Just the four 3pm games today due to Yurop ruining everything:
>Hull City v Chelsea
>Sunderland v West Bromwich Albion
>Watford v AFC Bournemouth
>West Ham United v Middlesbrough
EFL is welcome as always.
Hull 1-1 Chelsea
Sunderland 0-0 West Brom
Watford 2-0 Bournemouth
West Ham 2-3 Middlesbrough
>>71592822
Hull, WBA, Bournemouth and Boro wins pls.
Thanks.
>ABLs
>these games
PROPAH FOOTBOWH
The sweatiest, dirtiest, luckiest and most undeserved wins are the best ones
Really rustles the jimmies of the autistic ABLs
>Team to face Hull City: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Alonso, Cahill (c), David Luiz, Kante, Matic, Moses, Willian, Hazard, Diego Costa. #CFC
>Ivanovic dropped
nice
Would like to see Cahill, Matic, Willian and Hazard all dropped too but nobody to replace them with
>>71592940
it wasnt undeserved or lucky. liverpool dominated the game.
>>71592959
not the first half desu
>>71592959
But they won with a late penalty, to an ABL that's all that counts
Could be the most blatant foul of all time, still refball in their eyes
>>71592940
>Liverpool have a good game
>Get a good result
>Liverpool fans still shit on about opposition fans
Obsessed.
>Missing 2 penalties
>Losing the game 2-1
>The state of Fulham
>>71593049
Stay mad
>>71593078
I'm not mad. I'm calling you morons out.
Now go back to those half dozen shitposting threads you've made.
>Apologise
>ABLS BTFO
>DIS YEER IZARE YEER
>>71593135
>being mad that a team you don't support beat a team you don't support, in an irrelevant match 7 games into the season
Does Soccer Saturday ever get an acestream?
I hate having to watch the weak banter provided by final score or that shitey bt sport knockoff.
>Schwarzenegger at the Bayern game
>It's a "David Luiz should be in midfield" episode
Fed up of these.
Is there a worse set of 3pm fixtures than today's selection? Truly abysmal sounding games.
>CUNTE
>LELSEA
how long until he gets fired?
>>71593286
yeah this is 'super' sunday levels of shit
Which 3pm KO are you watching, /epl/?
>West Ham v Boro
Met a weird latvian girl on a dating app. We've been talking for a few days and shes told me she wants to massage me and listen to rock and roll and chill. Put her off yesterday night by saying I had picked up another shift at work but she's expecting me tonight.
Even says shes bought a dress.
She sounds like a lonely immigrant who's just moved over here and works nights at a warehouse.
As a kiss less 23 yo virgin I'm scared lads. I need to lose my virginity and get some practice in because im a reasonably good looking guy with a big dick and have potential but i Don't think I have the courage to walk out the door. Feel like I've led her on... what do?
>>71593338
Just go and meet her you goof
What a miserable set of fixtures
There should be 5 3pm kickoffs minimum
Post yfw West Ham lose again
>>71593338
kill yourself
>>71593338
Do it you tit. Bang her.
Also post pics.
>>71593338
>fucking a slav
not only is she mental, but her latvian druglord boyfriend is gonna find out and have you killed. hes 6'3 with a skinhead and called vladirostov
I like the camera angle at the Rotherham stadium
>The city of West Ham
>>71592822
Rotherham v Newcastle is the game to watch desu
>blunderland
>5 minutes gone
>0 goals
Games gone lads
Köln is playing as solid as Rehden
>>71593338
>listen to rock and roll
2/10 would not bang
>>71593454
>>71593443
what are you doing? no one scored. shut the fuck up.
>>71593377
Watching that game as I'm hoping for their freefall to continue. I want to see riots in the stands.
>>71593465
If you were watching the game you'd know
>>71593436
I like that it's called the New York stadium.
>>71593465
Don't you tell me what to do.
>Villa
>Cresswell injured
>Masuaku injured
>Byram injured
Wow
> They have to bring a golf cart on to take a player off on a strecther
West Ham are a comedy club
hHa
>MORECAMBE
>>71593421
I bought something on gumtree from a Latvian couple round the corner from me the day after Brexit, they were moving back in a hurry. They had piles of Nazi magazines in the kitchen.
>Mooy playing as a 10
I hope this finally shuts those fucking Australians up.
Any of you got an acestream for the Wham Middlesborough game?
>>71593494
cresswell is meant to be back soon
>villa
>Stokes first win of the season will be against United
it's written in the stars
Brb buying some bleach and paracetamol
>10 minutes in
>1 goal in the entire football league and PL
"Best leagues in the world" they said
>we're going straight back up
>it's a rebuilding year
>>71593531
416005a60f4f62ff5a0b5643f825d938698999d3
Kimmich 2bh lads
>>71593559
tbf most villa fans are idiots
Source: Im a villa fan
>>71593547
Who will you replace your CL winning manager with?
>>71593547
surely that hack RDM to be sacked after this
>david louise
>>71593569
Wrong game but thanks anyway lad
*watches game mysteriously from a rooftop, half of my face obscured by shadows*
so... this is the power of the EPL...
>>71593588
Some Chinese footballing genius with a hilarious name like Hu Ji Dong
>>71593590
His tactics are almost as bad as Sherwoods
Playing Adomah as a wing-back should be sackable in itself
West Ham lucky as fuck this is still 0-0
>>71593590
He's just waiting for his order of Team Gelâ„¢ to arrive desu.
>de gay
>Villa have won 1 (ONE) of their last 10 league games
>>71593531
dd6c951b6af34913828bf9b4cd0413e3c2fef44d
>>71593603
Here try this http://www.streamhd dot eu/football/west-ham-united-vs-middlesbrough-live-stream-966.php
>James 'don't get stroppy when I spit on this poppy' McClean getting booed
>top left
>>71593652
The scoreboard says Hull vs Chelsea....but it's showing Newcastle vs Rotherham
A lot of semen slurping so far today
>>71593667
>Sunderland will always be a poortherner shithole with a shit football team
based
>>71593687
7cfb4c12ae96eabc79c350d53d88e71d8797b6d9
>Villel
>di matteo
Payet has played extremely well so far but "fans" will say he is invisible because he didn't dribble past 3 players or score a goal
Seriously
Feghouli is the only other player who can actually play offensively apart from Payet
Put him on this right wing
Wow
Payet is on fire today
They should pass the ball to him as many times as they can
Tore is awful, what the fuck was Bilic thinking with this lad
tired of this Payet semen slurping poster tbqh famalams
>>71593703
Starting to think this guy might actually be Payet's dad.
SEMEN
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
yawn
Does this French autist suck Payet's sweaty nutsack at halftime?
>>71593731
>Premier League
>is actually not premier at all
I like payetfag desu
especially when he shits on west ham and says payet should leave them
>>71593755
just trying to force a shitty gimmick really
>>71593731
>>71593732
>>71593749
okay lad calm it pls
>>71593729
>>71593720
>>71593755
Starting to think you should get off 4chan if you're just here to call out people's posts like retards
>>71593749
Good old Villa, you can always rely on them.
>>71593775
But 4chan is so addictive and funny.
Who's in your fantasy team lads? Firmino and Lukaku here.
Tempted to go back to watching the Ryder cup
>its another shite saturday sat at home alone episode
I like Chelsea getting dominated by Hull desu, it's pretty funny
>>71593821
>always take liverpool players because they seem good value
>always dissappoint
>this year take none because im not falling for the meme any longer
>theyre goating it up
fuck i think i released the curse on them
>>71593821
Benteke is my value pick, nobody else noteworthy.
>>71593833
>this team lost to arsenal and liverpool 5-1 each
>all these 0-0s
italian managers were a mistake
>>71593821
got fer on the bench ffs
>30 minutes
>0 goal
>>71593841
The problem is guessing who will score for them. Fucking Milner is their leading scorer atm.
>120 minutes
>zero goals
wew
A GOAL LADS
A FUCKIN GOAL
youu reds
michelle owen :3
>gomes
>>71593821
got Firmino, Lukaku and Benteke. felling pretty smug atm
>67% posession
>1 shot
Literally an ultra-shit Man United
>moyes
blunderland are down
FLOODGATES OPENED
Can Watford still comeback like Liver?
>moyes
>MOYES
>O
>Y
>E
>S
>>71593877
id take milner desu hes a defender who is guarenteed assists, and he takes all the pens. probably the only defender in the league on pens
>moyes
>Moyes
>moyes
>>71593975
he's down as a midfield mate
>moyes
Funderland are getting absolutely BTFO
Pulis is going to win this 5-0
bookmark this
>It's >Moyes time
>aston villa
>Villa
W
E
W
>YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH THE VILLA
Wilshere a GOAT desu
Chadli too
>>71593975
I got surprised when I saw him being 3rd on the UEFA Barometer
I guess he's really good if you say so
West Ham is playing better than last week
Wow
Payet gets fouled all the time
Bring on the yellow card ref
I hope Töre scores and makes the haters shut up
People forget he just came from the Turkish league and needs to adapt
>>71593338
Are you fucking gay?
ATSSUUUUUUUUUUU
Has moyes lost his special touch
NEWCASTLE GOAT
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
>Villa
pulis for england lads?
Newcastle fans are going to really really enjoy the next 3 or 4 years.
Blunderland are absolutely rotten to the core and have a 0/10 squad that will literally struggle in the championship next season, just like villa.
Did Villa really spend 50 million in the summer.
Noble almost scored but he hit the bar
>>71594074
>losing to west brom at home
He's definitely still got his special touch lad
>cunte
Someone better tell Villa that you need 55-60 points to be assured safety.
Peterborough got relegated on 52 points before.
Remember when West Brom fans thought they were better than Tony P
>>71594099
Spent 55m in the summer transfer window
P10 W1 D7 L2
Currently 2-0 down at Preston
>>71594098
I'm a bit scared that the FA is going to throw millions at Benitez
>>71594161
mancini is the latest meme candidate.
>>71594161
Doubt he needs the money that badly.
Still can't decide whether or not I like Chadli
>>71594100
we should hit the bar and talk about Payet
>Bayern
>>71594161
>n-no we want an English manager
GUYS
GUYS
>moyes
>>71594191
Carlo's league winning abilities are so shit he's actually gonna struggle to win Bayernwinslol.
>>71594098
They've had their fun laughing at >us for a few years now
I'm just glad they employed a true meme manager to finally take them down
>>71594193
they should rehire him for the lels
That was a 6/10 performance from West Ham
Not much possession but a decent number of good occasions
As usual, no goal but hopefully someone will score soon
The only player who played badly so far is Töre
He doesn't have enough presence and doesn't do much offensively though he showed he was able to link up well with teammates in tight spaces
He stills needs time to adapt to the PL
Payet is the only one on the pitch who can shoot well
I think Bilic will probably get Feghouli and Fletcher on the pitch in the second half
One of those three players should definitely be able to score before FT
Just don't forget not to concede first
>>71594184
Not sure what's the point of your post lad
What are Chelsea's chances of winning the league?
>>71594336
45%
>>71594336
0
It's Pep City's year
>>71594336
Higher than 2015-2016's Leicester
>>71594217
Eh, there's still 18 minutes to go and it would be the first draw of the season. But if Dortmund wins today they'll be close again.
>newcastle will be coming back to the premier league
please no, why couldn't they fuck off forever
>>71594098
You focus on enjoying this year with fun games like Huddersfield away.
Only Newcastle fans could be smug about being in the championship.
>>71594378
neverkusen are gonna take a dump on dortmund desu
(Dead)
>>71594395
>tfw straight swapping Blunderland for based Newcastle
>>71594399
I'm a part-time semi-sunderland fan mate
>>71594496
as someone who lives there these cunts arent based
literally liverpool levels of delusion but without the history to back it up
>>71594404
>lelverkusen
>taking a dump on anyone but themselves
It's going to be DortmundWinsLOL
>>71594399
Thanks, we will
Enjoy relegation with >moyes friendo
>Sloppy Ham
>eddie meme
>west ham
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
> WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM > WET SPAM
It's over
>the state of final score
>WET SHAM
YES YES YES
What happened to Cardiff? Why are they relegation fodder now?
thank fuck leverkusen v dortmund is on at 17:30
>10 premier league matches
>0 of them could have been team time saturday
righhht
Cursed stadium
>robbie savage getting btfo by everyone on bt sport score
When Bilic is sacked who are they going to get for the relegation escape?
>European nights here will be magical
FUCK, WILSHERE HIT POST AGAIN
>payet guy on sui watch
>bilic on JUST watch
>>71594598
Big Sam
>steal stadium from taxpayers
>imagine how glorious european nights will be
>lose qualifier to literally who team from literally where
>get relegated
>>71594598
Big Sam
>>71594587
I think Friday night games replace teatime Saturday matches.
>>71594598
big s*m
>>715945987
BIG SAM
>>71594598
bung sim
ah he's finally resorted to the meme formation
>wet spam
>>71594598
bog sim his relegaton savor
>>71594634
wtf is Kante doing?
Just started pissing it down with hail stones lads, won't be long before it reaches 'The London Stadium'
anyone got a pic of the lolympic stadium today?
wanna see how many empty seats it has
>POOPSEA
>Wet Spam Way
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Karanka actually starting Rhodes
Apologise
Lads why isn't there a late kick off
It's a west ham are shit and payet bails them out episode again episode
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PAYET
GOAL OF THE YEAR
Payet just made Boro look like mugs
oh god here comes payetfag
>CUNTE
>>71594598
Magath
HUDDERSFIELD
PAJEET PAJEET PAJEET
Pretty much confirms Payet will be sold in January
fuck you hull
Hull pls
Wow, wow, wow! Did I say wow? That's an unbelievable goal from Payet and it's a stunning response from West Ham. He picks up on the touchline and cuts inside past one man into the box and has nothing else on so keep going beyond a second, third, fourth and fifth before slotting the ball back across goal from right to left beyond the keeper. to make it 1-1. Sensational from the Frenchman.
>villa
fucking lmao
> Hull
What is the point in this team? What is their purpose?
>>71594700
Just stop calling out people lad
>>71594729
Anyone who hasn't seen the goal should to be honest
Even by Payet's standards that was amazing
Payet goal, courtesy of reddit
https://my.mixtape.moe/pmnmem.mp4
https://twitter.com/BUSQXETS/status/782238776038924288
Payet deserves better than this shithousery around him
>been playing fifa
>check the scores
>chelsea still drawing, west ham behind again
>fucking kek i'll join the thread on spee
>both teams score
no fun allowed i'm fucking cursed
>Derby score the same number of goals in two games under Powell as they did in eight games under Pearson
Really makes you think.
>>71593703
>>71594697
>>71594796
can you speak a bit more clearly please, it's hard to understand what you're saying with your mouth full of dimitri's penis
>>71594823
>the state of that boro defence
>twatford
>>71594823
This website never works for me, it says it can't provide a secure connection or accept my login certificate???
Hull pls
>>71594861
what browser are you using?
>>71594852
they were amazing last season, just a great goal tbqh
SUCCESS
>dull city
>>71594879
Chrome
>>71594883
That match is going off the rails.
FUCK OFF COYLE U USELESS CUNT
>>71594847
You seem to be very edgy lad
I guess seeing someone getting praised reminds you that people don't give you enough attention
Here's a lovely (you)
>>71594896
weird, it works fine for me on chrome
pls stop huddersfield
Relegation could be a relief tbf
>Villa
> Forest
2nd West Ham goal soon
It's time for the West Ham Way's revival
>forest
>>71594907
you're extremely annoying tbf
Payet is good but stop please deepthroating him
>>71594925
Sunderland have been terminal for years
this may be a good thing
phoenix from the ashes etc
does goal line tech work when the keeper's smothering the ball?
>Nottingham Woods
> Go from winning to losing in 2 minuites
> forest
kys
>Jason Roberts has an MBE
>>71594965
This. At the very least it might be a year without a relegation battle.
...R-right?
>>71594965
Or they'll end up in League One with Villa.
might filter french flag tbqh
>>71594965
>saying someone made an awesome goal is annoying and "deepthroating him"
dude
I hope you won't also forbid me from cheering for West Ham
>>71594925
It'll be fine if you go down as long as you get a decent manager
OUZY
This man is a self-made billionaire and owns a football club, what's your excuse??
HAHAHAHA WILSHIT
JACK WILPOST
>>71595046
I'm not a ruthless and heartless enough of a bastard to make billions
>England's Great White Hope Jack Wilshere
>>71593338
I'm pretty sure this is a euro meme, but post pics if true
England's best midfielder la
>WHEELCHAIR
>zazazzzz
It's great to see West Ham attacking again and again
They aren't scoring but I don't care, they are still playing ten times better than during the previous matches
>>71595101
If he's fit he starts la
i resent having to watch football being played at this shitty stadium
for that reason i hope west ham are relegated and never return
>>71594925
>get relegated
>dump all the dead wood and high earners you can
>amend shitty transfer policy, don't keep buying literal whos from around the world and hoping they'll be ok
>actually have goals long term that aren't "don't get relegated"
May as well plan for relegation now, and even accept a couple of years in the championship if that's what it takes to fix the club
>>71595158
same
WONDERLAND
APOLOGIZE
Never doubted Moyes
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
I think rotherham are gonna score lads
if >moyes blows this point in the last minute he has to go IMMEDIATELY
>>71595256
They probably will knowing Newcastle
>>71595256
4-3 incoming
>>71595158
with you on that
scummy fans, scummy owners, scummy club
Billic is kill
>>71595290
Spanish Waiter has got 3 CBs on the pitch now, parking the bus against rotherham with a 1-0 lead
>inb4 7 minutes added time
>>71595320
what went wrong?
>>71595332
West Ham look like shit. They're only drawing because Boro are no good either.
>>71595347
and also beacuse Pajeet scored a blooter
How does PVA score so often?
>>71595360
not a blooter
>>71595328
>No goals
>1 injury to note
>5 added mins
>Mike Dean has given seven bookings in a match which a good ref would have given one.
What a joke of an official
is this human
>Derby
> Derby
RIP in piss
>they unironically doubted Conte
lads, i need to get from bath to stansted airport without spending a ransom
train? car hire? kill myself?
West Ham fans booing again
>>71595386
Isn't she that runner?
>>71595380
Dunno where the fuck that came from, payback for wednesday maybe
Fuck it, job done
Thank you based waiter
>2 points from 7 games
kek
YES BLADES
>>71595364
to make up for the fact that he can't defend for shit
>Moyes
>VILLA
HAHAHAHA
Too bad that ended up being a draw
Need Bilic to start players like Feghouli and Fletcher who can strike on target then West Ham might by a large margin next time
>Portsmouth
Sausage roll man in?
>>71595519
1 2 3
>>71595513
s-shut up
>>71595519
>english "women"
>>71595508
Tore is an utter abortion of a footballer and should never disgrace a pitch again.
>>71595557
YOU'RE NEVER GETTING PROMOTED
>>71595519
lol i was going to cap that too
Jade Goody on the right
>>71595569
been the reality for the past 5 years, doesnt get any easier
>>71595519
Me on the right.
Please check my repeating digits above
really really wish UTV was still here
>>71595612
they're over here bruv
>>71595676
>>71595688
das it mane
>>71595646
This is karma for that cunt shitting up threads on here for so long.
Probably eloped with his stalker.
>no evening kick off
>four games on a sunday instead
this is bullshit
>No late kick off
How is this allowed
>>71595949
>>71595975
Leverkusen - Dortmund, lads.
>>71595949
>>71595975
because yurop
there's wolves-norwich if you're desperate
>>71596037
> german "football"
>>71596037
I'll give it a go but don't rly like the Bayernsliga
>>71596121
>>71596178
Better than nothing, innit.
>>71596204
Championship is better 2bh famalam
>this norwich kit
>Not watching Dagenham-Tranmere
>>71596267
Is based, yes.
>>71593028
Honestly, lads, I've got no ill will towards Liverpool (Man City fan here, so always enjoyed scourers insulting Utd fans) but your ever-increasing paranoia, and just how precious all of you seem to be, is not a good look
Or to put it another way - have you ever stopped to ask yourself why there's such an ABL sensibility?
It's because you deserve it.