/nba/ General - Throwback Edition

First for Sixers dynasty

First for Simmons and Embiid running train on the league for the next decade

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Lakers

Posting /nba/ related workouts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4nkgCi0UHU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSqeWUuQSlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E3O0K02HpM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA0QP9fRjBE

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>>69691111
Nice quads but this is how pickup is done mate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j3UPzF2CCQ

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>>69691157
>>69691164
>>69691182
>>69691194
>working out

>>69691202

wew midget Jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR4IuqIV7Qg

>>69691209

desu I get up at 5am 5x a week to shoot by myself, work on dribbling, etc, it's a little autistic but it's the only way I can keep up during pickup games

i'm 6'0", played PF in middle school and high school and never grew more. so i had a big man's skills in a little dude's body

im really focusing on my handle and speed atm, but I'm still slow as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl7X9qocZpw

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>>69691111
>tfw no athletic friends to play pick-up with
>most of them are either weebs or NEETS
>only have two friends who like sports, but only one plays
Nice digits tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iq_baP4Mv4

>>69691264

I had this problem too, I just sat around at the park near the basketball courts until someone asked me if I balled and if I could sub in for them. I just kept coming back and now I'm a regular.

Another way to do it is see if your gym has open court at a certain time, I know LA Fitness used to do it. They even had jerseys and refs and shit

Last option is joining a men's rec league, which I plan to do this upcoming year as well

>>69691244
keep working at it so one day /nba/ can infiltrate the nba

>>69691111
DINWIDDIE

I skipped the band work, you should stretch out obvs but however its up to you

https://youtu.be/wQWmRIHavC8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eop1HMFB-Zc

I should mention Jeremy Lin goes to my gym and I've played with him once or twice and he's a pretty chill guy, hope he does well this season

>>69691111
>hello I'm Dennis Stanton
>simulate the pass
>simulate the screen
>train at game speed

no, tbqh

https://youtu.be/Gbkr6xiCaPU

>>69691264
>NEETs who don't play bball

now, that's hell on Earth senpai
How do American neets spend all that free time?

Last one, I'm going to try this one on Monday

I look at the ball sometimes when I dribble, trying to break that habit

https://youtu.be/y9co2GbNZCY?t=38s

>>69691378
>How do American neets spend all that free time?
they do what harry does

Reminder only cucks rep team broships

>>69691409
DAMUIBROYHBWMAMS

>not going to mlk park on the east side with the boys and calling out next

Do you even ghetto basketball?

>>69691157
>>69691164
>>69691182
>>69691194
>>69691405
Cheers senpai, I'll try them out today

>I look at the ball sometimes when I dribble
I never let myself do that, but I always look at the basket. Consequence of too much time not actually playing with other guys to pass to. Does mean that I've got deadly jumpers off the bounce though.

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i wish my ankle wasn't mush

>>69691111
Why would ypu post such an ugly picture? You need to go outside and make some friends

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>>69691438
>"ay cracka! watchoo doin here?"
>"oh i'm sorry i think i got lost"
>"get yo white bread ass up outta here"
>"o-ookay"
mfw never went to a public basketball court again

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>>69691492

I'm a pretty bad friend desu, I've learned not to bother meeting other people because I always end up disappointing them

>>69691506
disregard friends, acquire (You)'s

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>>69691506

fukkk shit just got real

>signs Demetrius Jackson to a guaranteed deal
>signs Bentil to a partially guaranteed deal
>has not signed Jaylen Brown yet

what the f is Danny cooking again?

>>69691460
sorry to hear that famalam

>>69691518
okafor trade, they're realizing he's a bust, but philly hasn't yet. Okafor for brown 1 for 1.

>>69691506
Then why are you bothering us on here?

>>69691523
damn that actually sounds plausible.

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>>69691528

harry you are not my friend doe

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>>69691544

o shit

>>69691504
Show up call next with the guys hanging around the hoop. Talk shit and ball up in said next game. Don't lose the court.

That's it man.

>>69691523
>The signing of Brown can have been delayed for two likely reasons. The first was to preserve cap room for a trade or signing. While his cap hold is just under $4 million, he will probably sign for about $4.8 million, meaning the delay created an addition $800k in cap room.

>The second is that since 1st round draftees cannot be traded for 30 days after they sign, getting Brown under contract would delay a trade by a month. Furthermore, Brown would have a salary number of zero in a trade, which could also be important in a potential deal. If Brown is unsigned, it may be because he is being discussed in somewhat advanced trade negotiations.

tbqh I expect Brown to sign on Monday; but in the meantime it is fan to speculate

>>69691111
I already do twice a week family

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>>69691590
>twice a week

>>69691567
that advice is gonna get someone hurt

>>69691596
I go on runs on the other days, people just dont care much about basketball where I live. Luckily I'll be going to a big basketball college town in a few weeks and I'll be playing ball all the time.

>>69691164
Damn, Kobe fucking sold me on all those fakes and I'm just watching the fucking video

>>69691612
>I'll be going to a big basketball college town
Wish I could do that, the US sounds fun as fuck sometimes

>>69691182
Travel at 2:07. Changes pivot foot.

Closed

>>69691660
he dribbles before the foot touches the ground, this is legal famalam

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confirmed 7kt proxies/vpn's
>UK
>Venezuela
>Canada
>Greece
>Australia
>Germany

>>69691660

its legal desu watch it again

>>69691763
who?

I wish I could go ball at the park earlier but my city park's only open at sunrise

So for example, today the earliest I can go is 5:50am

Do you guys think I could get away with going at 5:30am? I work at 7 and I like to get a full hour of balling in, then 30 minutes to shower, dress and eat

I'm walking distance from the park btw, it's two half courts

>>69691849
>Do you guys think I could get away with going at 5:30am?
depends, but i would say yes. is your area filled with police?

>>69691859

There's no police station within 10 miles, but there is a fire station down the street. The only issue I see if that they are newly built condos right across the street and I wonder if people are going to get pissed and report me for playing ball too early.

>>69691905
i wouldnt but i mean i don't know your area, just be careful and dont dribble too hard. and try to swish it when shooting cause hitting the back board, the noise it makes, is annoying af when you're trying to sleep lol

>>69691905
If it says it opens at 5:30 then you're doing nothing wrong.

>>69691961

yeah you right senpai, i'm looking at sunrise hours rn and it looks like it varies from 5:50 to 7:00, so it's kinda fucked

>>69691969

they say "sunrise" on the sign, ima have to call and clarify because that's like a hour difference depending on the time of year

>>69691961

I live in Murrieta/Temecula no meme, it's pretty chill here for the most part

>>69692013

Maybe Knicks fans, but TWolves and 76ers fans are pretty much based

If Simmons ends up being half the player he could be, and Embiid can give them a Yao like 5-6 years, this might be fun

>>69692037
Embiid is gonna be a quicker, stronger, more athletic Yao that will shoot and make threes

No thanks. I already go to the gym. I'd rather stay home and watch anime.
>tfw handsome, buff, and smart, but watches anime

>>69691763
You forgot Israel lad

>>69692356
That's disgusting breh. She could be licking some dangerous germs

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My current 30m workout, you don't see 3 pointers because I don't have range past 18 feet working on it slowly though

Squat dribble is just getting low and dribbling without looking down, left and right hand then crossing over

And "around the key" is just going through all the markers in the key starting furthest away and making a post move or bank shot... Around the world style. Make it, you advance, miss u gotta keep going til you make it

Its basic but if you keep good pace its a good workout

>>69692369
that is digusting, thats like telling a girl you're stronking your dick and then licking your fingers wtf brruh

>>69692356
that's not sanitary at all

>>69692356
Did she wash her hands and her reproductive organ?

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>tfw /nba/ is getting /fit/

>>69692370
You are not working out by doing drills. I guess you're working out skills, but you're not really working out. Maybe if it was one on one, but since you're by yourself, it's not really working out.
Don't kid yourself that you're working out.

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>>69692450

Is this how NEETS justify not do exercise?

>tfw really want to go play ball but haven't played in 4 years

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>>69692450

Wew i can taste the salt from here

>>69692450
what should he do then? play pokemon go? leave him alone. if there is a small amount of cardio involved he is working out a little.

>>69692469
It's exercise, but barely. Running miles and pushups would give you a better workout.
It's because you're doing it by yourself.
Also, I've been lifting for years now. I think I know what I'm talking about you filthy fucking casual.
Don't confuse the terms exercise and workout.

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>>69692450

Literally what

>>69692497
Throwing a ball in the hoop is not a workout. It is a drill.
Since his "workout routine" consists of tossing a ball and ,I would assume, light running to compliment, it BARELY PASSES AS EXERCISE.

>>69692450

Most of us play ball because we love it doe i dont love running a mile on a track

Plus u are arguing semantics everyone has a different idea of working out who knows what his fitness level is

>>69692524
Then don't run a mile. But you're deceiving yourself into believing you're actually working out if you are playing ball by yourself. At least one more player would be sufficient to add intensity to it.
Is masturbation sex?

>>69692516

Im not going to write an essay because im not german and im on mobile atm

But your idea of exercise is flawed imo, obviously the ideal way to get cardio is 5v5 bball but not everyone has 10 friends that play basketball

>>69692549
>comparing masturbation to circuit drills

Nice bait desu im not biting Harry

>>69692551
Running is not the point. The point is there is no intensity in his "workout" because he's simply shooting the ball. There is no defender. He probably lightly jogs to the rim or whatever.

>>69692564
>actually lacking the ability to compare the analogy with the argument

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>>69692568
Read his post again, specifically the last part

I swear to god, you 15 year olds really piss me off

>>69692492
your workout isn't any less of a workout just because someone calls their exercise drill a workout too.

maybe add some reps of manning the fuck up? like, 5x stop defining yourself relative to others, and 15x pondering ways to overcome your personal insecurities every leg/chest day.

>>69692568
>He probably lightly jogs to the rim or whatever
If this is the case, you're right. But if he's doing this stuff at full speed, with all the correct footwork and head fakes (essentially imagining a defender) then it's a hard cardio workout, and it should be - no point in shooting fresh, you need to be able to sink them when you're exhausted.

>>69692593
I don't see your point. /sp/ full of non-fit retards who think simply shooting a ball is a workout.

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>>69692549
>Is masturbation sex?
y-yes...

>>69692597
An exercise drill is not a workout. You can call it that, but it's not.
Is that tranny a girl? You can call it a girl, but he's not.

>>69692645

We will have agree to disagree then, guy

>>69692959
no im right, you are wrong

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>>69692984

Ok. Im going to work out now anon

>>69692492
http://boards.4chan.org/fit//fit/

>>69693118
this has to be the worst crosslink of all time

>>69693118
ya blew it greece

>>69693118

Thats some inception shit nigga

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>>69693118

i'm gonna go work out my anime backlog and work out my schlong doing so, if you catch my drift

>>69693370
no i dont, please elaborate

>>69693370

>schlong

Is that German for sausage?

>>69693434
3x24 mins of intense concentration with intermittent bursts of physical activity targeting a certain muscle group

>>69691264
Mind if I safe your pepe?

>>69693370
>>69693468
sounds intense, remember to stretch first senpai

>>69693468
>a certain muscle group
which muscle group do you speak of? im curious now hans!

>>69693562
biceps, triceps, chest, and the muscles of the lower arm

>>69693603
Are these all the muscles that are used when whacking off? If I don't exercise and just fap can that explain why I'm so tense in my upper body? I fap with both hands by the way

>>69693697
i'm not sure it's all of them, but i guess that's the gist of it, biomechanically. the tension in your upper body is probably psychosomatic btw, maybe you're trying to repress your carnal lust for lance stephenson

>>69693764
ayy nice projection

>>69693764
true aryan's dont masterbate, hitler would have shot you by now. pathetic.

So who will win Rookie of the Year, Simmons or Embiid?

>>69694488
bertans motherfucker

Damn it is dead in here. Don't tell me all the bros are out at church lmao

>>69692356
If I guy told a girl he was stroking his penis and licking his semen do you think she'd be turned on?

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Fuck dirk dynasty
I'm the best trip here

>>69691244
You're my hero
I wish I loved it as much as you do. That's dedication in its purest form and there's nothing I respect more

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>>69696670
thats not saying much

>>69696670

7kt

>>69697224
7kt is ded

>>69696670
atleast his name is a clever joke like duck dynasty

you need to have a witty trip name to get respect

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>>69696670
>best
>bandwagon

I bet Embiid posts here
He's the world's greatest shitposter

>>69697422
Fuck you, go wizards came about in an incredibly organic way

>>69697763
I have to root for someone in the playoffs

>>69697773
'No'

>>69697800
m8 I'm Embiid fuck off

>>69697801
>>69697822
What's up harry. The worst part about being banned is not getting my guaranteed (you) from you guys.

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>>69697836
wonder how you got banned
lmao
m
a
o

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>>69697836
>What's up harry
>from you guys
harry is guy's now. this little nigga is mid nervous breakdown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>2 years in a row had second pick in 2k draft
>2 years in a row the first pick didn't take the best prospect
okay game

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>>69696641
>responding to posts made 12 hours ago
>not bat shit insane

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Draymond's plea deal on assault charge: $560 in fines, no jail time

>/nba/ BTFO
>again

>>69697936
and then with the 5th pick I get the second best prospect

wut

>>69698038
I imported this year's draft class and I got jaylen brown, Brandon Ingram and Kris Dunn
It was sweet

>>69698011
Most cops aren't going to do the paperwork for an assault just for slapping a guy

If he hadn't been famous, at most he'd have gotten disorderly conduct and just spent a night in jail

I've been playing basketball with some friends once a week or so for the last month. I'm bad at shooting and ball control but I'm ok with defending and making good passes. Teach me how to /NBA/ friends

>>69698200
>/NBA/
first get the name right

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>>69698200
Green was arrested July 10 in East Lansing after police saw him slap MSU football player Jermaine Edmondson, who has since been released from MSU's team to play elsewhere for his final season. MSU officials have said the release was not related to the incident involving Green.

>get's donkey slapped by the goat
>get's released from his college team soon thereafter

Scottie Pippen is top 15 all time

don't @ me

>>69699377
>Scottie Pippen is top 15 all time
>don't @ me

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>>69699524
>>Scottie Pippen is top 15 all time
>>don't @ me

>>69692369
>>69692381
>>69692384
>>69692405
>>69696342
Virgins - all of you

>>69699628
nah mate

grill eating semen = as god intended
grill eating her own juice = like drinking piss, abomination unto nature

baka

>>69691523

No, Boston just knows that we have a logjam and need to unload someone. Okafor's value is lower because of that.

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>>69699577

>>69699951
>tfw she sucked her pussy juice off my dick

>>69691534
based

>>69699983
>we have a logjam and need to unload someone

No, you have Megaball

>>69700019
Does Joel Embiid have the strongest Twitter game in the NBA?

>>69700438
Is he actually a model train guy or is that just a meme?

>>69700438
How can he find clothes that are too big for him at Old Navy?

>>69700019
Who's a more likely /nba/ poster Hinkie or Embiid?

>>69700514
Well, Hinkie is unemployed, but Embiid spent the last season laying in hotel rooms and drinking pitchers of Shirley Temples

Tough call tbqh

>>69700438
please don't harass tim duncan, people

>>69700560
They look like they're ignoring him

I could totally see him moving to Arlen and hanging out with the guys in the alley. Not sure about drinking beer tho

>>69700456

Yes. He's going to be one of the most popular players in the league once he starts playing. He's got a Barkley-tier mouth and gives no fucks.

>>69700514

I'd say Hinkie.

>>69698011
That sounds like a regular price to pay

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JUST

>2 minutes into first game of the season on 2k
>rose gets injured
lel

>>69701972
>having rose for any reason
Lel

>>69702052
I'm playing against him

>>69702084
Oh ok m8

Shams Charania @ShamsCharania 49m49 minutes ago
Sources: Beau Beech, undrafted sharpshooter out of North Florida, will sign a partially guaranteed one-year deal with the Brooklyn Nets.

league btfo

>>69702123
He's a white guy. I saw him play in summer league

>>69702123
god shamsgod 2

>>69698307
he was transfering prior to the slap, read up on it desu

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noticed something interesting

Melo is as tall as Jimmy Butler who is listed at 6'7", derozan has two inches on both while also being listed at 6'7"

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LMA, AD and Boogie are all listed at 6'11", while durant is listed at 6'9"

Klay and Green are listed at the same height (6'7"), but Green is a inch shorter, Harden is listed at 6'5" while being taller than both (with a slight camera advantage)

>>69702766
>>69702712
autism

>>69702807
DAMUIBROYHBWMAMS

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>>69702712
>>69702766

compare 6'7" klay thompson to 6'6" kobe bryant

>>69702863

CJ is 6' 2.25" barefoot, with his eyes at Klay's mouth level, that makes Klay 6'6 barefoot at best

Anyone wanna play rocket league

>>69702931
your gf already asked me. i gave her my rocket

>>69702712
>>69702766
They're standing further forward you goof

>>69703130

>with slight camera advantage

hello...is anyone here????

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>>69704132
yes

>>69702993
OK
Guess you don't wanna get schooled

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Realistically, the Knicks aren't winning fewer than 50 games. But do you think they can reach 60?

>>69704139
Jesus Christ she's hideous.

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>>69700493

>>69704321
GAY
A..A
YAG

>>69704321
Kys

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What did he mean by this?

>>69704370
>>69704418
kissless virgins detected

>>69704287
If they get to 40 I'll suck my own dick.

>>69704287
Realistically they'll win 35 games and Rose will miss 50 games

>>69704530
Neither is possible

>>69704480
the LA media said he decided to quit ambien but he is making it clear is drug addiction is here to stay

>>69704652
Niggas gotta get his 8 hours in

>>69704491
I'm neither kissless nor a virgin, and I think that anon should kill himself. If that was you, kill yourself

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>Panthers lose Superb Owl
>North Carolina loses Champion to a meme chuck
>NC native Steph Curry chokes the 73-9 record away
>Charlotte loses All Star game

what else can go wrong

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Lads, help me pick: Mr.Robot or Marco Polo? both seem good, but I still can't decide what one I should watch first

btw, LeBron still hasnt signed with the cavs? what is he waiting for?

>>69705533
Neither's great but the first is better

desu I'd seek out another show

>>69705533
They don't have any good shows in Venezuela?

>>69704491
>liking men

>>69705533
Daredevil

>>69705593
Suggest me some shows then, UKbro. I've had a lot of free time lately so I've decided to spend it on watching shows

>>69705635
Nope. The shows here are either shit, DC/Marvel shows(Flash, Gotham, LoT, Agents of Marvel) or your usual cringey comedy show

>>69705533
Lebron is taking his talents to da (oak)land.

>>69705808
>da oak
it's obviously da bay, are you new?

>>69705681
That's a shame.
As my man Seymour Butts suggested>>69705659
Daredevil is pretty good even though it's a Marvel show.

Farscape is entertaining once you get past the whacky costumes and makeup. It's set in a different part of our universe or galaxy so there's aliens and stuff. I'm gonna leave it vague so you can learn it all yourself if you decide to watch (if you can)

DIRK GOAT

>>69705836
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking midget? I’ll have you know I was drafted first in my class, and I’ve been involved in numerous playoff games, and I have over 25,000 confirmed points. I am trained in dunks and I’m the top shooter in the entire national basketball association. You are nothing to me but just another bench warmer. I will sweep your team with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting J.R. and your girlfriend's IP is being traced right now so she better prepare for the pipe, faggot. The pipe that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your penis. You’re fucking dead, Steph. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outscore you in over seven playoff games, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in scoring, but I have access to the entire roster of the Cleveland Cavaliers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable team off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

@69705975
don't fucking @ me again

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my new workout goal is to be like this ole boy right here.

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>>69706028
too bad you can't go back in time and get a 6'10 southern nigger to fuck your mom

>>69706057
>mother is 5'10
>father is 6'1
>i'm 6'4

Nah I'm good fampie I don't wanna be any taller than that.

>>69706105
you got a tall mom bro
is she hot

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>>69706105
okay, daddy was a player, I respek dat

>>69706143
absolutely


in 1988, watch old home movies of mom and dad when she was preggers with me. She literally looked like a pregnant barbie.

>dating new girl
>says she has an IUD
>inviting me over tonight

should I hit raw? pls respond

>>69706306
cum in his butt

USA vs China thread

>>69706365
>>69706365
>>69706365

>>69705996
I'll fucking @ you whenever I want and you'll love it bitch.

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>>69706520

Also wtf is Pipe doing? He hasnt resigned and hardly any team will be able to pay him as much as he wants if he leaves anymore

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Post players that you can't hate no matter what team you are a fan of.

>>69706768
No pic, but how can anyone hate D-Wade?
The organization shafted him.

Magic won the title in 2018 on my 2k save

Based Vucevic

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lmao why tf these niggas trying to bang down low?

>>69707092
he really went right at Jordan, kek

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Did you guys know Karl malone has a hot daughter

>>69707122
I can't imagine the kind of BBC she takes
but knowing how Karl is a reverse racist, it might be BWCs

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>went to sleep, woke up, watched youtube for a few hours, played gta for a bit, turn on my laptop and this thread isn't dead yet

>>69707136
dont forget he is a rapists but people seem to forget that in utah

>>69707179
are you implying his daughter is out here raping dudes?

>>69707177
this thread started 90 minutes ago

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>>69707207
>mfw I replied to the wrong thread

>>69707136
Karl Malone hates Black people more than the KKK does

>>69707272
i demand an apology

>>69707177
>current year
>using a laptop on /nba/ general
>posting gifs

hello 2007 4chan

>>69707010
Against the warriors? BASED

>>69707136
>Karl is a reverse racist
What?

>>69707367
he's a black guy who hates black guys

he's a redneck desu

>>69707384
BASED

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Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner...

>>69707359
Yeah actually

I'm personally fucked though, literally nobody is entering free agency

>>69707506
What team you got? What players?

just got back from playing ball, im dead tired lads

felt good though, watching the usa beat up china

How many mins per quarter do you lads play on MyAssociation? I play 4 mins per quarter, but that's because im lazy to play 5-6 mins per quarter and playing 12 mins per quarter seems like full autism desu

>>69707552
I dont usually play games on MyGM but if I do its 6 min. on MyCareer I play 8 min quarters

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OFFICIAL TOP 5 PICKUP MOVES

1. Fake headbutt to guy's stomach when he's taking an open 3
2. The Chair Pull
3. Slapping the backboard on a layup to look cool
4. dunking (<6'4")
5. dunking (>=6'4")

one of the better memes is you fags think these guys look good. they have genetics and the mental drive of putting a ball in a hoop from a young age. they make millions from something so easy. hahaha wow. remind me why youre breathing?

@69707611
What did he mean by this?

>>69707303
Is it okay if I ask a Canadian to issue apologies?

>>69707517
Nets, Derozen and a bunch of top generated rookies
Best free agent of the window was rated 81 so I couldn't do shit

Nets is kinda awful to play desu, since they have none of their own picks you always help the ai by playing bad

>>69707597
1 is jump shot on the free throw line

>>69707659
>Derozen and a bunch of top generated rookies
How did you get them? Trades?

>>69707668
Traded for picks early (had second pick two drafts in a row) then in the last draft I traded the picks I had around and after about 10 trades I ended up being offered two rookies from higher up than my initial picks (second best PF and SF in the draft IIRC)

2k's problem is that if you have a top player the only thing the ai will ever negotiate for is them, so even though I have something like 6 first round picks in 2019 I can't get anything in a trade for them

>usa woman vs us men select tommorow

how bad are the men going to rape them?

Why was Sam Hinkie always considered cold blooded who looked at players as nothing more than assets? I mean, when the players refer to him it's always as "Sam", and it's always in such a manner that there was a genuine relationship here

>>69707597
chair pull only works on scrubs
a good way to show off on a defender who's lacking is just walk up to the free throw line and literally take a free throw

>>69707691
This isn't really going to happen right?

>>69691612
>ball in a college town

Get ready for every chad and brad to try and relive their high school glory

>>69707732

they just announced it on the usa vs china game

i hope the nba doesnt make the select team lose on purpose, seems like something silver would do

>>69707686
I like drafiting in 2K. Its pretty fun to see players develope. Also if you even need a good 3pt PF in 2K get Chris McCullough. Hes cheap

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>>69707587
I play 6 mins per quarter on MyCareer, but I gotta say it's one of the game modes I rarely play.

>>69707760
It gets boring real quick, especially when the AI fucks with you

>NBA 2k
How do I stop missing shots when I hit the green? The game seems to cap me at 12 points, then everything just starts missing, no matter how perfect the shot is? I even missed 2 green FTs

>>69707736
Just looked it up. It's women's select team vs women's USA team

>>69707769
sounds like Curry in the finals

>>69707769
What gamemode, player, and position? and overall

>>69707785
Could it be that I've just gotten so comfortable with shitty animations? i use Kevin Duckworth's Jumper, Chris Aldridge's FT

>>69707787
My Career, PG, 74 Overall

>>69707796
Duckworth was a big man, why don't you just get Kyrie's or something

>>69707765
AI also fucks me on Association whenever I play agaisnt. HoF difficulty is pure cheese desu

>>69707807
because it looks so dumb.

>>69707783

ah that makes sense

>>69707811
I just hate the big men who cant play defense or make layups or rebound

>>69707796
I use Dame's or Gay's animations. forgot which but both are good for my 6'5 pg

>>69707818
I just watched a video with Duckworth's shot, why are memeing so much at me young man

need some decent bball shoes that wont cost me an arm and a leg

what do you lads recommend? pls no meme shaq shoes

>>69707727
because hinkie's critics wanted people to believe he was actually incompetent and just playing nba2k in real life with spreadsheet formulas.

>>69707826
>I just hate the big men
4u

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>>69707914
new shaqs

>>69707914
D Rose makes some cheap shoes, and he makes some just for playing on outdoor courts for the poor chitown negroes to afford
but ofcourse, these shoes fall apart if used too hard for too long, fucking cheap for a reason

>>69708164
Might as well buy the Starburys at that price

>tfw I remember Ben Wallace and Marbury had $15 shoes at a discount clothing store near me

>>69708164
>chitown negroes
what did he mean by this?

>>69708209
The African American population of inner city Chicago

>>69708191
Lillard 1.0's are going for 70 at footlocker, not bad for a decent sneaker
some CP3's are 70, too. I had some CP3's a few years ago and I liked them, besides the fact their low top

>>69708233

Low top are the only good basketball shoes DAMUIBROYHBWMAMS

>>69708268
yeah, if you don't actually play

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>>69708233
>besides the fact their low top
just buy new ankles while you're at the store

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should I cop?

>>69708275
I prefer lowtops desu

>>69708287

What is that?

>>69708287
>>69708304

>buying shoes made of yarn

>>69708275

Lowtops are goat, high tops are for swag fag manlets

>>69708287

What are those? Mambas?

>>69708304
new USA Kobe 11s
only reason I'd get them because they seem like they'll be rare soon

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>17 points in 19 minutes
just give the Warriors the next 5 titles already

>>69708317
not if my doctor says I need high top :(
it's hard to defend high tops when all shoes are low now, but better safe than sorry

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>tfw i missed the friendly vs china

>tfw someone is pretending to be the trip stalker when thats actually me

Fwiw i like gowiz and 7kt but tripfags are cancer and thats true no matter what

>>69708337
>playing against chinks
I could prolly drop 20-25 on them in 19 minutes desu

>>69708337
fucking squidwards house looking nigga

>>69708586
t. michael jackson nose having ass nigga

>>69708599

t. Wu tang clan listening white boi

>>69708612
t. listening to Coldplay makes me woke because no one I know listens to Coldplay ass, vaguely ethic, probably mexican ass bitch boy

>>69708624
>probably mexican ass bitch boy

t. 30 year old failure who works at Amazon and is slowly dying of diabetes

>>69708641
t. ol bitch ass 16 yr beaner, has no real hobbies or interests, couldn't make any of the sports, probably idolizes the Chads at his school for being so good at sports, not even educated enough about sports to become a PE coach, even though when he's a fat fuck at age 40, that's the only job he could hope to get, ol bitch ass can't grow any facial hair guy

>>69708719

Meet me in Temecula

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>>69708577
>>69708586
>>69708599
>>69708612
>>69708624
>>69708641
>>69708719
where amazing happens

>>69708743
meet me in 3rd ward

>>69708624
This is the whitest insult I've ever read

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I let Karl-Anthony Towns leave in free agency

>>69708787
kys on cam

>>69708784
I was trying to think of the whitest band a mexican would listen to that makes him think he stands out amongst the other beaners.

>>69708809

I am actually mexican, so kudos for that, but I'm half german as well

>>69708044

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>>69708746
really makes you think.

>>69707927

>>69708863
quit it motherfucker, I'm the original decker fan

>>69708855
Not him but, I'm a straight beanbag and that looks good as fuck, so I'm sure he'd like it.

>>69708855

pls dont you'll summon the full german

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>>69708871
are you now?

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>>69708892
yes

>>69708901
>>69708892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwgHmCP7Ljw

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>>69708863
>>69708892
>>69708901
>>69708909

keep it /nba/ related and quit spamming the same pic. take your shitty forced shit somewhere else

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>>69708901
>>69708909
neat