SANTOS vs BENFICA

>>71749582
Will there be a stream?

>>71749592
Why would you want to see that shit?

>>71749592

Why would you want to see that shit?

>>71749592
It's not on Arenavision but I'm sure we'll find something decent

1 hour and 10mins to go

Benfica? More like Malfica.

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So who Benfic/a/ here?

>>71754896
Santos? More like Mancos

>>71754993
They call them prantos here, you lost.

Why are they having this game? Is Pele finally dying and they're showcasing 22 players who are more talented than him in his prime?

LARGUEM-ME QUE SOU O PANTERA NEGRA CARALHO

Who has a stream?

My acestream ids for Benfica TV ain't working

>>71755021
the shitty stadium they play in completed 100 years old

>>71755273
r/soccerstreams
gofirstrow

some other site I forgot
brasiltvs got something on kodi IIRC
otampadabola.com.br/ao-vivo.html may have it, idk

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>>71755542
I did check plebbit but they're all watching international football

that last site does have it, many thanks

threadly reminder that: Léo was never good.

on top of that he's some top shelf insufferable cunt

>>71755652
what you think abt E. Interativo's meme commentary?

>ricardo memeliveira
still mad he didn't take the flight to china I see

Just google Benfica TV online and watch it faggots.

>victor ferraz

>>71756457
You are 100% right, I have no idea why we have to participate in this and pretend he was ever anything special.

L@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@L

>tiring your payers before an important match against São Paulo

>>71756944
their pride's at stake familia

Ederson a beast. Should be the NT's sub keeper, with Diego Alves the starter.

>>71756994
Edérson is too good to be true desu
I hate that we have to bench him once in a while to keep Júilo César happy.

this game's sole profit would be to break the portuguese psh.

nothing else is worth it

>>71756495
lively, brazilian, full of besteira

Not André Almeida pls ;_; break Danilo instead

kek este jogo vai acabar em porrada

>>71757030
they're truly memetic. the rest (aside from Milton Leite) are a bunch of boring, tasteless cornos mansos.

their (EI) only forte is to be scream a bit more and dgaf.

that's for TV, I mean. radio commentators are often decent.

jesus christ he barely touched him... is he made of glass?

Cervi cosplaying D'alessandro in appearance and bitchness too lel

>>71757162
he's nearly 40, he's old

>>71757166
It's called impersonating you ignorant fuck.

Booing Luisão kek This game his getting entertaining.

Also, why didn't Santos get a new stadium for the WC? It's a bit unfair one of the biggest teams in Brazil was snubbed out of that.

>>71757213
I deliberately chose that word. It was supposed to add a comic effect to it. If I wanted to say 'impersonate', I'd use it.

Rude sad cunt.

Already fighting, fucking monkeys can't be civilized

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>>71757248
>Rude sad cunt
Why are you being so mean to me?

>>71757253
shut the fuck up and enjoy the fights, it's just friendly banter

Tomara partam o Cervi em dois, L@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@L.

Tomara matem o Luisão também, negro esnobe.

>>71757278
Don't worry, you can always count on me to make you feel better onii-chan :3

o quão amistoso é esse amistoso?

>>71757278
Stop trying to manipulate me you slut.

Even because it's very easy to do so and I'm tired of that.

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>>71757308
aziadão
>>71757333
de 0-10, sendo 0 super sério e 10 super amistoso, um 0

Se não tiver pedrada no onibus do malfica eu vou ficar decepcionado.

Se não tiver tapa na cara do luisão eu vou ficar sinceramente triste.

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>>71757379
>>71757411
chupem aqui

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>macacos a macacar
quem diria

O que é que se passa com estas substituições todas? É assim tão cansativo jogar contra europeus?

Uma vergonha ainda não termos metido 5 na peida destes montes de merda.
O Benfica é uma autêntica merda e se continuarmos assim vamos mamar 3 do Sporting outra vez.

>>71757455
step up your shitposting

you're one of these boring posters that kill the thread the instant they arrive because they post some meme image, some passive-agressive shit and never leave something for the interlocutor - aside from the impression that you're lame ofc

>>71757600
Eu faço o que eu quiser filho da puta, se não gostas enfia um barrete na peida.

>>71757599
sai daqui porco

Abaixo do douro só tem mouro

>>71757545
é um amistoso, seu cabaço. colocaram o primeiro time até por tempo demais, fingiram que o jogo era importante por quase um tempo inteiro.

eles tem um campeonato pra jogar ainda, deixa de ser tonto.

>>71757634
foi aquilo que eu disse. posters portugueses são um bando de animais sem graça nenhuma, parecem os chilenos.

>>71757661
Tecnicamente falando, o Brasil é abaixo do Douro.

>>71757689
Sabes o que é que os Chilenos têm em comum com os Portugueses? Passaram o Verão a festejar títulos. Elabora aí uma resposta para isto.

0-0 ao intervalo é derrota.

>>71757743
De fato festejaram pela primeira vez em muito tempo e em sub-competição, mas desde quando isso é grande coisa?
Aos menores os prazeres menores, eles os tem como grande coisa. Aqui a gente lamenta tudo o que não é copa do mundo.

>>71757743
copa america foi no inverno seu burro do caralho

>>71757661
Abaixo do Bravo só tem pardo

Can portuguese people easily understand the brazilian accent?

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>>71757837
>>71757661

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>>71757825
>copa centenario

>>71757850
we that don't understand their hilarious slav-sounding accent

>>71757850
Yes.
We are blessed with high IQ. On the other hand, they can't understand our accent, same goes for Africans. Wonder why..

>>71757909
African Portuguese sounds the exact same as European Portuguese.
Also the reason you understand us is because you list to our music and watch our novelas, we don't consume anything from you.

>>71757909
it might be because you mix portuguese with spanish and french because they raped you so much you began to speak like them

in the end you sound like a monstrosity none of the three can understand without grimacing

>>71757963
I don't listen to your music, nor I watch your soap operas. My brain is simply capable of a bigger lexical knowledge than yours because I'm white and you are not white.

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>>71758028
>

>>71758028
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>71758075
Eu amo-te. Vamos enterrar o machado de guerra e ver o jogo de mãos dadas, sim?

>>71757743
>Elabora aí uma resposta para isto.
Those were literally his last words on the matter, lol.

Português é muito corno mesmo, jesus amado.

>>71758176
Escolhe uma língua.

>>71758219
Eu falo duas, corno, eu escolho a que eu quiser e escolho duas se quiser.

>>71758219
Ser bilingue é novo e um sinal de prestígio no Brasil. Dá um desconto ao hue

>>71758245
Ok meu idiot, speak a língua que tu want.

PENALTY CARALHO

ERA

Que amargura desses portugueses. Nem com o cu abusado em farrapos eles deixam de tentar encher o peito. Agora eu sou orgulhoso e não posso falar duas linguas. É uma dor de rabo inacreditável.

Lembrem-se que os senhores são o cu da europa, uma romênia que deu errado e só não estão piores porque há um passado.

Encham o peito aí da ponta que a espanha despreza, da migalha que sobrou a vocês, um abraço.

Cléber Machado comemorou gol pro Santos mesmo?

Santos without Neymar went back to LITERAL WHO status.

>>71758361
>taking the bait this serious

LEMBRETE QUE SANTISTAS PAGARAM NO MÍNIMO 100 CONTO PARA VER SEU TIME RESERVA PERDER PARA UM TIME RESERVA TUGA

>>71758405
Haven't watched BR football in a while, who is the next big star?

>>71758432
Gabriel Jesus

>>71758432
Wesleyson

>>71758406
oh, so I was taking the bait then, you were only pretending to be stupid.

além de corno é sem culhão.

>>71758176
>>71757743
>Elabora aí uma resposta para isto.
Those were literally his last words on the matter, lol.

Português é muito corno mesmo, jesus amado.

How can tugas even compete?

>>71758432
This >>71758455
But he's already leaving for Manchester City after 2016 Brasileirão ends, in december.

>Malfica having to refball against the littlest of the big brazilian clubs

>>71758361
Somos a face, burro

«A Europa jaz, posta nos cotovelos:
De Oriente a Ocidente jaz, fitando,
E toldam-lhe românticos cabelos
Olhos gregos, lembrando.

O cotovelo esquerdo é recuado;
O direito é em ângulo disposto.
Aquele diz Itália onde é pousado;
Este diz Inglaterra onde, afastado,
A mão sustenta, em que se apoia o rosto.

Fita, com olhar esfíngico e fatal,
O Ocidente, futuro do passado.

O rosto com que fita é Portugal.»

>>71758432
Gabriel Isaque de Pedro Paulo Salomão da Silva Jesus

>>71758432
>of the ones that aren't sold already
Gustavo Scarpa.
Valdivia.

The other ones are too young still.

Já começa a ficar fresco outra vez, acabei de vestir umas calças de pijama

>>71758639
Tantos nomes...

This >>71758597 corno manso sends me a copypasted canned response and expects me to take him half seriously.

Why are tugas so pathetic?
I hear they're pretty depressed. Does depression dumbs people down?

>>71758665
Verdade, os meus gatos já dormem debaixo dos cobertores. O inverno vem aí.

>>71758665
finalmente, este calor já metia nojo.

>>71758654
>Valdivia

top fucking kek

if it depended on him Inter would be last place

Vitinho is the same age and carried that shit team since last year, gets no recognition.

>>71758654

is scarpa that good?

I watched a video about him yesterday and he seems pretty based, has a good taste in music and a decent english.

rare thing to see these days

>>71758706

>Does depression dumbs
Manual de inglês no seu fiofó quando puder

>>71758732
O Verão tira cá para fora o pior das pessoas. Lixo que se farta nas ruas, barulho até às tantas. Quanto mais quente o clima, pior o civismo.

>>71758706
you need to cut down on that hostility bro, I understand being a monkey bro must be suffering but please understand that there must be something even worse than that probably

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>Portugueses e Brasileiros a discutir em inglês

t.Alberto Barbosa

See, they always fly to the tangent, they're so wimpy. Soon there won't be no portuguese people. Wimpy men is something no woman likes. The portuguese of tomorrow will all be mixed and their 'men' won't be missed.
>>71758781
>>71758777

>>71758855
did a tuga shag your sister?

>>71758855
>won't be no portuguese people
>double negative

>>71758855
>being this assblasted

Nice double dubs thou.

>>71758735
He's 22 and playing in an lower-average team without a coach, How is he supposed to carry the team? Not everyone is neymar.
He's a good player regardless.

>>71758773
He carries Fluminense (a team just a bit above average with a decent coach). He's a good player. Should grow a lot.

>>71758940
>He's 22 and playing in an lower-average team without a coach

so is vitinho who is miles ahead of him

I feel gay for living in santos but not giving a shit
No really who gives a shit it's a fucking friendly game nigga

>gozando com o pau dos outros

>>71758962
>comparing an AM to a winger.
Of course the winger will have plenty of runs and they'll surely impress casuals.

That's how we deceive europeans into buying shit players.

SANTOS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>71758884
No. Did a tuga shag yours?
Odd question, I know.

>>71758920
>assblasted
You can only fool yourself, my friend. Give me all the nicknames you want, in the end we all know you're using that to be evasive.

>>71758891
I have no commitment to a well spoken english. Even because you'd run out of subterfuges.

And we all know that it's on subterfuges that the portuguese rely on to not kill themselves. I'm vegan, I have love for the life of animals, couldn't do that.

Just wanted to say that the esportes interactivo commentators are based

Literally only angolans support Benfica

>>71759150
TUDO A SALTAR

>>71759149
They broadcast the portuguese championship. Just subscribe them, it's pocket change really.

DEIXEM PASSAR O MAIOR QUE PORTUGAL

>>71759168
the only br channels I can subscribe here are globo and sportv

OS MOUROS ESTAO ROUBANDO O MEU SANTOS.

>the poortuguese are literally robbing the littlest of the big teams of brazil

SHAMELESS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH

>SANTOS

LMAO BTFO BY A 17 YO KID

YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

>3 games 0 goals
>1 penalty missed

his motivation is over lad

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>celebrating a missed penalty like it as a goal

>the state of brazil

Liguei no 213 217 000

denunciei o assalto de hj

tomara prendam esse time de merda

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>>71759247
>depois do ouro os tugas roubaram o santos

Santos a dever gols e mortes.

the juicy brazukas on the stands

hnggg

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no

Faltam 2 no fiofó dos mouros.

Se não porem fogo no ônibus do benfica eu vou literalmente me matar.

loving this game lmao, everyone taking it so seriously

>>71759313
Vai lá tu fazer isso, ó macho alfa.

Ederson a oferecer o lugar ao Julio Cesar denovo

Passou calor o malfica. Não fosse esse arbitro a nos roubar 2 gols e inventar um penalti tinhamos vencido.

>>71759333
Tou a 300km de distância, é fisicamente impossível.

Asno português.

>>71759360
literalmente a 2 horas de distância num carro, tinhas mais do que tempo.

>>71759360
>>71759370


parem de discutir

>>71759370
Eu não sabia que eu ia ficar tão nervoso, vá te foder. Como é que eu ia saber.

>>71759379
Obriga-me

>>71759379
Ora, paremos de discutir então. A rainha falou tá falado.

>>71759389
kek

>poortugal roubando do brasil

A história se repete.

>>71759408
literalmente 12 anos fodass pqp

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Tudo normal então.

Boas
Ora bem era só para dizer que os brasileiros é tudo uma cambada de putas que comem cagalhões
Obrigado