>game centered around players faking being pussies >get

I mean, atleast you spent some time on this bait. And I don't even like soccer.

or should I say why is soccer even considered a sport?

>Yuropoors talk about advertisements but spend 80 minutes watching pointless passing and standing around

>>71650414
You made a thread on Canadian level.
Congratulations.

>>71650531
KEK

>>71650482
>>71650536
Not even bait, friend. Maybe you would like to explain why I'm wrong? I'm not btw

>>71650622
>most widely viewed sport on CRT tvs
>corrupt socialist organization

>>71650531
FLY EMIRATES

>having ads bigger than your logo
>having ads on jerseys at all

>>71650414
>>most widely viewed sport on CRT tvs
now this is a good post

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>>71650648
k

1. pic related
2. http://www.espnfc.us/blog/fifa/243/post/2830672/fifa-admits-to-world-cup-hosting-bribes

>>71650414
Someone typed this and thought to himself "This is the type of thread I want to make"

>>71650414
>It's a soccer fags passively aggressively insult "that flag" without actually addressing the shittiness of their sport

>>71650414
SHART ------------> MART

>>71650735
>it's a burger makes an absolute abhorrent pointless thread and doesn't even realize it episode

>>71650747
>flag
DESIGNATED

>>71650788
>pointless
You're right the thread is about soccer, a pointless sport

>>71650795
saved to my american banter folder

>>71650825
feels good

>>71650414
GO DOOOOPIN MENTAL!

>>71650817
> tfw even a thread about life would still be pointless

>>71650722
25,000 soviet rubles have been deposited into your FIFA® Account. Have a nice day

>>71650714
Do you know why soccer is so popular around the world? It's not how fun the game is, it's because it's so cheap to play it, poorfag Yuros and Africans can play it. All you need is a ball, while other sports require more equipment and time.

>>71651458
So you admit the sport is popular because it's literally only slightly better than being bored.

LOL it really is the worst sport in the world.

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>touchback
>commercial
>1 and 10
>run up the middle
>10 yard penalty
>holding
>1 and 20
>run up the middle
>gain of two
>running back injured
>commercial
>2nd and 18
>QB says fuck it and chucks up a bullshit throw
>defender slightly breathes on Reciever
>Pass Interference
>60 yard gain
> THEY ARE NOW IN THE SNICKERS RED ZONE PRESENTED BY SPRINT
> AND MAKE SURE TO WATCH AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF TWO BROKE SLUTS ONLY ON NBC
> QB throws fade to the endzone
> Reciever barely gets foot in
>The play is under review
>commercial
>AFTER REVIEW THE RULING ON THE FIELD IS REVERSED
>Coach gets in fight with officials
>commercial
>15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct
>Kick field goal
>commercial
>kickoff
>touchback
>commercial
>do it all over again

I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me guys

>>71651869
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is a beautiful post

>>71651869
Good post.
Needs about ninety nine more commercials

>>71651458
This is true. Even games like rugby need special fields to play on. It's why soccer was the only English sport to spread to the degree it did. Cricket and rugby only expanded into British colonies.

>>71650707
congratulations on purchasing a 4chan pass mate!

>>71650747
SHITTING

>>71650687
>ad takes up a portion of the shirt, which in turn takes up an even smaller portion of the screen
>meanwhile in US sports ad takes up literally the whole screen, as well as audio, and sometimes even the commentators advertise

>>71653339
we used to play rugby on our school's blaze pitch

>>71650414
>Why is soccer the worst sport in history?
It's actually not- hockey (ice and otherwise) is exactly the same, but with a bunch of cheap gimmicks and without the widespread appeal

>>71654007
Thanks for sharing.

>>71654132
Ice hockey is much, much better because it involves people beating the shit out of each other on ice. If you think this isn't thrilling viewing then you should neck yourself.

>>71653972
>being a walking advertisement

Cuck

>>71654199
yw bb

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>>71651869
>there is people in the world who actually find this "sport" entertaining

>>71654233
>people skating around in a metric fuckton of protective gear run into each other and get into occasional scuffles
Fucking riveting. There are sports that really do involve athletes beating the shit out of each other, skip the bullshit and go watch them.

>>71655695
It's got just the right amount of violence. Shit like boxing and MMA is too much, soccer is too little.

>>71650414
You're so obsessed about our football that you made a thread hating about it. You're like a repressed homosexual.

>>71651869
Fuck off texas

>>71653972
U dont deserve that flag

>>71651869
rekt

handegg fags btfo and on eternal suicide watch (presented by Verizon)

>>71655695
You know how I can tell you're fat?

Jealous he cant skate for more than 50 yards in one direction without getting winded. Go grab some corn chils and watch handegg you goof.

>>71653972
>watching Spurs-City on an American stream yesterday
>clock occasionally switches to a Land Rover ad
>And the Lexus extra time is 2 minutes
Shit was weird. And then the ads at halftime were for the oddest shit.

>>71653339
Yeah, cricket spread to India and Pakistan because it was so expensive to play!

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>>71651869
will americlaps ever recover? their won fucking lone star state blowing them the fuck out

>the """""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""" of handegg

webm related

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>>71651869

best post

>>71660051
Throw in commercials and the actual playing time is about 4 or 5%

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>>71651869

>the state of US after this post

mestizios on suicide watch

>>71660038
Do you even know where your own colonies were, m8?

>>71660049

there's a flag there, dude; it was illegal

>>71650414
>socialist
>implying the draft and salary caps in the USA aren't socialist

Get out of here commie