OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 104: BERMUDEZ VS. JUNG THREAD #5 OH

Artem

Schaub is God

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Grasso <3

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trump wants to deport this

this fight just makes me miss jon jones

god damnit jon

#GASSED

>it's a the other fight was good so we have to boo this one episode.

Scatpsycho is getting lazy

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Megam <3

Gas

>>74039934
is your name daniel cormier?

>>74039932
should've lowered the curtain to make a stand against the wall

Who is Swab?

>>74039934
Why? We already don't really have a main event tonight. It's like he's still here in spirit.

osp bout to make me homeless

>>74039943
If you asked her to suck your dick she would probably chew on it

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>>74039932

>ywn deflower and deport her

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Ovince Gass Preux

the fuck is this, a sparring session?

LHW is unironically the worst division in the UFC

how can people train all their lives to fight yet still gas after 5 minutes

both of these guys shouldn't even be in the top 10 lhw is so fucking shallow


Black dude needs to finish him

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>booing fights

> already gassed
the absolute city of lhw

10-9 Oezdemir
10-10

>>74039972
no shit

both are gassed, 3eround is gonna be shit

BORE-RING
BORE-RING
BORE-RING

Andrade vs. Hill is FOTY :)

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post lewds, don't know if I can watch this 3rd rd

>>74039974

t. someone who's never been in a legit fight

one of those kicks from OSP would put you on the ground and you'd stay there

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>>74039956
#titsouttrumpout

>Alexa Grasso (9-0-0) vs. Felice Herrig (11-6-0)
Who has the better tits?

I base my bets of that.

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What's the point in having all that blacksplosiveness if at the end of the day you're just a lazy nigger?

>tfw you just know cuckposters are waiting with their dicks out ready to post

Fuck Houston

>>74039983

>10-10

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

19-19

Chickz > Dickz

>>74039932
>>74039968
I'm pretty sure she lives and trains in Mexico at her own gym.

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>>74039993
beat down of the year is more like it

>>74040000
>0000
nice-oo

>>74040005
OSP was never blacsplosive

19-19

>>74040005

slave owners weren't breading for endurance, they were breading for explosiveness

blame them

Boring as fuck

>its a both fighters gassed in round 2 episode

How did Jones go 5 rounds with this dude mang?

>>74040021
WHAT
It's like the cornerstone of his game

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>american commercials
>it's literally only burgers and fried chicken

i score that round 7-8 OSP

*deep breath*

>>74040033
Cause he got Usada'd

I miss the PED era

claiming volkan as my boy

>>74040004
Both of them have zero tits.

>>74040026
More like spend an extra 30,000 years throwing spears instead of creating shit and somehow you can throw a spear further.

>>74040035
yummy

>>74040035
>fast food
>weird Geico ad
>fast food
>weird Geico ad
>fast food
>weird Geico ad

Osp is fucking garbage. Can't believe jones couldn't put this man away

did OSP get USADA'd

>>74040033
jones brought the dog outta osp

>>74040033
OSP a tough nigga

*heavy breathing and sloppy striking*

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keep cutting everyone in your LHW division and this is how you wind up with OSP ranked 5 against this guy on a main card.

>OSP freshest fighter

>>74040060
FARMERS ONLY DOT COM

osp to bellator?

This is fucking DADA vs Kimbo tier

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>>74040026
>i dindu nuffin
>blame whitey

Let LHW and HW eat horse meat and things will get better

Kimbo v Dada tier

This crowd fucking sucks

OSP needs to go to bellator desu

>late replacement has a great first round but slows down in later rounds and veteran opponent adjusts to his techniques
Many such episodes!

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people chanting boring

>>74040033
I said it in the last thread. Jones always took it easy on other black fighters.

How do we fix OSP?

what are they saying

>>74040060
>occasion budwiser ad
>occasional Ford pickup ad

>>74040063
He noticeably fought like a man with everything to lose.

>>74040100
culero

>>74040079
>>74040086
Heart-attack Mind

>>74040079
calm down

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>>74040081

what does HEEM mean?

>>74040110
Heem
Every
European
Male

>>74040098
Speed holes

>>74040101
Da toof

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https://twitter.com/AdamMilstead/status/828095713020096512

>>74040088
desu a top 5 ranked fighter looking this shit against a no name is pretty sad.

SLOPPY JOE WITH SOME SPICE FOR 20 SECONDS

lol

lmao landing flush but too gassed to hurt him

Saint Poo is awful.

That was enough spice for me to enjoy the fight

rock em sock em robots

Majority draw?

I'm sick of these no cardio cans.

white dude won first 2 rounds
BLEACHED

>>74040110
Here
Everyone
Eats
Munchies

Someone get those men some oxygen tanks!

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>>74040124

OSP won that round and the second. BOOOOOOOOO

>>74040110
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes

>>74040127
What if Oezdemir is just that good?

ugh I don't know how this will be scored

>>74040135
Should be but it's going to be a split decision for OSP

>>74040124
so have him move camps to chicago?

>>74040110
hastily
empty
every
milkbag

>>74040126
>le out for a year with a fucked up knee man
>muh shield
literally retarded

>>74040126
>would of

I dont care about him or his knee.

DRAW

last minute spice lol

Where's that dummy who said that when men land flush they put each other in comas?

>State of /r9k/ spergs

10-9 Oezdimar
10-10
10-10

30-29 Oezdimar

that movie is really WOKE

>>74040054
Unless they are cutting boards, they have tits.

At least are they perky and not having a sag? A cups with sag are the most depressing thing ever.

That guy must be half-Turk

>>74040110
Here
Everyone's
Extremely
Mad

>>74040138
>OSP didn't win round 2
srs? Also don't think you can get colored without a heem or a tappy

>>74040110
Homo
Erotic
European
Men

>people booing that fight

>>74040110

Have Exciting Experiences Monthly

osp won

>10 seconds left in the last round
>Alright, lets fight for real

When will memeA end?

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29-28 OSP

Not impressed by his performance

>>74040105
oh you, this isn't Boyle Heights (even tough i wish it was

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Where my GRASSO bros at?

>>74040133
Me too leaf

>>74040135
Clear 29-28 OSP

>american commercial break
>WHAT KINDA TACOS U WANT

FUCK!

>>74040165
I had 10-9 oezdimar
10-10
10-9 osp

TOP FUCKING KEK

>Oh Ess Pee

>>74040110

He Will Not Divide Us

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>>74040190

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>the white guy won

>>74040166
Am I the only one that gets a clear tongue-in-cheek vibe from that trailer?
The trailer is edited like it's a legit horror movie but I really don't think that what's they're going for

who /woke/ here

29-28 oezdemir desu

rip OSP

Got Volkaned

>>74040178
it was shit past the first round

BLEACHED

>BLACK "FIGHTERS"


KEKS BTFO

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOOOODDD BYE

B L E A C H E D

Ayyyyy

FUCKING ROBBERY

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

>francis ngannou didnt even know what mma was 3 years ago

it pisses me off that ive been training for almost 10 years now and ive yet to get my shot at the pros yet some nigger is a ufc contender after taking a few classes

>>74040199
Kek, I would HEEM everyone of Shia's cult

JUST FUCK MY PARLAY UP SENPAI

Oh my gosh rip heem
So much money gone
holy shit

fair decision, r1 was better

>THE MUD HUT CITY OF OSP

heheheheheheh

osp getting cut? 1-4 in his last 5

>White """"people"""" need affirmative action to win fights

Can't make this up

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Good fuck OSP lazy fuck

Jon Jones being king of LHW doesn't make him the GOAT at all. LHW is a bunch of HWs cutting too much weight and unfortunate MWs who are forced to go up a weight class. He just happens to be the perfect size for LHW unlike most of the LHW roster.

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>>74040190

RIGHT HERE

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I did it lads!
Please give Korean Zombie your power! picked him as a meme but I'm your last chance.

HEY HEY

HO HO

RACIST JUDGES HAVE GOT TO GO

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WHAT

>>74040219

whats your ammy record and weightclass?

SWISS POWER

>Oh Ess Poo

>>74040202

It's directed by one half of Key & Peele, if it isn't a comedy I'm going to be upset.

>>74040219
should have been a HW

Volkan is a great API too bad not many games take advantage of it.

>>74040200
Does she have a deal with a mexican nutrition company or something?

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>>74040190
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE

THE REAL CUTEST LOOKING 115er

VAN ZANT THROWS ON MAKEUP AND STILL LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY

WHEN I WALK BY DUDES DON'T FUCKING MOVE

Texas cards pretty consistently have really questionable judging.

B L E A C H E D
L
E
A
C
H
E
D

>>74040167
Google them both. Not a tit to be seen between them.

>lose three in a row
>including to a literal who where you get absolutely gassed despite being quite experienced

Should be dropped

BLEACHED
L
E
A
C
H

BLACKIES BTFO

VOLKAN
O
L
K
A
N

>the city of my picks

>B L E A C H E D

>>74040190
Grasso a cute

I cant afford to pay rent this month
might have to suck a dick now
thanks ospoo

It's hard not to root for Generic White Guy

niggers btfo!

>congratulates himself

>>74040229
>H-he totally didn't win the first 2 rounds i swear

unranked guy just beat the #6 nigger lmao
KEKS IN DENIAL

>T*rk defiling Swiss flag

Shameful desu

Based Michael Irvin

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LETS SEE THOSE PICKS NOW

you cant be blacked or bleached if you dont finsh

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>1 single prediction left
>trump
kek

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my picks was ruined but I had a bet opposite to my picks

michael irvin looked the fuck out.

>>74040219

> yet some nigger is a ufc contender after taking a few classes

Maybe you should stop focusing on other people and focus on yourself you bum faggot.

>>74040266
blame the judges

is abel still a vegan?

How is OSP ranked lmao

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WHAT

>>74040222
im $100 down in this card, fuck this racists judges

>>74040277

Oezdemir is a turk?

>>74040278
Has he always looked like a malnourished crack head?

>>74040268
He's the default on character ceation

>THE DEMOLISHED GRASS HUT OF OVINCE ST. PREUX AND HIS MMA """""""CAREER"""""""""

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NIGNOGS ON POOICIDE WATCH

I miss cupcake miesha tate :(

>>74040281
>state of heem

>Osp went from being gifted a jones fight to losing to this no name
JUST FUCK HIS SHIT UP. I expect to see OSP fighting 300 lb trannies in rizin within the next year.

>>74040281
fuck VIck is gonna lose isnt he

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>>74040281
>had the same top 3 picks as me

>>74040276

>The britslim who says he's not really insulted when whitebois get made fun of

>>74040295
>Oezdemir
turkish name

>>74040293
$+17 :^)
Only bet left is KZ by KO

>>74040295
It's a Turkish last name at least.

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>>74040299

>>74040316
"Maybe"

>>74040281

Weird

I like Trump but Vick is a bitch

>6'3
>155 lbs
>white

lmao does this guy stand a chance?

>>74040281

Hey at least that retard who submitted 16 picks can still pat himself on the back lol

>>74040281
Some anon made fun of me for picking Fortuna and Oezdemir

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>TFW trujillo gets BLEACHED

>>74040281
>tfw my picks are absolute garbage

>>74040283
>muh ankle

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>>74040281
gotta say im loving the extra effort

keep it up!

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>>74040312
Hearty chuckle, thanks

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PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO VICK

F

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>>74040281
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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>>74040281
>Trumpf holding a samurai
pottery

>>74040266

You'd do it for free lel

>Get Out

lmao muh evil white supremist family movie

>>74040299
Kek. He's going to get his papers probably.

GET OUT

>>74040281
》vick over trujillo
yeah, there goes my 64th pick. just goof my shit up

>>74040318
>the mixed race mutt who has an identity crisis and is jealous of white people who are pure

How in the world do you score round 2 for Volkan? I wouldn't care so much if I hadn't bet on OSP but I probably deserve it. Didn't think he'd be so horrible.

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>that movie trailer
wew

>>74040366
>》
wtf

>>74040281
fucking wow /HEEM/ got fucking raped tonight

>>74040367

>Need affirmative action to win fights

Lol!

>>74040306
I liked watching that arab faced bitch getting beaten up and choked the fuck out.

>>74040380
this shit is out of control, they are not even subtle anymore

>>74040374

Rd 2 and 3 were both draws

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>>74040349
6 2 4 1 3 5

5 3 4 2 1

>>74040347
that was a fun fight. Kish got it for aggression but I'm looking forward to Yoder fighting again.

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>>74040281
so we're all rooting for Vick right

>>74040389
>need affirmative action to get a job
Lol!

>>74040396

No they weren't

>>74040383
《◇》
im on my tablet you goof
android keyboard

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>>74040387
every fight night /heem/ is raped

>>74040344
I hope they don't make him pay for his ticket

>>74040393
It's not ((((them)))) this time.. It's a Black guy writing and directing it.. im gonna be honest i was 90% sure it was a jewish director

>>74040392
Hey man she's a nice lady :(

>>74040404

>need affirmative action to go to the beach

LoL! Sad!

I can't take Trujillo seriously after he got absolutely ragdolled by Kebab

>>74040380
>go through the effort of dressing like a women
>dont even shave

just got here guys, any spicy bangers?

>>74040403
Yes

Texicutioner, Grasso, and KZ

but that's who we were all rooting for anyway right?

>>74040349
Fuuaaark, that's a man right there. He could have any of those thots if he wanted.

>>74040403
nah fuck that guy, he is 6'3 but knows he is too shit to fight people his own size so he cuts to a weight class he has no business being in.

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>>74040397
>walk into my bedroom
>see this
>what do

why did i stay up to watch this?
are there literally any other brits in here?

>>74040403
Vegan Trujillo is going to deliminate Jameson Vickardy

>>74040380
mental illness

>>74040415
Don't worry goy (((they're))) still funding it.

>>74040420
Don't you realise white people get a nice golden colour when we tan?

You go from Shit colour to burned shit colour

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swear to christ i'm going to permaheem my fucking fatfuck neighbours

these guys are just retard and annoying beyond all repair

fuck

>>74040393
>>74040415
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, it seemed clearly satirical to me.

>>74040281
based samurai donald

>>74040438
Yes stop bitching

>>74040430
Last fight was shit but so far its a good card. Saw a dude blow out his leg while getting thrown around the octagon.

>>74040380
this is ironic yes?

>>74040430

Andrade vs. Hill

/r9kasp/ spergs were crying all through it

jesus vick is an ungainly gangly nigga

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did they?

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>>74040432
For sure

>>74040397
agreed 100% on the top row

bottom row I'd go

1 3 2 5 4

also wasn't 4 (bottom row) the one who didn't get a hug by Cro Cop after he won and looked really sad. She's cute but in that chick you meet when the others aren't there type.

>>74040409
It's not good sportsmanship to make excuses after a fight.

>>74040436
This shit again, have you never seen a tall skinny guy before?

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>>74040430
>>74040430

>>74040403
nah lengthbabby got murked by Dariush last time he fought, embarrassing display

>>74040447

Lol you're pathetic justifying yourself to me, (your bull)

Keep going though I ain't gonna stop you :)

>You will never own ovince and have him work his way up from farm hand to house nigger.
>You will never express your inner feelings to him as he nods slowly mumbling incoherently as he gives you a big hug
>You will never watch your southern belle daughter teach this gentle giant how to spell his name and count past twelve.

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Blacks on suicide watch tonight.

Texas baby

>>74040461
That's because it wasn't as good as you thought it was.

>>74040415
lmao

>>74040470

not yet

>>74040303

What was that about? Did he shove OSP or was he trying to give him a hug?

>>74040477
that's one nappy headed hoe

damn abel is hugging his coaches so tenderly, like theyre the dads he never had

>>74040441
>Lose a ton of muscle after USADA testing begins
>I..I..changed my diet

Hmmm how coincidental

>>74040481
fucking kjek

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this fight will be so spicy when you shit tomorrow it will burn

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>>74040437

>farmersonly.com

>president Trump

kek

This never gets old

>>74040492
The shove and hug buttons are right next to eachother

>>74040486

Still crying I see

>>74040500
no.. the black guy will wrestle the faggot white guy

>>74040481
desu if he's from haiti he probably killed u and ur daughter

>>74040482
does platinum use fake tan? he does look spic but that is a weird skin tone man

For the record, Ozedmir is ethnically turkish, first swiss UFC fighter is an immigrant Lol

>>74040482
wtf that guys fist is too big for his arm

>5"8
>6"3 at 155
i dont know what to expect

>Team Killa
Kills his own teammates
Why is this allowed

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>>74040481

audible kek

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>all of heems credibility rides on this faggot

>>74040470
Probable if she had been the main event tonight.

>Trujillo
>American

Obama was a mistake

>>74040513
Not crying at all. If you like one sided fights against people with no gameplan then Im happy for you and your future husband.

>>74040519
is volkan a common turkish name?

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6'3 at lightweight... uh oh i think we're going to see the first death in the ufc octogon.

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>>74040519
That immigrant mentality got him through the fight

I've lost so $50 tonight if trujillo doesn't win

>>74040520
he got big ol potato picking hands

>>74040516
Guess its just Florida tan

>>74040481

How's it feel to know that your ancestors were rapists and thieves that England didn't want anymore?

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I still don't get how Vick makes 155

>>74040448
The dude in the apartment next to mine is a neckbeard fedoralord and he always has his autist friends over to watch video game tournament streams. They cheer loud as fuck and there's always an awful smell wafting from under his door.

I want to heem him.

>>74040516
he's part black

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>>74040481

i wonder what vick walks around at

i'm 6'3" and two bills and still feel pretty small

>>74040516
He looks super spic but his family is white trash af.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOcl6cnhHWp/

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>>74040403
No, Vick is an eyepoker.

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>>74040481
bantz

>>74040545
look at the size of his head..


Vicks frame is small af...