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/heem/: foty edition

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Upcoming events:

6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

Previous thread: >>68147745

News:

News:

>Lesnar's opponent to be announced on ESPN tomorrow
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/5/11861508/ufc-200-brock-lensar-opponent-to-be-announced-on-monday-june-6-mma

>Rockhold is buttmad
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/5/11860658/luke-rockhold-after-losing-ufc-title-to-d-ck-michael-bisping-i-want-kill-him-ufc-199

>Don Frye to be inducted into 2016 UFC Hall of Fame
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/5/11860184/don-frye-to-be-inducted-into-2016-ufc-hall-of-fame
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Artem
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DC is going down
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im not surprised mother fuckers
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when brock lesnar pushes the next guy's shit in, will you finally be able to admin WWE is tougher and more real than UFC?
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Jon Jones is getting heem'd in 1 month.
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NATTY GOAT
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>>68152402
screencapped
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>Reminder that Rockholds father doesn't love him enough to get on the mic and tell the world he is still his boy.
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You know what would really make this a special year?

If we could make HEEM 1 finally happen.
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You now remember Ronda Rousey.
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>tfw i heem'd Bisping in training one time

I'm basically the MW champ
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What happened between Nate and Guida backstage?
I heard Guida got slept by one of Nate's boys.
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>>68152402
>If saint-preux was DC that night, Jones would lose meme
Is that what are you really thinking? I can't think of anything else which would make me think he will lose.
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ngannou
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Why does OP keep making threads 30 posts early?
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HEIL SCHAUB
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>>68152578
Autism
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>>68152497
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>>68152558

Cause DC is clearly better than OSP
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first for

>jon...
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>>68152599
Muh hespect to all you lads. I would let any of you bang any time you want
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>>68152618
Have you ever heard of an expression 'styles make fights' ?
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>>68152529
>jon: i sentence you to get that dick sucked.
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>>68152666

>mfw people say Bisping has no class

Just see this
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reminder that rockhold deleted weidmans chin and he's easy pickings for left hook larry right now
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>>68152499
Whom?
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>>68152676

Yes and I know that DC is an overall better fighter than Ovince.
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>>68152727
>deleted chins after one KO memes
does people really believe that? i mean, i saw that meme here a lot.
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You're going to be looking up at the stars and thinking damn, I just lost to this guy on 2 weeks notice.
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>>68152529
did jon tap out or was he rendered unable to continue from said blowjob?
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>>68152745
i'm cringing for you. try watching a few more fights and then come back
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>so autistic about making op's you post them 20 posts early now instead of 10

Jesus Christ bro
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>>68152802
kek

saved
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>>68152694
>I'm the judge, jury, and executioner Jon. Be ready
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>>68152820
he blacked out
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>>68152836

Wow sure showed me there
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>>68152727
Luke pounded on Weidman for two rounds and he still didn't go out, he's fine.
>>68152783
It's real sometimes but exaggerated
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Reminder that any fighter who taps out is weaker mentally than Paige VanZant
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>>68152745
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>>68152864
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>Nate Diaz still underdog
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-202-opening-odds-despite-first-win-nate-diaz-still-underdog-to-conor-mcgregor-in-rematch
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>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
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>>68152908

k
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>>68152919
Literally going to bet more than half of my money on Nate
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>>68152919
Why isn't this happening at 200?
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>>68152879
not same dude responding to you so i didnt "get you". Hand the ipad back to your mom and go watch some more spongebob - i almost forgot it's about casual time around here
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>>68152985
Dana is a sensitive cuck
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>>68152985
because lesnar
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>>68152919
>Conor is a smart fighter and hard worker. I can understand stupid fight fans belives Conor would become BJJ/wrestle master over night, but people who makes this odds. It's odd at least.
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>tfw whenever someone caps me getting a prediction wrong I pretend it wasn't me
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>>68153007

Wait, let's take a step back here, what is it exactly are you even beefing with me about or do you just want to showcase the latest /b/ insults you learnt?

Are you trying to unironically convince me OSP is better than DC by telling me to watch more fights or...? What are you even attempting? Kindly clear that up for me before proceeding with more cringeworthy spongebob "insults"
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>>68153110
That's the advantage of murican flag here, you can be a moron all the time and no one will notice it's you.
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>“I was brought to the back by UFC [public relations] and told by Dana White that I had to leave the arena,” said Helwani, who said it happened just prior to the main event. “Dana mentioned that from what I recalled that Brock Lesnar was upset the news was released early and that this could have ruined their deal.

>“He repeatedly said, ‘Go cover Bellator. We don’t want you here.’ … I said, ‘What did I do wrong?’ He said, ‘You’re too negative.’


http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ufc-s-sad--short-sighted-banning-of-journalists-needs-to-be-fixed-immediately-001337459-mma.html
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>>68153184
stupid how upset people are getting over this shit

who the hell cares

you wanna play mr. spoiler dont be mad when the company you rely on gets mad
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>>68153184
>Go cover Bellator. We don’t want you here.’

Lol Dana man....
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>>68153168
Are you seriously that retarded? OSP is a different fighter, Jones have problems with tall guys with good reach. DC IS better than OSP, but stylistically DC is a better match or Jones. Why do you even compare Saint-Preux with DC, what the fuck?
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>>68153170
It's pretty great tbqh
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>>68153269
Good enough reason for me to pirate ufc ppvs now. Fuck Dana.
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>>68153184
Ariel got BTFO by the goofmaster
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>>68153251
whocares he spoiled something 2-3 hours before it was supposed to be officially announced.

Zuffa is just using this as an excuse to get rid of Helwani.
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>>68152919
>Now /heem/ goofs are all picking Nate and will bet on him

>mfw they get it wrong again
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>>68153251
that's some straight up mandrama tier shit right there. dana constantly is all "hurr take us seriously as a real sport" but then does shit like that.
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>>68153312
like you weren't already
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>>68153356
this 100%. the meme outcomes this year are too real. whatever seems likely will not happen
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>>68153335
>>68153374

it doesnt really matter if it's justified. you mess with the bull you get the horns

ufc doesnt have to justify at all who they give out press access to

ariel has pissed them off before so he was already on a short leash
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>>68153275
>Why do you even compare Saint-Preux with DC

Cause you compared them numb nuts, right here: >>68152558

DC fighting a rusty Jones would have done way better than Ovince did. I like how people forget that DC did beat Jones for one round at UFC 182 before gassing out and trying too hard to do things he didn't need to do. DC is actually the shortest guy in that division but he still beat on Rumble Johnson and Gus.

>DC is a better match for Jones

OSP was an easier fight for Jones than DC was. This is an objective fact.
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>>68153461
I didn't compare that, i just pointed out that stupid meme. If you don't believe that why did you said 'DC is better than Saint-Preux' ? You said that because you thought that matters.
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>>68153170
One thing Rory fan gets right, all of us Americans should tripfag desu so you can tell us apart
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>>68153574
That's disgusting and a terrible idea
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>>68153382
I'm so glad that whiny hypocrite isn't champ anymore
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>Bisbing ended the no English champs meme

Thank you
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>>68153574
state flags when?
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>>68153540
>why did you said 'DC is better than Saint-Preux'

Cause it's true, and DC is better in all departments than OSP. "Styles makes fights" doesn't change that. Anyway, what a dumb argument, I don't even know why that other retard told me to go watch more fights when this is pretty damn clear common knowledge, at least it should be, even to someone who just started watching last year.
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>>68153652
State flags are already a thing you pleb
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>>68153184
>He repeatedly said, ‘Go cover Bellator.'
>I said, ‘What did I do wrong?’
>He said, ‘You’re too negative.’
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audio from Bisping's corner

http://www.mma-core.com/videos/World_Champion_Baby_Michael_Bisping_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131473
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>>68153436
i guess i didn't really make clear what i was saying. you're right that ufc doesn't need to justify those actions and people shouldn't be surprised when they react the way they did. what i am saying is that i feel like people are frustrated by dana trying to get mma to be taken as a bonafide mainstream sport but resorting to silly mandrama like behavior when journalists don't follow the plans ufc lays out for them.
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>>68153727
There is a lizard in this picture that some people miss. I point it out every time I see it.
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>>68153727
Oh, like you are doing right now?
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>>68153574
I will fucking heem any of you statesmen if you start tripfagging
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>Watch two fighters beat each other in to a violent bloody pulp
>The country gets offended after using homophobic slur words in the post fight press

This is why America is turning to shit
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>>68153736

>Boom
>MIKEY BISBING

Those feels
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Who is the best autistic fighter? Is it Nick/Nate Diaz? Rory Mac?
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>>68153759
>silly mandrama like behavior

Reddit please go. UFC are entirely justified in plugging leaks that come from MMA journalists, especially ones who already got fired from their jobs. It was a leak job, Dana is a petty asshole for a president sure, but announcing fights ahead of schedule, especially in the promotion business costs a lot of money especially when in a deal like this, so many parties are involved.
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>>68153736

>Bisbing clearly going over and shaking Rockholds hand after the win

What the fuck is cuckholds problem claiming Bisbing has no respect?
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>>68153736
love the "that's bullshit" at any meme technique rockhold tries

how can rockhold be so bad at protecting his fucking chin

bisping was looking for those counter hooks the entire time
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>>68153962

Who's offended? All I see is you.
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>>68153736
oh man that moment when luke looks up and just says "fuuuuck"
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audio from Rockhold's corner

http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Luke_Rockhold_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131472
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>>68153614
>>68153794
>I want to shitpost with no repercussions
Only newfags trying to be a part of r/4chan's anonymous culture think tripfags are bad anyway.
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>>68154087
He's afraid if a real man shakes his faggot A.K.A hand he'll break it.
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>>68154217

>FUCK

kek'd
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>>68153184
>you will never be brought face to face with Dana just so he can call you a dummy-ass goof before kicking you to the streets
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>>68153184
you niggers don't deserve ariel. all you're talking about is him breaking stories when his true value is as an interviewer and narrative builder. so many great moments from fighters during his interviews, the mmahour, walking tour things etc. fuck you meme goofs. memes have taken over your mind and you can't see that you've lost one of the greatest meme producing platforms in mma ever.
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>you now remember fluke rockwho
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>>68153275
>but stylistically DC is a better match or Jones.

Nah. Jones can't ragdoll DC. He is a tough as hell matchup for Jonny.
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>>68154001
>but announcing fights ahead of schedule, especially in the promotion business costs a lot of money

yeah when you put it like that it actually makes sense, so i'll agree with you there. i think if dana was able to articulate that point a little better then people would be less angry about it. good stuff m8!
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>>68153736

I love these vids
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>>68153335
Hours before? I follow mandrama and saw it on a mandrama site Thursday night.
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>>68154001

You idiot, other sports don't react this way, cementing the fact that MMA as done by the UFC isn't a "proper" sport.
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audio from Hendo's corner rounds 1 + 2

http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Dan_Henderson_Corner_Audio_Round_1_UFC_199/10131470

http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Smoked_that_Cuban_Dan_Henderson_Corner_Audio_Round_2_UFC_199/10131471
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>>68154236
fuck off rory fan
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>>68153962

Even using the term "homophobic" is suspect.

In the 50s and almost unequivocably better time compared to now, nobody even knew of the term. There's a good reason for that.
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>>68154730
>other sports don't react this way

Yeah they're much worse.
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>>68154217

is that DC who says "ok now use that jab"
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>>68154087

You can clearly hear Bisping's corner men say "He doesn't even know where he is" which is what Luke was mad about.
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>Cruz
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audio from Poirier's corner

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>>68154978

stop
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>>68154966
>Faber fags BTFO so thoroughly they have to waste their already wasted time on this kind of shit
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>>68154916
Yeah I don't care for Luke or Mike particularly but his whole team was being cunty during that.
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>>68155027
fuck off casual
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>>68154400
barry is a pedo for real
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>>68155027
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>>68152969
I'm with you. I didn't bet last time and the odds were as high pretty high against Nate.
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>>68154400
is she changing her name to rose barry
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>>68155045
>being this assmad that your boy is a raging autist
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CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_JNTCNH2k
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>>68152946
>implying jacare won't trash bisping before Chris gets to
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>>68155104
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>>68153736
good stuff
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>>68155160
Raging autist who's the best at what he does.

>Faberfags
>Worshipping a 38 yo old manchild
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>tfw heem'd Bisbing in training
>tfw basically the MW champ
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>>68155215
Faber's a dick
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>Brock hasn't been in the UFC for 5 years
>Still gets fight before CM Punk who's been in it for 2

You just can't make this shit up
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>>68155234
I believe you
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MMA media BTFO
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how much are you kicking yourself when you let a 10 to 1 underdog starch you in less than one round?

i would be such a bitch about it
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>>68155309
They should cut that loser at this point, nobody even gives a fuck about his fight anymore
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>>68154001
Ariel was banned justifiably. Reporters in the NFL,NBA,MLB aren't banned because there are a ton of things to cover. Players,teams,caps,trades,etc.And have much more money than the UFC.This is why those sports will always be healthy and ripe with coverage. Surprises like Brock coming back are very rare, especially where the ability to build and lose superstars is extremely volatile.Millions invested in the likes of Cain,Ronda,Conor we can go on. We live in the age of social media. UFC kept this as quiet as they could to not only surprise the fans but have Twitter,Facebook and anything else light the fuck up. The info Ariel was given was probably from high up. He was probably told in confidence too. And he opted to report it. Nor should he be surprised they don't want him back or give him information anymore. There's a reason Meltzer,Iole and all the other cucks who probably knew what was up didn't get kicked out too. They're lively hood is reporting on the UFC. Why fuck around with what makes you money?
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>>68153778
thank you I had never seen it
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>>68155317
It's been a day and I still haven't processed that in less than four months:

>Michael Bisping defeated Anderson Silva in convincing manner
>DESTROYED Luke fucking Rockhold, the guy who trounced the fuck out of Weidman
>Became champion

Michael Bisping is the Middleweight champion.

That's fucking unreal.

And he was right. Imagine if the field was levelled before, without all the juiced up Brazilians and Hendos.

Was rooting for Rockhold, but Bisbong won me over.
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>>68155313
>I find most of it repellant.
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>>68155393

Well it's a similar situation to Brock. At some point there were herds of people that just wanted to see him get his ass kicked.
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>>68155438

Bro, you're never going to see another Bisping Or Griffin anymore. These "regular guys who just worked really hard" just can't make it anymore.
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>>68155495

Honestly no one even cares about CM Punk. What he did was supposed to be such a rebel act but here now WWE and UFC are teaming up to share Brock like he's an uber ride kek
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>>68155313
I don't like Black at all, but I agree with him.
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>>68152499
She's so pretty
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>>68155571
I realised that last night at the post-fight presser.

Griffin was my boy, he will forever be my #1 P4P boy. And now Bisbong has won me over. I hope he gets at least a title defense in.

So stoked because he finally did it after realising how much he worked for it.
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>>68155410
This would be an issue if Ariel actually spoiled anything

It's quite evident that an overwhelming majority of people did not care
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>>68152919
Easy money
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>>68152499
>Ronda will never be that cut again
>She'll continue to use the excuse "I'm softer now because I want girls to have a bread roll model who has a """""normal""""" body type.
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>>68154217
I would watch every fight from an angle like this if I could. No constant cuts, no shit camerawork. Zoom in a little but otherwise it's great.
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>>68154966
>Ring rust doesn't exist!
>*tips monster energy drink*
>*tips widow's peak*
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>>68155234
Stop posting this nobody cares.
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>>68155909

This 2bh. So damn comfy.
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>>68155635

I can see him beating Jacare. But I honestly haven't seen hm fight since he had his fights with Rockhold in strikeforce
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which ref is most likely to get accidentally heemed by wild flying haymakers?
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>>68154966
>>68155045

It'sstill pretty funny, like how the other fighters are always with friends or family but cruz just walks around with his dog picking flowers.
Then when we wins instead of hugging friends / family he thanks his sponsor and holds up the drink.

Kinda sad too, makes me think how different his style and footwork is from eveyone else...some people are just different...I heard something about his girl leaving him when he got all the injuries too
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>>68155646
It's about sending a message
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>>68156249

He said he had a girlfriend and friends but when he got injured they all ditched him. Can you honestly blame him? He seems like a cool guy, not autistic at all, seems he just likes to be secluded. I would love to be his friend.
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>>68154217

"throw the jab, throw the jab!"
"good!"

>rockhold gets heemed

"....FUCK"


kek
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>>68156249
>>68156386
I'd move to Cali and be his best friend.

Whoever left him because of his injuries deserves to die in a ditch for being absolute cunts. He's a loveable guy.

>>68156072
Post-USADA Brazilians are a joke. Jacare thinks he's hot shit but his biggest career win was demolishing another post-USADA deflated Brazilian.

Bisbong probably could.
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>>68156386
>He said he had a girlfriend and friends but when he got injured they all ditched him.
Dude that's it, andd he said that monster stuck with him through everything. His friends and gf all left him so he got attached to his corporate sponsor because they actually stuck around...
what a life
he's still the best for now
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>>68156545

>people have so much animosity for each other the only friends we have are our corporate overlords

what a time to be alive
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Found old ss
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>>68156545

Nothing autistic about thanking a corporation 2bh
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>>68156742
When I had a cold and later a sore throat, all my friends abandoned me, but Strepsils stuck with me the whole way. Thank you Strepsils for believing in me.
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>"Eww...Creep!"
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>>68156386


maybe he became an insufferable cunt or something since he couldn't train or fight
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>>68156742
>animosity
sounds more like fake friendships that evaporate when the gravy train departs
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>>68157089

or maybe they just left cause he wasn't making money
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>>68156835

It shows they have faith in your work. Honestly, some guys like Might Mouse have pretty good relationships with their sponsors.
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>>68156994
Oh Tracy Lee
Does she still do MMA Photography or is she a full time slooty cootie now?
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>>68156545
uh, i'd be pretty grateful to a company that continued to pay me when i have tons of bills and all my friends are fleeing me like the plague

they could've dropped him in an instant because he wasnt that popular to begin with and disappeared off the earth b/c of those injuries
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>>68157308
>Hey kids wanna watch your dad kill a Cuban?
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>>68157308
i think he legit blacked out from the elbow to the temple, and then got ko'd even worse

he didnt move from that final pose for like 5 minutes
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A reminder that Heems rhymes with Dreams
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So whats stopping Ariel from going scorched earth now and dig up every hidden skeleton that the UFC has?
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We got another, boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmUvQB2d9Rg
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>>68157578
He'll get buried in the desert for the amount of a fight of the night bonus.
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>>68157577
>Meant to say Memes instead of Heems
Just heem me now
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>>68157578

Trying to get in good with the new owners
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>>68157568

>That expression at the beginning
>In Hawaii This Means It's Time To Bang
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>>68157568
this is the reason why i hate anything under welterweight

theyre literally fucking eachother with haymakers and none of them are even close being knocked out even though holloway already rocked him like 4 times that fight.

its just like womens mma
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>>68157578

That's been his MO since day 1 so now he's fired and banned.

What a negative goof.
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I just watched never back down no surrender with josh barnett and jesus christ it was horrible. Fight scenes were steven seagal tier and josh can't act for shit

Why can't movies get mma fights right?
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>>68157573
I was there Lombard was down for at least 5 minutes it was such a glorious moment for Hendo the crowd was going nuts
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>>68157754
This. You don't wanna mess with the Lorenzo bros.

>Lorenzo Fertitta
>Fertitta Fertitta
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>>68157300
>It shows they have faith in your work.
Well in a way it's also for money, corporations don't bond over feelings.

It's just like when I was watching the embedded with Cruz he was the one going to say hi to the kids in the Gym and being kinda awkward. Dude if you're a kid and a world champion trains in your gym and goes say hi you'd drop evey ounce of spagetti you could muster but in the videos it's always the opposite. Like he's making up for something. Maybe I'm reading too much into this. Anyway we know he isn't very normal just by the way he moves.
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>>68157308
what does it feel like to be heemed this hard?

how is that night and the following days?
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>Stitch was never my friend
>Schaub was never my friend
>Ariel was never my friend

Who's next?
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>>68157826
fucking tough as balls island people man
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>>68157578
He can, but he'll lose direct fighter access (assuming he hasn't already). UFC will put out a memo saying any fighter who appears on his show or does an interview with him will be punished. For a journalist, that's not so bad. But Ariel isn't a journalist, he's a reporter. His brand is him talking to fighters. Anyway, just my two cents, hope you liked my post, Natty Goat bless.
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>>68157910
how much did the whole thing cost you and how were the seats
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>>68157984
i walked into a clean headkick once and got heemed. you honestly feel dizzy for at least a day or two and your sense of balance seems a bit off at times

but this looks way harder, wouldnt be surprised if he has permanent damage because of this
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An investigative journalists job is to get information that people don't want you to get.

Complaining that the UFC have made it difficult Helwani him to get information is pathetic.

It's like the paparazzi complaining about some celebrity not standing still and posing for their cameras...

The UFC is supposed to make it difficult for you to leak their news.
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>>68158044

Coconuts being dropped on your head is pretty effective natural selection desu.
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Just a reminder that iron sharpens iron
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>>68158017
Joe
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>>68158044
Poirier put this glass jawed can out in the first round.
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>>68158061
It was my first time going, tickets were $115 for middle of the highest level. Parking was fucking $25, beer was $12, there was a line to take a piss. Dumb fucks were yelling things like poke him in the eye, punch him in the arm. Other than that it was a great time I don't regret it.
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>been ironically shitposting for the last two weeks that Bisping would win via round 1 KO
>it actually happens
>Rockhold is beyond salty af
>Bisping comes out to the post-conference with some brewskis

Meme magic is a helluva drug.
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>>68158149
>>68158149

AKA you will lose all your belts

Believe you me
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>>68158149
>I train with Champions. Chris trains with jabronis
Luke Rockhold said that.
Bisping must train with "Double Champions" or something
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>le Michael doesn't respect me man
>le he didn't shake my hand
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>>68158371
Listen to his corner though. They're the ones that shat on him. And Bisping went along afterwards.
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>>68158219
cool, i dont have to worry about flights so i was thinking of checking out an event live

and you picked a fucking hell of one in hindsight
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Bit late but holy fucking shit. My boy did it.

I saw the length left of the video and assumed that Bisping lost but holy fucking shit.
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>>68155313
>a paid UFC shill shills for the UFC
Groundbreaking stuff here lads
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>>68158149
Unfortunately neither DC nor Cain are particularly great boxers. You should train with boxers for your boxing, wrestlers for your wrestling, BJJ guys for BJJ etc not just good well rounded MMA fighters.
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>>68158371
I must say, I've never seen someone take a loss so badly before. Even TJ managed to at least keep it together a bit before whining on social media a couple days later.
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>>68158371

His corner were being dicks.

AND ROIGHTFULLY SO
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>>68158371
Rockhold sporting the "I can't believe I lost to THIS fuckin' guy" look
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>>68158371
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>>68158371
Luke was looking extremely photogenic even after getting knocked out. He was posing like a model while doing his interview with rogan.
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>>68158445
neither dc or cain really replicate anyone you'll face at middlweight

having the grappling pedigree is nice but luke was just way too cocky in his boxing vs a better boxer

i like how bisping went to that oblique meme kick a few times too given luke's knee situation
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>>68158149

"Iron sharpens iron, but iron also breaks iron" - Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson p4p #1
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>>68158530
What a truly handsome fuck he is.

He's my no homo boy.
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>>68157772
but heems does rhymme with dreams, and heems makes dreams come true both for the heemed and for the heemer
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>>68158427
The whole card and post-fight presser just made for a great time
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>>68158535
> better boxer

Bisping can't box, shut up. Was outboxed by Kennedy, Leites, STRUGGLED with CB fucking Dolloway.
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>>68158427
/sp/ was pretty pumped for it too, relive the moment today:
>>68118274
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Are people actually bothered that Ariel was banned? Or are people just memeing
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>>68158637

Cormiers time to lose is next m8s.
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We're all friends here
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>>68158640
better technical boxing compared to what luke showed
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>>68158696
Friendship OVER
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>>68158696
Nothing personal, kid
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Guys I finally watched the Hendo fight as it aired. I couldnt really hear when he was talking in the arena, so I didnt know til now that he said he could feel the energy from the fans and it helped him overcome and win. I literally helped power up Hendo.
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>>68158696
this is why I dont understand all the weird animosity that cropped up before their rematch. They must've been trying to sell the fight. It's like Weidman just spazzed out or something.
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Did Luke have a chin to begin with?
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>>68158704
Yes because Luke's brain has been ruined by his shitty camp. Training with friends and suck ups turns you into a shit lazy fighter. AKA just suck each other off all day "we're the best, we're so good, nobody can compete with us" type mentality doesn't cut it.

That's why it's good to go to some real boxing gyms like the Diaz brothers do. You'll get treated like a regular guy and get beat around a bit. Good for your mentality.
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why mohammed ali changed his name from cassius clay to mohammed ali?
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guys, bisping is champ.
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Still the best MW in the world ;_;

He got caught ;_;
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>>68158830
luke was getting too close to dad's boy status with papa weidman
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>>68158637
>>68158668

>punished DC heems Jones in round 5 after an all out war

>bORK sans usada freight trains a can with a late stoppage in round 1

>aldo and edgar give a 10/10 spicy banger

would this be enough to elevate 200 over 199?
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>>68158867
he was more handsome a couple years ago, hes 31 but looks like 45 now

still the prettiest guy in ufc but whatever
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>>68158867
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>>68158937
jones fights brock at ufc 200
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Whittaker for title shot please
Keep the MW belt in the commonwealth
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>>68158371
and then Bisping goes for another handshake to bury the hatchet after the presser and Kekhold refuses while talking shit

saltiest nigga to ever lose a title
>>
daily reminder that luke had a torn MCL coming into the fight
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>>68159045
thatd do less than 50k buys
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>>68159173

MCL stands for Major Crybaby Loser disorder right?
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>Michael Bisping is all of the sudden every britbong's hero
kek can't wait for Chris to take his head clean off
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>>68159293
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>>68158637
I wish I had a man like Cormier in my corner when I fought.

What a great overall man.
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>>68159355

Weidman couldn't even KO Machida. Not only is he slow but he's weak as piss, he'd try to clinch up with Bisgoat and Mikey would just push him off him.
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>>68159293

he's NOT a loser
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>>68157308

I thought these were banned?
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good show on fox sports one counting ranking ufc legends from like 150 to 1 or some shit

found a str33m on goatd
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>>68159446
Weidman made his name putting old guys on their back and beating the shit out of them, bizbing doesn't stand a chance
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>helwani fags
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>>68159457
This is for education on elbow technique
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>>68158867
He could have any supermodel he wants but chooses to be single.

Is he closet queer?
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hey mike
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Can Bisbong beat Jacare?
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>>68159690
He's looking for that special girl shut up faggot!!!!!!
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>>68159690

>chooses to be single

How would you know? Also someone post that webm of him and that reporter girl.
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>>68159690
no he's a fuckhead, no amount of looks/money/fame can over come his personality
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>>68159785

You sound salty you dont have his genetics
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>>68159696

[ARM GATORS ORALLY]
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>>68159656
just straight up goofs desu
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>>68159858
look at my flag m8, you sure about that?
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>>68159293
Top kek
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>>68152490
I thought a lot about this situation, thinking what I would do if it happened to me. Would I tell my father to never ever do something like this again and be a jerk or would I pretend it was nice and say "t-thanks dad" and be a living joke afterwards?
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throughout the day i keep remembering that bisping is literally the champ and it keeps putting a smile on my face.
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>>68159917

You have diluted Brit prisoner genetics so yes I'm sure
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>>68159696
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>>68158535
I'm actually rather suprised by how fucking arrogant Rockhold was.

Injury or no injury he kept insisting on getting in Bisping's face when his success was all from those kicks.
>>68159936
I'm smiling now.
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>>68159936
Right? Still can't believe it.
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is michael bisping the worst ufc champ in recent history? (not hating)
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>>68159936
I think he deserved it. There come along guys like Florian, Griffin and Edgar who you feel worked hard for it. Not saying guys like Rockhold didn't. But when you see genetic freaks like him and Brock Lesnar get beat by regular looking dudes it's very satisfying.
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>>68159785
This and only this. Have a look for yourself.

https://youtu.be/BA0DikFdIWE
https://youtu.be/Dsd5Kn3nzM8
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>>68159936
>he actually did it
i remember thinking earlier in the week "what if the absolute madman pulled it off". The reality is even better, Rockholds tears are like sweet honey
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>he isn't carbed the fuck up
>he isn't on the gas


are you even trying, bro?
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>>68159785
>i'm a samurai
he clearly doesn't give to much of a fuck what anybody thinks and he's about as confident as it gets. that's what grills like.
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>>68160052
bisping should've brought margarita mix for all the salt rockhold had
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>>68160037
what, this only made me like luke more

he's seems pretty cool and like a real person in that interview
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this fs1 show pretty good
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>>68160102
theres a huge difference between confidence and arrogance

confidence was bisking
arrogance was luke
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>>68158937
everything except dc winning is spot on.

how anyone can think that tub of lard is going to beat bones is beyond me
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what were hendos odds for the lombard fight
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>>68159917
slap yourself
>>
MICHAEL

"I REKT YOU IN SPARRING M8"

BISPING
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>>68157577
>those kids are 12 and 13 respectively
>papa bisbing is unironically 6'2"
>son is actually taller than him so have to take that into account in this POV
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>>68152342

Why isn't DC able to take down jones and why was jones able to take DC down?

I thought having a lower center of gravity makes it easier for you to take down you opponents and made it harder for them to take you do in turn
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>>68160232

4 to 1 I believe
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>551 days
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Anyone have the webm of Clay waking up in heemland
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>>68155625

They all are, with makeup.

Then it comes off:
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>>68160327
Jones is actually a fairly talented wrestler. Combined with his size advantage Jones had basically a pre in place sprawl on most of DC's attempts to shoot in.
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>>68160323
>mfw not even his son believed in him
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>>68160352

>CM Punk's undefeated streak will last longer than the Spider's

P4P #1 when?
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>>68160337
>i was going to post a spicy multi bet on Hendo and the Bong but stopped at the last minute
just heem me now lads
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>>68160381

the fuck? I uploaded a ronda file and it came out with lebron james' face
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>>68160406

CM Punk - Least Hit Fighter In UFC History
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>>68160402
That was his master troll in training, younger son. Said the same shit about the Andy fight as well.

>I'd turn him and his older brother into early uncles, if you know what I mean
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>>68160443
Da land shitposters are in full force rn, probably some server error
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>>68160443

Same effect really
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>>68160323


Are his kids actually his own? They look nothing like him, except for the girl.

He admitted that his moved away from his wife while he trained. Maybe she got some D on the side when he left?
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>>68160466
CM Punk - No match has ever gone past the first 4 seconds
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>>68160026
Not counting WMMA champs, yes
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>>68159723

I really hope he does.
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>>68160562
Genghis Khan was cucked probably twice in his lifetime as well.
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>>68157577
great photo + I want to marry his daughter
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>>68160604

Yeah but he makes up for that having raped like half of asia.
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>>68160596
>Not counting WMMA champs

Though I will say that Carla Esparza got bodied badly by Joanna
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>>68160631
Cycle of Cucking (different from cuckoldry at this semantic, memetic point).
>>
it's funny how our collective knowledge of fighter tiers/rankings or who's better at what changes literally fight-to-fight. we don't know shit

MW was originally gonna be dominated by luke or chris for a while, then chris showed huge weaknesses in the luke fight, then luke got embarrassed. literally anyone can be champ in that division. just depends on who gets the shot

there is no "clear best" overall like GSP was during his run

personally i'm a moose fan and i think he will beat brunson then fight in a title eliminator against cuckhold or something, who we now know he can beat cause he has an insane chin and better stand up
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>>68160665

Luke is still the best in that division, he was just being an idiot, which is quite frankly surprising to me cause he was criticizing Werdum for doing the same damn thing he did. Bisping as champ is honestly hilarious, if he can defend the belt at least once I will respect him immensely.
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>>68160665
It is hard to predict, but Luke and Weidman and clearly 1-2 in the division interchangeably. Luke being a cocky lackadaisical idiot doesn't change that. Yes Bisping is a good striker who can give Rockhold some trouble. Not enough to actually knock him out like he did though, not regularly at least
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>>68160665

Its because we're morons. The only people who really understand how to fight are elite coaches/fighters.
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>>68160665
well chris could be done, he hasn't looked good since machida

he did have 3 defenses, not too shabby for an era of domination
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>>68160701
>>68160710
>>68160718
>>68160740


i think luke has skills but your durability both chin-wise and body-wise is part of your ability as a fighter too. part of what made some all-time great players in other sports elite is they were indestructible. luke has shown he can get dazed or wobbled and taken advantage of easily, even by "pillowfisted" bisping. i think anyone can take advantage of that, it's always gonna be a negative of his
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>>68158427
>I saw the length left of the video and assumed that Bisping lost but holy fucking shit.
I watched it this morning sat that there was only ten minutes of the video left and resigned myself to the fact that my boy was going to get knocked out again.

Rockhold started doing what I expected, and then he started getting sloppy, Bisping started landing more and I fucking lost my shit.
>>
The best way to train for fighting is to be in decent shape all year round and have short camps leading up to a fight.

Getting out of shape and having 3 months of hell prior to a fight is outdated, counterproductive, and not professional, and if you're in shape all year then the 3 months of hell just becomes over training, exhausting and makes your test drop.
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>>68160629
>I want to marry his daughter
We all do:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410441
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>>68160380
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>ywn have gay homosexual buttsex with Luke Rockhold

just heem me now
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>>68160629
made me think, callum needs to pick up hendo's daughter.

let's start this eugenics project.
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>>68160801
i mean getting knocked out by bisping is pretty damning but at the same time the left that started it all completely blindsided him. it was literally thrown from behind his back. i think we need to see rockhold in more competitive fights to write off his chin/durability.
>>
I honestly do think that this was a bigger upset than what Nate did.

People knew McGregor was lacking in certain areas and his loss to Nate was understandable as Nate was basically one of the guys who was built to counter McGregor in a lot of ways.

Rockhold on the other hand is genuinely talented fighter in MMA instead of one dimensional and because he was cocky got knocked the fuck out by Bisping.

Like holy shit the salt from Rockhold.
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>>68160898
That would happen to Cruz if he fought tall guys.
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>>68160944
imagine a guy with rockhold's frame with hendo tier power.
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watch cruz's WEC fights, especially the first benavidez fight. one of the best scrambling fights ever

also the cowboy/varner fight. incredible fight when varner had an iron chin
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>>68160949

even if his chin is average and not bad, his defense is not great
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>>68160949
I wouldn't write off his durability because Bisping knocked him out.

I would however write off his defense or at least his self control.
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I might actually listen to MMA Hour tomorrow. Gotta get some more JUST.
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>>68161011
>>68161044
checked and i agree
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>>68161151
>visual representation of rockholds mental state
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>>68154966
>nobody can touch me in this corner
kek
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>>68161151
kek
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who /teammoose/ here

excited for him to put a hurting on this big nig at 200
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>People are saying that Lesnar could take Mark Hunt.
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>>68161189
i fell off the bandwagon after a few lame performances
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>>68160665

I've been calling Mouse P4P #1 for over 2 years now.

Rankings change frequently because this is the fight game. Your opponent has 2 hands and a lot of things can happen inside that cage.

Mouse and Bones are clearly the best fighters on the roster. Cruz currently outclasses everyone in his division and Cyborg decimates her's. Although if a nobody flushes your chin it doesn't really matter what your name is.

My most outlandish opinions are that Silva has a lot more chance at the title than people give him credit for and Khabib is a massive favorite over RDA.
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>>68161235

i think the Dark Moose interview with ariel gives away why he did it. he said he knew he had the ability to dominate/grind out wins so that's why he did it with the leites fight/etc.

i think styles matter too. he might ktfo this nigga brunson. he has the ability
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>>68161215
>42
>fat
>probably has permanent brain damage
Yeah, Honestly Mark is entertaining and all but the Natty GOAT could probably take him.
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>>68161307

>Natty GOAT

what does BJ have to do with this?
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>>68160060
>tfw won my first amateur fight at the weekend without either carbing, or gassing up
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>>68161307
lesnar has been out of the game for a while now and hes always struggled against strikers
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>>68161333
he's got one or two good bullrushes in him you'll have to deal with though
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>>68161215
>Not another fucking HW coin flip
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>>68161264
GOAT chin right there
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>>68161344

brock "bullrush or die" lesnar

is there a more meme fighter heem?
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>>68161344
hunt is hard to put away and lesnar's gnp is ridiculously overrated.
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>>68161333
I think getting away for awhile will help him desu.

He was having knee problems which will probably flare up again after a few fights, but in his first fight completely fresh and with a full training camp, I'd say he can get the W.
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>>68161361

Sage Northcut
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>>68160977
>Comparing Dominick Cruz to Clay fucking Guida
189er fuccboi pls go.
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fuck I just poked myself in the eye, this is gonna take at least 5 minutes

>burritos aren't candy??
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>>68159935
Eh, I would see it as it was intended. A nice gesture after a brutal loss.
It sucks that it was a bit derpy, but as they say a loving heart is more important than wisdom. I actually think it's pretty cool that Chris has a father that obviously really cares about him.

Can't all be Jon Jones with a highly religious family that literally doesn't give any fucks about anything or anyone.
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>>68161362

People see his explosiveness(which is understandably terrifying) and think it transitions well into striking. But let's be honest. Other than wrecking Heath, his strikes have never had the level of ferocity as his take-downs and ground and pounds.
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>>68161362
Good enough to poop on Hunto
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>>68161362
his GnP is actually very effective, very few guys can ever get Bork off of them and he does do damage with it.

His standing striking isn't that good, and his arms sort of take weird angles from being so jacked.
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>>68161437
it's more that if he gets on top you probably arent getting back up and you cant just absorb his ground and pound for an extended amount of time
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>ALL THESE FUCKING TITLE CHANGES

JON

P
L
E
A
S
E
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>Realize that DC wearing goggles beats Jon Jones 10 out of 10 times.
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>tfw your boy is 2-6 in his last 8
>tfw your boy is near the end
still my boy though
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>>68161554
The ufc is literally mandrama tier in title exchanges
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Guys....they removed all the bork content. Party is over. Ariel sabotaged it.
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>June 5 2017
who will be MW champ on this date? I honestly cant guess, at this rate it could be Magnus Cedenblad
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>>68161554
>all these
3 divisions in a year? And Aldo had it for long enough so 2?
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>>68154087
Lmao at the corner man who says "he doesn't even know where the fuck he is"
RockSalt was so out of it he thought Bisping said that, get rekt you smug cunt.
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>>68161397
Guida is shorter than Dominick Cruz and fought 2 weight classes higher than where Dominick Cruz is champion.

Guida has wins over RDA, Pettis, Nate Diaz, Josh Thompson.

Cruz fights midgets who can't reach him. His notable wins are Uriah Faber, TJ Dillashaw and 125lbers.
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>>68161653
Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson.

>>68161642
If that Jew actually fucked up the Bork fight I will begin the fourth Reich.
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>>68161151
NINETY DAYS BUDDEH
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>>68161151
that's pottery

tells you everything you need to know in one picture
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>>68152919
I have a hard time thinking of a way Conor wins this fight.

>Nate ate his best punch like it was a fucking taco
>can't grapple for shit
>has a reach disadvantage
>is fighting an iron jawed volume puncher who will have a full camp for his this time.

Oh well, might as well give Edgar the belt now.
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>>68161653
If he has the title shot, Luke Rockhold.
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>>68161670
Guida also has 16 losses and is a is a meme fighter who lucks out.

>RDA
So? RDA is a joke who happens to be champion, not the first bad champ in the history of UFC.

>Pettis
Lmao.

>Diaz
Double digit loss record, mediocre fighter.

>Thompson
Eh.

>Cruz
Is a champion of his own division, has destroyed DJ who's considered by many the #1 P4P fighter in the world, destroyed Dillashaw, Faber and everyone else he fought. Literally.
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>>68161727
depends how much his style has changed in all this time off, if his mewvment gets to cruz status and his cardio is infinity times better, he could probably do it

if he goes in the same conor just with better cardio i dont see it happening
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>>68161670
who from 145 can cut down to 135? mini mendes? slimmer siver?

the money fights for cruz are few and far between, his biggest draws are super fights, edgar and dj, and they aren't that huge of draws anyway.

maybe if caraway hate was widespread it would help, but meisha would have to become more popular, like caraway cheat on meisha with say schelmenko and gets her pregnant, meisha, without a head coach and husband, caraway still ranked 3-4 at BW
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>>68161729
I was thinking the same, I bet the belt changes hands a couple more times, then Luke nabs it back around this time next year.

seems highly likely anyway
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>>68157308
Hits him so hard it looks like he's at peace with the world.

That's the most content I've ever seen Lombard.

>Hendo mistook Lombard for a coconut and wanted some milk.
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>>68161657
Victims in the past 365 days
>Ronda
>Holm
>Aldo
>Werdum
>Chris
>Rockhold
>Tj

Also, not a title change, but a champion getting defeated
>Conor
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>>68161745
> has destroyed DJ
He's a midget.

> destroyed Dillashaw, Faber

Not big names. The fact that you call RDA a joke and talk up Faber and 125lbers as some big name opponents, LOL.

> and everyone else he fought.
He went to a SPLIT decision with Joseph Benavidez!
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>>68161772

Got a feeling that Luke will go on a tear again like he did post-Vitor and get the belt back, only to once again lose one of his first defences vs someone he should beat easily because he gets overconfident. I think Luke is gonna be remembered as a great fighter who could've been one of the GOATs but was never able to fully overcome his arrogance.
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>>68161807
Cain barely fits too.
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>>68161745
Guida is a perennial top ten mate.

He's pretty much the Micheal Bisping of whatever division he chooses to fight in. Very good fighter, blue collar grinder approach, 100% natty and just one step from championshi-

OH THAT'S RIGHT ALL HAIL BISKING THE BASED

BISKING

BISKING

BISKING
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>>68160323
so you're saying he got cucked by a taller guy?
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>>68161807
i completely forgot about womans and didn't count tj for the same reason you dont have jbj on that list, i also said division not people

so only 2 divisions have had dramatic belt changes
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>>68161841
yeah, he'll build himself back up to #1 contender pretty quickly, but there will be at least 2 title defenses before he's given another shot at it.

He did get ko-ed in the first round for being a jackass, I doubt they'll give him a rematch immediately.
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>>68161670
Faber and TJ have one inch less reach, stop acting as if height is literally the only factor
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>>68161807
>Hype trains derailed in the last 12 months
>Sage Northcutt
>Paige Van Zant
>Ronda Drowsey
>Conor "the midget masher" McGregor
>Chris "my boy" Weidman
>Luke "I'm the AKA locker room fuck toy" Cockhold
>Jose Aldo

You know the UFC are a bunch of faggots when the 2 people on the cover of their video game got BTFO in their last fights and exposed badly.
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>>68161811
>midget
Who's also the best in his division and was great in Bantamweight.

>Faber
Always in the top 5 of his division. Not a bad opponent. Dillashaw too.

>Denying Cruz
Listen here you--
>Look at flag
Oh nevermind, you're just one of those shitposter cunts who thinks he knows the sport.
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>>68161877
i think it will just be weidman vs rockhold then bisking vs winner

or bisping might just vacate
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>>68161903
forgot Werdum desu, he was getting very hyped then gets dropped by Stipe.
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>>68161745
>has destroyed DJ
Lol, stop playin' nigga. Cruz won on wrestling. He got outclassed on his feet.
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>>68161757
>the money fights for cruz are few and far between, his biggest draws are super fights, edgar and dj, and they aren't that huge of draws anyway.

>who is Cody No Love

also Dodson moved up i think
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>>68161919
Jacare or Romero will be in the mix, otherwise the latinos will be angry.

I see it like Bisping vs Weidman, winner vs Jacare or Romero, winner of that vs Rockhold. Rockhold wins and becomes champ again.
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>>68152529
Herb got paid off to not stop the fight after Jon nutted, it was vicious
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>>68157308

>Hendo is winding up for another elbow before Herb Dean LITERALLY saves Lombard's life
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Is reddit really upset over this ariel hawaii shit?
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>>68161930
Werdum wasn't really hype like any of those, in fact people were still picking against him in the Cain fight.

Stipe will be the next victim though, Overeem seems to have reinvented himself as a less roided version of Ubereem.


>>68161949
>also Dodson moved up i think

Dodson would never hit Cruz, he's just a hobbit throwing a sledgehammer at smoke.
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>that annoying faggot Cormier is going to be champ
>Wonderboy is going to heem/btfo my boy Rory
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>>68161966
>Not trying to kill hector "roid gnome" lombard
Wouldn't you.
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>>68161966
Hendo lands that elbow too, you think a pussy like Herb can stop the force that caused global warming and killed the dinosaurs?
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>>68161983
none of those are going to happen
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>>68161975
They are seething at the inJUSTice. They even started a petition.

>We'll get him back like we did Stitch :^)
>>
The term homophobic is so stupid like yeah I'm scared of gay people because I called somebody a faggot.

Antihomitic is a better word if you have to use one
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>>68161975
>oooh look at me im being contrarian i hate ariel

>fedorable
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>>68161983
there is 0 chance dc can beat jbj

he wont beat him on the ground, he wont beat him striking

jbj by decision 99% by tko/sub 1%
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>>68161976
Stipe isn't hyped at all, people consider him a joke champion like Bisping.

He's likely not to defend the belt at all, everyone knows that.
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>>68162019
Didn't mean to greentext fedorable
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>>68161983
>Liking Rory.
>Not loving memes.
Even canadians with his weird autism alienating. And we're weirdly autistic as a People.

Wondermeme could easily lose, but he'll hopefully heem rory and inject some excitement into the title picture.
>>
JON JONES
GET YA SHIT TOGETHER
IM CUMMIN'
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>>68161976
>Dodson would never hit Cruz, he's just a hobbit throwing a sledgehammer at smoke.

people would tune in to see if lightning strikes.
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>>68162025
>people

Retards on /heem/

>he's not likely to defend the belt at all, everyone knows that

Who's everyone? You? It's very likely he beats Overeem to defend the belt
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>>68162019
>Solidarity for the goyms!
>>
>plan surprise retirement party for my Dad
>some douchebag tells Ariel Helwani
>calls my Dad and tells him
>muh journalistic integrity

Cocksucker
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>>68162008
You mean like how bisping wasn't going to knock out rockhold
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>>68161983
>cormier who got schooled in every conceivable way last time is somehow going to win this time
don't think so desu lad
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Found out there was also a boxing FOTY contender happening at the same time as UFC 199 yesterday.
Has anyone watched it?
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>>68162033
Rory is very misunderstood imo. He's an entertaining fighter and soon he's gonna be a father too.
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>>68162050
The experts and betting odds gave Stipe little chance to beat Werdum in Brazil, and it was pretty much a fluke that involved Werdum charging head first into punches.

No one thinks Stipe is a legitimate champion that will hold the belt long term, the heavyweight division is just weak. Which is probably why they are trying to bring Bork back.
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>>68162083

>Muhammad Ali sacrificed his list just so combat sports could be exciting again
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>>68162106
pretty sure brock is only back for 200, then back to wwe
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>>68162083
Yes. It was good. Mexican war. Like the last 10 seconds of Holloway-Lamas for 12 rounds. RJJ talks about the UFC being better than boxing.
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>>68157568
>When Joe Rogan say this is his favorite moment ever
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>there are retards who really think cody garbwhatever is ready to fight Dominick Cruz

Cody's record is pathetic, he will be eaten alive.
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>>68162088
He's a great fighter but man he is just super fucking weird.

>Some woman let him spawn.
I can't even imagine.
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>>68162170
He was 30 seconds away from losing a decision to Marcus Brimage. He even got outboxed. Don't believe the memers.
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>>68152497
I'm in LA if anyone wants to get down.

Find me on Rumblr: 12thPlan3TN1buru
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>>68162194
Ya, I truly dont get it, either Faber and Cody knows he is shit and wants to get a good payday before going back to prelims or they are just dumb.
Cody need at least 2 more fights against top 5 opponents to be ready for Cruz and to cement himself as a top contender, if he fights Cruz next he will get destroyed and will be on plelims making scraps again.
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>>68158937
>Bork plows Meisha while Rogan, Goldie, and Bryan Caraway commentate

This should be enough to make 200 best card ever.
>>
Guys...Dave Meltzer just confirmed FS1 will be showing a CM Punk Reality show july through august. Yikes.
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>>68162182
>he is super fucking weird

what makes you say that?
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>>68162230
I honestly think Faber is just filling the gap that Dillashaw left by convincing himself he "made" another champ. If Cody is half as overconfident outside the ring as he is inside of it, he buys it. Still, he does have power. I just don't see power being enough against guys like Cruz or Dillashaw or even Dodson now that he's back at 135. He needs to fight some lower top 10 guys and learn to string together techniques and be disciplined enough not to drop his hands and get overly macho with it.
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>>68162153
Sweet, I'll watch it now. That was the same Vargas in Vargas/Miura right?
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>>68153022

Rumor is that Conor/Dana never Conor to fite at 200. Knew there was no chance he would have improved enough by then.
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>mfw I thought I had witnessed the first televised UFC death delivered by none other than Hendo himself
>mfw the sodium overdose press conference that is Fluke RockSalt
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>>68162283
Yep. He's going to be so fucked when he's 40.
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>>68162040
JOn Jones get your dick together i'm cumming for you
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succ
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>>68152802
Eye not lazy enough

Plz fix
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>>68162292
>fluke rocksalt
That's clever.
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>>68162274
Faber might just want that cut and to have another of his fighters in a titlefight.
I just can't see how its even justifiable for him to fight Dom right now, even conor had to win a few fights to get to Aldo and he was gigantic from the get go.
Cody hasn't fought anybody good yet, I don't think there is a real chance he gets that fight next.

>>68162289
There was no reason to put Lesnar and Conor together, Both of them won't draw enough together to be worth it more than have them in separate cards.
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>>68162292
What? Is Lombard dead?
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>>68162106
>the exerts and betting odds gave Stipe little chance

What do you think of as "little"? Most experts may have thought Werdum was the favorite but that doesn't mean it was a little chance Stipe would win

Most bookmakers had Werdum as a small favorite, not overwhelming at all.

>pretty much a fluke

Werdum charges sometimes, he did so more stupidly than before. But Stipe landed a big straight on him preceding that rush. Stipe has big power and hurt Werdum before the KO, the earlyness of the fight may be a "fluke" but the result itself is not by any means. Stipe is a monster with good boxing and vicious power

>which is probably why they are trying to bring Bork back

That makes no sense for multiple reasons. Ignoring the fact it's a one fight contract, the dude is clearly fucking finished as an actual fighter and would get absolutely lit up by most of the top 10

>No one

Stop being moronic. Not holding the belt long term means nothing.
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>>68162392
he was laying unconcious for like 5 minutes
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>UFC 199 was a great card
>Jew Helwani btfo
>Brock coming back

This was a great weekend for MMA, fellas.
>>
Reminder that being a FOX analyst means literally getting a FREE UFC title

t. dc bisking domin8r
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>>68162460
Shit...
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>>68162460
>Woodley
>Aljahousenigger Sterling

heh
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>>68162460
>Fucking Woodley as WW champ

I'd write the whole division off until some one heemed him. just like I did with MW and just like I have with HW.
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>>68162460
eh cruz had it before he was an analyst, dc deserved the one he has but will lose it to jbj, bisping deserved his too barely free
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>>68162523
>cruz got it after coming back from a 3 year retirement.
>dc couldn't get it so the real champ literally went to jail so he could get the belt
>bisping gets the title on a 2 weeks notice fight against cockhold

There is something fishy going on in that fox thing im sure.
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>>68162502
>Woodley as WW champ

What a waste of a division.
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wanna sniff my turd cutter boys??
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>>68155438
Same

Even though I liked burning from his bantz on FS1 already
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>>68162583
is that Ronda? be honest.
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>>68162583
What's Roy Nelson doing in that pic?
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>>68162620
hahaha put a beard on it and its pretty close

just call her big continent
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>>68162631
kek
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>>68162631
>>68162602

Big Cunty??
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I got some tasty Fight Pass, lads. Rec some WEC matches.
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>>68162415
I legit thought he was fucking perma rekt when the doctors were checking on him desu
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>>68162392
He got sent to the shadow realm and I didn't think he was coming back.
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>>68162707
Even seeing Hendo land those late elbows can't detract from my love for him. Was this what it was like for the Nazis?
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>>68162707
No joke, I kept saying to my friend that he hasn't fucking moved since the fight ended.

Roid gnome was okay in the end though, his massive roid skull saved him.

>>68162721
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>>68162724
>Even seeing Hendo land those late elbows can't detract from my love for him
On the one hand they were clearly excessive because he was blatantly out. On the other hand that was the sweetest fucking elbow ever desu

>>68162736
>I kept saying to my friend that he hasn't fucking moved since the fight ended.
He didn't even move when they were trying to open eyes which did not look good
>>
shit it's d-day, where is germany?
>>
>>68162830
>Rockhold Name Meaning Variant of German Rockolt, a variant of Rocholt, or of Rocholl, thought by some to be from variants of a Germanic personal name composed of the elements hrok ‘prudence’, ‘care’ + wald ‘rule’, and by others to be of Slavic origin. 1881

they not coming
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>>68162724
Old PRIDE instinct. It used to be soccer kicks
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Natty GOAT with the foot trap coming through
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>>68163041
Really stupid of him to get up after he got knocked down initially
>>
>>68159033
no cussing Micheal
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>>68163056
People do dumb shit after they get rocked dude. They aren't thinking at all
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>>68163041
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>>68163124
BUH GAWD
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>>68163124
Are tkd guys allergic to putting their hands up
>>
I think that this is a lesson in life not to be overconfident
>>
MR TATE HAS SPOKEN:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/5/11825106/bryan-caraway-turns-down-cody-garbrandt-wants-title-shot-after


MADMAN WHO WANTS TITLE SHOT AFTER BEATING ALJO STERLEL
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>>68163124
>>68163138
>>68163162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_nyuuuJjh0
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>>68163080
They actually are thinking. They're thinking "shit, gotta get up ASAP and play this off like it was nothing".
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>>68163190
IT IS ALL OVER
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>>68163201
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
There's that oblique kick again Joe
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7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
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>The shanty town situated next to the salt mine of you
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>>68163276
>people thought he would be the goat mw
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>>68163293
NEW
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>>68163258
GOAT weekend
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Lesnar should fight Struve
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>>68161983
>the natty goat DC is going to beat cokehead jones
>that one isn't going to happen
>>
>>68163367
I would put a cheeky tenner on Struve desu
>>
>that feel when two of your boys fight each other and one gets heemed into a living death

Its a bittersweet feeling. Still happy for hendo, his old ass needed the win.
>>
>>68163177
wont lie didn't know he was still a fighter
>>
>>68154843
no they really arent. unless you think wwe is a sport.
>>
>>68152342
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/5/11860658/luke-rockhold-after-losing-ufc-title-to-d-ck-michael-bisping-i-want-kill-him-ufc-199

As unlikeable as fucking Hendricks.
>>
>>68153328
>>68153436
>>68155410
>>68154642
>>68155646
>>68157578
>>68158017
>>68158048
>>68158661
>>68161262
>>68161642
>>68161975
>>68162019
>>68162053
irrespective of whether one likes ariel or not, robin black's response to the situation is really scummy.
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>>68152342
About time dana banned that faggot
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>Luke Cockguy
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precutronda.jpg
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>>68160126
underrated post
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>He was posing like a model while doing his interview with rogan.
kekkinho... he was standing really weirdly.
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>>68155438

>"convincing manner"
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>>68161745

I have never seen someone as consistently stupid as you
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>>68161874

who gives a fuck about the number of divisions? it was about fighters not divisions. jesus christ
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>>68161903

jose aldo was a hype train? are you retarded?
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