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Where's the news Jon?

SLANG A BUNCHA NARCOTICS
PULL UP IN A NEW RADIO
LIVIN LIKE JOHN GOTTI
CHOPPIN BRICKS LIKE KARATE
DRINK A BUNCH OF CODEINE
SERVE IT TO THE DOPE FIENDS
BLOWIN MONEY, STAY CLEAN
MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY JEAN

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Me and my boy platinum would run through /heem/ in a week

>>74160271
He's scared. He knowsw he can't win without keeping distance and eyepoking.

>>74160286
Kanye West is NIGGER

>>74160300
Snitch nigga.

>>74160300
your future president

>>74160286
me on the back right

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>>74160256

>>74160310
There are good niggers out there, Kanye isn't one of em
>>74160312
Keep dreaming edgelord

>>74160300
Damn bruh, your edgy as fuck. /pol/ is this way

>>>/pol/catalog

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>>74160268

>>74160322
>tfw your vote means nothing and putin chooses yeezy

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>""""people"""" unironically like Kanye West

>>74160320
>legend returns
>he's not the main event

How do you think he feels? Will he heem Dana?

ACTUAL HEEM THREAD

>>74160339
>>74160339
>>74160339

>>74160322
>edgelord
>"there are only 2 good niggers in the world"

Lil whiteboi on his knees like he fixin a flat

>>74160256
>already a thread
>makes a new one

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>>74160268
he's not gone

bellator will hire him

>>74160297
Jones could wrestlefuck anybody just like he did to Cormier

WHICH //// THREAD

Is SpergOP banned?

>>74160235
do you? tate's out of comp bull here

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what a snowy shit hole

>>74160376
What does that mean?

>>74160359
Don't you know about the new rules? Jones is fucked.

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Free money?

>>74160399
>t. Juancarlo Jiminiez Toro Del Bianca-Poderoso

>>74160414
He just won't ever stand and bang with anybody, when he comes back its gonna be GSP lay 25 minutes on people era all over again

>>74160416
No

>>74160399
If I was that guy, I'd eat her ass right there on that sidewalk. There's no one around, perfect timing.

>>74160466
That guy is actually asexual.

>>74160483
Maybe he can still appreciate eating ass?

>>74160503
SpergOP again shitting up threads right away. Will a mod please full range ban this guy?

>>74160497
>a man who takes no pleasure in sexuality itself and instead dedicated himself to the perfection of the technique itself

Honestly a touching idea tbqhfam

>>74160524
Not him, but this one doesn't even have HEEM on it. How will others find it

>>74160536
That's what divides the punks from the real fight fans, man. You can't always be spoonfeeding these toddlers.

>>74160536
GOLDY FACE MEANS HEEM

>>74160544
/HEEM/ is a tradition that shouldn't be broken

>>74160503
no thanks, cuck

>>74160536
I know it sometimes doesn't look that way, but heemsters (mostly) aren't literal retards.

>>74160503
no thanks

>>74160466
shame he's a cuck

My uncle taught me how to scrape the bowl.

And my auntie? She still on the blow.

>>74160609
>how to scrape the bowl
Is that some euphemism for eating ass ?

Every day same shit, me gettin paid
Wakin up new bitch, me gettin laid

207er question: How do the fighters listen to their corner shouting? I can't imagine being 100% concentrated on the other guy, and listen to my team at the same time. Does it come with experience? Is it like a peripheral vision?

>>74160771
their cornerman is like 15 feet away and screaming

>>74160771
Nobody listens to their corner. Coaches just shout shit out as a desperate last attempt to will the fight into going the way they want it to go.

>>74160771
The cornerman doesn't actually yell, believe it or not. They dub the corners advice onto the original taping after it's aired live.

>>74160794
HEAD MOOVMENT

>>74160817
So they just open their mouths without making a sound? Amazing what nature can do...

>>74160840
modern sports technology is actually amazing

>>74160878
Wow... I'm gonna make list of 5 modern sport technologies that you probably don't know (number 3 will SURPRISE you), and post it on BuzzFeed.

>>74160891

*clicks on link*

*redirected to a heem thread with no heem in the title*

what the fuck

>>74160921
stop posting pics of me

>conner

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Would you trust this man with the nuclear codes?

>>74161077
I would <3

Brock is bae.

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>>74161177
>tfw you can do ALL things through Christ

It honestly feels good.

>>74161177
Holly is literally a preacher's daughter, God is gonna fuck up GDR.

>>74161267
How come Preacher is a viable employment in 21st century US of A ?

>>74161303
US government is cucked by christianity since the cold war, when they just had to be contrarian, so they started putting the "in god we trust" shit everywhere. Their churches are not paying taxes, which is also a huge help.

>>74161303
>poland

>>74161303
overwhelmingly you left a country for the USA because your life was shit (you were poor/stupid) which almost always means religious

>>74161346
Ain't no preachers around here boyo, what do you have for your defense ? Besides this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjydOI4MEIw

>>74161407
this
>>74161364

only thing i'm pointing out is that there are a fuck load of christ tards in poland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFQsMl1cujg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33MLKAoUZYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7RU_tl_hpE

post walkouts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

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>>74161441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo

OFFICIAL REAL THREAD:

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>>74161177

Go tip your fedora somewhere else teenage twink

>>74161507
>calling someone a twink

Weirdo

where is everyone?

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>>74161644
Gone to other thread

My filter can't filter these threads if you don't write /heem/ on the subject line.

Please make sure to do so next time.

>>74161835
>filtering the only manly sport lmfao go kick a soccer ball you zilch

>>74161835
>filtering the comfiest general on /sp/

What are you, a homosexual?