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Previous thread >>68104615


>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed)

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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first for Euan
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2 more please boavista
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quite surprised how good michael gove was on the sky debate programme on friday. for a hated man, he had the audience mostly on his side. cameron, by comparison, was amateurish.
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>>68136849

Gove is hated?
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2222222

now for the win please
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the essex CHOKE is happening
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>>68136906

Only by teachers and doctors
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BELGIUM PLZ
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Large staking PPT -1 even without rball because I refuse to believe Virkia can win a game, need another collapse like they did in the second half last time
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>Belgium

Every time. Every fucking time.

Spastic cunts
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>hass's pseudo overs tip gonna lose AGAIN
o i am laffin
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>>68137142
-ve WHEN?
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>>68136906
>>68137026
which gradually extends to the general public.

it's jeremy hunt who is hated by junior doctors, kek.
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>>68137142

feel kinda bad for Hass, seems like he is trying to be shrewd but just cant be
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>>68137142
Knew BW would let me down desu. I dunno why you'd feel sorry for me though with all the winners I've posted recently losing a small/med bet doesn't hurt much
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>>68137039
African lad subbed on leggo
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STILL dont understand the difference between yield and profit. What is more important?
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ANOTHER wicket pmsl
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would love another boavista goal
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>>68137290
Roll gone
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Is this really happening
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>>68137350
>hit woodwork

fuck off, just fuck off
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>>68137387
>the city of pubeguy
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>>68137387
few nibs tho
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>>68137387
who is this guy lol
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>>68137387
>hey guys give me attention pleeease!

fuck off dullard until you have a gimmick that isn't the spawn of someone with the brain power of a 5 year old
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>>68137387
>>68137412
Brought a tear to my eye. Might give him a free month when I go paid
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>>68137432

>call someone 5 years old
>still get baited by them

if hes 5 you must be an embryo pmsl
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>>68137413
juveguy.
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>>68137465

What else can people do to earn a free month?
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>>68137471
zzzz
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3333333333

THE COMEBACK IS COMPLETE

UTTERLY SURREAL
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>>68137250
I don't feel sorry for you.
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>>68137506
nah, seriously. juve posted that guy's profile on his twtiter. i dont get all these inside jokes
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heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone.

taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
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Is there a way to send a paypal payment without showing your real name?

Dont feel comfortable with loads of random tipsters knowing who I am desu.
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And it's boavista *clap* *clap* clap*
boavista slags FC
they're by far the greatest slags team
the world has ever seen
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>>68137582
it just shows your email doesn't it?
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>>68137613

*clap* *clap*, *clap* *clap* *clap*, *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*, HAVE SEX!
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>>68137531
Nothing.

>>68137582
Im sure they are all discussing with each other how much of a slimy leech you are.

Just realised if I remove the "active tipster" filter, I'm not 3rd most followed on tt. In tears and devastated
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>>68137641

Yeah but my email has my name in it unless I can use a different one for the same account? Never used paypal to send payments like this before.
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Need a /bet/ magic moment for the GrIFK game
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>>68137664

>people offer a service by choice
>paying for this makes you a slimy leech

erm are you okay mate
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>>68137647
yo roll so small you'd qualify for universal basic income pmsl
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>>68137387
is this ARP's account? pmsl
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wtf is the 365 sound for a wicket
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anyone else UAC from boavista?
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>>68137750

my roll is bigger than your cock lad
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>>68137775
phil tuffnell rubbing one out
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>>68137299

Yield is a measure of betting efficiency. (Profit - Loss) / Capital Employed, is how it's measured.

Bettor A has a profit of £100 from £1000 of bets
Bettor B has a profit of £100 from £500 of bets

Bettor B therefore has the higher yield (20%) than bettor A (10%)

A higher yield suggests more success at picking bets at higher odds.
Deciding which is more important - yield or profit - is up to you. You could say ARP makes the better picks but Euan is consistently more profitable
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>>68137811
OWZEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why do these meme tipsters even want money for tips?

Anyone going paid clearly doesn't have enough confidence to actually back their own tips
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>>68137834
how is yield caclulated in relation to units though? say I have a 2 unit bet @ 1.85 that loses, and a 3 unit bet @ 1.9 that wins. what's my yield?
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>>68137834

but Euan has a higher ROI and profit, ARP is a fraud
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>>68137885
also is there any spreadsheet that does that for me? the one in the OP doesn't
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>>68137904
Euan is a shite bubblegum tipster. Rarely ever tips in asia, a lot of the time he only tips on specific books where you are usually limited after 1 or 2 bets. If he goes paid he'll get a max of 20 people in his group
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>>68137881

have sex
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Jamaica @5, what am I missing here ? They beat Chile in a friendly and Venezuela are shit.
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We like to bet with euan
cos euan is our mate
and when we bet with euan
he gives a tip in 8...
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>>68137944
>>68137944

see

>>68137953
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>>68137960
>in a friendly
there's your answer, do DnB
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>>68137885

Assuming the units are a flat £10 each:

-2(£10) = £20
3(£10x0.9) = £27

£7/£50 = 0.14 = yield of 14%

Units are more a way of keeping track of your bankroll and staking amounts and such
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Real Madrid B goal is coming
-0.5 @2.5
MED
LARGE on 0.0
@1.7
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>>68138088

A "unit" is a percentage of your bankroll, is what I meant to say. Your roll will change over time but a unit will still be, say, 1%
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>didnt stake BT's tip from 1-3
Need to have a word with myself
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ARP needs to STOP tipping non-BT shite.
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>>68138158

I suppose it's too late now that I've staked it, but, info?
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>>68138290
http://www.realmadrid.com/real-madrid-tv
Watching stream, should score 2-3 goals already, Lleida lucky to hanging on 1:0 lead at HT
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>>68138422

Ok cheers mate
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Hass, this game's getting TIGHT
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>>68138478
Really don't want Essex to win anymore, fucking melts
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Decent chance you'll be OK then
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>>68138559
Top patter desu
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might go private myself after this win. these tips are crazy good.
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>>68138422
On -0.25. Better not let me down
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Why do people think Belgium are good?

Every time I watch them they play like shit, they just seem to have a load of meme players like Lukaku and Felliani who play well about once every 10 games.
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>>68138657

they have a load of high rated players on FIFA
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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4aK-YsPeU
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LORD management team

it's coming home
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fuck fuck fuck don't do this to me hampshire
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>>68138721
Prestaking overs
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never betting against essex again
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>>68138815
CHAT SHIT
GET BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
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>>68138721

Can you actually bet on this?
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>>68138775
>2-1
>4-3
>2-2
>3-1
>2-4

5.25 seems about right tbqh
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>>68138853
Yep
England XI
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>>68138853
365 trading it

kickoff in 1 bong 30 bings
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>>68138875
ROW XI
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>>68138775
Where?
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>>68138875
>>68138968

>XI

>Pakis in charge of maths
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>>68138853
>>>/reddit/

student/bet/ out
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>>68137039
>>68137290
Easy win, hope someone got on.

>>68138258
ARP needs to sort his head out, he has my TPV tip down as a loss when it won
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>>68138853
summer is here
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>>68138997
I've got ADHD lad
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>>68138657
Pmsl
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Just found a med but no bookies carrying it will let me get a med on pmsl
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>>68138968
>Rest of the World celebs
>A bunch of sheep shaggers, jocks and paddys and a half Italian
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>>68139059

Only because I just laid them ffs
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>>68139089
wtb Ian lid, down spastic this weekend.
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>>68139089

tip it then
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Madrid pls
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>>68139172
>>68139157
Not until I get on. Will tip 15 min before ko.

Also got another prestake for tomorrow. Absolutely smashing this betting business.
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>>68139274
Fair enough lid, on 365 or not?
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Actually, will be safer to tip/bet second half overs for the socceraid game, once they bring on the memes
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>>68139274

Is it coming soon? I need to go lift pal.
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>>68139274
my wife's ex-husband's nephew is coming round for dinner at 7 lid. you'd better make it quick or else his tommy soup will be gazpacho pmsl
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>the state of this Real Madrid B defence.
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>>68139508
Can't believe I've trusted a pole
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>>68139528
never again
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>>68139528
last time Euan did that he decided not to go paid
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>>68139528
I'm down so much, I was desperate enough to get on, too. Can not believe my poor judgement.
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pmsl Real red. Fucking hate you poland you fuck
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Here we go lids. Slovenia +0.5
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Reminder to put the house on Beach Futbol Club slags in 2 bongs 27 bings

No way they don't win by AT LEAST 3
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>>68139920
Won 1-0 last month pmsl
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>almost tipped real madrid b
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>>68140020
>last month
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>angus deyton was not only on the same field as diego maradona
>he won
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>>68140056
Do you understand the concept of charity football matches?
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>>68140084
Eh? This was the 2006 world cup wasn't it?
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le niggerly donatello
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>>68140161
you idiot
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>>68140161
He was still fat in 2006 so I was willing to let you go unmolested for that post. Should've left it up.
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SUCH a euan tip pmsl
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Is anyone gonna tune in to the new Top Gear? Last one was an absolute mare.
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>>68140848
might do desu, better than all the other DROSS on

plus joey was quite funny, muting evans though
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>>68140890
Don't get the love. He was better than Evans but he did seem pretty forced.

Positive any lad on /bet/ could've topped the level of banter on the show last week
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>>68140936
>implying any of us could say a word in front of a crowd
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>Big_Al got on your tip
Nice of him to jump on the Mara only lotto 1/10 once the odds are gone. He'll be calling me a fraud next
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>>68140848
Watching soccer aid lid

They're showing Africans drinking filthy water. Serious question now, why are Africans incapable of finding clean water or boiling it? What is stopping them doing what man conqured thousands of years ago? Why do I have to instead pay?
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>>68141027
He'd be right
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>>68141027
wwtb?
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CANNOT wait for Euan to be removed from featured tipsters after this loss
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"I almost tipped Ukraine United based on the friendly results I found on their website. But then I discovered they hadnt been posting losses."

>hadnt been posting losses.

Sounds just like Euan's spreadsheet tbqh
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>>68141108
PMSL
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Been trying out a new strategy for betting on soccer games that has been insanely profitable over the past few weeks basically you place a large amount of your bankroll ( like 25% ) on plus handicaps in injury time. Usually the odds are pretty low ( like 1.1 ) but I have been consistently making a profit. Basically free money. Feel free to try out this system if you lads want.
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Haven't been around for more than a month, what are some current hot bets lads?
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>>68141345
Thanks for sharing!,I'll try this out and hope for big profit$$$ Nothing could goo wrong #boom #bookiebashing
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>>68141345
Absolutely genius, this will end well
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>>68141345
Is that you meta?
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Reffoc such a fraud
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>>68141782
gonna take a shower and cool down. not been a great day, might've caught somethinf from ARP
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>patrick kielty

man hasnt been relevant since about 2004
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>dida

HUGE on unders
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>>68141108
PMSL
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thoughts lads?
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pmsl marvin humes' first touch uglier than his wife
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>>68141108
can't believe i missed this post
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>>68142351
Would fancy the overs too. Venezuela tends to throw a lot of bodies forward, leaving them wide open at the back
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Reminder that Olly Murs will never score in your lifetime
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Euan is currently smashing up his Olly Murs CD's
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>>68142962
His heart skipped a beat as that ball floated over Dida
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Reminder to get on overs at HT when the change to shit keepers
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Sitting with my dad watching this, trying to pretend I havent bet on Ollie Murs to score the first goal in a charity football match
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>Slovenian finishing
zzzzzzzzzz
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>>68143161
>Ollie

Don't act like you aren't his biggest fan
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anyone know if you can withdraw on bovada via bitcoin? i know you can deposit with bitcoin but how about withdrawing? also can i transfer funds from my c-cex account to bovada??
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>>68143306
Why do you need it for? It's not like you are a profitable bettor to have the need to withdraw. No American poster in /bet/ ever was, is or will be.
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>>68143161
Have sex
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>>68143306
if you visit sbr/covers, people are actually compalining that you cant WD from bovada with BTC but you can deposit

better luck next time
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>>68143442
Talking big sense here pal
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>>68143145
ty for posting lid
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>yfw this England XI tip was Euan's medium that he was talking about
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>>68144156
You forgot the face
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>>68144209
not understand the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""meme""""
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IA Akranes SW @2.1
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Gremio just can not hit the goal
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>>68144897
Pmsl
Probably more value now with the red
On Palmieras 0.0 smed, just had a dissa goal
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>>68145012
O I am laffin
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Disallowed goals all over the gaff
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mackers has tipped notre dame any +

literal 365 only tho
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>>68145133
no he hasn't
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>>68145187
James Mckeown Would stake any + or even a 0AH here, Brittons Hill are actually already safe from relegation, nothig game for them.
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>>68145260
Literally just a tip based on 'they want/need it more' and people STILL pay for this pmsl
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>>68144583
SURELY they will score any second now
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>>68145012
PALMIERASSSSSS
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>>68145450
Already had one disallowed for a sketchy offside call
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>>68145441
Mackers admin record is superb so not sure what you're crying about
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>>68145534
nice stadium
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>>68145555
>not sure what you're crying about

I'm not sure I could have been more explicit in my post. Please read a book and then have sex, you greasy little spoonfed sixth former.
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>>68145683
OK, calm down. Everything's ok.
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>>68145660
Does look comfy, doesn't it?
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>>68145555

>365 only bets
>group asia bets probably in the red over the last year

would love to test your chin
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MACKERSSSSSS
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>Hass has a positive ROI

whats going on? Am I in bizarro world?
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>>68145810
Only 2 losses in the last 15 tips lid
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ENGLAND
N
G
L
A
N
D

COMING HOME LADS
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>>68145791
Yeah, if the game sucks you might as well just go fishing.
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Of course I am not on the Mackers tip.. Literally can not win a bet today
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Why isn't Defoe going to the Euros lids?
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euan, screenshot of your donation?
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>>68145882

I just refuse to believe you are shrewd. I do like you though. So if you stay positive for a while I will start getting on.
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So cringey when people try to claim PGA isn't worth the monthly fee.

Totally clueless
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>>68145936
You might wanna start following lid
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms
>>68145971
Up massive from the volleyball tip so I'm thinking of going on holiday, hear Spain is nice this time of year
>>68145943
It's not becoming to make donations public
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>>68146019

Begging you to have sex.
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>>68146034
>le locked account meme
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>>68145971
> do like you though

Why? he's just a boring paki who spams and samefags and has nothing to contribute, I don't mind people with interesting gimmicks but this dullard has absolutely none.
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>usa vs japan game was abandoned due to inclement weather
>i bet the over 2.5 goals 3 minutes before canceled
>game ends 2-0
how are the bookies going to handle this?
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>>68146084
check their T&C for policies on friendlies, some books will settle it as a loss if the game was abandoned after a certain time (think it's 80 mins for friendlies with bet365)
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>>68146080
>posts good, well researched tips, often in Asia
>nothing to contribute
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>all these english lads playing for jamaica

another reason to vote out
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>>68146172
nice meme
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>>68146019
Calm down Joe.
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>>68146163

I think you should have sex.
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>>68146019

It isn't
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>>68146045
Begging you to get a new meme and a personality.
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>>68146080
Probably because everyone else on here these days are boring Pakis.
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>>68145260
Reported. Enjoy your LIFETIME ban.
Mole.
o
l
e
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>>68146231

Please have sex isnt a meme, it's genuine advice.
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>>68146277
ok
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Genuinely cannot remember the last time I won 2 bets in a row
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>>68146163
Also on Jamaica
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>>68146080
Sound a bit jealous here lad, not been getting enough (you)'s?
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>>68146269
I've been evading mackers since april 2014 so good luck with that m8.
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>>68146308

maybe because you are a FRAUD
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>>68146349
Mole.
Would LOVE to test your chin tbqh.
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Need BT to just start up a TT already and make Euan and Hass look like pseudos
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>>68146406
EXPOSED
X
P
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D
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>>68146034
i went to madrid a few years back. temperature was around 39-40 degrees. was alright as it wasn't humid.

saw a bit of crime - best to not have your phone out. i remember seeing a guy get his phone stolen by a kid, kek.
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>>68146480
>Hass look like pseudos
Subtle troll. Hass is beyond pseudo. Don't even bother reading this lotto "tips" desu.
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Lots of money put on Cruzeiro and they have low odds even though Sao Paulo look like the favorites.
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>>68146480

Can we STOP pretending Euan isnt shrewd? It's getting ridiculous now. He has the highest documented ROI in /bet/ HISTORY.
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>>68146480
>making hass look like a pseudo
does that all by himself tbqh
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>>68146574
Euan is a big fish in a little pond. The true shrewdies have their own swimming pools.

Trip on.
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>>68146574
On fake odds on terrible bubblegum bookmakers like Unibet, Mybet, Marathonbet and pals tipped at 10/10 couple of times.
zzzzzzzz

Need Euan's Asia checking anon to report us with details.
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>>68146574
His roi is fake though. No memes of joking, indisputable fact.
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>>68146642
How's the bloga lid?
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>>68146637

So you are pretending a 30% ROI isnt god tier?

>>68146644

proof?
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>>68146535
>>68146585
Pretty sure I've got the best record in Asia out of all the other shrewdies.
Not to mention most my tips are researched beforehand and I often give dece writeups.
Who /comeback kid/ here?
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HASSASSIN SO SHREWD
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>Market suspended
>Stream 30s behind
>Cameraman getting hit by the ball

Why the fuck would that affect the odds. Get your shit together Betfair ffs
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>>68145943
Im not one of those knobs who buy a homeless guy a burger then post the video on Facebook.

>>68146480
Need him to join tt so I can a slightly higher turnover.
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>>68146718
Forgot name
Trip unban when Jani?
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What up honkies ...
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>>68146689
He tipped lots of fake bets privately early on to inflate his roi when it was terrible. There's your proof before you even more onto albania's reasons.
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Been F5'ing this thread regularly. Good read. Banter levels died down a bit though.

Would love a bit of coin BTW
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>>68146687
Might resume tipping tbqh,
cba though
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>>68146689
There's been a lot of times that Euan has been called out for posting fake lines or tipping just after/when goals were scored. One or two times is understandable but it happens way too many times to just be a coincidence. Not to mention the many Marathon/Fonbet only bets and other such bubblegum shite.
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>>68146838

pmsl

imagine getting blown the fuck out by Euan then crawling back into hiding pmsl pmsl
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>>68146788
Hoping you'd died
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>>68146797
This.
Once a FRAUD, always a FRAUD.

>>68146820
I will literally transfer you 10pounds if you just confirm me you are SP by posting with your old SP trip.
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>>68146900
It's been banned for a month or so after Hass pulled an Italian Job on it.
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>>68146349
pmsl, remember the time you literally told him your initials?
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>>68146924
Refuse to fall for this.
Prove it somehow and I will paypal/skrill you 10pounds.
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>>68146797
No I didnt. Those who followed could see the bets back then :)
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Shout-out to Euan for being a bitch and banning me from his TT.
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>>68146924

What does this even mean?
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>>68146979

PMSL
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>>68146642
>pals

which bookmaker is this?
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>>68146961
You know my paypal. Will pay you back m8
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>>68146986
I cracked his trip and while posting with it I got banned pmsl
Reckon I could do his new one too if have a word with Lux on the 4chan live chat
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>>68146986
hass """"stole""" his trip. not sure if that's even possible. they're probably the same person 2bh
>>
>>68146969
Yes you did. Was proven at the time.
>>
>>68147091
>Stating things that simply arent true
have fun proving that pal
>>
EUAN can we still do the I give you bets on my behalf thing. I wanna recuperate the losses
>>
>>68147087
No he did, they posted too close together for it to be Juve samfagging
>>
>>68147057

Cracking normal trips is a piece of piss though right?
>>
>>68147002
Le secret bookie mate.
>>68147057
What was the tripcode password?
>>68147042
Right, so all is left is for you to prove you are SP. Post in another board or something.
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>>68147170
forgot my trip
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>>68147190
please tell me which bookmaker it is friend
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>>68147225
Lux is a god desu
Cracking Juves's trip so so easy
>>
>>68147190
>What was the tripcode password?

Don't ansewr this Hass, is my card pin
>>
Holy fuck how the fuck do you do this
>>
>>68147263
Worst thing is I know you aren't kidding
Got a potential in Serie A again tonight lids
>>
What the fuck is happening with this Canadian game Ian liddo?
>>
searching through google now. can't find ANYTHING on tripcode cracking
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>>68147359

Tripcode explorer lid
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>>68147359
>using google

found your problem. that'll be £5 via paypal please.
>>
>Jamaica
pmsl. Tempted to get on Venezuela handis now
>>
>>68147532
Alright, don't get coarse
>>
>>68147532

>being vegan

pmsl
>>
>>68147532
Are you a vegan?
>>
>>68147480
>hass went through the effort of downloading a program just to briefly take the tripcode of a poster on an icelandic tipping general
>>
IMAGINE being a janitor on 4chan having to clean up the mess a couple of weirdos make.

On top of that, you have to do it for free. PMSL
>>
>>68147532

>being a vegan

hope you can summon enough energy to respond
>>
>>68147532
>being a vegan
>putting that up on your profile
>>
>>68147626
pmsl
>>
>>68147532
>haha wahey lads look at me i'm posting stuff from tinder lmao aren't i such a stud pmsl i get all the girls me, hopefully everyone will think i'm cool and not some little shut in virgin who pisses away his JSA on rball shite

Can't wait for the day that you and all of your spotty virgin ilk finally spunk the last of your pocket money away and leave this board forever. Reported.
>>
>>68147746
>i get all the girls me
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>68147746

v strange post
>>
>>68147746

Superb post.
>>
>>68147768
>he doesn't get all the girls him
>>
>>68147847
do you ask them to lend you fivers?
>>
Cruzeiro-0.5 @1.85+ on bet365, SBObet, Pinnacle etc

SMALL STAKE on Cruzeiro.
Will add analysis later.
Cruzeiro’s previous home games this season ended in draws despite them dominating and creating much of the chances, tonight I fancy them to get their first home victory against a much depleted Sao Paulo.
Despite the draws in their opening home games this season, Cruzeiro remain unbeaten in 20 of their last 21 games at home and their 1 loss came against a close match against Fluminense, ending 3-4 to the visitors. They’ve not impressed in the league so far, but have still been impressive elsewhere, finishing top of out of 12 teams in the Campeonato Mineiro. Sao Paulo have many absences coming into this game for one reason or the other, and will not be able to call upon at least 7 of their key players today. Team news aside Sao Paulo historically struggle away from home, so there is certainly a tiny bit of value in backing Cruzeiro today.
>>
>>68147943

do you even have an SBO account pmsl
>>
>>68147746
t virgin who has no friends and is resentful of lad culture.
>>
>>68147920
Gonna try that today. Think I'm suave enough to get girls to lend me some dosh
>>
>>68147943
Post slip pal.
>>
>>68147973

>LOOK AT ME IM SUCH A LAD, FOLLOW UNILAD AND THE LAD BIBLE WHILE BEING MISOGYNIST AND WEARING MY COLOURED CHINOS XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>>68147961
Not sure what you mean by this lad.
I use Asianodds, pretty sure it's the closest you can get to having an SBO account in the UK
>>
>>68148010
Post SLIP buddy.
>>
>>68148010

what is the name of your broker then?
>>
>>68148004
Can tell your chin was tested by a few lads
>>
>>68148047
>look at me i get all the nibs I do pmsl
>>
>>68147943
(you)
>>
>>68148110

No it wasnt. I had to endure them all at uni and pretend to like them so I wasnt on my own all the time. They are all dullards with terrible banter.
>>
Just got into work lads.

Genuinely wonder why I bother when I follow Euan.
>>
Another MASSIVE pseudo bet losing from Hass, PMSL
>>
>>68148041
Not on meself, not that confident in it to piss my greasy tenners away.
Decided to not give any nibs away, you guys don't deserve it
>>
>>68148207
>STILL no slip
zzzz
>>
>>68148282
PMSL.
When will you STOP? Beyond embarrasing desu
>>
finally got a bet to win to cap off a profitable day.
>>
>>68148422

>have you liked medellin so far

pmsl
>>
>>68148422
Need to play the long game mate, few days worth of talking before you slip it in. Should be putty in your hands by then m8
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>>68148422
You don't. You say you're flying back tomorrow.
>>
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Can't describe how much I hate le cheeky lad Christian Rees, such a cretin
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>>68148422

>don't no m8

CREASING LAD
>>
>>68148519
christ
>>
>>68148519
Fuck sake.
>>
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>>68148519
banter tbf
>>
>>68148519
£25 a month is too much for this
>>
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>>68148519

pmsl sounds like a top night
>>
>>68148519
top notch.

Who was that guy btw that put Brian Cox as their FB profile pic
>>
>>68148519
>19 likes
ffs
>>
>>68148596
foetal alcohol syndrome 2bh
>>
>>68148519
CANCER has taken over my body
>>68148520
Class response desu
>>
>>68148519

>lord moments

gaylord moments by the sounds of it pmsl
>>
>>68148519
Why this guy and all the english people here talk like they are 14?
>>
>>68148701
Because they never finished Year 10 English
>>
>>68148519
>Lord
>>68148704
>desu
chuckled
>>
>>68148704
>desu

REELING
>>
>>68148704
I'll go medellin with you lid
>>
>>68148704
>desu
Giggling
>>
>>68148519
>I run out the club screaming "UP A FUCKING CUNT"
>7 (SEVEN) laughing emojis
>mirror selfshot photo for a profile pic

Seems an awful human being desu
>>
>Couldn't get on Blackbirds
>>
>>68148765
trying to go travelling in south america for a month with mates but if they bottle it i'll be down for that
>>
>>68148814
Want a special on him wearing a Lyle and Scott polo in his profile
>>
>>68148860
3-0 after 13 minutes, not a penny made. Hate life
>>
Can't believe Euan's shouts are actually bringing in followers
>>
>>68148973

that 2:2 in marketing aint for nothing lid
>>
How does Gems have so many followers
>>
>>68148933
And there's 4 and 5. Can't believe I missed out on this. Feel physically sick.
>>
Gonna make a new account and try and sneak me way in. There's no way he'll figure me out
>>
>>68149048
Did he REALLY ban you? Pretty rude desu.
Still waiting on you to post with your old SP tripcode.
>>
>>68149080
He's been ignoring me for while now. Think he's pissed at me after his blog failed pmsl
>>
>>68149080
>>68149048
Very confused as to what is going on here
>>
don't have a betfred zzzzzzzzzz
>>
>>68149151
His multiple personalities have bought their own IPs
>>
>>68149174

PMSL
>>
>>68149151
LET ME FOLLOW YOU
>>
Albania is a master ruseman desu
>>
Unsure what he's trying to get at
>>
>>68149238
Ask for a fiver or derail my comments once and you are removed
>>
>>68149346
Why? I just need a fiver mate.
>>
>>68149346
Euan can't stand someone else getting all the attention pmsl
>>
>>68149346
I've got your back don't worry
>>
pmsl 30 minutes, 8-0, no breaks on that goal train so far
>>
>>68149433
tfw perma-suspended now
>>
>>68149433
le perma suspend meme
>>
>>68149346
Can we do this one last time btw

>>68147170
>>
>>68149493
Pray it unsuspends, they have a goal difference of sixteen to chase down
>>
>>68149540
lel
>>
>>68148863
Which countries?
>>
Can't wait to see double figures first half
>>
>>68149540
Why didn't you tip this if you knew this earlier instead of lotto Brazil shite?
>>
>>68149586
>>68149540

BTTS-No @ 1.66?
>>
Euan SEETHING that Juve is more popular
>>
>>68149672
Probably wins but BBTS market always pretty lotto.
How many times have you seen a team absolutely murdering another team and then they concede first shot on target?
>>
>>68149664
Pal I WISH I knew beforehand, just did a little research now
>>
>>68149664
He's more concerned about >muh asia for some reason

>>68149703
LOVE when people guess my emotions
>>
Official /bet/ POWER RANKINGS

ftr

all profitable lids
>>
>Unsuspend at 9-0
>Stop scoring
Top meme
>>
>>68149724
NEED to hire a don to test your fickle chin
>>
>>68149664
I mentioned Blackbirds after the 1-0 but then they scored so quickly and it was suspended so much I didn't bother tipping it. Also been too busy trying to get on myself.
>>
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laffin
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>>68149900
why?
>>
Mara had Blackbirds unsuspended before 365 but I didn't mention because >Mara and the markets were absolutely tez. Literally only O/E, Blackbirds -15.75 from 7-0 and over 16.5 total
>>
>>68149922
It is very unfortunate to lose a FH bet from 9-0 at 31' as they had clearly been dominating the match, but as soon as this poor chap got on, they stopped.
>>
>>68149724
Can't even use the 'I only tip in Asia' defence after the bubblegum bashing I did today pmsl
>>68149704
First team vs last, I can't see them scoring desu, would have SMACKED BTTS no at 1.66.
Still tempted to put a marge on at 1.5 but I'll control myself
>>
>>68149969
I think that's highly unfortunate and not particularly funny
>>
Unders wins in ca again even with a red
>>
>>68148519
>all these responses
>not one yet has mentioned how much of a danger this lad is
Concerned
>>
>>68150101
Post photo of what you look like.
>>
>>68150101
Tears
>>
how much do i place on leave for brexit
£50 or £100
>>
https://tipstertube.com/post/62338

pmsl
>>
>>68150353
nothing, its a bad bet
>>
>>68150353
Better use of your money would be to donate to Socceraid my man
>>
>>68150353
When the fun stops. STOP.
>>
>>68150353
Go onto Betfair and click on the pink number next to leave.
>>
If there is a perceived misprice and value in an sizable underdog (5.0 or more to win outright) while having around a 50% chance to win, is it better to just lump small on or go large on a spread/handicap? or just lump on both?
>>
>>68150667
If something is paying 5 and has a 50% chance of occuring you should be putting everything you can afford to lose on it.
>>
>>68150667
Large on the win, special on the handi.
>>
>>68150751
>>68150756
ok thanks, I wasn't too sure about what to do so I just went medium on the handi
and is the ausclick anon/anyone else that watches lol still posting here?
>>
Do they want 20?
>>
>>68150895
Probably. Not happy with the price though. Sickens me that I only made pocket change from that game.
>>
>>68150833

please have a wank before you go to vote
>>
>>68150895
20 is an unlucky number in Barbados
>>
>penalty at 18-0

Ref having a mare
>>
what was the line like for the blackbirds pre game?
>>
>>68150996

-3
>>
>>68150996
Not sure pre-game, it was -3.5 early on
>>
>>68151026
>>68151028
Jesus
>>
>No injury time
Ah come on ref
>>
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Highest scoreline i've seen on 365

>21 shots 21 goals
>>
>>68150996
+1.25
>>
>mfw the blackbirds game just trippled my bank
>>
>>68151152
Enjoy that 60SEK lid
>>
>SE94 stealing Euan's tips
>>
I think this guy needs /bet/'s help >>>/biz/1286798

is this how you link to other boards?
>>
>>68153594
>Wat do now?

ALWAYS makes me laugh
>>
>warriors winning early
>didn't smack the line at 1.5
>line is now 1.16
feel ill for not jumping on because of benig scared from black voodoo
>>
>>68153594
What happened to your med lid?
>>
Ramadan mubarak lads. Wishing you a happy month. Got a cheeky lined up @2.5 on me to not make it the whole of tomorrow.
>>
>>68157532
Poor effort lad, my little brother is 12 and he kept all of his fasts last year
>>
>>68158045
Got a date with a particularly fine specimen. Seriously CHOMPING at the bit to get at her.

>Implying he wasn't sneaking drinks when you weren't looking
>>
Just seen Scarborough won 2-0 pmsl nice one Euan lid.
>>
Page 10 lids
>>
Is hubris the most dangerous thing to have when betting?
>thinking public on team A means team B will win because of some reverse public theory
also pic related
>>
Just did my weekly shopping, lids. SHAKING at all the value I snapped up.
>>
Got a small on pic related
>>
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>>68164726
Forgot pic
>>
>>68164731
Winner!!
>>
>>68164731
>wasn't on
Would have helped if you said what sport it was
>>
PLEASE lend me some money :3
>>
Took out a bank loan today lids, going HUGE on the euan fix then bank rolling winnings into England to win the euro's
>>
>seoul
>>
>>68151141
totally

>>68151152
nice

>>68154028
hehe good

>>68163721
great haha

>>68164731
woah

>>68164988
me too

>>68164997
cool

>>68165012
yes
>>
>>68165057
Delete this
>>
>>68165012
Not suprising, they are missing 3 top players cus yesterdays friendlies.
I have my money on jeju dnb
>>
>>68165174
equalized just as you said that lol
>>
>>68165192
Fucking wankers
>>
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>>68165242
2-1 now, o2.5 secured
>>
>>68165174
>>68165242

Ruh roh.
>captcha is traffic signs in moonspeak
SHUT IT DOWN
>>
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Swear this isn't a complete lotto bet, but the volleyball game on right now is worth a smed on Bulldogs women SW @3+
>>
>>68165357
Bali are quite fit too desu but are missing players and Bulldogs are in great form recently.
Disclaimer: This is indeed lotto shite
>>
>>68165375
dropped to 2.75 as soon as you posted, kek.
>>
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3-4
>>
>>68165381
Opened at 3.4 but I wasn't about to prestake a sport I've never followed because of some match previews I had a Filipino tinder match translate for me
>>
>>68165381
Correct Score After 2 Sets: 2:0 is worth a tiny @4
>>
oh hass, is there anything you won't bet on? so addicted pmsl

why didn't you just take over your dad's business instead of sitting at home consuming vit d supplements and pixel punting?
>>
>Glasgow violence: people taken to hospital after reports of stabbings and two vans ablaze

>A police spokesman said he thought the disorder, which started around 1.30pm, was "more likely to be rival betting gangs fighting" than anything related to terrorism.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/05/people-taken-to-hospital-after-ongoing-incident-in-frankfield-ro/

rip euan.
>>
>>68165411
>>68165242
>>68165192
>>68165174

Absolute fucking magic. Imagine putting money on SW when they were 2 under. Shaking at the thought of that profit.
>>
>>68165447
I heard Rossy Boy's boys were in the area so I had my men pay them a visit
>>
>>68165357
>Bulldogs are now at 1.5
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
>>68165507
>implying this isn't a stolen tip from a reputable tipster
That's the only way the odds drop makes sense
>>
>>68165495
reported.

:^)
>>
>>68165518
Or it might be the fact they just won the first set you moron
>>
>Euan pandering to the Muslims of TT and /bet/
Nice gesture desu
>>
>>68165489
vietnam - singapore next for some value
>>
>>68165542
are you fasting?
>>
>>68165569
Wtb?
>>
>>68165529
how much do you have on?
>>
>>68165570
I'm not a muzza friend.
Think my trip has been banned again, might take this as a sign desu and stick to shitposting on /pol/
>>
>>68165601
>pakistani
>not muslim

pretty rare tbqh.
>>
>>68165542
Euan is an unbelieving kuffar bastard to them
>>
>>68165598
110.
False alarm boys my tripcode is fine
>>68165614
Well I'm actually only half Pakistani
>>
>>68165625
other half is?

were you raised to believe in anything?
>>
>>68165597
u2.5

we're pretty shit but vietnam isn't that good either

probably v 1-0 s
>>
>>68165635
White.
Tbh senpai I wouldn't say I'm not completely religious, I just find it hypocritical to call myself a Muslim when I drink, engage in premarital sex, and bet 3 figure sums on Filipino women's volleyball
>>
>>68165659
Ohh look at me! I shag bird and love tits and sex and beer and pseudopunting! I'm a right lad, I am.
>>
>>68165671
Proxy on lad
>>
>>68165671
>shagging Icelandic basketball tipsters
>>
Once they lose this set I'll TT NU Bulldogs
>>
>>68165686
Good post this
>>
>>68165686
pmsl
>>
>>68165649
Odds SHATTERED
>>
Thinking about making a /bet/ subreddit. Who's in?
>>
>>68165714
what?

>>68165723
upboated
>>
>>68165751
>upboated
Haha, nice reference :^)
>>
Anyone actually manage to make anything more than pennies from the Blackbird match? Only had a small on over 14.5 goals kek
>>
>>68165765
saw pic related on twitter. the lid cashed out.
>>
>twitter
>fractional odds
Bet he's spunking that on a bottle of Grey Goose and a V.I.P table in Piccadilly Institute
>>
>>68165848
Chuckled
>>
>>68165848
lel. grey goose is the biggest alcohol scam. it's just ethanol.

>b-but moar filtering!
>>
>>68165848
Ohh look at me! I know about clubs and love tits and vodka and pseudopunting! I'm a right lad, I am.
>>
>>68165867
They've done blind taste tests where they compared Grey Goose and a few other vodka brands and Smirnoff Red Label has come out on top every time.

Now Belvedere, that is SMOOTH. Nice bottle too
>>68165874
strange post this
>>
>>68165894
figures. i don't get vodka 2bh. prefer whisky or rum.
>>
>remain 1.46

S H A K I N G
>>
>>68165913
Vodka's just easy to drink and mix so it's perfect for going out on the lash so cheeky lads love it

I have had some bad experiences with rum desu.
Last Halloween I put together a Jack Sparrow costume with a ripped t shirt turned into a vest jacket and some borrowed mascara, and bought a bottle of rum to complete the outfit.
2/3rds of the bottle gone and I was passed out in a uni hall with a made up bed of pizza boxes and a fire extinguisher as a pillow and had missed the whole night kek.

>>68165940
bankrolling
>>
>>68165965

see

>>68165874
>>
>>68165984
Okay yeah fair enough
>>
GOFF JUST TIPPED UKRAINE TO QUALIFY
ON UUUUUGE
>>
>>68166001
Bit early for eurovision betting innit?
>>
>>68166022
To be more clear, if you like betting but aren't on Ukraine to qualify you may as well pack it all in & get into model railways instead.
>>
>>68166001
>>68166033
Take note ARP
>>
>>68166001
>1.33
>>
>>68166001
>>68166033
He basically said as much weeks ago, I said it was pseudo tip then and I'm calling it a pseudo tip now. Only way it comes in is if underperforming Germany REALLY underperform.
Midfield reasonably inexperienced, two of the experienced midfielders they do have had a massive falling out and hate each other, Ukraine has literally refused to call up any of their players based in Russia meaning they are missing a few players.
Personally I'm marge on Ukraine not to qualify. Pseudos like Ukraine because they have a few meme players and had a decent qualifying campaign and are against an underperforming Germany, an underrated Poland and Northern Ireland who will clearly be whipping boys.
>>
>>68166088
Surely being marge on Ukraine not tq is a bit much considering there is a good chance 3 will qualify from this group?
>>
WTB?
>>
>>68166124
vietnam - singapore u0.5 small
>>
What's (you)r thoughts on Spain lids? 1.50 to reach quarters and 3.30 to reach final seems a little high, surely? Or am I just a mindless spoonfed greasy sixth former? pmsl
>>
>>68166120
I don't see them scoring many and expect they only get 3/4 points, plenty of others will do that and their GD will lose it for them. Marge bit of an exaggeration desu but certainly medium.
>>
please tip Essex, Hass
>>
>>68166088
Seleznyov was the player playing in Russia, he then returned to Ukraine and is in squad. Devic is only one who may have been in but he's 32 now and I'm not sure he's that much of a miss at all. didn't have a decent qualifying at all really. 3rd in a pretty average group. but having a minnow in your group makes that group between a 2/5 & 1/3 shot to have 3 qualifiers. I have them 1.39. 8/15 available. have Poland 1.37, but that's bang on market price, so what can I do other than back Ukraine? Pseudo or otherwise.
>>
>>68166263
Cheers Nick, took a little bit on the exchange
>>
>vietnam
>>
Who else is in for an /enjoyablebitoftrading/ on Leicester to be relegated?
>>
>>68166499
>>68166499
>>68166499
>>68166499

NEW THREAD
>>
>>68166514
>6 posts early
Danger
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