/bendes/lege

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning

Is this /bundes/?

>>71708299
no

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oh look, a /bendes/ thread

>>71698736
>>71698767
>>71698805

jesus christ denmark

why are you such a creep? also why don't you post it in bundes first?

>>71708317
last nite /bundes/ was deleted

>>71708319
i don't think the janitor would do that for FREE

>>71708312
who won?

>>71708357
The guy in the bright clothing

>>71708363
did they disturb your schlafi?

morning i guess

>>71708383
No I was still awake. Heard some commotion outside and first I thought it was probably just some boisterous teenagers, but I could quickly tell something more was going on, so i went to the window and saw them screaming at each other and then they started fighting.

>>71708388
Good morning

>>71708412
you are such a creep denmark

ugh

>>71708280
Man, you really are a fucking autist.

Probably just woke up as well.

>>71708412
I hope you yelled "ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude" to them

>>71708431
no

>>71708432
I did not

why have you renamed your general? I can never find it anymore

>>71708447
because a script autosages it for FREE when there is bundes in the name field

>>71708457
/bundes/ actually doesn't get autosaged anymore

>>71708447
it is renamed so you cant find it ehehe

>>71708417
hi

>>71708457
what happened, did Denmark give the janny blue balls or something?

https://cdn-e1.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/swek_2.mp4?token=1476957300_004a357d7585854f2f8241e17485c7162add8013

left foot best foot

>Reif isn't retiring, he's just moving to Teleclub
Well fuck.

>>71708468
BLOOTA
L
O
O
T
A

hello

>>71708597
see
>>71708417

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>>71708597
see >>71708604

>>71708472
>Teleclub
Never heard of it.

>>71708613
see
>>71708604

>>71708615
They're a Pay TV service here, that offer movies and sports and shit. Alongside getting Reif, they've announced they'll be broadcasting all PL games as of now, and live NHL games. They already do all Bundesliga matches and a good choice of CL matches.

>>71708657
Oh I see. Thanks for the info, now he's your problem.

>>71708649
cute

>>71708658
i love how denmark is the retarded kid

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looked for a video of an electrocardiophone and got this instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekgr4cv7SEA
rly meks u think

>Die türkische Nationalmannschaft empfängt am Donnerstagabend (20.45 Uhr) die Ukraine zum WM-Qualifikations-Spiel in der schweren Gruppe I. Trainer Fatih Terim setzt dabei nach zwei Jahren erstmals wieder auf Bayer Leverkusens Abwehrchef Ömer Toprak.
>[...] Nun aber das Comeback. „Ich wollte immer für mein Land spielen, gerade jetzt, wo es so schwierig ist, besonders.

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>British politics

>>71708649
;_;

>>71708927
i wonder what britain thinks about this

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>>71709018
Even c**ts don't deserve that. I'm slightly embarrassed too.

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>>71709095
>hiro cucked us so hard with captcha bullshit that we are obligated to solve only words now

Good morning

>>71709189
good morning

>>71709189
see >>71708633

>>71709189
Godmorgen

>>71708927
wew

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>>71708462
Really? Does this mean that we won?

>>71709144
Bullshit.

>select all store fronts

>>71709375
yes

>put /bundes/ on auto-autosage
>suddenly 4chan is almost bankrupt

So, let's say hypothetically I were to start following the Bundesliga. What team, hypothetically, would be most appropriate for an Australian to follow?

I am aware of the existence of Bayern, Schalke, and Dortmund.

Hypothetically, of course.

>>71709387
schalke

Idk. Mathew Leckie plays for Ingolstadt but they're shit and have that "plastic club" stigma.

>>71709387

Pick the Goats!

>>71709387

Ingolstadt

>>71709412
>>71709387

>>71709387
>watching wogball

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>>71709417
this

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>>71709417
what the fuck man

can someone redpill me on gladbach? they seem like a likable club

Hello my friends

>>71709451
He was just happy that he scored the goal for the second home win in the 2015 season. Goats aren't made of plastic you know.

>>71709458
they have been really good in the 70s but now are a club full of cucks that dwell on past glories

they prefer to play "antifußball". parking the bus all day and then go for fast counter attacks

>>71709462
*made of glass

>>71709462
thanks, I was a bit confused about the composition of goats, particularly mascot goats.

i ordered something that was sent via Deutsche Post

am i ever going to see it?

Thanks for the suggestions. I will make a decision between Schalke and Köln tomorrow morning after I have had some sleep. Good night, brothers.

>>71709468
I know they had great success in 70s. Didn't know they had this mentality, shame. I love their colours tho.

>>71709488
DHL and Deutsche post are pretty reliable in Germany. Don't know what their problem is with foreighn markets.

>>71709488
http://www.tv2.no/v/1013386/

can you watch this video, or is it blocked?

>>71709506
blocked

>>71709501
neat thanks

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>Liverpool-mannen som hater England - og elsker Tyskland
some liverpool men hate england - or else germany

>>71709515
i see, what a shame.

>>71709539
yeah its a weird bloke that supports Germany for some strange reason.

>>71709539
The Liverpool man (maybe this is how they'd write Liverpudlian in Norwegian - it has that Norwegian childishness to it) who hates England - and loves Germany

>>71709551
okay, i thought it meant that 50% of male liverpudlians hate england the other 50% hate germany

Okay I'm leaving work in a few minutes to go out and have some fun.

>>71709567
don't forget to make them wear condoms

>>71709567
can i join you?

>>71709567
can i join you?

>>71709593
>>71709600
Of course

Goodbye

>tfw failing an exam
Not good tßh

>>71709670
was it a rectal exam?

>>71709670
i failed an exam too 2 days ago desu. felt bad man

especially because it was vocal, so embarrassing too. cheer up, world keeps turning etc

>>71709577

Why condoms when you take it in the S?

>>71709577
>>71709929
lewd...

i miss hans martin
i wish i could hold hans martin in my arms

>>71708283
Good morning Anon-sama~

>>71708313
Ding Dong

>>71708388
Good morning

>>71709375
Hello Kyouko

>>71710301
not kyouko :(

>>71708597
Hi

>>71709189
Gooord Moooooorn

>>71709461
Hello

>>71709643
Bye

>>71709387
Wormatia Worms

>lots of germans in this thread
>discussions about ass fucking
>sadly not surprised

What are the moment where you're ashamed of your people?

20:45 Austria ? - ? Wales
20:45 Italy ? - ? Spain

>>71710591
i'm not your people

>>71710604
1-1
1-1

>>71710624
Yes

>>71710591
>ashamed of your people
St. Pauli fan pls

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If money isn't an issue and you have to fly somewhere for one week next monday, what destination would you choose?

>>71710622

well maybe you have to go back then, Mahmoud.

>>71710654
Kiribati or Curacao or Monaco

>>71710591
I think it's some yin-yang-shit.
Germans are overly correct and bureaucratic in real life, so they compensate by...doing what they do here.

>>71710662
How does it feel to have a bought tripcode, goy?

>>71710688
elevated from the common rabble

>>71710654
Castrop-Rauxel

>>71710654

Is this salted butter really a thing? I only ate it like 3 or 4 times in my life.

>If money isn't an issue and you have to fly somewhere for one week next monday, what destination would you choose?

Antartica or maybe Mongolia. I'd love to have hundreds of kilometers space between me and the next human being.

But probably Antarctica because I wouldn't survive a week without /bundes/.

>>71710654
Tromsö of course

>>71710654
somewhere that didn't take more than 10 hours getting to

>>71710662
Thanks

>>71710703
Yes, never ate

>>71710703
Thanks

>>71710757
Very good point, thanks

>>71710728
Thanks

>>71710654
Kokomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZVzIfJlY4

>>71710860
the original vid is nice too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbqLCMVRU8o

>eatring Leberkäse and shitposting on /bundes/
w-who needs girls when you're living the life, r-right guys?

>not going to barbados
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaElH0EHjIs

>>71710860
Thanks

>>71710883
we are the only "girls" you need

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goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhTtFJ3LH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdUBd6Y8AUA

>>71710883
Right

>>71711070
Bye

My feet are cold

>>71711188
just like your love life is

Time for a foot bath

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Which joint is stronger?

>>71712040

Clearly the one on the left.

>>71712242
No

>>71712040
the one my smoking right now lmao xDDDDDDDDDDD

Hello I'm back.

>>71710989
for what?

oh the autosage!

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Bunkeranon is back

>>>/diy/1057403

>>71712947
Hi. For the input. Where have you been?

>on autosage again
rly fires up your synapses

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>>71712971
went out for a walk/met with a friend

>>71713010
Okay

>>71712971
>Bunkeranon
what's the backstory?

test

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>>71713055
Swedish guy with money buying bunkers in auctions for 30-300k us dollars and refurbishes them, posting progress on do it yourself.
Right now he's looking to buy three more bunkers, making the largest indoor x and y.

These bunkers are mostly being solt by governments. Ammo depots and such that are not being used anymore

no one cares

Night

>>71713347
I do

no one cares

>>71713843
I do

schlafi time

>>71713118
>>71713218
>>71713245
>>71713281
I know I'm a bit late but thanks for the info. Looks pretty nice.

>>71713444
>>71714617
>no animu sleep pics
....

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>>71714910

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>>71715072
"good night"

>>71713118
4chan can be really fascinating at times. Bookmarked the thread and going to read it tomorrow.

Always looking forward to exciting Die Mannschaft games and the high level of football insane 'creative' players like Özil, Querpass-Toni and Khedira produce.

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good night

>>71716249
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........