/WCOH/ Final Game 1 Canada v Europe

Man fuck a 3 game series ruins the entire tournament.

>>71531723
t. reddit

>>71531723
sup reddit

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The great one has sided with the Europoors

let's fucking go yurop

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Why even bother watching?

Canada is going to win anyways.

7-1.

The 1 goal is form obvious refpuck to keep Team Europe in the game early in the 1st period.

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>>71531752
GLHF

EZ GAME EZ LIFE

Also My team beat those faggot flamers

It is written, as the Great One has spoken.

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don't respond. kipbitch is trying to take kpop from me

don't fucking fight with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taNZuKT2pSI&feature=youtu.be

hello where do I >rags

>>71531765
I'm convinced she has the perfect body

plz avenge us kopitar

Time for 2 consecutive blowouts. Who's hyped?

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>>71531797
she's like doger, she has extremely short legs and t-rex arms

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>>71531817
WHY IS THERE AN ASIAN?

>>71531817
thanks for the oc tripfag

What time does it start at?

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>>71531806
>2

What's the point?

Bettjew tried to make it 3 games so he can get extra shekels because of the potential Canada vs. USA match-up.

Now that USA choked 0-3 and scored 0 (ZERO) goals, why not scrap the 3-game format?

What a waste of time.

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>>71531797

>>71531834
8:00 est i'll let you do the conversion

>>71531831
I assume it's her bf or something.

He films her and goes to dance competitions with her (she sucks but she wins due to MUH DIVERSITY) and travels to Korea with her. You don't see him often but you can hear him talking while holding the camera.

>>71531817
>>71531765
dont get webms on my phone, is this that asmr koreaboo chick?

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stop responding to kipbitch she's a loose slag fucking newfag trying to steal an anon thing

>>71531817
Yeah and so did my ex-gf who broke my heart and I guess that's the type I go for now. I'm not sure I'll ever get over her.

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>TFW there are more Oilers on Europe than Canada

Don't care, go canada, beat those Oil fags.

>>71531850
When did Conan get glasses?

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>>71531865
nobody cares about phoneposters

>>71531865
Get a proper phone faggot

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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE FURPUCK ON ESPN?
WHY WOULD THEY AIR THIS SHIT?

>>71531863
So, 7 mins?

>>71531912
Iphonefag

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>>71531865
OH MY GOD KOOL FONE

I have never watched a hockey game. Which team should I root for?

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>>71531873
hang in there

>>71531923
canadia

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>>71531917


Edmonton CBC stream. Better coverage anyways.

https://www.youtube com/watch?v=JUZIIFEGQK0&feature=youtu.be

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>canadians will have to be satisfied with this tourney win as the only 1st place finish until the next WCoH
sorry senpai
bettjew won't let the leaf go to the olympics

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>>71531865
>>71531912
le reddit pone fosters

>>71531936
that shit doesnt work

>>71531936
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WATCH IT
I WANT IT OFF OF ESPN

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>>71531923

The nice guys who you share a continent with, duh.

https://www.youtube com/watch?v=JUZIIFEGQK0&feature=youtu.be

>>71531942
>posts chinks
>implies i would even read the post

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>>71531950
stop being underage?

Does CBC even have a Chinese stream of hockey games?

I've been watching the Hindu streams of games for a while now even though I don't speak the language.

>>71531950


You realize that you have to fill in the link.

I swear... american education nowadays.......

>>71531923
Fuck off spic nigger were full

>>71531923
support >us

>>71531967
Go to literally any Chinese restaurant and have them translate it for you

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>>71531962
yeah i know reddit doesn't read shit you just post on emotion

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kipnewbitch you fucking trained these faggots well they worship you all this time later

fucking cucks

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Time to shine

>>71531923
europe.

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>>71531874

>>71532032
I don't, #fuckthenucks

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>>71531995
>implying they even have the words for "puck" or "icing" or "forecheck"

I wonder what the Hindus even call that shit.

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Go Europe

>>71531923
For now, support your fellow North American bros. Once NHL starts, I guess you can cheer for the Leafs since their best player is Mexican.

>>71532045
Bill Murray doesn't look good nowadays after getting pushed out the Ghostbusters HQ.

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>>71532054

Do they do any anthems for Europe?

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BLITZ EM
L
I
T
Z

E
M

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>>71532045
Dude, you just made my fucking day. Thanks finnbro.

>>71532054
i guess even zombies cant resist the bbc

>>71532094
Yeah the Islamic call to prayer

>mounties not marching in lockstep
ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTING

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>>71532099
Based Cherry

>>71532109

Chuckling hard

LEGGO CANADA. FUCK YES

>>71532092
Imagine watching a game and they have to say all that shit instead of "puck". No wonder it always sound like the Hindu commentators are speaking at x5 the speed at which a normal person speaks.

the trophy looks like a fucking car part

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What
The
Fuck

>all those boos for Chara

get rekt scrubs

>>71532119
The CBC show is in Punjabi

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Fucking Toronnah fans are insufferable, lol. This is coming from a western canadian who is glad we rarely play them.

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>>71532130
>car parts

>>71532168
lol you live in winnepeg

>that cheer for Price

disgusting

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>even their coach is an ex Oiler

>whatisthisicanteven.png

tazer is handsome, no homo

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>>71532109
Says who? The Frenchmen with arab blood?

>>71532119

aside from that: In german, there are no good words for icing and forecheck either. Forecheck used to be called Angriffsdruck (offensive pressure) but forecheck is in use now. Same for icing. I remember it to be called "unerlaubter Weitschuss" (disallowed long shot literally), but that's just unpractical so they just resort to the english terms. not sure how other languages handle this though
.

>>71532220
Stay mad baddie

>>71531967
all of the punjabis speak urdu

chinese are pretty evenly split with cantonese and mandarin in vancouver

indians like hockey, just sports more in general
if lions tickets were more expensive, chinese would go to those games instead

>make sure you don't let anyone see you throw the banner into the trash on the way out

>>71532212
he looks like a dead-eyed angry muppet.

p-please go easy on us big maple leafs

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>just woke up
>made it in time for banners

aww yee

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>>71532236
>disallowed long shot

damn, you germans are so direct and literal

>>71532220
Nah I'm pure Anglo masterrace. How can continentals compete?

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>>71532252
why would you do that
just go and lie on the internet

>>71532245
Not one of those fucks tossed a cheeky wink at the camera. Disappointed.

>>71532245
thornton wont shave until he wins the cup
he'll probably set the record for longest beard

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>>71532253
Fuck the union jack, we want our country back

>thy sons
What a fucking shitlord

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>>71532119
imagine being a lonely tripfag that only gets responded to because they've been here so long. imagine when an anon has been here longer and this delusional fuck doesn't respond

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>tfw you have to take a shit right before puck drop

>>71532279
>paddy
ummm queen liz says it's not your country sweetie x

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>>71531714
>Leave Price to me
What did he mean by this?

Canada national anthem sounds like modern Christian youth group praise rock

>Daily reminder 2014 Olympic Gold Medalists*

>>71532298
Up the RA, moved to canada when i was 5 tho

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Wish this game was on later. Not like (most) Euros would stay up late to watch this game anyways.

>>71532285
Now now mate. Don't use such crude language while talking about a fellow countryman or else I'll have to tell on ya!

>>71532307
I would be tired of hearing it too if I was you
>ZERO WINS

AHHH

Nice start, leafs

>>71532319
no one cares

Fucking hell.

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>>71532307
You really wanna judge ours when yours sounds like Evangelical bullshit?

>It's a ''Canada can't stay out of the penalty box'' episode

Fucking reruns

>this offense
getting wet already

OH

this might be good after all

Go not Canada

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>>71532278
>go into the corner with Jumbo
>pin him on the boards
>he turns his head to look for an outlet
>that sweaty, greasy monstrosity rubs against your mouth and nose

how embarrassed will canada be when they get swept?

>turn off TV because the intros are boring and annoying
>turn it back on
>canada is already getting refpucked

oy vey, a three game series is more exciting!

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>canada in the first 20 seconds
please let this be a close game

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>no rare banners for USA

>>71532371
>mad at meme magic

>>71532370
Ill be happy I want this tournament to fail

Fucking hell, this PP seems like finnish PP. Meaning pathetic

>>71532370

>a butthurt american with 0 wins appears

>colour me surprised

>>71532370
Not as embarassing as
ZERO WINS

>>71532313
>moves from a country no longer under the crown
>to a country under the crown

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>Bettman already trying to force a 3rd game

TOO BAD

WE SCORE ANYWAYS

WE DEM BOYZ

WE DEM BOYS

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SCAAAAAAR

Welp, games over. See you for the real season.

>>71532382
Would it change anything at this point? Canadians would watch the next game even if they go down 0-1 in the series.

>>71532373
nah

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it's ogre

Team Canada uniforms are just beautiful

The blowout begins

sccccaaarrrrr

This is not going to be close

WE DEM BOYZ

can they just end it now?

>>71532407
>>71532408
Magic

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okay i think we can safely go ahead and GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>europe

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W----we....we dem boyz?

>europe

wtf I hate team europe now

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Oh well, it's over, good luck for the true season.

OGRE
G
R
E

shit

knew it was too good to be true

>turn tv on
>marchand scores

>>71532420
Hey, can you give me like a 50% discount?

It sucks when casuals think it's not Crosby who's setting up those fucking easy goals.

>Dat fucking chip

Fuck off Arnold Palmer

Fucking hell, we have to watch this torture for two, ->TWO<- GAMES, it will be painful

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>1 shot

>1 goal

LMFAO Eurofags and anyone supporting them

>faggot using chopsticks to eat behind the bench
Just use a fork, you fucking faggot

This is now a Canada only thread.

>>71532476

Sums up anyone in toronto. Bunch of retards

I love the new camera shit. They gonna do it this year in NHL?

HOL UP HOL UP

WE DEM BOYS

>>71532482
it always was

>>71532504
i hope so, refcam is sweet

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Are there even any Finns/Swedes/Americans on the team? Why are you guys here?

>>71532504
The refcam is fucking glorious, I hope they do.

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Why a continent can't beat a country ?

>>71532522
Dubs makes it so

>>71532504
I don't think it's confirmed yet but it is great enough that they should

>>71532519
Why are you here still?

dem glorious roof goals

>>71532504
Toronto and Vancouver already do. It's up to each team iirc.

>>71532525
canada isn't a constinent and we are winning you fucking idiot!

>>71532504
Maybe if they don't make it so shakey and actually have it in 1080p.

Really kills the immersion when you go from crispy, clear camera angles to sudden crappy quality shakey cams.

>>71532543
weak bait

>>71532519
if there is someone else than Finland in charge of winning Canada, we will cheer for them.

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>>71532279
>that pic
Fucking disgusting

Fuck off, Kippers. Refcam is glorious, dubs have already made it so.

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>>71532537
Because retards like you keep feeding it (You)s

halak's pads are actually pretty cool

>and it's a no goal

WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THIS

>>71532561
>not cheering for the good guys

>>71532561
>in charge of winning canada

>winning canada

Are you yakupov?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F36YNCae9yg

KEK europoors getting absolutely destroyed. Never stood a chance to our BCC (Big Canadian Cock)

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>>71532561
Why do Finns and Amerisharts hate Canada so much?

;__;

>>71532573
>canada
>good guys
pick one

>>71532576
That interview is so good.

>>71532537
because you're new and probably post on /int/ /pol/ and /tv/ and think youre ebic

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>0 canucks stan lees
>literally ever
why is kippers here after all this time
is it just to suffer?

>>71532543
Have a (You)

okay shitty commercial checklist time
>5th season
>tim's hockey cards
>that one where they sing part of the national anthem off key and out of tune, i don't even know what they're trying to sell

Why am I even watching this victory lap?

>>71532550
No prob to have that cam in fucking 4K.

Why don't Europe get a goon out there and put Crosby out of his misery? Play like Canada do.Get a nice head injury out there.

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>>71532592
Hes a treasure in Edmonton

His english has improved a lot.

>>71532519
Is this movie any good? I have it on my list but I hate Gyllenhaal so I'm hesitant to watch it

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The fuck is this? Why is Europe one team but Canada isn't? Globalist's can't stop spreading propaganda?

>>71532613
Because the Avs/Wild game has no stream :(

>>71532537
>how to spot a newfag
>they reply to kippers

>>71532609
>>tim's hockey cards

I don't mind this one because MacKinnon is autistic enough to make it work

>>71532596
He's literally been tripping for over 5 years and the only one from old /hoc/ who hasn't moved on with their life.

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>>71532629
more like gloablists can't stop getting exposed
>europe as a union is weaker than canada as a country

>>71532609
oh you think that's good you should see the commercial where there is this woman or something just sitting on her coach and her house is burning like a forest fire behind her,
minor league hockey commercials are so fucking good

>>71532629
>Why is Europe one team but Canada isn't?

Canada is actually North America
No Mexicans or Americans were good enough to make it

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>>71532613
Because you're a cuck.

>haven't won a game against Canada since 1986
>build a team that can "beat" Canada
>instead gets embarrassed 76-0
>still watch Canada win anyways

>>71532620
I loved it, but you probably wouldn't. You should watch it with your girlfriend if you have one. I watched every Jake "The Snake" Gyllenhaal movie.

A country with the population of California is better than America and the world as a whole. Let that sink in.

1 like = prayer

1 share = an amen

>>71532640
and you respond because you're new

>>71532667
i wish this was Mexico vs Canada.

>>71532662
oh or that one where they advertise minivans that you can drive while staring at your backseat like an idiot and it will stop on a dime if a little kid runs into the street

i can't imagine the sort of idiot a product like that appeals to

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>>71532667
>mfw I envision one lone Mexican somewhere down there, watching the world cup and celebrating Team NA's wins

fuck the green screen boards

>>71532653
I'm actually surprised that team Europe doesn't wear EU colors or play the EU anthem as their national

>>71532591
Good guys always win, buddy

>>71532700
Matthews probably still has family there, 1 is an underestimate

>>71532653
That's pretty pathetic

>>71532667
Why isn't it called north America then?

How do i get the filter to work in the native extension?

Is tonight the night Stamkos finally scores?

>>71532695
Mexicans are probably just as dirty as Canadians.

>>71532703
It's better than the shitty ass fucking superimposed ads the Canucks have on their fucking glass.

It's so fucking shitty and jarring when the camera moves and the ads follow along.

I hope we get rid of that shit this season. But corporate Jews will probably find new ways to advertise more by cramming shit elsewhere.

>>71532711
This just the prologue where bad guy is being shown as a great threat, buddy.

>>71532609
>that one where they sing part of the national anthem off key and out of tune, i don't even know what they're trying to sell

globalism

>>71532711
He's just that one salty Finn that hates Canada for some reason, don't even bother.

>>71532738
nope

>>71532725
>implying they didn't all cross the border already except for fatty little Juan.

>>71532736
Tick the box that comes together with the filter.

>>71532738
never ever

>>71532736
ask reddit or your school principal

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>>71532739
Yes, those butthurt Norwegians are still upset about being irrelevant

>>71532738
Who

>>71532706
yeah especially with gary "filthy kike" bettman calling the shots

>>71532700
>>71532725
weren't muzzin and kopitar playing? they probably brought in a ton of beaner fans

>canucks watch corrie
always gets me

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WE DEM BOYS

>>71532700
It's more than I thought,

>>71532784
Lol, we are still part of the monarchy, sadly.

CBC = BBC

LMAO

BROKEN LEG MAN FINNA SCORE

ANOTHER ONE

YUROP

ALLAHU AKHBAR

HE DID IT
HE FUCKING DID IT
THE FUCKING MADMAN

>>71532697
they have a commercial like that where this dumb fucking girl is singing her lungs out and nearly kills herself but gets saved by that autostop system. Then afterwords she has that look that says "really makes you think".
russian commercials are pretty crazy too from what i remember

>>71532754
BTFO
T
F
O

>finally

WE THOSE LADZ.

>>71532738
STAMREADER

>Chara

Why doesn't he just retire?

THE CURSE IS OVER

STAMSCORE

FINALLY

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>the city of chara

WE DEM BOOIIIS
>STAMBUST FINALLY SCORES

>>71532738
OOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

P U B L I X

>>71532748
He just still buthurt because we beat his country this year

>stamkos
>scores
ummmmm

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Americans in awe of the Stamkos goal

KEK

Yeah, I'm going back to preseason hockey.

>Goodluck not canada

Real Team Europe
>Ovechkin-Malkin-Kuznetsov
>Kopitar-Hossa-Eriksson
>Plekanec-Tarasenko-Steen
>Sedin-Backstrom-Sedin
>Karlsson-Josi
>Chara-Hedman
>Ekman-Larsson-Kulikov
>Bobrovsky, Rinne, Halak

would this team beat Canada?

We are so nice we even let fucking stamclot score

I know europe probably won't win but please don't get BTFO too hard

>le old big man

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>your face when you're a Canadian and you are the best hockey nation in the whole wide world

>my face when

TORONTO BTFO
>WE DIDN'T WANT HIM ANYWAY

>>71532796
>180 female Mexican hockey players
Colour me fucking impressed.

>>71532830

Maybe im a blots fan nigger

>>71532843
>Rinne

>it's another the bad guys win, even though the good guys seem to be playing better -episode

>>71532858
Do they play with sombreros in Mexico?

lmao why are Americans posting in this thread
>ZERO WINS

>>71532864
was gonna put Padquist, but figured Rinne, even though he was shit this tournament, was less memey

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>mfw I realize I'm cheering for the same team as kippers

>>71532843
Not even close

>chara
>plekanec
>steen
>sedins
>kulikov
>rinne

Why did you put these shitters in? "representation" LMAO SJWs IN CHARGE OF SPORTS

>>71532870
Good guys always win you butthurt mongol

>>71532900
Kippers is a Nuck fan, shes irrelevant

>>71532873
>some people unironically think Trump won the debate

Really creates some synapses in my brain

>>71532797
>sadly
nuff o that paddy

(also corrie isn't bbc x)

>>71532889
Rinne is just generally not good anymore. Too many injuries.

>>71532900
you probably also have sex with the same black guys too

>>71532879

Maybe we enjoy hockey.

The us puts together a shit team and i cant watch hockey?

>>71532907
Because he will kick the Mexicans out

>people mad at Canada

this is literally all we have

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>>71532870
You still butthurt because we beat your country ?

>>71532911
b-because there's like 100 players to pick from ;_;

>>71532873
WHAT

>>71532797
>we are still part of the monarchy
What the fuck are you talking about? You mean the Commonwealth?

>sadly
Yeah fuck off, Pierre.

reminder canada is boring as fuck and didn't make fun lines like putting stammer with crosby because that shitty tundra is boring as fuck

>>71532922
Go fix your teeth from your muslim dentist, you limey chav

>>71532931
Did it lose all its games in the World Cup of Hockey?

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>>71532936
How do you kick 150 million people out?

>>71532932
No this is a Canada only thread

>>71532843
>malkin
>plekanec
>steen
>chara
>EKL
>rinne

>>71532951
No, that poop was actually worth something.

>>71532950
rude

(we're 10% whiter than you btw x)

>>71532917
so she's canada since 1993? that's kind of the point

The bantz in this thread are so much better than devils/flyers or oilers/devils

>>71532972
>irish
>scots
>welsh

>white

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>>71532907
couldn't be shoped now. could it?

>>71532959
Point a gun at them and tell them to get on the bus, then drive then out.

The Russia game was better than this shit

>>71532858
It's probably just a way to beat the heat
maybe the cartels don't go to the rinks

>>71532870
>good ol ontaria boys
>bad guys

>>71532877
probably use skates to cut heads off

>>71532949
Crosby can not seem to form chemistry with certain players. Not that you would understand the intricacies of this game, you smelly beaner

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>>71532873
>he has computer...lester and certainly cyber is one of them

Trump is a JUST candidate

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>zero wins
>three losses

>>71532976
bye

>>71532974

>implying that if the Canadian players in the league only played on canadian teams the US would be fucked

Congratulations to Steven Stamkos for finally scoring into an open net.

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>>71532986
I think it's real.

You can only post in this thread if your country has more than one win or is the home country of pulju

>>71532999
well he specifically said during training camp that him and stammers would be an amazing pair together and that he always plays with bergeron since juniors so he wanted that to be a line BUT

not like canada knows anything about anything

>>71532993
Because Russia put up a fight. They wanted to win. Europe just flukes it's way here. No offense/defense worth shit. Halak is a hack

>>71532959
>150 million

More like 11 mil

>>71533029
Now THIS is autism.

>turn on the game
>its already 0-2
fuck this

>>71533040
We know not to go 0-3

>>71532976
And Trump did what Trump does: ramble on about irrelevant stuff and be as vague as possible about his ''plan''. The dude even bragged about avoiding to pay taxes. I mean Hillary was no saint either, but at least she kept her composure and even brought the bantz.

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>>71533032
no, you can only post in this thread if >your team has won a stanley cup while you were alive

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>>71532927
kek'd

who would win a legit team North America vs team Europe?

>>71533040
babcock was just mad he didn't go to the leafs, so he's punishing him by putting him out there with getzlaf

Fucking Chara you prick let Sekera carry the puck

I hate these Lieb Schrieber commercials. If you're going to use his voice, make more HBO 24/7's, not 30 second clips.

>>71533029
>2016
>Support a Jew
Trump > Shillery Clinton

>>71533064
>by canadians

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>>71533032
>mfw Pulju somehow landed on >my team

>>71533040
Apparently you don't understand this game enough. Crosby literally carries players into making the team because not everyone can think the game like him.
ovechkin lite will never be able to think the game like crosby
>0-3
Now fuck off sunbelt

>>71533056
Is it true that The Simpsons is banned in Brazil?

Edmonton commercials are weird, man.

>>71532959
ask the australians.

>>71533069
we'll find out in 2 years when bettman makes it happen
if it's actually team canada + kane, and they don't force diversity na would win
but they'll put a bunch of american shitters on to make it close

>>71532873
>we need to get tough on cyber warfare
>(after I finish encouraging Russian and its hired hackers to attack my opponent and her party)