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Chase race number 2.
Race starts: 1400 EST
Broadcast station: NBCSN
Pole position: Carl Edwards


Predictions: Tony Stewart continues his reign of terror, killing Ryan Newman by sending him into the wall at turn 2 of lap 73. Kevin Harvick will have what appears to be a good race only to get fucked yet again by his pit crew. Martin Troox will blow a tire in turn 3 of lap 63 taking out half of the JGR team. Chase Elliot loses control of the 24 in lap 89 and send it into the wall and out of the race. Jimmie Johnson has a shitty race but drives back up into the top 10 and leads the last 3 laps for the victory.
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>>71476828
Rolling for winner
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Rolling for winner
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Remember to update your brackets.

Troox won race one and is in to the second bracket, and if you didn't have him, you suck.
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>>71476828
rolling for winner
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>>71478091

ayy
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>>71476828
>
i wish this happened
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If France insists on fucking up the point system with this stupid fucking chase, then the entire season should be divided, with bonus points after each leg of the season.

This "last 10 races are the only ones that really count" shit is just stupid.
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What the fuck is with that bald patch on the side of Autism's head?
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i like to spend my pre race searching the internet for the most obscure photos related to each track
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>>71479669
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>>71479807
That's what they should've used for the Spongebob Squarepants race.
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The fucks a g'damn cannuck flag doing there?

Yankees....I am disappoint.
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National Anthem dude was hyped
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>>71480299
We're gonna need a new one here real soon....
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I think my bracket's still pretty realistic, we'll see.
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Stream?
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>>71480629
good quality, but with Jew shilling: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c

Filmed with a potato, but Premier does it without Jew shilling once the race begins: http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/nascar-sprint-cup-new-england-300-live-streaming
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>>71480629

ustream, nascar49c
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cant wait for another JGR cheater car to win
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>First time watching a Cup race live since Daytona.
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>>71480810
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>lelgano
>hometown hero
>CT
No
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>Elliott Sadler

He's in another fucking series. How is Rick Allen so fucking bad with names?
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sure hope Rick Meme tells us about Harvicks bull tweet again
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rolling for first car out
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>>71480941
i hate myself
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>>71480941
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hopefully Chase wins so the leaf cancuck has a meltdown
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>>71480941
shit... sorry krut bros
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>Bad Boy Offroad 300
>Not on a dirt track
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>>71480855
>yankee

Close enough...
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Why is this such a shit track?
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>>71481133

Flat
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>>71481133
Because these aren't modifieds
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>>71481222
Correct answer
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I wouldn't even mind Gimmie winning desu
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>this track
>flat with 4 left turns
>no right turns
>no jumps
>no figure 8 crossover

..and people complain about Tilke tracks
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le wacky clarinet music man
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>JGRwinslol
>shit sprint commercials
>corny NASCAR commercials
>Sonic commercials
>late race drama cautions
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>>71481487

>watching coverage with commercials
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>NRA sponsored race
>BADBOY sponsored race

All we need now is a TAPOUT race
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This commentary

>you have to be good at corner entry blah blah blah blah you have to be good at corner exit blah blah blah blah you have to be good at brakes in the middle of the corner

So basically, you have to be good in the corner
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>>71481687
being good at turning helps in racing
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>>71481687
LeFart Rick Meme and Burton suck
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>>71481687
there's more to it than that
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>>71481687
I had great hope for actual technical analysis on NBC's coverage last year with Letarte

But what we got instead is a simpleton word salad every weak

It's a shame, there's a lot to appreciate about what is actually going on underneath these cars
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>mfw people are watching commercials for prescription drugs
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>>71481801

In my office, they call me the boss man
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>JGR 1 2 3 4
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i wish i could get into football
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>>71481896
I wanna hang out with Jr desu
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>>71482094
Star Wars is on TNT right now
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>>71482000

>looking that closely to see things

What kind of loser would do that?
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>>71482000
Danica trying to find her talent...
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>>71482000
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>>71482000
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>>71481867
>he doesn't into water cooler dale
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>>71482000
Is dat sum 4 cathode spark plug?
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>>71482105

Yep, he seems like a blast offtrack
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>>71482289
I want danicles to sit on my face
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>>71482371

your H key isn't working, anon.
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>>71482371
She looks quite manish in that webm. More manish than her boyfriend
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will this leaf make it to the big leagues
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>>71482474

I wish she had a nice big cock
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>>71482507
Only if she can stop crashing herself out
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based france really picked the best tracks for the "chase"
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>>71482474

>prickly steakhouse
>manish
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>>71482507
maybe she can take Danicles car. Danicles isnt doing anything with it
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>>71482507
>will this leaf make it to the big leagues

If by "big leagues" you mean the front page of Blacked.com, then sure.
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>>71482433
Gross
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>>71482534
ok.
>>71482563
steakhouse isnt manish, that was my point
quite feminine in fact.
I would bet $100 she wears a strap on to peg him with
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If a Nascar race gets red flagged, do they pray again before the restart?
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>>71482000
HURR DURR I AM SO FUCKING SMART LOOK AT ME ANALYZE THIS PIECE OF THE CAR

DAE THINKING PHOTO-OP?
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>>71482678
cool clock Ahmed
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>>71482640
>I would bet $100 she wears a strap on to peg him with

I would pay (way more than) $100 for her to wear a strap on and peg me
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>>71482717
Same
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>>71482717
>>71482534
there are some underlying homosexual tones here anon.
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we did it boys
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I think we can all agree on this

1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson
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>>71482717
>>71482747

I didn't think faggots like motorsports....
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>>71479651
drug test
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>>71482640
Danica is definitely the top in the relationship
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>>71482772

Nothing wrong with a bit of backmarker bumlove my boy
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speaking of couples is Truex ever going to propose to Sherry?
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>>71482912
Truex is gay but can't confess it because it's NASCAR
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>>71482823

>people funpost about bumfun Danica
>"hurr hurr I unironically hate faggots"

Found the closeted homosexual
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>brad k and paul woolfe fuel strategy race
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>>71482961
bumfun can actually be fun as long as it's not with an actual guy

that'd be pretty gay
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>>71482678
>holding a soldering iron there
Girls got hands of steel. Doing an excellent job of melting the wrong side of that motherboard too desu
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>no one has crashed yet

This is why making motorsport categories more professional ruins them.
You need out of their depth shit-tier drivers to cause entertaining chaos.
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>>71483030
It's not gay if he's wearing a skirt
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>>71483023
better than JGRwinsREMEMBERTOSWERVEYOURCARlol
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>buescher 29

The meme is over :(
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>>71482507
Ask that question on a weekend where she doesn't ARCA herself out of a race
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>>71483073
We haven't had the Brian Scott caution yet, calm down.
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>>71482944
True-X
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>>71482961
>"funpost"

Sure, faggot.

Sure....
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Who /ragsinabox/ here?
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>>71483182
>still being unironically bumblasted about "faggots"

Are you from the south, anon?
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>>71483239

Always
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>>71483239

Is that a feminine hygiene product?
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>>71483239
Always
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Pit road speed limit is a meme.

Either let them go as fast as they want or use the ECU to set a max speed.
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>>71483345
>>71483294
>tfw hard drive took a shit and i lost everything
At least I have the most important thing back now. Thanks lads
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>>71483445
But the penulties make the race more exciting!
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>>71483445
>he wants to take more driver control and skill out of the sport
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>>71483239
>>71483294
>>71483345

>Mfw not using Gojo and a beach towel to solve all of life's problems

Damn casuals
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>>71483445
But if there wasn't pit road speed then drivers wouldn't get nailed for speeding, and we'd have less chances to >Driver Meme Name Here
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>>71483445
>use the ECU to set a max speed.

M8, it took them over 30 years to allow EFI instead of crapurettors, that'll never happen.
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>>71483445

I like it, it cucks all my least favorite drivers.
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>mustang in commercial
>on chinese Uniroyal tiger paw tires
Lel. Just noticed this. At least advanced auto is being honest about the quality of their parts.
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>>71483583
exactly. Hamlin cant go a race without a speeding violation. Fuck that guy
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>new hampshire to dover

nice one Brian
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>>71483527
Have you ever jerked off with gojo?
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>>71483445
Or at least they should give them a speedometer
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>>71483736
They can have a speedometer, they choose to just use a tach.
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How did Roush fall so far?

they are lap cars....

Sniffle isnt even competitive anymore
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>>71483736
>should give them a speedometer
They can with the digital dashboards now.
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>>71483720
I haven't reached that level of alcohol poisoning yet to think that was a good idea
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>>71483736

or a knotted rope to throw out the window
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>Gimme dat lahbasta

Larson senpai, don't make me wanna call you manlet for shit like that
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>>71483708
With the exception of 1998 and 2001, Dover has followed the second NHMS race since it was added to the schedule in 1997
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duh breeze is blowing
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>duhbris
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>debris caution
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"debris"
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>>71484082
meant to say

shit races
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FINALLY
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>de bris
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>Logonzo stuck a lap down
proof that God exists right there
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>Based Dinger keeping Lelgano a lap down
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>picnic on the hill on the backstretch

Comfy
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So is Chevy and Ford going to start putting some money into it, or will the entire field be Toyotas in 10 years?
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>Logano cucked out of the lucky-dog by Almondnigger
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>>71484209
needs a white suit, a goofy helmet, and a beer gut
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>>71484249
>ford
Can't imagine it'll happen until they wrap up the Ford GT program.
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>>71483736
Literally the same thing as rpm. Just wasting space
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>>71484249

Nah, give it 2 more years of this post-race wiggle bullshit, then NASCAR will completely overreact and ban any kind of post-race alterations (even burnouts) with massive penalties for infractions. Toyota loses their edge, Chevy comes back, and Ford still sucks because of Roush
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>>71484451

Don't forget France wants to add a new manufacturer by 2018 as well. Probably Nissan or Volkswagen (If they can unfuck themselves post dieselgate)
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>>71484559
Where the fuck are people getting vw from? Makes no sense. Nissan at least has some v8 blocks. Every other brand I've seen suggested is retarded

>fiat
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>>71484653
Fiat owns Dodge tho.
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>>71484559

/missdodge/
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Anyone else really miss Dodge?
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>>71484653
>implying that matters
Welcome to the world of badge engineering and silhouette cars, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ItFIhKlYQ
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when did the free lap pass become a thing and why?
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>tfw this excuse for a racetrack
>tfw this isn't Watkins Glen
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>>71484858
When they stopped letting them race back to the line, coincidentally after a race at New Hampshire.
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>>71484858
like 10 years ago, and safety
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>>71484858
It's essentially the Dale Earnhardt Jr rule.

Anything to get a popular driver back on the lead lap.
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>>71484858
After they started freezing the field for cautions. It used to be customary for the leader to allow any nearby lapped cars ahead of him and get their lap back when a caution came out.
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>>71484788
Yes and they don't spend money on dodge

>>71484855
Well aware of that. Especially with diesel killing the vw budgets
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This motherfucker would make an amazing Sprint Cup car if done right
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>>71484858
>>71484946

after this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG32BZPebY8
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>boring race is boring
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>don't let Hillary leave you defenseless

Wew lad nra
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>drivers use mirrors to see where other cars are
Holy SHIT lads
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>>71485037
>tfw I was under the grandstands when that happened
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>ywn again be 8 years old, playing with diecasts while watching the race.
Why live?
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>>71485245
Did you know that they use the steering wheel to turn to the left?
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>>71485245

And people say Nascar isn't high tech
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>>71485262
That unironically looks like a good track.
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They don't even try to hide it
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>>71485354
It's based on a real track. Almost an exact scale replica. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name of the track.
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>>71485398

m8, did you take a picture of your TV?
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>>71485354
Outside of the chicane on the left, that's pretty much Daytona Infield.
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>>71484451
Reminder that Ford hasn't won the Cup championship since 2004.
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>>71485354

It is
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>>71485262
>>71485354
>>71485501
Estoril
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>>71485501
Jarama?
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>>71485354
>>71485501
Estoril
The portuguese gp from f1 and motogp was held there
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Nascar to COTA, when?
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>Lelgano
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>commcerial cawshun
>(((debris)))
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>LOGANO KEKED BY DANICA
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>>71485750
When Eddie Gossage dies.
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>>71485632
>>71485650
Thanks. Never actually seen a race here, so it's hard to remember.
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>>71485750

epic again

cota is a shit track
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>>71485037
Bobby Labonte driving like an absolute madman there.
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>>71485750
Honestly an oval with elevation changes and asymmetric corners sounds cool.
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Is GE making fun of autistic people?
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>>71485037
>cautions breed cautions
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>>71485857
This is what I said last time.

Put a hill on the back stretch of New Hampshire and high banking in the last corner. That would make this race interesting.
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>>71485750
Will they go back there?
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>one guy to beat
>run right into him
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>having to explain what a wave-around is
W
E
W
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>>71485750
Look mom I'm making a low energy shitpost again
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>shit track
>fake cautions
>awful commentary
>toyota

This is the worst season ever
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>>71485963

>german gets offended by this

typical
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>>71486131

meme race
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>>71486165
At least there isn't a caution clock in the sprint cup yet.
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>>71485857
>>71486107
North Wilkesboro has elevation changes.

We're not allowed to have nice things.
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>>71486131
No. Supercars is looking at an Asian expansion.
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>>71486131
No. It was horribly promoted, and everyone in the paddock threw a shit fit about the the logistics of it.
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>>71486208
>in the sprint cup yet
>sprint cup yet
>yet
>YET
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>>71486151
>low energy shitpost

>time taken to photoshop something
>low effort

m8, at least use some fucking logic in your insults
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>>71486131
Apparently attendance was dismal just like every other race at that track. Would be neat to do something with indy car but I doubt they want to go further than Kuala lampur. Just like super gt doesn't have to go anywhere further than thailand. Not much to gain from going to the us.
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nice """system"""
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>>71486322
Please have sex
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>>71486502
>shitposting
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What if Martin Truex fails post race inspection again? NASCAR would be forced to disqualify him, right? Should 2 or more rule violations in one round disqualify a driver from the chase? I think it should.
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>>71486502

Does getting bummed by Danica count?
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>>71486817
What did he get busted for last week?
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>chase drivers are there because they run up front

good one lefart
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>>71486956
Buescher is in 28th. This is the best Ford can do.
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>>71486949
Failing the lowest possible tolerance of laser inspection
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edwards wins lol > hamlin > kenseth > troox > busch
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>>71486956

And people ask why I actually prefer Fox.

>based Mike Joy
>affable grandpa talking nonsense

Who /missLarryMac/ here
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>>71487361
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>Toyota spanking every team in NASCAR
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>They still haven't built the Coca-Cola Superspeedway
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How the fuck is this track so abysmally boring?

Hasn't it killed like three people?
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>>71487772

My nigga
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>>71487836

Technically, they killed themselves
>due to the boredom
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>>71487772
>>71487882
Dear lord what did I just Google?
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>>71487607
>2 bombs weren't enough
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>>71487836
>the track is only exciting when brakes fail and people die
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>>71487772
Sign me the fuck up senpai
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>>71488006

The pinnacle of track design
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>>71488255
That's not frank n beanz ring or caketin
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>>71488255
>>71488385
>not earsplitter expo center
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>>71488006
autism
>>
commercial cawshunz
5556
>>
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Danica leading the race
>>
>>71488559
Damn, ARCA sim?
>>
>commercial caution
>a net
>>
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>forgetting to turn left

YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB
>>
>commercial cawshun
>>
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>Dodge Raceway Stadium
>Old Spice High Endurance Speedway
>Red Ball
>>
>>71488715
NR2003

Though ASRX does exist
>>
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>Panica leading the restart
>>
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>>71488799
>tfw 500 laps around dodge raceway on the gamecube
>>
>>71488813

She hit the pits
>>
>>71488781
What if he was so bored that he fell asleep?
>>
>>71488559

I want a quarter midgets sim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj8mcZx7VqY
>>
>>71488951

It's better than hitting another driver.
>>
>Krut
>>
>NASCAR games will never be good
>>
>>71489034
kek
>>
>>71489016
what a shitty design, literally insidelinewinslol
>>
>>71489034

Anon my son that is some top quality banter
>>
>>71489034
Her boss disagrees
>>
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why do i watch this every week
>>
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>41 team thinking Krut's pitstop is an iPhone 7 and can function without a jack
>>
>unironically using the term "wicked fast"
>>
>>71489221
Nothing better to do on a Sunday.
>>
>>71489221
Why is this fat babyface in charge?
>>
Hey lads, I had an event for my business fraternity, what have I missed?
>>
>>71489351
jgr leads lol
>>
>>71489299

>being American
>not dedicating your Sunday to Jesus
>>
>>71489286
New England faggots unironically say wicked before everything
>>
>>
>Danican't trying to kill Jimmie
>>
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danica battling JJ in the top 10
>>
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>kryle bullying danicles
>>
>Danica in a position to wreck kryle and gimme
Yes please
>>
>>71489388
There is nothing wrong with saying wicked, but it's become way overused in recent years
>>
>>71489473
>manlets
When will they learn?
>>
This is good racing lads
>>
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>>71489473

>mfw she bends Danica over and violently penetrates her with the microphone while calling her a slut
>>
>Weekly McDowell Caution incoming
>>
>nascar letting the 95 out just so he can wreck
>>
>>71489605
Holy shit.
>>
>>71489605
Right on time
>>
>>71489605
Shhhhbhhh
>>
>>71489556

I liked the part where they turned left
>>
>>71489605
FUCK
>>
>>71489605
woolad
>>
>>71489620
classic short track rules apply

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
>>
>>71489605
WIZARD
now say troox will crash
>>
Fatfaggot France needs the late race drama caution
>>
>>71489605
>>
>>71489657
Wouldn't it be right from your perspective?
>>
>mcdowell
>>
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>>71489605
>>
Did Krut just blow up?
>>
>>71489701
this isn't even the last one
>>
>>71489724

If meme magic is real will Danica crash out if I get dubs?
>>
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>mfw you suckers are at an ad break
>>
>thinking you're so good that people actually care about your pit strategy
>>
>edwards and hamlel pit road penalties
>>
>>71489833
jokes on you faggot I have team audio and animated video that's minutes ahead of your shitty stream

>elliot is now in 3rd place
>>
I'm glad Geico is finally making some commercials with Mears.
>>
>>71489900
I wish they would have made some with Papis
>>
>>71489893
>animated video
>>
Honestly man Kenseth is doing what he has to do, but he's being super aggressive with Truex who keeps giving him breaks.

Similar to Logano last year, if Kenseth keeps that up and Truex stays in it? It would be Kenseth's fault.
>>
>>71489942
>the entire commercial is max slapping and getting slapped by the gecko
>>
>>71489833


been watching a premierliveHD stream....
>>
kwl
>>
>>71489942
How do you sign a great spokesman like Papis and never use him? Those could have been the funniest commercials on tv.
>>
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JGRwinslol
>>
>>71490038

sadly, truex doesnt have the balls to touch a gibbs car
>>
>>71490202

...exactly
>>
>inb4 meme caution
>>
BAYNE?
>>
>>71490272


That's a big hit
>>
>>71490272
Jesus Christ
>>
>>71490148
Why does coach Gibbs have a soda machine in his living room?
>>
>Hamlin's crewman just throwing the tyre at Blaney

>BAYNE
>CRASHING THIS RACE, WITH NO CHASERS
>>
>>71490284

CRASHING THIS CAR
>>
Doubly numbers and Kryle becomes ded
>>
>>71490083
Geico too busy with all their other le epic comedy ads
>>
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BAYNE?
>>
>>71490307

If you had as much money as that motherfucker, you would too
>>
>BAYNE?
>>
>>71490307
Why not?
>>
>>71490294
you're a big guy
>>
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>>
>truex holds up kyle
>kyle divebombs turn 1
>harvick wins lol
>>
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>>71489605
>>71490272

>Kek has blessed this race
>>
>>71490371
I think Chase will use his premium restart skills to zoom past all the drivers and win the race
>>
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>>71490368
>>
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>>71490415
>>
>>71490420
>24 car
>superior restarts
lol
>>
>>71489388
Yeah, m8. We're fucked up from the annual 6 months of cold.
>>
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who /virg/ here
>>
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>>71490368
>Kahne suddenly decent now that he isn't in the chase.
The struggle is real.
>>
>>71490371
that is just about exactly what just happened

>inb4 another meme caution
>>
>steakhouse
>>
>Shithouse Jr
>>
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>>71490457
>>
>Sticky
>>
>>71490568
ayy
>>
>caution

FUCK
>>
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And he did't again
>>
>dicky steakhouse
>>
Reed Sorenson is still here. Good for him.
>>
>>71490575

retrokek'd
>>
>steakhouse

The pegged becomes the pegger
>>
>memehouse
>>
fucking overmemeJGRwinslolSWERVETHECAR is coming isnt it
>>
I can't even desu~
>>
>>71490642
If harvick stops it, he's officially the GOAT
>>
>rick allel
>>
HIT THE SWERVE
>>
Brad is in a great spot to come off turn 1 in 2nd assuming the 18 gets under the 4
>>
>>71490642
does the swerve the car thing happen after every race?

I'll listen for it on the radio if it is
>>
>>71490695
>>
>>71490758
Yes
>>
MISTER WURRR DID HE CUM FROM
>>
Hold it now you beautiful son of a bitch!!!
>>
>>71490758
Yes
>>
>>71490790
>>71490803
does it happen to harvick?
>>
FUCK YEAH HARVICK!
>>
>>71490758
Yeah, they say it on the cool down lap
>>
F U C K J G R
U
C
K
J
G
R
>>
Based Harv gonna save us from JGR
>>
Meme caution when
>>
Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr wins the race!
>>
CMON HARV

FUCK TOYOTA
>>
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woah dude weed
>>
Listening to Matt's stream right now
>>
JGR/TRD on suicide watch
>>
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FUCK
>>
FUCK HARVICK
>>
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>Kenseth
>>
Why do they have to sponsor 1 lap to go
>>
Thank you for saving us Harvick
>>
EAT SHIT TOYOTA
>>
Stewart Homicide Racing wins lol
>>
>>71490887
t. Joe Gibbs
>>
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mfw I don't swerve
>>
>>71490873

BLAZE IT
>>
>>71490916

Because capitalism
>>
>ken seth has fans
>>
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

STU-HAAAS!!!!!!!

1ST AND 5TH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>tfw a fan of a sport without a future
>>
Now watch Harvick fail the post-race inspection and them take away the win.
>>
>burning out till your tires blow out and fuck up the rear of your car

shady
>>
>>71491014
Not a chance
>>
No weaving, he blew it up. Old fashioned sabotage.
>>
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>>71491014

Toyota $pent too much to lose
>>
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>Hurrvick fails post race inspection lol
>>
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>>71491069

m8, they spent 500 million a year in F1
>>
>having to cheer with le >2016 1% sprint cuckman on your car
>>
>Kevin stops TOYOTAWINSLOL
>Krut wanted a top ten, gets a top five

Can't complain lads
>>
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>>71491312
This.

Race was decent this week.

My bracket is holding up well.
>>
WE
DID
IT
BOYS
>>
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>And the streak continuous
>>
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>>71491432
On to Dover lads...

Trucks in Las Vegas next weekend
>mfw I will be there in the grand stands
>>
>>71491682
Trucks always kick ass on the 1.5 milers. Draftlock battles and lots of memes
>>
>>71491765
>jwt
>crapton
>kbm
Can't wait
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