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Official Wimbledon 2016 Thread - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 7 - Thread 1

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Sunday Heresy Edition

Official Site Links:
Draws: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html

Official Streams (Use Smart DNS to unblock outside the UK):
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/

Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/
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Men
13:00 Kyrgios (15) - Lopez (22)
13:00 Isner (18) - Tsonga (12)
13:00 Pouille (32) - Del Potro
13:00 Gasquet (7) - Ramos-Vinolas
14:00 Vesely - Sousa (31)
14:30 Zverev (24) - Berdych (10)

Women
11:30 Stephens (18) - Kuznetsova (13)
11:30 Bacsinszky (11) - Pavlyuchenkova (21)
11:30 Vandeweghe (27) - Vinci (6)
11:30 Vesnina - Boserup
13:00 Makarova - Strycova (24)
13:00 Williams (1) - Beck
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first for Del poop in 5
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>>69191776
Can be actually do it
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Morningnlada
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how many hours till del pony match?
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>>69192600
4 hours
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>kyrgios
>gasquet
>zverev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjPLkPsLxc4
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Isner will win right lads?
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>>69192651

WAT. No, our boy JW will do it in 3.
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What are Čilić's chances? Never watched tennis before, I started this year, and I don't know much
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>>69192844
Slim. USO 2014 was pretty much a fluke
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germany sabotaging wimbledon again with another aids thread
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>>69192651
hopefully jo willy steps up and wins in 5
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>>69192844
Cilic a shit. Federer will win this year
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>>69192878
>>69192701
You guys told me Tomic was going to btfo too
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>implying this tournament isn't going to be djokovicwinslol again
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>>69192903

...Should we tell him guys?
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>>69192915
He already knows, he's just in denial.
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>tfw fell asleep ytd morning waiting for the rain delay to finish and missed djoker getting btfo
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>>69192903
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>>>/asp/
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>>69192903
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>>69193050
Wawrinka wouldn't look half bad, if his forehead were smaller.
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>>69192903
i wish i could travel to the past too
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>>69192947
Holy shit, so did I. How did it even go down?
Was it an obliteration?
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Who are your favorite tennis players? Mine are:
>Karlovic
>Federer
>Wawrinka
>Murray
>Vesely
>Querrey
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>>69193155
>Karlovic

his IQ is at room temperature level
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>>69193165
He's funny though.
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>>69193155
when these play i tend to enjoy how it looks a lot, tried to give the reason too

federer - aesthetically pleasing free flowing tennis man
nadal - autism

kyrgios - enraged play hard and choke man
zverev - lanky kid bro
simon - mind game rally friend
monfils - athletic play hard and choke man
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>>69193190
Trying the old goalkeeper trick.
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tell me about tennis sunglasses
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>>69193363
makes you look like a douche
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>>69193404
i agree it looks extremely douchebag but i can't handle the sun
either i'm just not used to being the sun anymore and not more exposure time but in the past week i played twice in "insane" sun and i basically got a light headache twice
sunglasses should help for that? or do i have to wear a cap lmao
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Anyone else have trouble posting on 4chan? I wanted to share my joy of the upset last night with you guys but it kept saying "Connection error". Anyway, Djokobot BTFO. God bless America. Where the Serbian anons at? :^)
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>>69193559
Nope everything works fine.
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>>69192844
Literally none unless the final is again Nishichoki vs. Cilic. Cilic doesn't deserve to be a grand slam winner yet here we are.
>>69192903
This. The Bot always finds a way.
>>69193165
Kek.
>>69193587
Yeah, it was probably just me. I was reading your posts celebrating Sam's victory. This slam is going to be interesting for a change.

>Murray is the favourite now
Probably going to end up cracking under pressure.
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What's Middle Sunday?
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>>69193619
Wimbledon is played over the course of two weeks. It has two Sundays. The second Sunday is the one when they play the final. The first Sunday is the middle Sunday.
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>>69193619
Normally Sunday is an off day but because of the weather we have a full days play.
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anyone got a good ace stream link for wimbledon? fuck that dns shit, as if I'm going to pay for a stream
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>>69193612
>unless the final is again Nishichoki vs. Cilic
That's the 4th round match. Winner plays Federer
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What's the weather like today? Pls no rain I just wanna watch Kyrgios and get to sleep early.
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>>69193687
Tried this?
https://www2.unotelly.com/
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>>69193729
thanks, but way too much work, can't be bothered
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>>69193723
says clear with sun periods, but that's been the forecast for the whole tournament
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>>69193785
Rain was forecast for the first week, will be clear for the next few days.
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How funny would it be if Cilic won
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USA USA USA USA
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also: Beck is a 10/10, I l love that bitch
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>>69193766
>Literally 1 minute to register & setup
Let me guess, you use a mac
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BBC coverage is so comfy, wish ITV gave up all their sports they're shit
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>>69193855
nein, ich bin einfach nur behindert
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Kyrgios when?
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>>69193977
1.5 hours to go.
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>>69193998
what why so late? shouldnt it start straight away (ie now)?
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>>69194002
hope he's trolling, it says it starts in around 10
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>>69194002
Women on first
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Alphabeta as fuck
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>>69194036
literally why? its an in progress match
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>>69194032
I wasn't. Does it really start in 10?! I doubt it.
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>>69194062
Give them a bit of a break I think
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>>69194076
why is sport hosted in England again?
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>>69193785
Get back to bet you cheeky cunt. This is my thread.
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>>69194089
The little girl is back moaning again.
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>>69193050
Wawrinka looks like Karl Pilkington here
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What a QT 3.14
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>>69194074
REEEEEEEE, you were right, guess i'll watch anime for the next few hours
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>>69194053
You must work for a polarized sunglasses company or something
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who /jerking off to sloane stephens/ here
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>>69194162
>guess i'll watch anime for the next few hours
faggot
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>>69193155
fed
murray
berdych
tsonga
zverev
monfils
kyrgios
nishi
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Where are the regulars? The 2 Finns? Drunk German? Germanbro? Dubai? Dutch lids? That ĐWL Serb.
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>>69194148
At first I read her last name as "overweight"
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>>69193372
>>69193392
What is this the 1990s still?
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>>69193155
>Murray
>Rafa
>Thiem
>Stan the man
>Delpo
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>>69194256
>berdych
What the fuck
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>>69194268
Lol, how? It doesn't even start with an "O".
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>>69194232
nobody at all
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>>69194232
She's like a slightly more attractive Williams sister. Which isn't saying much
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>>69194256
Please delete this.
>Berdshit
>Le chink choker
>Mr athleticism
>Mr weak era
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>>69193155
>Djokovic
>Serena Williams
>Marion Bartoli
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>>69194262
>That ĐWL Serb

RIP
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>>69194268
>american
>overweight
Makes sense at least
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>>69193155
>Raonic
>Wawrinka
>Kyrgios and the Kokk
>Robert
> Federror
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someone post the webm of that girl eating the banana
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>>69194315
post yours faggot
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>>69194318
Delete this.
>Mr lose in the 2nd round due to THE grand slam pressure
>Miss lose every final
>anorexia
>>69194344
Already did you malnourished leaf
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90th for tits
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>>69194232
she's black.
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>>69194256
>berdych
>tsonga
>nishi
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>>69193155
Federer
Wawrinka
Djokovic

Kvitova
Krunic
Radwanska
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>>69194331
Tears. French open final was the last time I came here and it was cancer. That Danish cuck. Americans sucking Serb dick. And all those Serbian flags.
>>69194373
>I support 2 players which are in direct competition for the GOAT title
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>>69194363
good spot lad
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>>69193155
>Murray
>Monfis
>Gasquet
>Nick The Greek
>Stan
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rate my lunch
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>>69193155
Solid list. Anyone but Djokovic.
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what are we all watching
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>>69194340
k
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>>69194458
never seen sausages like that before
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>>69194458
notabaugette/10
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>>69194458
those cocks look raw m8
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>>69194340
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>>69194340
>>69194486
I've got this one.
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>>69194474
Men's doubles
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>>69194520
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>>69194486
She's cute.
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>>69194486
Who is this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3577389/China-bans-erotic-bananas-Live-video-websites-told-not-allow-suggestive-fruit-eating-hosts-wear-stockings-suspenders.html
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anyone know when nadals scheduled to play
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>>69194563
Katie Swan.
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>>69194496
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weisswurst
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>>69194486
>>69194521
literally made both these webms
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>>69194578
Clay season starts next year
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>>69194521
The bag is bigger than her.

>>69194563
England's brave Katie Swan.
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>>69194578
Fucking delet.
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>>69194588
You're alright m8.
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>>69194599
imagine brushing up on those arms
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>>69194624
Didn't she blame the skimpy Nike dress for her loss?
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>>69194458
>Not fasting

Pmsl
>>69194578
Delete this
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>>69194648
Dunno, probably. They all are.
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IN LOVE WIT DAT CO CO
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After Djokovic is gone Slam-titles will probably distributed like in Women's tennis.
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>that thigh thickness
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http://www.fmccatering.co.uk/the-championships/wingfield-restaurant-reservations/wingfield-menu/

choose your £66.00 lunch
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>>69194752
you just know..
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>>69194875
>A 10% optional gratuity will be added to the bill
>optional
>automatically added
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Can these sluts on court 1 hurry up so we can watch Kyrgios
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I wonder why they haven't scheduled more matches.
Everythign will be over in 1 hour.
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ive been at the cottage drunk as fuck the whole weekend so i didnt see djokovic's loss

was it glorious?
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>>69194987
What other matches could they be?
They want to be back on schedule for tomorrow's 4th round craziness
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>>69194987
There's 3 or 4 matches on all courts today.
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>>69194987
They'll have made up for the time lost.
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Coco is pretty based, plays with good power but isnt a complete mutant like Serena
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>>69195033
Not really. Many rain breaks.

>>69195034
>>69195057
Yes but why not start r4? There will be new delays during the week anyway.
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>>69195075
Just speculating here but I don't think the players would want to jump ahead of the schedule.
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>>69195075
>why not start r4
Tradition
Plus they have half as many games to play as each round goes by, they'll be fine even with a delay or two
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>>69195033
Novak wasn't 100% but the many rain delays spoilt the match.
>When it was suggested that he didn't seem himself during practice on Court 14 earlier in the day, the 29-year-old replied: "I just said I don't want to talk about it. Please respect that. Thank you."
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>Guy keeping ahold of the tennis ball after it's gone into the crowd in the doubles
Someone get the foreigner out
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>>69194752
>>69194890
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Can anyone stop Serena this time? No Mugu, no Vika, no Maria, Kerber doesn't do grass, Halep just lol... Maybe Aga or Keys?
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>>69195064
She's a proper cunt though
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Sloane is actually playing some amazing shots right now
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>>69195144
Aga always gets blown off the court with serena. She can't handle power at all. Keys definitely could on her day. I think serena gets 22 though, can't see her losing 3 finals in a row
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>>69195224
she did lose 3 in a row already didn't she?

US
Aussie
RG
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>>69195144
Radwanska just falls apart against Serena.
Cibulkova looked good yesterday, don't know if she's got what it takes to beat Serena though.
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Do you think a lot of sex happens at slams, as in the Olympics? I mean at the Olympics everyone stays in one cordoned-off village so you can understand it but at slams tennis players don't really all stay together do they?
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>>69195255
oh shit you're right. meant in a calendar year though
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when's kyrgiwog playing?
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>>69195265
>but at slams tennis players don't really all stay together do they?
They do. All the women stay in 1 big house nearby, it's non stop beef sandwiches.
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who /RealAmerican/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-paa3wwGWww
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>>69195265
no doubt its a 2 week orgy
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>>69195265
all the worthwhile players will be focused on the game and all the goats have pure waifus
only plebs mingle
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>>69195255
No, she didn't make the US Open final
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>f1 starts in 12 minutes
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>>69195478
thats right, cheers Nige
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>>69195361
He'll probably lose to Mahut now.
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>>69195265
I bet Nick Kyrgios fucks a lot of low ranked tennis bitches. That's probably why he never wins, mind is always somewhere else and his body is always drained of cum
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kuznetsova-sloane looks like its gonna go 3 sets so another hour minimum until kyrgoat
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this blonde girl is so thick
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>>69195506
how do you think genie got her concussion
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>>69195506
What an alphabeta
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>stephens
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full time sick cunt in the gucci cap
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Which match are you currently watching alphabetas?
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>>69194403
>Djokovic
>Any player at all
>Contestant with ROG for GOAT

Pick one
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>>69195507
Least we get Del Potro soon it looks like
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>>69195536
Did he choke her unconscious with the pen0r?
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>>69195709
the grand prix
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who names their daughter sloane? honestly, americans are the stupidest people on the planet
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>>69195709
france-iceland
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>>69195832
>sloane
She got off lightly considering she's black
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>>69195941
Jesus Christ.
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>>69195941
Was the passer-by black?
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When's Kyrgios playing?
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Can big jo come back against big jon
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>>69195941
Ayy DeLmao
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>>69196039
>he could swim
Probably not
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>>69195941
I don't get how people can't swim. Shouldn't it come naturally? I mean you can just float if you want to.
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>>69196075
Kek!
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>>69196105
Not if you panic. These people probably never went into a pool before.
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>>69196105
Absolutely not. If you're very skinny you can't. You have to use your legs to keep yourself afloat.
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>>69195941
>Why don't black Americans swim?
I'm sure they are too busy with work to take swimming lessons.
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okay i waited 90 mins

when the FUCK is Kyrgios starting?
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>>69196244
They just started the 3rd set, you gotta wait some more.
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>>69196244
Lel, probably another 30 or so minutes.
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>>69196244
1 more set
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>>69196244
Just enjoy the tennis that is already on
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rip sloane
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>>69196244
kuznetsova runnin away with this one, so not too long

but you never know with women on serve
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>>69196274
>>69196279
>>69196290
fucking joke

move this tournament to somewhere that either 1) has proper weather or 2) can afford to build real facilities
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>>69196341
howcome it isnt on Fox?

fox are showing Tsonga and Isner warming up
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Code violation for coaching against kuznetsova
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>jealous umpire trying to derail Kuznetsova
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>>69196342
Wimbledon is the best GS, mate.
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>>69196380
7 gets exclusive rights to two matches of their choice each day, you'd assume they picked the kyrgios match as one of them today
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yep this goes 15-17
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>>69196426
i know, this scheduling is just pissing me off

I just want to watch the GOAT before I go to bed. Is that so much to ask?

>>69196430
interesting. I thought only the Aus Open would be protected by anti-siphoning laws. How did Ch7 get it?
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>>69196488
The GOAT is not playing today mate
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>>69196488
>I just want to watch the GOAT before I go to bed. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry we don't schedule matches to suit convicts
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>all these unforced errors
le equal pay xD
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>>69196488
That sucks. I forgot it's Sunday night for you guys.
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>>69196488
only the quarters/semis/final are protected by the anti-siphoning laws

not sure how it all works before that, some sort of deal must have been cut between 7, fox and whoever sells the rights
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>>69193165
only if it is a very warm room

IN FAHRENHEIT
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>complaining about "come on"
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>keck
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>womens serve
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Why are there so goddamn many women tennis players who are almost hot but not quite?
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>>69196765
>why are there so goddamn many women who are average looking but not supermodel-tier
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>>69196765
Just average girls that got fit I suppose.
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>>69196765
breast reduction surgery and butterfaces
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>>69196765
Muscles
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>women in charge of consolidating a break
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>>69196765
a healthy sport body can make any girl pretty hot
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>>69197067
They have to do breast reduction just to play? How desperate.
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Is Isner ever not injured?
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>>69197147
Sometimes it's out of necessity.
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Nice choking Sloane.
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>>69196765
Sports are for men, they are too manly. You have to look outside top 100 for the casual ones to find something, like Alize Lim
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Sloane is a fucking choking slut
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>>69197490
>like Alize Lim
good taste
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>>69197147
>leaf logic
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>>69197490
Maria Sharapova was considered "hot" and she looks like she has a mustache. Must have been all the roids
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any danger of Kyrgios playing today?
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where can i find the lisicki doubles match?
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Morning tennisists,
Tsongawonga, back in the party..
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Our boy Big Servin' John Isner putting in work right now
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>>69197651
You're obsessed
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>>69197679
wimbledon
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>>69197679
You're pathetic.
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You now remember Novak getting cucked
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COME ON TSVETLANA
\o/\o/\o/
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>this stephens choke job
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>>69197679
Master race?
You're a full on nigger, pure.
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>>69197807
At least the match will be over.
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>sloane
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>>69197761
Memes aside, that's pretty good for tennis: total dominance of the #1 draws people off and fucks up other players' confidence.
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I woke up before 3PM on a Friday for this?
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>>69197803
*svetlana
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>>69197901
(You)
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Whats with the Kyrgios love in this thread? The guy is a fucking clown that acts like a child.
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>dumb bitches finally finished
thank fuck

time for KyrGOAT
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>>69198086
Literally one person.
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>>69198086
It's literally just one person.
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>>69198086
Kitty Chiller detected
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>bouchard and Lisicki are unironically playing with each other in a doubles game.

WHY IS THIS NOT ON TV OR ONLINE FUCK SAKE.
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>>69197606
Sugarpova as a sex symbol is just a product of media brainwashing propaganda. Zverev is hotter than her.
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There's an injured bird outside on my yard. My neighbor is an elderly lady, she called the animal services and they say we should kill it. The elderly neighbour wants me to murder this bird.

It can still jump around, it's just that one of it's wings is broken. It's trapped inside the apartment complex yard though.

What should I do?
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Delpo beating Stan and then getting btfo to a literal who
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Lineswoman hit right in th head by Pouille
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>>69198116
Stan Wawrinka detected

>>69198126
Mia Freedman detected
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>>69198181
>just one of the wings broken

Kill it or it will suffer much longer
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Isner looks like a retard trying to play tennis. It doesn't look right.
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>>69198216
>Mia Freedman detected
for >>69198124
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>>69198181
Put it out of it's misery.
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>>69198181
Fuckin normie first world problems REEEEEEEEE

Throw it into the fucking trash can or feed it to the dogs
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Delpo, no what are you doing?
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>>69198244
Isner is the most boring cunt in all of tennis
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>>69198181
if the animal services say you can kill it and that's not possible to become animal abuse for you then you probably should take that and roll with it
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>>69198226
>>69198255
how would I do it?
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>>69198181
take it to the local vet

they'll euthenise it
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>>69198258
Kek, this. Just throw it away.
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>>69198181
Nurse the bird, you're not its father
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wtf delpo
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MAYBE STEPHENS SHOULD HAVE BENCH N SERVE
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>>69198291
Besides Lisicki, yeah
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>>69198340
you're NOW it's father
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>>69198323
Hit it with a rock
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jesus christ delpo
why did u beat based stan to lose to a who
fuck you
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>>69198116
>>69198124
That makes sense then. I can't remember an Australian sportsman ever being so widely hated by the Australian public.
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>>69198323
I think the most humane way is to wring it's neck.
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How long will it take KyrGOAT to eclipse Federror's slam record?
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>another 20-hour fifth set coming

Why do they let Isner do this?
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>>69198441
Not really a who and Wawrinka isn't really great at faster courts.
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>>69198445
Fuck off and take your tripe to the Fox Sports Facebook page

KyrGOAT is based as fuck. Literally no oine "hates" him except the twitter and reddit crowd (ala you)
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>>69198463
Longer than his lifetime will be
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Fiinbro, did you end up finding Youzhny's thesis??
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>>69198512
>i-if you hate k-kyrgios y-you're reddit
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>>69198441
Pooye is talented youngster, future top player
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>>69198258
>>69198401
>>69198336
Fucking inhuman third worlders, it's a living animal
>feed it to the dogs
Jesus christ this isn't game of thrones
>>69198391
already threw some water and bread crumbs at it
>>69198459
maybe I should just go for this
>>69198441
Pouille's win will allow Bernie "mad cunt" Tomic to get into the quater finals
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>>69198441
I TOLD YA SO. I DUNNO IF IT WAS U PERSONNALLY BUT I TOLD U GUYS HE WAS OLD AND BUSTED!!
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>>69198441
This. Wish he'd lost now. Stan would have gotten farther and provided some memes at least
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Big serving hangs on
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BIG SERVIN
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>>69198512
I like Kyrgios, and birds
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>>69198181
Don't touch it, those things have a fuckload of germs.
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>>69198512
>Literally no oine "hates" him

Who the fuck do talk to? other kids at school? There was a massive bitchfest about him at work the other day (20+ people saying he should be deported for being a cunt) and I overheard a bunch of people at the pub last night reflecting the exact same sentiments.
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>>69198578
I don't think I have it in me to kill it. I would just let nature take its course.
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>>69198615
so do I

my dog accidentally* hurt a Cockatoo the other day and it broke its wing. I took it to the vet but they put it down because it was old and weak

>*my dog likes to chase birds but is a woose and wouldn't actually do anything if she caught one. The bird broke its wing trying to escape
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Cmon tsonga break his ass already
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BIG SERVIN' BEATEN BY BIG SERVIN'
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>Kyrgios playing like shit
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>>69198578
>already threw some water and bread crumbs at it
Good Finnish bro
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BIG

http://www.newshub.co.nz/sport/novak-djokovic-upset-at-wimbledon-by-big-serving-american-2016070306
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Rip in piss Del Potro
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>>69196214
Vouch. I'm lean as a le tour de france rider and I can't float at all, fucking awful at swimming.
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What if Tsonga and Isner have a set that goes to like 66-68 but is delayed by rain for 6 days?
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>tfw Nadal is 30
>tfw Murray and Djoko are almost 30
>tfw Fed is 44
>tfw Tsonga, Isner, Ferrer, Berdych, that whole lot are 30-plus as well
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>>69198578
It's not too late
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>>69198578
If you're not a vegan, I hope you accidentally suck a dick one day you gay hypocrite.
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>>69198756
>Awful as swimming
>Is Australian
Bruh, it's like your national sport.
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>>69198760
>Fed is 44
That was a quick ten years.
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>>69198760
>KyrGOAT will literally be no1 for the next decade

>>69198646
>whole office discussing tennis
where the fuck do you work?
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>>69198783
>Rumania so backward, using "ur gay" insults is still considered insulting
Top kek.
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>>69198800
desu it feels like 10 years since he last won a slam
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>>69198760
It's ok bro, we have a new 10 year champion GOAT on the rise
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>>69198760
Feels good desu, had enough of these old farts
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>>69198760
We are going to have a period like the early 2000s where every Slam has a different winner, no dominant #1, &c.
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>>69198760
Avetage age at the French open was 34. Steroids are allowing everybody to play a lot longer
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How long until our guy gets his first slam win?
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>>69198821
Hi redit. Refugees welcome amirite xDDD
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>>69198941
Nishikori is yet to slam his first pussy, so tennis will probably have to wait
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>>69198973
That's rich coming from a country who emigrates all over Europe.
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This is dumb. Isner's serve isn't going to get broken and neither is Tsonga's.
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Isner and Tsonga clearly going for the world record
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>>69199083
stfu, we've been here since the beginning of time and you evolved from us
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>>69199128
one of them will chimpout
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>>69199128
There ain't no eternal games.
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>max got 2nd
call me aquafresh or colgate or sideways france faggots see what happens ;^)
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>>69199128
Isner couldn't break bread. It's just a matter of time until tsonga breaks him
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did you guys seriously believed delpo would get far?
the delpo pattern since 2013 is
Recover from injury>Upset a top 10>Get stomped a match or two later by a who>Get injured again
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>>69199155
>Rumenia using the same rethoric used by liberals talking about Africa
Top KeK.
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>>69199182
Some here were talking about him going against Murray in the semis or whatnot. But anyone who knows anything about sports knew he was OLD and BUSTED.
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man how do i get quads like lopez/berdych?
is it genetic or can you actually mold yourself that way without creating horrible muscle imbalances?
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>>69199182
The fuck? He'sn't played at all since '13 until now. Just 2 matches last year.
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>>69199290
Just squat with a protein heavy diet. Ain't no rocket science.
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>>69199290
FRONT SQUAT AND GENETICS
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What's the least important skill in tennis?
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>>69199290
How much money do you have
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>>69199290
>is it genetic or can you actually mold yourself that way without creating horrible muscle imbalances
part both

just do squats and leg presses
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>>69199228
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Iceland fix this piece of shit please
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>you now remember sabr
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I like to imagine Isner as that autistic kid who does one thing and only one thing.

>Kiddo, come practice forehands
>Nah I'm fine being here all by myself
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>yfw 103—105
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Yeah no, not watching that Isner shit any longer when better matches are going on.
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>Monga and Kyrmong in charge of returning serve
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>>69199568
Bruh, there is Zverev-Berdych on. Aka, Lil Germany vs Big Germany.
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GET THESE FUCKING SERVEBOTS OUT MY SPORT!!!

FUCKING AMERICA STOP BENCH PRESSING AND LEARN FUCKING TENNIS

I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THESE DUMB HAT WEARING BIG SERVIN' RETARDS AHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Isner is a fremantle dockers fans
kill that mong Tsonga
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John Isner loves 'em long eh
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OH MY DOG ISNER

EZ HABBENING
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how come there are tennis threads but nobody ever makes one for table tennis
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>>69199655
I know but it's a blowout.
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>>69199568
I took me 5 mins to turn that match off.
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>>69199756
Nah. Zverev might break back..
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>>69199756
Because there no Chinese on this site.
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>>69199689
HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>69199689
Sipping from my Eagles mug right now me old kippa
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>>69199752
>Ping pong
>Worth watching on shitty streams where you can hardly tell where the ball is
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>>69199685
>hat wearing

Is this due to all the extra pressure on their American't brains?
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The bird seems to be in okay condition, it's feet are still working and it will survive for as long as people here give it food, it will be the yard bird, warn us against criminals etc.

The animal protection services don't know shit, no one is gonna kill this bird
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Kyrgios' forehand worse than I thought, really overrated, I hate his technique, so ineffective. Awful player off the ground. Ony serve.
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>>69199840
it's to guard from sun when they jump so high to SERVE BIG
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>>69199685
It's annoying as fuck. They should bring in a rule that prohibits players from serving 200+km/h
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>>69199367
Underhand serve
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What is this bench pressing meem?
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>>69199705
sweet
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>>69199841
Jerk off on it and post pic
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>>69199841
that's cruel m8
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YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
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>>69199840
pic related
>>69199872
it's the postmodern version of roddick's u pleb
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>>69199877
Really????

Come out from behind that proxy, Todd.
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This is never going to end. Fucking Isner
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What is with this Isner guy? Is it not a real 5th set unless he goes at least 10 games?
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>>69199889
Serve bots benchpress.
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>>69199878
?
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>>69199986
No way, Roddick had one of the most whippy pull backs on his forehand and finished above his shoulder on his baseline groundstrokes, Nick is all elbow and fast arm
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>>69199931
no

you do it, I live in a humane Nordic country, where even Romanian beggars are treated nicely
>>69199941
fuck off m8, would you like some fat ass to come break your neck if you hurt your arm a
little? Fuck off, go kill a spider
>>69199986
>it's the postmodern version of roddick's u pleb

dank description bro, it's a good shot
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>>69199841
>The Bird Who Could Not Fly by Jaakko Räikkönen
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>>69200123
thats why its the postmodern version brah
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>>69200124
Are you a vegan?
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>>69200101
Penalise players that serve above 200km/h. No more servebots
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>>69199986
Why are you showing me these fuck ups?
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C'mon Zverev. Don't lose out like a scrub.

>Get breaked once
>Lose the game

That's for fucking scrubs.
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>>69200124
except its not going to heal trapped in a courtyard you dickhead

more likely it will just be killed by someones cat
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>>69200202
He's not on birds level yet
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>>69200176
Different V word.
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>>69200198
Ye you just said that.

?
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Whoever wins this battle is going to lose the next match anyway.
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BREAK NOW
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11-11
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>>69200242
he's baiting you senpai, ignore his low quality shit
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Lopez with the topspin backhand passing winner, shit just got real
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>>69199685
Serving like that is an art form. Why can't you appreciate it?
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Best Wimbledon since 2013.
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>>69200302
True.
Do you know much about Kygrios? He looks quite hunched, does he have a back problem?
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>>69200350
Because Chokeabitch is gone.
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Dubs decide what final score will be
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This 5th set could be a while.
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>>69199752

Or squash threads :(
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>>69200391
Mainly yes, but there's some nice meme matches as well.
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>>69200374
Shitty posture to match his shitty mental strength and attitude. Wimbly doesn't start until all "Australians" are out
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KyrGOAT match will be done before the Isner vs Tsonga even if this one goes to 5 too
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>>69200404
Based Mahut
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>>69200339
Servebotting is art when you're 1.96 like Raonic, 1.93 like Nick, or 1.85 like Fed. Isner and Karlovic are zero skill, only using their 2.08/2.11 tree.
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>Zverev slipped TWICE

FUCK BIRDSHIT. Show some sportsmanship.
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So with Djokovic out, a Kyrgios and Tomic final is basically guaranteed right?
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>the city of Nadal
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How the fuck is he going to win
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>>69200553
9 french opens though...

NINE
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If you put Kyrgshit on a shock therapy o get rid of his memeness he would win 5 Wimbledons
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>>69200581
GO TO THE LOCKER ROOM FOR A QUICK BENCH SESSION
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>>69200553
Delet this right now.
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>tiltez
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>>69200553
How is he still number four with these shitty results? Does he just win a bunch of 250's and occasionally a masters?
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>>69200553
He's getting old, I don't see what's wrong.
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>>69200636
Uncle tony controls the rankings
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>>69200639
>Getting old
Nothing Doc FUentes can't fix. He just overrated.
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>>69200636
Yeah. I mean did Nishikori or Wawrinka had far better results? Not really. There's no competition.
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dubs and we go past 20-20 in the fifth
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>>69200581
float like a butterfly, then throw a bee at Isner
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>>69200699
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>14-13
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>14-13
They've played over 6 sets at this point. 5th set tiebreak, when ?
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>>69200699
Wub
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>>69200699
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>>69200699
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>>69200699
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>>69200699
oh fugg
>Isner vs. Mahut v2
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I wonder if the haters will jump on the bandwagon when Kyrgios beats Murray next round or if they'll wait until he wins WImbledon

>>69200699
no breaks

trips and we are going to 100
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>>69200699
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>>69200699
IT'S COMING HOME
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This is so fucked

Like when you're a kid and you ask your dad what would happen if people just kept scoring in a penalty shoot-out. Except it's actually happening year on year.
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>this match will never end
>>
He dun goofed
>>
>Isnore
>>
This is still a short match in Isner terms right?
>>
Put a fucking tiebreak at the end of the fifth for fuck sake and be done with this circus
>>
Is anyone watching Isner vs Tsonga? Is the atmosphere any good?
>>
>>69200936
unfortunately
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>>69200958
Yeah it's pretty good the crowd really likes Tsonga
>>
>>69200953
Fuck off.
>>
Would a tiebreak at 12 games all in the fifth make everyone happy?
>>
English crowd rooting for Tsonga.

Nobody likes Isner.
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>>69200958
m8 it's intense AF
>>
>tfw out of nurofen plus
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>>69200958
The Wimby crowd really like Tsonga since he made a few semis a few years back. Willing him to put a stop to Memener atm.
>>
Previous 3 sets combined lasted shorter then this set haha
>>
84-82 soon
>>
in a near future we'll have tennis matches with fans screaming and playing drums in the entire match
thank frogs
>>
Is this THE memiest Wimbledon ever?
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>>69201003
>>69201007
>>69200983
Don't they know its gonna go on for hours?
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>Zverev broken again
Yawn. Fuck that kiddo.
>>
please comeback based zverev
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>>69201045
I think everyone forgot about 2010
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Tsonga got this
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>>69201045
They're cheering for Tsonga fwiw
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Would a Isner Mahut final be the most meme?
>>
IN
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>le no movement or skills but big servin meme
Why are all American players like this?
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>>69201145
That was insane. One micrometer just in.
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>>69201136
Dubs and this happens and they keep playing until September
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>>69201036
A bit early to say...
>>
Isner wants to push this to three sundays.
>>
>>69201179
National culture of prioritising athleticism over all other sporting attributes
>>
>>69201179
>Why are all American players like this?
What sport does short Americans even play?
>>
>>69201200
>Kyrgios - Murray next round

Hmm.
>>
How long until they just go to a tie break?
Could they play for 6 days, get to 300-300 and hold up the entire tournament?
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>>69201223
And PEDs.
>>
>>69201241
>Could they play for 6 days, get to 300-300 and hold up the entire tournament?
Yes.
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>>69201241
yes
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>>69201229
Murray in 3 sets
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>>69201229
>mfw Kyrgios - Tomic happens in the semis
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>>69201241
yes
>>
Where will this match end up? Second longest?
>>
The grass is gone no wonder he slipped.
>>
KYRGOAT BRINGING IT HOME LADS
>>
COME ON ISNER YOU LANKLET FUCK
>>
>6-3/6-4/6-3 ?

FuckingZverev. Seriously, that's literally the scrubbiest game you can play. At least in a 6-2 or 6-1, something went terribly wrong/you weren't good enough or what not. With that kind of records, it just means you were such a scrub, you were unable to even try to actually win when you should have been more of a threat.
>>
Gud Jab Tsonga
>>
MATCH POINT MATCH POINT
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>>69201304
forgot photo
>>
MEME
>>
gg tsonga
>>
Thought he was going to win on a double fault for a second. Fucking hell
>>
COME ONE TSONGA
>>
Crikey, next match point in one hour
>>
>>69201333
Nice skills from Tsonga tho
>>
>>69201339
Game-wise, yeah it's already the second, but sets haven't been too long so far
>>
KILL THE WHITEEEEEEYYYY
>>
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>
ALL A
ALL A TSONGA
>>
dubs and this game goes for another 2 hours
>>
Shouldn't Isner be getting considerably more tired ?
>>
>>69201426
Nah, it's never ending
>>
At what point do they just ban BIG JOHN from Wimbledon?
>>
>>69201443
yeah he's looking meh but he could be faking idk
>>
THEY'RE MANICS, MANIACS ON THE COURT
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>>69201443
No he can do this all day.
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>>69201455
>those dubs

FUCK
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>>69201464
Haha Italy haha lol
>>
oh fuck, isner and tsonga. should have seen this coming
>>
Zverev keeps trying to the net, when he loses so many points there. It's almost comical.
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>>69201464
zaza plz
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>>69200699
>>69201455
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dubs and the final score is 150-148
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>>69201494
Why you hating on the future #1 friend?
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>>69201529
I ain't hating. It's destroying me to see him commit so many tactical faults.
>>
>>69201443
It's not like he hasn't done this before.
>>
What did the umpire just do in the Kyrgios match that pissed off the commentators?
>>
>Tsonga not even sweating
>>
gg isner
>>
I don't get it. Tsonga is clearly the better player. What the fuck is going on?
>>
>>69201558
Not frequently enough to count desu
>>
hello where are the tsonga streams :-DD
>>
Can't the umpire just stop the match and let Gasquet through to the QF
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>>69201577
Gave him a time violation as kyrgios was about to serve for the match
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>>69201577
He gave Kyrgios a time warning at a bullshit moment (right as he was throwing the ball up while on match point)
>>
I CAN BREAK THIS SERVE

UUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGH

t. Songa
>>
MATCH POINT !!!
>>
FINALLY
>>
ogre
>>
YES FUCK YOU ISNER YOU FREAK
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New Thread
>>69201643
>>69201643
>>
Dubs and Isner breaks back :^)
>>
>Bench press and lose
>>
BIG SERVIN BTFO
>>
watch Isner fucking break Tsonga now
>>
lol finally
>>
inb4 Tsonga chokes his serve
>>
FINALLY
>>
HE'S SO BROKEN INSIDE
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>>69201680
LMAO
>>
That guy in the crowd who keeps shouting triggers some deep instinct in me like, keep thinking my dad is bellowing up the stairs at me
>>
WHY SO BIG JO?
>>
>la danse des pouces

fuck this meme Jo
>>
Tsonga/Gasquet

That should be good.
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considering suing williamhill if this goes to a 4th and doesn't go over 40.5 games
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>memezrev in charge of chanlenging
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