""Anticipated""official thread Conmebol qualifiers

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>Colombia - Chile

Draw

>Uruguay - Ecuador

Draw

>Paraguay - Peru

Peru wins

>Venezuela - Bolivia

Draw

>Brasil - Argentina

Brasil wins

We gon b fuckd hard in the arse

COL 2 - 0 CHI at least.

>>72446292
>all dem draws

why urubro?

Uruguay 5 Ecuador 0
Brasil 7 Argentina 4
Perú 2 Paraguay 4
Venezuela 6 Bolivia 1
Colombia 3 Chile 3

Rate my predictions

>>72455237
Emu/10

>>72455237

ebin/10

>>72445164
>Colombia - Chile
3-1 to Colombua
>>Uruguay - Ecuador
2-1 to Uruguay on a BS Penalty.
>>Paraguay - Peru
1-0 to Peru.
>>Venezuela - Bolivia
0-0
>>Brasil - Argentina
4-3 after a Neymar "Penalty" near the end of the match

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NO FUCKING CHANCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;___________________;

>Colombia 0 - Chile 2
>>Uruguay 3 - Ecuador 0
>>Paraguay 0 - Peru 1
>>Venezuela 0 - Bolivia 5
>>Brasil 3 - Argentina 1

Meme magic guarantee this.

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>leave chile to me

>>72455326
>2-1 to Uruguay on a BS Penalty.
Checks out.

>4-3 after a Neymar "Penalty" near the end of the match
I doubt Messi can put 3 past Brazil.

>Barranquilla
>Colombia vs. Chile
3-0 Colombia. Bc fuck Chile.

>Montevideo
>Uruguay vs. Ecuador
3-0 Uruguay. Ecuador B team blown up.

>Asunción
>Paraguay vs. Perú
2-1 Paraguay. Second Guay still in it.

>Maturín
>Venezuela vs. Bolivia
2-1 Venezuela. Pray for Bolivia.

>Belo Horizonte
>Brasil vs. Argentina
2-0 Brazil. Argentina can't keep up.

can't really cope with the fact that one of Chile, Argentina, Colombia or Ecuador is going to miss the World Cup lads

>>72457453
It's going to be Ecuador. You're not missing much.

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>Peru wins out of home
Nuh-uh, bros. That's only possible if our rival fields an illegitimate player (o como chucha se diga en inglés).

Also, please use the official meme chart.

>all these clueless weebs saying Brazil will win
lmfao

>Colombia vs Chile
2:3

>Uruguay vs Ecuador
1:2

>Paraguay vs Peru
1:0

>Venezuela vs Bolivia
3:3

>Brasil vs Argentina
2:2

>>72458524
>No Alexis
>No Puch
>Still no Medel
Colombia 3 - 0 Chile

>>72457339
He already has

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Reeeeeee it's over

>>72458403
>thinking unrioncally that you really stand a chance against Brazil
lmfao

will argentina-brazil be a good game?

>>72458934
No. It'll be a boring tie, don't even try to watch it
I hope to lose honestly so missi and his friends get the fuck out the team forever
We want a new generation asap

>>72458934
>>72458958
Yeah i think argentina will go in looking for the tie. Probably a dull game.

>Mena

Guaranteed 3 - 0 against us

>>72458863
We don't but Messi do.

>>72458538
and in typical culombian fashion, the game is at noon in barranquilla
brace urself my anus fingering friend

>>72455268
Kek

>>72458387
>Relegation to CONCACAF

what did they mean by this?

>>72458387
>Relegation to CONCACAF

Gets me everytime

If argentina don't advance to the next tournament then the next WC is gonna be lame

>Brazil
Actually excited to see them
>Urgay
le hoofball to Suarez team
>Ecuawho?
>Colombia
James + 10
>Chile
Honestly another exciting entry, would love to see them meme their way to the WC semis

>>72459765
15:30. Get it right.

>>72458387
>Relegation to CONCACAF

no mercy

>>72458934
>>72458958

Brazil will fuck Messi up senpai, they are not 2002´s Brazil but now they have a competent manager, this match will be fucking great.

how many bongs until brazil-argentina?

>>72460217
7

>>72460235
thank you my dark skinned friend

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amour

Can't decide who I want to win out of Colombia vs Chile.

I've been binge watching 'Narcos' recently which I'm enjoying and Colombia has some of the finest cam whores on the internet

On the other hand I had a Chilean teacher in college and she was really nice and had huge tits and they helped us in the Falklands war

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>>72460302
fuck off pirate

i'm rooting for colombia because their women are top-tier

how many bongs till we rape that mapuche boipucci??

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APOLOGIZE

>>72460329
send me some of your qts, pablo

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>>72460297

>>72460329
The rain won't save them this time.

Likewise, the rain won't be an excuse for Colombia.

>>72460340
Just come over, Hans. You'll literally swim in pussy.

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>>72460310
Hotaru is cute.

>>72459856
>its the wall hopping colombian defense force
face it m8 ur NT are weather babbys just like ecuador and bolivia

>>72460297
cute

>>72460366
ok, but I don't want to get kidnapped by some meme guerilla group and then rely on my government to pay the ransom, which they won't do, so then my only chance of survival would be to join their side, after which I would become their leader and would get me some crazy revolutionary chicas and probably some good coke too, but it would force me to fight against your government, which I would succesfully do and by that turn your country communist, even though I despise communism so I would become what I hate just because I wanted some colombian pussy

so, not a good idea as you see
better just send them over here por favor

>>72458553
in a shitty friendly against an olympic team though.

>>72460302
it's gonna be a tie or a narrow colombia win

>>72460302
post pics of her lad

>>72460445
>ok, but I don't want to get kidnapped by some meme guerilla group

nice meme

Listen,unless you're looking for some exotic jungle pussy there's no real reason to leave the cities and there's barely any gorillas left either way

Just get your autistic ass over here mang, bring money too

my anus is ready for big colombian cock

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FAÇA O BRASIL GRANDE NOVAMENTE.

>>72460489
ok ok

gonna land in bogota tomorrow
wait for me at the airport

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>no Cuadrado

We already lost...

>>72460547
>implying Colombia's Brave James Square won't tear it up in the second half

>>72446292
>draw
>draw
>draw

boooooring

>>72460547
No Alexis, Medel, Puch, or rain for Chile.

In 2018 I want to go to Russia to watch Messi live

what are my chances?

>>72460688
Your enjoyment will depend on how much you want to see him choke again.

>>72460688
Wait 6 hours and you'll get some sort of answer. If it seems still unclear, wait till next Tuesday's night (or Wednesday morning in your time zone).

>>72445164
Literally every home team will win tonight

>>72455237
>Brazil not winning 7-1
Wasted meme potential

post lineups of the other matches

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>tfw no uruguayan gf

>>72460688

pretty low
you need to wait for argentina to qualify, get a visa, find the right cities, manage to get tickets, hotels, and finally travel.

>>72460960
i hope she never cuts her hair

Como quedo la tabla?

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Perú will try their best

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Uruguay tiene que perder
Peru tiene que ganar
Venezuela/Bolivia no importa en nada
Argentina tiene que perder

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Give Rat King all your energy to score 5 goals to Ecuador, and get injured in the min 90

つ _ ༽つ つ _ ༽つ つ _ ༽つつ _ ༽つつ _ ༽つ つ _ ༽つつ _ ༽つつ _ ༽つ

>>72463538
Uruguay tiene que ganar por 3 goles o mas wn

>>72463657
>>72463657
>>72463657
If anyone's interested

>>72463538

Urugay ya esta casi clasificado. Lo mejor que nos puede pasar es que Brasil y Urululz se alejen en la punta y nosotros pasemos a ecuador, colombia y quizas Argentina

why no URU - ECU match thread faggets?
the game is on 2 mins ago

>>72463716
its a "meh" match
plus everyone would leave the thread as soon as Bra-Arg starts, myself included

>>72463716

cuz there is like 2 posters from each country here on /sp/. Also all games will be dropped when Argentina-Brazil starts

>>72463716
literally an irrelevant game

>>72463771
>irrelevant
URU has to win so ARG and/or PAR enter mang
it's a vital match

>>72463761
i see

>>72463489
Colombia 0 - 0 Chile
Uruguay 1 - 0 LELcuador (1st half)

with these results:

1st Uruguay 23 +14
2nd Brazil 21 +14
3rd Colombia 18
4th Ecuador 17 +4
5th Chile 17 +2

>>72463881
1st Uruguay 23 +15

>>72463881
>El espíritu del juego sugiere que los partidos se ganan en la cancha. No obstante, Chile y Perú se aferraron a la mala inclusión en Bolivia del zaguero paraguayo-boliviano Nelson Cabrera. Nacido en Itauguá, Paraguay, donde militó en Olimpia y Cerro Porteño, Cabrera se naturalizó boliviano tras incorporarse al Bolívar en 2013. No es que aquellos hubiesen perdido 2 a 0 con dos goles de Cabrera; este pasó inadvertido en ambos juegos según las crónicas. Pero, efectivamente, fue alineado de forma antirreglamentaria. Para quienes no son nacionalizados por consanguinidad, la norma de la FIFA estipula que, además de la obtención de la ciudadanía, deben residir en el país de adopción durante 5 años antes de poder jugar para su selección. Cabrera no cumple ese requisito: lleva tres. Era pasible de ser impugnado y que a Bolivia le quitaran los puntos logrados.

>Sin embargo, el punto 3 del artículo 15 (Protestas) del reglamento de la Copa Mundial Rusia 2018 expresa claramente que “Las protestas que tengan por objeto los criterios de convocatoria de los jugadores seleccionados para disputar las competiciones preliminares se remitirán por escrito al comisario de partido de la Fifa durante la hora posterior a la finalización del partido. Asimismo, se deberán enviar lo antes posible y por fax o correo certificado un informe completo y una copia de la protesta original a la Secretaría General de la Fifa en las 24 horas posteriores a la finalización del partido”. En el punto 2, que habla de lo mismo, señala que, si no se denuncia en estos plazos, los reclamos “se desestimarán”.

http://www.eltiempo.com/deportes/columnistas-deportes/jorge-barraza-le-devuelven-los-puntos-a-bolivia/16743529

opinar

>>72464352
CHILENOS MATARE
PERUANOS DEGOLLARE

that's all

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table atm

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>>72467704

6 teams fighting 3 spots

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>>72467704
Y yo les dejo la memetabla.

>>72467704
>>72467938
Brazil
Uruguay
Chile
Colombia
Peru

pls

>>72468042
>Colombia
>not Ecuador

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>>72468042
Perú esta de acuerdo

>>72468144
>wanting the only SA team who lost in groups stage last WC
no thank you

>>72468042
Me agradas.

lil niggas

>>72467938
Les tendría fe si no jugaran contra brasil el martes

>>72468164
eliminated I mean

>>72468187
Yo también, weón, yo también...

>>72467938
The CONMEBOL qualifiers are top fucking tier, man.

>>72467704
Can I venture to say that we have the 5th spot secure?

>>72468573
With how insane this qualies have been, I would not say that even about Brasil.

>>72468650
winning against bolivia in montevideo we reach 26pts...not enough?

>>72468291
La weá está en empatarle a Brasil, culiao.

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>>72458387

>>72468042
Brazil
Cisplatine
Ecuador
Locombia
Venezuela

>>72468793
Voy a escribir eso literalmente en todos los threads de ahora en adelante. Si ves que no está ese mensaje, lo pones, porfa.