>>74194253
>implying agent Jose isnt at Manchester just to destroy them from the inside and spend their transfer budget on big memes

>>74194263
because you guys eat GMO 6-legged turkeys that make you go into puberty at 9

Matic off for Fabregas pls Don Conte

inb4 chelsea score and we get a million people spamming APOLOGISE ::DDDDD

>>74194273
shut up Jose, you're embarrassing yourself

>>74194267
sure just run downhill

>>74194275
We weren't talking about Huth you meff

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>>74194278
What a guy

Fabregas IN

Burnley Burnley Burnley

>>74194278
Absolute madman

>This autistic Portuguese Mou fanboy

Did Conte's doctor ask him not to get his hair wet or it'll fall out again?

>>74194292
both huth and gray were mentioned so i assumed you meant huth seeing as the gray one was very recent

>>74194271
They're legally obliged to apologise, something to do with Ofcom rules for sporting events. It's lame.

>>74194263
that's because your entire society is based around sex and food.

>Andre "if you suck cock get on the cross" Gray

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what a guy indeed

>>74194309
You forgot guns.

Remember when "based" Conte was invoked with match fixing

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>>74194283
4D chess

>>74194298
nice boobies

>costa

>>74194316
they are included in the sex category

>Andre "if you're a gay I'll make you pay" Gray

>>74194183
is he, dare i say it, finished?

>>74194298
At least you're not a scouser.

>Andre "I sucked a lads cock once now I hate the nonce" Gray

>>74194327
I'm ok with this

>>74194327
>2017
>not an ammosexual
Stahp oppressing me

>Andre "the shirtlifter terminator" Gray

>Andre "if you're a queer you're not welcome here" Gray

>>74194317
He failed to report an approach. His ban was excessive.

>Andre "If you're a fag, you're leaving in a bodybag" Gray

Costa NEEDS to be subbed out

>>74194350
>The money was just resting in my account

>Andre "Suck a cock, eat my glock" Gray

>heated jacket
fucking billionaires I swear

>Andre "if cock you prefer then death shall occur" Gray

chelsea has been dogshit after the first fifteen minutes

Andre "gay" Gray

>>74194298
>wanting to be from jesusland

literally why

>Andre "will stab the ear of a lightskinned queer" Gray

>Andre "explore a cave, I'll dig your grave" Gray

Here comes the best chant.

>Crooked Kevin Friend

Sad!

>>74194378
sounds a lot like your life

>>74194380
bets one

>Andre "if you're a bender I'll cut off your member" Gray

>Andre "if you pack fudge than I'll hold a grudge" Gray

>>74194385
How is the purge?

Aren't your cops on strike?

>Marcos B.

Scott Arfield scores the winner

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>>74194394

>>74194401
my life has been dogshit after the first fifteen minutes? that doesn't make any sense

remember when every ball went to ivanovic who would do a stepover and lose it or do a shit cross but he would also score sometimes too

thats alonso now

is it gay to prefer arseholes to pussy?

pussy is disgusting 9 times out of 10 desu

stream anyone? my usual one's not working atm

>Andre ">>69" Gray

>>74194284
>>74194309
to be fair, you europoors are incredibly shy/ani-social compared to us.

I'm autistic as fuck, but I've been to the UK a few times and everyone tries their hardest to avoid eye-contact and a simple "hello" to a stranger leaves people stammering for words.

question

are they any legitimate answer as to why liverpool fans have killed themselves yet?

>>74194417
I just remember Cech hitting every goal kick straight to Drogba who fell over for a foul and then scored from the cross

Murdering Marcos should be in jail not on a football field. Unfair!

>Andre "take a pipe meet my knife" Gray

>>74194422
Faggot. Mr. Gray would be upset with you

>>74194417
So you mean the season when Chelsea won the league and Ivanovic looked pretty good

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hmm

>Andre "stay away from that hole, or I'll rip out your soul" Gray

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>>74194325
they're alright
>>74194335
I'm pretty ok with what I am rusky bro, but being born in america is perfect
>>74194385
its fun

Andre "if you're a tranny I'll kick your fanny" Gray

>>74194407
one state only
I think they already made a deal with the government to end it

>>74194425
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2588User_PewPewPew

>>74194435
only because hes black and has it in his DNA to not lick pussy

>Andre "if you're poz you better fear my god" Gray

>>74194428
that's mainly a British thing, desu

>Andre "hurt a queer I'll buy you a beer" Gray

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Chelski pls concede, I want the fight for the championship to be on again...

>>74194428
regional differences

can't compare someone from TN to someone from Boston either

>>74194443
Then do some last minute looting. This is your chance.

>>74194429
DAS IT

Andre "there's only two genders you fucking benders" Gray

>Andre "Pos lads, get hot lead" Gray

>>74194451
jej

conte's a great manager, but if he has one flaw, it's that he waits forever to bring on subs
seriously, by the time fabregas gets out there, there won't be enough of the game left for him to get into the flow

>Still no substitution

>Andre "a boy in your bed gets a kick in the head" Gray

Andre "If you're a siss I'll send you to ISIS" Gray

Andre "I disapprove of homosexuality" Gray

Andre "If you don't like the puss, I'll throw you in front of a school bus" Gray

Where are the subs?

>>74194466
Nice work really good Islamic Poland.

About time

I M P A C T S U B

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>>74194468
literally as i'm typing fabregas gets subbed on.

>Andre "ring raider retributionist" Gray

do Chelsea not miss Oscar at all?

>half-black
Have more trust in gays desu.

will fabreglass tilt this in favour of chelski?

>>74194468
Every great manager has that "issue." I don't know if it's an issue because they might have a reason as to why they're doing that.

>>74194492
Haha nope

Andre "You ain't got a missus? Fear the wrath of my disses" Gray

Fabregas in, min 60

Then pretend the portuguese guy is only here to bait, and is not always right..

Andre "It's not gay if she has a penis" Gray

>Fabregas on

Chelsea will score in the next 5 minutes.

FUCK OFF BURNLEY

>Andre "if you're a dyke then your throat I shall slice" Gray

>>74194505
kek

>>74194508
More like 3

The failing /sp/ board is churning out awful material and dropping numbers. Unreadable!

>>74194503
67th minute tbf

>>74194492
no

I missed Ramires more

>>74194503
Penetrating insight buddy, it's not like Conte has been doing this for months now

Should I rub one out post-match or save it for Valentine's Day?

>>74194493
he reminds me of that guy in mafia 3

not that I played the game nor do I actually have a bone in this '''''''fight''''''', but he does look intimidating as fuck

>>74194521
Many such cases. SAD!

>>74194521
Just saw /sp/, horrible moderation - unacceptable! Many such cases!

anybody else longtime Burnley fan?

>>74194521
Trump's subreddit was the worse thing to ever happen to the internet desu

>>74194534
>fapping on a saint's holiday

heathen

>>74194521
Healthy young anon goes to /sp/, gets pumped with terrible memes and shitposts, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM.
Many such cases!

>>74194558
That is every day.

>Andre "if pork's on the menu I'll make sure to end you" Gray

>willian
Fuck off Conte

>>74194561
jej

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>le play really really well when his team's already winning man

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.

>>74194561
goes to 4chan*******

ftfy

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>>74194561
Kek'd

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>>74194534
>masterbaiting on Saint Valentines day

>chelsea players who have played well today:
azpilicueta
courtois
that's it

>>74194575
>le dance around and do nothing man

>>74194532
I know, I know, he has to revert back to the Mourinho's book every time.

Sorry for pretending I didn't notice it yet

>>74194566
lel

>Luiz in a back 4

HAHA, TIME FOR 2-1 BURNLEY.

>will i am

>>74194561
kek

>four four fucking two
conte out

fucking sick of the commentators blowing hazzar EVERY SINGLE TIME he even whiffs the ball

REMINDER: Late Chelsea winner

I wish we had more than one Hazard

>>74194603
Is it Sky?

Luiz a fag.

>>74194575
>le only play well when you feel like it man

>>74194603
never watch Borunememe then. They consider Wilshere a god

imagine having a 12 point lead

>>74194263
Most people get laid before their 18. You'really actually going to take this boards word for it? Half the cunts here haven't even kissed a fucking woman man.

>>74194608
Thorgan?

>>74194446
africans like eating pussy and they openly talk about it i think jamaican singers used to diss pussy lickers in the 90s but they were memeing
>>74194603
BWOOAAA EDEN AZZAARD LOVELY FEET THIS. IS. WHY. YOU. WATCH. THE. PREMIER. LEAGUE.
>pl teams proceed to get stomped in europe

REEEEEEE this game is fucking torture, fuck you Dyche you fucking hoofball merchant

I don't want Chelshit to win but Burnley's play is hideous

just hoofball after hoofball

pathetic

Conte out when?

>>74194617
He "feels like it" when Chelsea are already winning 2-0. Otherwise he's shit.

Why was Luiz carded?

I don't think Hazards boy butt will survive the Conte beatings if they lose this time.

>>74194641
dissent

>>74194627
thats true, i was 14 when i shagged my first lady. her wool was nice and fluffy as well

>>74194614
NBC

>>74194641
Dissent. He was clearly fouled and had every right to complain, horseshit officiating.

Where is Loic Remy?

That's so fucking intentional, fuck off Lowton you smelly cunt.

Reminder that there will be a winner and kek will decide what way the pendulum will swing.

Singles Chelsea winner
Dubs burnley winner

>>74194654
Players have no right to complain, they should shut up

actual refball

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>>74194576
>not even offering his sister
Casual customers are the worst

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Can't believe I actually want Chelsea to win.

>this fucking ref doing his level best to help chelshit

>Chelshit fans will call that refball
smdh tbqh with you lads

fucking shit ref

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who here /ABL/ waiting for next match?

>>74194656
palace

Even if it ends in a tie it will be an accomplishment for Burnley.

>>74194677
southeast asian women are so consistently unattractive desu

>Andre "offer me your hole your head will roll" Gray

>Morgan, Huth, Fuchs AGAIN
Welp time for another lose

Crooked Friend making poor decisions to help his friends at Chelsea. Rigged match!

>>74194627
thanks man guess i'll just give up then

>>74194623
>>74194623
>>74194623

Does Chelsea even want to win?

Volk coming in! Gray is leaving.

Literally nothing wrong with liking Chelsea.

Why bring Gray off? #Burn #Die #MakesMeSick

One of the commentators on NBCSN misspoke and literally just said Andre "Gay" Gray lol

>>74194723
Chelsea a shit

Is conte exkloppoopsed yet?

>andre "if you give me a kiss I'm leaving the pitch" gray

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>>74194723
this

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What did he mean by this?

>>74194731

>tf
>tt

I think I'll believe Estonia over you, pleb

Does Costa hate Pedro?
I always see him arguing and getting vex with him.

>>74194740
I think he tried to hook up with The Brown's gf again

>>74194750
costa argues with everyone

Yapari, Chelshit without ref's help or jammy deflected goals is nothing.

>>74194723
nowt rung wit' supooting yuh loocal noothun cloob

Kante is good

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>>74194714
Conte is losing points intentionally to give the other title """contenders""" some hope so he can crush it again later

>Poodro

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>le dribble in circles and pass back to the fullbacks man

this is another Pedro's vintage game where he just scored and done nothing more.

>>74194757
Sasuga, Indonesia-kun

If Chelsea doesn't win today I will blame it on Costa

>>74194740
>you now remember when Michael Owen tweeted "Bradford are on fire" knowing full well about the Bradford stadium fire just so he could get some attention for himself

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E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D

Digits and guy below me dies in his sleep

Will a tie be bad for Chelsea?

>>74194779
digits and you die in your sleep

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>>74194762
DEVILISH

>>74194767
he's quite a handsome lad.
needs to grow a spine, tho. the world is not made for pussies.

>>74194762
BEHIND BLUE EYES

>>74194783
It will be very painfull for them

>>74194762
>le gay for Conte, totally not a Juve customer slav

343 to 4231 to 424 now

>Batshuayi
Here come the goals

>>74194783
F

>>74194779
>>74194785
Digits and North Korea wins the World Cup.

>>74194783
Still increase the point gap actually

>>74194785
Digits and you have a happy life

>>74194791
Conte has no class. we already know it, stop bringing attention to it

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Costa is absolute shyte since he got the offer from chinks.

>>74194785
Rolling to kill you next time you fap

Conte knows he doesn't have to win this game, so he uses it ti conserve energy

He's a genius

@74194762
@74194791
>talking to yourself
Sad!

>>74194807
not if city wins

did anyone hear that elephant in the stadium

Barton is a nasty piece of meat

>>74194798
>BatShitWhy
>Goals

Howling.

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>>74194796
The Slovak you're replying to isn't Juve fan, he's Chelseabro. Everyone loves Conte though

>>74194823
i think that was ur mum lmao

based barton

barton is unironically a rather decent footballer

>le fancy flicks on the half turn man

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>>74194819
>@74194762
>@74194791

absolutely flabbergasted with that tackle

Andre "Stoke the hole, Pay the Toll" Gray

Once City win tomorrow then beat Chelsea, they'll be 4 points behind.

>>74194830
REKT

>>74194783
Very bad.

FUCKING SMASH HIM BARTON YOU SCOUSE MONSTER

>no goals in the half
>no major stoppages
>4 minutes extra time

fucking extraordinary

Tiles MOTM

Luiz and Fabregas missed next game

Digits for North Korea winning the World Cup

>>74194852
why did i watch this game and te arsenal one

JUST

>>74194830
haha shes at it again! xDD

>Lexus extra time

Fuck off, America.

>>74194844
*5 points

>the lexus stoppage time is 4 minutes

it must have terrible brakes and tyres

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huh

>>74194852
how much do you think the officials have been paid?

E-Exposed??

>>74194852
>Big team winning 1-0
>2 minutes added time
>Big team losing 1-0
>Always at least five

>>74194816
nuh-uh

can't wait to wank it to fat grannies later

>be sean dyche
*sluprs semen*
Aaahh this is how you play football lads!

>CAM ON BURNLEH

Kek, northerners are sub human

>>74194873
did they seriously say that? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74194861
Will they be late or what do you mean, potato theif?

>>74194839
I'm not giving that attention seeker (You)s

>>74194762
I don't think still being 10 points ahead is giving anyone hope.

>>74194870
ree

>a time of popularism
english commentators everybody

does chelsea have the most /fa/ bench in the PL?

>>74194875
>my planet needs me

>>74194875
just got a major nostalgia hit from losing all those footballs as a kid

>>74194875
*claps*

>>74194861
what does this mean?

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please based swans give us an exciting game

CHELSEA CHOKED!

Is EVE Online fun?

>>74194901
>the absolute state of the english

>chelshit
>poonte
lmao

ENGLAND'S BRAVE BURNLEY

>CHOKESEA

the biggest choke in EPL history begins now spee

>>74194890
fuck off southern ponce

Pretty boring second half but I can respect Burnley for what they did.

BASED BURNLEH

>CHELSHIT

>chelshit

>>74194914
I was in the Bloodbath. Yes. It was orgasmic.

best league

>>74194920
It began when Costa missed the pk against Liverpool

>>74194914
if you suck dick and get into a major guild that will carry you, yes

Pep ought to start Agüero, he excels against fodder like Bournemouth

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It's ON!

Scared Chelshits?

you are now aware that the only other team to draw against burnley at turf moor this season are mike phelan's hull

>lelsea

Costas fucking shite lads

>>74194909
>that one time when we kicked the ball on top of a church and the priest refused to lend us a ladder until we didn't pray with him

Easily >our worst performance of the season besides Arsenal away. Absolutely woeful attacking play, >we had Costa, Willian, Pedro, Hazard and Fabregas on the pitch at the same time for the last 25 minutes and didn't create a single chance. The passing and crossing was the worst I've seen in the Conte era, in fact it was better at Arsenal away. Fair play to Burnley though, they knew exactly what they needed to do to get a result.

Still a big positive that such an awful performance ended in a good point away to the 3rd best team at home. Pretty much a clear run to the title now in terms of remaining fixtures.

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UNCOVERED

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>>74194945
>mouyes
>6th (sixth)

>THICC Kammy

Would you?

>>74194931
>>74194932
>Britain First

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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>Chelshit

>>74194971

Unironically yes

>>74194961
sounds like the start of a porn deus

>>74194459
it's far from where I live m8

Wow this Sainsbury's advert is so inclusive!

>>74194910
>>74194893
Fifth yellow card

Costa has been wank since the China rumours.

Anyone interested in Swans v Lei?

>>74195019
I guess. Interested to see how far the Clement meme will go

>>74195017
Chelsea should have sold him.

>slipposter's team slips

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Kinda missed him today.

Where's the Swansea Leicester thread??

>>74195052
why would he drive a fucking mini lel

>>74195007
>It will now take 10 bookings for a player to receive a match ban before April 2, so those with just one booking remaining before having to miss a match now have six more chances
>from Jan 1st

>>74195052
poor Kante driving the "for one" car

>>74195079
He's pretty humble

>>74195079
probably driving it home after mini gave it to him for free

>>74195093
thought Minis were pretty fucking expensive

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>>74195051
still 10 points ahead senpai

>>74195129
cheap as shit if they're used

a bit more than average if they're new