/heem/: foty edition

Artem

DC is going down

im not surprised mother fuckers

when brock lesnar pushes the next guy's shit in, will you finally be able to admin WWE is tougher and more real than UFC?

Jon Jones is getting heem'd in 1 month.

NATTY GOAT

>>68152402
screencapped

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>Reminder that Rockholds father doesn't love him enough to get on the mic and tell the world he is still his boy.

You know what would really make this a special year?

If we could make HEEM 1 finally happen.

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You now remember Ronda Rousey.

>tfw i heem'd Bisping in training one time

I'm basically the MW champ

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What happened between Nate and Guida backstage?
I heard Guida got slept by one of Nate's boys.

>>68152402
>If saint-preux was DC that night, Jones would lose meme
Is that what are you really thinking? I can't think of anything else which would make me think he will lose.

ngannou

Why does OP keep making threads 30 posts early?

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HEIL SCHAUB

>>68152578
Autism

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>>68152497

>>68152558

Cause DC is clearly better than OSP

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first for

>jon...

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>>68152599
Muh hespect to all you lads. I would let any of you bang any time you want

>>68152618
Have you ever heard of an expression 'styles make fights' ?

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>>68152529
>jon: i sentence you to get that dick sucked.

>>68152666

>mfw people say Bisping has no class

Just see this

reminder that rockhold deleted weidmans chin and he's easy pickings for left hook larry right now

>>68152499
Whom?

>>68152676

Yes and I know that DC is an overall better fighter than Ovince.

>>68152727
>deleted chins after one KO memes
does people really believe that? i mean, i saw that meme here a lot.

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You're going to be looking up at the stars and thinking damn, I just lost to this guy on 2 weeks notice.

>>68152529
did jon tap out or was he rendered unable to continue from said blowjob?

>>68152745
i'm cringing for you. try watching a few more fights and then come back

>so autistic about making op's you post them 20 posts early now instead of 10

Jesus Christ bro

>>68152802
kek

saved

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>>68152694
>I'm the judge, jury, and executioner Jon. Be ready

>>68152820
he blacked out

>>68152836

Wow sure showed me there

>>68152727
Luke pounded on Weidman for two rounds and he still didn't go out, he's fine.
>>68152783
It's real sometimes but exaggerated

Reminder that any fighter who taps out is weaker mentally than Paige VanZant

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>>68152864

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>Nate Diaz still underdog
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-202-opening-odds-despite-first-win-nate-diaz-still-underdog-to-conor-mcgregor-in-rematch

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>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.

>>68152908

k

>>68152919
Literally going to bet more than half of my money on Nate

>>68152919
Why isn't this happening at 200?

>>68152879
not same dude responding to you so i didnt "get you". Hand the ipad back to your mom and go watch some more spongebob - i almost forgot it's about casual time around here

>>68152985
Dana is a sensitive cuck

>>68152985
because lesnar

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>>68152919
>Conor is a smart fighter and hard worker. I can understand stupid fight fans belives Conor would become BJJ/wrestle master over night, but people who makes this odds. It's odd at least.

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>tfw whenever someone caps me getting a prediction wrong I pretend it wasn't me

>>68153007

Wait, let's take a step back here, what is it exactly are you even beefing with me about or do you just want to showcase the latest /b/ insults you learnt?

Are you trying to unironically convince me OSP is better than DC by telling me to watch more fights or...? What are you even attempting? Kindly clear that up for me before proceeding with more cringeworthy spongebob "insults"

>>68153110
That's the advantage of murican flag here, you can be a moron all the time and no one will notice it's you.

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>“I was brought to the back by UFC [public relations] and told by Dana White that I had to leave the arena,” said Helwani, who said it happened just prior to the main event. “Dana mentioned that from what I recalled that Brock Lesnar was upset the news was released early and that this could have ruined their deal.

>“He repeatedly said, ‘Go cover Bellator. We don’t want you here.’ … I said, ‘What did I do wrong?’ He said, ‘You’re too negative.’


http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ufc-s-sad--short-sighted-banning-of-journalists-needs-to-be-fixed-immediately-001337459-mma.html

>>68153184
stupid how upset people are getting over this shit

who the hell cares

you wanna play mr. spoiler dont be mad when the company you rely on gets mad

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>>68153184
>Go cover Bellator. We don’t want you here.’

Lol Dana man....

>>68153168
Are you seriously that retarded? OSP is a different fighter, Jones have problems with tall guys with good reach. DC IS better than OSP, but stylistically DC is a better match or Jones. Why do you even compare Saint-Preux with DC, what the fuck?

>>68153170
It's pretty great tbqh

>>68153269
Good enough reason for me to pirate ufc ppvs now. Fuck Dana.

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>>68153184
Ariel got BTFO by the goofmaster

>>68153251
whocares he spoiled something 2-3 hours before it was supposed to be officially announced.

Zuffa is just using this as an excuse to get rid of Helwani.

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>>68152919
>Now /heem/ goofs are all picking Nate and will bet on him

>mfw they get it wrong again

>>68153251
that's some straight up mandrama tier shit right there. dana constantly is all "hurr take us seriously as a real sport" but then does shit like that.

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>>68153312
like you weren't already

>>68153356
this 100%. the meme outcomes this year are too real. whatever seems likely will not happen

>>68153335
>>68153374

it doesnt really matter if it's justified. you mess with the bull you get the horns

ufc doesnt have to justify at all who they give out press access to

ariel has pissed them off before so he was already on a short leash

>>68153275
>Why do you even compare Saint-Preux with DC

Cause you compared them numb nuts, right here: >>68152558

DC fighting a rusty Jones would have done way better than Ovince did. I like how people forget that DC did beat Jones for one round at UFC 182 before gassing out and trying too hard to do things he didn't need to do. DC is actually the shortest guy in that division but he still beat on Rumble Johnson and Gus.

>DC is a better match for Jones

OSP was an easier fight for Jones than DC was. This is an objective fact.

>>68153461
I didn't compare that, i just pointed out that stupid meme. If you don't believe that why did you said 'DC is better than Saint-Preux' ? You said that because you thought that matters.

>>68153170
One thing Rory fan gets right, all of us Americans should tripfag desu so you can tell us apart

>>68153574
That's disgusting and a terrible idea

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>>68153382
I'm so glad that whiny hypocrite isn't champ anymore

>Bisbing ended the no English champs meme

Thank you

>>68153574
state flags when?

>>68153540
>why did you said 'DC is better than Saint-Preux'

Cause it's true, and DC is better in all departments than OSP. "Styles makes fights" doesn't change that. Anyway, what a dumb argument, I don't even know why that other retard told me to go watch more fights when this is pretty damn clear common knowledge, at least it should be, even to someone who just started watching last year.

>>68153652
State flags are already a thing you pleb

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>>68153184
>He repeatedly said, ‘Go cover Bellator.'
>I said, ‘What did I do wrong?’
>He said, ‘You’re too negative.’

audio from Bisping's corner

http://www.mma-core.com/videos/World_Champion_Baby_Michael_Bisping_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131473

>>68153436
i guess i didn't really make clear what i was saying. you're right that ufc doesn't need to justify those actions and people shouldn't be surprised when they react the way they did. what i am saying is that i feel like people are frustrated by dana trying to get mma to be taken as a bonafide mainstream sport but resorting to silly mandrama like behavior when journalists don't follow the plans ufc lays out for them.

>>68153727
There is a lizard in this picture that some people miss. I point it out every time I see it.

>>68153727
Oh, like you are doing right now?

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>>68153574
I will fucking heem any of you statesmen if you start tripfagging

>Watch two fighters beat each other in to a violent bloody pulp
>The country gets offended after using homophobic slur words in the post fight press

This is why America is turning to shit

>>68153736

>Boom
>MIKEY BISBING

Those feels

Who is the best autistic fighter? Is it Nick/Nate Diaz? Rory Mac?

>>68153759
>silly mandrama like behavior

Reddit please go. UFC are entirely justified in plugging leaks that come from MMA journalists, especially ones who already got fired from their jobs. It was a leak job, Dana is a petty asshole for a president sure, but announcing fights ahead of schedule, especially in the promotion business costs a lot of money especially when in a deal like this, so many parties are involved.

>>68153736

>Bisbing clearly going over and shaking Rockholds hand after the win

What the fuck is cuckholds problem claiming Bisbing has no respect?

>>68153736
love the "that's bullshit" at any meme technique rockhold tries

how can rockhold be so bad at protecting his fucking chin

bisping was looking for those counter hooks the entire time

>>68153962

Who's offended? All I see is you.

>>68153736
oh man that moment when luke looks up and just says "fuuuuck"

audio from Rockhold's corner

http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Luke_Rockhold_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131472

>>68153614
>>68153794
>I want to shitpost with no repercussions
Only newfags trying to be a part of r/4chan's anonymous culture think tripfags are bad anyway.

>>68154087
He's afraid if a real man shakes his faggot A.K.A hand he'll break it.

>>68154217

>FUCK

kek'd

>>68153184
>you will never be brought face to face with Dana just so he can call you a dummy-ass goof before kicking you to the streets

>>68153184
you niggers don't deserve ariel. all you're talking about is him breaking stories when his true value is as an interviewer and narrative builder. so many great moments from fighters during his interviews, the mmahour, walking tour things etc. fuck you meme goofs. memes have taken over your mind and you can't see that you've lost one of the greatest meme producing platforms in mma ever.

>you now remember fluke rockwho

>>68153275
>but stylistically DC is a better match or Jones.

Nah. Jones can't ragdoll DC. He is a tough as hell matchup for Jonny.

>>68154001
>but announcing fights ahead of schedule, especially in the promotion business costs a lot of money

yeah when you put it like that it actually makes sense, so i'll agree with you there. i think if dana was able to articulate that point a little better then people would be less angry about it. good stuff m8!

>>68153736

I love these vids

>>68153335
Hours before? I follow mandrama and saw it on a mandrama site Thursday night.

>>68154001

You idiot, other sports don't react this way, cementing the fact that MMA as done by the UFC isn't a "proper" sport.

audio from Hendo's corner rounds 1 + 2

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>>68154236
fuck off rory fan

>>68153962

Even using the term "homophobic" is suspect.

In the 50s and almost unequivocably better time compared to now, nobody even knew of the term. There's a good reason for that.

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>>68154730
>other sports don't react this way

Yeah they're much worse.

>>68154217

is that DC who says "ok now use that jab"

>>68154087

You can clearly hear Bisping's corner men say "He doesn't even know where he is" which is what Luke was mad about.

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>Cruz

audio from Poirier's corner

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>>68154978

stop

>>68154966
>Faber fags BTFO so thoroughly they have to waste their already wasted time on this kind of shit

>>68154916
Yeah I don't care for Luke or Mike particularly but his whole team was being cunty during that.

>>68155027
fuck off casual

>>68154400
barry is a pedo for real

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>>68155027

>>68152969
I'm with you. I didn't bet last time and the odds were as high pretty high against Nate.

>>68154400
is she changing her name to rose barry

>>68155045
>being this assmad that your boy is a raging autist

CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_JNTCNH2k

>>68152946
>implying jacare won't trash bisping before Chris gets to

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>>68155104

>>68153736
good stuff

>>68155160
Raging autist who's the best at what he does.

>Faberfags
>Worshipping a 38 yo old manchild

>tfw heem'd Bisbing in training
>tfw basically the MW champ

>>68155215
Faber's a dick

>Brock hasn't been in the UFC for 5 years
>Still gets fight before CM Punk who's been in it for 2

You just can't make this shit up

>>68155234
I believe you

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MMA media BTFO

how much are you kicking yourself when you let a 10 to 1 underdog starch you in less than one round?

i would be such a bitch about it

>>68155309
They should cut that loser at this point, nobody even gives a fuck about his fight anymore

>>68154001
Ariel was banned justifiably. Reporters in the NFL,NBA,MLB aren't banned because there are a ton of things to cover. Players,teams,caps,trades,etc.And have much more money than the UFC.This is why those sports will always be healthy and ripe with coverage. Surprises like Brock coming back are very rare, especially where the ability to build and lose superstars is extremely volatile.Millions invested in the likes of Cain,Ronda,Conor we can go on. We live in the age of social media. UFC kept this as quiet as they could to not only surprise the fans but have Twitter,Facebook and anything else light the fuck up. The info Ariel was given was probably from high up. He was probably told in confidence too. And he opted to report it. Nor should he be surprised they don't want him back or give him information anymore. There's a reason Meltzer,Iole and all the other cucks who probably knew what was up didn't get kicked out too. They're lively hood is reporting on the UFC. Why fuck around with what makes you money?

>>68153778
thank you I had never seen it

>>68155317
It's been a day and I still haven't processed that in less than four months:

>Michael Bisping defeated Anderson Silva in convincing manner
>DESTROYED Luke fucking Rockhold, the guy who trounced the fuck out of Weidman
>Became champion

Michael Bisping is the Middleweight champion.

That's fucking unreal.

And he was right. Imagine if the field was levelled before, without all the juiced up Brazilians and Hendos.

Was rooting for Rockhold, but Bisbong won me over.

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>>68155313
>I find most of it repellant.

>>68155393

Well it's a similar situation to Brock. At some point there were herds of people that just wanted to see him get his ass kicked.

>>68155438

Bro, you're never going to see another Bisping Or Griffin anymore. These "regular guys who just worked really hard" just can't make it anymore.

>>68155495

Honestly no one even cares about CM Punk. What he did was supposed to be such a rebel act but here now WWE and UFC are teaming up to share Brock like he's an uber ride kek

>>68155313
I don't like Black at all, but I agree with him.

>>68152499
She's so pretty

>>68155571
I realised that last night at the post-fight presser.

Griffin was my boy, he will forever be my #1 P4P boy. And now Bisbong has won me over. I hope he gets at least a title defense in.

So stoked because he finally did it after realising how much he worked for it.

>>68155410
This would be an issue if Ariel actually spoiled anything

It's quite evident that an overwhelming majority of people did not care

>>68152919
Easy money

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>>68152499
>Ronda will never be that cut again
>She'll continue to use the excuse "I'm softer now because I want girls to have a bread roll model who has a """""normal""""" body type.

>>68154217
I would watch every fight from an angle like this if I could. No constant cuts, no shit camerawork. Zoom in a little but otherwise it's great.

>>68154966
>Ring rust doesn't exist!
>*tips monster energy drink*
>*tips widow's peak*

>>68155234
Stop posting this nobody cares.

>>68155909

This 2bh. So damn comfy.

>>68155635

I can see him beating Jacare. But I honestly haven't seen hm fight since he had his fights with Rockhold in strikeforce

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which ref is most likely to get accidentally heemed by wild flying haymakers?

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>>68154966
>>68155045

It'sstill pretty funny, like how the other fighters are always with friends or family but cruz just walks around with his dog picking flowers.
Then when we wins instead of hugging friends / family he thanks his sponsor and holds up the drink.

Kinda sad too, makes me think how different his style and footwork is from eveyone else...some people are just different...I heard something about his girl leaving him when he got all the injuries too

>>68155646
It's about sending a message

>>68156249

He said he had a girlfriend and friends but when he got injured they all ditched him. Can you honestly blame him? He seems like a cool guy, not autistic at all, seems he just likes to be secluded. I would love to be his friend.

>>68154217

"throw the jab, throw the jab!"
"good!"

>rockhold gets heemed

"....FUCK"


kek

>>68156249
>>68156386
I'd move to Cali and be his best friend.

Whoever left him because of his injuries deserves to die in a ditch for being absolute cunts. He's a loveable guy.

>>68156072
Post-USADA Brazilians are a joke. Jacare thinks he's hot shit but his biggest career win was demolishing another post-USADA deflated Brazilian.

Bisbong probably could.

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>>68156386
>He said he had a girlfriend and friends but when he got injured they all ditched him.
Dude that's it, andd he said that monster stuck with him through everything. His friends and gf all left him so he got attached to his corporate sponsor because they actually stuck around...
what a life
he's still the best for now

>>68156545

>people have so much animosity for each other the only friends we have are our corporate overlords

what a time to be alive

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Found old ss

>>68156545

Nothing autistic about thanking a corporation 2bh

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>>68156742
When I had a cold and later a sore throat, all my friends abandoned me, but Strepsils stuck with me the whole way. Thank you Strepsils for believing in me.

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>"Eww...Creep!"

>>68156386


maybe he became an insufferable cunt or something since he couldn't train or fight

>>68156742
>animosity
sounds more like fake friendships that evaporate when the gravy train departs

>>68157089

or maybe they just left cause he wasn't making money

>>68156835

It shows they have faith in your work. Honestly, some guys like Might Mouse have pretty good relationships with their sponsors.

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>>68156994
Oh Tracy Lee
Does she still do MMA Photography or is she a full time slooty cootie now?

>>68156545
uh, i'd be pretty grateful to a company that continued to pay me when i have tons of bills and all my friends are fleeing me like the plague

they could've dropped him in an instant because he wasnt that popular to begin with and disappeared off the earth b/c of those injuries

>>68157308
>Hey kids wanna watch your dad kill a Cuban?

>>68157308
i think he legit blacked out from the elbow to the temple, and then got ko'd even worse

he didnt move from that final pose for like 5 minutes

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A reminder that Heems rhymes with Dreams

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So whats stopping Ariel from going scorched earth now and dig up every hidden skeleton that the UFC has?

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We got another, boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmUvQB2d9Rg

>>68157578
He'll get buried in the desert for the amount of a fight of the night bonus.

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>>68157577
>Meant to say Memes instead of Heems
Just heem me now

>>68157578

Trying to get in good with the new owners

>>68157568

>That expression at the beginning
>In Hawaii This Means It's Time To Bang

>>68157568
this is the reason why i hate anything under welterweight

theyre literally fucking eachother with haymakers and none of them are even close being knocked out even though holloway already rocked him like 4 times that fight.

its just like womens mma

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>>68157578

That's been his MO since day 1 so now he's fired and banned.

What a negative goof.

I just watched never back down no surrender with josh barnett and jesus christ it was horrible. Fight scenes were steven seagal tier and josh can't act for shit

Why can't movies get mma fights right?

>>68157573
I was there Lombard was down for at least 5 minutes it was such a glorious moment for Hendo the crowd was going nuts

>>68157754
This. You don't wanna mess with the Lorenzo bros.

>Lorenzo Fertitta
>Fertitta Fertitta

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>>68157300
>It shows they have faith in your work.
Well in a way it's also for money, corporations don't bond over feelings.

It's just like when I was watching the embedded with Cruz he was the one going to say hi to the kids in the Gym and being kinda awkward. Dude if you're a kid and a world champion trains in your gym and goes say hi you'd drop evey ounce of spagetti you could muster but in the videos it's always the opposite. Like he's making up for something. Maybe I'm reading too much into this. Anyway we know he isn't very normal just by the way he moves.

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>>68157308
what does it feel like to be heemed this hard?

how is that night and the following days?

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>Stitch was never my friend
>Schaub was never my friend
>Ariel was never my friend

Who's next?

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>>68157826
fucking tough as balls island people man

>>68157578
He can, but he'll lose direct fighter access (assuming he hasn't already). UFC will put out a memo saying any fighter who appears on his show or does an interview with him will be punished. For a journalist, that's not so bad. But Ariel isn't a journalist, he's a reporter. His brand is him talking to fighters. Anyway, just my two cents, hope you liked my post, Natty Goat bless.

>>68157910
how much did the whole thing cost you and how were the seats

>>68157984
i walked into a clean headkick once and got heemed. you honestly feel dizzy for at least a day or two and your sense of balance seems a bit off at times

but this looks way harder, wouldnt be surprised if he has permanent damage because of this

An investigative journalists job is to get information that people don't want you to get.

Complaining that the UFC have made it difficult Helwani him to get information is pathetic.

It's like the paparazzi complaining about some celebrity not standing still and posing for their cameras...

The UFC is supposed to make it difficult for you to leak their news.

>>68158044

Coconuts being dropped on your head is pretty effective natural selection desu.

Just a reminder that iron sharpens iron

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>>68158017
Joe

>>68158044
Poirier put this glass jawed can out in the first round.

>>68158061
It was my first time going, tickets were $115 for middle of the highest level. Parking was fucking $25, beer was $12, there was a line to take a piss. Dumb fucks were yelling things like poke him in the eye, punch him in the arm. Other than that it was a great time I don't regret it.

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>been ironically shitposting for the last two weeks that Bisping would win via round 1 KO
>it actually happens
>Rockhold is beyond salty af
>Bisping comes out to the post-conference with some brewskis

Meme magic is a helluva drug.

>>68158149
>>68158149

AKA you will lose all your belts

Believe you me

>>68158149
>I train with Champions. Chris trains with jabronis
Luke Rockhold said that.
Bisping must train with "Double Champions" or something

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>le Michael doesn't respect me man
>le he didn't shake my hand

>>68158371
Listen to his corner though. They're the ones that shat on him. And Bisping went along afterwards.

>>68158219
cool, i dont have to worry about flights so i was thinking of checking out an event live

and you picked a fucking hell of one in hindsight

Bit late but holy fucking shit. My boy did it.

I saw the length left of the video and assumed that Bisping lost but holy fucking shit.

>>68155313
>a paid UFC shill shills for the UFC
Groundbreaking stuff here lads

>>68158149
Unfortunately neither DC nor Cain are particularly great boxers. You should train with boxers for your boxing, wrestlers for your wrestling, BJJ guys for BJJ etc not just good well rounded MMA fighters.

>>68158371
I must say, I've never seen someone take a loss so badly before. Even TJ managed to at least keep it together a bit before whining on social media a couple days later.

>>68158371

His corner were being dicks.

AND ROIGHTFULLY SO

>>68158371
Rockhold sporting the "I can't believe I lost to THIS fuckin' guy" look

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>>68158371
Luke was looking extremely photogenic even after getting knocked out. He was posing like a model while doing his interview with rogan.

>>68158445
neither dc or cain really replicate anyone you'll face at middlweight

having the grappling pedigree is nice but luke was just way too cocky in his boxing vs a better boxer

i like how bisping went to that oblique meme kick a few times too given luke's knee situation

>>68158149

"Iron sharpens iron, but iron also breaks iron" - Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson p4p #1

>>68158530
What a truly handsome fuck he is.

He's my no homo boy.

>>68157772
but heems does rhymme with dreams, and heems makes dreams come true both for the heemed and for the heemer

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>>68158427
The whole card and post-fight presser just made for a great time

>>68158535
> better boxer

Bisping can't box, shut up. Was outboxed by Kennedy, Leites, STRUGGLED with CB fucking Dolloway.

>>68158427
/sp/ was pretty pumped for it too, relive the moment today:
>>68118274

Are people actually bothered that Ariel was banned? Or are people just memeing

>>68158637

Cormiers time to lose is next m8s.

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We're all friends here

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>>68158640
better technical boxing compared to what luke showed

>>68158696
Friendship OVER

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>>68158696
Nothing personal, kid

Guys I finally watched the Hendo fight as it aired. I couldnt really hear when he was talking in the arena, so I didnt know til now that he said he could feel the energy from the fans and it helped him overcome and win. I literally helped power up Hendo.

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>>68158696
this is why I dont understand all the weird animosity that cropped up before their rematch. They must've been trying to sell the fight. It's like Weidman just spazzed out or something.

Did Luke have a chin to begin with?

>>68158704
Yes because Luke's brain has been ruined by his shitty camp. Training with friends and suck ups turns you into a shit lazy fighter. AKA just suck each other off all day "we're the best, we're so good, nobody can compete with us" type mentality doesn't cut it.

That's why it's good to go to some real boxing gyms like the Diaz brothers do. You'll get treated like a regular guy and get beat around a bit. Good for your mentality.

why mohammed ali changed his name from cassius clay to mohammed ali?

guys, bisping is champ.

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Still the best MW in the world ;_;

He got caught ;_;

>>68158830
luke was getting too close to dad's boy status with papa weidman

>>68158637
>>68158668

>punished DC heems Jones in round 5 after an all out war

>bORK sans usada freight trains a can with a late stoppage in round 1

>aldo and edgar give a 10/10 spicy banger

would this be enough to elevate 200 over 199?

>>68158867
he was more handsome a couple years ago, hes 31 but looks like 45 now

still the prettiest guy in ufc but whatever

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>>68158937
jones fights brock at ufc 200

Whittaker for title shot please
Keep the MW belt in the commonwealth

>>68158371
and then Bisping goes for another handshake to bury the hatchet after the presser and Kekhold refuses while talking shit

saltiest nigga to ever lose a title

daily reminder that luke had a torn MCL coming into the fight

>>68159045
thatd do less than 50k buys

>>68159173

MCL stands for Major Crybaby Loser disorder right?

>Michael Bisping is all of the sudden every britbong's hero
kek can't wait for Chris to take his head clean off

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>>68159293

>>68158637
I wish I had a man like Cormier in my corner when I fought.

What a great overall man.

>>68159355

Weidman couldn't even KO Machida. Not only is he slow but he's weak as piss, he'd try to clinch up with Bisgoat and Mikey would just push him off him.

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>>68159293

he's NOT a loser

>>68157308

I thought these were banned?

good show on fox sports one counting ranking ufc legends from like 150 to 1 or some shit

found a str33m on goatd

>>68159446
Weidman made his name putting old guys on their back and beating the shit out of them, bizbing doesn't stand a chance

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>helwani fags

>>68159457
This is for education on elbow technique

>>68158867
He could have any supermodel he wants but chooses to be single.

Is he closet queer?

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hey mike

Can Bisbong beat Jacare?

>>68159690
He's looking for that special girl shut up faggot!!!!!!

>>68159690

>chooses to be single

How would you know? Also someone post that webm of him and that reporter girl.

>>68159690
no he's a fuckhead, no amount of looks/money/fame can over come his personality

>>68159785

You sound salty you dont have his genetics

>>68159696

[ARM GATORS ORALLY]

>>68159656
just straight up goofs desu

>>68159858
look at my flag m8, you sure about that?

>>68159293
Top kek

>>68152490
I thought a lot about this situation, thinking what I would do if it happened to me. Would I tell my father to never ever do something like this again and be a jerk or would I pretend it was nice and say "t-thanks dad" and be a living joke afterwards?

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throughout the day i keep remembering that bisping is literally the champ and it keeps putting a smile on my face.

>>68159917

You have diluted Brit prisoner genetics so yes I'm sure

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>>68158535
I'm actually rather suprised by how fucking arrogant Rockhold was.

Injury or no injury he kept insisting on getting in Bisping's face when his success was all from those kicks.
>>68159936
I'm smiling now.

>>68159936
Right? Still can't believe it.

is michael bisping the worst ufc champ in recent history? (not hating)

>>68159936
I think he deserved it. There come along guys like Florian, Griffin and Edgar who you feel worked hard for it. Not saying guys like Rockhold didn't. But when you see genetic freaks like him and Brock Lesnar get beat by regular looking dudes it's very satisfying.

>>68159785
This and only this. Have a look for yourself.

https://youtu.be/BA0DikFdIWE
https://youtu.be/Dsd5Kn3nzM8

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>>68159936
>he actually did it
i remember thinking earlier in the week "what if the absolute madman pulled it off". The reality is even better, Rockholds tears are like sweet honey

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>he isn't carbed the fuck up
>he isn't on the gas


are you even trying, bro?

>>68159785
>i'm a samurai
he clearly doesn't give to much of a fuck what anybody thinks and he's about as confident as it gets. that's what grills like.

>>68160052
bisping should've brought margarita mix for all the salt rockhold had

>>68160037
what, this only made me like luke more

he's seems pretty cool and like a real person in that interview

this fs1 show pretty good

>>68160102
theres a huge difference between confidence and arrogance

confidence was bisking
arrogance was luke

>>68158937
everything except dc winning is spot on.

how anyone can think that tub of lard is going to beat bones is beyond me

what were hendos odds for the lombard fight

>>68159917
slap yourself

MICHAEL

"I REKT YOU IN SPARRING M8"

BISPING

>>68157577
>those kids are 12 and 13 respectively
>papa bisbing is unironically 6'2"
>son is actually taller than him so have to take that into account in this POV

>>68152342

Why isn't DC able to take down jones and why was jones able to take DC down?

I thought having a lower center of gravity makes it easier for you to take down you opponents and made it harder for them to take you do in turn

>>68160232

4 to 1 I believe

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>551 days

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Anyone have the webm of Clay waking up in heemland

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>>68155625

They all are, with makeup.

Then it comes off:

>>68160327
Jones is actually a fairly talented wrestler. Combined with his size advantage Jones had basically a pre in place sprawl on most of DC's attempts to shoot in.

>>68160323
>mfw not even his son believed in him

>>68160352

>CM Punk's undefeated streak will last longer than the Spider's

P4P #1 when?

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>>68160337
>i was going to post a spicy multi bet on Hendo and the Bong but stopped at the last minute
just heem me now lads

>>68160381

the fuck? I uploaded a ronda file and it came out with lebron james' face

>>68160406

CM Punk - Least Hit Fighter In UFC History

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>>68160402
That was his master troll in training, younger son. Said the same shit about the Andy fight as well.

>I'd turn him and his older brother into early uncles, if you know what I mean

>>68160443
Da land shitposters are in full force rn, probably some server error

>>68160443

Same effect really

>>68160323


Are his kids actually his own? They look nothing like him, except for the girl.

He admitted that his moved away from his wife while he trained. Maybe she got some D on the side when he left?

>>68160466
CM Punk - No match has ever gone past the first 4 seconds

>>68160026
Not counting WMMA champs, yes

>>68159723

I really hope he does.

>>68160562
Genghis Khan was cucked probably twice in his lifetime as well.

>>68157577
great photo + I want to marry his daughter

>>68160604

Yeah but he makes up for that having raped like half of asia.

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>>68160596
>Not counting WMMA champs

Though I will say that Carla Esparza got bodied badly by Joanna

>>68160631
Cycle of Cucking (different from cuckoldry at this semantic, memetic point).

it's funny how our collective knowledge of fighter tiers/rankings or who's better at what changes literally fight-to-fight. we don't know shit

MW was originally gonna be dominated by luke or chris for a while, then chris showed huge weaknesses in the luke fight, then luke got embarrassed. literally anyone can be champ in that division. just depends on who gets the shot

there is no "clear best" overall like GSP was during his run

personally i'm a moose fan and i think he will beat brunson then fight in a title eliminator against cuckhold or something, who we now know he can beat cause he has an insane chin and better stand up

>>68160665

Luke is still the best in that division, he was just being an idiot, which is quite frankly surprising to me cause he was criticizing Werdum for doing the same damn thing he did. Bisping as champ is honestly hilarious, if he can defend the belt at least once I will respect him immensely.

>>68160665
It is hard to predict, but Luke and Weidman and clearly 1-2 in the division interchangeably. Luke being a cocky lackadaisical idiot doesn't change that. Yes Bisping is a good striker who can give Rockhold some trouble. Not enough to actually knock him out like he did though, not regularly at least

>>68160665

Its because we're morons. The only people who really understand how to fight are elite coaches/fighters.

>>68160665
well chris could be done, he hasn't looked good since machida

he did have 3 defenses, not too shabby for an era of domination

>>68160701
>>68160710
>>68160718
>>68160740


i think luke has skills but your durability both chin-wise and body-wise is part of your ability as a fighter too. part of what made some all-time great players in other sports elite is they were indestructible. luke has shown he can get dazed or wobbled and taken advantage of easily, even by "pillowfisted" bisping. i think anyone can take advantage of that, it's always gonna be a negative of his