Upcoming events: 2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie 2/17:

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Schaub is my God

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The biggest loser on heem

/codybuttasspoop/

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why ngannou only gets favorable matchups?

next they're going to make him fight chuck liddell

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Before shaubposter I couldn't imagine someone being more autistic than that swede who'd spam CP and scat if someone said something he didn't like in /wwe/

Life is full of surprises

>>74179960

Weren't you saying Arlovski was gonna win? lol

>>74179994

Do you think the shob sperg is also like the same guy who used to say "in 4 bliss :)"?

>>74179960
>Ngannou becomes champ
>the division is dead, there are no real contenders

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this one's better

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>>74180004
No. I am not that guy.
>>74179994
You really think I have more autism than a pedo? Come on, don't be serious.

>>74179996
No?
That match was tailor made for him to win. Glass chin has been with zero ability to take down.

>no Heem in the subject
Get in here bros
>>74179877

>>74179960
Because Dana just got lucky and isn't actually a talented promoter.

>>74180028
Yeah you're more autistic than most pedophiles probably. At least pedophiles can choose not to act on their impulses. While you'd probably have a nervous breakdown if you tried speaking like a human.

I hates the irish

>>74180033

So what's a non-favorable match that should have been made for him then?

> ppv
how much does ufc charge you for this card?

stop this thread wars shit you fucking retards

*filters poo peeland*
*hides stubs*
*left talking to himself while waiting for cricket to start up*

>>74180059
Ben Rothwell
Cain Velasquez

Francis Ngannou

>>74180073

Both injured

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Ngannou seems like a really nice guy

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You guys are ordering the PPV with a few friends, right?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449945816819.webm

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>>74180065
If the mods deleted all the early threads and slapped everybody who makes one with an automatic 3 day ban this would go away eventually. Instead they find excuses to ban people who report threads so they don't have to do any work.

>he doesn't do it for free

>>74180103
209 not 208 yes

>>74180103
lol i wouldn't pay $5 for this piece of shit ca rd

>>74180111
>and slapped everybody who makes one with an automatic 3 day ban

The thing is though the spergs who do this are really good at ban evading. So it ends up not mattering.

>>74180087
Cain just got injured recently, either way they should've picked someone more resilient to test him, maybe Hunto, Roy Nelson or so. We learned nothing from his last fight other than he's a powerful big nig.

>>74180123

Have you ever bought a single PPV in your life? Did you pay for 206?

I hate you both but fuck Schaub

>>74180131
>maybe Hunto, Roy Nelson

Lol dude shut up. Quit hating on the only HW prospect cause he triggers you.

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>>74179956
fuck cody buttasspoop

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>>74180134
I'll literally never spend $40-60+ to watch something over the internet

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>>74180129
It's just the one guy who's ban evading. SpergOP and Adan have both been banned before and served their time. There was a period of time when both were out and nobody was making new threads, we were going well past 550 before anybody bothered. It's literally 3 people making 99% of the OPs.

>>74180163

#NEETWEEBLIFE

>>74180177
That's how every general is. It's hilarious if you get to snipe an OP from an especially spergy one because the person who was planning to make it WILL start a thread war even if you made and posted the new thread after bump limit was reached.

>>74180190
lucky

>>74180190

ddude weed xD

>>74180190
xd light da 'erb

have the fights not started yet??

>>74180190
>>74180198

Sorry, but you'll have to leave. Only PED allowed on heem are steroids.

>>74180177
It's actually fucking hilarious that out of the hundreds of people who post in these threads, there's only two or three faggots autistic enough to care about making the OP. And they care SO much that they resort to taking out their autistic frustrations on the board in general in an attempt to get /heem/ itself banned.

Its unironically the single most autistic thing I have ever seen in this nest of unhindered autism.

>>74180189
I'd really love to hear someone try and make a convincing argument as to why 208 is worth the $60 to watch it over the internet.

If you were making an argument for seeing it live maybe but no fucking way am I going to spend 2.5 bottles of espolon blanco on a mediocre card if I'm just going to watch it on TV.

>>74180230
It's fucking illegal

>>74180190
Watching fights high can be pretty cool but I barely remember them afterwards and it makes me unable to appreciate the ground game like a true patrician fightfan

>>74180224
weed is not a ped my retarded fellow countryman

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Hol up...

This """event""" tonight... is a fucking PPV? Seriously? How in the fuck is this allowed? This is the worst PPV card I've seen in a while, it's barely worth watching on TV >for free.

>>74180230

Goofs like you said the same thing about 206.
Germaine even brought it up on embedded.

Maybe one day when you're past the casual territory you'll finally understand to judge cards after they happened and not before.

>>74180242

t.202er

>actually switching threads just because some autists told you the other one was bad
What the hell guys

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>>74180242
hi alex

>>74180242
cool

>>74180245
I don't think any PPV in the history of PPVs is worth $60

>>74180190
Honestly, like how fucking great is weed? Probably my favourite thing about this whole "lived existence" thing, after /heem/, of course.

>>74180263
t. not addicted i can stop any time i want

>>74180261

Cause you're a cheap bastard. Makes sense.

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>>74180225
I hope you're not Adan because he and SpergOP are basically the same poster at the end of the day. Watching spergs get riled up is funny once in a while but this shit has been going on forever and I get tired of the duplicate threads like the one we have right now:
>>74179877

>>74180261
This desu. There's no reason to pay for it when you can stream it for free

>>74180245
>>74180255
>>74180259
The headline fight is literally for a made-up title for a fighter that is too roided up to make weight and can't even pass a drug test. It's beyond ridiculous.

>>74180290
>There's no reason to pay for it when you can stream it for free

There's no reason to pay for it if you're a loner who always watches stuff alone in your room*****

FTFY

>>74180190
Loser

>>74180263
duude

t. tokin some to

>>74180293

Please tell me about how Pettis vs. Holloway being for the interim interim FW belt ruined the card.

>>74180273
>smoke weed daily
>get hired for a year in South Korea where weed gets you shot in the head and where my employer will drug test me on the regular
>quit cold turkey
>literally not a single side effect other than boredom which works itself out in a week anyway
>come home
>Weedman runs the show
>visit the dispensary 5 minutes from my condo at least twice a week

I don't even care my dude.

>>74180313
Kid Billbeach

>>74180290
I wouldn't mind paying if it was a reasonable price like if it was included in fightpass for $15 a month or something

Paying to stream it shouldn't cost as much as a fucking ticket to go to the actual event

Lmao I'm on r/mmastreams and according to the mod there le hacker 4chan DOXXED one of the streamers becuze evil

>>74180287
"SpergOP" is the best OP, just let him do it and everything is fine. Just look at all the other threads, garbage.

>>74180325

Dude how tight are your finances that $2 a day for a month puts a strain on you?

>>74180318
>literally not a single side effect other than boredom which works itself out in a week anyway
I smoke myself, you don't need to lie to defend it to me. I sincerely doubt you didn't experience difficulty sleeping, loss of appetite, difficulty concentrating and cravings.

>>74180313
Lunch-break dollar shore

>>74179994
It's all one person with a proxy, Spain, Russia, Japan and probably Ireland too. It's literally one guy with a load of proxies

>>74180339
I bet you it was spergop

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>>74180347
Nobody gets rich spending money on stupid shit.

>mfw buying a boat this spring with the money I saved streaming fights for the last few years

>Has never paid for a single PPV
>Dude why should I start paying now for this one with wymyn on it xD

Just use logic

>>74180313
pj billasea

>>74180366

>Nobody gets rich spending money on stupid shit.
>Is going to buy a boat

Well you're certainly not getting rich any time soon

>>74180366
Why aren't you lining Dana's pockets fucker?

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https://themaclife.com/sports/mma/artem-lobov-vs-cub-swanson-set-to-face-off-in-spring/

HYPE

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>>74180313
TJ Dollar Bill Shore

>>74180352
>difficulty sleeping
Only if you're a lazy fuck. If you hit the gym or get in some cardio you WILL sleep.

>loss of appetite
How is this a bad thing?

>Difficulty concentrating
Are you fucked? It's ten times easier to concentrate on something when I'm sober than when I'm high.

>cravings
For? Weed? Of course you crave it, just like you crave going to a good concert or gorging yourself on sushi, because all those things are fun and people like to have fun. They're completely mental though and nothing to cry about.

>>74180263
not all things that are fucking great are good for you
weed included

dont do drugs really, nothing good will ever come out of them long term

is bellator going to be strikeforce 2.0?

>>74180389
Well at least you can admit that all those problems are real. Far cry from 'only side effect is boredom'.
Cya leaf.

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>>74180149
>pointing out the fact he's getting fights easy for his style is hating

>>74180395
Yes. Unironically so.

>>74180189
> i am a proud sucker that loves to give away money
good boy

where can i find reporters and experts picks? are the collected anywhere

>>74180409

>Stingy about spending $60 on entertainment

Dude lol

is there a way to bet in the US? I want that islam-jacaroid-gdr free money

>>74180410
yeah, they can all be found on google.

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>>74180410
>trusting the opinions of the likes of this

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> I want that islam-jacaroid-gdr free money

>>74180395
Rory better lose for the UFC's sake.

If he's champ they can just say "we have the guy who beat their champ", and he's probably he highest ranked guy they've let go in recent times

>>74180163
>anime image
>poorfag

unemployed NEETshits shouldnt get to enjoy manly things like MMA

Who ended up replacing Goldberg anyway? Who is Rogan's new partner?

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>i picked boetsch

>>74180441
>for the UFC's sake
Bellator is hardly real competition. It'll add some legitimacy to a company that sorely needs it, but they're not stealing viewers away.
WME needs a kick up the bum anyways.

>>74180051
being a talented promoter is putting yourself in position to make the most money

see mcgregors path to the belt

>>74180441
That makes them look far worse if he loses

Miller/Boetsch/Brunson

>>74180425
how much does uncle dana pay you liddle man? ill pay you twice to stop posting

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How fucked am I lads?

>>74180449
Anik you retard

>>74180441
rory doesn't beat 2017 tyron. usadad and deleted

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>>74180396
???

>>74180469
belal is gonna fuck that dude up

>>74180451
im surprised the delusional fags who picked Penn/Arlovski a few weeks ago didnt choose boestch

probably still hiding away in shame

>>74180455

McGregor isn't a self-made man. He literally got pushed and forced by the UFC. That world tour he and Aldo did, helped grow his persona a ton and it was clearly cause they wanted the Irish fanbase.

Before that he was on prelims begging Dana for the FOTN bonus.

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>>74180395
Yeah. They've got MacDonald-Daley coming up with Page waiting in the wings. They're better than the UFC in every way except for caliber of fighters and now they're starting to catch up.

>>74180449
Some faggot from mandrama named Todd Grisham.

I thought the event was meant to be starting now. Did it get pushed back?

who here /sleepb4mainevent/?

>>74180480
belal has no chin, brown the seconding coming of silva (pretend uriah never happened)

why are there 2 /heem/s

schaubb bless though

>>74180466

>He thinks that UFC would send a shill to this NEET infested cave

I'm just calling you stingy for being a miser over 60 bucks a month lol do you even pay taxes or bills?

Unironically you don't pay for PPVs or even fightpass but think you deserve so-called "high quality" cards

>>74180492
here

is this the real thread? jesus fucking christ why are there always multiple threads.

>>74180483
>Before that he was on prelims begging Dana for the FOTN bonus.
Before that he was knocking out Dennis Siver in a Fight Night main event actually.

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Heading to BulkBarn lads, gonna get us some snacks for the fights.

What should I get?

>>74180480
he sounds pretty explosive

This the real thread?
When's the main card?

>>74180504
>a miser
what is this, 1892?

>>74180508

No casual. That was literally after he had already gotten all that promotion and they force-fed him a can in Dennis Siver to keep the hype-train going.

>>74180480
Brown is free money, it's Lentz i think i fucked up on.
Brown is explosive and Belal is coming on short notice off a 3 month break which he got KO'd

>>74180384
Why did cub take this fight?

>>74180478
Think about it

>>74180526
No seriously, he had the Siver fight prior to the world tour. I think the fight before that one was a PPV main event too. You're completely right about him being promoted from day one and not being completely self-made, but your order of events is wrong.

>>74180532

>Brown is free money

Did you miss his prior fight where he was getting outstruck and outwrestled till he got a meme submission?

>>74180430
so what youre saying is what i asked for doesnt exist, thanks

>>74180433
im not getting them because i trust them


also, what if i made an "expert" picks site that tracked a bunch of prominent journalists, analysts and shit so you could see their track record? im pretty sure i could do that if its not done already

>>74180513
all kinds of nuts

>>74180552
Belal is even more aids, he is getting fucked tonight

>>74180551
>I think the fight before that one was a PPV main event too.
Oh my god I meant PPV main card

>>74180551

I don't have anything wrong. He was asking for the fight bonus after he fought Brimmage. That was also his first UFC fight.

>>74180554
It would quickly become a HUGE column of /heem/ to mock the shittiness of the picks of MMA journalists. Cuck Thomas probably hasn't picked a single fight correctly his entire life.

>>74180347
>a strain

Because people would only not want to pay for things if it's a strain right? Not because they think it's overpriced

>>74180541
its a fake link

has the fight started for anyone yet??

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>>74180384
Who do you got heem?

>>74180564
Are you arguing on technicalities? Saying he was begging for prelim money before the world tour is technically true, but he had multiple fights in increasingly important positions on the card after that.

>>74180583
What the fuck?

>>74180570
The server crashed due to the traffic, check twitter ya goof

>Select all: priority military targets
Captcha spooks me sometimes

>>74180569

$60 a month for entertainment isn't overpriced, not unless you're a NEET and it's 50% of your allowance or you're just naturally a cheap bastard.

Some WWE goof tweeted at Dana saying that it should be $9.99 a month for everything including PPVs and he got shot down, and rightfully so.

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>>74180521

>>74180546
Jessamyn Duke? I haven't got a clue.

>>74180583
Artem is going to tear cubs legs apart

Meisha Tate looking hot as fuk

>>74180586

>Arguing semantics now

There's nothing to argue here, he was just another guy fighting on prelims doing the usual schtick of begging for FOTN bonus...And then UFC threw their weight on him. I don't know what you're even trying to prove here.

>>74180583
>>74180591
I really want to believe

This gonna be a fan fight.Artem is getting heemed though

>>74180487

>two ww hacks who couldn't cut it at the top level in the UFC

yeah wow, can't wait hehe

>>74180583

What. The. Heck.

>>74180583

Why would Cub take this fight?

Cub -800
Artem +550

>>74180606
nope

>>74180583
No fucking way

Conor McGregor

>>74180602
>$60 a month for entertainment isn't overpriced

That's true, too bad UFC isn't even in the top 10 things I like to be entertained by.

Maybe if you're such a fucking loser the only entertainment in your life is the third best MMA promotion that seems like a reasonable price.

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How many bongs and/or bings?

>>74180583
AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAAHHAAHAHAH WHAT

>>74180583
How is my lad Armtem fighting Cub off two cans? Especially after Cub's last fight, he should be fighting top 5, or top 10 if they are booked.

>>74180639
Artem was talking shit and he said he would take it to shut Artem up if the UFC couldn't get him another fight that would make sense. He probabaly sees it as an easy paycheck.

>>74180647

> the only entertainment in your life is the third best MMA promotion
>Now he's backtracking saying $60 isn't overpriced

Go ahead and tell me what else you spend that $60 you save on.

Vidya? Anime dolls? kawaii cosplay?

>>74180651
40

i've been posting in the wrong thread for literally minutes ffs

>>74180628
Can't follow you any more. Hate it when cunts start trying to argue about the argument because they feel intellectually threatened.

>>74180513
literally have never fucked with those

didnt even they still existed

>>74180583
no way

is holly holm autist?

Can we meme magic Artem to heeming a top five featherweight?

approximately 10 bings

>>74180487
I don't even remember him being employed by WWE
>>74180664
$60 isn't overpriced for an entire month of entertainment, $60 for 1 mediocre card is overpriced.

UFC isn't any better than WWE lately anyway so I don't know why Dana is acting all high and mighty other than he has to.

>>74180583
why does the UFC try to outdo themselves with these retarded match ups

>>74180684
no just a little punch drunk

lmao people actually think that fight is real

>>74180696
Welcome to the WME era

>>74180583
this cant be real. Cub has 3 consecutive wins over ranked competition, and just won the fight of the year. He should be getting a top 5 opponent like ricardo lamas. Artem is 2-2 in the UFC. Please tell me this is fake

HAVE THE FIGHTS STARTED YET? my stream is just showing promo shit

>>74180583

the fuck

>>74180660
Artem is a needle mover.

>>74180710
https://twitter.com/Maclifeofficial/status/830560325862776834

>>74180716
No. It's all been terribly confusing.

>>74180696
It's called bants

not that you'd understand

>>74180691
Before Anderson Silva vs. Chris Weidman

>Relax everybody, this $60 price ($5 increase) is only a one time thing
>It's been $60 every single time since then

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>>74180583
>implying Artem hasn't absorbed all of Conors experience
Artem by TKO

>>74180723
wow official source very real
RETARD!

Just found out Henno got doxxed. Which one of you fucking cucks did it? Why would you do that to a dude whose giving out free streams?

>>74180696
Who knows

UFC tries to be prestigious and follow boxing but the booking is pretty bad. I wish they'd just go freakshow like Rizon/PRIDE

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please kill me already this is unbearable even for my standards

>>74180730
Is that real shock or is she trying to be a qt?

>>74180740
the ufc did it

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>>74180726
thanks for your input Muhammad

>>74180633
It's a far cry from Shamrock-Gracie and Slice-Dada 5000 main events. The UFC still hasn't signed Lorenz Larkin and appears to be letting some other decent guys go. The gap is wide but closing and Viacom is pissed enough to keep dumping money into Bellator if they have to.

>>74180665
Thx

>>74180740
Literally who?

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>>74180749
it was real

>>74180740
for real?
goddamn that sucks

guess we aren't getting an english acestream

Acestream?

>>74180740
It was Shaub

>come on kid you don't think UFC is worth paying for kid? you like that fake "wrestling" kid shit or something kid?

>>74180758
Did she cry like Kailin or Paige? If so please post webms.

>>74180754
the irony

maybe you do understand bants after all

>>74180770
no just did that dumb face

Did Jacare get USADA'd or did he simply not recover from the surgery break yet?

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Reminder, Jacare better not shit the bed for my sake anyway

>>74180770
she smiled and congratulated felice then left the cage

>>74180758
Gasso is pretty qt.

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>>74180583
i get a disgusting feeling Cub asked for this fight..

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>>74180740
No idea who that is but it sounds like a good thing. Justice ALWAYS prevails.

Did you know that Redditors literally donate to people who stream fights?

>>74180670

You can't follow maybe cause you can't read properly.

Let me break this entire interaction down for you:

>McGregor isn't self-made. He got pushed by the UFC, he got a world tour with aldo, before that he was begging for bonuses
>(You): Nuh uh before that he was knocking out Dennis Siver
>Actually no, he had already gotten promotion before that gimme fight was made
>(You) Your order of events is wrong
>Him begging for the bonus was literally his first UFC fight, I don't have any order of events wrong.
>(You) Hurr you're a cunt

Just accept you were wrong or you misread and move on instead of trying to save a sinking ship.

>>74180691
>UFC isn't any better than WWE lately anyway

You'd have to be dumb to compare UFC to WWE in the first place.

>goldie was replaced with anik and dc

why

WE HAVE THE SUCC ON COMMENTARY

THIS GON B GREAT

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>>74180429
bovada.lv

>>74180787
because they're decent human beings and know how to build a community. they're also desperate for upvotes and attention tho

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>that first sip

Holm is fucking jacked lads

>>74180777
I hope Jacare gets BLEACHED

>>74180801
lol it's literally paying for stolen goods

>>74180804

Damn you're pathetic. Last time I ever try to be reasonable with an Ausfailian. From now on it's >that flag >this topic.

>>74180801
Well the way I see it, paying to pirate is beyond silly. Defeats the purpose.

>>74180809
She's on the horse meat.

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>>74180776
Jacaroid definitely got USADA'd

>>74180740
Do you really believe the word of some redditor mod lmao

>>74180820

>Jacaroid

Keep forcing failed memes you loser

Is this the worse ppv card this year?

FP Prelims starting now.

>AceStream license agreement is hosted on an external site and is in Russian
Guys do I have anything to be worried about? Legitimate question.

why did kenny kenflo florian pick kenflo as his nickname?

Silva will win this one, this fight is rigged
Silva is Dana's boy, the only thing he has to do is ask, and he asked
Brunson is getting paid big bucks to lose this one, so Dana can set Silva x Bisping 2 after Yoel gets caught by USADA and Jacare loses tonight

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Rogan will snap today and triangle Anik on air

Screencap this

>>74180806
>how to induce heart attack

>>74180831
yeah it's a botnet

>>74180806
Please dont, there is still so much to live for

>>74180838

I have a Monster a day and I'm doing fine.

About to take my Alpha-Brain memory pills and enjoy 6 hours of fights

no english acestream tonight FeelsBadMan

Masvidal is in the spanish commentary team kek

>>74180748
Look at the throat, you just know she's a blowjob expert

>>74180862

You wouldn't know anything about blowjobs you tosser

Who is the livest dog tonight?

>>74180862
I love you.

>>74180788
>Fighter fucks up every other contender and champion in his division
>T-THE UFC MADE HIM
OK buddy

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;__;

guys im feeling HUGE memes are going to happen toight
anyone feeling the same?

>>74180869
Lentz or Anderson by the looks. I dropped money on Lentz but i think i;m gonna regret it now

>>74180869
Lentz

>>74180850
why dude?
its not healthy at all
hope ur not a fat blob,

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Why in the fuck is Holm the underdog

Can someone tell me what fight is coming up so i know if i'm sync'd?

>>74180881
in which fights nostradamus?

>>74180869

nover

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>>74180870
:3

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>Anik and Cormier in place of Rogan
>Anik's voiceover during all the promos

This is awful, I'm sure Anik is a cool dude but I bloody hate him as a commentator. Android.

>>74180875

>Get promoted and given a world tour to do press conferences in multiple countries and continents
>h-h-e's totally self made guise

>>74180896
because Germaine can actually strike?

Post Bunda

>>74180889

>Betting against a Russian Sambo guy

At best Lentz wins one round, and if he wins two, then he loses a close split decision lel

>>74180896
because the ronda fight was literally her only impressive performance

>>74180906
He's the blandest man on the planet™

You know, I'm not sure Rogan really enjoys this. He sounds like he feels out of place

>>74180899
dont know man, its just a feeling lol
lets see what happens

Is this Cormier and Rogan?

They already sound like shit.

>>74180895
he most definitely is

anik and dc gonna annoy the hell out of joe

>>74180896

holm has looked like dog shit against any competent striker she has faced

>>74180916
you post it

Is Joe not there?

>>74180859
Does he speak Spanish better then Cain?

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Who /FIGHTPASS/ here?

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>>74180916

>>74180912
>Fighter fights for promotion
>Gets promoted
Really makes one think

get anik out just joe and dc would be fine

>no music

oh boy, it's gonna be a great night

>>74180876

I can still hear him...

>>74180926

I'm thankful for casuals who've made her the underdog. She should probably be -180 all things considered.

DC is so corny i love it

>>74180926
She dominated Miesha for 5 rounds

>>74180943
Bunda

I can't hear any walkout music

>>74180906
Anik might be boring but at least he isn't Goldberg. Anik seems to actually do some research and actually be interested in the sport of MMA.

>>74180942

holm is rousey?

>>74180950

>Get promoted only cause you're Irish and Irish like fighting and "irish-american" wytebois will be able to better self insert onto you

>>74180934
Lots of potential with Silva fighting a rusher, Jacare in a huge mismatch, and a main event with a chick no one's ever seen. Plus I suspect Teixeira's chin got deleted. Meme card, meme fights.

>>74180939
i feel bad when i drink a monster once monthly
do it only when i need the extra sugar/power
cant believe someone would drink it daily

>>74180959

>fight was a draw if she didn't get choked out

>>74180951
You need Anik to do the commercials you donk

>>74180969
Goldberg loves MMA you goof

I refuse to believe LaFlare is actually 6'1

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its really weird that theyre taking turns speaking. it seems formulaic

They're using DC for commentary again...

>>74180895
>>74180939

I'm not. I'm 6'4, 155. Unathletic, possibly underweight, but not fat at all.

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>>74180948

oh yah

Gucci Mane LaFlare about to heem a hue

>>74180998
Really? I'd wager anyone on /heem/ knows more about it.

>>74180992

>fight was a draw

Actually it was a win. Learn 2 math.

Wouldn't have put up with this event either if I was Rogaine

>>74181005
This is the future

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there is an enviromental feeling of utter cringeness tonight

>>74181005
Well if you dont at least try then people walk over each other, was really annoying when they would do it early on in the UFC

>>74181006
It's adorable

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>>74180943

>>74180997
dc can do cheesy plugs

DC is doing fine. I like this he is a good analyst.

>>74179960
It's called being groomed for the belt. He's got a good backstory.

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Is predictionbro taking last-minute submissions?

>>74181022

???

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/ufc-196-scorecards-without-finish-miesha-tate-vs-holly-holm-likely-a-draw

KILL THE FILTHY HUE

>>74180991
I use to drink it every 2 days 6-7 years ago and was a tublard, there fucking horrible. made my chest hurt at times too

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>>74180988
>Promotion promotes fighter
>Fighter turns out to be successful
You're really struggling here kid

LaFlare is done

>>74181048
dude, amanda used to be handsome. i wonder if she dated medeiros. they still hangout with her wife so that must be weird

looks like a UFC 2 fight lol

>>74181062

>Claim fighter is self-made
>He actually isn't.
>Talks about struggling

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Miesha bless

>>74181091

WEW
E
W

I like DC insight on the technical part

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>Laflare lives less than 20 mins from me
should i teepee his house while hes fighting?

>>74181009
>6'4, 155
skeleton
stop with the monster tho
dont know how long are you doing it on a daily basis but it will backlash on you
stay healthy mayne

>>74181091

I'd fight her to the rape.

the firing of mike goldberg was the most illogical decision in UFC history.

This is pathetic. It is not a PPV.

>>74181080
Then there's literally no such thing as a successful UFC fighter you sperg.

Bryan "the Kid" Callen would fuck both these clowns up #yourwelcome

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Did Herb get whacked?

>>74181125

#notmyUFC

english acestream is up