/heem/: dariush edition

Third for 3mil buys for 200

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First for Claudia better win

http://m.de.ufc.com/media/ufc-160-free-fight-velasquez-lesnar

How can Hunt even compete against this?

>>68168549
i got her at +205

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>mfw somebody says a cuss word

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>yfw it was announced Brock isn't fighting a can

>>68168513
tbf he fought a lot of dudes with good chins. he fucked up denis kang, jorge rivera when he was still kind of relevant, cung le, etc.

no shame in not being able to knockout chris leben or dan henderson or whoever, not many could

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Does anyone else finally feel glad to be alive?

I keep remembering Bisping won the title and smiling.

>Ariel Whowani?

>>68168599
There's been a lot to smile about these past few days

>>68168576
>no gf
>barely any friends
>comes off as incredibly awkward in interviews and embedded
>weird fighting style
>idea of fun hobby is collecting swords and getting in fights on twitter
is cruz /r9k/ as a fighter

>>68168564
Craziest opening 30 seconds to a heavyweight fight ever. Strong second is Mir vs Duffee.

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>>68168613

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>>68168599

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>Brock does his bullrush and gets KOed by the first punch Hunto lands

>>68168660
Rod Whoroca?

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>>68168599
>>68168662

Big Business Brock and Left Hook Larry team up when?

>>68168521
Hey, pathetic bitch OP. No one here gives a fuck about an Invicta card in July. You dont need to put all those chickenshit mma cards two months out on there. Put some recent news links instead if youre gonna be the autistic little bitch that HAS to make the OP every time.

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>>68168677

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>>68168723
calm down dude

>>68168649
Frye/Takayama is the top and nothing even comes close

if this is superheavyweight i think brock will win

So TBD is Mark Hunt.
Wow.

>>68168767
this

takafrye is the true goat just bleed of all tyme

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>>68168576
>mfw saw this at cruz's after party

Would you let her punch you?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGTi2jMq4by/

>>68168816
lol

>>68168767
>he didn't at one point have the WEBM saved as "war_in_the_pacific.jpg"

>>68168767
Sorry meant to mean that as in the UFC Heavyweight division, forgot that caveat.

>>68168820
Thought the dude was Gabi Garcia before playing it

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?s=espn

ARIEL RATTING ON DANA AND LORENZO THEY ARE GETTING TOASTED ON NATIONAL RADIO LOL

>>68168816
>*deep breath*
Had me laughing right away. Well done/

>>68168873
What show is that? Labetard? I'm listening to his Dan Patrick interview from earlier.

>>68168816
Can any artists clean this up for me and make it look more like cruz? I just used the template from the joe rogan groupie. Let's make for more fighters.

>>68168873
What has he said so far?

>>68168873
page keeps crashing because ESPN still uses flash in the year 2016

>>68168954
working fine for me

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>"no one told me it was off the record"
>"a sport born from the gutter is dictating journalism"
>"wh-why isn't UFC letting me come to shows anymore"

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>>68168873
>the sport grew from the gutters and wants to dictate the terms of sports journalism

>>68168932
Yea its lebetard hes on live for another segment after the break. Based ariel said dana said he was done and would never cover ufc and he could goto bellator. Dana said lorenzo hates ariel and thats why he got fired. They said hes too negative and based ariel is angry

>>68169009
When's Ariels MMA hour thingy that he does

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>ariel confirmed he slept with dana and lorenzo's mothers AT THE SAME TIME

>>68169027
1 hour

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>"Le GOAT got blown out yesterday but so did MMA.Today we're gonna have Ariel Helwani on. He's gonna break down UFC 200, the return of Brock (toilet flushing noises, steroids soundbyte 3x) Kimbo is fighting soon too (gunfire and police sirens sound effect). And if there is time he'll talk about being fired"

>>68169027
1 bong i believe

>>68169027
One bong

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>hurr durr poor jew
Hopefully this faggots ends the same way as Stitch.People got butthurt for 2 weeks and then everyone forgot about it.

>>68169034
>>68169038
>>68169040
Thanks lads

>>68169050
!shill detected!

>1 bong until mma hour
I hope he flings poo and burns as many bridges as he can.

>>68169050
>Shill hasnt been watching mma hour for the last 2 years

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>tfw King Nate will take his rightful place as the GOAT MMA journalist

>>68169075
>first guest on MMA Hour
>Tito Ortiz

And thus the greatest shit flinging of our time begins

>>68169050
That's exactly what will happen.

>>68169107
LMAOOOOO I JUST FUCKING LOST IT. BASED ARIEL WILL GO IN

>>68169037
CHECK THAT 5 SOUNDBYTES

I hope Dana just gave him this temporary ban to see how he'd react and behave. This asshole should have known better when he fucked up with the Conor-Nate fight. And then the reveal of the OSP replacement.

Ariel gets away with a lot of shit so I'm glad to see Dana jerk the leash a bit.

Helwani doesn't sound that smart for a jew

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>It's a Arie Hawaii is crying episode

>>68169107
but Tito hates Ariel, i guess the hate of Dana trumps that

>>68169181
>ariel doesnt work for dana
>ariel will still be doing exactly what he has been doing going forward.
>assuming not going to events stopped ariel from covering them before

Welcome to journalism dana cant leash the jews

>>68169181
They have before already. Remember when he was suspended for covering Bellator.

Why does Ariel Helwani never stop crying?
Even before he got fired from fox he just whines and complains. Is that something to do with being a Jew?

>>68169181
>This asshole should have known better when he fucked up with the Conor-Nate fight.
What did he do?

>>68169121
>>68169201
He's not on the show, but that would be fucking great

>>68169093
I watch mma hour occasionally and mma beat.
Still UFC can do whatever they want and he can't do nothing about it. He shouldn't be greedy bastard who would do anything just so he reports on something first.

I can imagine this smug faggot being all cheeky when he departed ways with UFC and decided to steer some more shit up and lately revealing this shit with Bork.

>let's piss off Dana and Fertitta brothers and then be surprised when they tell me to fuck off
>b-b-but I thought us jews have special treatment
Top kek.

>>68169251
>He shouldn't be greedy bastard who would do anything just so he reports on something first.
Why not?

>>68169251
Have you been listening to anything that ariel said in this interview?

He literally said like 5x they had every right to do what they

>>68169213
dindu nuffin

>it's about ethics in MMA journalism

lol ariel handled that well

he's obviously smart why doesn't he get a job doing something that matters

>>68169315
nothing he did was unethical. Its always about ethics in journalism

How does this make Helwani any different than someone like Luke Thomas or the other mma journalists that arent on the ufc payroll?
The only thing he can't do now is do interviews at the events.

>>68169204
He can certainly kick that asshole of the inner circle. I hate that Ariel doesn't acknowledge that he's privileged as fuck and basically allowed to be an inside guy. He's only as big as he is because he's given a lot of extra leeway and access. Dana's ball, dana's rules.

>>68169318
Because he likely enjoys this. He could cover any sport on espn in all honesty and i would enjoy it

>that scar that Cain gave Brock

Also Brock's back on SC

Wasn't Ariel banned from post-fight pressers a few months ago?

>>68169345
>doesnt acknowledge he is privileged
>says in interview that he told dana you made me one of the biggest names in mma.
Do you guys just post about what he says without even turning on the show? lmao

>>68169343
Ariel hasn't ever been on UFC payroll, he was on Fox's until a few months back
You sound new

>>68169363
I believe his post fight presser spot was because of ufc tonight. I think when he was let go he stopped that

They keep trying to get Brock to spit out his pay amount

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>Brock Lesnar is unironically fighting one of the best strikers in the division

>>68169413
please let him batter mark hunt to death

>>68169381
I never said Ariel was on the Ufc payroll.

>>68169434
bad taste
bad you

>>68169376
Then he has no room to bitch! He can only be mad at himself for being a shit head to the people that gave him the tools to build himself.
>Breaks conor-nate before fox does
>fired from fox
>gets extra petty and reveals osp replacement
>asks dana tougher and uncomfortable questions at pressers
He's shown no remorse for his actions and would rather bitch and become increasingly petty.

What are you niggers watching? Or are you listening to lebetard? I'm watching Rich Eisen. He's gonna have Ariel on later.

Dan Patrick seemed like he could give a fuck about the whole thing. The only reason he was on is cause McLovin is a jew.

>>68169439
You should've never said anything.

>>68169434
Seriously I'll be cheering for Brock.

>>68169447
This. He got multiple warnings and didnt wanna listen. He flew too close to the sun.

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>mfw people prefer talking about Jewani than Bork

>>68169447
Wait, you have a problem for him practicing journalism? Question; are you Dana White?

>>68169477
>cheering against hunt
>supporting the ufc
seeing two common denominators here; both symptomatic of severe mental retardation

>Brock comes back and brings the fight game to it's knees

McGoober BTFO

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>>68169434
That's why i love heavyweight fights, i'd be perfectly OK with any of the two possible scenarios.

>>68169483
Biting the hand that feeds you. Then when the hand doesn't feed you, going out of your way to shit on the floor and tear up the living room sofa. Then claiming you're just being a animal.

>>68169447
>Brits dont listen to interviews
jeez dude stop the being triggered and look at what happened and if you are going to comment on what he says do yourself a favor and listen to 1 of any of the 9 interviews he did today. You are new to the concept of journalism arent you?

>>68169517
UFC doesn't feed him, his sources feed him. He's not on the UFC's payroll and if the UFC were giving him this info, which they aren't, they wouldn't have an issue with him reporting it.

Will Brock/Hunt be 5 rounds? It's gotta be co-main, but it's not a title fight, yet it's above two other title fights on the card.

>>68169525
He's hiding behind the journalist label. He's a crooked executive leaking inside information for his own benefit.

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>I'm not swallowing tonight Jon...

>brock upset jewriel leaked the news first
>jewriel getting bigger buzz than brock

brock vs ariel when?

>>68169517
ufc never has paid ariel.

So I'm watching UFC 199 and, guys, I think I might really like this shit. Dat Hendo-Lombard

>>68169573
They gave him extra privileges and access. He didn't get the FOX job by himself.

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>>68169560
>executive
>banned from ufc for own benefit
I cant even

lorenzo is a manlet and everything else that is wrong with humanity

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>>68169602
>he can't into metaphors
>wants to argue about journalism

>>68169600
And he lost the job because he gave Rory MacDonald a platform to positively discuss free agency.

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>>68169624
He's unironically buying the raiders so his faggot son can play in the NFL

>>68169600
It was never the ufc that got him that job. Implying that is one of the silliest things ive ever read. Considering he always did the same things he got fired for.

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>>68169568
>Bork will never spear tackles the jew rat in half and then gnp his face into a mush
a man can only dream

>>68169544
>Will Brock/Hunt be 5 rounds?
Of course not.

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>There are people on /heem/ RIGHT NOW who genuinely do not realize that Brock vs Hunt will be a repeat of Stipe vs Hunt

RIP in peace Marcus

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>Tuck that dick Jon, not in the mood...

>>68169647
No, he lost it because of leaking Conor-Nate. The perfect excuse to fire him. If he wants to discuss these things then he's going to have to discuss them over at the craps table now lol.

>implying I don't want to fuck Hendo's daughter

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Has ANYONE ever fucked their shit up worse than Conor did?

My God. By dicking around he not only lost his spot headlining the biggest card in UFC history, not only permanently damaged his relationship with Dana and friends, not only lost $10 MILLION, not only made himself look fucking retarded, not only drew attention to the spectacular ass kicking he received, but now, with Brock, he has also demonstrated that he is NOT the biggest draw in the MMA world and that at any moment Bronck can swing by, sell 3 million, and then fuck back off to professional wrasslin.

This is a JUSTing of historic proportions.

>>68169568
Brock doesnt even know who helwani is, dummy.

>>68169631

>needs to go back to elementary school and relearn what a metaphor is.

The shill is real

>>68169718
Journalists don't leak, moron. They report. Sources leak. The RoMac interview was the final straw.

>>68169434

Hunt will take his head off

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You are in a department store and this guy comes offering his help on matching tie and shirt.
What do you do?

>>68169729
He played a stupid game and won a stupid prize. I want to see Conor, after seeing 200 shatter records because of Brock, try to justify him being the largest draw in MMA.

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>People think Hunt has a shot
>They didn't see Miocic take him down at will

You people sticking up for ariel are worse than that guy that took that picture of conor holding that lighter. If you're in the inner circle, you play by their rules. Otherwise go stand in the bleachers and break your news when you see the commercial.

>>68169722
what does she look like?

does anyone else really like claudia? like not in the creepy waifu shit way but just as a person and how she presents herself.

>fun
>passionate
>grown-up
>kind
>tough
>down to earth
>smart but not autistic


find another UFC woman with these characteristics.

>>68169672
He (Lorenzo) would have to sell any stakes he has in the casinos or gambling industry to buy an nfl team legally. He just bought the palms like a month or less ago so it will never happen until they sell the ufc off.

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>Mark "Murders People" Hunt gets to fight Bork "Doesn't Know How To Take A Punch" Lesnar
I'm so happy Hunto is gettin paid

>>68169776
tell him no thanks i wear tshirts basketball shorts with no boxers and sandals everyday

>>68168582
bisping daughter should became an actress

>>68169729
>200 sells 1.4 million
>202 sells 1.5 million
>Conor gets more of a PPV cut because there's less champs/stars
>UFC gets 2 big paydays instead of 1
Everybody wins tbqh

Escudero, Clint Hester, Dominic Waters, Willie Gates, Yan Cabral, Filip Pejic, and Masio Fullen have been cut by the UFC

>>68169792
>Hunto

This is enraging. I truly hope Brock permanently Hurts that jerkoff. If not I hope he develops """""""""""CTE""""""""" anyway

>>68169780
being banned from the ufc wont stop ariel from reporting from the same sources tho.

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>>68169832
Why do you dislike Mark Hunt?

>>68169778
>Brock will win
>they didnt see chinless old midget Couture stagger pre-DV Lesnar

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>>68169819
who?

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>>68169722

Which one?

>>68169782

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>>68169817
202 will NOT outsell 200 you toasted fuck. 200 is stacked top to bottom in a way that even normies can appreciate.

>>68169832
delete

>>68169787
Rose, Paige, Tate.

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>>68169729

>Mayweather fight will net him 50 million minimum, 100 million tops

Ronda is the only ufc fighter to reach rock bottom JUST

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If Bork can take Hunt to the ground it's really his fight, I reckon he might actually do it honestly
That KO power is deadly, but he should be able to avoid it long enough to get a TD

>>68169817
forreal tho. Dana and him alluded to this. 200 would be big and make bank regardless. They would mazamize earning potential by putting him and nate on other cards. Especially putting a connor aldo rematch on a card at madison square garden.

>doing his job
>fired from fox
>doing his job
>doing his job

Fixed that for you.

Breaking news for us and holding the UFC accountable? What a horrible guy, you guys.

>>68169103
Who?

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>>68169880
>Paige

>>68169861
DELET THIS

>>68169846
>P4p legend Cotoure
>Mark "Still on dimensional" Hunt

>>68169881
The Mayweather fight isn't happening you fuckin cucumber. That was just some smoke and mirrors to get a better payday at 202 for the Diaz rematch.

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>>68169903
>Paige

>>68169544
Comains are not 5 rounds.

>>68169862
Normies won't know anybody on the card other than Jones and Brock, and Aldo because he got KTFO by Conor.
Normies don't give a fuck about the likes of TJ Dillashaw or Moose.

>>68169882
Brock is all bark and no bite. People thought he was going to FRATE TRANE Overeem too, until he got hit once and turned into a pussycat. Hunt is going to end his whole shit.

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>>68169782
on the left

>>68169598
199 is gr8 m8

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>>68169915
>Cotoure
>on dimensional
black belt lvl self ownage

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>>68169927
4 years later her striking has come a long way

>>68169880
>Rose
>Daddy issues
>calls herself "Thug" and talks niggishly
>Grown up

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>>68169888
>mazamize

american """"education""""", ladies and gentlemen

>>68169861
the one that isn't a child

>>68169937
co mains have always been 5 rounds you dolt

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>He thinks Ariel will ever set foot inside a UFC event again

>>68169713
>>68169937
I know but it's just weird a 3 rounds fight is ahead of 2 5 rounds fight

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>>68168521

>Golden gloves boxer getting reckt by jungle gook fighting

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>>68169965
>filename

>>68169954
Based Hendo. For a long time I didnt like him cause I always thought that late hit on Bisping was lame, but after saturday night I'll never not love and respect him.

how do I become a golden gloves boxer?

I'm 32 years old is it too late to become a UFC can?

>>68169729
nah
people will froth at the fucking mouth the next time he comes around, he's probably stepped up his game in the meanwhile too.

who fucking cares about 'landmark' events anyway?

he's technically had his way getting even more popular since a goddamn loss

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>>68169944
In all fairness that was post Diverticulitis Brock. He says he's more healthier now, if he does get a single takedown I seriously think he can dominate from there. He just has to avoid Hunt's hands which I reckon he can do for at least a bit.

>>68169978
no dummy that's not right

>>68169974
Hey!!!


It iz wut it iz...ya know what i mean?

>>68170020
Pretty sure Randy was like 30 when he started
He was a borderline olympian wrestler though

>>68169982
It's been confirmed brock is co main? Cause yeah that is stupid if two title fights are before the freakshow fight.

>>68169939
Normies know belts. No matter what, if you say a belt is on the line normies perk up.

Now you've got THREE fuckin belts, plus BROCK, all on the same card. That's the biggest draw the UFC has ever slapped together, without question.

202 has Conor and Nate, which admittedly is probably a bigger draw than Jones and Cormier, but unless the UFC decides to load the card up with another championship fight or two, there's no way it sells as much as 200.

>>68169974
>canadians dont realize z and x are next to eachother on the keyboard
>proceeds to say american which is a term that refers to all people from the americas
>canada is in the americas
>improperly uses quotation marks and a comma while also using improper grammar

Leave it to canada to look more cucked

>>68169982
Yeah, it is strange but it's money and numbers. Bork's a way bigger draw than Tate/Nunes/Aldo/Edgar combined

>>68170044
Yeah it's comain

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>>68169915
>Randy "In His 40s with a 16-8 Record and 50lbs Lighter" Couture almost memes your chin
Calling someone one dimensional when they knock people the fuck out is retarded.

>>68169960

2nd time Machida died in the ring

>>68170012
hendo always goes in for a cheeky late diving elbow once the guy is clearly out but hes old school i guess

>>68170050
Tell that to DJ nobody watches that man and his belt. Stars draw, not the belts.

>>68170020
mma is different because there are so many variables in the game. If you've been athletic all of your life and have the fundamentals then you can go pretty far.

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i feel helwani ruined the surprise by breaking the story just to get a few clicks. plus, if he was still employed by fox, who were supposed to announce mcgregor v nate, to go and announce it on another website is a bit weird too.

>>68170020
>UFC

Probably, but you can be a shitty regional can and you'll make about as much anyway.

>>68170026
Brock hasn't really dominated anyone from the top outside of Herring, who always struggled there, and Mir, who's half-guard just kind of sucks. Hunt is a much tougher customer with really good TDD nowadays, and it's much more likely, given their track records, that he lands a good punch before Brock lands a good takedown.

>>68170100
Manlets are an exception, no one cares about them under any circumstances.

Any belt above manletweight is a guaranteed draw, with the exception of RDJ.

Can we at least agree that mexicans are the worst posters on /heem/?

>>68170050
202 reportedly has CM Punk too.
The numbers will be close, but it's so mostly because of Brock. JJ/DC2 alone probably draws 800k at best.

>>68170042

Couture boxed in the army as a wee lad.

>>68170102
Nah I just have a good chin

>>68170088
Yeah I mean Lombard was clearly asleep but Hendo landed two more elbows to be sure. Fuck it. It's fighting.

I care way more about Stitch and Burt Watson that Lelwani.

>>68170157
>The numbers will be close
N O T A C H A N C E
O
T

A

C
H
A
N
C
E

>>68170165
Well Hendo looked a bit sleepy in round one after a couple hits, you can't just hold up to ''make sure he's dead'' you gotta make sure he's dead.

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>>68170191
Let's be real, Hendo knew he was out, the second one was a bit too much.

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>People think a mandrama fag with 5 year lay off can beat mark hunt

I dont even like mark but he will win easily

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you are at the beach with your wife and her kids when this guy comes up to you and slaps her ass

what do?

>>68170157
CM Punk vs a no-name can.

I don't think CM Punk and Brock are on the same level just because they're both wrasslers. A lot of Brock's draw came from just how insanely imposing he was physically. He's a freak athlete unlike anything else in the UFC, except maybe Reem when they fought.

CM Punk is about as unimposing and unimpressive as a fighter gets. I mean yeah, a lot of mandrama fans will tune in, but when Brock fought people like my dad, who is neither a mandrama or a UFC fan, seemed to care. The same isn't gonna be said for CM Punk.

>>68170106
Clearly you're in the overwhelming minority by getting a surprise ruined

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>>68170254
Would the lack of a pec impact athletic performance severely?

>>68170254
Yell shark

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why are the invicta ladies such memers?

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>>68170286
>Why are women attention whores?
>Why are women women?

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did he ruin his life lads?

>>68170225
That filename killed me, especially since I;ve been watching game of thrones where old men marry/fuck little girls and family members.

>>68170258

its not that bad, but i could see why the ufc would be pissed, they spent all that money and from the video itself you could see it was meant to be a surprise

>>68170315
>Ariel, Ronda, and Conor have all JUSTed themselves and their careers in under a year

WEW LADS WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

>>68170286
Why else would anyone watch?

Except for seeing the latest sacrificial lamb they've put in front of Cyborg, I mean.

>>68170315
Burned every bridge. But he'll cover Kekator now.

how many buys will 200 do?

my guess is just over 1 million

>>68170340
delete this

>>68170225
That's true, he's knocked out a lot of guys

>>68170358
3 million MINIMUM

>>68170349
>>68170340
>>68170315
I mean, no? His source, whoever it was, wasn't the UFC brass. It was a mole. The UFC banning him doesn't change his connections that got him the stories that made them so mad.

HELWANI LIVE ON THE PHONE ON RICH EISEN

Smellwani deserves to be banned from all of MMA

>>68170378
This being banned from events doesnt do a thing to stop him from what he has been doing and will continue to do

>>68170386
That was recorded much earlier lol

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Is this man the spirit of America?

>drives a gas guzzling jeep
>wears camo hats
>has distant native american blood
>listens to country music
>named his daughter a meme name (Sierra)

>>68170378
I really don't understand what this changes whatsoever.

Ariel already got himself banned from post-fight pressers, so other than pre-fight pressers (which I thought he was banned from up until Friday) what has changed in Ariel's life? He's not allowed to attend UFC events for free anymore?

>>68169776
That's his day job? He works in a department store?

The more I hear this whiny jew the less I sympathize with him. I'm listening to him on Rich Eisen and right away he's all "Oh Rich thank you and all the mainstream media for giving me attention because this is so important and it isnt the first time it's happened and I'm a victim and people need to feel sorry for me I'm being bullied."

>>68170389
>i adore sucking fascist cock

live now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNsbQ6gv7U

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>>68170410
Yes, Hendo is a true American

>>68170358
800k

>you deserve to hear what's been happening for the last few years
HERE WE GO

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>>68169787

>>68170410
He legit has a ranch in Temecula with cattle and other animals. I saw it on an embedded or countdown.

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>>68170315

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozD-IPlmVG8

Ariel Helwani is so desperate!

>>68170461
he's gonna cry isn't he?

Is he crying?

>>68170466
How is Pat such a fucking faggot?

Like really?

Is Ariel crying?

he's literally crying

>>68170449
>Ariel literally crying

LAFFFFFO

holy shit he's crying. this is going to be a spicy banger of a show.

no guests either. this is going to be bad.

>the last ten seconds of this Lamas/Halloway fight


cool

>>68170495
>>68170491
Do you have autism? Obviously he's tearing up.

>>68170409
Oh snap I noticed the mma hour hasnt started on time and figured it was cause he was gonna do Eisen.

Anyways I'm tuned and this fag is literally crying and doesnt even wanna talk about the fights. Fuck him.

as soon as dana decides ariel will be banned from any major media outlets and his mma journalist career will become a geocities blog covering king of the cage in indian casinos

>>68170493
jesus kek

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ariel is crying lads

god damn

Is this going to be Schaub-esque proportion in terms of JUST?

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>Believing Shlomo's tears

>Dana wins again
Fucking goofs, when will they learn?

heem yourselves lads. Ariel is based as fuck

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>U-uncle Dana was mean to me!

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>>68170558
Dana will literally never, ever, ever be wrong.

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:(

OI VEY THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A TERRIBLE TIME. I WAS AT TEMPLE ON SATURDAY AND HAD A MOMENT WITH MY RABBI

>>68170583
>UFC 199 was a g-g-great experience for m-me

>>68170537
bigger alot of real maistream journalists are backing ariel that normally wouldnt. Bigger espn and national tv guys all backed him and had him on today. Ariel is a mensch

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>>68170574
I've always been 100% Team Dana

>>68170546
This. You Jew you lose. Alligator tears.

this is rough

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>Jews

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>/pol/fags ruining /heem/

Classic

>>68170466
>>68170466
>fucks her trainer

this is like another hall of cost

I feel really bad for Ariel guys.

>>68170625

so?

Where are you goofs watching this

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What's his name again?

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>ywn have jewish level social finesse and manipulate people at will

KEEP CRYIN BITCH NIGGA

>>68170641
I think it's weird, and she's weird. The whole things weird.

>>68170652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNsbQ6gv7U

>>68170655

I didn't know sophie turner was a blonde

>>68170653
"The Kike Killer" Uncle Dana.

>>68170655
3, 4, 2,,,,,,,1

>>68170661
You're weird.

>>68170661
Pat got with her when she was 16 and he was 31

they are both retarded

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S H L O M O
H
L
O
M
O

B T F O
T
F
O

>STOP DOUBTING ME

>>68170652
helwani's career dying live

>>68170686
Doesn't sound retarded for him.

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>I'M THE MMA WALTER CRONKITE NIGGA
>WHEN YOU GONNA STOP DOUBTIN ME
>I DONE TOLD YOU FOOLS
>I TOLD YOU BOUT JAIDEEP SINGH

Ariel...stop....

>>68170653
Dana "Knocking Out Sholmo in Slow Mo" White
Dana "Break His Nose even the toes" White

>>68170652

waiting for dana to call in

Ariel is greasy af today

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>>68170693

Is he going to tell the story or just garner sympathy?

>>68170686
Don't be mean with people who love each other because no one loves you.

i muted the whiny kike and listened to rich eisen. Rich actually told a really good story about something going down at nfl network when adam shefter reported a qb change and the owner of the team was pissed.

>uriah faber's entrance music is ''california love''

kek

>I didn't want to go alone

>Mr. Helwani, Dana White would like to speak with you
>No I want to watch this fight tell Dana to fuck off.
>Mr. Helwani you need to go now.
>I'm only gonna go if my friend can come, Dana scares me.

AHAHAHAHAHA

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kek go to bellator

dana stone cold

>>68170731
manipulation always takes priority over the truth, dear goy

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>go to bellator

>>68170731
garner as much sympathy as possible, then tell an untrue version of the story to get even more sympathy.

>i insisted on this guy going with me

was he scared of lorenzo's mafia goons or what?

>go to bellator

FUCKING KEK

>>68170755
You're barely learning this? It's one of the most iconic walkout songs in mma.

>>68170731
it's almost like the story goes like that because the UFC fucked up

>>68170661
do you even train anymore?

ariel is lucky the fertittas didn't have him killed

>>68170794
fucking bitch made dudes, their noses are as bad as ariels

>>68170783
Literally never watched a UFC before, 199 is my first, although I've always liked Faber. Isn't he like some no-vaccines home schooled weirdo?

>Lorenzo wanted you out of FOX

UFC mafia

Fucking kike

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>they said they needed to talk to me
>I had to take my friend because I didn't want to get yelled at alone

http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/06/dana-white-ariel-helwani-can-come-to-ufc-200-if-he-buys-a-ticket/
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/06/dana-white-ariel-helwani-can-come-to-ufc-200-if-he-buys-a-ticket/
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/06/dana-white-ariel-helwani-can-come-to-ufc-200-if-he-buys-a-ticket/

dana said hes a nosy kike

>>68170794
>>68170782
>DUDE ORGANIZED CRIME LMAO
cant wait until they sell to the chinese
zuffa is a cancer

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>reporter leaks important news that company wants to be kept as a secret
>reporter gets banned
>company's somehow at fault

Guy literally got fired for the same thing, he had it coming.

>>68170808
His parents lived in a hippy commune before he was born. Was raised on wholistic remedies.

>>68170785
Not at the moment, unemployed and no insurance.