GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVE

Kept you waiting there, too long my love
All that time, without a word

He let it slip

He wanted the England job more than Gerrard wanted a title.

>>71524341
Leaving with a 100% win record though.

>100% win rate
Is he the GOAT England manager?

>england will not long be managed by bog sam without getting to experience a full blown failure under him in a tournament

why god

I still don't quite understand what he did wrong

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH NICE BREXIT

NOW YOU'RE FOOTBALL NATIONAL TEAM IS FUCKED AGAIN

(Minimum 2nd place World Cup 2020 TOPKEK)

Good fucking luck shitbrits

>>71524437
>made fun of his predecessor's speech impediment
>told undercover reporters how to subvert FA rules on player ownership
>agreed an "ambassadorial" role with some shady firm that would have seen him earn £400,000 when his only income is supposed to be from the England job

>>71524437

t. NEET or minimum wage retard who has never had a job with real responsibility

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER

SOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT SHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE

TIME TO TAKE IT TOO FAR NOW
MICHAEL DOUGLAS OUT THE CAR NOW

L O L
O
L

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>mfw

And I thought we'd have to endure it for at least two years.

pls no steve bruce

Arrivederci Alliderci!!!

haha, reports that he offered his resignation. hahahah. How many p did that cost the fa?

GET MOYES IN

Well we can kiss the world cup away now

>he's gone
Kek

>>71524437
Imagine you work in an office that deals with implementing environmental regulations
And your new head of sales got caught advising people who to get around this regulations
And he slagged off a lot of the current staff and took the michael out of the previous head of sales' disability

Be gone in a heartbeat
>>71524438
>thinks England becoming a bigger meme team will weaken them

>>71524438
Hahahah bit rich coming from Sweden. We fucking came below Ireland in the euros

Should have been fired when he played Rooney in his first game.

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>mfw we lose Pards over this

Who would be the most meme-tastic replacement?

>>71524709
Who gives a fuck? We don't expect to do well.

feel bad for him desu

why does the english media endlessly sabotage the national team? if there was no sting, there'd be no trouble. fuckin' entrapment.

>>71524743
McClaren
It'll also probably be McClaren

>gunners
Wenger out
>brexit
Wenger in

Thoughts?

>>71524756
Nice flag m8.
He'd probably have been caught out with something sooner or later anyway. Bloke's as bent as a nine bob note

>>71524756
What do tax havens know about football?

>>71524438

tubby sam as manager or not, the team will still be the same, the formation wil be the same, the tactics will be the same, the end product will be the same

>top qualifying
>go out in group stages

>>71524756
If someone is willing to take a barely disguised fake bribe I want them fired now not in two years when they take a real one

>>71524756

gotta sell papers
nothing else of note happening

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>>71524437
Suprisingly teaching Chinese business men how to fuck over the FA for profit is not acceptable behaviour from the England manager

>>71524756

He's shit. He was good at Bolton that's it, Telegraph saved the world cup

He's actually been fired according to the BBC the absolute madman

>>71524899

Yeah Mirror reporting he's gone to be confirmed tonight

>>71524522
>>made fun of his predecessor's speech impediment
are you joking? the media referred to him as "Woy" affectionately for his entire reign and yet when they expose Allardyce for calling him in during what was meant to be a private conversation we're supposed to take it as bullying? fuck off

>>71524876
Kek.

>entrapment seemingly legal in the uk now

>>71524899
Yeah. We know. That's why we're taking the piss. Slow cunt

rip bog sim

Lol England are fucking embarrassing

Feels good having Coleman lads!

>>71524438
Abdul pls

>>71524934
>investigative journalism is entrapment

Get yourself a dictionary, honey

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JUST

what a fucking shambles

>>71524966
Yeah, Seamus Coleman is gonna win you the world cup from right back. Fucking paddies man.

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England was playing much better with him, what the hell

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>>71524276
FAREWELL, NO WORDS TO SAY
BESIDE A CROSS ON YOUR GRAVE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HE WOULD HAVE EARNED 3M A YEAR

WHAT A FUCKING MONKEY

HE IS FINISHED

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>The Just One

>>71524995
Good bants Nigel

All we need now is a manager who is willing to drop Rooney.

>>71524975
there's nothing to suggest he does this on the regular; him and his agent jumped at the opportunity to make an easy buck from a pretend business group. Literally the definition of entrapment

Fun fact: Allardyce has now managed more games by the Soccer Aid team than he has the England team

>southgate takes temporary charge

welp

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>Big Sam gone
>already rumours of Pearson replacing him now he's been booted from Derby

STICKY MODS PLEASE

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The local carvery is going to need to stock up.

>>71524996
>one game
>won after a deflected lallana goal in the last minute

>>71525053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

Can't wait to see what they dig up on Pardew when he gets the job

I-I-I'VE GOT BAD INTENTIONS
I INTEND TO
KNOW YOU DOWN
THESE STONES I THROW OH THESE FRENCH KISSES
ARE THE ONLY
WAY I'VE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOUND

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>JUST get appointed England Manager because your predecessor couldn't beat Iceland
>Manage ONE match
>Get exposed in a sting operation, while potentially BTFO out of potentially any of your potential replacements

And here I thought English Football couldn't fall any harder. J U S T F U C K M Y S H I T U P B I G S A M

>>71524934
>journalists
>entrapment

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>>71525069
>no more dutch carvery posting

i was starting to enjoy it

Get Sven back.

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4 GAMES

Why would anyone want the job when the media does things like this?

Someone do a power rankings of potential England managers please.

>>71525215
What the fuck?

Alan Shearer

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>>71525039

why not give Glenn Hoddle another chance?

ALLERDYCE SECOND COMING TO WEST HAM TO SAVE THEM FROM RELEGATION FUCKNG CONFIRMED

>>71525225
>Southgate wins those 4 easy games
>FA says fuck it and gives him the job
>England qualify for WC
>Get BTFO harder than ever before
>Cycle starts again

>retired with a 100% win rate as England manager
TRULY THE GOAT

>Media asks for an English manager with passhun and heart
>We get one
>Stitch him up the first chance they get

>>71525280
Big Sam to West Ham
Billic to England
It's beautiful

Recap of Fat Sam's career:

Bolton - Finishes 6th and declares himself a wizard for using sports science.
Newcastle - Failure and hated for his horrid brand of football.
Blackburn - Mid table 35% win ratio. Sacked
West Ham - David Sullivan buys a million players hoping that throwing enough shit some will stick. Finishes 10th, immediately improved on by Bilic.
Sunderland - Saved from relegation by Defoe 29% win ratio
England - Picks the same team as Roy would of picked, scrapes a last minute 1-0 then says Rooney plays where he wants.

Can't wait for the next shit tier appointment from the FA.

>>71525039
Sam, it's over. You blew it

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>>71525225
>inb4 he wins a few games agaisnt le token easten european team, moldova , kazekbekiskasiscktan and gets the job full time

>>71525273
>law enforcement agent

Big Sam to mls

>>71525273
whoops; Should've read that better. So it is legal for journalists to "entrap" (even though it's technically not entrapment) people. Is that not a bit shady?

>the fa site has crashed because of this
top kek

>>71525246
Luis Suarez

>>71525225
>Another yes man

REEEEEEEEEE

>>71525225
just randomly got some nostalgia for them 2004 Sainsburys coin albums

DADDY NO

>>71525339
What a shit career

>>71525394
Its investigative journalism. They didn't decide to do it for the craic, they had reason to believe people in senior positions were doing shady things.
Most of the time I'd say these things go nowhere.

BLACK HOLE SUNNNNNNNNN

>>71524918
tbf when the Sun used "Woy" in a front page headline the FA made a statement basically saying they thought it was horrible

Should wait until Summer then appoint Wenger desu

>>71525394
>Is that not a bit shady?

>Journalists
>Having any sort of morals

>>71525504
I bet the Telegraph has wasted thousands buying Tony Pulis nice meals only to be left with no scoop

Will the last one out of they carvery please turn off the heat lamps.

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Tony Pulis when

It will be Glenn Hoddle short term until the right man is available

t. ITK here

>>71524750
what and england do? what planet are you from?

>>71525339
That Bolton team was good though. I watched them to support OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN Andranik Teymourian. Campo, Anelka, Okocha, Nolan, Oman & Finland in goal, that was a solid team

>>71525504
It was a dick move by the Telegraph but Bog Sim was quite clearly a fucking retard for going through with it

>>71525551
Haha, I hope so.

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IT'S TACTICS TIM TIME

1 0 0 %
W I N
R A T E

can't beat that, ever

>>71524737
lucky guys

A statement from Sam Allardyce:

"Further to recent events, The FA and I have mutually agreed to part company. It was a great honour for me to be appointed back in July and I am deeply disappointed at this outcome. This afternoon, I met with Greg Clarke and Martin Glenn and offered a sincere and wholehearted apology for my actions.

>Although it was made clear during the recorded conversations that any proposed arrangements would need The FA’s full approval, I recognise I made some comments which have caused embarrassment.

As part of today’s meeting, I was asked to clarify what I said and the context in which the conversations took place. I have co-operated fully in this regard. I also regret my comments with regard to other individuals."

>the greentext segment
Fucking kek what a moron.

>>71525504
But if you wanted, say, eddie howe to be england manager before big sam was appointed. You could use your pull at a newspaper to create this big scam and who wouldn't turn down almost half a million for effectively no work. And then big sam gets sacked for agreeing to do something which he can't/won't/might never do

Will he ever get a job at all after this?

Give me 3 reasons why Southgate shouldnt take over full-time

>>71525565
but they've already announced gareth southgate for the short term.

>>71525608
I guess so, I saw The Thick of It.

>>71525626
No chance.

He's killed his managerial career stone dead.

>>71525627
only 3?

>>71524438
>FOOTBALL NATIONAL TEAM

Who cares

>>71525626
Maybe in China

Journos in the UK are all middle class and most of them hate football, nothing in life satisfies them more than shitting all over it and the fans. This would never happen in any other country. It's like how our own newspaper brand all English football fans as violent hooligans even if they're being set upon by machete wielding turks.

>>71525626
blunderland after christmas and keep them up by a point

>>71525627
He's not ready
He's not good
He's your last chance at a future
Bring in a foreigner that's all you can do

>>71525608
Pretty stupid to d that just to get Howe in. Allardyce was only ever one tournament away from resigning anyway. His ego wouldn't allow him to carry on after a disastrous world cup

>>71525627

1. its gareth fucking southgate
2. no top level experience
3. its gareth fucking southgate

>>71525626
Prime Minister

England is an embarassement for football

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>"You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains,"

>"Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime.

>"I have nothing to hide about that. It is not only people with disabilities. What you sow, you have to reap."

Is it time to forgive and forget?

>>71525626
Almost nailed on to go back to Sunderland. Wouldn't be surprised to see Moyes sacked later in the week.

>>71525662

Bullshit

You think a Stoke or a Burnley wouldn't take him knowing he could keep them in the Premier League and all the dosh that means to the club?

>>71525755
i'd vote for him

>>71525723
Howe won't take it

It's time for Alan Shearer and Rio Ferdinand co-management

BUNGTON

More revelations to come this week from the Telegraph.

>>71525626

become a pundit for some third world broadcasting channel and run a brothel there.

probably thailand

>>71525796
At this point im just honeslty thinking fuck it why not

>>71525774
Can't believe he's allowed on tv now after sayong that, really hope he gets a stroke and becomes disabled

YOUR FACE WHEN THE ENGLAND JOB IS GOING TO BE GIVEN TO A MAN FROM THE CHAMPIONSHIP

>>71525627
1. He's not Alan Pardew
2. He's not Steve Bruce
3. He's not Tony Pulis

MY REFLECTION, DIRTY MIRROR

THERES NO CONNECTION, TO MYSELF

>>71525774

Should have got it after Woy desu

>>71525774
If it means I don't have to listen to him commentating any more, then I'm all for it.

>>71525627
1. he has been gareth southgate for about 40 years
2. he's gareth southgate still
3. he will always be gareth southgate

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>>71524395
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>71525833
I FEAR THAT I'M ORDINARY JUST LIKE EVERYONE

>>71525831
Chris Hughton?

>>71525794
you guys voted for a lot of dumb shit this year

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MOURINHO WENGER DREAM TEAM

Get them both at the end of this season after they've flopped

Could recoup some of the wages by filming a reality TV show or sitcom

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He's almost certainly getting the boot from Derby.
What do you think Ostrichman's chances are?

>>71525791
I completely forgot that integrity doesn't exist in football, sorry.

>>71525865
I honestly felt like you had a chance against Allardyce's team. His brand of football would've played right into your hands

>>71525579
loved that team

>>71525868
Benitez

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Is it time for him to come out of retirement?

STRUMING MY PAIN WITH HIS FINGERS

I really don't understand what he was thinking. Unless he needed a lot of money ASAP and his salary wasn't enough. How much was the FA paying him?

If it was above £100 000 then he was a flaming retard.

>>71525919
I was boy temouri had joined sam in Blackburn after recovering from his year-long injury woes. ALAS. fucking woy

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>>71525919
>Jay-Jay Okocha will never play in the pl again

>>71525866
AND IN MY SAD MAAACCCHHHHIIINNNEESSSS

>>71525927
>Rafa taking over a national team
He'd be bored shitless. He likes to busy himself with day-to-day stuff

>>71525949
3 mil i think

>>71525991
On a serious note, he could have done but decided to retire when he got promoted with Hull in 2008.

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>>71525888
he'd need a lot more repeating digits to get that job

>>71526007
Gary Monk?

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lol

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>>71525908
Strachan is an inept fucking arsehole, England are going to bum us but at least we're not going to get bummed by a man who looks like he eats crisps on the toilet.

>>71525949
£3m a year.

No English managers are good enough. Online voting for the team from a shortlist of 4 players per position would be better. Fans will react quicker to dropping players and starting young players than managers will and if it goes wrong the telegraph can't do a sting on the whole English population.

>>71525936

I don't get why he doesn't want the Scotland job. It's not like he needs superstars to carry him to cups or anything, he makes average teams look amazing with good tactics.

If I were him, I'd want to put a star on Scotland's shirt.

>>71526061
Online polls always end up being ruined by Arsenal fans. We'd have Keiron Gibbs captaining the side within a month

>>71526061
>the telegraph can't do a sting on the whole English population.
You under-estimate them

what did he do wrong?
didn't fulfill the popular club quotas?

>>71526037
strachan doesn't strike me as a tactician but he's usually done enough to motivate the boys he's in charge of. quite acceptable.

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Anyone else feel really bad for him?
He spent his whole life to get this job and now its gone.
I used to beta orbit a Polish girl at college. She was studying hairdressing so I spent 2 years growing my hair and not washing it so she could wash and cut it upon her graduation and would become my girlfriend.
After 2 years of hair growth, 1 week before asking her on my haircut date, some chav bullies pinned me down and cut my hair off and made me eat it.
I know how Big Sam feels, and it isn't good.

>>71526061
But how will we protect ourselves from the cyber and 400llb men in their beds?

>>71526003
AS THE CLUTTERED STREETS GREET ME ONCE AGAIN, I KNOW I CAN'T BE LATE, SUPPER'S WAITING ON THE TABLE

>>71526061
that would destroy confidence of nearly every player.

fast reaction times for dropping players is not what you want.

>>71526120
>things that never happened.jpg

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>>71525936
no

>>71526120
underrated

>>71526061
What you need to remember is that the public are fucking stupid.

Imagine the most averagely intelligent person you know. Half the population are more stupid than them.

>>71526061
>and if it goes wrong the telegraph can't do a sting on the whole English population.

kek'd

>>71526112

while being employed by the FA, he was recorded telling people how to get screw over the FA

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>the state of "English" "Football"

This seems fishy. I reckon the FA were so disgusted by that first performance they wanted him out so set up the sting.

>>71526136
DEAD EYES, DEAD EYES ARE YOU JUST LIKE ME

HER EYES, HER EYES WHERE AS VACANT AS THE SEA YEAAAAHHH

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ENGLAND'S BRAVE, NO NONSENSE ALAN SHEARER TO LEAD HIS LIONS TO THE GLORY OF A QUARTER FINALS IN A MAJOR TOURNAMENT

>>71526093
He managed Scotland at World Cup '86.

That was only because Jock Stein died though.

Fergie said he didn't enjoy international football. He fell out with some of the players including Dalglish.

>>71526156

literally can't go any worse, they bottle it at every tournament anyway. The coach needs to show them heat maps, shout at them to press, prepare for set pieces, that's it. Crowd sourcing the best 11 stops irrational favouritism that hurts the team

>Be Big Sam
>Get English Job
>Get paid 3mil/yr to travel around and watch matches, pick the team the FA tells you to, ect
>Get pinched accepting a 400k bribe because you are retarded

I simply don't understand his motivation for this, even if someone is crooked as fuck you would hope they'd be less inept/more thorough in investigated who's offering them bribes. Not to mention he's only been managing for ~2months so if he was an employee at literally any other job he'd still be in a probationary period where any mistake would get him fired.

Should have a referendum to pick the next manager.

>England finally get a none retarded manager
>Fired in 67 days

FOR FUCKS SAKE

FERGIE PLEASE SAVE US

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK

>>71526247
THE EMPTY BODIES STAND AT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
CASUALTIES OF THEIR OWN FLEEEEEEEEEESH

>>71526243
the sting took 11 months

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>>71526285
>tfw Farage wins the World Cup

>>71526285
Second referendum on what tactics we should use tbqh

>>71526267
your idea is awful in many ways, but here's a simple one:
it would become a popularity contest between manu liverpool and arsenal players because those teams have the most english fans.

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Whats are 'ollie doing nowadays?

>>71526288
>gets caught with hand in the cookie jar whilst being employed as the most overpaid man in football
>not retarded

>>71526373

Charge a subscription fee to vote like £5 so people have skin in the game and don't make daft choices

>>71526281
The filmed episode happened before he became national coach

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>>71526288
>FERGIE

Arsenal assistant manager Steve Bould leads FA's list for new manager

>>71526281

Some people are just never satisfied with the amount of money they have, it's like Billionaires, literally nobody has any need to have that much money, they wouldn't even be able to spend it all if they tried their hardest and yet they're still obsessed with making even more money.

>>71526288
>a scot
England is officially finished

>>71526061
>letting Dodgy Dave the benefit fraud pick the England team

wew

>>71526442

Source? Would be a very odd choice as he's never managed

>>71526329
AND I REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAYS

EMPTY PARTY AFTERNOONS

WONT COME BACK

>>71524276
>english """professionals"""

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>>71526442

Tim Sherwood
Garry Monk
Harry Redknapp
Gary Neville
Steve Bruce

Who else is English and has managed?

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some top notch banter from TalkSport

>>71526606
Alan Shearer, pet

>>71526553
He won with the academy boys tbf

>>71526606
Pardew
Phelan

>>71526571
HOLDING BACK THE FOOL AGAIN

>>71525894
Malky Mackay still got work so clearly not you reddit cunt

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>ingurland

>>71526620
>>71526652
this list is really REALLY not good boys

>>71526606
Glenn Facking Hoddle

>>71526715
>le "disabled people deserve it" man
truly a top tier meme

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>>71524276

>>71526694
>implying Steve Bruce won't guide england to an excellent 3rd place finish in the world cup group just behind Mexico and Ghana

>>71526668
We know

You should appoint that Gary Neville fella. Heard he's been grinding in Spain and stuff

maybe we can get Eddie Jones to be national manager of two England teams

>>71526606
Klinsmann

>>71525273
This has turned out false. According to the Telegraph there was widespread prima facie evidence that Big Sam was doing this.

Under new journalistic rules, they are legally only allowed to do this if there is no other way.

They are also doing a widespread investigation into criminal activities and corruption, while presumably interpol deals with some football hooligan who broke a fountain.

Is Phil Brown available?

>>71524678
:^]

At least he didn't get stung by Chris Hansen

>>71526761
tbf Valencia have been much worse since he left, clearly he wasn't the problem there at all

>>71526761
His brother Phil is the one who can actually coach. Got a win against Barca under his belt

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11074528/Brendan-Rodgers-should-be-the-next-manager-of-England-once-his-work-at-Liverpool-is-done.html

>>71524918
>the media referred to him as "Woy" affectionately
You dozey cunt.

>>71526821
Give it time. He did work at Sunderland after all

>>71526694
Well alan padrew can just headbutt everyone and also england could try Frank Lampard

>>71525705
Underrated post

>>71526781
Ok. What are journalistic rules? Do they come from a governmental level?

>>71526827
Sorry, it was a 1-1 draw. Anyway that may as well be a win.

VLG'S England

>>71526841

He was behind this all along!

>>71527021
*LVG's

Why don't they just hire Pooney so he's forced to retire from playing to concentrate on his new job?

Get two birds stoned at once.

Lads whose the worst manager we could get?

Surely the FA would have to pick them by their track record?

>>71527043
Brilliant

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>>71527079
>scouser as a manager

>>71525225
>A man who's greatest ever managerial achievement is inheriting a mid table Premier League team that had recently got to a UEFA Cup final and relegating it within 3 years while making Alfonso Alves his record signing is unironically the favourite to become manager of the England team
Just end it now, my man

>>71527109
Southgate if he does well and decides he wants the job

>>71525627
>Made Alfonso Alves Middlesbrough's record signing before relegating them
>Finished 4th in the group of stage of the u21 European Championships
>Is Gareth Southgate
Its harder to give you reasons he should get it other than he's available and probably wants it

>>71527109
Alan Pardew whose best season was finishing 5th thanks to getting lucky with the form of his Demba strikers

>>71525278
Because he's a fucking tactical dinosaur and a nutjob who believes disabled people are being punished for sins in a former life

>>71525504

Yep. The Telegraph was doing a big investigation into football corruption. Amazingly enough, they thought that should include looking at the current (new) England manager.
Big wallet Sam was told some guys he'd never met were looking to make money out of transfers and somehow reckoned it'd be no biggie as new England manager to meet these random guys and talk to them about skirting his employers' rules.
Utterly brainless. Greedy bastard.

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you literally can't make this up

>>71525936
Are you fucking retarded? Even Americans know there is dick all chance of him managing England.

>>71527109
McClaren again

Or Pardew

TACTICS
TIM

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IT'S TIME

>>71527424
Surely McClaren should never work again. Not after fucking up worse than John Carver at Newcastle

>>71525339
so glad he's sacked

how anyone who follows football AT ALL thought he is a decent manager is beyond me

>>71526606
pls not another English manager, they're all shite

>>71526061
remember there are people who still rate rooney

you can't trust people

>>71527459
He shouldn't, but he'll find his way into some championship side.

>>71527455
He could see if he lasts longer than bog sam

>england vs. israel and paolo gets a bit salutey

>>71527517
he'd be out before a week was up, he'd ban all blacks from the england camp and then get sacked for racism

>>71527475
What European managers are available right now?

>>71527109
Tim Sherwood

>>71524276
literally did nothing wrong

Unironic list of ok suggestions:

Guus Hiddink
Eddie Howe
Brendan Rodgers
Arsene Wenger (if he's done with Arsenal at the end of the season)

>>71527109
Rooney player/manager

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>>71527624
don't joke about these things anon

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>>71527455

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>>71527455

Yes fucking please! Heil to the chief.

>>71527624
Now this would be some comedy gold.

>>71527491
He's already being mentioned as a possible new manager at Derby, even though we got rid of him just over a year ago. I sure hope to God we don't get him again.

>>71527563
We were much better back when the squad was 90% + white. Coimcidence?

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>>71527624

>>71527455
>calls up lee cattermole
>johnny foreigners with broken knees all over the place

>>71527755
we were much better when the fa wanted our nt to do well rather than roll around in pl money

>>71527619
Wenger would be a result desu

typical UKIP voter

>>71524276
Lets be honest, no one actually """""wants""""" the England job. You are basically a puppet for the FA

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http://www.thefa.com/news/england/2016/sep/sam-allardyce-statement-27-09-16

>>71527833
>no one wants 4mil a year

>>71527747
I'm so sorry lad

>ctrl+F sticky
>1 result

What the fuck is wrong with you /sp/

STICKY THIS SHIT NOW

who's gonna be the next manager

'Arry?

>>71526288
Fergie claimed that he would never manage England

>bog sim

what a mong. could at least wait 2 years until we're knocked out of the world cup for dodgy consultancy

>>71527936
I sticked you're mum last night

>Derby get rid of Pearson
>they score two goals in a game
lel

Cardiff are fucked though.

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It's time lads

>FA
>fire Capello and Big Sam, the only managers that could have been capable of not Icelanding England
It's like you WANT to be made fun of.

Why hasn't Steve Bruce been offered the job yet? What is the FA waiting on?

Is Sam a wheeler-dealer?

>>71526416
>this somehow influences his managerial skill

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Can any Brit summarise for me why this cheerful normal sized man was fired?

>>71528318
fuck this cunt

>>71528530
fa stitched him up, he didnt actually do anything wrong, literally no laws broken, no rules broken, but the dumb public started shouting and so the fa panicked and fired him

>tfw i fuck a relative of gareth southgate
she even had the same nose

>Harry claiming it was a trap by unscrupulous people
Lad

Van Gaal is available, but i'm sure the English FA can come up with somebody worse. They seem to make a habit out of it.

>>71525038
Rooney for England manager?

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>Brits will let Bielsa slip again

Hes literally the perfect manager for England, because he loves high paced players with good physical resistence and not so much talent.

>>71528261
>try forcing a 442 formation the whole season
>win 1 game
>go to 433 formation
>get best win of season so far
No Pearson > Having Pearson

>>71528641
PLAYER manager

>>71528628

Lel

>dindu

>>71526918
Uh i dont know the full details but I think after the hacking scandal in the UK, they reformed journalism ethics standards that the main tabloids and broadsheets agrred to. hence why you have far FAR less of these kind of stories compared to the 2000s. They can only publish these kind of stories if they know these people do this kind of activity, and if there is no other way to present the evidence.

>>71525604
>The FA and I have mutually agreed
>I am deeply disappointed
??

>>71525705
>Muh class war
Owen Jones pls go

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Here's a picture of the fat cunt slurping down a big plate of canteen curry during an ad break. My mate works for Sky and took it when he was in once doing analysis on one of the shows.

>>71528912
Should he instead eat it during the show? :^)

>>71528912
>tfw we'll never see Big Sam gets Dominos delivered during halftime of a WC QF and tell Gary Neville to fuck off when he reaches for a slice without having paid in

>>71528981
Brits try to smear people by posting images of them eating all the time, it's pretty weird.

100% record. Clearly he is England's best

>>71526061
How would you handle substitutions during a match?

>>71526120
Poleaboo, is that you?

>>71529006
I mean, British food is fairly gross, so people eating it should natually be ashamed of themselves.

At least this shows up The FA as the incompetent retards they continue to be.

>>71529044
I was going to mock your food, but honestly currywurst is god-tier fast food

>Glenn Hoddle thought he was doing CL punditry tonight
>instead he's forced to talk about an England manager getting sacked for saying stupid shit

Top kek. They're not acknowledging what happened to him.

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>>71529044
Yeah, because German """ cuisine """ is so much better

>>71526022
>>71525888
>How Did people miss this meme magic

>>71529044
British food is alright my man, except for that Beef broth shit they drink, thats disgusting.

>>71529080
That looks delicious.
No homo.

>>71529104
Their brakfasts are hell on earth though.

>>71525036
underrated

>>71529104
Bovril is drank/eaten by like 5 people at a football match

>>71529104
Easiest way to tell if someone is homosexual is if they don't like Bovril.

>>71529101
>(me)

>>71526606
-Chris Hughton
-Phil Brown
-Yeovil's Brave Gary Johnson (complete with international experience; he's also managed Latvia)

>>71529118
>sausagemong who thinks ham and cheese for breakfast is acceptable criticising the based full english
ludicrous

>>71529118
Other than black pudding, which only exists because we're stingy bastards that don't want to waste a single bit of a pig, what is wrong with British breakfasts?