Olympics comfy thread #12

thanks obama

thanks for instilling a losing mentality

us olympic team is fucking trash

1 fucking gold

fuck this shit

First for dead dutch qt.

Err, she's not that cute famlan. Nothing of value was lost.

>>70000746
ew

not very qt

anyone have webm of the crash I keep hearing about?

ded confirmed or no?

I think the crash fucked her mentally. the dutch knew what they were doing.

She's not dead according to NOS, just injured

>>70001016
Here
>69999555

>>70000940
It's only day 2

VOTE TRUMP. AMERICA NEEDS TO WIN AGAIN.

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>>70000955
>>70000970
Cute is a relative term.

Compared to the Indian women's archery team, she was a 10.

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>>70001016

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>>70000940
>tfw trump will make America great again

Belgium and Netherlands dominating cycling Rio 2016.

Feels good man

>>70001016
It's in the last comfy thread toward the bottom

>>70001023
Germany friend said she's still alive

Nth for dead dutch bodies piling up in the streets

>>70001063
>injured
Paralyzed

>>70000940
don't you know competition is threatening to people?

we should just do away with the olympics. it's current year ffs.

>you will never be an Olympian
>you will never stay at the olympic village
>you will never grab a big handful of condoms on the first day and make your way to where the east euro qts are staying

I just want life to end.

What are the chances that Trump would put money towards US Athletics?

>>70001065

adding arrow to link. thanks.

>>69999555

>>70001016
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1470596367115.webm

what are we watching?

Anyone else watching diving?

>>70001171
DIVING!

>>70001132
she's able to talk and was already walking

BRASIL BTFO

>>70001171
Sync Diving, hoping for nip slips

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RIP in peace

literally lmaoing @ america 2bh

When will >we win something lads

>>70001150
higher than any previous or current candidate. he may not be into sports but he knows the importance of competition.

I don't think we've been favored in any event so far, but it still sucks that we have just one gold

>>70001107

fug. she's actually lucky that tall curb was there. made it so her body took more of the impact instead of just her head/neck/shoulder.

>>70001082
doesn't matter

US had a chance at several golds and choked it away because it's ok to fucking lose as long as you tried

>>70001299
I think your taking this dick waving contest a bit too seriously lad.

>>70001255
tonight

peaty will lead us to victory

>>70001285
And that one gold is in shooting. Now I know what we've been practicing for throughout 2016.

>>70001290

>her spine
thank you , Doctor

>>70001095
and compared to an actual qt shes a 4 at best

>>70001107
holy fucking shit

Confirmed Paralyzed. Fuck

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>about a dozen live events going on
>nbc has three channels showing olympics right now
>soccer on one
>human interest bullshit on the other two
Fuck the tv, at least their streaming is good.

>>70000746
did that bitch died?

>>70001365

This affects your status as a superpower m8

>>70001299
how long until the olympics start giving participation medals to everyone?

>>70001255
It'll be just like London. Nothing for the first few days and then we'll suddenly start winning 5 gold medals a day.

>>70001285
We'll win with the most golds, don't worry

>Getting regrets and feels about missing out on being an olympian

The feeling always passes once the games are over but it's strong right now.

>>70001207
yeah it was just a nasty face plant but at first it looked like her head landed on the curb you could see her tuck and roll after hitting her face

>>70001402

Streaming?

>>70001299
>Implying it's just about willpower

Nigga is this your first time watching cycling?

LOL didn't Obama teach you that cucking to Muslims is more important than borders and patriotism and shit?

The US athletes are probably serving as a sex-slave harem to the Israeli and Saudi ones in the vilage.

>>70001229
jej

shame those wiki mods can't handle da bantz and undo any changes made within minutes

>>70001437
Not really, we'll still have 30 more medals than the second place at the end of the Olympics

Don't why everyone's freaking

>>70001437
We can just invade other countries and take their medals

what are we watching now lads?

>>70001428

see

>>70001229

yes

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>>70000746
>that cycling finish

I didnt ask for these feels

she's "conscious but in shock"

>>70001397
Source?

Women's synchronized diving is on, if you guys want to see some pokey nipples

>>70001463
http://www.nbcolympics.com/live-stream-schedule

>>70001402
Fucking terrible. And one had tennis all day yesterday

>>70001502
Cheeky bit of diving

>>70001023
she posted a pic from her hospital bed

>>70001285
>America's only gold so far is in shooting
>Dutchies only gold so far is in biking

pottery

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Is she the biggest meme of the Olympics?

>>70001107
I think i went through there last week or something

>>70001510


>Van Vleuten fall update: They think spinal, neck or head injury.

>>70001299
A sprinter will beat a climber in a dead heat sprint 99/100 times

>>70000746

Im' so sorry for her black husband

RIP in peace

NIPPLES

>>70001387
What's wrong?

>trying to watch the olympics and being comfy with /sp/
>my mother won't stop making banal """""""observations""""""" and cheering for whoever shows up on camera

Looking for roommate.

>>70001568

>Glasses

Qt as fuck.

>>70001547
That was from a year ago

>>70001107
doesn't even look that bad

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Who's ready for British diving qt?

>>70001602
I saw em, too

>>70001623

ask her why she got you circumcised, that should be a fun discussion.

What are we watching now lads

>>70001635
oh

>>70001193
right
>>70001171
diing

>>70001645
I'd fuck her asshole so hard.

If you know what I mean.

https://twitter.com/TheRaceRadio/status/762367294391455744

Annemiek van Vleuten who crashed in the Road Race is ok. Conscious but in shock say the Dutch federation.

what a fucking dive holy shiiiet

Gonna start a drinking game where I drink whenever the announcers talk about a meme sport as if everyone knows it

Dutch Federation announces she is conscious but in shock.

https://twitter.com/mrdanwalker/status/762367799532675072

>>70001602

wait what should i be watching for nips?

Cycling is such a bullshit "sport". America does all the work and then the vultures swoop ahead to get the credit.

>>70001645
Lovely feet

>>70000799
> If you kill your enemies, they win

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>>70001568
>>70001634

Gas the numales

this female commentator sounds like a total bitch.

like she use to be a diver in great shape and now she is a fat washed up crabby bitch who just complains about the younger women better than her.

>>70001659
diving

because nipples

>>70001645
Post more waifus please. Where the /waifulympics/ at

>>70001602
Got a cap of said nipples?

Serious cellulite on that one brazilian diver

>>70001692
>>70001711
can someone repeat that for me plase

>>70001716
wot

I love Diving but I want to shoot this fucking woman who is commentating

>>70001645

Is she competing with her mum?

worst korea needs to be nuked

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>Italian divers

>>70001645

I'd wife her, Nige.

>>70001623
Where are you from lad? Trynna split a place in southern ocean county NJ?

Dat pop off by Massialas.

>>70001715
diving

Any streams? I just realized CNN stream is temporary access

>>70001788

Was gross af, thunder thighs needs to go on a diet.

>the city of Germany

>>70001702
would you rather them talk tentatively like its the first time they are watching the sport?

>>70001790
yup
>>70001510

>all these qt diver girls

i want one of them to attempt to drown me with her suit on so i can pull at it trying to get free, of course i eventually pull it off

>the city of Canada

>>70001849
NC, I'm afraid.

CAN'T SPOOK THE GOOK

>>70001623
She wants to fuck

Diving booty game is top tier

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>>70001506

>>70001428
>>70001503
>>70001229

No, she's in the ambulance to the hospital and stabilized. She is able to talk.

>GB

auh muh legs

Korea just dropped trou and plopped a tightly coiled pile on Germany's face.

>>70001867
didn't expect much from these little merchant shits, but this is truly embarrassing. footballers truly are joke athletes.

Literally diamonds watching diving

Nips, booty, camel toe

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How much ass is too much? British diver on far left

>British synchronization

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>>70001644

>Diving

It's like I'm watching Japanese porn

I don't understand scored events like diving and gymnastics. Everything looks immaculate to me but they'll come up with some bullshit reason why it sucked like they "rotated too much" or something

>>70001910
It was worth a shot fampai

>>70001910
Research Triangle?

>>70001971
middle has a 6head

>>70001571
ALright

>>70001932

She has kanker of the neck and spinal cord.

>>70001971
>fugggggg

muh fat beefy cock

>>70001971
girl in the middle need some bangs to cover that forehead desu

>>70001971
>british women

>NBC coverage interrupted for Handegg coverage
Fuck this country

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>US not favored in any event
>phelps is old and can't carry swim team anymore

thanks obama

thanks for making us a nation of losers with your fucking faggoty leadership

>brazil
ahahahahaha

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>>70002018
Not too far off, actually.

>>70002036
The massive forehead is an integral part of the typical British slag

>men's volleyball

Why bother? I want to see thicc qties

how the fuck do I watch this?

>>70002106
I know right! That's why we need Hillary!

Hillary 2016!

#imwithher

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>Brazil

>>70002106
what is basketball

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So nice to see different races coming together for sport

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>>70001971
>that forehead

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>>70001299
>what is pro cycling
>hurr why am I mongoloid american

>>70002106
>not favored in any event
Apehoop, women's divegrass

>>70001962
Yep, whole world's gone topsy turvy

Maybe you guise should lookin to online games?

>>70002106
Looking for scapegoats is exactly that kind of loser mentality.

>>70001971

Want to import the diver....

>>70001971
not enough ass
too much thigh

the worst combo possible

>>70002106
>Not favored

What is:
>Basketball
>Soccer
>Gymnastics

>comfy thread
>Americans crying about Obama

>>70001971
She only has an ass because of her thighs

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>>70002083
>not being in the gold zone

>most athletes only have the chance to win one medal in each olympic tournament
>swimmers and runners have like 592 competitions
this shit ain't fair

>>70002287
>Basketball
Congrats, you win at having the most Black people.

>Soccer
Lol good luck

>Gymnastics
China says hello.

>>70001568
well done jews. i now want more of them in my country

>>70002106

This is what happens when you're 60% white. You join the meme countries.

>proud, white Hungary beating USA for gold

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>>70002106
>>70002175
>All these spooks

"Yes anon, you have options that are very different"

>>70002290
nice

>>70002216
what episode is this?

>the war torn peninsula of Gorea-san

>>70002216

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

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>>70002290

>>70001523
>http://www.nbcolympics.com/live-stream-schedule

Any streams that don't require a provider?

GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY

>>70000000

>>70002216
god damn she got FUCKED YOU KNOW IT BAYBAYYYYYYY

SKAAAARRRRRR DEUTSCHLAND

Anyone watching shooting? L. Scanlan is a top qt

>>70002359
>Lol good luck
Yeah how dare the team that just won the world cup be favored?

>>70002287
>soccer

please don't embarrass us

On a sidenote, Froome was really good yesterday without his slaves. Really makes u think.

>>70002216
>small dick black guy
hmmmmmmmmmmm

what sport we watching now lads

>>70002359
>Lol good luck

Who then?

>>70002518
I've got volleyball up on the TV and diving on stream.

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>>70002222
yankee imperialist running dogs btfo

>>70002442
yeah sure, first he hoverhands her than her fucks her senseless

>>70002216
Don't skip leg day, lads.

>>70002518
I have Rugby, Archery, Tennis, Football on

>>70002518
>>70002518

War War 3: Korea BBQ Style

>>70002518

diving and wieghtlifting

>>70001644

>dead
>it's okay she'll get bettr.

Who /womensweightlifting/ here?

>>70002419
If you're really a Leaf, the CBC is streaming everything. If you're not a Leaf, get a proxy and use the CBC. Or the BBC.

>>70002216
Jesus that guy is like black superman

>>70002518
Diving/fencing

god this football is awful. I've seen better 5th division games, I'm not joking. they really don't give a fuck.

>>70002599
She's conscious.

Why the fuck do Arabs even exist?

>whites win swimming and meme sports
>blacks win athletics
>asians win random events in all 3 of the above
>arabs win nothing

fucking china is just too good

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how are there so few animeNEETs on /sp/ these days

>>70002518
fencing on BBC

>>70002635
Equestrian

>>70002250
That is the worst possible combo but she has an ass and a half m8 it doesn't apply to her

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> Van Vleuten conscious, transported to the hospital for further examination. KNWU doctor is with her

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>>70002372
based /lit/bro

>>70002635
sport is haram

>>70002644
it's sunday

>>70002637
that was an amazing dive

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>>70002644
i-i'm here

It's not quite the Kekympics yet.

>>70002678
>>>/mlp/

>>70002518
Diving and rugby

>>70002691
In case people wonder, that picture is from 2015

hope the US doesn't even get top 3 in medals

don't deserve it with all these fucking choke artists on the teams

then maybe they'll get their shit together in tokyo

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>this cbc cunt being a negative nancy over everyone in synchro diving
will NOTHING ever satisfy her

Rio has been a disaster and it's only day 2.

From now on the Olympics should only be hosted in first world western countries

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How do we fix team refugee?

>>70002635
"Qatar" will win the handball tournament.
Pretty sure they have at least a couple Arabs in the squad.

>>70002634

You mean zombified.

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this qt is competing in shooting right now and nobody is talking about her

why are the australian diving coaches chinese?

>>70002744
You can just tell she never blows her husband

>>70002691
Her Twitter followers have jumped from 13K to 16K in the last half hour.

Who /archery/ here? Bronze medal match on now.

>see that crash live
>everyone freaking the fuck out
>some edgelords hoping she's dead so they've seen a "live tv death"
>be me
>say everyone calm down that crash wasn't even that bad
>OMG U R SO RETARD TRIP FUKK OFFFF CX CX
>results from crash: not that bad

why can't people just ignore my trip?

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>>70002695
is it Zizek time again?

>>70002793
I dunno, the way Denmark demoralized Argentina earlier, I would pick them.

>>70002634
>conscious
with a broken back

>>70002754
>sirens in the diving pool
lel

>hothead

Get him out of here!

>>70001129


DELETE THIS

Can you flush the paper at the hospital at least or they let infections there too?

Diving stream where lads?

>>70002627
are you me

>>70002804
Name? Country? My gunfu is Ginny Thrasher but if Ginny and I don't work out I need a backup

>>70002844
why cant you just drop it?

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>>70002844
A trip that wants to be...ignored?

>>70002678

Never won a gold in it. That's a white meme sport. Even Mexico has two.

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>Brazil in charge of diving

Has anyone altered the video to have the bike slipping on a Mario Kart banana peel yet?

>>70002635

Bombing shit.

>>70002754
Rio has been great
Australia and Hungary leading in the medal board, topmost banter

>>70002938
Why the actual fuck did you just have to reply to this thing? Do you stick your fucking tongue to frozen metal as well?

>italy in charge of point and release

>>70002938
>>70002954
if people could reply to me like I'm a human being, that'd be nice.

>>70002919
Laetisha Scanlan from AUS, shes currently in last place :/

What happened in diving?

>>70002804

Cute!

>>70002804
because she isnt on tv right now for me thats why im not watching her

Who /arse/ here?

>>70002816
Going up by about 100 followers per minute

is there a neutral olympics stream that just does a medley of finals and the best bits?

i either have to cherrypick events with the huge schedule next to me myself or watch a general olympics stream that just shows belgians

>>70003037
>leave name field empty
>don't get retarded replies
WOW SO DIFFICULT

These Italian archers are so ugly it hurts to look at them.

I believe in you canads

>>70001145
damn that fucking sucks. is the name shown the cyclist?

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What do you guys think is more important number of medals in general, or number of gold medals?

>>70003037
Whaat bro you're 190cm? Fuck dude that's amazeballs. Nice trip, gives you credibility!

Fucking retard.

>>70003128
yes

what proxies work for the BBC stream?

>>70002962
Figured out why Neymar is in the olympics this year

>>70002884
http://rio.zdf.de/live/2134/

>>70003041
What the fuck kind of nigger name is that?

[spoiler] she still a qt tho thanks for the info senpai [/spoiler]

>>70003145
golds

anything else is shit

>>70003145

>making excuses already

>>70002806

Because we get qualified chinks as immigrants and you get tacos

>>70003094
I literally CANNOT stop thinking about ass I'm losing my goddamn mind

>>70003168
This. I just get a screen that says I can watch it live, but no video

>>70003037
Fucking kill yourself my man!

>>70003145
Depends on size and quality of nation. For the US def. golds. For Belgium every medal is special, gold is the dream.

>>70003145
Jesus, is that Taylor Swift?

>>70003002
Come one, you know we're number 1 at that... their lack of infrastructure is a testament to that

>>70003145
A little of both. Getting three golds doesn't matter if that's all you got and other countries end up with 20+ medals.

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>>70002851
i've got a fair number of 'zeks i'll be sprinking across threads as they fit

For those who care, our guys are beating down Tunisia's sandniggers in beach volleyball.

You may ONLY reply to this post if your country will win a medal in Women's synchronized springboard

not so fast

>>70003017
you right m8, got a lapsus brutus

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>>70003104
>>70003155
but why do I have to? I'm just exercising the right to have a name, we're not robots, we're all individuals.

>>70003094
Olympics is all about ass

>>70002844
Why can't you fuck off and stop ruining threads?

>>70003145
mix of both

>>70003216
click on it

>>70001716

>I know nothing about cycling but I want to express my opinion anyway

Holy shit, boy do I hate trying to watch the olympics. I never knew broadcasting was this jewish. Finding a stream without a proxy is killer. And even using a proxy, none of the vids are working.

>>70003246
Special snowflake comin' through guys!
SPECIAL SNOWFLAAAAKE

>>70003246
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>>70003246
>you
>exercising
Pick one

How do we fix team USA?

>>70003231

Fine. Blowing themselves up.

Massialus to gold medal match for us

>>70003145
Depends, the winning country overall is on a point system. Gold=3, silver=2, bronze=1. Golds are obviously better but don't sneeze at those silver/bronze points

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>>70003237

>>70003331
Doesn't your mother have cable?

>replying to tripfags
tourists stop immediately

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>>70003290

>>70003368
stfu hypocrite, turn your shitty reddit flagg off

>>70003331
http://nos.nl/rio2016/uitzendschema/

"kijk live"
no live commentary though

BASED ITALIAN QTS

>>70003411
>getting cable in this day an age

First, you're a faggot. Second, my entertainment only comes from my computer. Third you're a faggot.

>We have beautiful women. t. Shitaly

>>70003306
>I have absolutely NO bias whatsoever, no sir

Go break your neck in a bike crash.

>playing Animal Crossing and watching the olympics in the background
comfy as fuck desu

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>>70003417
when I click watch

>>70003427
>having a trip
>accusing someone of being reddit

So which events would it be possible to compete in if I started training now? 25 years old, been doing martial arts since I was 8

China is 2good

>>70003417
click on the schedule, then you can watch live events from there

CHIIINEEEEEEEE

>>70003484
what a stange combination

>china
How do we stop the red menace?

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>>70003427
Are you taking part in this?
I hear you're a good walker

>>70003511
fuck off everyone else with a reddit flag knows you're being a cunt as well

nys my man.

>>70003447
What proxies are allowed?

>>70003544
This desu

>>70003417
Photobombing Batman

>>70003540

I'm sure based on your flag you could earn a shooting medal.

>>70003145
for the big winners quantity is probably the best indicates since it shows that the hundred of top tier athletes they send was worth something

for the smaller nations, shit we would be happy with bronce

>>70000940
The US Olympic team doesn't start dominating until the team sport tournaments come to a close
[spoiler]and until it's time for the sports that black Americans play[/spoiler]

>>70003562
I'm excited for this, because in London, people were dropping fucking dead during the race.

This is the true death race.

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>>70003545
naw m8, guess I'm just fucked ?

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>>70003571
Nys doesn't race anymore friend. He was a legend though!

>china
LOL NO GOLD FOR U

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just wanted to congratulate netherlands on their double gold medal in cycling

China beat by Taipei.

Fantastic.

>>70003671
There's a big play button on it for me so yeah

>>70003726
>>70003686
What sport?

>>70003458
I know you're being sarcastic but even joking about them being attractive is going too far.

OH SHIT

THE CUNTS AVE MOVED INTO THE BRONZE

AusGODS are about to upset China's 16 year synchronized diving dynasty

Whats everyone eating?

NONE OF THESE FUCKING THREADS ARE COMFY, NOT EVEN THIS ONE. FUCKING AUTISM EVERYWHERE