/mlb/ - MLB General

First forMike Moustakas is a meme.

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Royals

>rags
>memestakas

>His team is from a small market!
>His team has a low budget payroll!
>His team won't be able to afford all its star players after arbitration!

t. Fan of the 2016 World Series winning Chicago Cubs

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Mets

>>67027084
Scary but true..... the moose is loose..!!!

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moustakas leading mlb in home runs is a sweet stat

he deserves all the praise and positive attention he's getting, just awesome

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What a world we live in. Mike Moustakas leads the league in home runs, Aaron Nola leads the league in strikeouts, Texas Rangers lead the league in not getting triple played.

Man, what a time to be alive.

Rockies 7 - 5 Doyers

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>>67027122
HOLY SHIT

CALL THE PARK RANGER

>>67027140
Its not even 20 games in the season

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>>67027160
IT WAS ME, /MLB/ I SET MOUSTAKAS LOOSE

>>67027172
That doesn't change the fact that the Texas Rangers currently lead the league in not hitting into triple plays

>>67027196
So Moustakas confirmed for New York Yankee soon?

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does moustakas actually lead mlb in hrs....

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>That triple play
>Prince Fat fuck

>>67027204
Well, he has six. and the next closest is Bryce Harper/Trevor Story, with 8. So yes.

What the fuck is going on with this Moose bullshit?

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A's tbf

>>67027204
The moose is actually and officially loose.

like i get that the royals won the world series and all

but the memes, man. its too much

>>67027196
Where are you seeing this I still see Harper in the lead with 8.

>>67027237
Never thought I'd see the day.... but here we are.

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>>67027237
but...he doesn't

>>67027218
kc autism

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who /10wins/ in here?

Meme City Royals have breached the quarantine, shitposting levels reaching critical mass

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>>67027298

>>67027196
this is so awesome

moustakas is a beast.

>>67027260
just let them roll around in their autism

i mean look at >>67027284, autism clearly just runs rampant in kansas city

>>67027207
Fielder was the smartest runner on the bases there though, it was the other 2 who fucked up royally

guys can i get a

>rags

>>67027394
R A G S
A
G
S

>one strike away

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>Mike Moustakas will never lead the league in Strikeouts
The Phillies might not have the League Leader in HRs, but they do have the league leader in SOs

>>67027371
The other two made mental mistakes, but Prince being fat made it ridiculous in the first place. You have to score on that.

I'm still dumbfounded that no only did 16 runs on Cincinnati. But they shut them out too

Literally still can't believe that happened lol

>>67027426
tbf, that No hitter, while still a no-hitter, wasn't that impressive of a no-hitter. Game score below 90, and there was a game already this year with a score of 97

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is there any wonder how mike moustakas leads MLB in home runs

the whole world couldn't have seen this coming.....

>>67027394
>it was 3-2

This is literally the worst general on 4chan

You are all so ridiculously unfunny and irritating

Fuck you all

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I hate him. I hate EVERYTHING about him. I hate his meme face, I hate his meme wife, I hate his meme kids, I hate his meme career, I hate his meme life, I hate his meme expressions, I hate his meme play style, and most of all I hate his meme-as-fuck attitude about everything. Literally every move he makes is riddled with memes. You could hook up a house and suck the memes right off this asshole and power r/Memes for AT LEAST a solid decade with some left over the next few months. He has done more harm to baseball than any other meme athlete to date like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds or Mike Trout. He just bumbles onto the field, with his stupid fucking grin, opening his mouth with the audience on the edge of their morbidly obese seats shoveling popcorn from the pop corn trough into theirs maws, as he slyly whispers into the boom microphone "Meme" and the audience erupts into riotous laughter because they think they get what this pandering fuck who has no idea the history or culture of baseball is actually relating to them. so yes, please, by all means, tell me I am "le salty meme" meme because you know what? Unlike this meme fuckhead I DID study sports since I was a small boy and I KNOW that anticipating the hit and having patience in the batters box makes for a superior 3rd Baseman. So yes, I am upset that you one-track-mind knuckle dragging fast food eating primates are just in love with your meme king. You two deserve each other

also, I dont want to continue this post any longer than I have to but I browse /fit/ regularly and I lift and eat right and don't have to take steroids (unlike some meme athletes cough Bonds cough) and if meme lord came up to my face in real life and tried to pull the meme covered wool over my eyes I would hit him so hard he would be spitting up his teeth for the rest of life. That's what happens when you work hard for something instead of skipping steps and cutting corners by taking steroids and not earning your keep in your career.

>>67027442
Is this true? Can anyone confirm that Mike Moustakas leads the league in HRs?

God dammit stop posting about Moustakas. I'm trying to read Aquaman here.

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>>67027464
Please sticky this individual post

Let the memers have the triple play

Rangers are still going to easily win the division and the pennant

you ameriburger faggots are never allowed to complain about canadian shitposting ever again

>>67027464
Oh good I accidentally deleted this copy pasta now I got it back thanks

Red Sox Pitcher and Ace, Steven Wright, -- who is primarily known for his devastatingly good knuckleball -- will win the Cy Young this year.

Cap

This.

>>67027525
It's pasta

>>67027507
>>67027525
It's pasta that was posted all during the offseason are you guys new?

>>67027641
Yes.

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>All L.A teams blowing it in spectacular fashion.

What the fuck happened?

Abandon thread, the autismoose have taken over

>>67027777
digits confirm KC fans are mentally ill

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>>67027777
Holy fuckin check em

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>>67027777

>>67027777
kc meme magic at it again

YOU MUST RELOCATE 3 TEAMS AND EXPAND 2 MORE.
WHICH TEAMS DO YOU RELOCATE, AND WHICH CITIES GET THE TEAMS?

>>67027805
speaking of advanced shitposting
>image.jpg

>>67027838
Just coming home from Rockies vs Doyers, still on mobile.
Fuck does it matter to you anyway?

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that ball fell into his lap

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>>67027777
>>67027777

>>67027837
A's to Portland and keep name.
Rays to Montreal and change to Expos. Expos switch leagues with Nationals.
Angels simply change location to California. I really wouldn't relocate a 3rd.
Carolina and Nashville get expansion teams.

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Royals

>>67027837
Toronto to Jacksonville because this is an American sport
Arizona to Orlando
Cubs to Tallahassee
Fort Lauderdale and Saint Petersburg get new teams

>>67027837
Kansas City Royals to Sacremento, Keep royals name

Oakland A's to Portlant, keep name

Rays to Charleston NC, renamed to <winner of fan poll>

Montreal gets a new team, a continuation of the Expos

Vancouver gets a team, the Eskimos

>>67027995

>Charleston NC

....what?

>>67027928
Los Los Angeles Angeles wetback fan detected

>>67028026
Charleston itself will relocate as well

>>67028030
Wrong. I'm a White Sox fan too afraid to admit they would be the next to move.

>>67027837
Rays to Montreal
A's to Vancouver
White Sox to Charlotte

Expand to Albuquerque, NM and Monterrey, Mexico

>>67027404
>literally JUST the mechanics

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>>67014611
>Cashner looking sharp
>Myers 3-3
>all done in two and a half hours

>>67028232
Who was pitching for the other team? Do they throw 88 MPH fastballs with no movement? Because Wil can't hit anything else.

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AYYYYYYYYYYY

>analslime

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>Losing streak over
>Winning streak begins

>>67028314
Adam Wainwright and they were going at 90ish lol.

>>67027837

A's to Sacramento, can cater to the fanbase already outside of the bay area and its still relatively close to oakland. Rivercats attendance is already decent, so theyd be supported

White sox to Nashville

MOVE THE ROCKIES FROM COORS, FUCK THAT STADIUM. anywhere else in Colorado, just FUCK coors

>>67028508
Hey fuck you Coors is comfy af

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>Rags """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Baserunning"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>67028508
Coors is fucking sweet fuck you.

>>67027837
fuck expansion
get rid of the rays
get rid of the Padres
move the A's to Montreal

potential future expansion to Monterrey and Havana if those shitholes ever get their shit together (they probably won't)

>>67028508
>anywhere else in Colorado
there is nowhere else to go in colorado, and everywhere else is higher anyway
literally nothing wrong with coors btw desu

>The The Angels Angels of Anaheim

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Based Barry poisoned the Marlins water cooler so the Giants would win

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>>67027837
>Move
San Diego -> San Antonio
Miami -> Charlotte
Milwaukee -> Las Vegas

>Expand
Portland
Mexico City desu

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>>67028608

Thank you, based Barry

>>67027796
We call him the Chefsfag in the /nfl/ thread. He tripped over there during the season and got absolutely BTFO and just stopped posting on his trip to avoid ridicule. He has very little sports knowledge and just memes.

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>get free burger coupon from minor league team
>give coupon to homeless fag I see outside burger house
>turns out you have to buy a large drink to use coupon and I am too beta to offer to buy the drink
>try to give guy some fries and tendies once i get my food but he diapered like a fart in the wind
i guess i tried desu

>>67028753
>got absolutely BTFO
>created the most successful instance of meme magic ever recorded on /sp/

that chiefs will make the playoffs copypasta was legendary and you know it

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>tfw no Jane Lee gf

>>67028850

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRyWpgmV3Y

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>>67028753
/hoc/ had a brony tripfag in the off season who would just draw frog pictures but never watched hockey or post in game threads

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>>67028877
>you will never spin alanna rizzo on your cock

>>67028883
I wonder if that was Chefsfag

I bet he watches WWE

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>year is divisible by 4

What went wrong with the Astros?

>>67029087
pitching staff regressed to what they actually are

>>67027995
>Rays to Charlotte NC

fixed

>>67028918
Oh hey, ya been quiet all week. Get one win and all of a sudden ya talking. How that Dback sweep feel, faggot?

>>67027995
California doesn't need another team.

>>67029087
They went from the Royals of 2015 to the royals of 2005

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>Offense actually really good tonight
>Excellent pitching
>Great defense

Winning streak begins now, Giantsbros

>According to SABR's triple play data base, the White Sox have turned the first 932625 triple play in MLB history.
>rags

>According to data, Mike Moustakas leads the league in home runs
>nice

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>.220 BA
Has Miggy officially declined now?

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What are /b/'s thoughts on Alex Gordon? He's one of the worst 1st overall picks ever right? $90 million seems like a huge overpay for him.

>>67029484
i missed this meme

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>>67029438

>Fat
>Alcoholic
>Wife-beater
>Can't run
>Can't field
>Now he can't even hit

Enjoy seven more years of his albatross of a contract, Detoilet

>>67029420
webm pls

HOF yes or no for the following players

>Andruw Jones
>Larry Walker
>Omar Vizquel
>Scott Rolen
>Vladimir Guerrero

>>67029087
>THEYRE A YOUNG AND EXCITING TEAM WHO ALL HAD GREAT SEASONS LAST YEAR SURELY NONE OF THEM COULD POSSIBLY REGRESS

>>67029498
>fat long-term contracts to players over 30
unfortunately this will only get worse, esp. with starting pitchers.

>>67029087
>>67029591
this shit annoys the fuck out of me. fangraphs faggots took the bait too. meanwhile the royals will be exceeding "projections" by 20 wins yet again

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>>67029521
here you go senpai

HOF yes or no for the following player

>Omar Infante

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>>67029621
>>67029498
>tfw 50k per at-bat

>>67029697
How high are you?

>>67027995
>Vancouver Eskimos

First off, one of the least snowy/mildest cities in Canada
Second, I could not imagine the Native butthurt...make it happen

>>67029574
yes to all 5. Jones has the best case of the lot as one of, if not the, GOAT defensive centerfielder, despite his terribleness once he left Atlanta.
Vlad was always a top power bat, and had a nasty arm in the OF. The MVP helps.
The main knock against Walker will be the unknown "degree" the Coors Effect helped his stats.
Vizquel was revered for his defense, but was lost in the crowd when the Jeter/A-Rod/Nomar trio briefly ruled the SS position. His case would be the weakest.
Rolen was one of the best all-around 3B consistently in his career, but doesn't really stand out.

>>67029689
Im taking a shot at this
>9-3-2-6-2-5 triple play

>>67029689
BASED
thanks famalam
>rags

>>67029689
Wow

>>67029715
>what is a troll
c'mon famjam

>>67029771
Not trolling, he's a lock

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Schwarber dying has only made >us stronger

Currently best record in the major leagues

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>>67029810
>sweep the Mets 8-0 in the regular season
>get swept by the Mets 4-0 in the postseason
>getting eliminated on BTTF prophecy day

ayy lmao. Im glad that fat fuck shwarber died. is his meme home run still encased above the scoreboard ?

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>>67027298
Who /goingtobefirstto20wins/ here?

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>rags

>>67027438
>gamescore
Fuck off sabertard

>>67029861
he still had, what, only 6 Ks with the 4 walks? he's right in that, for a no-hitter, it's nothing special.

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>>67029849
Hello.

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>>67029927
nice

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http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15305652/toronto-blue-jays-outfielder-chris-colabello-suspended-80-games-major-league-baseball?ex_cid=espnfb

>BLOWGAYS BTFO

>>67032824
>Outfielder
He was a first basemen. He was a .330 hitter last season, but this season he wasn't hitting anything. Once Travis is back from injury the jays infield will be solid and he's a better hitter

>>67027995
>Vancouver gets a team, the Eskimos
No, the injuns would throw a fit

>Your team
>Rank your division by most hated o least hated

Who Sox
1. Tiggers
2. Twinks
3. Injuns
4. Roylels

>>67034026
whos
1. twins
2. tigers
3. royals
4. indians

>>67034026
Who Sox
>twinkies
>tiggers
>Injuns
>roylels
Minnesota will always be first.

>>67034026
Yankees

>Boston
>Orioles
>Jays
>Rays

>>67034026

Athletics

1. Lastros
2. Memeiners
3. Rags
4. The the Angels Angels of Anaheim California

>>67034336
Oh wait that's least hated to most hated.

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>10:07 AM start
Fuck Canada

>>67027536
You know they'll just start back up again with the 'lifelong Jays fan' meme the moment the Jays take back the division.

>>67032824
that's what he gets for taking a sip of joey bats' juice

>>67029689
>RAGS

wow yesterday was a big day for meme plays

Does anyone have any meme pics for the SF Giants

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>>67035894

>>67027030
>http://www.rosterresource.com/mlb-depth-charts/

How did I not know about this site? It's fantastic!

>>67035878

What's a meme play?

>>67037174
>asking meme questions like this

smfd

welp fuck

>last night's Pirates-Snakes game
>Sean Rodriguez hits a 458' HR
>next at-bat
>Gregory Polanco hits a 461' HR
>a few batters later
>Fucking Jordy Mercer belts a 466' HR

The fuck is with the air in Arizona?

If gene therapy advances to the point where aging is no longer a substantial issue, maybe players will stay in the game into their 50s and 60s. Maybe there will finally be enough talent to feed the two additional expansion teams.

>>67038158
no

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>Bryce Harper's defense

>>67038200
I want to see Bryce knocking in homers when he's 60.

>>67029689
>rags

>>67037934
>Detoilet

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>tfw no qt gf to take her and her daughter to a ballgame
why live, bros?

>>67029689

>RAGS

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>Tardianal fans

>>67029689
>932625 triple play
Lifelong Royals fan since 2014, what the fuck am I looking at?

Is there a way to put the post season in a physical form? Can we give Clayton Kershaw doses of October so his body can adjust and overcome its debilitating effects?

>In baseball, a Chinese home run, also a Chinese homer, Harlem home run, or Pekinese poke, is a derogatory and archaic term for a hit that just barely clears the outfield fence at its closest distance to home plate, essentially the shortest home run possible in the ballpark in question, particularly if the park is known to have an atypically short fence to begin with

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>67029838
>Get stomped by the meth capital in the Worlds Eries
>Your known best pitcher for hitting is an actual meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d5f8Igo_vw

>>67039170
what am I looking at

>>67039168

>Harlem Home Run
>Bankees stadium is the haven of Short home runs

like pottery

>Barves
>Marlels
>Barves again
>Lillies
>Marlels again
>Twinks
>Lillies again

Do the Gnats have the easiest first month in the history of the game?

>>67038305
go to bed Chile, Harper's career will be over in 4 years

>>67039269
that's what happens when you play in the NLeast

>>67039269
>Can't even sweep the Phillies
Also, good on the Nationals getting all these easy games out of the way early. This way their inevitable collapse will look better

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>DETOILET

What happened with Detoilet?

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>>67039269

>>67039201
Jose Abreu. He just won't stop.

R O A R K E D

>>67039432
>>67039403

remember in the beginning of the season when all the experts were crowing about how the ALC was the best division in baseball? LITERALLY ANY TEAM CAN WIN THIS DIVISION

>Twins
>two mediocre teams
>Sox wildly outperforming, will fall back to earth and miss playoffs again

>>67039438
That adds up to over 100%

>>67039471
>12 Ks in 5 innings, but 95 pitches
how long will Dusty let him go

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>>67039438

Anyone have the version with Harper's face superimposed over the postseason odds?

>>67039438

>phillies comatose along the very bottom of the graph

>Arrieta pitches his 2nd no hitter
>Fan runs into the celebration pile
>Takes a good 10 seconds for police to pry him out
>MLB is forced to cut almost the celebration in order to keep the fan from being seen.
Thanks MLB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ONyF_0B6w

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>>67039432
most frustrating team in the MLB for over half a decade now :D

>>67039499
because it's division OR wildcard

>>67039499

WC, senpai. More than one team in a division can make the postseason.

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>>67039535

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>mfw tiggers score

Midseason firesale when?

>>67039483
It's still only April and so far the closest division.

>>67039676
if by fire sale you mean blowing out what little is left in the farm for a back-end starter that won't help

>>67039676
Nobody wants these contracts bro.

NLW: Dodgers
NLC: Cubs
NLE: Mets
NLWC: Giants, Pirates
ALW: Rangers
ALC: Royals
ALE: Jays
ALWC: Tigers, Whos

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who /2 3 4 is worst part of lineup/ here? is there even another team like this right now?

>>67039842
white sox
though 7-8-9 is just as bad I guess

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>>67039842
Hows that Miggy contract working for ya

>>67039793
>Tigers, Whos

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>>67039875
>.500 despite slump
just means this team will be unstoppable when they stop slumping :)

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Is anyone planning on seeing this?

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It's draft-day 2006

Do you draft Kershaw or Arrieta?

It's 2008 and you're a GM and have Kershaw on your roster.

Do you trade Kershaw 1:1 for Arrieta?

Everybody give me a (you)

>>67039953
if Kershaw had to come up through the O's pitching death camp too, his career would look more like Arrieta's

>>67039953
here (You) go

>>67039953
Jake Arrieta wasn't drafted in 2006. He was drafted in 2004, 2005, and 2007. Also, Knowing what I know now, and what my team was at the time, I'd draft Evan Longoria.

>>67039953
Career GOAT or fluke GOAT?
Hmmmmm?

>>67039953
Realistically Arrieta plus Bryant still couldnt match Kershaw's value.

>>67039953
Neither since both are nl babbies

>>67028608
Can they make Barry DH during inter league games? Imagine the publicity

Arrieta. Better conditioned, far less mileage.

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>Dusty Baker in charge of Roark's arm

>>67039700
except it's not. it's not even the closest AL divison.

>>67040130
>

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>>67039953
Kerhsaw. Imagine the haul we'd get trading him.

>>67040213
Yeah, I meant most teams at or above .500 right now.

>>67039927
windians

>>67040180
>better conditioned
>literally has >1000 innings pitched less than Kershaw.

>less milage
Also less talent dont forget. I'd rather get someone who is great at 20 and goat at 25 and 27 than a shitter for an entire career until age 29.

>>67034026
Phillies
>Mets
>Nats
>Braves
>Marlins

>>67034026
O's
>Yanks
>Sox
>Jays
>Rays

>>67040293
Kershaw isn't even the best left handed pitcher in DODGER history

>>67040250
Yeah dude that's why the Cubs totally jumped at Jake's self-proposed value of 200+ million right? You know damn well the Cubs would jump at the idea of trading both Arrieta and Bryant for Kershaw

>>67040322

you wut

Bankees
Red Sux
Jays
O's
Rays

>>67034026
>Phillies
1. Barves
2. Mest
3. Natinals
4. Marlels

Nattitude is so cute, they think they're baseball fans

>>67040324
That's not fair because the best left-hander in dodger history is a top 2 lefthander all-time.

>>67034026
>Injuns
1. Tigers
2. Royals
3. White Sox
4. Twins

>>67040332
>Jake's self-proposed value of 200+ million right?

where was this?

>>67040324
>"oh no Kershaw isn't GOAT he's only the 3rd or 4th or 5th all-time GOAT"
Fuck outta here with your semantics.

>>67040293
physical conditioning, dolt.

>literally has >1000 innings pitched less than Kershaw.
So you're making my argument for me? You reailze pitchers with a ton of mileage get worse pretty quickly. Look at Felix.

>Also less talent dont forget. I'd rather get someone who is great at 20 and goat at 25 and 27 than a shitter for an entire career until age 29.
Yeah talent, Kershaw's resume of getting shelled like a minor leaguer in the playoffs every year is quite impressive. He's literally had one good series his entire playoff career.

>>67040130
>kershaw
>known playoff choker

Or

>Arrieta
>CGSO in first playoff game
>2 no hitters in 12 starts

And

>Bryant
>3 grand slams already on career (brycie only has 2)

Lol

>>67040390
He cited Scherzer, Kershaw, Greinke, Felix, Price, and Verlander when discussing contract extentions after his 2015 campaign. Cubs publicly said that they ended contract talks immediately.

He said he was worth 200M and believes he'll be signed for that much when he reaches free agency.

>>67040500
>Cubs publicly said that they ended contract talks immediately.
I'll take "stuff I made up" for 500, Alex

>>67040332
>You know damn well the Cubs would jump at the idea of trading both Arrieta and Bryant for Kershaw
>that false equivalency

just because they don't want to pay a 30 year old $200 million doesn't mean they would give up assets for a near-30 notorious choker either. They aren't related. The Cubs already have one 30+ pitcher with a long contract on the books in Lester. If they were to trade it would be for young pitching.

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>>67040435
>>67040455

>Kershaw
>lowest ERA in the live-ball ERA
>4 Cy Youngs
>4 strikeout titles
>4 ERA titles
>League MVP
>15K 0BB perfect game
>27 years old
Somehow this less than one "SIGH YOUNG" and a year and a half of being elite?

>>67040500
id have no problem giving him aav of $30 for like three years but hes too old for anything more than that and if he was younger he absolutely deserves as much money as any of those other pitchers

>>67040455
>Grand Slams
>indicative of a players telnet and not pure luck

Lel

>>67040598

>Kershaw
>0 rings
>massive contract
>long established history of choking when it actually matters

Yawn

>>67040598
Kershaw never pitched a perfect game

>>67040598
>those stats are impressive, but how does he play when it really matters?

>>67040601
Those pitchers performed at the elite level for half a decade before the payday. Jake was shit for half a decade.
You can understand this right?

>>67040598
>literally half of these stats are made up or cherry picked
>no WS titles
>unironically giving up 7,8 ERs in playoff games

>I hate Kershaw because he's the greatest left-hander to ever live on the wealthiest team on baseball who also has the deepest farm and talent in the sport.
>I am also a virgin
[what (you) sound like]

When will this "Arrieta is good" meme end? Both his no hitters were against shit line ups
I feel like half the time batters are so awful against him is because they tell them self he's good so they believe it.

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>>67040678

>>67040678
because he was in Baltimore where they basically prevented him (and all pitchers) from using what were personally his two best pitches. This isn't even exclusive to Arrieta, it's a pretty well known thing in baseball about the O's pitching coaches.

>>67040180
>>67040250
>>67040455
>>67040390
>>67040645
>>67040435
>ITT cubs fans try to talk baseball
This is why we only like you when the Cubs are bad.

>>67040598
>kershaw
>multiple entries
>no ws
>nl babby
>plays for the doyers
>perfect game, oh wait it was just a no hitter

>>67040723

Lol

>Kershaw
>not even the best pitcher in California, getting cucked by bad teams in the playoffs while the Giants keep winning rings

Insecure Doyersfags are the most amusing people in /sp/

>>67040734
What about that post was bait? All of those pitchers he cited were aces in their mid 20's and all had Cy Youngs in their mid 20's with impressive metrics for far longer than Jake.

>>67040757
>Doyersfag implicitly calling anyone a bandwagoner

Hilarious. Meme team with meme pitcher who collapses in the playoffs every year.

>>67029689
>rags

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>>67040757
>"try to talk baseball"
>invented a perfect game for Kershit that never happened
yeah ok

>>67040842
I'm not a doyers fan and I'm not calling you a bandwagoner. You could be the most diehard cubes fan, but when your team has a good year you start opening your mouth and exposing exactly why we should hate you.

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>>67029689

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>>67040364
I say top 3
>Randy Johnson
>Steve Carlton
>Sandy Koufax
If you put him above Carlton I'd disagree, but respect your opinion. Koufax in his prime was better, but his prime was much shorter. Also, this isn't to say that he was so much better than Carlton in his prime that it's not even a discussion.

And I like Kershaw, but he's not in that top 3 just yet. He probably will be. and people will probably hold him out of that top 3 because if he keeps up the way he does, he'll have a reputation for choking in October

>>67040401
Hey, if I can name 2-4 pitchers that throw from his meme side better than him, and that doesn't even account for all the right handed pitchers, I guess he can't be that good

If Kershaw is so elite why does he play on a stinky smelly team for stinky smelly beaner fans?

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>>67040805
Kershaw has the lowest ERA in the history of baseball against a single team @ 1.02 (this image is from 2 seasons ago before 3 CGSO of 15K's one of which was a division clinching 1-hitter at ATT)

Bumgarner has a career ERA of 4.01 against the Dodgers.

Bumgarner by the way is better than Arrieta.

>story would have 12 homeruns if it weren't for Colorado's stupid hockey plastic wall they put up

How long untill they tear it down?

>>67040950
>mest
that's hilarious

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>>67040950
How many rings does he have tho?

It's October, a game 7 if you will. Both players are equally rested, who do you take?

>88 IP, 2.14 ERA, 77 SO, .883 WHIP
>64 IP, 4.59 ERA, 77 SO, 1.160 WHIP

>>67040950
>multiple entries

107 MPH: https://twitter.com/dmansworld474/status/723955296612306945

>people here unironically believe that Chicago would draft Arrieta over Kershaw
because Kershaw isn't good in october
You're literally making yourself retarded by even trying to pretend to believe this. I hate the doys but Kershaw would be a #1 overall in 90 of the last 100 years if drafting was around

>>67041085
This was a good one too: https://twitter.com/MLB/status/723955874050396161

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>>67040950
I dont know if kersh is an epic choker because he has had to carry his team on his back for 8 innings every playoff game or because Donny was a retard and never pulled him even when he was shitting his pants
>>67040945
because they gave him a stupid huge contract a white city like milwakee could not afford

>>67041096
No, they'd take Arrieta because Kershaw would be long fucking gone.

>>67041085
Holy shit.

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Dodger fans post women while other teams post rings.

Will Harper be the first 400 million contract?

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Kek, even the Marlins have a ring this century

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ahaha a team that was formed in 1998 won a title before the dodgers in the 21st

WINDIANS

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I don't actually know what team this is, but even THEY have a world series ring this century

>>67041500
MLB should give the Dodgers a ring
Its really unfair that meme teams are allowed to win despite the dodgers being the obvious best team in baseball

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Not even did they win a ring, they keked the dodgers out of two chances

TYB MATT STAIRS

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>>67041137
So, it's either Kershaw is an infamous playoff choker
OR
he is the greatest individual pitcher of all time and his team fucking sucks so much even he can't carry them

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Some teams even won two or three!

>>67034026
Royals
1.Twinks
2.Detoilet Tooters
3.Indians
4. Who?

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Now that I think about it, we might even see TWO infamous world series droughts end before the dodgers get another one

>being so fucking mad about Kershaw that you have to come up with collective team achievements of 40 players to surpass one individual
Sad

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>>67041768
Hey man, some players can carry their teams in times of need, some can't. I don't think Kershaw is any less of a person just because he can't play ball in October

Did you know: Maikel Franco is the grandson of former major leaguer Julio Franco

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>>67041500
Even the Royals have a ring this century. They have two even.

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Now that I think about it, the Dodgers are the modern day Cleveland Indians. such a "good" team that just can't get the job done. Only difference is, they at least won a pennant or two

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I guess some teams and players just don't have what it takes to win the big one

>>67041137
>Can't find any pictures of a girl with a boob job in a cubs hat

Suffering.

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>>67041620
>>67041704
part of the reasons the dodgers suck ass is that no matter how much money you pay someone you cant make them care about winning and being elite.

The current giants crop were all home grown and remember making $800 bucks a month in AA ball together where as the dodgers are just a bunch of mercenaries jewed together from 1000 different trade deals

>>67041922
>no recent penants
Cubs better comparison for Doyers

>His reaction tells me that it's something that hurts
expert analysis from FOX

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>>67041979
I tried searching #letsgocubs on instagram but it was just a bunch of frat bros talking about how this was their year

>>67042042
a player in AA has made $2000 a game for about 20 years now

>>67041922
Since 1988, 4 teams have been added to Major League Baseball and all 4 have won at least one pennant while 2 have won a world series.

>>67042098
rather 2000 a month, sorry.

>>67042098
All the players on my High A ball team bitch about having no money for food on twitter I wonder how much they make a game

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A-are we back lads?

>Oakland
>Cincinnati
>Minnesota
>Toronto
>Toronto
>Montreal
>Atlanta
>New York (AL)
>Florida
>New York (AL)
>New York (AL)
>New York (AL)
>Arizona
>Anaheim
>Florida
>Boston
>Chicago (AL)
>St. Louis
>Boston
>Philadelphia
>New York (AL)
>San Fransisco
>St. Louis
>San Fransisco
>Boston
>San Fransisco
>Kansas City

These are all the world series winners since the Dodgers were even IN a world series

>>67042342
>tfw every dodgers fan on /sp/ was a lifelong Angels fan from 2002 through the first half of 2008
>To which they were lifelong Dodgers fan

>>67042342
>montreal
Kek

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>>67042391
dodger fan here
>implying I would ever root for a team with a designated hitler
>implying I would ever root for an orange county team that claims to be from LA

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>mike moustakas leads the league in stolen bases
What a time to be alive!!