>slow >weak >skinnyfat >crys like a pussy all the

>>74095497
You forgot
>five rings

It's time to stop posting matt.

>>74095497
>He can throw a leather egg-shaped ball well I guess?
otherwise known as the only criteria that matters LMAO

>>74095497
right, that's why you are out there winning bowls. get cancer you fat nerd.

>>74095497
He's pretty good. Can't deny that. Also has probably the GOAT coach and a golden horseshoe up his ass.

>>74095497
>skinnyfat
I don't think you know what that looks like if you are going by your pic related. also
>>74095586

Quarterbacks use their brains more than their bodies, which is why all the GOATs are white

>>74095497
>why is he the best player, because he does the thing that constitutes playing the game the best?

Yeah dipshit, thats exactly right.

I-is that a scar?

>>74095497
Because he's the NFL's babyface, their starlette
He's there to sell jerseys

You're watching the creation of a meme
What they call a manufactured "dynasty"

The whole thing is a joke.