/cric/

>>72833415
Based sandscratch

>>72833426
>he fell for the porn meme
Sad!

literally not a sport 2bh lads

>>72833426
Edwina Bogatski

>>72833435
Cric has now merged with /hoc/ just FYI

>>72833429
this

>>72833426
Gianna Michaels

my knee hurts

>>72833453
fuck you

not so horny tonight lads

>rags

>>72833482

Based third kiwi not giving into those primal urges.

Just turned the heating down to 13˚, felt that 15 was a bit excessive.

>>72833464
that was really rude

>>72833426
India Summer

>>72833482
daniel on low test watch

Saffabros, are you about?Are you Afrikaaners or Anglos?

>>72833496
fuck you

/cric/ is truly shit today, don't know if I will be posting with you lads, can't stand Poo Peelanders and Canadian Coolies

>>72833418
Surely he got the rope out after this?

>>72833515
Please reconsider

>>72833429
>he fell for the trump meme
Lmao

>>72833515
I love you south africa

>>72833515
nobody cares

Reminder that racists are not welcome here

Reminder that even people on a Nepalese folk music website, other than most of the people in your country anyways, would want you eradicated

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>>72833528
>he fell for the nugget meme
#THIRTEEN

>>72833512
I didn't appreciate this post

>>72833410
>42 posts early
A pathetic new low for threadcunt and Ausfailians in general.

>>72833538
fuck you

@72833519
@72833533
Reminder that you're only igniting the racist's unfulfilled desires

>>72833537
they look like really shitty nuggets 2bh

Feeling sick lads

>>72833515
>can't stand poo peelanders
Yeah but incessant Australian shitposting is awesome, right?
Fucking cocksmoker.

>>72833548
fuck you

>>72833537
KFC, HJ's or maccas?

>>72833541
This is a friendly community :)

Just took a massive south african lads. It was 95% black shit with some small chunks of not black dispersed about the place.

>>72833561
fuck you

>>72833551
>>72833562

You've been bamboozled, friend.

Can someone compile a 'users of /cric/ 16-17' list?

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>>72833562
>regurgitating others' jokes but fucking it up

>>72833566

t. Daniel

>>72833571

Piss off. You are the worst poster I have ever seen.

>>72833548
Where do you feel sick?

>>72833576
>>72833572
>>72833571
>>72833566
>>72833562
>>72833551
>>72833539
>>72833503
>>72833492
embarrassing

>>72833576
>incessantly using the same weak insults
Mind of a child 2bh.

>>72833564
Nice to meet you too!

Cherrio! :~)

>>72833585
embarrassing

Straffo is such a beta, genuinely believes women will be begging to suck his cock if he just agrees with everything they say.

>>72833591
embarrassing

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>SAFFbro right now

So when are we organising a trip to wattle glen?

>>72833590
fuck you

>>72833585
>>72833591

Embarrasing.

>>72833595
Huh, that's my tactic too.

>>72833586

You are an intellectual insect compared to me, compadre. I dare you to prove me wrong.

>>72833599
literally where?

>>72833599
i'll have to look at plane tickets, how much a hotel is, how much my nuggs might come out to

>>72833603

t. Shitspouter.

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>>72833604
t. statistics chap

>>72833599
I drove past wattle glen on the way to a music festival on the weekend, didn't realise it was bumfuck nowhere

But I'm probably taking another sicky tomorrow, so maybe I'll swing out there at 3am when I inevitably can't sleep

>>72833596
>>72833602
embarrassing

>>72833613
Haha I've actually seen a chink wearing that sweatshirt

>>72833613

Swing and a miss. You haven't a SINGLE idea who I am.

>>72833615

I'll paypal you $20 to fist his mailbox.

Don't think most of the robots on this battlebots show are very well thought out

Don't like all the american hosts either, bit off-putting

>>72833609
Straffos place of residence

>>72833604
We'll I have heard that gooks are pretty brainy. Are you pretty fucking brainy statsgook?

>>72833631
literally who?

>>72833632
>>72833625

Embarrassing. You really are a clueless maggot.

>>72833634
leave this thread

>>72833634
Fat Australian cricket nerd. A literal GOD to the losers of /cric/

i could heem anyone in this thread

>>72833641
no

>>72833640
>replying to your own posts
Confirmed as statschink lads.

ITT elite muscular kiwis. See you lads at downtown Les Mills 6am tomorrow before work yea?

>>72833642
I didn't ask you

If there are so many chinks in Straya and New Zealand, why do none play cricket?Are they not integrated at all?

>>72833651
the one below PB tech? lmao

>>72833646
I will literally dust you out front of the pub, you weak faggot

>>72833646

Is that you BOD?

Execute all namefags.

>>72833650

You were meant to read the second post I quoted as part of my response.
You are doing nothing more than confirming yourself as a halfwit.
Try again.

>>72833646
no

>>72833646
I'll heem your dad right now

>>72833656
Chinese can't into real sports.
Just ping pong and golf.

>>72833657

>Not going to Camilla's spin class and staring at the lyrica riding up her french asshole. Stay weak friend.

>>72833663
this

>>72833660
you start shit with me ill knock you so hard you'll think you won the south africa series

So we know exactly where Straffo lives, yeah?

>>72833651
>pleb mills
Good way to tell if someone is pathetic, poor and ugly.

One five one platinum elite member here

>>72833671
True.They complain about the feminisation of Asian men in western media but they don't even compete with us in real sports, they're not doing their reputation any favours.

who /jets/ here lads

>>72833664
So there's a Spanish lad asking why NZ and Oz chinks like you don't play sports. What is the reason? Is it your spindly limbs and lack of coordination, or something deeper?

>>72833676
no

>>72833675
Classic case of little man syndrome on display lads

>>72833676
Someone posted it recently, unfortunately didn't save image

>>72833682
>jest

>>72833683
Classic case of little man syndrome on display lads.

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>>72833676

Wish I could be a unicorn desu

>>72833537
>#THIRTEEN

I love Rome

Mark Richardson is the comfiest commentator in world cricket tbqh.

>>72833696
I'm 6'3" 97kg lol

>>72833699
i could heem a unicorn if i wanted to

>>72833702

Thanks for proving my point.

>>72833702
t. phillip

>>72833699
gay

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>>72833702

>>72833646
i'd like to see you try cunt i'll drop you in one shot

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>>72833634
Straffo mate

I am the trip that you all wish you could be.

>>72833646
Any Australian and statschink perhaps.

Lot of internet tough guys in here atm

Frankly it's pathetic and your unfounded bravado is repulsive to females

Treat your fellow man (and woman) with respect

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>>72833700
>it didn't get the 5 season run it deserved

>>72833725

Based.

>>72833725
t. NZ's Straffo

None of you newcunts would remember when I burst onto the scene, spamming shemales, upsetting all the normies and disrupting the trip-drama. I have made this community a better place since 2012. If you hadn't noticed, there's no more trip-drama.

>>72833725
this to be honest
NOBODY is respecting me even though i actually could heem anyone in this thread

pretty disgusting frankly

>>72833725
>(and woman)
nice to see you consider women an afterthought

>>72833741
respect this!

*grabs dick*

I will be at the cenotaph at 10am tomorrow, let's finish this pointless feud with some real world consequences. It seems like a fitting place to bury your body on top of the monument to my ancestors who fought for this country. I hope there's heaps of asian tourists to take pics of your lifeless corpse once I'm done with it.

Infrequent reminder that there is unironically a town named Wagga Wagga in Australia.

/cric/ fight club when?
we'd have to do one in chch so we can take turns whaling on that notorious coward, statschink

>>72833746

BTFO

>>72833746
thanks babe
i knew i could count on you

My next job is to rid /cric/ of New Zealanders.

>>72833762
dont worry we'll all be gone the next time the black caps lose

>>72833762

Based Joshie. Fiddled any minors recently?

>>72833750
>>72833754

You will NEVER recover from the embarrassment of that one time Statsy dropped a nuclear bomb on /rug/.

It's pathetic that you might even try.

Just did a big Australian batsman in a fancy restaurant lads.

>>72833762
It'll be a big ask when almost everyone has you filtered already.

>>72833769

t. Statsy's mum

Based Joshy working the freshies.

>>72833613
You could have at least changed some of the captions to make it applicable to me you lazy unoriginal, memespouting fuck.

>>72833750
>>72833754
A small group of lads meet in the basement of the UoA General Library on Sunday mornings at 7am for bare knuckle boxing.

It's at that time so all the hungover pussies stay home.

>>72833772
Anyone that has me filtered would be long gone. This place is full of newcunts now.

>>72833769
>that one time

m8 I dropped several.

Friendly reminder that I popularized Zhangposting during the RWC

>>72833780

STATSGOD
T
A
T
S
G
O
D

>>72833787
Yep fill of newcunts and irrelevant old tripcunts.

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>>72833780
>>72833789

why are the new zealand posters so angry and obsessed with fighting people

is it something in the water over there

>>72833789

Talking about the time you called people out to fight in Christchurch and they were scared shitless.

One guy even said he was sending his ex-convict friend down to fight you.

Pitiful, really.

>>72833796

Fite me cunt.

>>72833798
Huh. Don't think it was me but I can't recall.

>>72833792
You can say whatever you like about me being an irrelevant trip, people have been saying that since 2012 and I have continued to toil away, ridding this place of newcunts.

who /KateEdgerlevel3/ here

>>72833796
Latent rugby fuelled homosexuality compounded by high levels of child abuse and incest.
Tbph.

But seriously, can anyone, regardless of nationality, explain where the fuck all these kiwis came from? Last 4 /cric/ threads were dead. WTF is going on?

>>72833812
t. cuckiel

>>72833809

>I have continued to toil away, ridding this place of newcunts.

Could you please get to work right now, then?

>>72833798
Literally the fake statschink.

>>72833820
r u talking about me

>>72833824
>statschink thinking he is relevant enough to be imitated.

Kys, I bet this whole thread is you arguing with yourself to boost your profile. How fucking sad!

>>72833815
RIP /rug/
How fucking new are you.

>>72833820
These things take time. People here would never have thought Convict and TGCK would stop posting.

>>72833830
pretty sure you're the only trip that isn't a complete fuckwit

>>72833830

You're okay.

>>72833836

Joshy and GES are fine, you idiot.

>>72833839
>GES

>>72833836
/hoc/ would disagree

>>72833843
Spotted the newcunt

>>72833844
No he's wrong.
You're a total fuckwit.

>>72833839
autistic memespouters identity thief and 'fine' in the same sentence lads

>>72833833
TGCK got bullied the fuck out from nearly the get go, it was no surprise Darcy left. I wonder if he still posts on /a/, it would be funny if his gimmick turned into a long-term hobby.

>>72833843
please get rid of all poo peelanders lad

>>72833843
Gtfo freshcunt

>>72833845
The time spent here by other posters doesn't determine how good or bad a trip is. GES is terrible, if you have been here since 2012 or 2016.

>>72833846
you are irrelevant

Looks like Keaton Jennings is going to replace Hameed in the next test lads.I don't mind having Saffers in the team IF they're Anglos, or at least partially like KP.

>>72833856
>>72833845
This is how you spot a trip posting without his trip. It's the oldest cringe in the book.

>>72833854
Do it yourself pussy

>>72833868
Wrong again. You're really bad at this aren't you.

>>72833858
>>72833868
look how seething this cunt is

>>72833874
>>72833875
Trip on

>>72833876
And wrong again. Fuck what a thick cunt.

>>72833869
>>72833873
>>72833874
>>72833875
This is embarrassing to say the least

>177 posts
>27 posters
what did he mean by this?

I strongly dislike this

reminder that all new zealand posts are one person

Execute all namefags.

>>72833882
Resorting to name-calling this early on in the piece is a sure sign that you are flipping the fuck out.

honestly prefer australian cric to kiwi cric now lads

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This man is going to end David Warners "life"

>>72833899
>>72833907
Embarrassing

anyone going to see hogg play in geelong on sunday?

What are some the names of some /cric/ poosonalities on Reddit?I think it identified Daniel on there once but I'm not quite sure if it was him.

>>72833910
Personally i'm a Hawthorn fan

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>>72833410
I couldn't give a flying fuck about your retarded sports but

Holly a shit
Ellyse a cute

>>72833927
Holly isn't bad it's just that Ellyse is elite

>>72833861
Bad move. The autism of Haseeb and Cook literally made me erect.

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>>72833927

>>72833932
Based Oscar

>>72833932
pistorius that you mate?

>>72833910
>travelling to geelong to watch a 45 year old who wasn't even a star in his prime
'no'

>>72833927
Fuck off nigger

>>72833934
Hameed is injured. he won't play a test for England until at least July.

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>discussing H or E when the real question is Nina or Edwina

>>72833949
>not living in the city of greater geelong

You are getting sleepy

>>72833955
I don't post in /rug/ so I've never understood this Nina thing, is she just some sket that some Kiwi autist on /rug: has on Facebook or something?

>>72833955
Is that Amy Schumer on the left? Looks slightly different with dark hair.

>>72833960
nothing great about geelong lad

>>72833968
yeah not wrong 2bh

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How do I into Chadd god mode?

>>72833952
you forgot to trip, faggot.

New Zealanders are pathetic, no wonder your women search elsewhere for mates.

hi

well that killed the thread quick

My Custard Tart just fell apart

>>72834057
It just confirms that all the posts made by New Zealanders are made by one seething autist.

>>72834056
What was for dinner lad?

>>72834074
the tears of my disappointed father

Billings signed up for the Sixers now Botha is an Australian national.Good signing.

Got a email from Bunnings today

>>72834091
what did it say lad

>>72834096
YOUR FIRED

>>72834082
It's okay lad, things could be worse, you could be from Queensland.
Think of how fortunate you are to not be. That place is literally Soweto-tier

>>72833410
why is she tossing a pokeball?

>>72834073
theres nothing you can do, a total eclipse of the tart

>>72834102
I'll toss your pokeballs if you're not careful

shits fucked

>>72834120
you right

back from my ban lads

>>72834101
I bet you love sucking black cock don't you ya faggot

>>72834159
Found the inbred Irrelevantlander, lads

Just beat Watch Dogs 2 lads

>>72834084
>Good signing

No it isn't, he will be unavailable for the finals should they make it.

>>72834176
Found the cucked seth efricin

shits fucked cunt

>>72834196
True, didn't think of it like that.

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it saddens me to see poo in loos ranked no. 1 in tests. how the fuck is that even possible?

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/moises-henriques-injury-new-south-wales-sheffield-shield-tasmania-blundstone-arena-hobart/2016-11-29

this is the NSW captain topkek

why is poothan pootha an aussie now

>>72834223
>its the yearly Henriques injury meme

should probably retire desu

>>72834251
It's the ridiculous dummy spit more than the injury. Also why would be retire when he's Mark Waugh's lovechild? He hasn't played his last game for Australia sadly.

im pretty optimistic for a pessimist

>>72834262
I assumed Nic Maddinson was Waugh's new plaything

only possible explanation for how he got into the adelaide test

Why are lefties always such degenerates?

shook hands with a pretty young girl today, her skin felt like a brand new fleshlight

>>72834281
because they blew our their o-rings

>>72834281
t. seething saxon

>>72834294
i am going to find you one day and i am going to carve t. faggot into your forehead with a rusty knife

>>72834285
Did you sniff your hands afterwards? What did it smell like?

>>72834297
that's rude

How does /cric/ feel about Yann Tiersen

>>72834322
literally who

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZrfG9P6_D0

Cuckbourne Ltd

pretty happy all the nz posters went to bed desu

Does anyone know if Goosey is here?
Trying to come up with what I want to get for lunch, and I think KFC is on the cards, would like an expert's second opinion on the matter though

>>72834297
The state of your life, saxshit

>unemployed pooicidelanders
KEK

just did a barrel roll

mudkipz

millhouse

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>average day in cuckbourne
KEK

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>so much autism

even the maluposting wasn't this bad, purging this thread in the name of walkallah when?

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>>72834420
>Not my president

Are thy being ironic?

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Reminder that this is what the average Queenslander looks like

>>72834219
By playing loads of home tests and only playing weak teams away.In fact next year they play Bangladesh and Australia at home and go away to Sri Lanka, they will be top until at least 2018.

vicar in a tutu

>>72834445
strong and simple, exactly what you want from an opener

Throw all Australians into the Sun

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Cuckbourne Ltd

>>72834694
>can't build a wall, hands too small
isn't that body shaming?

>>72834694
the guy indoctrinating his kid is the worst

>>72834726
*his wife's kid

>>72834694
I could beat the shit out of all these cunts

I denigrate the city of Melbourne relentlessly on the internet despite never having been there.

AMA

>>72834742
My dad lives in Brunswick and it's pretty horrendous everytime I visit.

goodnight lads

>>72834752
the inner northern suburbs (brunswick/fitzroy/carlton/etc) are an absolute disgrace

The demise of the print media genuinely saddens me.

I'm not some reactionary for the sake of it. The benefits of digital are clear, I just regret that it has caused a general erosion of standards in journalism across the industry because the priority is no longer on investigative professionalism.

>>72834783
Fitzroy is a very strange place, that I will give you lad

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My father is a 50 years old NEET living with his mother. When he was 18 he came out of basement, went to uni, married my mother and made 2 children, then he lost his well-payed job, divorced with my mother and went back to his mother's basement. I'm not kidding, he is literally autist and he doesn't even feel bad.

>>72834752
>>72834783
>>72834820
Really makes you think

>>72834916
Only thing he should feel bad about is abandoning his kids.

i can't sleep

kek autism

>>72834976
kids are annoying though

>>72834978
yeah same, oh wait you are me

>>72834983
Then he should have thought of that before having two kids.

>>72835116
men get horny and have the urge to fuck. Chances are i have children somewhere, i don't give a shit though

its hot

>>72835345
>3 °C
>hot
k

>>72835395
the moonlight is hot tonight m8

>>72835395
It's not 3 degrees you absolute fucking idiot

>>72835540
probably is in germany you daft prick

>>72835652
The person he was replying to was talking about Australia you utter poof

its cold now, i might have a fever

>>72835540
see >>72835652


>>72835688
>talking about Australia
why?

>>72835819
Where are you i have a rectal thermometer

>>72835863
im dead

>>72833410
>Holly will never sit on my face and rip a wet fart

>cricketrash

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>>72836184
I just farted lad

>>72836213
good post

goodnight

i am here to bully modelfucker.

has he been around?

Is the South African poster ITT the non-racist one?

yes pajeet
i am the non racist one

>>72836790
yeah he's been around a lot m8

or mini paki. i have difficulty telling you apart

>>72836853
sorry bout that

>>72836893
i forgive you

>>72836814
Yeah I'm the Pajeet one.

The paki usually makes extremely vague posts, posts relating to Pakistan, or posts anime photos.

Also, I shall help you finally bully 'Model'fucker off our community.

>>72836989
nah dont bully modelfucker

thats my job

>>72836989
you guys play street cricket or action cricket?

>>72837036
>>72837018
It's a job worthy of honour then

>>72837049
I just play cricket in the hallways or in my friends' rooms but there's a decent amount of proper cricket going on during the summer apparently.

how do we get more black people into cricket?

their genetics make them GOAT fast bowlers

Hey ho off to work I go

Cuckbourne Ltd

christmas lunch in a few weeks lads, got any achievements to share with the relos?

wagecunt

Why are there two sets of wickets? Do they have two bowlers and two batsmen at the same time or something?

>>72838683

There are two batsmen, only 1 of them bats at a time and you run between the wickets to score runs, unless you hit the ball out of the playing area then you stay where you are and the batter is credited with either 4 runs if the ball bounces or rolls over the boundary or 6 runs if the ball lands outside like a home run in baseball.

>>72833410
i want her to be my gf

>>72838770
Ok. Does the bowler switch between one batsmen and the other?

back to the coal mines, dont get rug rash you neet cunts

>>72838860

Yes but the bowler doesn't get to choose, it depends on the runs, for instance if only 1 run is scored, you will bowl to the other batsman with you next ball, but if they score 2 runs then the batter who scored the runs will end up back on the wicket you bowl to.

300k neets !

>>72838860
The end the bowler bowls from also switches after each over, I believe that's what you were asking.

Who /stillworkingeventhoughworkendedmorethan5hoursago/ here?

>>72838937
/blacklung/ is not a sport. take it elsewhere

>>72839527
"no"

>>72841540
Shut the fuck up, you Queensland inbred NEET, no one cares for your story or tour opinions.

Never (You) me again

Good morning

>>72834803
Good.
Print media in Australia is a biased pox on society, and Rupert Murdoch should be summarily executed

Steve Mascord is shitposting on reddit

That guy seems like hes on coke when hes on NRL 360

Hows the cricket faggots?

>>72834803
Childhood is thinking journalism was ever an industry of facts and integrity

Adulthood is learning that it was always meant to be a propoganda arm of governments and that bullshit articles written by morons is the rule not the exception

>>72842656
nah pretty sure children know that unless you're a total moron

Cuckbourne Ltd

>>72842732
i think i thought journalism was righteous before i learnt about history of journalism

off to the library lads. Wish me luck

Literally the last month of 2016 lads

Fucking Indian piece of shit bumped the old thread when it nearly died.

>>72842875
t. John Oliver

>unemployed pooicidelanders
KEK

>Daniel
KEK

poopeelia is going to get absolutely btfo this sunday, lads

on the day of our lord, too

for shame