What is the most one sided """rivalry"""

In terms of what? One team just dominating another? Or one team caring more about the rivalry than the other?

>>73958783
One team dominating another that are widely considered their rivals

>>73958775
Arsenal have been cucking Tottenham hard for years

>>73958801
This, they've never finished above Arsenal in the league.

>>73958775
England vs Germany

The English are obsessed with us, while we just don't care and still usually beat them comfortably when it matters.

Patriots vs. Jets

>>73958775
Recently, Rangers v Celtic

>>73958775
NSW Blues vs QLD Maroons.

USA at the Olympics.

>>73958775

State of Origin

>>73958807
Thats not true (fucking yank knowledge strikes again). They have never finished above a Wenger managed Arsenal side.

>>73958775
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/squash/38642790

>>73958850
>Wenger managed Arsenal side
>Arsenal side
Is there a difference lad, hasn't Wenger always been with Arsenal since its foundation

Espanyol vs Barcelona.

>>73959237
>tfw no more Tamudo

>>73959237
Tamudazo 2.0 when?

>>73958775
Patriots v. Jets (New York's other team that barely anybody pays attention to)

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>>73958810

>>73958810
>when it counts

2 world wars..

>>73959366

> this flag
> this comment

what a kek

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>>73959366
england hardly did anything of value in both wars

>>73959408
>literally carried Europe Africa and Asia on its back from start to finish of both wars

We'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for them

>>73959408
>YouGov.com

>>73959366
>sports

>>73959426
Only thing England did in Asia was get a bunch of their battleships sunk and lose Singapore because they were to stupid to guard the jungle.

>>73959426
>for them

Haha, nice try Britboy in Italia

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>detroit lions & green bay packers
Both teams are in the same division and the packers kill my lions every. fucking. year.

>>73959661
Britain kicked Japan all the way from Burma back to Japan whereas the US got BTFO in some gay harbour, then had to nuke some anime factories to "win"

Liverpool vs. Everton

Olympiakos vs Panathinaikos

>>73959822
Honestly the first thing I thought of for some reason

>>73959426
>t. Giovani Fitzgerald

america sending roided out genetically enhanced super niggers to take on the world at basketball every Olympics

>>73958810
The majority of English people I know, and that's a fair few, really don't see it as a rivalry.

Liverpool vs Everton

>>73960119
Man united Liverpool

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>>73959797
That or this one desu

>>73959909
The last years it is the most ironical "derby"

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Lewis & Nico.
only prejudice sabotage decided the championship.

Netherlands vs Choking

Choking always wins

Wait, some Spanish non told me that Barca vs Espanyol is a legit derby in Catalonia.

>>73959408
>YouGov
>No USSR
Seems legit.

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Florida-Tennessee

Bayern Munich vs any german team

>>73959804
Wrong war dickhead.

It was Cardinals/Cubs until 2016

Montreal vs Toronto maple laffs
>13 and counting

>>73958775
Cardinals/Cubbies is still one sided in the grand scheme of things, though it may be turning the corner.

>>73960896
The only thing USSR did in WWI was drop out of it.

>>73960168
Are you being serious?

>>73960954
Or Yankees/Red Sox until 2004

>>73965569
montreal owns boston far worse

steelers-browns

>>73959408
>tfw you sometimes get teary eyed thinking about how Dad saved Western Civilization and all the wonderful principles of individual liberty because for no reason other than it was the right thing to do he stood alone (with tiny Portugal) against the fascistic war machine engulfing Europe with only a handful of planes and the indefatigable Anglo spirit which infected King Alfred when he too was alone in a swamp surrounded by Nordic hordes before he, like his heroic successors, saved England.

>>73958775
4chan vs reddit

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>>73966260
>ywn

>>73966307
sp pre-modpocalyse v other boards

Yankees vs Red Cucks

>>73966328
>there will never be another UNLEASH type night on spee again
Why do I even still come here...

>>73958775
Queensland vs NSW

>>73958814
But it's actually pretty even, Just a few years ago the Patriots only led the series by 1 win.

Does make one wonder; How come Canadians and Aussies never bitch slapped the Brits and told them to fuck off, and instead waited until the Statute of Westminister?

>>73960175
Bears-Packers are tied in wins.

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KyoAni vs SHAFT

>>73959300
explain this please

>>73966441
>TheSituationAtTheImmediateEndOfWW2.png

>>73958775
Australia being BTFO by NZ in a variety of sports 2bh. Rugby, league, cricket, netball you name it.

>>73958775

Federer vs Roddick

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>>73958775
Not necessarily between two teams, but LeBron James vs the Chicago Bulls.

I live in Chicago and from 2009 to 2015 LeBron James was the most hated man in the world to most of the people here. Even the Bulls players themselves hated him, every time he played in Chicago one of the Bulls players would try to fight him or talk shit to him or something like that.

The people here seriously saw Chicago vs LeBron as a rivalry even though he absolutely owns this city. Over the course of 6-7 years. LeBron teams eliminated the Bulls from the playoffs 5 times and had about a .900 record against them. LeBron would just rape the Bulls every single time they met. The best Bulls team of the 21st century got swept by LeBron's Heat in 2011.

Yet people here still think that was some kind of historic rivalry. The delusion of Bulls fans in this city is fucking unreal, when the Bulls beat the Heat in a regular season game and ended their 24 game win streak, the city celebrated like they just won the championship.

I can't think of a more one-sided "rivalry"

USA vs obesity

>>73958775

Steelers/Browns

Supposedly was intense back in the day, but when the Browns moved to become the Ravens, they took the rivalry with them. The current Browns are continually the laughing stock of the NFL.

Golden State Warriors vs. Rest of NBA

>>73966898
I do like how the Knicks pretty much just made an all star team of all the people Lebron made his bitch the most
>Carmelo, champion in college getting cucked out of the #1 pick by some high schooler
>DRose, the biggest name from the Bulls that continuously got eliminated by him
>Noah, the 2nd biggest, and most outspoken Lebron hater in the league from those same Bulls
>whitey

>>73966947
>>Carmelo, champion in college getting cucked out of the #1 pick by some high schooler

melo went 3rd though, so if lebron doesn't exist then he's still second

Tom Brady vs The Human Race

>>73959366
>italy
>talking about world wars
shut the hell up, all you did was shit your pants and switch to the winning side as soon as the going got rough.

>yeah austro hungarian empire fuck yea!
>wait they're gonna get fucked by russia and ANZAC, never mind
>yeah mussolini hitler broship!
>nvm pls dont invade we're on your side now allies

Fickle cunts

>>73958874

fuck off """"""gooooner""""""

I would say Jest v Patriots is a yearly cucking

Vancouver vs success
Toronto vs dignity

>>73967075
jets actually beat the brady patriots in a playoff game though

if anything it would be patriots-bills

>>73967098

as a jets fan I think they equally get cucked by the Patriots

New Zealand and Australia

New Zealand view Australia as their biggest rivals in the world while >we don't give the slightest shit about them and consider England our rivals in most sports. When Australia plays New Zealand in cricket, half the Australian team gets rested because no one gives a fuck about the game outside of NZ

>>73967140
(You)

>>73966947
Yep. On one hand I always respected Noah for never backing down from LeBron even though LeBron made him his bitch every time they met. On the other hand, towards the end I was just begging him to keep his mouth shut because it was getting embarrassing.

>>73967153
Prove me wrong you can't

>>73967153
Kek, you know most of the country forgets Poo Peeland even exists while everyone there is in a perpetual state of rage over Big Strong Australia

>>73960912
Alabama-Tennessee

Bama has the series lead at 53-38-7 and hasn't lost to the Vols in 10 years.

>>73967192
>everyone there is in a perpetual state of rage over Big Strong Australia
kek
KEK
NZers LITERALLY only think of Australia when we go on holiday the gold coast, which by the way /we/ LITERALLY run

>>73967211
Literal delusion. The Poo Peelander by their own admission takes the trans tasman """rivalry""" VERY seriously.

Reminder McCullum viewed beating Australia in a single test match at Poobart as the highlight of his cricket career

Reds vs Cardinals

Ur mum vs my dick

poo peeland vs emus

>emus win

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>>73959797
>>73960175

came here to post these. get fucked rest of the north

Calgary flames at Anaheim ducks.
Flames haven't won there since 2004 and they play several times a year, including playoffs

Noel vs Liam

Noel wrote all the fucking songs and Liam couldn't even fucking sing after 1997.

I fight anyone who says otherwise

>>73958850
pretty sure he means since it's been called the PL doofus

who gives a fuck about before then

>captcha "go slipgate"

Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid

Patriots and bills. Saw some people saw jets but I think the bills won only once or twice against brady ever.

>>73967022
Pistons were in a unique situation where they could afford to take a project like Darko. No way the Cavs would've taken him 1st overall.

tom brady vs the other afc east teams

>>73967960
> being a noelfag

*does a Liam stance and flicks a V at u*

>>73958775
Lakers v Kings

Browns / Steelers

Ben Roethlisberger has a 21-2 record against the Browns.

>>73958775
New Zealand v anyone at rugby

>>73968115
>I have no idea what a rivalry means

>>73968121
>getting cucked by your little brother

>>73968132
What, in union?
You know only Pacific Islanders and kiwi and afrikaner expats play that in Australia, right?

That's like me laughing at America losing to Argentina in soccer.

>>73958814
Brady vs Buffalo

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Red socks vs Yankees
feels good to have 27 world series

>>73958775
Man Utd vs Liverpool
Liverpool haven't won a title since 1990 while United has won 13

Probably /sp/ vs reality.

>>73959804
this is either the most brilliant post ive ever seen on 4chan, or the stupidest

hotpocket vs mod

>>73960175
desu should've kept Cullen Jenkins

>>73958775
>Eagles or Buffalo vs Championship
>Tom Brady vs Peyton Manning
>Tom Brady vs Roger Goodell

>>73968061
>not appreciating noel as the genius that he is

*complains about rock n roll being dead at you*

If talking about players

Easily Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo.

This "rivalry" was fabricated and hyped up by the media, but Cristiano, while a world class player, was never on the same level of Messi, and i don't think Messi ever considered Cristiano Ronaldo anything beyond "that guy on the rival team" while Cristiano let the media bullshit get to his head and seems to think he has to prove that he is better than Messi.

Bill Belichick and Rex Ryan

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>>73968061
>he rates Liam

I'd go with Bayern Munich vs 1860 desu

>>73960896
It's World War 1 you stupid mong which makes the poll even worse since it should go Britain = France > ANZAC >>>>>>>>>>>> USA

>>73960105
>The majority of English people I know, and that's a fair few, really don't see it as a rivalry.
lol where do you live?!

>>73967198
VT has been beat UVA for close to 15 years now.

greek league

>>73959408
>No USSR

That's like asking "Who is the best basketball player, Raymond Felton or Iman Shumpert?"

Yankees vs Red Sox

A thousand years of success versus a few recent rings

Also Bill Belichick vs Rex Ryan if that can even be considered a rivalry

Belichick vs Eric Mangini is pretty damn one sided too

>>73971141
>WWI
>World War I
USSR fled from Germany like a coward then spread eagle in front of Britain, France, and America after the war was over and begged them not to take its land.

>>73958775
America vs the rest of the world. America is so far ahead in every metric that matters in unreal

>>73971243
>Also Bill Belichick vs Rex Ryan
Go to bed Rex. Tomlin would be considered more of a rival than Rex Ryan. Mangini fucked himself out of the league.

>>73972371
Too short to be considered a rivalry.

>>73958775
NEW Browns vs Steelers

Nothing compares

>>73972371
>America is so far ahead in every metric
>metric
hmmmm

Britain vs dentists

>>73966936
I put down $100 that the warriors wouldnt win the ship on a 20.00 line

>>73972441
Not brushing teeth isn't a sport

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>>73972371
>metric

>>73968193
Its not 2003 anymore nigger

>>73972411
240 consecutive years of dominance

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>>73972441
America vs diets

>>73972452
Congrats on your 2 grand bruh. Buy a lebron jersey with it

>>73972533
We dont need to be in shape. Its like wall-e and mexicans are our robots

>>73958810
only old racists care. I'm well adjusted to our new enemies, the powerhouses of Iceland and Liechtenstein. Ugh, that alemannic accent really puts the jitters into me

You vs women.

>>73960921
The Forgotten War.

Bill Slim led an outnumbered, poorly supplied army with no morale to utterly crush the half a million Japs in Burma. The US fought 350,000 in the entire Pacific Campaign.

>>73972575
My great uncle was General Slim's driver when in Burma - had some unbelievable stories about him. He was slinging dick like you wouldn't believe

>>73966399

werent the bears up like 30 wins at the start of the 90s?

>>73960175
The Bears raped the Packers until the Favre years though

>>73966260
And now their lazy unemployed overweight grandkids spend all their time online defending and yearning for the things they fought to prevent

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>>73967279

After 1999 NEP vs NFL

>>73959398
You forgot the last 2 digits.

>>73966466
At the end of WWII, we (the allies) divided up Germany as part of our cucking of them.

The flags that you see are the countries that controlled each territory.

>>73972780
>1 super bowl since 2004

sad!

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>>73968150
This is pretty accurate.

Real Madrid vs FC Barcelona

>>73972758
Isnt that that guy from that shitty sitcom

>>73966674
lol

Warriors struggle to go positive in some years. Only a few good eras we had (Stacey Jones), and most of our talent is off playing for their teams (at least it was when I used to watch)

Same thing for Aus in Union. All the talent is elsewhere and no one really cares.


Now netball. We are truely fucking GOAT. They could literally make 3-4 teams filled with international players and we would still keep up with all of them.

They have some of the greatest (in ability and athletics) players alive ever

Geitz
Green
Leighton
Medhurst
Bassett


Even their back-ups were at one-point world champ starters

Even little old Bailey Mes still goes toe to toe in double coverage against the likes of geitz/leighton

It's crazy, we only lost the constellation cup by one point after being down 14 points in game 4.

And cricket.

Well.

We have been sincerely BTFO by them for decades now.

>>73967140
Except England literally view you as 'the guys who made vegemite'.

The only sport they care about is football. And yet somehow they still manage to beat you in Cricket and Rugby, despite the fact that the majority of their rugby and cricket fans wouldn't know any of their players. And cricket is one of your major sports (pro tip: no one outside of India really gives a shit about cricket. No one in NZ even plays it anymore, that's why we fucking suck so much).

Meanwhile, no one over here really gives a shit because the only sport we care about is Union and obviously you guys are no challenge for us there, haven't been in 10 years. No one even hypes an Australia game because they know it's going to be a spanking. They only hype the world cup or versus someone like Argentina because while we're going to thrash both of you, at least it's something new.

And the only ones to hype NZ-Aus games are the commentators which are, by the way, all Australian.

What's funny is when All Blacks play those disabled autists in gold jerseys the stars either don't play or come off at 20 min looking like they've gone for a light jog. In fact most of those games 1/3 the team is someone getting their first international cap

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>>73958810
>>73972564
>exchange student in poole
>first day in class, getting information etc
>Told that it's very important that we are NOT mistaken for germans cus it can be extremly dangerous
>German exchange studen literally killed the year before we started

still got my ass kicked once or twice for "not being british".

why r u so racsists towards other whites britan ?

>>73958775
Cowboys vs Texans

4-1

>>73975134
Drew Carey? I think that was Cleveland.

>>73976911
I think he means My Wife and Kids, although I can't believe anyone even remembers that shit besides me.

>>73977105
I've never even heard of it. I always figured the guy was probably a Cards fan, but just maybe an actual baseball cuck. Disappointing.

>>73972331
>USSR
>WWI
Anon...

>>73959300

hah, really answers the question why Bavaria is so much richer than the rest of Germany

>>73977223
It's not. Rheinland-Pfalz is, and BaWü is 3rd.

>>73977263
>Rheinland-Pfalz
>rich

???

>>73977556
My bad, missed the line and confused them with NRW.

http://www.statistik-portal.de/Statistik-Portal/de_jb27_jahrtab65.asp

Rangers Celtic right now, surely?

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>>73977105
>Hmmm, is that right?

>>73976079
As I said, the rivalry is limited to certain sports, specifically cricket. And yeah, the cricket following population in England take it very seriously. It's considered the biggest event on the test cricket calander.

>no one outside of India really gives a shit about cricket
Objectively and demonstratably incorrect. England is the only country where the sport is decaying, and even then it's comfortably in the top 3 sports there. Even the West Indies still follow T20 cricket.
>No one in NZ even plays it anymore, that's why we fucking suck so much).
are you 12? New Zealand are unironically the best they've been in fucking decades and no one has ever taken the sport particularly seriously there.
>And the only ones to hype NZ-Aus games are the commentators which are, by the way, all Australian
There's a grand total of two (2) Australian commentators sent to New Zealand and they're excited about it because it's the only time they get to commentate a game during summer since they're contracted by Fox and not 9. Yeah, Australia gives so little of a fuck about playing New Zealand that the game is put on pay TV because people would rather watch low budget fishing shows and soap opera reruns than New Zealand get demolished. The New Zealand commentators, particularly that Ian Smith cunt, are FAR more obsessed with it too.

The New Zealand players also view playing Australia as their biggest cricket event and it routinely draws bigger crowds than games against other test nations, despite a grand total of zero (0) Australians making the flight over there to see it.

>Thugby poonion
Kek

>>73975572
>taking fucking netball this seriously
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>73975572
>Now netball. We are truely fucking GOAT. They could literally make 3-4 teams
>We
>They

Nice slip up 'der. Australian living in a better country detected.

USA vs the world in the olympics and going to the moon

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>73972501
Did they take away the World Series wins?

>>73976079
>Butthurt the post

Boston vs the rest of the United States and Canada

And it's not even close.

Brady vs Luck

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

>>73972403
>Tomlin would be considered more of a rival than Rex Ryan
BB/Brady are something like 10-1 vs Tomlin's Steelers and routinely BTFO them. Rex at least beat the Patriots a few times before getting BTFO for years. Coughlin is the only real candidate as a rival.

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>>73959366
>this flag
>this post

>>73982590
>the guy who used to spam this vs cancer

>>73966924
Wew

>>73958775
Alabama Mississippi state

Yankees vs Redsox

>>73966353
this

Brady the GOAT
vs
Whoever is the hyped QB of the moment

>>73984880
>goat
>team went 3-1 without him
System baby confirmed

>>73960866
hahahaha