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Say gladiator games were allowed again, and there was an international

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Say gladiator games were allowed again, and there was an international World Cup. Which nation would win?
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There are 8 UFC weight classes

The US holds 5 of the tittles and one interim.

There's your answer.
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>>74036833
>american education

UFC doesn't teach you anything about faring in gladiator warfare.
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>>74036965
Neither does the german military
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>>74036724
Any savage nation where 10 year olds already have 5 kills under their belt. Fighting is one thing, but being able to kill is another.

Somalia
Honduras

etc

>>74036833
>ufc
>gladiators

back to >>>/asp/ with you
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>>74037079
never said they were gladiators.

But the US currently holds the most belts in the closest sport available comparable to no holds barred fighting. Even when Japs and Brazil have been doing it for far longer.

No reason to suspect a gladiator fight would be any different.
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>>74037162
Weaponry is used in gladiator fights. It is clear that asian would win
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>>74037195
u huh
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>>74037247
m8, check what weapons are used in gladiator battles.
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>>74037247
>trench warfare and bombs are gladiators

You are becoming more retarded every time you post. Fuck off back to heem kiddo
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>>74037281
>>74037297
>US holds majority fighting belts
>US wins overwhelming majority of gold medals
>US war K/D is untouchable
but the US would be somehow not the best at some sport that doesn't exist?

unlikely
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>>74037483
Excuse me senpai but germany's gold medal in relation to population is much better than that of the US, and that is the case for many countries. Your country isn't especially good at the olympics, the even larger countries are just shit.
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>>74037553
not relevant.

You produced a total of 17 pinnacle athletes in 2016.
The US produced 46.

The chances of the US producing the best gladiator is likewise considerably higher.
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>>74037702
No it isn't, for the same reason that the USA is not the best in every sport and in some sports even atrocious.
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>>74037734
name one sport relevant to gladiator fighting the US is not at the top or relevant

Fighting: Yes
Fencing: Yes
Decathlon (overall athleticism): yes

Whom do you posit is in a better position?
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Russia or one of the other Slav hellholes.

I've become convinced that Slavs are incapable of feeling pain.
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>>74037483
hahaha how do you STILL not know what gladiators are??
>sceptic tanks
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>>74036833
MMA is probably the most retarded sport I have ever seen. Its so overdramatic. Those people think they are Rocky after they win their "fight".
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Greece and Italy have way more titles than any other nation. Why is this even a question?
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>>74036724
Considering that gladiators were often slaves or socially marginalized, "training" for it isn't allowed so Russia, some other slav country, Ukrainian or syrian, maybe someone from latinamerica (Colombia/Mexico/Brazil). Chinese/south asian too
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>>74036724

Final Four

Honduras, Somalia, Angola, North Korea
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>>74036833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyllQuQuHZE
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china probably
not because they'd be better than anybody else naturally or through technical training, just because they have millions of people to throw at a deadly problem and a government that wouldn't be afraid of "rights" or "unfair treatment" or other nonsense
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Capitalism has pretty much eliminated this possibility. Any gladiators that would survive a few fights would become famous and then cash in just to retire.
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>>74036965
Its a hell of a lot closer than anything any other country has on the US. Current or former servicemen? The US has millions of them. Student/professional athletes?
>>74037079
Do you seriously think theirs a pool of Somalians and Hondurans just in peak physical condition? Or with fighting experience or grit or whatever the fuck you're talking about?
In ancient Rome, gladiotors BARELY died. Modern NFL players have gone out with torn ACLs, and brokern arms, and noses and fingers and played games. Sure, taking cuts from a sword or getting battered in a literaly battle is more intense then playing in the superbowl with a bad knee, but its a lot closer than somalis shooting AKs like monkey and hondurans getting in a steet brawl
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>>74043133
Gladiators rarely died
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>>74043307
Still, why risk your life after you get rich?.
They would really have to be treated like slaves.
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>>74036724
Unironically the US. We are retardedly patriotic in certain niches and we'd jump all over this.
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>>74036724
what the fuck are the rules? swords? one on one combat? squad based?
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some Slav country
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>>74043391
Use prisoners. Instead.
10 victories in a row mean freedom.
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>>74036724
Russia. Have you SEEN Battle of the Nations?
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>>74036724

Damn, this could have been our grandfathers lads. Fuck war.
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>>74036724
Unironically England. Their children will fucking stab you with steak knives.
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>>74036833
Gladiators anon, not faggy meme sport wannabe athletes.
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>>74044469

maybe yours cause the krauts got BTFO
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>>74039107
I agree with this, probably Poland desu, they seem slightly more well nurished than other eastern european shitholes.
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>>74044469
>could've been
It was. My grandad killed Germans. And they fucking deserved it.
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>>74044469
>Fuck war.
Wow, what a sophisticated opinion! Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
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>>74044479
>>74044497
>>74044499

How edgy you are
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>>74044507
Yes, haha!
But could you now go back to plebbit?
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The greatest gladiator was spartak. So I will say Bulgarians since they are Thracian successors
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>>74036724
Indians. They would coat their blades in poo. Imagine the wounds.
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>>74037247

yo where Finland at
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>>74044548
Bulgarians ain't nothing to fuck with.
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