/Tennis/ Countdown to Federer vs Nadal edition

Bum

penis

>>73916055
nice

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So, what is her next step? Will she come back or settle down and raise my children?

>>73916046
It's just better at everything. Better organized, better matches, better center court.

>>73916063

I think Serena is going win everything this year.

Get ready for more captivating Williams vs Williams matches.

Any updates on the AO title to Federer situation?

>>73916069
Yeah the USO is shit. Plus the AO court is aesthetic as fuck

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>>73916063
she'd probably black widow you if you ever had the opportunity to mate

>>73916063
>filename

degeneracy.jpg

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>Donkey Kong beats Diddy Kong.

>>73916075
seems crazy to me that the australian open isn't on grass, especially considering theres only one slam that does it but I agree, it's comfy

Daily reminder: AO > UO > RG > Shitbledon

>>73916063
you mean ahmeds children?

>>73916092
bait

W is objectively greater than RG, the rest is at least debatable

>>73916079
if her smile wasn't so gummy this would literally be the GOAT picture

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Based

>>73916063
>me in between the wta and the the roof gardens logo

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>>73916098
>that
>gummy
you're a faggot with ridiculously high standards.

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>>73916100

>no potty mouth


CRRRRRINNNNNGGGEEEEEEEEE

>>73916096
RG has the funniest crowds. They're not afraid to give the players shit.

Wimbledon is just pretentious with muh all white dress code and muh royal viewing box.

>literally eating a banana
KEK

>>73916114
>They're not afraid to give the players shit.


that's called being French

>>73777777
>>73777777
>>73777777

>>73916114
the only thing I like about RG is that it destroys servebots

case in point: raonic losing to an unseeded player

>>73916114
>RG has the funniest crowds. They're not afraid to give the players shit.
Nah, they're just loud, obnoxious shitposters. I can see why australians enjoy RG.

>>73916079
If she would drown me in her piss after fertilization I would be okay with it. The circle of life.

>>73916082
What's wrong with feet? It's a patrcian fetish. You gay?

>>73916106

tooth to gum ratio is important

>>73916069
Can't really say without my obvious flag and timezone bias but I really feel AO is better. Top to bottom they try to make everyone feel at home when in Australia, providing fun for players and staff in between matches at their leisure and hopefully have them wanting for nothing. USO feels very manufactured, like they are going through the motions by the book to host a tournament whereas I feel we try to put our own unique spin on the AO. I am a vocal hater of the Australian crowds but when Dimitrov was fighting hard, sliding, barely making returns last night against Rafa his dogged determination turned a lot of the crowd in his favor. To me that shows that we recognize and reward effort with our support and of that I can not be prouder.

real list:
WB
US Open
AO
RG

>>73916124
>It's a patrcian fetish.

THIS IS WHAT DEGENERATES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>73916127
meant for >>73916046
as well

>>73916090
I think our weather would wreak havoc with grass

It was pretty unique back when we went artificial back in the 80's

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>>73916114

>you will never boo female tennis players into crying on court

>>73916127
Being the first Slam also helps, everyone is fresh and the quality of the matches is higher.

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>>73916124
ur patrician anon

>>73916137
Very good point, everyone wanting to start their year off post pre-season with success and a full tank of gas.

>>73916093
yeah sure. She moved to """Polan""" because of the higher density of Ahmeds and Obongos.

Keep dreaming, Abbo.

If the AO still used rebound ace at the surface I'd say it would be the best GS

But it gets sticky when hot and so didn't work well with the GS schedule

Now, at best it's equal to the US open.

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karlie kloss was in melbourne for serenas win, didn't see her in the crowd

>>73916126
yeah, that's what makes her look special

>>73916127
the AO has definitely been more forward thinking than any of the other slams

first country to introduce retractable roofs, back in the late 80s when it was hardly a regular thing

the whole "progressive" thing, like wheelchair tennis. we're the only slam who does it.

plus there's more fun stuff to do around Melbourne Park for kids and shit, like games, concerts, comfy relaxing spots around the grounds etc.

>>73916149

I just googled her
>5'11

I thought she'd be taller, even my girlfriend is 6'3

>>73916151
a lot of that is little and somewhat unimportant, but its the little things that count, otherwise all the slams would be very similar to each other

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Dubs finale

>>73916152

She wears big heels all the time, she fucking dwarfed Serena

>>73916092
I don't know if this was supposed to be bait but it's actually kinda true. In terms of tradition W > F > UO > AO

But the best tennis is played on hard courts.

US and AO will never be great because of the time zones

do you realize I just had to stay up from 3;30am to 6am to watch 2 nigresses from my country play?

the same shit happens when we host the USO and you have to watch roidal or djoker at 4am in Europe

KONTINEN
O
N
I
N
E
N

Cricket.

>>73916135
idk I imagine turf/ soil science or whatever it is is pretty good these days, get some roided up gmo grass out there and it would grow pretty well. melbourne weather can't be that bad.

it just seems obvious with so many of our big sports (cricket, football codes) being played on grass to include it for the open. I guess I like grass better because it seems the more skilled player win on it, they showed a stat tonight where the wimbly williams h2h is almost evenly balanced whereas she's been btfo on every other surface

>>73916164
Would rather your timezone than ours Tbh. Almost all sport worth watching is in the US or Europe which makes your timezone better than ours since your shit is in at the worst possible time for this timezone generally.

>>73916151
I usually sperg out when I hear the word "progressive" especially relating to Melbourne but you're right. I think it lends itself to the Australian "have a go" spirit.
>You cunts want to play Tennis but can't use your legs hey? Fuck Dave it let them play anyways I wanna see mad skids.

Forward thinking was the best way you put it, there's something for everyone if you go down there and Tennis and the AO win. Not sure if it's long been established but even Wimbly is trying to craft new traditions by having the Singles winner hold the trophy aloft from that balcony with all the foliage covering the side of the building. looked amazing. FUCK YEAH AO

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benis fugg finland :DD

>>73916151
that last bit is important desu, the nice thing about australian sports is they don't mind getting a bit dorky with the side stuff. it means we get absolutely horrendous pre-match entertainment like tonight and every single afl grand final but also nice little things like when they brought in those zoo animals for the players to hold. just a bit of cheeky fun and adds character

>>73916152
>>73916158
those must be fucking enormous heels then

>karlie kloss 1.8m
>jimmy fallon 1.83
according to google

post yfw tennis threads are kill after the slam

>>73916233
is he really that tall? thought he was short, has a really manlet cunt face

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>>73916246

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>the Djokovic ad

Every time.

>>73916296
other countries have seen that ad?

>>73916296
Who was it who took the bot out of the tournament?

on day 2 of the keto and about to kill myself for a freshly baked piece of bread and creamy butter tbqh

WINLAND

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winland bölölöö :DDDDD henri stronk

>>73916335

I don't know what the keto meme diet is but I had steak,chips, beer and a few boiled potato that I cut up and put a big dab of butter in the middle of. Fuck it was good.

>>73916315
I can see/listen it on the court during changeovers

>mens finals is going to open MCA to have a bunch of screens put up for people to watch the finals and will have the champion show up there afterwards
>womens didn't do this

what did tennis australia mean by this?

>>73916296
What ad is it?
>>73916325
Istomin.

>>73916181

yes nothing beats waking up cozy and watching EPL and La Liga all day then when you Yuros go to sleep I get to start watching our sports here deep into the night.

>>73916373

Oh shit lad is the escort you ordered? cause damn I'd pay 50 maybe 70 bucks for her.

>>73916373
I remember this.

>>73916398
t. newcunt

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>>73916373
is that your mom?


>>73916392
I'm not finding a link to it, must be the copyright.

>>73916393
australia is bes

>morning to mid-afternoon: wake up and watch american sports in like NFL and NBA
>mid-afternoon to evening: watch based aussie sports like cricket and AFL
>evening to overnight: watch yuro sports like football

just wall to wall sports down undah

>>73916404

Is there a better feeling than seeing your OC being posted lads?

is there a single 'classic' match of females tennis that is worth watching?

>>73916446
Maybe some Henin match

>>73916446

I remember Kim Clisters Hewitt's wife having a really good match, god I still remember her splits.

>>73916463

> Hewitts wife

they broke up in 2004

>>73916446
bound to be some steffi graf games out there.

a good handful of her GS finals went into long third sets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steffi_Graf_career_statistics#Singles:_31_finals_.2822_titles.2C_9_runners-up.29

>>73916471

Sorry I'm addicted to yous

@73916510
sad to hear lad

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>Angelique Kerber's first run at WTA #1 ends after 20 weeks. 13-7 record, no titles, one final (Singapore). 0-4 vs top-20 outside Singapore.

what did the WTA and Kerber mean by this?

>>73916519
I consider replies like this as 2 (You)s.

>>73916520
Some people aren't cut to be number 1, it's a huge pressure. Murray isn't as well.

>>73916528

You know what you did and I fucking love you for it. Best thing about posting in /tennis/ is shit like this. I cannot express how much it makes my day I love you.

>>73916520
hantuchova is a butterface

fantastic legs

SUOMI

BINLAND :DDDD

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:DDD

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Tickets to men's final originally cost $A413 - $662. Now $2000 (unofficials), better seats $10,000 & top cat. $16,100 (Ticketmaster resale).

>>73916569
Aus dollar?

>>73916569

I'm not surprised, I bet come tomorrow midday you could charge 5 grand for shitty seats.

Casual here when was the last time Federer went against Nadal at the Australia Open and when do you think they will ever again?

>>73916296
Fed/Raffa ads when

>>73916605
There are tons

What happens to slam courts for the rest of the year?

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Can't wait to see Fedcuck's tears tomorrow.

>>73916708

Look at what happened to all the stadiums in China after the Olympics, it's sad but Melbourne barely survives after the tennis.

>>73916741
Tears of triump me either

Gonna be so good.

>>73916741
kys you garlic stinking cunt
i hope your parents get murdered

>>73916762
>stadiums in China after the Olympics
That's different though, they are only used once.

>>73916708
Some of them get used for entertainment arenas

>>73916741
Serbs are not even humans
they are tur*s

About to go play some tennis lads.
Whens the last time you couch potatoes played yourself?

Go play.

>>73917019
Yesterday tbqh

>>73917019
>played yourself
This morning.

>>73917019
What racket do you use lad?
t.radical pro

>>73917019
yesterday, i have tournament tomorrow

>>73917069
Hi Rafa, please die in a fire.

>>73917064
wilson ultra 100

>>73917034
>>73917048
>>73917069
very nice.

>>73917078
lol its true, its at 1pm so im hoping it starts raining so i can see federer get destroyed tho

>tennis

>>73917064
Burn FST 99S here

quite happy

>>73917019
I'm too poor to afford a racket.

>>73917105
fuck off from /tennis/

this is a rich peoples sport

>>73917019

Back in school so 15 years ago.

>>73917105
go to decathlon and buy one

>>73917019
never

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Leave tennis kino to me

Dead thread
Dead sport

>>>/asp/

>>73917409

Isn't she a drug cheat?

>people think Nadal stands a chance

His mind was broken by Djokovic so badly that he almost retired.

Now he's slow and plays shitty, almost losing to baby Fed.

The roiding spic cheat is done.

>>73917523

Fucking this. Ahmed is right.

He almost lost to Federer light.

He cannot beat full fledged Federer in his prime.

and I quote "I'm going to give it all I can if I can't walk for 5 months so be it" t. Federer

Nadal is going down.

>>73917560
It will be beautiful. Can't wait to rub Spain's face in shit.

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>>73917523

Federer was broken by Djokovic so badly that he was injured for all of 2016.

Now he's slow and plays shitty, sending forehands into the net, almost losing to Stan the crybaby.

The roiding fat cheat is done.

>>73917604
Shouldn't you be out praying to Allah or getting blown up by a French citizen?

You should just be glad to see them playing in a GS final.

Last 2 years were Murray & Djoko boring the shit out of everyone.

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>>73917604
Smug Fed will blast your mancrush.

Watching that little swiss poofta get fucking WRECKED by nadal's enormous spanish chorizo cock is gonna be a preeeetty spicy scene my friends.

Federer babbies are gonna be hurting tomorrow

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>>73917619
>Last 2 years were Murray & Djoko boring the shit out of everyone.

At least Wawrinka was here to crash the party occasionally.

>>73917763

Casual here that has never seen a clay court Match, as a Aussie will there be streams?

If Federer wins it, I'll fap to nothing but gay porn until the next AO.

>>73917868
So same as usual for you?

>>73917852
Not for strayans, unless you can tunnel into france somehow.

I think foxsport got your other GS rights

>>73917868
Tranny porn is gay porn my Brazil friend.

>>73917877
Decent bants my brown friend but you gotta go deeper.

>>73917877
Nah, I usually fap to the videos your mom posts on her blog.

>>73917884

Crap, I watch /nrl/ on fox sports I hope I can dig up a stream for some clay, thanks my brown friend.

>>73917890
>go deeper
Don't want gay porn so don't know how deep those anal scenes go

>>73917900
So gay porn then?

>>73917915
There are some scenes with her sister yes.

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I want Serena to sit on my face so bad lads

>>73917948
I don't think eating ass is gluten-free, Nole

>>73917948
That'd be a top way to go

Suffocated by massive arse

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>>73917948

Look Croatia you're cool and stuff. Our relations are fine whatever. But Serean is fucking mind alright. You come to woy woy mcdonalds you want to fight for her. SHE IS MINE.

I don't play tennis but how can I afford a tennis gf? It's seems to be that they are all spoiled uptown lasses from rich families who expect a horse as a birthday present.

Having absolutely nothing of materialistic value isn't really helping.

Any advices?

>>73918034

/pol/ answer in

3
2
1

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>>73918034

cyber stalk girls playing challengers

who /totka/ here

desu i dont even like tennis

i just like federer

i started following tennis after roger won his first wimbledon, and ive been watching less and less since 2012

when i see federer play nadal, its like that south park episode where indiana jones is getting raped by lucas and spielberg, it just hurts so much

i was so excited about federer in a gs final again, but knowing he will play against nadal... i might not even set my alarm clock tomorrow

>>73918034

Look in my experience rich girls can be won over.

You say they want a horse a birthday present.

I don't know if Germany has stallions roaming around but if they do you go and find one and you tame that pos horse. You make it your bitch. You become the robert redford of horse whisperers.

You want a girl so bad you'll be able to do that if not you only have a crush and she isn't worth your time.

>>73918063
you damn right.

>>73918100
Or just fuck the horse

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>>73917114
I-I thought we were friends Finland.

>>73918199

that was her

>>73918168
Finland has no friends

>>73916149
Who?

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>>73918199

I'm drunk as fuck by this hour but can you pic her out deleted msg guy.

>>73918263
karlie isnt in the pic.
>their sister

https://twitter.com/karliekloss/status/825294628039622656

Deleted my previous post, because after reading it, it was complete rubbish.
>40mins till 4am
Light up the night, time

wtf am i doing with my life /sp/

>>73918307

I'm collecting yous on /pol/ /tv/ and /v/ oh and here. Life is good.

>>73918307
>>73918321
Pls go to bed. We need your shitposting talents for the final

>>73918354
>implying threads wont move so fast so no one will read them

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>>73918354

Oh I'll be here matey. I wouldn't let down our king and country.

>>73918354
aye, captain.

but ill be too busy watching the match
[spoiler]>implying it wont be a great match and an epic conclusion to their decade long rivalry. [/spoiler]

I can't fucking sleep lads

too hype

>>73918476
get drunk then

>>73918476

Move to NZ and count wives.

Other than that I dunno mate. It's saturday drink and be degenerate. Watching enemy of the state and then dvd screener of live by night.

Federer will win so I don't get jannied.

>Nadal wins
>15 v 17 slam count
>Roland Garros is next

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>>73918589

Federer wants it too much, Nadal has doubt which will be his down fall.

Federer hasn't won a AO against Nadal he just wants it too much.

>>73917409
>drug cheat
>rapidly fading looks
>mediocre talent
>lost the last EIGHTEEN (18) consecutive matches vs serena

lmao, she's the new JUST candidate

>>73918633
stop relying on years old stats

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> Fed is GOAT

I pity you poor souls

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>tfw fedcuck will finally be exposed as the massive fraud he is tomorrow

>>73918688
Ok I won't

Federer wins.

>>73918692

>>73916446
RG 2001 Capriati - Clijsters was pretty good.
>>73916451
Maybe because I'm Belgian, but Henin was a pleasure to watch playing tennis.

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But it's my thread and I don't want it to die.

>>73919259
god tier backhand

Well, well, well. One of the orangutans won. How awesome for the history od the sport.

>>73919895

Dis is a bit racist but not really because if you look back in history it's not because it's true you know pretty sure back in time someone wrote the history on a leaf and then they lost that leaf and then 2000 years later they typed it on a computer or a phone and they were from peru. Pretty crazy shit quote me on it father.

>People unironically believe that Fedelel is the GOAT
>He was bested and stomped by a teenage Nadal
GS pre Nadal don't count

>>73919964
That's a lot of mumbo-jumbo, amigo. Here is a (you) for the effort. At least like this I'm helping to bump this otherwise ded tennis thread.

>>73920057

You're a good tennis friend. I would be lying if I said I've finished 10 beers tonight. I love peru its a good country and deserves Australia's respect. <3.

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>>73917480
hi andy, would you please focus some of your phony anti-doping outrage at the 35 year old who just blew through yet another draw uncontested, and who's shown absolutely no decline in the last 5, or even 10 years? thanks

>>73920396
>the assblasted leaf STILL won't give it up
You should strongly consider suicide

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>>73920444
Please refrain from posting.

Lads, how do i watch the vod of the match at a reasonable time without getting spoiled?

>>73920575
record it

>>73920636

No cable T_T

>>73920575
Doesn't Canadian TV replay GS finals?

>>73920486
>me on the bottom right

I'm so nervous I could throw up lads

I feel like if Federer manages to somehow win this he cements himself as the undisputed GOAT but a loss (especially a bad one) could leave his legacy in tatters

>>73920838
>makes it to finals at 35 years old
His legacy is going nowhere you knob

>>73920853
Sure, but not as a GOAT. Nadal could catch him up.

>>73920871
This is murray's era, big boy

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>>73920939
>11 - 26 against Nole

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>>73920939

>>73920575
nadal won, im sorry to tell u

> Federer has reached double the Grand Slam finals after turning 32 (four times) than all men born after 1989 have in their entire careers, combined (twice, once by Kei Nishikori and once by Milos Raonic)

>this is the generation I belong to

>>73921084
1989 was a bad album

Why are people going to watch this? Nadal already won.

Any other matchup from the final four would have been more interesting.

>>73921164
Maybe if it was 2008. Not it's random af

>>73921314
Now

>>73921164
Do it leaf. Just fucking do it. >>73920396

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>>73919259
>RG 2001 Capriati - Clijsters

Ah, remember stroking my meat hard to Kimmie.

>>73920871
Even if he did, he would have an asterisk next to his stats because of that fucking disgusting clay stats padding.

>no pictures of Martina hnnnngis
Sad!

>>73920440
You really believe Fed isn't on some shit? Or any top tennis player cmon man

>13 bongs remaining

>>73920838
>undisputed GOAT
>is 11-23 against Nadal (11-24 tomorrow)

really agitates my neurons

>>73922140
What shit and what evidence do you have?

>>73922694
every top athlete is on PEDs, you think fucking cilic and tipsarevic get busted for drugs but the top players aren't on them?

>Rafa hasn't been in a slam final since 2014
>Rafa lost to fucking Stan in Australia last time he was in the final
>people doubt Roger 2.0

It's time

>>73921314
That's what I thought three years ago.

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Sampras on suicide watch.

>>73922776
It's different now. Nadal does a lot more errors now. Then again so does Fed. It's really fucking random.

>>73922757
a) he was injured and b) Stan is not as vulnerable as Roger against Nadal and could easily have blasted him off the court like he did against the Bot

>>73922783
As if it matters to Petie whether Fedex is in front by 3 or 4.

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Honestly I love both of them so either way it's fine.

At some point you realize both of them are great players and petty hating is unnecessary,

>>73922873
I think it matters to him that people don't even mention him in goat discussions anymore, it's all Rafa and Fed. He was REALLY competitive.

>>73922890
This
Djokovic and Murray are the enemy

>live in california
>match starts at 12:30 AM
>will probably stay up almost all night watching this because like all tennis matches it's gonna last 3-4 hours
>will probably fall asleep during

>>73922943
welcome to the urop superb own experience

>>73922964
owl

>>73922964
>staying up to watch the super bowl

You can literally go on youtube at any time and open up a new video for 30 seconds of the full super bowl experience

>>73922943
you're not a true Fed fan until you watch him lose to Cilic at 4 am on the US Open semis.

>>73922941
fuck yeah, you get it

Would Rafa rather win the GS or get his hair back?

>>73923081
hair then all Grand slams for 4 years

>>73923081
Hair

>>73922730
Those players are no-talent shitters who need them to have any chance

>>73922872
this. I sincerely hope Roger wins tonight, but I wouldn't bet on it.

>>73922943
3:30 am on the east coast. Life is suffering. It was a lot easier to watch tennis when I lived in Switzerland.

>>73923384
You got 3 of 4 majors at reasonable times. East coast is the best timezone for watching USA & euro sports

movin' to the country gonna eat a lotta peaches

I want Roger to win tonight
but I also don't want to be disappointed

>>73923629
I realized that once your mind is set on cheering for a player, there's no turning back. Hard as you try to not care about it, you'll find yourself rooting for him and getting really pissed when he loses.

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>lost the wimbledon 2014 final
>lost the wimbledon 2015 AND the USO 2015 finals
>lost the WTF 2014 (retired but would have been BTFO) and 2015 finals
>lost the IW 2014-2015, MC 2014, Rome 2015 and Rogers Cup 2014 finals

What a fucking pathetic waste of oxygen, a disgrace and a massive fraud. There's no way this fucking hack is going to win tomorrow.

>>73922904
He was shit on clay. He can never be GOAT when so many players are around who are great on all surfaces.

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>You will never be a French Davis Cup player, discussing wine and cheese with your French bros

Why even live?

>>73924086
>lost the Wimbledon 2014 final
You mean when Nadal lost in the 4th round? And hasn't gotten past the QF since, until now?
Reaching the finals and losing > not even reaching the finals.

That being said, you're right, Federer is still actually going to lose

>>73924127
>who?

>>73924086
>>73924173

Federer is going to win in 4 sets. Cap this post.

>it's the year 2017 and the Australian Open Grand Slam Final is Federer and Nadal

Will this ride never end

>>73924095
The courts weren't all the same back then.

>>73924257
The big 4 will all slams until 2030

>>73924086
17 slams, soon to be 18. Keep crying you pathetic surrender monkey

>>73924173
>>73924349
I genuinely think that post was satirical

>>73924265
Are you suggesting grass and clay are similar today?

>>73924455
Relatively. The difference between them used to be greater than it is today.

>>73924455
well second week of wimbledon is more like a hybrid of clay and grass than pure grass, that's why rafa struggled first week but if he maked it to second he would kick ass.

>>73924455
Way less distinctive than pre-2002 when they changed the grass.

>>73924287
I reckon your post was a joke, but if you said:

>until 2020

It would actually have some legit chance of being true.

>stop posting on /sp/
>Rafa makes a GS final for the first time in an eternity
is this the meme magic people keep telling me about?
>>73924455
two words: court homogenisation

>>73924545
>made
*made

had an aneurysm

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>>73924595
This is meme magic Muhammad.

>>73924576
Stan on his, not to mention old age, make either extremely unlikely.

>>73924605
delet this

>>73924600
I assume you suffered a second aneurysm.

>>73924600
had another one I see

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>ppl actually think fed can win
HahahahahaHa

>>73924621
>>73924636

jesus christ what a train wreck, I'm laughing so hard

>>73924605
The only chance of that happening IMHO is if Rafa gets injured during the final.

Which is not that far fetched as he had to put his body under a ton of stress to make it past Dimitrov, Monfils and Zverev.

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>>73924651
Oh joao

>tfw we will never be relevant in this shit ever again
Sad!

>>73924693
and then people will accuse him of gamesmanship for getting injured

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>>73924693
Fed's legs are past it though, so even with a one arm he might win.

>the geriatric open

>>73924735
Why is Nadal a nigger in this?

>>73924735
>Dat ape face given to nadal
Lmao

Imagine the outrage if Serena was drawn like that

>>73924735
please translate for us who don't speak chinese

>>73924803
I don't understand it either. It's french.

>>73924803
> so, still havent retired?

> speak for yourself lad

>>73924826
>being this upset about tennis being the perfect sport

>>73924803
>>73924819
So, you not yet retired?

Speak for yourself, kid

>>73924826
Why is there a /homogen/ on /sp/?

>>73924735
Are they? According to his interview post Wawrinka's match he decided to receive pt work on his groin because he felt his legs were becoming a bit 'tight' and unresponsive during the match. Not because he felt pain or something about to get pulled.

>>73924889
That's my point.

>>73924889
>>73924908
doesn't matter. looked like he was lying. seemed like a tactical move in response to Stan's MTO

So lads, who is going to win?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12219789
http://www.strawpoll.me/12219789
http://www.strawpoll.me/12219789

Let's see how shit we all are at predicting GS outcomes

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Fruit power rankings

Orange
Peach
Apple=banana
Grapefruit
Kiwi
Strawberry=raspberry
Mangoes
Pear

>>73924925
This. Do retards actually put stock into what players say post match?

>>73925040
>mango is at the bottom
shit taste

>>73925040
Completely wrong, retard

Peach>Mango>Pear>Raspberry>Banana>Kiwi>Apple>Strawberry>Grapefruit>Orange

And why did you make Mangoes plural but nothing else? Are mangoes only good when you have multiple?

>>73925096
>pears better than apples
>kiwis better than grapefruit
>oranges not the goat fruit
Holy shit your retarded

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>>73925167
>blind to pure perfection that is mangoes
>brings up disgusting oranges
/sp/ really is nothing but filthy casuals, isn't it?

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>>73925096
>>73925167
>no Pineapple at all

come on guys

Anyone who likes bananas are sluts/gay

>>73924925
I wouldnt be so sure. Considering his age and that he is coming from a surgery to his knees.

But who actually knows.

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>>73925223
I agree, I'm just going with this >>73925040
obviously mentally handicapped autistic man-child's list.

He ignored a bunch of delicious fruits, eg: blueberry, melon, watermelon, grape, pomegranate, passion fruit, blackberry, plums, papaya, and so much more.

>>73925253

post an HD acestream link for me to watch when the games start.

>>73925491
Go fuck yourself

>>73925491
Say please

>>73925491
Only if you play your tennis on a proper surface

>>73925253
Why so insecure, Mustafa?

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Hey guys. It's 6.46am. I haven't slept I've been watching highlights videos and getting drunk all night/morning waiting for the match. I will post this now and probably again throughout the day and leading up to the match but I want to say something. I'm 100% a Fedfag and a guy who says Nadal is/was on roids but I just watched a clip from Wimbly 2008 and prior to walking out Rafa gestures to Roger asking him if he wants to walk out first as the defending Champion but he declines with a cheeky smile. I will go to my grave saying these 2 players are the best to ever lift a racquet. I can't wait to see them play today.

You guys think Rafa orders his roids on the dark net?

>>73925919
Stuff like this and the kind embrace Nadal and Dimitrov shared at the net are truly beautiful.

>>73925999
They probably have some kind of underground lab under his house in Mallorca, hence why he almost always seems so ''recovered''' after every prolonged break. That's probably also the reason why he doesnt perform too well in tournaments that are too far away from his house in Europe as he cant sneak out his roids so easily.

>>73916092
Maybe true, but unfortunately it is literally the exact opposite in terms of prestige.

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Who else wants roger to win in 5 sets?

>>73926687
If it goes 5 he has no chance.

Just bet 100 baguettes on Rafa.
Who /freemoney/ here?

>>73926777
How are the odds?

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Will I win £1000 tomorrow?

"ohomoooooo"
Mirka flinches as you run your hands down her soft rolling back
"Roger hasn't touched me like that in years". Her voice cracks as she makes her painful admission to you. You just smile as your fingers make their way up to her head consuming neck. You can feel her reluctance. Trying to resist her urges, she is like her husband trying to resist the effects of ageing in games against Nadal. Both of them pretend they can resist, but they will both end up being physically dominated by a younger man. She squeaks as your hands begin to remove her coat. "My husband bought that for me with the money it got from Wimbledon 2013". She states it as a fact, but you understand the underlying message. She hates that coat. It would have been a nicer coat if Roger had made more money, if he hadn't been beaten in the second round like the pathetic shadow of a man he is. He probably can't even get an erection any more.

You flip Mirka onto her back and the room shakes.
She keeps trying to convince herself she loves her husband.
"Last month I covered this bed in clay, got naked and told Roger it was his chance to do something big on clay for the first time since 2009". She smiles. "But he just walked off". You ignore her words and work your hands into her mucusy cunt. 'uguggmoooooooo''. She moans again as loudly as she ever has. Her children would be woken up if they weren't listening to a tape of Nadal grunting as they slept. You take out your hard cock and begin to insert the tip inside of her. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she bellows. You are so aroused by this that you can barely contain yourself and your cum sprays everywhere. You hear the front door of the house opening "Mirka?" Comes the voice "It is over. I have retired. We can have sex again".

>>73926795
1.80 for a Nadal victory.
It's literally free money.

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OUR YEAR LA

>>73926887
Oh my fucking god, I had forgotten this posta. Absolute gold.

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>>73927031
will he finally reveal his hidden technique?

first time since the djokobot-muhray final a few years ago that im honestly going to stay up until 3 am to watch an aussie open

can't pass up a federer-nadal final considering this is probably the last time we'll see this in a grand slam

>>73926777
Not you

>>73927635
Easiest 80€ I've ever made f.a.m

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are you ready for the slamfags?

>>73928200
You mean dumbest 93€ you've ever lost

>>73928328
>not being a slamfag
Lol get a life dork

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i want maria to squat on my face

Post yfw Olderer suffers a heart attack and Roidal's body explodes mid-match, and the title goes to Dimitrov because of the double KO.

>Elderer
>Shankerer
>Federror

Can't really see him winning 2bh