You are the ref

>>71731607
1. It's my mistake to drop the whistle - good goal.
2. Call it dead and fix the issue.
3. Foul or yellow to the kick taker

>>71731625
Pretty much this.

>>71731607
1. Allow the goal
2. Stop the match and check everyone's equipment
3. Yellow to the captain, as he's not at the allowed distance. If he is (contrary to the pic), stop the play to assist the captain

>>71731607
1. red card
2. red card
3. red card

I'm a janitor on 4chan btw

>>71731669

exactly this.
If the captain was in the correct distance just send the meds in to attend him

>>71731703
Does that pay well?

1.Guess the goal has to stand as the game is only stopped by a whistle
2.If the ball is in the air I let play continue, I'm not a cunt, next time the ball goes dead I stop the play.
3.book/send off the player being a dick, tell the kick taker to calm down and stop being a dick, tell the captain to get up and stop being a vag.

>>71731724
1. No Goal, Keeper needs to get a new shirt
2. Goal, Red Card for the defender.
3. Order the striker to be substituted

>>71731724
Second one is still a red to the defender.

>>71731724
1 no goal and dead ball tell keeper to go get a new shirt
2 red the defender goal stands
3 as the game haven't started yet the oposing manger must make a substitution.... probably idk

>>71731703
You'd better work on your tactics, Twain

>>71731751
Contrary to popular belief, it pays nothing

1)Tell the keeper to change is kit but thats it no goal play on
2)goal red card
3)nothing let the police deal with it

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An opposing player punches Gary Neville in the face. What do you do?

>>71731782
buy him multiple alcoholic drinks, no card

>>71731770
>Contrary to popular belief, it pays nothing
F-for free?

>>71731724

1. no goal if the ball doesn't cross the net, keeper has to get a new shirt
2. goal, nothing else as the red would only be given in case the defender cuts a clear goal chance
3. talk to the police guarding the public, they must escort the player away

>>71731782
Give him the tenner I promised him before the game

>>71731607
1. Depends. Is one of the 2 teams Juventus?
2. Call it dead and fix the issue.
3. Yellow to the captain, as he's not at the allowed distance. If he is (contrary to the pic), stop the play to assist the captain

>>71731782
Giggle

>>71731811
Both teams are Juventus

>>71731827
Seems legit fucking mafia

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>>71731724

3. send him off for bringing contraband onto the field

>>71731846
red card
red card
corner

>>71731846
1) red to carrying man
2) simulation is a yellow but its too late, play on
3) corner

>>71731924
i meant to add its great to get paid to be a cunt

>>71731846
1. tell them to get a room, red card to both
2. punch him, red card
3. let the teams fight over who's right

>>71731607

1. It's a goal
2. stop the game to sort out the shinpad mystery
3. wave play on

>>71731846

1. yellow card both of them
2. red card
3. corner

>>71731782
Tell him I liked that Pantera album.

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>>71732034
1. Second yellow, sent of
2. Yellow to tackler, call the striker a cunt
3. Consult the assistant ref, if no-one saw it give the goal

>>71732034
1 - the correct answer is probably send him off, but I personally would consider the intent of the law over the letter of it and let it slide, because no harm has been done and I'm a human being with common fucking sense

>>71732067
>compromising

Slippery slope m8. When you start letting some people off then other people will try and get away with stuff too.

>>71731801
that kind of tackling would still be at least a yellow, more likely a red. It's no better than slapping someone in the face, the goal chance has nothing to do with it

>>71732082
>slippery slope fallacy

Oh fuck that, that's just something drones say to justify their own complete lack of initiative or independent thought. This is a very exceptional circumstance.

>>71732100
I think this is a suitable time for slippery sloping though. You're a referee, you can't be letting things slide because you're a top lad.

>>71732112
Just fucking watch me. I'll let it slide and the FA will punish me but the fans will love me, and I'll be remembered as a hero

>>71731607
1. Since the whistle was never blown, the goal is good. Whoops.
2. Whistle for the play to be dead, resolve the problem.
3. Second yellow (and thus send off) to the man directly in front, whistle for play to be dead in order to get medical for the captain, first yellow to the free-kick taker.

>>71731724
1. If it never crossed the line fully, no goal. Tell the keeper to get a new shirt ASAP.
2. Good goal, only give a red if the defender jeopardized the scoring opportunity, yellow otherwise.
3. Stand your ground, you're not going to be demanded to do anything like some pansy. Tell this guy to grow up, you're playing the sport at a professional level. That being said, make him be substituted it, let him broil in his own broth.

>>71732034
1. Hope that he had fun scoring that and playing the first half. He won't be playing the second.
2. What he did was on purpose,, yellow him instead.
3. Consult with the other refs on the pitch. If no-body else saw it, it's good goal, whether if it was a handball or not, sorry.

>>71732149
Goddamn mobile putting commas and words in for 0 reason.

Also on #1 for 3rd pic, it's unfortunate, but rules are rules. He did what he did, and it was for a good cause (seeing it was for charity). But he was already riding on a yellow, and technically doing that warrants a yellow of it's own, so by having two yellows...

If he had no yellows, the situation would be much different. Would've just given him a yellow and let him play the second half.

>>71731846
pardew is majestic

>>71731607
1. allow the goal, keep the match going in extra time until another goal is scored
2. stop the game until someone puts the shinpad on
3. yellow card for all three players, retake the free kick (unless the captain was at the correct distance, in which case >>71731708)

>>71731703
loving every laugh

>>71731724
1. no goal, tell the keeper to get a new shirt, red card him for taking off his shirt
2. defender gets a red card for dangerous play//serious foul play/violent conduct, indirect free kick given
3. unless the papers were signed by a judge in a court of law, yellow card him for disrupting the game. if they are so signed, substitute both players

>>71731846
1. red card for behaviour liable to cause serious injury
2. abandon the match due to concerns of match-fixing, report the player to the football association
3. corner

>>71732034
1. second yellow, upgraded to red for refusing to heed the referee's instructions to stop fucking running away
2. yellow card to the striker for simulation, give the defender a stern talking to
3. why the fuck would I award the goal based on my watch buzzing, i'd consult with the other officials to determine what they saw. no goal if they didn't see it, if they saw the player hand ball it, yellow card him

>>71732067
>the intent of the law
the intent of the law is to keep the sponsors well visible on the shirt when a player is celebrating a goal.

>>71731607
1.Goal
2. No evidence that it comes from a player. Allow play to continue then stop at the next stop in play and find out whom it belongs to
3. Play continues, no head injury and no broken rules.

>>71732140
L I T E R A L L Y wants to make the game all about him

Are you Jon Moss

>>71733520
Congratulations, you've just been fired as a ref

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>>71731625
>3. Foul or yellow to the kick taker

You want to give a player a yellow card for taking a freekick?

>>71731607
1. Goal counts.
2. Blow whistle and stop the corner.
3. Card (yellow) the kicker for deliberately trying to injure players.

>>71731724
Honestly, I don't believe you could get a restraining order on another player like that.

>>71731607

my mistake, its a goal
kick it off the field and resume play
play on, Im assuming you can antagonize the kicker enough to make him kick so its a valid play

>>71731724

>no goal, keeper has to get a new shirt. Maybe nail in the hook so it doesnt happen again
>red card the defender, award the goal
>check its validity, and if its real, order the substitution

>yellow card the captain. Euros for some reason fully accept time wasting so I cant card the player for lying there
>yellow card and tell him it was still a better penalty shot than he's usually taken
>corner

>>71732034

sent off
yellow card both of them
consult with other officials, if they couldnt see it match the scorer's hand to the ball and see if it matches

>>71732015
>underrated

>>71731607
1 - Allow the goal
2 - Stop the game
3 - Yellow to the kicker

>>71731724

1 - No goal, indirect free kick to the team of the striker
2 - Goal, red card to the defender
3 - Let the game go on, write about in in my report

>>71731782
Kick Neville in the balls while he's on the ground

>>71731846
1 - Red card against the blue captain, add a minute of stoppage time
2 - Let the game go on, thank him
3 - Check with the assistant

>>71732034
1 - Yellow card. Specify the context in my report
2 - Free kick to the yellow team, yellow card to both of them
3 - Check with the assistant

>>71731924
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>>71731846
3. If the ball doesn't go over the line it can't be a corner. debate me faggots

>>71748120
the picture shows the ball goes over the sideline and the goal line in equal measure

otherwise how could it have knocked over the corner flag

>>71731607

1. Goal
2. Stop the game, retake the corner
3. Second yellow for the captain

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>>71732015
kek'd

1. Scratch my ass in confusion as I wasn't actually following the play

2.Blow the whistle and scratch my ass as it is still quite itchy

3.Give the defender and all his teamates a red card, hastening the end of the game so I can get outta their and go to the doctors for my itchy butt