/Tennis/ - Australian Open Mens Final Thread #3

First for shemales

SHEMALES
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use this first
>>73936309

WTF jannys

>the state of these janitors

What are mods doing?

>>73936411
The new thread was too homosex

how many pairs of pink shoes do I need to buy to go pro?

>using the Greek flag to wipe off sweat on the court

lmao

What do you think would happen if Federer accidentally kicks over one of Nadals bottles during changeover and then puts it back in the wrong place? Would Nadal come back to fix it or would he be too ashamed?

>0 annual income

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what did he mean by this?

>NADUL SWEATING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

FUCK THI SIS SO DISINGENUOUS. ROIDS LITERALLY, LITERALLY MAKE YOU SWEAT LIKE HE DOES. HE IS SUCH A PURE AN DUTER FRAUD.

Do they give the ball kids lines of speed before they go out?

execute all moderators

I love how ThreadGOD has you autismos on edge constantly that you're looking over your shoulder 24/7 and forced to make threads 50 posts early.

Reminder that ThreadGOD always wins.

He's still losing this set though.

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Hot memes. Fresh off the presses

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other thread got deleted

guess we're using this

FEDGOAT

THREADCUNT PTFO

Crossboard jannies were a mistake

Based jannys

>>73936439
>posting about yourself

lol

>>73936439
t. threadcuck

>>73936441

hair is too thick

It's funny how all the Swiss things are good, like Swiss chocolate, Swiss cheese and Swiss mushrooms, while are the Spanish things are bad, like the Spanish Flu and Spanish Inquisition

>can't even bagel

reminds me of that chance he had once to score a Golden Set at the French only to flub it about 4-0 along the way

>>73936433
yea but they get their monthly salary compounded for ten years

Stop attacking fefgoat's bh baldal

NADUL LOSING AT THE BASELINE GAME!!!!

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119 days until the French Open

Let that sink in

>tfw hate nadal but want to emulate his playing style so much

moonballs 4 days

>>73936439
Based.

>>73936453
so-sorry

ask a literal cuck anything sports related

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Nadal will win

>>73936439
kys threadcunt
most btfo shitposter in poopeelian history

>Nadal is way behind base line

Loses

>Nadal on baseline

Wins

Makes your almonds toasty and crunchy.

>>73936459
how do I get a virgin aussie bf?

>>73936439
ThreadGOD UnLtd.

>>73936466

Its a good start lad, just providing some feedback

>>73936471
kek

go fed!

GOAT

based mods blowing out attention whores and ugly cricket slags

MODS=GODS

>>73936439
Absolutely based.

WHY IS HE ENGAGING IN BASELINE RALLIES WITH NADAL?

>>73936473
plenty around here methinks

>>73936473

You come visit me

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c-can fed do it

>>73936482
no aussie guys are virgins at 20 or older

literally every teenage australian will get laid atleast once..

>>73936481
He is a madman

>>73936481
Baseline is comfy, net play is for faggots

Last day to deal with this autist. I'm hyped.

Don't know how /cric/ deals with this faggot.

>>73936441
Why isn't he not white?

>>73936479
Threadcunt WILL furiously reply to this

Who will win a grand slam sooner

An American man or an Australian man?

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>>73936487
BANE?

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>>73936441
fixed

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I would kill to have a hairline like Nadal's desu

federers wife has got that cute pam from the office look going on

>>73936487
can I bring friends?

>>73936487
>literally every teenage australian will get laid atleast once..
fuck off you utter normalfag

gonna need a rundown on threadcunt

Fed's backhand is so much more consistent than Dimitrov's. Really making a difference.

I'd still like some opinions on >>73936432

>>73936502
KEK

ISNT IT POSSIBLE THAT NADAL IS THROWING THESE LAST COUPLE GAMES AWAY SO THAT FEDERER USES HIS ENERGY ON A SET THAT NADAL KNOWS HE WILL WIN??????

Fucking Nadal drilling Fed's backhand little by little.

>>73936500
Get an implant

/bet/ report in

>federror

>>73936495
An Australian wog

>>73936487
I'm almost 22 and I'm a virgin you're about to be shot then thrown out of a plane

Rafa's back.

>>73936499

>be young and have great hair the ladies love it
>make fun of balding and bald guys for years and years while the win blows through my amazing hair
>start losing my hair
>big bald spot on the crown of my head now
>post a story about my hair on /sp/ so I get yous
>get yous
>life is ok again

please no more heart attacks Rafa

>le nadal will win this set 6-0
>I m-mean 6-1
KEK exposed

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what did he mean by this?

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who /almost5am/ here???
fuck the jannys

>>73936511
Surprisingly, it's the forehand that crumbles at the moment.

>>73936508
he consistently sprays it into the net, yes

Should have tanked this set DESU.

>>73936515
>the state of Tennis Australia
not optimistic

>>73936510
no

>>73936505
Hes right.
I'm a fucking loser and I lost mine at 17. I remember my friends finding out when I was 16. They asked me if I was religious or something

>>73936524
is that Pat Rafter?

Love how you always come to our threads because you have no sporting events of your own.

>>73936484
nope

Fed is moonballing his forehand. Also, Nadal is playing better now.

Reminder that Rodial is ahead 3-0 in the Aussie open, 14-7 in all finals, and 9-7 on hardcourts.

If you were smart you'd have bet money on Nadal before this game, easiest win ever.

I'd like to thank that mid-eastern guy who posted the acestream link in the last thread. Top lad

>>73936487

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>73936522
>when the roids kick in

Mirka not bad today desu

>that ad

WTF I love melbourne now!

>>73936524
/almost4am/

>>73936508
Nadal would fix it. Always.

>>73936539
it's amazing, isn't it? love the woman's voice in it

>>73936535
>french
Don't you know the match is broadcasted on C8?

Nadal getting his goat on

>>73936513

E..everything going to p..plan.

>be federer
>the best player in the whole world
>lose set 6-2 to some balding roid taking guy who picks his arse

>>73936525
Yeah but not due to Nadal's making. He fails his FHs mainly because he is trying to go for winners to make points dont last that long.

Which of these two would win at ping pong?

>I know these balls stay a little small but they get beat up

Lmao

too lazy to get up and watch the tv where can i stream the final i already tried the ao website

>>73936500
But Nadal is balding and has had a transplant

>>73936519
Have another senpai

>>73936535
no worries, lad. I saw your post from earlier

>>73936550
>6-2

What alternate timeline is this?

fed literally taking this set back, are you fucking even trying nadal

>>73936543
what ad is this UAE friendo

>>73936539
>>73936543
poems sounds so gay and pretentious when they're spoken like that

not even a good poem

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>>73936513
reporting
under 41.5 total games

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>tfw to intelligent too support fedelel

>>73936553
You don't win at ping-pong with moonballs. Maybe 30 years ago when the game was veryyyyyyyyyy slow.

>>73936555
7live.com.au

>>73936535
DUDE. UR DUMB.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59xnpf_finale-open-d-australie-federer-nadal-dimanche-29-janvier-des-9h20_sport

HD stream.

>>73936553
Nadal would speed out because there would be no room for his waterbottle

>>73936553
go to bed

>>73936555

https://au.tv.yahoo.com/plus7/live/

>>73936560
it's some Melbourne tourism ad on the American ESPN stream

Could a more knowledgeable tennis anon explain to me federer's strategy at the moment? The whole "doesn't want long points thing"?

QUESTION: If Roidal wins this and is at 15 slams, can he in all seriousness be called the GOAT, or does Fed's GS record, weeks at number 1 record, and 6 World Tour FInals (to Nadal's 0) still make him GOAT?

>>73936545
i stopped watching TV 3 years ago. Don't miss it.

>>73936548
My man Kys
>>73936562
Just loses

>>73936542
Let's say it's at 4:2 when Fed gets a new racquet while Nadal is serving. Would he literally go from the baseline to his bottles and back again?
Maybe someone should try it. Just make sure it looks like an accident and you put the bottles back after you kick them and apologize. Easy break

>>73936574
find me a youtube :')

>>73936487

Lost mine @ 18 and she was on the pill. What a time to be alive that was.

>>73936575
All I want is for her to sit on my face

>>73936576
>>73936576
He is an old man
old men generally don't have good movement and stamina
also rafa will grind all night if he needed to

NADAL
A
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A
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this is pretty boring desu
why was last night's match so much more exciting?

>>73936578
ummm nole is better than both tho

Whats it like being Swiss?

Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep

>>73936580
STILL DUMB. ITS ONLINE.

>>73936592
>Tennis
>Exciting

>>73936578
Nadal is already the GOAT

>>73936576
Getting old doesn't want to run down too many balls

>>73936576
Running is not something you'd want to do a lot when you have Fed's age. Plus, his stamina has always been inferior to Nadal's.

>>73936589
Grind it being long rallies?

>>73936566
>>73936573

cheers mates

Non match question...

Are Yonex racquets a meme? Should I feel bad for buying one?

>Federer

why is he so shit Fed apologists?

>>73936539
Whats the ad?

>>73936557
>I saw your post from earlier
kek

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>>73936594
neutral

>>73936584
can't find it lad

I want to KISS Mirka

>>73936584
is it this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tapywlF_lQ

Where do I find a cute tennis bf?

>>73936611

Spooky

>>73936576
Nadals more likely to win points in long rallies, it's his play style and strength

He also has better cardio due to extended EPO use, Federer will become tired quicker

It's 1-1 now

>>73936598
it's literally just the boy's tennis thats lame af
misses' is fun/exciting

>>73936610
what's funny? was it not (You)? saw a French anon asking for an AceStream before the match had begun. maybe it was someone else

Who ever wins this set will will the Championship.

*desperately tries to "banter with the lads" in /tennis/ because the big strong AusGODS abandoned /cric/ last week*

>>73936614
i dunno! is it this one, UAE lad??

>>73936606
>tfw reddit is killing themselves right now
ty based Rafa

>>73936620
thx

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Nadal is gonna win now.

did US Fedfags vote for Trump as well?

>>73936603
Yes

>>73936614
>>73936627
yes lol. it showed up on my results but I didn't have the time to play and watch because I'm watching the match

>>73936633

>>>/po/

>>73936620
cheers jeff
>>73936625
no its first to 3

>>73936614
Top tier ASMR

>Not rooting for Rafa

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>>73936626

>>73936633
I flew there and voted for him illegally

Is it over /fedbros/? Our boy's only chance was winning all the sets imo, now he'll get tired and get grinded out by the roids merchant

>>73936624
yea it was me, I'm surprised you guessed it lol.

nadal owns fed's soul, such a weird dynamic

QUICK! give me a good paella recipe

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Which one?

>>73936575
Why don't women tennis players wear knickers like that anymore?

Loose, short skirts that keep flapping around and tight bikini knickers that expose maximum cheek.

Make tennis great again

>>73936633
Voted for Le Aleppo Man here :)

>>73936578

17 > 15

Fed also wins at 17-17 because of muh clay.

IMAGINE thinking Federer wins this match. Stupid little men.

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>>73936611
>that everything

>>73936652

Right always went for the darker meat at christmas lunch

>>73936651
rice and fish tsenoh eb ot

I think Nadal's Fh is back, guys.

>>73936647
>>73936650
looks like it

>>73936654
so, basically, you handed Trump thewin

>federror

>federror

>>73936626
you spelled "got btfo /cric/" yesterday incorrectly

SHOOK

I've seen this game so many times.

shankerror

>>73936585
noice

>>73936667
>>73936668
what did they mean by this?

>>73936664
looking better than it did in the latter sets of the Dimitrov match

>baldy loser Roger Frauderer trying to hide his balding under a LeBron tier headband

Very SAD!!

Im gonna cry

FEDERER WTF. UR PUSHING TOO MUCH.

>>73936653
Hmmm yes, more bunda on tennis. I can get behind this

>>73936638

>papercraft and origami

>>73936667
>>73936668
Yee

>>73936667
>>73936668
Wow... really... makes you... think, doesn't it?

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>>73936667
>>73936668

>it's a federer can't convert break points and shanks forehands and hits backhands into the net and gets broken from 40-love up episode

Fed is done lads.

I've supported Nadal this whole time btw.

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>>73936611
c'est un fake c'est pas possible

>forehand
more like POORhand lmao

Federer looks more tired than Nadal.

>>73936667
>>73936668
2spooky

>>73936666
Please go back to r/eddit

When Nadal is getting ready to service he reminds me of Quico getting ready to do anything (kicking a ball or whatever): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qf-LKXd76Q

*fires up poo peeland proxy in a desperate attempt to defend myself*

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>>73936667
>>73936668

>>73936611
Skinny chicks are the best, good taste Stan

MINDBROKEN

>>73936696
rofl

>>73936667
>>73936668
That's clearly the same person right? Some sort of glitch?

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SAY NADAL ON 6 BUT STILL PLAYING THE SET

federer is done, his forehand is finished

Does Fed even have a chance of getting back into this? I don't think so

>>73936667
B S K
S
K

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>>73936691
>moooooooyes
fat cow ass of a daughter

fed is fucked

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Ole is French? Wtf

>this netfail count

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

S H O O K
H
O
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K

>>73936667
>>73936668
delet pls

>>73936709
i only have 1 (You)

I would fuck mirka desu

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>>73936667
>>73936668

3 times

>>73936713
Yo dude come back when this game is over, you'll realise you're retarded.

FUCK

RODGE /COLLAPSE/

mental collapse

why does he hit the net so much lads

WTF WITH THESE ACES

>>73936582
He must do it. Rafa has a terrible OCD, unfortunately. The most autistic tennis player I've ever seen.

N E T
E
T

CMON FEDEGOAT

Once Nadal starts playing well against him, Roger collapses. Everytime.

would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for that meddling net

Ace
Error
Ace
Error
Acer
Error
Etc

fucking hate that serve

Choke over 9000.

who else nadalpilled here?

I USED TO RULEEEEE THE WORLD

CLUTCH

i hope federer wont cry too much when he lost ;-;

>federer in charge of striking the ball with his racquet causing it to be propelled over the net and land within the boundaries of the court

>>73936723
i'm holdin half of these (you)'s for (you) buddy

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>>73936667
>>73936668
THREADCUNT BTFO

>>73936731
His serve is what has basically bailed him these last 5 years.

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

>tfw baby fed puts up more of a fight than daddy fed

>>73936743
Only way to go bro

SO FUCKING LUCKY FEDERSHIT

THAT FUCKING HOLD

CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED CAN'T SHRED THE FED

STOP HITTING THE BALL INTO THE FUCKING NET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HANDSOME

SWISS

TENNIS PLAYERS

>>73936747
>whites are superior
>still comes to an imageboard for losers

>>73936747
are cumskins still actually not banned from this site? jesus

>>73936759
>so many aces
>lucky

fuck off a leaf

>almost getting broken in the first game of the set
SHOOK

Nadal will lose
Drumpf will lose

Hillary will call Federer from the Oval Office to congratulate his win tonight

>>73936747
Here lad

>puts in massive effort to hold, great game
>goes on to lose set 6-1
Calling it now

>hulk in the audience

>>73936768

BEIGE POWER

>all those empty seats

is melbourne the most casual sports city in the world?

>14 errors
JUST

Is nadal's hair thinning because, dare i say it, the roids? Or is tennis a fully clean sport without le dopage?

>>73936768
>>73936755
>>73936747
ugh, can we hold off on the racism please?

Crowd is definitely pro-fed.

Who's the girl behind Mirka?

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>>73936747
>>>/pol/

THE

FUCKING

GOAT

NOW IT'S ON

RAFA SHOOK

F E D E R E R
E
D
E
R
E
R

Anyone care to get some screen caps of the qt sitting behind Mirka?

>>73936774
>W-wait guys, I meant 6-2
>N-no 6-3
>W-well he'll get crushed n-next set guys, cap this!!
pathetic

>Nadal smells poo all the time
>not winning the shitposting open
Fedfags are delusional

Nadal exposed

HEEM SLEEPY

FUCKING HELL LADS I OVERSLEPT
what did I miss? how's the match?

>>73936757
nice meme

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>2017
>he isn't white

>>73936784
federe's illegitimate daugher he had with dimitrov

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Get comfy boys

CLUTCH

>>73936784
Nanny

>>73936787
"Total grub"

>>73936800
its been scintillating(boring)

Who's winning the Rumble lads?

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>mfw racist whites get race mixed out of existence

>>73936800
from the future here, roidal takes it in 5 sets you can go back to sleep now

>>73936777
are you memeing? They cucks and faggots but they attend sports better than any other city in Australia

>>73936800
Roggie has missed some absolute sitters

If Nadal wins this set, he's won the championship.

>>73936810

this

>>73936777
haha its a melbourne thing you wouldnt understand

>>73936796
Love this meme.

>>73936800
Tentative first set, Roger errored his shit up in the second. It's just getting good now.

F E D E G O A T
E
D
E
G
O
A
T

>>73936815
if he takes this set and the next one, he might win this match

GOAT

ROGER

MY FUCKING DICK

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>tfw mixed race mutt
Hold me bros

AAH YEW KIDDING ME

NADAL

S H O O K
H
O
O
K

Show Nadal girlfriend more often fucking TV assholes

>>73936815
shut your whore mouth

nadal is SHOOK

PAINT THE LINE
A
I
N
T

T
H
E

L
I
N
E

Wowowow

>>73936815
Except it'll only be 2-1 so he won't have won yet
thoroughly /exposed/

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>>73936810
>>73936817

What is a volley and a half volley????

nadal confirmed a clay babby

federer is the true GOAT

federer looks like Joaquín phoenix

Holly molly

HE FUCKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

TACTICOOL VICTORY

BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK

GOATFERER IS BACK!!!

>Nadal making that face

he's a roiding shitmonkey but he has mad respect for Fed

GOAT SHOWDOWN

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>>73936815
Fuck off

>>73936827

>half white manlet/polynesian
>end up with white dads manlet inferior genes so I can't become a rugby player

Looks like I woke up at the right time!

FEDEGOAT

SHOOK

T H E G O A T
H
E

G
O
A
T

>>73936824
If he takes this set, loses the 4th, but wins the final set he may have a chance.

BALDY SHOOOK

>nigger with the swiss flag

wut

>>73936830
That'll cost you one thicc javelin girl

THOSE FUCKING FED MINDGAMES HOLY SHIT

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH FEDERER

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH FEDERER

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH FEDERER

ITS HAPPENING