Toronto Blue jays vs the Baltimore Orioles (EWWWW STINKY DOGSHITS)

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getting it in nice and early, good show

jays

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>>71548694
couldnt risk a stinky dogshit making the thread

Looks like the two wild card spots will be jays and tigers since tigers get free wins from the injuns farm and jays will against the red sux farm but that probably wont matter since theyre most likely sweeping the EWWW STINKY DOGSHITS

>>71548670
This thread is rude. I like our bird bros

>>71549030
dont like your rivals again bandwagoner scum

open roof :0

out 1/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

>>71549061
:0

out 2/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

halp us lefs

>>71549074
:0

out 3/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

>>71549089
:0

sup guys

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>tfw my father loves me

Are the Orioles getting sweeped this series?

>>71549108
read the OP

jfc davis

this orioles stinky dogshit defense is stinking like dogshit rn LOL

Fumbles

>>71549133
>.217 average
>can't grab such an easy ball
Why is he a starter anyway?

zeke the meme magic spark

sign this man 150mil

does tillman like going behind in the count before throwing strikes

>>71549133
>>71549148
Why is Davis a starter again?

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>>71549148
AHAHHAHAHAH AGAIN AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAH AGAIN

AGAIN

>baltimore defense

EWWWWWWWW STINKY DOGSHIT

>>71549148
he's being paid too much to sit and gets walked a lot....that's about it

>>71549158
he prefers to throw balls to first before getting to work

>>71549182
ewwwwwwww stinky dogshit!

>le solo strikeout man

where are you fucking bandwagoners

>>71549204
Can someone go through all jays regular season games this past year and record and subsequently create a video montage/webm of bautista shaking his head after striking out? thanks

>>71549221
these threads are going to be 100x the moosefucker flags in 5 games

@71549189
this 'meme' has worn thin my friend

>>71549224
too lazy tbqh

>that qt in black with the popcorn

also the roof is closing, dingers incoming

>>71549243
>implying it was ever fun to begin with

out 4/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

>>71549262
:0

out 5/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

canadians have the worst memes

>>71549281
:0

out 6/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

>>71549298
:0

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>>71549287

how many errors do the EWWWW STINKY DOGSHITs commit this inning?

call me bunghole licker

what ya drinking lads?

gin & lime La Croix for me right now

Is that Tulo's 3rd 2B in a row?

>throwing a low ball

This thread is a trainwreck

2
LO

CLAP CLAP

>>71549372
beer, because its baseball

anything else with baseball is faggotry

>m-muh stats
>m-muh shifts

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>>71549380
Sup. Orioles desu.
>Trumbo the HR god literally struck out swinging

>>71549380
>trainwreck

like yo mommas pussy

Will Chris fumbles sale do anything tonight

>>71549380
It goes downhill from here somehow

>>71549395
Hello huefriend. I see we picking up from where we left off last night eh. Both the meta ITT and the Os right now.

>>71549401
Uncalled for m8. And I was gonna share a rare meme

>>71549412
Which Chris do you mean? Tillman or Davis?

>>71549426
Trainwreck pussy means she's desirable

Seriously though are the stinky dogshits literally the worst team in baseball? this is fucking, sad, embarrassing and pathetic

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>>71549426
I'm getting tired of the shitposting. Atleast at the NBA gamethreads people are creative on bantz and off-topic.

By the way, goat away unis.

>>71549429
Whoops I mean davis

>>71549444
uh no

sac flys and bunts lets do this boys

>Groins

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>making good contact and getting sac flies with RISP instead of swinging as hard as possible for dingers and striking out

i-is this allowed? Are we going to get punished for this by the league?

EWWWWW

>>71549457
Lots of men have fucked her. By default it means she's desirable.

>>71549456
We'd assume so
Seems like usual Tillman on the mound.
Still pissed at Davis for last week. The error that broke the camel's back.

STINKY

out 7/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

>>71549491
:0

blue jays going to get 1st place

i could literally strike out pillar, not even kidding

out 8/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

>>71549480
He's pretty fumbles tonight. Fumbles is a good nickname

>>71549511
:0

out 9/27 of Francisco liriano's perfect game

>>71549524
:0

>>71549524
:P

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we gonna do this boys i feel it

>>71549539
Jinxed it

>Kids can't even play air guitar right. The next generation is domed

>>71549556
I blame Guitar Hero.

>>71549539
Jinxed it

kek nice sustained tag

Can't deke the zeke

Gotta go fast

>>71549551
>>71549566
:(

what the fuck carerra coulda fucking got that run if they didnt do that meme stealing shit

zeke reaching meme overload levels

>>71549592
wait delete your post you still have time

>>71549605
Nah fuck the blow gays

>>71549610
kys

>>71549613
u have autism

>Jays RISP
>Martin
ffs

>>71549633
No you do

>>71549633
Neck yourself cumslut

>>71549597
Wasn't he hitting over .300 for bautista's first DL trip? Absolute meme magic bench player.

1st hit yay

fuck my cumslut ass

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What will Jays fans do when Texas sweeps them in the alds?

Goodbye perfect game.

>>71549681
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>rags

omg that fucking faggot who jynxed everything kys

>>71549681
Laugh when you wake up from your dreams

>Liriano

cmon cmon

>>71549697
hahahahahahahha

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what would you guys do to my gf ?

>>71549718
Sex her

>>71549718
nose surgery

Ok, ok. Blue Jays. Blue Jays. Let's. Play. Ball.

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>>71549681
>rags

Inb4 GIDP

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>>71549731
details?
>>71549734
her nose is perfect

Is DP gay?

>>71549718
Try to get her off heroin.

>>71549737
This gets me hard.

>>71549749
>>71549718

holy fuck fuck off and talk to someone else about your personal life

fucking faggot with no friends kys

>>71549718
Make her have sex with my black best friend while I watch

>>71549749
She looks like a teenager so nvm

I developed autism just from viewing this thread

>>71549718
Tits or gtfo

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>>71549773
shes 22
>>71549772
oh
>>71549768
youre just jealous lol

>>71549776
She looks like she has been sexually abused by her father. That blank state is kinda hot.

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>go to xhamster
>check out categories
>see female choice category
>it's all interracial porn

>>71549675
No he was hitting over .300 before the DL trip. Then he stepped in full time and his avg tanked

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>>71549778
here
>>71549797
i feel you

is Liriano elite?

Fuck

>>71549812
Obviously

>>71549802
Try deleting your cookies

>>71549812
Should be a playoff starter with stroshow in the pen

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see davis that's how you walk away when you don't defend against a borderline pitch

fucking roid rager

Ace is such a dick, it wasn't even the servers fault

>>71549837
wait what happened

>>71549831
Agreed. Did you see his douchey tweet yesterday? What a cunt. And chew your gum less obnoxiously you overrated hack.

>even straya cunts shit on Poorioles

>>71549831
My dad said this

>>71549861
no we are watching baseball

>>71549865
your dad is a gay nigger from outer space

>>71549851
He gets room service and the guy brought chicken instead of steak so ace knocks it onto the floor

>>71549861
Yes pls

>the baltimore errorioles

>>71549883
Who is this?

>>71549883
>#avianlivesmatter

>>71549869
>>71549884
hm im gonna need a consensus right now its split 50/50

I'm not even posting anymore, why are you shitting this thread?

>>71549898
a guy in a blue jays bird costume in those shitty blue jays commercials

>>71549861
>p-please give me attention

Saunders is fucking terrible. Go back to AAA ya cocksucker.

>>71549904
do it fgt

>>71549898
It's the fucking commercial

>>71549917
he's an all-star shut up bandwagoner

>>71549898
>not knowing who Ace is
not sure if srs or trolling

hi lifelong bluejays fan here, who is Ace? is three strikeouts in an inning good?

>>71549936
who is this?

>>71549948
my gf the pics i ve been postng

>>71549936
Super cute butt 2bh

>>71549958
for the second day in a row..

>>71549934
Was. He's been pretty fucking terrible ever since.

Chicks dig the long ball

why do you give some loser who isn't even watching the game (You)s? he posted all these same pictures yesterday in another desperate grab for attention

>>71549988
Super cute cock 2bh

>>71549988
well fuck. still would

Goddamn our mediocre starters are fucking dominating these Orioles batters.

>>71550000
>mediocre

frisco is a three-time comeback player of the year

>>71549998
>>71549999
id milk her girlcock till her girljizz sprayed all over me and use it as lube to pound her boipucci

>>71549989
>2016
>watching boreball
get a load of this fag lol

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Clearly the only way to clean up these jaysthreads is with the power of (You)s. Only (You)s can bring civility back to this house. With enough (You)s donated we might even be able to win the 'eries!

So, I'm gonna need those (You)s now. Thanks in advance! You're helping make jaysthreads a better place.

>detoilet trailing to the injuns farm team

kek not gonna make it

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>>71550030
k

JD defense sux

>Sacks full for a Davis K

>>71550093
my sack was full before your mom K'd my dick

wewwwww

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who /already_played/_today/???

To: 71550030
Re: Your recent 4chan post
8:30pm
September 28, 2016

Kill yourself

Sincerely,
Anonymous

>Davis
HAHAHAHAH

Not many people in this thread watching this game huh

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EWWWWWWWW STINKY DOGSHITS

FUCKING EXPOSED

HAHAHAHAHAH

ENJOY MISSING THE POSTSEASON THANKS TO THE BIG BLUE JAYS COCK

KEK


GET SWEPT DOGSHITS

KEK


EWWWWWWWW STINKY DOGSHITS

FUCKING EXPOSED

HAHAHAHAHAH

ENJOY MISSING THE POSTSEASON THANKS TO THE BIG BLUE JAYS COCK

KEK


GET SWEPT DOGSHITS

KEK
EWWWWWWWW STINKY DOGSHITS

FUCKING EXPOSED

HAHAHAHAHAH

ENJOY MISSING THE POSTSEASON THANKS TO THE BIG BLUE JAYS COCK

KEK


GET SWEPT DOGSHITS

KEK

Maybe fumbles would do better without the cock in his mouth

Liriano is dialed in bruhs

Lol sit down Davis, ya sack of shit. Go cry moar to Buck.

francisKKKKKKKKKo liriano

EW

STINKY

DOGSHTS

If the 2 prospects turn into something. Will the liriano trade go down as the greatest trade in jays history?

Guys why is Goins in the MLB again?

BALTOMSNORE SNORIOLES CAUSE THEY'RE GETTING PUT TO SLEEP AHAHHAHA GET FUCKED

>>71550131
>pats hat

sox false flagger exposed

>Stinky dog shit
Seriously? This forced meme is still around? Milhouse will become a meme before your stupid fucking dog shit.

>>71550168
Gibby had a stroke when he tried to spell Barney on the lineup card

>>71550175
>>71550177
get fucked stinky dogshits


enjoy watching my team in the postseason again KEK

>>71550170
>>71550147
>>71550131
All of this samefagging

>>71550195
samefag

>>71550195
Just filter stinky desu

>>71550195
samefag

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>mfw just hanging out

with are Torontofags such... fags!!

>>71550211
>just hanging out of the WC

ftfy

>>71550211
Still mad about getting annexed?

>>71550211
because of jays sweeping the dogshits youmight actually have a wc spot pretty soon, youre welcome shittle

Nice snag Nolan

>>71550158
top kek based Martin with the framing, was that tobacco in Davis's mouth?

>>71550222
well fuck ;_;

maybe it's just Vancouverfags that I don't like, dunno
thoughts?

>Donaldson hurting in the hip

dammit

>>71550245
Defense the only thing we have

>>71550269
He's just being a drama queen

>>71550274
then why have you committed 6754678 errors in the last two games?

>>71550262
I personally hate vancouver though I'm pretty sure what fans we have left that weren't chased away by the faggot pessimists all hail from the GTA, only that kind of suburbia can create this inglorious autism, see australia, this is why our countries are the worst shitposters

>>71548670
>tulo shamelessly showing off

Tulo for style points

>>71550274
and the back end of the bullpen. Unfortunately neither of those things score runs

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>>71550290

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Liriano confirmed for elite

>>71549884
>>71549817
>>71549777
>>71549772
>>71549741
>>71549734
>>71549705
>>71549681
>>71549677
>>71549572
>>71549480
>>71549426
>>71549380
>>71549287
Kys cucks

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>>71550307

can you imagine if this shit team lost a game in which liriano went 6 innings of 0 run ball with 9 strikeouts?

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>>71550289
this is true, my beloved maple-hint-in-your-mustache friend

the worst of shitposter-nations by far

>>71550281
What else is new?

>>71550331
can you imagine a mountain of pure gold

just imagine it

damn

>>71550331
Yes I can

>>71550331
I don't need to imagine it. Its gonna happen tonight

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>>71550322
Delete this

>>71550339
yeah well fuck you and hongcouver especially

so pretty much either
a) Jays keep trying to win and if they're lucky, they can overtake Boston and fuck over Baltimore, but would end up having to face Detroit if they don't take AL East
or
b) throw these games and give their starters half duty, keeping Baltimore as the 2nd wildcard

what's the best option?

>>71550371
for you to jam a bag of dicks in your mouth lmao

>>71550371
well the odds of the first happening is 0.3%, and the jays only have a 96% of making the one of the WC so B) would be fucking stupid
kys idiot

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>>71550370
Indeed
fuck your self in the worst way imaginable, Torontofriend

>>71550359
Don't reply.

>>71550371
chances of jays winning the division are extremely thin, unlike your mother

how are we going to strand these runners lads?

K, popup, K imo

>>71550410
>>71550410
dp into your mothers holes

>>71550410
Saunders is up so the gidp is how it's done

>>71550262
Fuck Vancouver

lol i just realized tulowitszkiss jersey number is 2

get it

2- lo xDDDDd

>>71550436
me on the left

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>>71550384
sry my gf left me to go live in hongcouver and I hate all of beautiful cascadia now

>>71550444
Only 90s kids will understand this

>>71550436
im gonna need some sauce on this

>>71550410
TOP KEK its legitimately impressive at this point

hey orioles fans do u guys wanna cheer for each other no matter who wins the wild card could be fun little division camaraderie :)

BRAVO NOLAN

Undeniably Bautista is a great slugger but what the fuck, his judgment is really poor

>Jose
>quality baserunning
pick one

Good looks on Buck for putting Reimold in LF tonight

Tillman did well despite not having his best stuff

WOW what a catch!!! This outfielder is amazing!!!

The blue jays need to trade for him. We need him on our team!!

>>71550456
it's better in the southern part, but no teams unfortunately

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>>71550460

fuck reimold desu

>Bautista

LOL!

i called that double playy here
>>71550421

>>71550476
>tfw the wrong Jose died

Anyone give a shit about the world cup?

Lol that's our Jose, proving why we pay him top dollar and so desperately need him around.

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>>71550466
Tbh I pulled for you lads last year

>>71550489
it seems really, really nice. I loved hiking and just hills and mountains in general when I lived in europe, ontario is like ironed flat. too bad I'll never willingly go within a thousand miles of it

>>71550526
Nobody watches divakick

>>71550531
it's ironic cause Penguins just won stanley cup ;^)

>>71550531
FUCKING
SAVED

>that massive hole in Saunders' swing

>>71550535
I think he's referring to the icefight world cup

pro tip you don't need a specialist for michael daungerz

<Saunders

lol

>>71550566
THAT'S THE JOKE BUD

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Thoughts on my brother?

>>71550554
You must be new here

>>71550578
Wow fuck I'm stupid lololol

>>71550531
Tbh you are the only tolerable tripfag on /sp/

>>71550581
is his penis feminine?

>>71550581
Give me your brothers address right now, so I can destroy his boy pussy

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>>71550532
southern cascade is a great place if you into college football
Boise is really wonderful.. everything you could want within an hour drive, skiing, ,mountains and shit
jump of the twin falls bridge for fun, hunt some elk
fun shit

great place to retire, I imagine

2 run dinger coming right up to tie the game

>>71550581

bigger tits

>>71550631
It was quite small and cute when we were kids so it should be still

>>71550638
In North York. My parents abandoned him after he came out so he lives with me now and is super depressed

>>71550661
J A N E
S
T
E
E
L
E
S

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>>71550583
It hasn't made the rounds as much this year. I forget the artist for look-up info

>>71550605
Y-y-you t-too...

>>71550661
I'LL GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO BE DEPRESSED ABOUT.

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>tfw we are literally going to lose this game

>Cecil coming in

Watch us squander it

holy fuck id let that female cop patroling shove a baton up my butthole and degrade and humiliate me

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>>71550715

>brett cecshit to face a right hander in a high leverage situation

is gibby actually mentally ill?

Walkoff dinger coming up

>>71550722
Change sanchez to bagina or grilli

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>>71550736

>walkoff
>7th inning

Wow. I'm pissed, but nice throw tulo

>>71550696
>posting white supremacist frog
>2016
What the fuck is your problem?

h-he didn't blow it ;_;

is it finally his time, lads?

All those White South Africans ;_;

>>71550726
r u mentally ill

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>3 pitches in the middle of the zone
>can't hit any of them

>>71550645
Wrong stupid

i cant believe he got away with that shit, a fucking lefty thats shit against batters in general much less right handers to face back to back righties in a high leverage situation and he got away with that dumbass shit

fuck you baltimore now hes gonna pull that same shit in the WC game at some point and lose it for us

tulowitzki is better than josh donaldson in literally every way imaginable

>>71550772
He's not a viking though

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Bane?

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>>71550766

the jays might have the best bullpen in the entire al.. osuna, grilli, stroman (he'll go back there), cecil, and biagini. each of those pitchers would be the closer for boston/clevland/texas. we have a good team this year fellas

>>71550789
Not to mention, worst case Ontario, Gibby can turn to Barney and Goins who have proven to both have above average arms.

>>71550789
b8

>grilli
It's over, the Jays lost.

Is Grilli washed up?

>>71550767
Suck a leprous cock pessimist shitscrotum

>>71550833
one day there will be an investigation and it will turn out gibby was intentionally tanking games, there is no other sensible explanation for some of his decisions

>>71550833
Dubs confirm

>>71550848
are you retarded you fucking idiot, how was that a good call? Just because he got away with it? He put in a fucking left hander giving up almost .300 avg to righties this year to face back to back right handers with RISP

how is that a good decision? Fuck i hate this piece of shit fanbase

>>71550871
What else was he supposed to do?

AU STON MATH EWS

>>71550879
>>71550848

refer to

>>71550788

seriously they went away last time we stopped paying attention to their whining

>>71550894
He's going to be a flop

>>71550879
biagini?
grilli? despite being shit he has the platoon advantage

DA LOIN

>that lady cop

>>71550903
Biagini is unavailable
If grilli pitches the 7th who the fuck pitches the 8th?

Stop speaking because you clearly don't have a clue whats going on.

>>71550901
he'll be the best player in the league by like the 35 game mark

>>71550901
This. Maybe the laffs will actually get a good 1st overall pick next year

>that happy look back by gibby
>based cecil nearly in tears

that was beautiful

Grilli blows it

>>71550950
but if he doesnt he will be so pumped

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>>71550937

did buck just say memechado is the oreos shortstop

Lol of course it's a Trumbomb

Grilli is going to lose this season for you, guys.

>griLLi

Thanks Gibby

>>71550871
Grilli is a superstar. Clearly you know what you are talking about lmao fucking retard gtfo

TRUMBO

just

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>>71550963
;_;

aw fuck come on grillmaster

Hahaha holy fuck

>>71550963
>dat happy cecil
>tfw grilled cheese has lost its flavor and will lose this game

;_; its not fucking fair

WHO THE FUCK took all the propane put of the grilli?

optimists on suicide watch

Grilli is always so sweaty and sad

Would rather have a ded Benoit than meme Grilli