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>Sat 28 Jan
9pm South Africa v Sri Lanka ODI, Port Elizabeth

>Mon 30 Jan
11am Poopeelia v New Zealand, Eden Park
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Good thread.
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>>73916796
Wait a minute, that's not Holly.
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>>73916796
Finally a good OP
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New Zealand or Poopeelia lads?
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MODS PLEASE DELETE THE OTHER SHITPOSTING THREAD, THIS WAS MADE FIRST.
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>>73916895
In what sport?
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>>73916926
Rugby.
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>>73917120
well fuck NZ of course
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>>73916796
Kek where did all the Ausfailians run off to?
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>>73916796
What happened to threadcunt?
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Good to finally see a thread free of shitposting lads.
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combo breaker
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>>73917205
R A R E F L A G
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Who different would Rugby be if it was called Byrug?
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>>73917269
This is a cricket thread.
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>>73917282
no u
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>>73916796
>I always win
What did threadcunt mean by this?
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>>73917321
Righto, take the helm Fritz. This is now your thread. If you see any rulebreaking activity from ass-ravaged Ausfailians, PM me and I'll sort them out.
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B T F O
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>pick proper squad for tests
obliterate
>pick the retards for t20s
lose 2:1
>pick a strong squad for ODI's
go back to dominating

I really wish CSA and domingo would fuck off with this rotation bollocks, we barely play any cricket as it is, should be full strength every game so we can get back to being world #1 (hopefully in all 3 formats)

>not letting QDK ruin you in 2017
ISHYGDDT
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>>73917397
Chin up m8.
At least you're not threadcunt.
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>22 replies
>3 unique posters
nice poomunity you've got here
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>>73917664
At least half of them are white. Unlike your shithole.
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>>73917664
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>>73917664
11 posters
>not knowing the difference between 3 and 11
>the education system of West Falklands
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dear /cric/,

should I have a pizza or instant noodles for lunch?

sincerely,
me

also why are sri lelka so shit
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>>73917675
>>73917678
>>73917679
>being this mad
lmao you oversensitive poofters
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>>73917675
based sri lanka dropping the truth bombs!
crisp high-fives all round

>>73917684
pizza but only if its meat feast/mighty meteor
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>27 posts
>2 posters

KEK, nice "poomunity" you have here
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>>73917704
rare falg
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>>73917702
it's an "american" from tesco's pizza express range

i'm not some rich cunt
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>>73917694
>be argentinian
>be blacker than fucking abbos
>be mad at yourself because you are blacker than hot tar
>shitpost on /cric/
>be-in-g th this mad
>lmao
>mfw
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Have another IP lads, you need it.
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>>73917664
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>>73917731
still a good choice, id go with the pizza & a cider
>dane vilas goes on kolpak
brilliant, another fucking player goes
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>>73917754
cheers, lad. welcome to /cric/
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>>73917739
mate, you are a literal paki
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Lads, /cric/ is a bully-free zone.
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>>73917815
>confusing muslims in the mountains with Buddhists on an island
I'll forgive you because you have a terrible track record with islands
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>>73917815
Top tier banter m8. 10/10
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>cover drives
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>>73917815
>>73917845
Geography mate. Hope you learned the lesson.
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>>73917909
>quoting twice the same post
damn you are uspet son

ain't it time to pray to the mecca¿?
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>>73917909
>that file name
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>circlejerk between tripfag and proxyfag
this general ain't for me, see ya lads
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>>73917962
>quoting twice the same post

Boo fucking hoo. I'll do whatever the fuck I want in my Somalian kite surfing board. Now in the meantime, go wash your face with some bleach so at least you'll be half a nigger.
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AB AB AB AB AB AB AB
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Do people actually like it when the commentators have a chat with the players through an earpiece during the game?
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>>73918089
no I have never liked it
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>>73918049
>proxyfag

Well you want proof? You have two options.

1. I time stamp my ID
2. I fly to shithole of a country of yours and fuck your mother while you sob in a corner wishing you never chose this option

Your pick.
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>>73918089
Don't they only do that in T20s?
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>>73918089
hate it, unless its someone who has cracking banter like a warney or a mccullum
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>>73917780
>>73917731
>>73917702
>>73917684
To prove I wasn't shitting
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I was flying all day, I heard perth won yet another bbc. How was the game?
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Bestern Australia
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Underhill in frighteningly good form. England will be unstoppable when he gets their 7 jersey.
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1- England
2- Ireland
3- Wales
4- France
5- Scotland
6- Italy
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>>73920696
Why is their logo a gimp mask?
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>>73920789
Ask your mum
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>>73920819
I did and she told me to ask a bong on the sports forum of a uzbekistani cave drawing forum.
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>>73919522

well if you do, fuck modern pop in A Capella, shit's awful. Barbershop harmony is how it's done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIu_fw4B-rg
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>>73921831

Over 50 registered Barbershop choirs in GB is there one nearby? It's good fun, and helps stave off dementia really well apparently.

http://www.singbarbershop.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8NGCikkgGo
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>>73922222
CHECKED
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>>73922222
checked
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Cricket.
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>ywn watch cricket on a 60 inch plasma telly
>you will always watch cricket on your shitty computer
>ywn explain the rules of cricket to your friends because they don't care
>ywn visit your mate in Cape Town and go to Newlands because it's too long of a flight and you're scared of dindu's
>ywn take your qt gf to a cricket match and get pissed for 8 hours
>ywn join a cricket league in America because you're afraid of ending up on a terror watchlist
>you will always be looked at as the try hard American that likes cricket only to be different
>you will always be called a shitskin/poo in the loo even though you proved your white
>ywn be taken seriously in cricket discussion even when you know more about the game than most people

Why live
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>>73924394
>plasma tvs
>2017
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>>73924394
>iwn read your shitty posts
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good OP
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poopeelia are tragic!
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>>73925723
S A V A G E
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>>73927444
may as well wait imo
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>>73924394
what did you do with the bodies of your nephews?
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>>73927444
What are you currently using?
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>>73928727
You must have a very loose bumhole m8
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>>73924394
Based Billy Barr
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>owning a phone
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>>73929877
Probably better to save your money then. Buy a nintendo switch instead and wait until June for a new phone
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thinking of going, fatfita+graham as my starting front row.

Thoughts?
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>>73930007
I think you should take your shit chat to your containment thread
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>>73930041
this IS my containment thread faggot
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>>73930078
This thread is /cric/ which is owned by /rug/
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>>73930007

I'm doing the same currently.
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>>73929946
actually thinking of getting an ipad mini 2, so I can watch movies in bed

cant stand using a laptop in bed
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Theres only 1(one) non-expat in the ICC Americas team and he is the nephew of the fat cunt from Bermuda taking that slips catch
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Narcos is a shit show

Come at me
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>>73930815
cricket (rugby)
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>>73930815
Season 2 got pretty repetitive
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>west tigers sign some kid who hasn't even played in the NRL yet for 1.3 mil over 3 years

LMAO. They've literally destabilised their club in chasing off farah, have moses, brooks, woods and tedesco all off contract and they've wasted all this money on a centre thats already had injury problems

Is there a worse team at roster management?
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You can get it jumpin'
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>>73928727
your BF's a kiwi? That's cute.
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Sure is quiet in here. Where did all the poopeelians run off to?
Threadcunt you here m8?
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>>73931961
ThreadGod is busy rooting your mum LOL
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>>73931944

Kek glad to see my joke is still getting mileage.
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>>73932013
I sincerely doubt it. I'd say threadcuck has never even touched a live female in his """life"""
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>>73932093
Not true, the nurse who restrains him during his schizophrenic outbursts is likely a female.
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>>73932342
Yeah bro true kek
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>>73932355
Lmao true
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>>73932376
Kek what are you up to rn lad?
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>>73932399
Nothing much just finished work (I'm a freelance lawyer) and ate some lunch lad wbu?
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>>73932355
>>73932376
>>73932399
>>73932422
/rug/ - Cricket
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>>73932422
Kek I'm the CEO of a big fast food chain but I have a day off so I'm pwning some poopeelians on /sp/ lol
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>>73932460
Nice work lad keep up the good work
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Is this /bundes/?
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Look at how great /cric/ is under /rug/ ownership

Poopeelia BTFO!
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>CRIC
>R
>I
>C
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morgo on pooicide watch lads
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>>73933572
what went wrong
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will she love me if she knows I successfully tipped the result of every test played in 2017 lads?
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>>73933637
couldn't handle the elite truthbombs about his behaviour
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unironically getting into rugby poonion lads
should I neck myself?
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>>73934137
M I S T A K E

Australia is literally one of the best places in the world to live, anyone that wants to move out is a juvenile that is ignorant about the world.

>>73934118
Daniel regularly posts here m8, you need to work on your radar
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>>73934185
based statsy
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based janny
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daniel
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>>73934107
Yeah lad, you should fuck RIGHT OFF
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>>73930461
>ipad mini 2
Might as well just watch on your phone. Get an ipad pro, or if that's too expenny get a larger windows/android tablet
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>>73932460
Based shitspouter. hows the donut shop lad?
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>>73934318
The only donuts he deals with is eating out homeless mens arseholes LOL
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>>73934107
Well, you're in the right place. /cric/ is basically /rug/ now.
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>>73934379
Eww why the fuck are aussies so obsessed with mens anuses?
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Remember that time threadcunt got irrevocably BTFO by /rug/ and went into hiding? I do because it was yesterday lmao. RIP threadcunt, I know you're reading this, sulking in your basement.
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>>73934479
KEK he must be seething that his big night was ruined
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>>73934479
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lads send help
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rookie depth is worse than ever this year in SC lads
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Projected score of 966 in SC lads.

I can get as high as 975 if I change my captain as well.
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>>73934507
Sent lad. Your help is in the mail
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>>73934565
how did you know my e mail?!
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>>73934535
thread was made during the BBL "grand final" if I recall correctly.
>poopeelians so devastated they can't face posting here until they get their holly hugbox threads back
KEK
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>>73934605
You gave it to me when you signed up to 4chan. Didn't you read the terms and conditions?
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Can you guess the star in the car?
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reminder that - just as i had predicted - the sixers won the wbbl
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>>73934688
I recall something about the Sixers winning the BBL m8

Can I get your thoughts on this?
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post yfw Wade bats himself ahead of Maxwell
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>>73934673
NO
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>>73934701
my memory is a bit hazy, but making a prediction that would turn out to be wrong doesn't sounds like something i'd do
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>the cricket tomorrow is even at a rugby ground
KEK
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>>73934733
The Australians are on their knees to our demands
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>>73934728
Ive got some screen caps of posts here but I'm not sure exactly what they contain. Could be anything really
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>>73934733
Eden Park was originally a cricket ground you fuckwit
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>>73934774
better not post them then. they'd probably just create confusion
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>>73934777
you seem a bit upset. hug?
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Pizza is redditfood. Anyway have another ip
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There is nothing better than a cheeseburger with glazed don't buns
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>>73934821
>They all need to be dragged out of their beds SS style and executed

Edgy as fuck m8
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>>73934821
rekt
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>>73934791
Can i have a hug?
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>>73934728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y963o_1q71M
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At an ODI I was at Boxing Day 2015 a drunk guy shouted at the drinks vendor for a hug
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>>73934879
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>>73934879
Did he get it?
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>>73934900
Yeah, /heart/warming experience
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>>73934858
*hug*
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>>73934858
>>73934970
Fuck Bois OUT
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What next for Ayy expansion lads?

I think it should be the /gong/ and Tassie
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Christchurch
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>>73935027
Terrible post
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>>73935027
F
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>>73935038
Watching arrival. Will flick over after it finishes
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>>73934777
How does one sneak in alcohol to the game lads

asking for a friend btw
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>>73935427
poopelian tears
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>>73935490
One of the saffa's dad used to pour vodka into a watermelon from memory
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>>73935490
I take a hipflask of whisky and buy a couple of 500mL cokes once I'm in there.
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>>73935490
keester it.
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>>73935427
Pork fillet with pink meme sauce and a glass of white
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>>73935351
>arrival
the film had a brilliant premise, but was overall disappointing imo

>>73935490
just hide it up your butt
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>>73935562
Really enjoyed it myself, probably my favourite sci fi movie since Moon
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>>73935555
What is that pink shit and why do you put it on everything. I saw your "meal" last night had it too
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>>73935581
Interstellar is probs my fave
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>>73935656
That was fucking shit
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>>73917472
sorry, what number do you bat at m8?
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>>73935581
ex machina was pretty good
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>>73935743
Haven't seen it yet, I think it's somewhere on my hard drive. I've heard good things though.
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>>73935700
Respect your right to have an opoonion. But it's still wrong
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>>73935634
It's beetroot aioli and I'm only having it 2 nights in a row because I made a shitload of it and its better than bbq sauce
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http://www.matthewhayden.com/
http://www.matthewhayden.com/the-giving-back/

What a fucking self-absorbed cunt
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>>73935555
Based McGrath how's the new wife?
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>>73935791
Is it just beetroot juice from a can mixed with aioli?
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little /cric/ academia
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>>73936057
Is LWA good? Been meaning to give it a chance, thought the short movies were OK but not brilliant.
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>celebrity get me out of here

>only one i know is dane swan

hmmm really gets the ol noggin choggin
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>>73936142
yeah it's been great
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"fun" fact: on the german get me out of here they send the contestants to australia
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>>73936184
Noice, cheers lad
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>>73936215
Same with ours lad, half of the idea is that even day to day life is supposed to be awful so I guess sending them to poopeelia makes sense.
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>>73935956
No I made it from scratch cunt
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>>73936246
What is scratch cunt
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Klinger has to be the unluckiest guy in Australian cricket rught now to have never played for Australia in any format
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>>73936161
don't remember the Olympian?
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>>73936215
Fun fact: Syria's get me out of here there is hundreds of thousands of contestants they send them all to germany
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good one
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>>73937122
The only Olympians I remember are Thorpe, based Freeman and Starc's brother
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>>73937500

Shut the fuck up.
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>>73937500
KEK that will teach WORMans for being empathetic
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>>73937919
shut up nerd
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>>73938168
t. Adnan Mohammed
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>he isn't watching RafaGOAT GODal end the hopes of millions of Federer fedoras

SAD!
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>>73938821
hi adnan
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This is a global telelink call from....Adnan Syed....an inmate at....Maryland Correctional Facility.
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>poopeelians
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>>73938831
kek
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What language should I learn lads, French or Spanish
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Or even Dutch
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>Heads, calls Morgan. Heads it is. England will bowl first.
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>>73942102
Luck of the Irish
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Watching Midsomer Murders lads ama
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>Kohli on strike
>most obvious LBW you'll ever see
>not out
>no review

Th-thanks
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>>73942374
Are there reviews in this series
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>>73942374
based bcci
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>>73942403
No
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>>73942411
What's that, Panjeet?
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>ANOTHER denied LBW

Is he umpiring with his eyes closed?
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does the lbw rule not apply to indian batsmen?
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>tfw bet 500 rs with an office mate that >we will win the final 2 t20s
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>>73942403
there are no reviews in t20s boi.
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>Yuvraj
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>>73942724
Whoops
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>change of "pace"
yawn
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>That final over
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BONG'D
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Based England

Based roy
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why saddle why
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>>73943320
BROWEND
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_criminals#Murderers
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>>73943883
fucking kek
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>>73943941
Shut up

Pool in loo

Pool

Loo
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You can get it pumpin'
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The Chinese are going hammer & tongs at these fireworks. It's like 3am.
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>>73943965
fuck off McNulty
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>>73944019
call the police
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>bowling a no ball as a spinner

KEK
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>>73944242
Why are you in a cricket thread?
Shoo shoo krautboi
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>>73944258
i'm watching the cricket
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>>73944270
What game fampai?

How many Germans do ya know who watch cricket
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>>73944289
>What game fampai?
india - england

>How many Germans do ya know who watch cricket
none
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>>73944307
Wew lad I never wouldbe thought to see a German watch a cricket match. I used to play with some german immigrants as a kid who knew it well albeit they were poo in loo
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>>73944343
i think me and didi hamann are the only germany who watch cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGnrMTZy7Hs
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>>73944258

hi freshie
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>>73944393
At least my wife isnt being fucked by an emu you cuckold
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>>73944412
no it's fucked by Ahmed.
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>>73944343
>>73944375

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/06/german-interest-in-cricket-surges-thanks-to-talented-refugee-pla/

One of the fastest growing cricketing nations thanks to refugees lel
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>>73944499
to be fair it's really easy for niche sports to be the fastest growing sport.

>in 2012, he said there were around 1,500 cricketers in Germany playing in 70 teams
>since risen to 4,000 registered cricketers playing in 205 teams
percentage-wise that's a very impressive growth but compared to the over 25,000 football clubs with a combined membership of almost 7m, it's kinda irrelevant
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Hahahaha holy shit what an over
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>englel

based BUMrah
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>>73944860
You'll be crying soon
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>all we need is one bad shot and one bad decision
based fucking Sehwag kek
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>>73944913
Gtfo pajet
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>>73944934
stop drinking mate
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>>73944955
Stop breeding mate
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>>73944955
Faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEAnPNbALv0
>Australians autistic enough to spend thousands of hours watching movies for farts and shit
Literal shitposting taken to an artform.
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Back to the call centre pajeet
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>>73944968
aww is it ahmed
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shook britishers itt
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>The absolute state of Kohli's fielding
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Holy shit this fucking umpire is a joke man
>>
Press F to pay respects to england
>>
>>73945006
awwwwwwww
>>
Ali gone hit a six
>>
>>73945036
see this>>73944913
>>
Why does bumbag bowl like a spastic
>>
Englel going full Bangladesh here.
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAJAHSHS
>>
>>73944980
I hope Blazing Saddles is in the Top 10
>>
>>73945095
What did he mean by this
>>
POO'D
>>
Based Nehra and Dhoni discussing tactics and leaving Kohli out of it
>>
that cutie in red
>>
India are so gay
>>
>rigged
>>
>>73945169
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>
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>doesn't give Kohli out when he's PLUMB LBW
>doesn't give another poo out PLUMB

>Joe Root inside-edges
>OUT

Ladies and gentleman, your MVP
>>
>>73945181
>>73945173

>need 8 in last over
>got 2
the absolute state of englel
>>
>celebrating a victory you achieve through cheating

Is there a more classless team and nation than India?
>>
>>73945216
>>73945213
awwww cry more faggots kek
>>
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>>73945246
Cheat more faggot
>>
>>73945247
root would have done shit though
>>
>>73945276
awwwwwwwwwwwwww stop crying boi
>>
>>73945305
Only when you stop cheating
>>
>>73945286
>run a single
>Butler has five balls to hit seven

You really made me think, poo
>>
>>73945311
>you cheating
awwwwwwwwwwwwww I don't even play
>>
>>73945330
>only to get bowled by bumrah
>>
>>73945311
>>73945330
>Arguing against Pooinloos

Have you ever taken the smallest glance at any England Cricket page? These people will shitpost until they die m8
>>
>>73945368
its ok Ahmed.
>>
>>73945345
Go poo in a field or something
>>
>>73945406
go get killed by Mustafa
>>
Nehra should be the MoM
>>
>those pakis and bangladeshis crying ITT and on Facebook
no beausight than this
>>
Bollywood is becoming another Isis territory outside Syria. We need to nuke them, they do come in public don't they? Islamic Terrorist s must be killed, they shud not be kept alive
>>
don't comment like a dumb on any religion. any religion does not teach killing but we are living in a world its become an issue of religion. dont let your intelligence hacked by your emotion please
>>
Islam preaches violence against non Muslims, it's clearly written in kuran. If you don't know that you know nothing about Islam and it's filthy in human agenda of destruction. Isis is doing what's told in kuran exactly. Line to line. Get life you looser musselman
>>
>>73942700
Isn't that like 2 dollars
>>
Getting ready to post with my rare flag lads
>>
Beautiful day in Auckland lads. Fine with some early cloud, a max of 24° expected. Perfect for GRIGET
>>
>>73946962
t. SaxGOD
>>
30 mins to go
Start placing your bets now
>>
>Heazlett in the Australia squad
what the fuck. that is literally Greg Chappell: the selection

he wasnt even in fucking Queenslands BBQ team
>>
>In massive news, Matthew Wade has injured himself ahead of the game which means it is likely that Aaron Finch, coming back into the side after being dropped for the last series, will be captain

KEK
>>
Slow pitch confirmed, if there's anything in it, it'll be at the start. Wise to bowl first.
>>
>>73950196
Well there's your damage control already sorted.

Guppy and Latham to open.
>>
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Could le Avocado Man get a 5fer against this Aussie side?
>>
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>my literal face when an Australian team captained by the Australian Martin Guptill beats Poo Peeland in their own backyard
>>
>>73950777
he would get a hatrick in his first over but he would get slapped for ~10 ever over afterward
>>
>Heazlett never so much as played List A for Queensland
>has done nothing of any note in any format
>playing for Australia
Thankyou BASED Greg
>>
>this square pitch
Sad 2bh
>>
1st ball!!
>>
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Why doesn't Australia like playing us, lads
>>
>>73951108
we have a huge inferiority complex
>>
>>73951108
Because they know no one in NZ gives a fuck about cricket whereas to them it's the be-all and end-all of sports. So when we occasionally BTFO them, the mental anguish is too much for them to deal with.
>>
>>73951108
#Historyofhate
>>
What time will the Ausfailian NEETs wake up and start spewing hate lads?
>>
>latham
so shit
>>
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>it's an everything left up to Williamson and/or Guptill epsiode
Love this one
>>
Aaron Finch will be out for a duck
>>
>>73951338
t. Khawaja
>>
Wade or Nevill wouldnt have even touched that so cant really put it down as a drop
>>
fucking hell Guppy
>>
Post /cric/ approved movie scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw5Iyx5ejO0
>>
>>73951535
fuck off
>>
Oh thers a Peelander cricket game on? Shows how irrelevant this game is.
>>
>>73952090
the pretty empty crowd on a holiday confirms this
>>
Poopeelia asleep :^)
>>
Did Daniel finish making the official DRS theme song?
>>
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>threadcunt still so PTFO that he can't face posting in /cric/
>>
Eden park is such a meme
>>
>>73952209
shut the fuck up
>>
>>73952314
kys, FHG is based
>>
One Handed Catch Taken @3.25
great odds for NZ fielding
>>
>>73952462
He's the 2nd most cancerous poster on /cric/
>>
>>73952536
i personally find him endearing

and no he isnt even in the top 90% as far as cancerous posters go
>>
>>73952557
I bet you do, with all that Aussie cock in his gob 24/7
>>
A lot of impotent anger in this thread
>>
>>73952710
All me 2bh.
>>
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post ur beers
>>
like that applepay advert a lot better
>>
>>73952818
>>
Ross "Runout" Taylor
>>
Run Out Ross Is Going To Strike Again Boys!
>>
His the fucking stumps Maxwell you oxygen thief
>>
>>73952835
bit less realistic but a better advert
>>
>memeswell
>>
i think Taylor needs some more laser eye surgery 2bh
>>
>Taylor playing ODIs
>>
>What is this, Mexican baseball
haha fuck drumpf lmao
>>
>Getting out to a debutant medium pacer
>>
Gollabse
>>
All up to Broomsy and Munro lads.
>>
>Handscomb
>>
>>73953164
>he doesnt rate Redditsham
>>
Nice middle order you have there
>>
>>73953196
Neeshit should fuck off back to Facebook and reddit
>>
when will this format fuck off and die?
>>
>>73953250
It won't. Stay mad.
>>
after all that our WASP has only dropped from 280 to 240

kek
>>
Is this game on free to air in PP?
>>
>>73953298
nah no such thing as live free-to-air sport any more. Always Sky.
>>
>>73953329
That's bullshit
>>
>>73953250
As you lay dying on your deathbed from ass cancer, the USA will be holding aloft the ODI World Cup as viewership skyrockets across the world.
>>
>>73953329
Duke shows NFL NBA and AFL MY MAN
>>
The simply ebin way to pay
>>
>>73953365
t. NZC board member
>>
>>73953366
Sports >we actually watch.
>>
Eden park should not host cricket matches
>>
Do kiwis even know what AFL is
>>
>>73953366
Because no one else wants those shit """""sports"""""
>>
>>73953384
Speak for yourself. I can't wait for /afl/. I literally run that poomunity
>>
>>73953390
is Cricket, dare I say it, gay?
>>
>>73953388
Yeah lad ama

>>73953394
Based Elitespouter
>>
>>73953385
correct
>>
>Neil Broom
>Playing the sweep shot
heh heh heh
>>
>>73953385
Only domestic matches in the outer oval
>>
>>73953362
Intl cricket
>sky
BBL cricket
>sky
Big Smash cricket
>sky
Intl rugby
>sky
Super rugby
>sky
Intl netball
>sky
netball league
>sky
Intl league
>sky
NRL
>sky
ayy league
>sky
NBL
>sky
I'm getting tired
>>
>>73953411
How many shards does a professional gayfl smoke before a game?
>>
>>73953428
We did it reddit
>>
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>>73953428
>>
I can guarantee that sold out hagley oval is far more exciting than this pathetic display of the Auckland cricketing """"poomunity"""'
>>
>>73952536
Who's the most cancerous? I'm genuinely curious
>tfw I can't even #1 at anything
>>
>>73953437
the game is on prime cunt
>>
how dare they? heems raid when
>>
Australia is literally captained by their 4th choice lmao
>>
>>73953475
correct
>>
>>73953477
The collective group of NEET autists who work under the tag "threadcunt"
I was just kidding anyway m8. You're better than Ausfailians.
>>
>>73953477
He will say threadcunt, but in reality the worst poster is a trip fag who doesn't post too often (mostly is on /afl/) called Anne Erin.
>>
Best ground in NZ?
Basin Oval 2bh.
>>
>>73953506
t. Threadcunt
>>
>>73953513
Uni oval
>>
>>73953513
the mount is pretty good
>>
Stop fielding like a bunch of spastics
>>
>>73953479
A rarity. Sky usually delays it's prime coverage of it's spattering of events by 2 hours. And don't call people cunt if you wouldn't say it to their face.
>>
>>73953513
my backyard
>>
Is the chick interviewing Guptill his wife?
>>
>>73953797
and former lover of entire squad
>>
caz you here mate
>>
NEESHAM'S FIRING LADS
>>
>>73953577
cunt
>>
>>73953825
based Laura
>>
>>73953844
>le edgy teen
love this gimmick 2bh
>>
Are my opinions dare I say it, muscular?
>>73953196
>>73953196
>>73953196
>>
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Missus is getting icecreams what should I get lads.
>>
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Daily reminder that Australians are literally God-tier posters whilst New zelanders are god damn niggers (ALL blacked)
>>
>>73953901
Based Third Kiwi

How is the missus lad?
>>
>>73953902
get that wog dick out of your mouth I can't understand you
>>
>>73953902
yet another BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR truthbomb by Trump Hat Guy

will Poo Peeland Ltd. ever recover?
>>
>>73953901
Mint trumpet
>>
>>73953974
>2017
>still spouting this faded /nrl/ vernacular
>>
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Post players you hope get career ending injuries.
>>
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>>73954005
>>
>>73953513
Bay oval in the mount
>>
https://twitter.com/LOOKN4THACHEWIN
>>
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>>73954005
>>
ACC was just 10/10 for the last 20 odd minutes
A live vasectomy
>>
Thank you based Santner
>>
Why are kiwis always in bbl threads and aren't around during a NZ innings?
>>
HazleGOD
>>
>Stoinis takes 3 wickets in his debut match
>Smith doesn't give him more than 10 overs

What a shit captain
>>
Spirit Of Cricket.
>>
>>73954478
Smith here

AMA
>>
>>73954478
Bait
>>
>>73953437

Don't forget we have free to air AFL though.
>>
Hazelwood seems like a nice chap 2bh
Very sporting
>>
>Kiwis literally have to pay for international rugby union
>>
>noon in Ausfailia
>NEETs wake up and start shitposting
every fucking time.
>>
hi where can I watch the cricket
>>
What are the channels called in NZ?
>>
>>73954537
>>73954537
i am hungover so i took a sick day
>>
>>73954571
fox sports 2 m8
>>
>>73954574
Sky sport 1, 2 ect
Pop up sky sport 1, 2 ect if there are special events on
Sky movies 1, 2 ect
>>
what are some /cric/ approved bands ?
>>
Bitch on the ANZ applepay ad is pig disgusting wtf was that lad on about?
>>
>cumdog millionaire
>>
>>73954607
>GREEB DEY :DD
>>
>>73954607
Sum182
>>
>>73954574

The one that matters is called Sky Sports 2.
>>
Can they at least bat 50 overs?
>>
lmao ""cricket""
>>
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>>73954636
holy shit!
>>
>>73954574
Unironically TV1, 2 3 and 4 and Maori
>>
>>73954607
https://thedarkthird.bandcamp.com/
>>
>>73954656
do you have to pay child support yet, pussykushion?
>>
>43 posts
>1 IP

Nice poomunity
>>
>>73954650
Don't forget about Boult
>he was a good batsman when we were younger - Kane Williamson
>>73954663
Isn't 4 Prime? I can't remember the free to air channels 2bh, don't watch much tv
>>
>>73954607
For me, it's the moody atmospherics of the Dark Turd.
>>
>>73954684
I can't remember but no prime is prime, four is now called something else
>>
Do Maoris hate cricket? Seems like a real lack of diversity in the crowd
>>
>>73954684
>>73954703
It's called Bravo I think
I remember it being alright when it was C4
>>
based Broom cleaning up.
>>
>>73954684
>3 channels with prime numbers
>1 channel with a composite number called prime
>>
4 is prime in sky you dumbcunts
>>
>>73954720
They only watch T20 ow
>>
>>73954720

Nah, they like it, but it's a distant third behind union and league.
>>
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_free-to-air_channels_in_New_Zealand
4 is bravo
10 is prime
>>
>>73954746
1 is not a prime
>>
Where's Corey Anderson?
>>
>>73954766
B T F O
>>
>>73954766
There is literally no mathematical reason for that except a whole bunch of theorems work for all prime numbers except 1
>>
>>73954790
He no longer bats and bowls so they dropped him until they can come up with a new theme song for him
>>
>>73954790
Got dropped
>>
Anyway, how about that cricket ay haha yeah
>>
smells like suicide
>>
>>73954809
>>73954813
I thought he was their desig "blaster"
>>
Dark Third world tour when?
>>
>>73954824
Nah that's Lovely Trenty now
>>
Is the 10th wicket falling on the last ball of the 50th over the perfectly planned innings?
>>
>>73954824
For the 15 balls he'd last each innings
>>
based Boultsy
>>
>>73954842
Nah perfectly planned would be 10th wicket off the 10th ball

Or you mean for the batting side? That would be (50*6*6) for no loss
>>
Does griget ever use inning, or is it always innings?
>>
>>73954883
But 8 batsman weren't used
>>
Mad I missed southee fucking up as usual
>>
last 2 numbers of my post are how many balls left when Australia reach the target
>>
didn't watch the first innings, is 286 par or was NZ btfo?
>>
>>73955000
BTFO
>>
>>73955000
wew might actually watch this innings
>>
How long is halftime? ESPN is just showing a static card, not even highlights
>>
>>73955022
30min-ish?
>>
>>73954982
>perfectly planned
The perfect plan from the batting side has no wickets falling
No one would plan to lose wickets
>>
>>73955022
>halftime
its tea time cunt shut up
>>
BIG MATCH JOHN
>>
>Latinx is the gender-neutral alternative to Latino, Latina and even Latin@. The word “Latinx” (pronounced “La-teen-ex”) has been used more and more lately.
>The backwater hovel of America
>>
>>73955308

This.
>>
>PP playing Australian electro
>>
*finchs*
>>
Aaron Finch 4 (7)
>>
wigget
>>
>dickHEAD
>>
>neet Aussie shitposters have gone silent
What's wrong?
>>
NEW THREAD
>>73916553
>>73916553
>>73916553
>>73916553
>>
>>73955555
>>
>>73955565
kek
>>
new thread
>>73955613
>>73955613
>>73955613
>>
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>>73955568
>>
POOPEELIA ON
>>
Out!!!!
>>
POOICIDE
>>
WATCH
>>
>poopeelia ltd.
>>
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>tfw no Monique Ganderton wife
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