She will ruin the halftime show and draw attention away

Hopefully she speaks out against Drumpf and triggers the old white men watching the Superbowl and all the manbabies on the internet

I guarantee it.

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>>74014994
this game will be incredibly boring and you will welcome the distraction

Handegg is a joke of a sport anyway. You literally have people watching the Super Bowl so that they can watch the half-time show. Americans don't care about the sport, they care about the drama that surrounds it. That's why that whole kneeling thing was so big. Hell, more people watched OJ Simpson's trial than the actual sport he used to play.

>>74014994
shes so pretty she can do anything she wants

>halftime show starts
>Gaga
>starts mensturating on the field
>"FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!!"
>giant vagina rises from the stage: "PUSSY GRABS BACK"
>Stage is covered with menstural blood and the giant vagina is now consuming a effigy of Trump
>FOX cuts away
>Joe Buck: I'd like to apologize to the audience for any offensive images
>hashtag Gaga Vagina starts trending
>Buzzfeed: Lady Gaga just had the best response ever to Donald Trump's racism

theres like a 10 second delay now ever since janet jackson's titty so whatever she does its going to get censored

>>74015068
[citation needed]: the post

>>74015137
what the hell, who leaked the script?

>>74015137
>Buzzfeed: Lady Gaga just had the best response ever to Donald Trump's racism

You forgot ": Here's Why"

>>74015137
I'd actually lol if she came out breaking through a foam block "wall".

>>74015137
DELET THIS, there is no way we can get a giant dick in time to change the script you bigot nazi

>>74015137
>Implying she's not doing the whole performance in Hetalia cosplay and doesn't mention it at all

>>74014994
yeah its gonna be bad i can see this bitch saying "stop the music! all of you are guilty! guilty of watching stupid football instead of caring for your fello black lives, lgbt brothers and sisters! no DRUMPT!" or some lame shit like that

Just imagine the backlash she will get if she does keep it to script and performs music instead of a political performance

I'm expecting a complete stoppage of music to deliver a political statement, tv cut away and mute due to vulgar remarks

>>74015137
wtf I hate the future now

>>74015300
she has to. what the fuck kind of songs would she perform for a mature white crowd? born this way? bad romance? poker face? why the fuck would the NFL book her if not for controversy they intentionally fuck everything up. Roger Goodell is a cunt

>>74015319

Apparently it's going to be one of those "20 seconds of every song she's done" performances

>>74015319
damn this reminds me that bad romance is a great song and i must've jerked off to that video like a hundred times

butt

>>74015284

she's pretty tight with Tony Bennett.

I doubt she would do anything to upset her future career stuff. She actually wants to be taken seriously.... her new album was her middle name.

>I've heard it.

>>74015058
What the fuck is this?
What is the point?

>>74015375
it's art you pleb

Don't worry folks. Brady is gonna draw attention from the game himself.

>>74015380
If that's art thank god i'm a pleb then...

Only thing that can save this shit show would be her in a football jersey and a thong to show off

DAT ASS

>>74015402
gaga is so fucking hot

>>74014994
Friendly reminder that this is Lady Gaga's greatest song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY1vH-_-GKk

She wouldn't do that. Celebrities can't be THAT obsessed with Donald Trump, can they?

>>74015137
>>Buzzfeed: Lady Gaga just had the best response ever to Donald Trump's racism

lel

>>74015137
Pretty believable

>>74015029
CTR exists on /sp/ I see.

>>74015137


you're forgetting these

>Gaga dancers dressed as soldiers killing nazi's
>Gaga breaks through a foam wall while all her dancers dress as illegal immigrants
>Joe Buck apologizes which results in a hashtag trending worldwide #JoeBuckIsOverParty

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>>74014994
no seriously why would nfl think this would be a good idea? like even if she does nothing there'll be a shit show because shes such a politicized icon to gay leftists, who'll bitch about anything because its their prerogative. Not to mention shes a washed up attention whore, jesus christ just get drake or taylor swift.

she better give us some of this at least

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>>74015137

>Buzzfeed

How in the shit do they have a White House press pass?

>>74015688

it's just the nfl picking the most obvious person to stir up the most news

>>74015415
You're critically underestimating a group of people who draw attention to themselves for a living

>>74015068
I found a listing of your laughable past times and sports.

cricket
rugby(where they pretend to be tough guys but really aren't)
divegrass
not getting laid.
not being able to keep your colonies.
not brushing your teeth
making shitty cars
making shitty everything else
building mosques.

>she

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>watching the halftime show

>she will pull an Anti-Trump shenanigan

Just watch

>>74015137

just kill me now so i don't have to see the responses praising her """""""""""""""bravery"""""""""""""""""""""

before all this rioting and shit I would have said there will be some form of protest but with everything thats happened it wouldnt surprise me if goodell said no politics

>>74015335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk5ZL0VuoHA

Daily reminder this version best version.

>>74015375
LOOK AT ME!!!! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!!!!! I"M IN AN EGG EVERYONE!!!! A FUCKING EGG!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!

>>74015688
brehs

>>74015058
It will literally be a top 10 owl.

>>74014994
I know everybodys talking about gaga and how she might pull an anti trump at the halftime show. But, what will the halftime kittens at the puppy do? Will they pull off an anti trump?

>>74016561
a to 10 owl would be dolphins vs lions, Texans vs lions, or browns vs lions

hopefully Trump orders the snipers to do the right thing

>>74016583
Browns/Lions is the greatest potential bowl ever.

>>74014994
Triggered trumpettes everywhere!

>>74014994
>>74015029
>>74015300
>>74015454
>>74015137

Aren't artists supposed to be like, I don't know, creative? Non-conformist and stuff like that?

All of these celebrities are just parroting each other and saying the exact same thing, which are things that everyone else in the media is saying too. Where's the creativity?

You just know that you'll see another headline come out with something like "Lady GaGa said what no one else has the courage to say about Trump", which is a headline I've already seen variations of hundreds of times, and I can't believe anyone could possibly keep a straight face while writing that.

>>74016665

so.... close..

>>74016649

The Browns have reached a level of failure and incompetence so total since they came back into the league that I don't think they even deserve to luck into a good team at this point. Burn it down and start another new franchise.

Bills v Vikings is my kino owl. How many suicides would result? How many deaths from joyous alcohol poisoning? If the terrorists want to kill Americans, they need to start bribing NFL officials.

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>YA GIVEN ME A MILLION REASONS, GIVEN ME A MILLION REASONS

She gonna dedicate that song to trump, isn't she?

>>74014994
>she
wew

>>74015137
>>Buzzfeed: Lady Gaga just had the best response ever to Donald Trump's racism
Kek

>>74015222
>You forgot ": Here's Why"

Double kek

>>74016935
This joke is so 2009. Shes hot.

>>74016919
who's trump?

Only women watch the halftime show anyway. The men just go get food and beer, the kids go outside to play touch football in the street...that's why the halftime show can be these ultra left-wing displays, the only people watching are women.

>American's are seething over something that hasn't happened yet

>>74017077
The President of these United States of America

>>74015137
>>74014994

The singers from Hamilton were invited. They booed Pence.

>>74017117

>American's are seething over something that hasn't happened yet

>YET

>>74017117
That describes their entire history

What is Kushner gonna do to stop her?

>2017
>not recording the super bowl and waiting an hour and a half until after it starts to begin watching, fast forwarding through all commercials and halftime and catching up with the rest of america in the start of the fourth quarter

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$5 says it's totally nothing.

And she dresses ultra conservatively,,, Jackie Onassis type dress.

She's a bright young person, and already has ((you)) all talking about her, so why not play 4d chess and have *zero* negative reaction.

>I could be 100000% wrong

>>74015068

This, amerishits are literally retarded.

i just hope she gives us some HQ fap material

This will probably be one of the greatest halftime shows in years. Gaga has some serious pipes she's a great singer and performer

>>74015068
32 million people in the UK watched the funeral for your stupid cunt whore of a "princess" who got decapitated being driven around by the guy she was cheating on her husband with

24 million watched the wedding of middleton and william

and this is all for a royal line of people who have LITERALLY no power in your current government

kill yourself you britfaggot

dem nasty pancake titties

>>74017480
Check the American numbers for those events, it was far more

kek

KEK

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>>74015688

checked. moar pls

>>74017480
It's funny cause she was constantly cheating on her cuck husband with muslims

>>74017570
>make fun of americans for caring only about drama, like people from the UK are above it
>almost half your country watches the weddings and funerals for your archaic royal family

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>>74014994
Yeah, but on the bright side it makes a lot of pathetic people on the internet very angry.

>>74017570
Wow, that's pathetic. Why are Amerilards so obsessed with the royals?

When is she going to make another catchy song?

Just Dance, Poker Face, Paparazzi, Bad Romance and Telephone were all fun 00's songs

>>74017770
When the Jews decide she is ready they will write her another hit.

>>74017570
It was HALF your country you stupid stupid brit

>>74017782
Fucking Jews, man. I don't know.

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>>74016665
>All of these celebrities are just parroting each other and saying the exact same thing, which are things that everyone else in the media is saying too
gee I wonder why's that

Will we ever get a good band again?


I liked the first Bruno Mars one but other than that it's been a while since a good band played

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What happened to /sp/? You used to love ass posting.

when brady wins, can the liberals handle another loss? bill maher said tonight he's rooting for the falcons just because the relationships of tom,bill,and kraft

why do we have daily threads of pre-triggered alt-sjws?

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>>74014994
She can "ruin" my "halftime show" anytime she wants

>>74014994
The other thread was first u facist pig

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>>74017906
the gay agenda has no limit

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She can ruin anything she wants as long as that ass is out tbqh

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>7/10 ass
>5/10 face
>progressive liberal

For me, it's Paul Scholes.

>>74018112
I'd "do what I want with her body" if you know what I mean

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>>74018194
>7/10 ass
C'mon bro that's at least a 8.5/10. Its not too big but there is definitely some junk in that trunk.
>5/10 face
She actually doesn't look that bad w/o makeup.

>>74018354
Until she removes her consent 10 milliseconds before you cum, resulting in rape charges and 20 years in ass-rape prison for you.

>>74015029
I never got how drumpf was an insult. Isnt it just his familys name before they immigrated?

>>74015319
>what songs is she going to sing? Her platinum hits?
Yes? Are you retarded?
>>74015328
Thats been every superbowl for 25 years man

>>74015400
Has brazil ever even had a successful artist? Favela graffiti doesnt count

>>74015688
>washed up
Wat

You wouldn't get this shit in the UK.

I'm glad British Football is still homophobic, and long may it stay that way.

>>74016498
>kraft and brady love trump
>goodell hates kraft and brady
>goodell hires the most liberal performer he can
>gives her permission to stage a protest as long as she calls out kraft and brady
>nig fans trash the field in outrage
>super bowl 51 is cancelled
>goodell doesnt have to give brady another ring
WATCH

>>74017406
>lady gaga dressing conservatively on her biggest performance yet
M8 no

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>>74014994
Wait, there are men on /sp/ RIGHT NOW that actually care about the half time show?

>>74014994
Well the game is on hold during halftime so why would your attention need to be on it

>>74018944

for the faps bruh

>>74018945

look here
>>74018908

>>74018958
>for the faps bruh
First I an't your bruh and second you are on the goddamn internet, there is an infinite number of porn sites

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>>74015415
Lol

I hope she emerges on stage from a giant vagina and upsets all of you.

>>74019003

do you think the crowd would boo?

Good. Fuck the superbowl and fuck Donald Trump.

I hope Atlanta wins and the faggot Patriots cry about it

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>>74019026
mechanical merchant at it again

>>74015965
>making shitty cars

but you people do that as well

>>74014994
>actually watches the halftime show.
Dude...

>>74018402
Wow! How the fuck is this possible? Post more natural gaga!

>>74020034
Yeah no she's fucking ugly

>>74020034
>nose job
>natural
ehhh

>everyone assuming she's gonna make a political statement

I'm sure the NFL had a thousand clauses written up in her contract that if she says anything political she gets sued for far more than she is getting paid.

Besides that, I have no doubt the they'll be standing there with their finger on the button waiting to cut the halftime show. Hell, they may even have a backup performance lined up.

If you think anyone is gonna get more than a single "fuck trump" or two sentences about "peace and unity" out on that stage then you're a fool.

>>74021062
Beyonce make a tribute to a racist organization last year

>>74014994
She will blow Tom Brady while humming Pokerface

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>>74014994

I thought people watched the Superb Owl for the haltime show and commercials?

I mean it's a pussy version of Rugby that goes on for 4h but only has 11min of playing time...

if you watch the halftime show instead of going outside to smoke or reload on snacks you are a faggot and should turn in your man card

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>>74015058
>black guy at the back
>woman is carrying jack shit

K € K

If she did that I think she would get booed... They are in Texas.

>>74014994

import manual.rb

def fudgetrump(hero, insult)
puts("Lmaoo! Are you" , insult, "already scared that", hero, "will smash DRUMPF and expose him for what he really is?? XD")
end

fudgetrump("Lady Gaga", "suburban retards")

there have been protests in houston going on for days now, just twitter live feed 'houston protests'

>>74021923
>le 11 minutes of play meme

>>74014994
Why do conservatards get so butthurt of liberals whining?

whether its a protest or some meme "statment", it doesnt change anything and certainly doesnt affect your life in any way

let them pretend to be heroes and compliment each other for being brave and stop being triggered over a person talking about why their life is so hard

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>>74015688
>implying the NFL doesn't want the controversy

This will keep the NFL in the headlines until the draft. All press is good press according the Goodell.

It will be the most politicized sporting event ever and they can't wait.

>mfw Tim Bradley, AKA /ourguy/ wins an Owl for Trump

>>74014994
I thought the whole point of the halftime show was to draw attention away from the game itself

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post more Gaga

>>74022959
>4

whats 1-3?

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>>74022969
1 and 2 have audio so I can't post here, but here's 3

>>74015400
Leftists are terrible at art

https://youtu.be/8RM1oTw6fPg

>>74015688
>gay leftists, who'll bitch about anything because its their prerogative
>bitching to the maximum about a halftime show that hasn't even happened yet

is his turbo liberal shitting on trump tomorrow?

immigrant schilling for ht

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>>74014994
While I don't particularly care for her pop catalogue I think she is a genuine artist. She started as a DJ in New York, did the pop stuff, worked with Tony Bennett, did jazz album with him. She could be good, she kinda reminds me of a female Prince

>>74014994
>she

>>74015688
Its the Fox president. He said that he never wanted old washed up rockers on stage again after tom petty in 2008 (?) I think.
Which is crazy cause that was a great show.

The real event in Houston is tonight not tomorrow. The NFL fucking sucks.

>>74024115
>one of the most popular entertainment events in history wants to appeal to a larger demographic
Ya haha crazy lol

>>74018980
Are you my bruh?

>>74024194
I'm not arguing that. I wasnt a Bruno Mars fan until that first halftime show he did.
And Sharks aside that Katy Perry one was pretty impressive.
But Gaga is about as relevant as any of the older rockers at this point.

>>74014994
I bet she's going to sing about "peace and unity" or some bullshit, like people have actually changed anything by singing about it jej

might tune in to watch

what time does halftime start?

>>74024161
Kys please

>>74024417
Just add up All the commercial breaks and the divide it by 2

>>74024356
Ummm what? She hit number 1 this year

>>74024541
>not watching actual fighting
low test detected

>>74017406
who are you quoting?

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Real event in Houston tonight. Enjoy your handegg. Remember when MMA washout lightweight (155 pound) Roger Huerta beat the shit out of that NFL player? lmfao

>>74024995
no one wants herrig to win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIimOU_bS_0

>nfl event packed full of drunken manly men
>hire a singer that exclusively sings to 14 year old girls
I will never understand why they do this

>>74024356
>Nov 2016 Lady Gaga hits #1 on Billboard for first time in her career
Close the /mu/ tab and go outside

>>74025183
See
>>74024194

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>>74014994
>halftime show
KEK, nice '''''''''''''''sport'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' u've got there

>>74025237
Why can't we just have relevant musical acts thought? Last time anyone even mentioned lady gaga was years ago. It's always either
>washed up rocker
>irrelevant popstar
Or
>janet jacksons tiddies

>>74014994
>draw attention away from the game itself.
isnt that literally the point of your half-time shows

>>74025284
See
>>74025204
Jesus do you read any posts that arent for (You)?

>>74015688
too much ass

>>74025293
Yes

>>74015068
Ah there's Nigel right on cue. Great banter with the 'handegg' comment, felt a stir in my jimmies. What else you got? Love you brits, so witty.

>>74025284
>irrelevant pop stars
Just because you dont listen to them doesnt make them irrelevant. Pop stands for popular for fucks sake

>>74025374
Theyre adorable. They actually remade the office. Its not as good but the funny voices always give me a chuckle

>>74024332
Si

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>>74022443
>le truth is a meme

Okay.

>>74025266
most american sports belong on /asp/

>>74025957
Thats like only counting striking in soccer. Theyre still lining up calling plays reviewing things ect

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Of course she will, the evil bitch.
Should have got Death Grips for it.

>>74027333
Are you fucking serious? You like watching them line up and review things? I'd rather see a commercial than that, desu.

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>>74014994
>implying everybody likes trump or care

>>>/pol/lution

>>74027558

No one is asking you to like or watch football. I love watching them line up and call plays. Every game is a battle of wits between two groups of coaches. They aren't just there for ra ra hype up shit like most other sports' coaches or managers.

>>74027610
2>1>4>3

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>>74027646
I'd watch football if it were more like NFL Blitz. If you like them lining up and calling plays, more power to you. To me it just looks like some dudes milling around doing nothing.

she's a native of my state. but to my point:

>super bowls need to stop with poppy halftime music

>we need some good rock n roll back on the 50 yard line

>katy perry, bruno mars, coldplay, and beyoncé performing the past bowls are the opposite of what football is: asskicking

>>74027699
When they show the SB on the BBC, instead of commercials they analyse the last play in the studio. Is that better than commercials?

yes, football should be a safe space

>>74027768
I think I'd probably enjoy it more if they did that here.

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>>74015068
You chucklefucks play divegrass since you were in nappies. Yet, little brown men continue to make you the laughing stock of the World Cup since, oh, hey... 1966.

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>watching handegg
>caring for superlol

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>>74017402

This guy fuks.

>>74016665
what is non-conformist about shitting on Trump when everyone expects you to do so?

in this situation the non-conformist thing to do would be to put on a normal, dignified performance