>Running as fast as you can towards the ball is an elite defensive

>flipping a coin will surely guarantee you a win in handegg

>>74174866
it is in handegg too, actually

>holding onto one another's hands

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>convincing a middle aged man you got a boo boo on your tum tum is an elite offensive tactic in soccer

>being fat is an elite defensive tactic in handegg

>sucking off other men is an elite tactic used by all soccer players after games

Lol all those stewpud yuropoors

>having lunch twice is the ultimate NFL tactic

>beating the players of the opponents team up is the basis of handegg

>>74174866
no if you dive in they go right around you and you look like a scrub

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>coin flip

>>74177593
kek