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San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks Official PreGame/Game Thread

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aka Seattle Chainsaw Massacre VI edition
>he thinks >we have a chance edition
>yfw christine michael puts up shaun alexander numbers edition
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>>71479023
Dubs get and Niners win 24-13.
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>>71480757
Sorry, it's gonna be 28-16.
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>>71480807
Fucking kill me.
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>>71479023
Just hoping it isn't a blowout at this point
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>>71480935
Right? It'd be pretty embarrassing for Memeattle to get blown out at home twice
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>>71480989
Shit, I would be happy with any win for the niners.
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>>71480989
If Hyde is productive Kelly's offense could put up 3+ TDs.

The good news is it can't be a blow out because playing defense on a Chip Kelly team is like taking 3 Ambien and attempting to bust a nut with a handful of wet sand.

It will be close in either case.
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>tfw 49er fan because of Full House
Am i allowed here?
I even suffered through Singletary, makes me mad seeing all these seahcock banwagoners in Germany ffs ;_;
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>>71481308
Someone post Bob Saget.

I wish Bob Saget would replace York.
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>>71481345
Anyone would be better than that cunt
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>>71481345
>>71481308
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>>71481345
How about that Jesse dude?
He'd be a great face for the Franchise
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>>71481417
>>71481417

Based Saget is indeed Faithful.
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>>71481417
KEK
Is kaep back though?
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>>71481589
If Kaep gets any reps this season it will be because of a Gabbert injury.

Kaepernick went vegan and married(?) an SJDub Muslim. He also fucked a tranny. I don't think his mind is on football.
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Where are the Seahawks fans?

Two seasons ago all I saw were Lynch and Wilson jerseys.

Seahawks must have the most fairweather fans in history. Whenever I meet one of them I ask them who Steve Largent and they never know.
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>>71481688
Oh shit, Im not up to date at all, always thought the guy could become really good with proper coaching, though.
I do hope we have at least a chance in this game, looking forward to it since it's gonna be on free TV and i Don't have to watch a shitty stream
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>>71481878
They are bandwaggoning cunts, big surprise.
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>>71481878
>>71481926

Its easy to not be bandwaggoners when the 49ers were basically the Patriots of the 80s. If the Niners had won just 1-2 Super Bowls during the Montana era all "faithful" 49ers fans would have jumped ship for the Raiders in the 90s.

That's why you fgts live in the past and delude yourselves into thinking Gabbert is a quarterback.

https://twitter.com/mshamburger1/status/683785977555357696/photo/1
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im waiting for some dangruss magic
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>>71482352
>anecdotal "evidence"
>muh 49ers wouldn't have fans without success
Real fans stick by the team and nobody wants to be associated with the felon group that make up raider fans. Nobody attended Xeattle games before 2012, and it is the same city that lost an NBA team for shit attendance.
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Gabbert is Sunshine from Remember the Titans
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>>71482483
lol
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>>71481878
>you have to know every good player in the franchise's history to be considered a fan, even if they played before you were born

I hate bandwagon fans too, but I don't see why they need to know a guy that last played almost 30 years ago to be considered a real fan. I might just not understand it since I'm a ravens' fan and have witnessed all of my team's history.
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I want to see Kaep get his shit pushed in by the seacocks one last time.
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>>71479023

>niners scoring 30 ppg
>seahawks have 1 (ONE) touchdown in two games

niners win by 21.

WHO SAYS NO
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seashits ain't pushing anyones shit in lol
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>tfw seahawk fag
>know the Oline is going to get obliterated again
>Offense will score nothing

I just hope Wilson throws some dragons at this point.
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Anyone have a live stream for this game? Cable box went to shit this morning.
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>>71485633
The niners secondary is shit so the seahawks just need to throw the ball a lot.
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>>71486262

>implying Wilson will have the time

he can barely do anything now. no running game, no Oline to keep him safe, defense stopped making turnovers.

Literally the opposing team just has to be borderline decent and they will beat the seahawks right now
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seahawks 24:19
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Who /hawksbro/ here
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Wait people actually think the niners have any chance of winning? Lol
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christina! boo!

my girl!
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IT'S OVER
THE 49ERS ARE DONE
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lol wow
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WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS OFFENSE BEEN?
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>nannys
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It's over you fucking faggot 49ers faggots.

Why don't you go home, take a knee and suck 2000 dicks.
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>get a TD in under 49 seconds
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wew
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How does that ass taste?
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TOUCHDOWWWWWWWN

SEAHAWKS
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Looks like it's going to be a shootout :^)
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>mfw the Forty-Whiners come to town
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>>71481878
Hey, hey. You weren't the only one last year cheering when Hasselbeck went 4-0 witht he fucking Colts
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>gabbert

nice play lol
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>>71487445
i read that in steve raibles voice
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>>71487470
You get wrinkly and someone breaks your nose?
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>>71481878

I'm here. I'm late because I was working on my car
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>down in LA
>Rams are on
STREAM WHERE?

At least I've got Rezone on if you guys don't come through. This shit is like football heroin though. Fucking amazing.
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BAM BAM KAM
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>>71487598
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>>71487564
how do you say that?

gab-air?
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Did anyone else just see Blaine Gabbert play the read option with a ghost?
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HERE WE ARE NOW
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>>71487751
Blabber
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>>71487751
Gaa-burt
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>>71487654
you missed the touchdown buddy

>>71487587
that was the point anon :3
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>>71481878
I go watch the game at bars in Tacoma and they're always full of Seahawks fans. And I mean regular bars, not sports bars.
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>>71487751

it's pronounced gay-bear
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>>71487815
that's unfortunate
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>>71487824

crap, oh well
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fucking hell
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I need CMIKE to have a big day. Leave him alone refs
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Has anyone else just given up on getting excited on big plays like that? You just know there's gonna be a penalty and it's gonna be taken back.
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Why couldn't you do that last week, seacucks?
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LMFAO THAT FUCKING CATCH

EAT SHIT FORTY WHINERS
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Dat play

My dick
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ELITE
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holy fuck doug
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damn Doug
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FLAGS

FLAGS EVERYWHERE
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>>71487982
don't worry, plenty more to come

you missed Christine Michaels 41yd run

and obvi hauschka fg
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Baldwin is so underrated.
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>>71488084
Why can't the Rams play well against anyone other than the Seahawks?
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Clean it the fuck up
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>Holding on the Seahawks
These are the flags I'm use to.
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SORRY BALDWIN, LOOKS LIKE YOUR BIG PLAY JUST GOT CANCELED OUT BY A PENALTY. TOUGH LUCK HUH?
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>>71488232
STAY SALTY FAGGOT
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>>71488201
They're built solely for divisional play. With emphasis on the Seahawks.
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I freaking swear
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JUST
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Oh my fucking God I'm so hard right now.
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WHO'S JIMMY?!
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I don't even know why I still watch this shit
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niners are a fucking joke. the seahawks wont punt once today
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>The 49ers have huge holes
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thats better
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GRAAAAAHAM
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>>71488364
I'M JIMMY
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JIMMAY
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What's happening? Fucking Redzone is only showing Giants and fucking Miami.

Fucking show the Seahawks you fucking faggots.
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keep it moving hawks
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michaels killing it
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lol who is this collins guy
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>Shitlattle Shitcucks
>elite
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Michaels just pounding San Francisco's huge holes.
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>>71488376
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go niners
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>>71488176
: ^ )
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holy fuck CMike
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Can >we safely say that Arik Armstead is another one of Baalke's Busts?
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ALL THE FANTASY BUCKS FROM CHRISTINE MICHAEL

GOD BLESS THAT MAN
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TOUCHDOWN
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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROYED
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Wew lads
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Looks like another patented 49ers blowout courtesy of THE Seattle Seahawks

49ers fans must be getting PTSD flashbacks
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14 - 0 WITH FOUR MINUTES LEFT IN THE FIRST QUARTER

EAT MY SHIT
A
T

M
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S
H
I
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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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I like how Seahawks fans didn't show up until their team took the lead.

Sounds about right.
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TOUCHDOWWWWNNNNNNN

SEAHAWKS
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see what happens when they use jimmy early
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I mean the SF D is not great but it sure is nice to see touhcdowns for the Hawks
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>Getting excited about beating the 49ers.
Seattle fans, everyone.
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>nanners
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>>71488364
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>>71488712
SEAHAWKS WOHOOOO

YEAHHH TOUCHDOWNNN
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CMIKE is going to put up 50 points at this rate
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>>71488712
>scored on the first drive in virtually no time
>hurr you didn't show up until they were winning
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did you guys know that graham used to play basketball?
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rawls better watch out

hes gonna lose his job to c.mike
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>>71488712
They took the lead not even one minute into the game, you incessant little cock sucker.
I just got into the thread when the game started.
A lot of us go to bars to watch the game.
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Kneel harder, bitch.
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>>71488839
Is that Tori Black?
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>>71488712
Unlike the 9ers, I have a reason to watch the game.
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>>71488896
of course, shes our queen of the 12s
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>>71488769
>Getting excited about beating a rival
>"Yeah, l-look at those s-tupid Shecucks fans right, g-guys?"
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Who's the meme player of the Seahawks now that Lynch is gone and Sherman was exposed?
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Good, uhh, good game so far.
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>>71488712
yeah we didnt show up till the 3rd play of the game, you got us
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Why are NFL threads so slow? I thought /sp/ is mostly amreicans.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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another punt :^)
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WTF is a touch back?
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I need a webm of that pylon standing strong to that football
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>71488938
Is she still in business?
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>>71489003

there are a lot of games
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lmao this ref
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It's funny how Seahawks thread is very calm and comfy when they are leading.

Looking at you haters.
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Someone tell me what Hyde did? Following gametracker on my phone, it just says he had -31 yards rushing
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>>71489003
because it's a social sport, people are at bars or having house parties
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How the fuck is that a touchback if it never crossed the pylon?
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>>71488938
No m8, this is our 12 queen
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JUST
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>>71489150
t. doesn't know the rules
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>>71489043
In this case it would have been the ball landing in the endzone, gets put at the 25 yard line (so they they don't have to start from the end zone which can lead to a safety).

Hope you enjoy your first game. Don't think all of them are this much of a railroad.
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>>71489151
>>71488938
not even close.
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>>71489134
>>71489134
>>71489134
yeah wtf
my fantasy team is in traction rn
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>>71489151
>no ass
>horseface
Not surprised t.b.h.
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short
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>>71489151
she looks 12
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>>71489150
Crossed the end zone line. The pylon is there to help with leaping players crossing the end zone to determine if the ball is out of bounds.
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>>71489275
more like queen of the butthurt crazy haters

cry more
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Fellow 9ers fans,

What do we do with the rest of our sunday afternoon?
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>>71489337
>us 12's
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>Christine Michael SENIOR
Why is this allowed?
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>>71489378
I'm gonna go bandwagon on a Raiders thread cuz I'm a Bay Area sports team supporter!!
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>>71489378
you arent giving up already are you?
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>>71488376
Right there with you brother
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>>71489378
Keep watching the game, man! Then go back to your hobbies. Everyone has to go through it.
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>>71489423

because that's his name

you know the story behind earl thomas III?
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>>71489378
Already started drinking, comfy thunderstorm rolling through south texas right now so I am drinking the afternoon/evening away
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>>71486527
here
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>>71489378

Probably gonna go gold nugget hunting, northern california here. I've been finding pee size nugs on the creek lately. Pretty kool hobby


Gotta hope for the massive nug someday
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IM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT! WE HAVE NO OFFENSE OR DEFENSE!
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It's lit
Let's go hawks
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nice of our fucking defense to show up finally
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>>71489500
kek

only correct answer
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>Hawks beat Niners
>Niners beat Rams
>Rams beat Hawks
every time
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>>71489557
This lmao
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We might be winning if our RACIST HEAD COACH didn't BENCH Kaepernick for expressing the TRUTH and starting the CONVERSATION on POLICE BRUTALITY and SYSTEMIC RACISM
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>>71489500
Yeah man I know those sweet ass bigg Cali nugs B)
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>>71489557
>Arizona beats no one
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>>71489525
who seattle? wtf are talking about bro, they gave up only 3 field goals last week and 10pts the week before

defense is not the problem
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>>71489521
Who is this semen demon?
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>>71489521
Why can't this be my life
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>>71489634
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Does Chip Kelly usually go for it on 4th?
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>>71489485
Yea but didn't he have the baby just this offseason?
Isn't the jr/sr thing just for players following their fathers' footsteps? The baby doesn't even know what football is.
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>>71489634
Fucking this.
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>>71489722

He did at Oregon. But he had a dual threat QB that he trusted there.
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>>71489456
Not yet. I will if we go scoreless in the first half.
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>>71489623
is kaep even black? pretty sure he only looks dark because he's covered in shit tattoos

russell wilson is the blackest quarterback in the NFL.....let that sink in
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>>71489521
can't tell if she's 25 or 35
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>>71489868
Would smash either way
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>>71489730
yeah, he should start the legacy only when the kid is 18, great idea
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he looked down
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Think that one is going to be a fumble boys
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>>71489906
low standards desu
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>jimmy
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Smooth is the worst fucking song ever
That was a gross slide russ
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>>71489810
ok, fair enough. i think you guys can get a FG by the half

maybe a turnover right here
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Jimmy pls
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>>71489816

Oh, yeah! Wilson's abslutely the blackest QB out there!

I mean, as long as you don't count Bridgewater...

or Taylor...

or Winston...

or Mariota...

or any of the black backups...
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>>71489816
No, that's Newton. Then Bridgewater.
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>>71489978
nope, fair catch
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>>71489521
who is this qt
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FUMBUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>71489920
What legacy, it's not like there's another player in the league with that name and people would get confused
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>>71489993
hnnnng
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Hate to say it, but it looks like it came out before or during the elbow.
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OH FUG PLEASE LET THAT CALL STAND
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>>71490010
Mariota isn't black
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God damnit Jimmy
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FUCK YEAR

please don't waste this...
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>>71490052
Familial legacy.
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>>71490010
literally who?
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Bad Jimbo
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Fuck
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Why isn't Kaepernick playing?
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>>71490010
Yeah but he's the one with the ring :~)
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come on jimmy
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9ers, you have a chance. Don't blow it.
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F U G

Was a good challenge though
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>>71490155
#QuarterbackLivesMatter
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>>71489993
>being a slut at your workplace
That's pretty hot. But why does her ass look so weird?
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>>71489994
lewl
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should just go for it
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>>71490155
Politics.
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defense did their job at least
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Lol had to kick
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>>71490218
no ass+angle+seeking middle age droop
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>>71490250
he's not as good as Blaine Gabbert, which can't be said about many people
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>>71490218
It's technically not being a slut, it's a bikini barista so they have to be dressed like that.

That's one good thing about living in Seattle, bikini baristas.
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At least jimmy held on to his helmet
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>>71490257

where is her nipples?
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>>71490193
MOOOOT
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Niners defense can't stay on the field this long. If Gabbert doesn't start throwing down the field this is going to get too easy for Seattle.
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okay guys help me figure out my bottle cap.

lightning tap in the west

electricity beer in the weft?
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Jimmy ward should've stretched more
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>>71490155
because he missed pretty much the entire offseason recovering from surgeries
when he finally made it back for 2 preason games and looked bad
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>ward didn't even get hit and goes down

oh fug I'm sorry 49er bros
>>
>>71490321

what the fuck are you talking about.... these exist all over the country now
>>
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>>71490350
picked off
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>>71490386
>black painted nails
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>>71490321
It doesn't change the fact that she's a slut at her workplace, even if it's in her job description.
Tell me more about bikini baristas. In what bars do they work?
>>
>>71490321
Wait. For real? I always wanted to move to Seattle and even already looked for jobs/houses but this pretty much confirmed it.

Don't mind the fag flag, I'm from Germany and currently on vacation
>>
WE CAN KILL 9ERS BY JUST LOOKING AT THEM
>>
You guys got a stream?
>>
>>71490350
They make glue for bras so your nipples are glued to the bra so they won't expose. Age old makeup.
>>
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>>71490257
>>
>>71490433
>Whole country shits on Seattle
>Copies them anyway

Fuckin cunts ay
>>
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>mom says it's time for nappies
>not even halve time yet

I guess I'll see you guys in 45-60 minutes
>>
>>71490386
The phrase is quickest draw in the west. Not sure how the beer fits into that.
>>
D R A G O N
R
A
G
O
N
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>>71490522

http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/469521/3/watch-seattle-seahawks-vs-san-francisco-49ers.html

I have this
>>
>>71490522
>inb4 reddit is shit
choose one
https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/comments/54gke8/game_thread_seahawks_vs_49ers_0405_pm_et/
>>
DRAGOOOOOOOOOOON>>71490539
>>
DRAGON

BALDWIN
>>
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>UNLEASH THE DRAGON
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
>>
>>71490490
they're dark red fgt
>>
Wilson all day
>>
God fucking damn those two plays
>>
they're baaaaackkkkk
>>
Ridiculous
>>
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DRAGON
>>
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>muh oppression
>>
I have to get a Baldwin jersey now. He's too good.
>>
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>>71490553
sleep tight
>>
>>71490572
>tfw newfags don't know what a dragon is
>>
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DRAGON

TOUCHDOWN
>>
DRAGON INTO TOUCHDOWN

GOD BLESS
>>
>Redzone is playing everything but the Seahawks
Well fuck you too.

Stream where you fuckers?
>>
I really really like Jimmy Graham
>>
Fuck you Wilson you don't get to be elite
>>
surprised no flag on the baldwin play desu senpaitachi

BASED REFS
>>
HAHAHAHA
Get that faggots for last week
>>
So who stockings up on lowers, ammos, and mags for the upcoming shitattle gun bans?
>>
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Is Graham elite
>>
>>71490497
They don't work in bars afaik they have their own little coffee stands scattered around the city. There's one right down the street from me, it's bretty cool.
>>
>>71490680
What I'm using. Delay ain't too bad. Quality is up and down for me though.

http://www.watchnfl.live/matches/san-francisco-49ers-vs-seattle-seahawks-live-stream.php
>>
>>71490565
thanks


drawing a pitcher is a thing i guess
>>
>>71490581
Reddit is shit, but these streams today are awful.

Merci though, homie
>>
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>>71490710

He could be
>>
>>71490714
Can you jizz over the counter at these places?
>>
>>71490675
>>71490647
>>71490614
>>71490597
>>71490589
>>71490583
>>71490572
STOP POSTING

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A FUCKING DRAGON IS
>>
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>>71490497
>wearing certain things = slut
>>
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>mfw close enough to the stadium to hear the fireworks go off before the play happens on the tele due to the delay
>>
>>71490815
Me too. It's glorious.
>>
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>>71490795
That isn't a dragon? I've been here for seven years, and that seemed like a dragon to me.

What is a dragon, anon?
>>
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let's go hawks
>>
>>71490795
thats a dragon

>muh td
you sound pretty cucked
>>
shead leveled that guy
>>
>>71490799
I don't care what a woman wears, but I have to agree with the anon you disagree with.

She's basically using her body to sell things. By extension, selling her body. That's slut by definition.
>>
>>71490882
it's not a dragon because Russell Wilson has an ugly deep ball :^)
>>
>>71490815
>>71490859
Pioneer Square here. Where you fags at?
>>
>>71490859
nice
>>
>>71490882
A dragon is when his team does it.
>>
>>71490908
Why does anyone care whether or not bitches are sluts or not?
>>
>>71490502
Come on over, just make sure no refugees are hiding in your luggage first

>>71490795
Look at this fucking retard trying to pose as an oldfag
>>
>>71490908
what else would she use to sell things? her brain?

i never understood slut shaming or whatever, if you want someone that uses their smarts to earn money, you want a man

and that's gay af
>>
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>>71490950
SODO heights... aka beacon hill lewl
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>>71490908
>>
>>71490950
Holgate and 92nd.
>>
Hyde got punked so hard

>this fucking guy
>>
>>71490950
U district
>>
>>71490908
Selling your body makes you a whore, not a slut.

A slut specifically involves sleeping around with others.
>>
>>71490978
>>71490959
>>71491003

I don't actually care, I'm just saying that it's slut behavior. I've no problems with sluts slutting it up.
>>
>>71491011
>threw the LB on the ground
>got punked
>>
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Me in the back

I wish Pam Oliver would shut her mouth I can't stand her voice
>>
>Female line judge
Really starting to hate this sport
>>
$(ers are really trying to keep this game a blowout.
>>
>Rasm losing

>pigeon losing

>Dawson miss


>>71491060
In what world was that throwing the LB to the ground, the LB wrapped around and punched the ball out after the whistle, then got up and stared at him. You stupid namefag
>>
missed
>>
>chip
>>
>>71480989
>>71481094
>>71480757
>>71480807
Get fucked San Fran Faggots
>>
>>71491012
lol
>>
>>71490996
hey m8, I like Beacon Hill! I used to live near the Link station.
>>
Top kek
>>
>>71490950
bfe with lte
>>
>>71491134
It's so I can walk to work but fuck I hate it here.
>>
49ers getting BTFO
>>
>>71491085
why even care? as long as she does a good job, or at least isn't worse than any other line judge, i couldn't care less

>>71491106
sure, have a (you)
>>
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>>71490950
denny triangle
>>
I'm watching the Jets but is tyler lockett even playing??? I started him in my fantasy but he's still at a 0 lads
>>
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>>71491146
its a shithole but the north west slope is changing

near the red apple lewl

CATCH GRAHAM
>>
LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY
>>
JIMMY FUCKING GRAHAM
>>
Based Grhaham
>>
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
JIMMY
>>
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FREE PLAY
>>
newfag to nfl here. still haven't picked 'my' team
if you keep posting seahawks qt's I might become an us 12.
>>
I fucking hate shitattle. You fags ruin the rest of the state with your commiefornian bullshit
>>
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>HE'S JIMMY
>>
JIMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>71490950
The ID.
>>
Anyone in UP?
>>
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>>71491266
>>
loving it. this is how graham was playing the game he went down last year.
>>
>>71490010
Mariota is an islander dipshit
>>
>>71491328
Hey buddy, how about you shut the fuck up?
>>
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Michael's still hasn't proven himself
Does anyone agree
>>
GO FOR IT
>>
go for it
>>
>>71491381
Idk I liked that 1st down
>>
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>>71491266
you should choose you team based on the quality of the product on the field, not the quality of their superior fans
>>
>>71491182
They're generally nowhere near as qualified, reminds me of girls getting shoved into STEM which negatively affects quality. Give it 2-3 years before there's a chick ref
>>
a field goal is fine too
>>
>dat spinning chair

spoopy
>>
Is hauschka a top 3 kicker?
>>
>>71491283
You mean the parts that are mountains, or the parts that are barren to the east of the mountains?

There's a reason I left North Dakota, and it wasn't to settle in ND again, Spokane.
>>
>>71491381

if he can keep that shit up to the 2nd half that would be nice

it would be excellenct if he could keep it up the entire season
>>
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>>71491012
You at Earls? :,)
>>
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SHERMAN!!

damn, so close
>>
>>71491511
Who's this semen demon?
>>
>almost throw int
>throw the ball at the back of receiver's head

Who the fuck is SF anymore
>>
>>71491511
Kill yourself tranny
>>
>Gets hit right in the back of the head
>Gets demolished by Wagner

Poor guy isn't gonna sleep well tonight
>>
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Can someone pls post some cute niner girls?
>>
shit, vikings smoked the panthers

ARE THEY FOR REAL?!
>>
>>71491557
we need a webm of this.
>>
Kekekekekekek
>>
the fuck was that
>>
QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS QUALITY PASS
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>>71491573
Sorry, they are all on the field right now getting fucked
>>
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>>71491266
>>
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>>71491573
not a whiner but heres a qt
>>
>>71491315
I wonder how thick his weewee is.
>>
>game so shitty they have to show a montage of the commentator
>>
>>71491573
>>
not an int

>>71491381

I agree. rawls had a good year but has been meh lately. I want to wait another season before I say that michaels has proven himself
>>
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Can we watch some football instead of some has been announcers birthday
>>
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>>71491573
GO NINERS!!!
>>
>>71489275
Who is this drop dead gorgeous semen demon?
>>
>>71491660
So empowering!
>>
okay it's time to put in krappernick
>>
I have to say, these seawhores really liven the thread up
>>
>>71491581

what on earth happened there
>>
Niner girls pls
>>
>Rams getting their booties kicked
I want to be surprised.
>>
>>71490882
>>71490893
>>71490974
A dragon is ONLY when it's a touchdown. You know that thing you have, a touch of downs?

Fucking newfag idiots see people post things and don't understand the context. Seriously fucking retarded. Why are you even here? You don't know shit about football nor do you know anything about spee. GET THE FUCK OUT
>>
>>71491734
>>
>>71491767
Gross
>>
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GOD DAMMIT NINERS THIS IS SOME UGLY FUCKING FOOTBALL. I actually thought we had a chance this game.... nope.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI. JUST END MY LIFE NOW.
>>
>>71491767
Gross
>>
Post yfw you realize you'll never be as good as Russell Wilson, therefore you'll never have a bangin ass hot wife or a Superbowl ring.
>>
>>71490974
Don't worry. When the AfD gets even more votes we might start up our ovens again

But for real, see you in a few years
>>
>>71491825
put this guy in already. i miss him desu. at least with him he might run for a 99 yard touchdown unlike the white boi.
>>
>>71491840
>Don't worry. When the AfD gets even more votes we might start up our ovens again

Say the word. We're right behind you.
>>
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my contribution to todays thread
>>
>>71491825
terrorist
>>
I wanna see Kam destroy someone soooooo bad.
>>
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>>71491734
>>
>>71491908
the girl on the right needs to have a bag over her head
>>
next time seattle plays SF im gonna bet on seattle for some quick cash cuz its pretty much guaranteed that seattle will win. its just the natural order of things in the universe.
>>
I want Kaep to start the second half and lead the comeback victory, oh I'm cumming just thinking of all the shitposting that would cause
>>
>tfw you've stayed loyal to Jimmy Graham on your fantasy team and it's finally paying off today
>>
>>71491887
Noice
>>
>>71491959
we do play home games well
>>
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would you fuck a seaslut
>>
Vintage Largent Jersey
>>
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>>71491967
>mfw the guy I'm playing benched him
>>
thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9d_pQvv2ng
>>
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>>71491998
of course I would
>>
>mods actually letting these retards spam sluts
>>
>>71491825
a banging hot wife that you can't fuck because she's "waiting til marriage" while pregnant with a rapper's child
>>
>>71492053
Even the thumbnail is cringe.
>>
>>71492107
she's not pregnant and they are married
>>
AHAHAHA he hurt the bitch
>>
Kam killed him
>>
>>71492001
looks more retro than vintage to me

Authenic Houshmandzadehâ„¢
>>
>>71491922
wish granted
>>
Shooked
>>
Ouch. Gonna feel that one afterward.
>>
do coaches get drug tested?
>>
>>71492107

he got married already and lost his v card.
>>
That man is dead and Pete is just laughing
>>
Anyone got an acestream?
>>
Celek is waking up wondering where Nick Foles is
>>
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>>71492107
don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>
>>71491922
Wish granted.
>>
>>71491908
the girl on the left is just okay, the girl on the right looks like a literal tranny, but not surprised because while SF is the faggot capital of the world, Seattle is the Tranny headquarters of the World
>>
That guy's back is definitely fucked up.
>>
>>71492218
no
>>
jesus pete is a laughing murderer
>>
i actually think id rather be shot in the arm with a 223 than be hit by kam
>>
>>71491998
No ass.
No fug.
>>
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>>71492240
>SF is the faggot capital of the world

not anymore
>>
Guys how do I become stronk like Kam Chancellor? I want to beat people up desu
>>
>>71492297
Lift and eat
>>
>>71492297

eat some oats
>>
>>71492292
>gay COUPLES
the whole point of SF's faggotry is that they aren't even couples, just hoards of gays running around solo sucking dicks
>>
>>71492297
squats
>>
>>71492292
>2013
>>
>>71492292
That article clearly states that lesbians bumped up that average, FagFrancisco is still the Faggot capitol of the world.
>>
>>71491866
He can't run that fast on his knees.
>>
almost had it
>>
>>71492465
kek
>>
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rams coming bac... 20-17 now

CMON BUCCS


LOCKETT
>>
based lockett
>>
Embarrassing
>>
Shooked and spooked
>>
LOCKETT
>>
fug
>>
the O-line is so terrible.
>>
>LOCKETT

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
>>
>Wilsons left ankle dead

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

GOD DAMMIT
>>
Please be okay wilson
>>
...are we back?
>>
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what are those bald patches on baldwins head?
>>
Boykin is elite
>>
Injuring ruslel shitskin will be the highlight of the season :D
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