>tfw American football doesn't have hooliganism like

Just imagine how awesome an American football firm would be.

>Chicago Starters
>Hundreds of dudes decked out in Bears gear
>They rampage down S Lake Shore Drive savagely beating Packers fans along the way
>Nonstop fights in the crowd during the game
>Aaron Rodgers gets POUNDED by D batteries as he exits the field
>Cars get overturned on the way out of the stadium, and the rampage continues down Michigan Avenue
>Not even the Gucci store is safe

>>71655519
To many black fans here wouldn't be able to grasp the concept and would start shooting up the crowds.

>>71655638
>Aaron Rodgers gets POUNDED by D

>>71655663
But anon, he really, really likes women.

>>71655519
>Wanting hooliganism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_iH4XatU3E

>>71655519
>wanting people to chimpout
Keep that shit to kicksphere

You really want a bunch of niggers and white trash shooting up stadiums for "atmosphere"

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>>71655705
>HAYALP HAYALP
Everytime

>>71655519
That's because white North Americans have largely evolved beyond our base, barbarous European instincts.

>>71655705
This. It would be all mexicans and blacks in the US

>>71655705
kekekek howd that puss find someone to make a kid with

>>71655870
that's just his wife's son

>>71655891
I thought it was his wife's son's wife's son

>>71655638
>Crosstown Classic at Wrigley
>hooligan groups meet up in Wrigleyville on Clark Street
>Cubs firm approaches from the North
>Sox from the South
>slowly walking towards each other, throwing shit towards the other mass
>suddenly they both start sprinting at each other

>Cubby Bear Lounge finally gets burnt to the ground

>>71655638
>Philadelphia is the same

The blacks and beaners would turn every game into a shooting match. Can you imagine the gun fights in Atlanta or Oakland? Hell, everyone in Texas is packing a concealed handgun. It would be the Alamo every Sunday.

>>71655638
>>Not even the Gucci store is safe

Damn, really makes you think

>>71655663
top kek

>Bears vs Packers at Lambeau Field
>Bears fans drive through Wisconsin in a Mad Max style rampage
>They stop north of Milwaukee for cheese curds and a bathroom break
>They continue on to Lambeau
>They rename it LAMEbeau field
>Bitch ass Packers fans are literally bawling about the new name
>Bears fans beat 'em up as usual
>Da Bears lose 24-14

>http://stlouligans.com/archives/1289

This is why.

>>71655753
yes because as it is right now, the atmosphere in an NFL game is dead as fuck

'ooliganism is fucking shit. English soccer ""culture"" is shit. Their cricket fans are a much better example of how to be passionate about the team and have fun at the grounds without being giant fucking cunts about it.

>>71656443
Some of this stuff seems reasonable (Don't sit down, pay attention to the goddamn game) but some of it is pussy stuff

>>71655519
>Raiders
>Colorado Buffs
>any school in the SEC
>not hooligans

>>71655995
The problem is that the South Side hooligans would be carrying guns and knives.

>>71655519
Not enough in the game to generate it mate

Hooliganism was born because football is like a religion

You can't have such passion for products like coca-cola, grey's anatomy or handegg

>>71655995
>implying North End Cubs fans could stand toe to toe with Sox fans from the South End

>>71657577
>France
>Claiming to have passion

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>>71656095

underrated comment

>>71655638
Would any of them work their way onto the team? I'd think so.

>>71660533
Paris, Marseille or Saint-Étienne are great clubs with great ultras.

>>71655519

Better for you.

>>71656095
genuinely would follow american sports if that were to happen

>fighting over which teams have your favorite black men on them
>>71660681
seems like something france and the US would be great at

>>71656095
>concealed

>>71655643
This.

And the Raiders crowds are probably as close as we'll get to NFL hoologanism. I feel like every year I hear about somebody beating the shit out of another fan at a Raiders game

>>71660695

this. the main event would be betting on whether mexican rebels or the union would win.

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>>71655638
>>71655519

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>>71660803
it and full car combat nascar would be the GOAT sporting events

>>71655519
American football is literally a sport designed for casual bandwagonning faggots

>>71655519
There aren't american firms because the american dream provides hope to the working class that one day their lives may not consist solely of meaningless servitude. Or that things like family or respect for authority and your fellow man matter. They don't have these principles in bongland, so their hoi polloi beat each other to provide some shred of purpose to their dull existence.

>>71660798
Texans

>>71655519
What a weird looking face you have.

>>71655905
Just stop posting you unfunnyfag.

>>71656979
Cringed

>>71655705
>tfw that kid probably got a face full of tits after the nog pushes that woman over
t-thanks for the h-help dad