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You know you're going to lose, Mainstream bets are for fools edition
>But that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna be U-A-C forever sub-edition
> >lemmy thread sub-sub-edition


Previous >>64548419

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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:^)
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Euan is the janitor edition.
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at least you removed the (embed) thingy
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thank you gooz
Also , I just cashed out, my heart couldnt take it anymore
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>He forgot the joker subedition
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>>64559039
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>>64558974
>You know you're going to lose, Mainstream bets are for fools edition
>>But that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna be U-A-C forever sub-edition
>>64558974
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC
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PLEASE ABERDEEN
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>>64559056
HAHAAHAHHAHHAAHAAHAHA
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tfw beyond tears
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>>64559060

>/bet/'s TEARS
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Its time to lose all I have won today
NBA picks?
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The punt on the PaddyPower enhanced treble actually came in.

>mainstream

wew lads
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Just lost 300$ for betting for a team I had dreamed they will win..
submitted 7 minutes ago by MasterBet
Moral; don't trust your dreams in betting..bookies can hack your dream :(
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>>64559377
>He wasnt on Aberdeen 3-0 HT @ 50/1 that I dreamt about
TEARS!
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Man it'll be two weeks until uruguayan sports restart

I don't want to do addict bets. Is learning to play the piano +ev?
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>>64559479
My dad said if you know how to play piano you can never be broke
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>>64559479
No. Just read. January will come soon enough, and we'll all be uac.
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>>64559479
what team you support?
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Need help lads.

http://strawpoll.me/6406957
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http://strawpoll.me/6406957

>>64559479
Anything that makes it easier to drop a woman's panties is +ev.
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>>64559514
Nacional
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>>64559516
Do women like gamblers?
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>>64559548
Only if they have a minimum of a six figure roll.
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>>64559548

Yes they do. It's part of the dark triad personality set which women are attracted to.
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>>64559516
I thought the first rule of betting was that women were -ev

>>64559512
what

maybe that's a first world thing
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>>64559661
>implying Uruguay is not first world
you guys are the most based country in southamerica
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>>64559516
Are you trying to get back with her? Otherwise who really cares just do it. Your ex is going to hate her "friend" though.
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Need lotto college bowl tips
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>>64559702
She WILL eventually try to get back together with me. :^)

/blog/
Funny story I actually went out on a date with my ex her friend one week before I met her. It was after my now ex posted pictures of us all over facebook that made her friend lose interest in me at the time. Now that I'm single she seems to be open to my advances again.

>>64559708
Louisville -3.5
USC -3.5

I'm not on them yet though. Liking both will confirm later if I'm on.
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Watching Darts World Championship on bet365 stream... How do they manage to fill up a huge arena for this "sport"? How am I supposed to get excited for this?
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jwest absolutely surreal
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>>64559859
you need to be british or dutch to understand
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>>64559859

It's a "Pub Sport", like snooker. The crowd is 99% alcoholics.
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>mackers off to an antiguan game tonight

shaking for the bet
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>>64559708
msu +10
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>>64559984
>lying on 4chins
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>>64560015
zz
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>>64560052
>bit by a jellyfish
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Texas A&M Vs Louisville
This games gonna be the same as sundays

Cardinals vs 12th man

Its gonna be a one sided affair Cardinals are gonna run away with the win
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>>64560216
>Cardinals vs 12th man
>Its gonna be a one sided affair Cardinals are gonna run away with the win
LOL. Not saying the Hawks are going to win but they've literally lost by more than a TD like once in the last 3 years. Held the lead at some point in every game for 63 straight until that Rams game. Held a 4th quarter lead in every game this year except the Rams game.

>Cardinals are gonna run away with it
can't stop laughing
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clippers -3 is a solid lotto bet for tonight

lin is out for charlotte so cloppers bench will be able to hold their own and batum, and jefferson are questionable

Paul/DJ have been looking good with the pick n roll game recently
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>>64560290
this + dallas @2.70 + magic -7 t b h
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>>64560376
dont like the dallas pick 2bh, warriors are still better than dallas without curry, at least get on the + handicap
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>tfw not sure if being trolled by /sp/ on some of this betting advice
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2% on USC [email protected] vs Wisconsin

USC is simply the better team and Wisconsin haven't face a team with the offense that USC has. Probably would bet 1% normally here, but I'm chasing like a mug. Regardless USC should win this by 10 points.

1% on Texas A&M [email protected] vs Louisville

Texas A&M were clear favourites in this game and have turned into an underdog because they lost their two starting QBs. Funny thing is that both those QBs weren't that good to begin with and I don't think the drop-off to their third string QB will be that big. Most of the team seemed to be upset at the 2 players that left so I'll figure they'll be WELL UP TO IT to play for their coach.

Texas A&M is athletically superior to Louisville and with their spread offense they should run circles around Louisville.
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>>64560743
if USC is so good why is the line so low in that case? After the UNC game i seriously question the intelligence and ability of every single college coach and team.
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Right lids tomorrow is the last day of the year so I'm expecting everyone to put a lot of effort into their posts.

I personally will be contributing with a Top 10 Bets of The Year and /bet/ 2015 Gimmick Powerrankings.

Hopefully everyone can bring something to the table, from favourite posts and bets of the year, to plans for 2016 and beyond + more.
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>>64560543
lakers +13.5 is a large brah
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>>64560810
No one is going to agree on anything as usual
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>>64560779
Probably because they have 5 losses to Wisconsin their 3 and people rate the BIG10 over the PAC12.
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Best newcomer 2015: metaKnight
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>>64560866
>Not PacMac
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>>64560887
Been here since 2014 desu. Hell I actually was one of the first posters in /bet/ just didn't become a regular till late last year.

>tfw missed the golden age
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>>64560887
Went missing for large parts of the season
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>>64560866

Would agree. He's our version of Katie Hopkins imo. Talks utter shite all the time but the entertainment that comes from people getting riled is top notch
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What do I win?
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worst gimmick of 2015 - pmsl
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Presume it was Prince Philip who put forward Dave Whelan for an MBE.
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>>64561068

Most improved desu

>>64561069

pmsl has only become common very recently. Plenty worse ones.
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>>64561068
>What do I win?
Certainly not many bets
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what does gooz win?
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/bet/'s 2015 'In Memoriam': Albania

who else?
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Not been a great year for /bet/ tips, struggling to remember 5 really decent ones let alone 10
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>>64561195

BT

/freemoney/ however brief he still went in style
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>>64561105
Fucking bantered
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I-I gave good colombian soccer tips
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>>64561219
Cringe.
>>>/ladbible/
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My fav poster is the 'I feel absolutely disgusted at myself blah blah people living in the streets blah blah me spending thousands of dollars on slags' guy
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phil taylor pmsl
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>>64561195
oil
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Where's >le bet on every game slovak man gone?
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>>64561131

:^) of the year
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>>64561195
Le question man
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In what way is darts not lotto?
They both could've won but choked. How can anyone accurately predict this?
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>goff posting one of /bet/s favourite thread songs
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>>64561385
how can anyone successfully bet in play on darts with the processing delay and market freezing every 10 seconds

>>64561368
that guys pretty based 2bh pham
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>both clips and warriors lines dropping with last minute lumps

im gonna go full slut on this
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/bet/ song of the year shouldn't even be close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Gg0RdEWQk
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>>64561444
Well personally I just lumped the last bit of my bankroll on the guy that made the announcer go "wooooooooooaaaaaaaannn hundredandeightyyyyyyyy" 'cus it sounded like a good thing.
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>>64561444
Yeah I'm worried about our slovak pal. Seems to have gone AWOL
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>>64560810
If I don't get at least 5 of the top 10 gimmicks I'll be absolutely seething.
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>>64561302
Thanks, means a lot.
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I like those two Canadian and Australian shitposters that are really angry and bet on American sports
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/bet/ movie of the year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5gPQXbFs9Y
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>>64561634
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>>64561241
I'll never forget the late nights we spent together Escobar :^)
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Cannot stop topping up on Shillary for POTUS. This is THE bet of 2016
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Up so much in 2015
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>>64561806
topping up needs to be top 10 in gimmicks
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>>64561806

b-but the lads in the telegram group told me laying her was the bet of the century
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>>64561757
same bro
also, wtb on NBA tonight?
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>>64561875
>>64561875

cloppers, kings, warriors treble is THE lottery bet of the night
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>Hubenak killing his receiver on the first play

T-thanks.
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WHATS THE BET LIDS
I NEED TO BET NOW!!!
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>>64562001
>that targeting call
Want out of football desu
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>>64562032

lmfao
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>>64562049
warriors
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>>64562032
JUST
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>>64562061
mavs are winning today. Curry is out, theyre useless
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>>64561912
IN
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>>64562049

Just go research the HK womens game that's tomorrow at 7am for me lid. I just got in and feeling a bit lazy but I am shrewd I promise
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>>64562050
>Another meme QB

S-surely A&M being from the SEC will stop t-them?
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>dat SEC speed

Kind of comforting.
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>>64562091
Mavs are shit, the warriors arent completely reliant on le chuck up 30 foot 4s mememan.

Wont be a blowout but the warriors likely win in the end
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Texas A&M got 'em right where they want em, now I can reback at 3.0
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>>64562101
There is NOTHING
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>>64562202
>he doesnt know
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>>64562197
Literally only thing they'll have to do is stop the run. Unfortunately this has proven to be an impossible thing to do for almost every college so far.
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>>64562248
>he pretends to know things on a Tajikistani model train appreciation board
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>>64562256
>Literally only thing they'll have to do is stop the run. Unfortunately this has proven to be an impossible thing to do for almost every college so far.
Probably. I thought straight up 3.0 being down 1 TD in a college game in the first quarter was decent value so I put 0.5% on it. Not expecting it to win but the price was too good.
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>>64562280

Do you really not know?
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I thought Clippers were supposed to be one of the worst teams they are playing real good.
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>>64562342
nah, you are confusing them with the Lakers
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Greenbay Hoppers @ 1.53

Hoppers haven't lost any of their last 5 games, Fort Road have lost all 5.

It's in play so get in there quick
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>>64562342
>I thought Clippers were supposed to be one of the worst teams they are playing real good.
Clippers have the potential to win it all from a talent perspective and have been dramatically under performing.

Like you wouldn't at all have been scoffed at for calling them to win the league before this season started.
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>>64562320
I really dont know. Please feel free to share here, privately, or even post a clue.

I know the men's team is made up of players from clubs in the region and that there are no top flight women's clubs in the region so I have no idea who the team will be made up of.
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>>64562342
clippers are a great team, a top 5 offense when healthy in the league

their problem is their bench and coach are garbage.
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>>64562375
If he truly has info he can post the link to info after the game is over and prove his shrewdness but he won't because he is just memeing
>inb4 he claims not sharing because might still be value next week or some shit
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>>64562375
http://www.hkfa.com/news_details/13474
that's the womens team euan m9
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>This officiating in the Marquette game
RIP that bet
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>>64562351
THEY JUST GOT A PENNO

TEARS IF YOU MISSED THIS
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>>64562414
>inb4 he claims not sharing because might still be value next week or some shit
There is a 2nd leg to the fixture.

>>64562423
I mean the Guangdong team.
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>>64562449
>not getting a qt chink on omegle to research for you
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>That sack
>That punt
>That return

DAC.
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le lotto shite
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>>64562465
I guess by not doing so he has an asian handicap
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>>64562495
You saucy cow
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>Patrick Swayze is dead
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>>64562530
>Patrick Swayze is dead
He's been dead for like 5 years bud...
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>>64562546
i had no idea
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>All these missed extra points
Could you imagine if they moved the extra point position back in college?
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>tfw no charlotte hornets purple haired anime cheerleader gf
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>TAM
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pacers ML might be a bet with rose out, but i have no idea if the pacers are back to shooting well or still garbage
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>tfw my teeth arent perfectly white
Teeth whitening is +EV, isnt it?
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>>64562637
teeth whitening looks ridiculous
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>>64562637

No one will really notice unless theyre like literally yellow. Some teeth have a naturally dull colour. You have made it to 8+ (or more if you can confirm) with your current teeth.

You should cut your hair short again it looks better. Assuming you currently have the shitty afro look.
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the comeback is on lids
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Orlando PLEASE
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>>64562680
>Fashion advice from /bet/
And I do not have "that shitty afro look", thanks
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>>64562637
>Teeth whitening is +EV, isnt it?
Yes, having good teeth helps in every aspect of life. Being fit and good looking in general makes life way easier.
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>>64562637
just get veneers you mug
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>>64562774

C'mon m8, I'm pretty sure I remembered you having a bit of common sense.
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>>64562689
reeee
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>>64562804

Ever use straighteners lid?
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>>64562883
No, I'm from the 19th Century.
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>>64562894
>I'm from the 19th Century.
Ultimate oldfag
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>>64562894

Can't tell if sarcastic or not tbqh senpai
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>>64562825
Its been a great day for me though
If only all days could be like today
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On USC -4 t b h.

Basically a home game for them and they should be near 3 point favorites anyway.
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>>64563040
>He doesn't understand that bookies set the line at 4 because winning by a field goal is a very common margin
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>>64563040
>>64563147
seriously ive seen people take +1.5 lines in handegg, literally why, it makes zero sense
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>>64563225

>game never end by 1 point
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>>64563297
the chances of a team winning by 1 point are low as fuck, if you think a team is going to do better you might as well take a small minus handicap and hope for a field goal at a much better payoff
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>>64563040
>5′ 3″
Well that didn't last long.

Need this A&M offense to get some points. Only reason they're losing is due to 3 big plays.
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>>64563225
>seriously ive seen people take +1.5 lines in handegg, literally why, it makes zero sense
A 1 point margin of victory occurs 4.6% of the time in the NFL. You can literally calculate whether there's more value betting a +1.5 line or the ML.

They should always be the same but American bookmakers still use american odds which are obsessed with increments of 5 meaning you could probably find very small value one way or the other due to rounding.

But I clearly don't shit taking my -4 line for 0 reason betting on lotto shite like a true American so don't listen to any of that.
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>>64563147
>>64563314
>don't know anything
>still talk shit
loving this gimmick lads
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>#65
>Cost your team 15 yards on 1 drive

JUST
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>>64562774
FUCKIN CELTICS
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>>64563468
>games of basketball are 30 seconds long
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>Not quick snapping it to your wide open receiver
>Still get a TD

Ain't even mad. Need a stop here before HT.
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comebacks on lids
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Mfw i got on ORL Magic +2.5 @2.1
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>>64563488
they needed to be winning on halftime, they were up most of the half
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>White QBs that can't throw.

Truly the worst of memes.
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contemplating suns +handis but i literally cannot think of a way they can actually score points
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>a meme chucker is literally THE difference between an elite championship team and mediocre shit

i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me anymore
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>>64562375
>>64562414
Not him but Guangdong win easily, few internationals in squad
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>>64563699
Truly the year of the meme athlete.
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>>64562342
Clippers are great, they just underperform and choke a lot. Blake Griffin and Chris Paul are arguably the second best in their positions in the NBA
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>>64563803
it really is amazing how much they turn it over or just loss the handle on key plays at the end of games, makes you almost believe in a "clutch gene"
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>Draymond green is a top 5 center
>Draymond green is the best defender in the league
>Klay thompson is a top 5 shooting guard
>Klay thompson is a top 5 anything
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>tfw got Lakers @4.3
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>>64564032
me too lol
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How is it called in english when you bet for a team to win both HT and FT?
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>tfw nothing to bet until saturday
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>>64564095
Half Time / Full Time or HT/FT

Double Chance = Win or Draw
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>>64564116
Just checked for NFL games they call it Double Result.
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cloppers -2.5 in
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lakers have been free money
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Going to prestake the large cba with alarms :^)
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spurs -1.5 3rd quarter looking juicy af brehs

suns literally have no offensive gameplan and nobody can create their own shots, they know this game is over already
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>GENNESY
>4 (FOUR) PENALTIES

Black offensive linemen are truly the worst meme.
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>>64564235
what are some good memes

>short black cornerbacks that are somehow elite
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>>64564032
S W E A T Y
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>>64564032
I admit that I want the celtics to win because I didn't get on this
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>>64564282
>short black cornerbacks that are somehow elite
short black and fast as fuck was LITERALLY the prototype for cornerback for decades.

Pete Carroll was the one who changed the entire way cornerbacks are evaluated.
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>>64564282
>White "scrappy" running backs
>White slot receivers
>Asian kickers
>Basketball players at receiver

Oh hey instead of a 1 and goal it's a fumble and turnover.

Can literally not win a bet.
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>>64564296
Im about to cash out desu
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>warriors without curry
:(
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>>64564328
BELIEVE
E
L
I
E
V
E
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>>64564296
>>64564328

that kobe 3 just won you the bet
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>>64564417
YES YES YES
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>Getting outplayed by a rookie QB who can't throw
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>>64563973
Of course he isn't a top 5 center. He's a PF you mong
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>>64564600
>draymond green is a top 5 PF
>muh meme small ball lineup
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D A C
A
C
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Great day going to bed now
Happy new year /bet/ that all your projects, bets and dreams realize on 2016
see you on saturday
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lotto
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>>64564633
He is though. Name 5 that are better
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>>64563973
>Klay Thompson isn't a top 5 shooting guard
Who would you rank above him other than Harden, and maybe DeRozan and Butler?
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>decide to make a muggy 5 way accy for fun
>include metaknight's two NHL picks since he inspired it anyway
>pays 15 to 1
>4 of 5 cover
>Penguins lose to the fucking maple leafs in a shootout
fucking luck puck every damn time.
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>>64564884
the value is there but hockey is so bs.
also leafs are literally the worst team to bet on
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>>64564722
blake griffin,
demarcus cousins(hes been playing PF all year)
anthony davis
milsap
apparently a 65 year old dirk
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>>64564722
Anthony Davis, Blake Griffin, Serge Ibaka, Dirk Nowitski, Zach Randolph, Kevin Love, Paul Milsap
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>>64564924
>also leafs are literally the worst team to bet on
I bet on the Penguins. Or do you just mean the leafs are one of those teams that does unpredictable shit?

For example Louisville is now on my black list forever. I refuse to bet on a game they're in at this point.

>Bet on Louisville
lose
>Bet against louisville
lose
>bet on louisville
lose
>bet on louisville
lose
>bet against louisville
up 13 points with this meme douche at QB
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>>64565006
>>64564974
I'll give you Griffin, Davis, and Dirk, but Green is better than Milsap Ibaka, and Love, and Cousins isn't a 4, he's a 5
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>>64565037
the latter. they're unpredictable af, but that pretty much applies with hockey in general I suppose.
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>>64565087
cousins has been playing PF every game, koufos/WCS have been playing 5 every single lineup so cousins can shoot his meme 3s and doesnt have to bang in the low post because hes a diva

also milsap has been having a fantastic season and doesnt have the advantage of playing 4 on 3 on offense
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>>64565037
>Only convert once on 3rd or 4th down
>Score 4 TDs

>Fumble it 4 times
>Still manage 0 turnovers

This is the third game I'm getting booty blasted by a meme THIRD string QB
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>>64565192
>playing 4 on 3 basketball
He still has to make the right plays
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Down a cunt today lids
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>>64565291
>pass to the wide open guy after the help defender leaves to defend green

not too hard m8
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>Le false hope
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>>64565243
>Fumble it 4 times
>Still manage 0 turnovers
it's the seahawks game all over again. if you put the ball on the ground 4 times the odds of you committing 0 turnovers is less than 12.5%.

REEEEEEEEE
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>>64565298

dont chase your losses lad

I lost $350 in a day the other day but I'd have lost alot more if I went chasing. Made that all back now just by following the same sensible bets I normally do.
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>Whenever you bet on USC and Tribute to Troy gets played
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>>64565243
>Fumble it 4 times
Hey man, wanna get triggered?
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>>64565594
Want to weep tbqh.

Please A&M score. I just want to celebrate the new year with some dominoes.
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>>64565653
>tfw qt gf with big bum to share pizza with

feels on wheels :^ )

who else sweating on this louisville game?
>>
BASED REFS HAVE MONEY ON THE AGGIES
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>>64565653
seriously question some of your bets but semen demon game on point brah
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How does USC -3.5 look like? I have no clue about Murican football
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>>64565653
Damn son
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>>64565759
Only good bet I have made since the first week of December was that Belgian friendly yesterday. Rest of the month has been American lotto bets and I regret every single one, but can't stop.
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>>64565781
Game just started, but USC is looking the better team so far.

>Need 10 yards on 4th down
>Fuck it lets go deep

Tears.
>>
I have a HUGE tip I will be posting later lads
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>>64565825
>but can't stop
why not
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>>64565870
They only needed 9 if that makes you feel better
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>>64565877
shaking with anticipation

>>64565825
>>64565870
>no mocha coloured south american gf
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>>64565883
Chasing those losses.

I've pretty much stopped since a day or three. Made some good money earlier today with the Belgian friendly and HK games, so got on some CFB for entertainment.

>>64565902
Still can't believe they lost that game purely on 3 plays.
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>tfw Louisville -5 and -3
Sorry m8
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>>64565870
it was very nearly first and goal on the 6 too
>>
Reminder the only bets today were Euan's Jewish slags and the Belgian Friendly. If you placed any other bet you are an addict or an american.
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>>64566035
>or
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>>64566035
>He wasn't on the HK fixes

Wew lad.
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>>64566035

>he wasnt on Shit Lanka to beat NZ @ $4

KEK
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>>64564201
did this win?

I swore I placed this bet but I guess not

Pretty fucking upset about it
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>>64566155
third quarter was 23-23

so no
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>>64566155
nah lost, spurs decided fuck defense lets just foul the suns literally every single time they step one foot into the paint, fucking seething
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>Unnecessary roughness during the kick
How? Isn't that what football is?
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>>64566095
There was a match between first and last place, pricing HT/FT 1.44. First goal was scored in the fifth minue, match ended 5-0

Bookies clueless, etc
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>>64566095

What time were those on at? Prob was still asleep desu
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>>64566184
Why not get on the handicap then
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>>64566207
The handis were -3.5

You can't trust youth teams to cover that
>>
OH WOW

The spurs bet lost, but I apparently put a dollar on the mavs winning by 21 +390 which covered it.
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>USC biting on that play-action like a bitch in heat

>>64566190
12 o'clock UK time.
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>>64566263
>The spurs bet lost, but I apparently put a dollar on the mavs winning by 21 +390 which covered it.
So your betting size is like a dollar?
>>
hows the skedg looking, any reason to wake up tomorrow
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>>64566412
college foto ball is finally getting to the good bowl games (from a spectator perspective) but they're bigger market teams so the prices will be good. Probably only staking small and looking for in play
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>>64566412
Worst skedge of the year. Luckily it will only get better from there on out.

>tfw no qt Jap penpal to tell me about her classmates being able to kick a ball or not
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>>64566401
y-yes
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>>64566270

Meant to get up around then desu but went for some more sleep.

>>64566447

>you can literally bet on japanese high school girls football
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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>>64566466
It's all good man, I was just wondering what your roll was and if you had a staking plan. Are you just betting small to learn or what?

You're going to have a hard time building a roll with bets that small but if you're tracking you bets you can obviously still learn from it.
>>
>2nd from the right
WHO IS THIS SEMON DEMON
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>>64566535
never tried to find out but you might be able to since she's probably some sort of model/competitor for reef. She's like a 10 but I like the right ass the most
>>
I don't typically condone shitier hockey odds but Finland 3way vs Czech seems like a must for me. The over 5.5 at evens is good too. Took the over 1.5 1st period as well but not super confident in a fast start.

Threw shekels on Sweden ML VS canada because I think they are the better team and have better odds but the game is more or less a toss up.

Took Russia -2.5 vs Slovakia. Russia offense coming alive and Slovakia not strong.

USA should dummy Denmark but -4.5 is always a big handicap regardless of whose playing but keep an eye for in play.
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>>64566447
how would you even start to "research" these games?
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>>64566601
this is a japanese cartoon website it shouldnt be hard
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My 2 early bets for weekend, topping up after eloping.

Friday. Randwick race 1.Kopi luwak $4.2 win
Inside gate, 2nd start, really promising horse that needed the race experience from first up performance, expect the price to be crunched late. With the rail out 9m the inside will be the place to be.

Race 8 flemington
Subiaso e/w $34/$8.50

Best roughie of the day in a competitive race, ran a solid 3rd last start in which the jockey fucked up and was suspended for. Finally getting back to its rightful distance in this race as last time it stayed in this type of a race it was behind derby winner fiveandahalfstars. Massive odds.
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>>64566578
>tfw taking Maples lottery on ice tips
fuck it, that Kings tip yesterday was money. small on Russia -, Finland, and o5.5
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Is it time to go large on the Sixers moneyline? Kings are playing like Shiite
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>Wisconsin fullback has the longest run of his career
>Obviously just when I bet on the team he's playing against

>>64566601
>Look for school on facebook
>Add a couple of the students to your facebook
>Awkwardly tell you're a degenerate and you want to bet on the game and want some info

Pic not me, but was someone asking for info on the Belgian friendly today. Did it a couple of times myself during the summer friendlies, it's pretty awkward, but you get used to it.
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>>64566683
it's at 1.38 dude...
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>>64566712
point?
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>>64566679
Been crushing Junior Hockey so far so I'm pretty much DUE to get BTFO now that you're on it.
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>>64566702
At first I thought it was creepy but if you have a couple k on the line it would be senseless not to do so
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>>64566759
It's all good man. I'm about to go up large on basketball and it's still not technically impossible for USC to cover. Decent day

>>64566756
>going large on a team with 2 wins playing on the road at 1.38 odds
has anyone ever told you the story of how /freemoney/ lost 10 grand?
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>>64566702
what about other games, like other than soccerway records what do you do to "find an edge" or those friendlies or cup games where both teams are even in price. Im willing to put in the time and effort to look into but i dont know where to start apart from muh soccerway
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>>64566864
somebody post the research guide, I don't have it.

I remember some of it. Basically use Google translate and translate your searches before you type them. Twitter and team Facebook pages for team sheets. Lots of Google translate in general.
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>>64566893
Learning obscure languages is +ev
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>>64566893
so what you just check the teamsheets of previous games and see if its the same team?
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>>64566836
What do you have SC at?
I panicked after losing my 1st half bets and took them at EV and worried that's not going to happen
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>>64566928
I'm an american m8, I don't really have access to markets where you do that kind of research.
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>>64566864
>>64566893
Pretty much this.

Most lower leagues have a lot of info kept by their national football association or the league website they're in. Also a big help is when you can find match reports. (Just look these up in their native language.)

You just have to find the info and then start gathering it in excel or whatever and over time you'll know more about certain leagues and you'll have a much easier time finding value.
>>
>>64566836
how did he lose 10grand?
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>>64566931
I took them at -4, not looking great but I was betting in play basketball so I've just tuned in. I'll let you know if I change my position at all

>>64566928
it's basically the same thing you do for mainstream sports as an enthusiast. What do you do when you like a sport? You read about it, learn players, learn coaches, watch games, form opinions, etc. It's basically that but in a different language and obscure market. Then when team news comes out or team sheets or what have you you can form a solid opinion on how you think a game will go. Most of those markets are set by a fairly simple engine based on past results - nobody is going through and adjusting odds because a team is playing 5 youth players or something like that - which they would do for a mainstream team
>>
>>64566928

That can be part of it yeah. I have the research guide on my laptop, on mobile at the moment. Just search the archive for some keywords idk.
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>>64566947
what specific information do you look for?
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>>64567047

If the GK is on her period in slags matches.
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>>64565541
Ended up putting $100 on wisconson +160 and $100 on USC +140
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>>64567047
Pretty much explained here. >>64567039

Personally the info I like the most are caps/goals + match reports + past rball.
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>>64567089
>Ended up putting $100 on wisconson +160 and $100 on USC +140
wait, what?
>>
PHI/SAC under is in m8s

I can sleep in peace
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>Kessler keeps trying to throw it into quadruple coverage

Not betting on college ball again until next season. Absolutely done with it. Players heads seem more gone than my own.
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>>64567131
Inplay betting
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>Not putting your entire roll on Clemson -7.5 tomorrow
Pac pls
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>>64567181

LARGE on whoever they are facing +7.5
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>>64567127
where do you find previous rball, are they archived or available on betfair or elsewhere? I assume there are paid sites that keep that info but i have no interest in paying for it
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>>64567199
Enjoy your shit odds at that considering Oklahoma is the favorite you melt
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>>64567199
Would probably get you 1.2 odds :^)

>>64567181
Rather be UAC on Brazilian kids.

>>64567220
rballdb and yes you'd have to pay :^)
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>>64567181
im literally going to play pick 3 lotto instead
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>>64567175
a-at least if wisconson wins you only lose $40
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Seeing as all my bets are losing vs teams with absolute nobodies at QB I'm bankrolling Alabama.
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>>64567242
Please no. I have them -9.5, Florida State -7, and Clemson ML
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Did he just concuss himself running into the back of his own linemen?
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>>64567229
If wisconsin wins i i stake $100 and it pays $240
If usc wins i stake $100 and it pays $260
So worst case scenario im up 40 bucks
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>>64567181
>implying Clemson isn't going to Clemson all over the field
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>>64567260
Not touching these games with a ten foot pole.

>mfw got 1k on Oregon which I staked at the start of December
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>>64567358
>same shit said every fucking week since ND

i wonder why this time is so different
>>
>Double Pass from the 10 yard line

Tez play calling.
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>>64567379
Because an undefeated regular season then getting demolished as the #1 seed is the most Clemson thing possible.
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>>64567434
In all honesty they'll probably get BTFO, but I couldn't resist 2.55 odds on the #1 team in the country
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>>64567364
>mfw got 1k on Oregon
ML or spread?

>>64567260
Just got on that Clemson ML @ 2.5 medium. There's small value there. They're closer to 2 or 3 point dogs than 4 imo.
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>>64567496
Spread which was +2.5 at the time.

>Get a stop
>Get sacked for 50 yards on the next play

Top kek.
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>>64567549
>Have 2 sacks your entire career
>Get 3 sacks within a minute against a team I bet on

Bleeding money here.
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>letting a guy increase his career sack total by 150% in 3 plays
Top lel
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>two sacks his ENTIRE career
>three sacks in three plays
>4th and 40
>USC did nothing but lose yardage on the drive
what. the. actual. fuck.

>get on wisconson -5.5
>they go 3 and out too
worry.
>>
>the city of """"""""""tips"""""""""" ITT
glad I didn't bet today tee bee aitch
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>must be those fresh legs
Or the fact that nobody attempted to block him
>>
Literally here nothing, but "Sack City" when they say his full name.
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USC are going to win by like 2 and fuck me out of both bets.
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>Another bet killed by a meme qb

Surreal.
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>>64567434
>hurr the definition will change again

fyi, conference championships aren't regular season games
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>that reffing

holy shit glad i dont have money on this

would be seething
>>
USC getting some refball
Neat
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OH MY FUCKING GOD HE DIDN'T STEP OUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CALLING THE PLAY DEAD AND NOT EVEN REVIEWING IT OH MY FUCKING GOD DAMMIT
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More USC refball
Neat
>>64568018
Don't worry I am lad
>>
Dreaming of a 7 minute USC drive ending in a field goal.
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I'm going to be hearing
>AYYY AYY AYY AYY AYYY
in my sleep
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>>64559646
the others?
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>literally letting the opposing team's sideline call the play because you didn't see it
if I lose a medium and a large on this...
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>>64568216
welp
>>
>Fat kicker
The best meme.
>>
Please just kick a field goal U$C
>>64568246
From Brazil too
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>USC only needs a field goal to win the game.

-3.5 DOOMED.

Praying they live by the deep ball and die by it.
>>
USC basically has to bust a big one. Heads gone. Gonna watch this then dip into the vodka and torture myself by playing hyper agressively in Bloodborne.

1000yardstare.jpeg
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>>64563431
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64568288
>>64568323
You have to admit that justice was done though after that ref fuck up
>>
i think literally every lotteryball tip i saw posted today lost
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>>64568363
He stepped out of bounds lid.

>A Camera on the opposite side of the field has a better angle than the ref on the line

Top kek.
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>>64568363
>You have to admit that justice was done though after that ref fuck up
I got on Wisconson -4.5 when it didn't look like USC could string a drive together. Lost on both ends.
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>Clearly short
>Actually doubting it

Top kek. Americucks just love their idiotic breaks between plays.
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>>64568396
there was only 1 step that was close and the camera clearly showed green between his foot and the line. If they'd let it play out then called it back like they're supposed to then it would have been confirmed as a TD
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>>64568396
Normally I'd agree with you, but that camera showed green between his foot and the sideline. Plus the official that made the call was at least 20 yards away
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>Chimping out in a meaningless bowl game
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>you will never have a 6/10 marching band gf with a bangin body and an unhealthy obsessive personality.
>>
>>64568447
>>64568461
His heel was closer to the line than the ball of his foot. So I don't find it hard to believe it could have hit the line.
>>
fucking hell give better odds on Adelaide you jew365 fuckers
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>That potato tier zoom
Need super HD desu
>>
Morning lads, anyone on the slags?
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>>64568525
But still when it's that close you gotta let it roll and let replay deal with it IMO
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>That last play
>4th down
>Pass it to the sideline and short

These teams literally REFUSING to earn me some money.

>>64568640
Well if the ref sees he's out of bounds then there isn't much he can do besides throwing the flag.
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>4 down
>7 seconds left
>throw short of the 1st down
Jesus what a fucking shit show of a game.
>>
>USC play calling
Good, I'm still butthurt they tried to claim LSU's 2003 title.
>>
asian slag goal came off a corner and they havent had hardly any shots on target or off most of the game, im thinking u3.5 goals

tell me why this is an incredibly stupid bet
>>
>>64568818
>slag defending
>>
>>64568840
what does slag mean in this scenario
>>
>>64568840
valid point but like i said they arent even putting shots towards the goal, so far 3 in total between both teams and only 2 on target

is this in general a dumb bet or is there a way to take advantage of goals like this?
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>>64568867
Means we're slaggin off on ur mum m8
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>>64568867
99% of the time slag means "womens" on /bet/
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>>64568535
>using the bet365 jew
>not supporting local shill business like sportsbet emerchants
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>>64568818
u3.5 looking good so far, only 4 shots on target total in 45 minutes, was this smart, am i improving? please judge me
>>
Who /biz/ here?

Reminder that profession sports betting should only be up to 5%-10% of your overall portfolio. Diversification friends.
>>
>there are people in this thread who aren't NEETS who make their living through sports betting and online poker
>>
>>64569254
>super liked

Is this something new?
>>
>>64569258
yes
>>
>>64569258
Yeah it lets them know that you swiped right before they swipe for you. You only get 1 per day
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>>64569254
Post pics
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>>64569287
All I need is for someone to reverse image search her and link her to this thread. She's chubby and wears stupid looking eyeliner though.
>>
>>64569317
Would you consider emailing me the pics so I can get an idea of how bad the situation is?
[email protected]
>>
>>64569317
Easiest way to stop her from messaging you desu
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Pics of said girl
>inb4 someone thinks she's hot
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>>64569483
You could've done worse desu. You could just say it was an accident, but she'll probably take that as you calling her ugly. Or you could ignore her and hope that you never see her in public. I'd go with door number two personally, but as one of the dealers at the local casino says, it's your money, it's your choice
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>>64569483
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>>64569483
>>64569515
>>64569518
>implying you wouldnt
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>>64569741
I wouldn't m8. I have unrealistically high standards unless I'm really drunk
>>
>>64569483
Yuck. Reminds me of this chubster I smashed a while back.

It's true what they say. >More cushin for the pushin.
>>
ITT: /bets/ super questionable taste in women
>>
That HUNGKUK PINK SPIDERS WOMEN HEART
>>
Hawks looking solid tonight
>>
>>64569891
sport?
>>
im riding the clippers train to the end

+3 against the pels today, pels coming off 2 days rest at home and naturally favourites but the clips are a better team and davis shit the bed last time he played them, and paul and DJ have great chemisty with blake out.

if you're itching for a lotto apehoop bet for tonight this is it
>>
>>64563772
Nice. UAC before I even got out of bed
>>
We back?
>>
>>64570539
Can't believe Euan couldn't find the bet, took me maybe 2 minutes of googling
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>>64564195

HUP
>>
>>64566671
Kopi has been scratched my man
>>
What's the bet lids?
>>
Need one more for afghanistan
>>
What is everyone's NYE plans? Easily the more +EV night to go out of your basement and socialise so no excuses.
>>
>place bet before going to bed
>vividly dream that it wins
>tfw wake up to find it lost
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>>64570811
>going out on nye
>>
>>64570811
Going to vorspiel at my friends place with all of my main lads before going to a party with more friends. Gonna be good desu. How about you?
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>>64570903
>place bet before going to bed
>wake up and grab phone to check result
>lost
>throw phone across the room and go back to sleep
>>
If these drifts are for real Jordan U23 should turn this game around
>>
hey lads, i have $100, how can i turn it into 300k so i can buy a house?
>>
>betting
>>
>lotto shite
>>
Based afghanistan
>>
THE FIX IS IN THE FIX IS IN TEARS IF YOU MISSED IT
>>
LE FIX IS IN
>>
Le fix is in
>>
2222222222222222222
you beautiful criminals B E S T K O R E A
>>
>decide not to get on the jordan fix because of how much bullshit gets posted in these threads
>comes through

seething, tears, etc.
>>
Taken Mara to the cleaners lids uafc.
>>
What an end to the year, enough betting for the day, have a Happy New Year lads !!!!!!!!
>tfw finally completing my metamorphosis from penny to pound punting slug
>>
Shekels on o1.5 2nd period goals USA vs Denmark
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>>64571324
for Denmark or USA?
>>
>>64571377
Total. Would specifically say otherwise.
>>
>>64571324
2nd period totals - over 1.5 for USA right?
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>>64571384
can't find it on bet365 m8

am I a retard
>>
>Placing money on an event where the result isn't predetermined

SHIGGY
>>
Lads, lads, lads, it's time for my end of 2015 write-up. It's been a year of ups and downs. Mostly ups for me, and mostly downs for you.

lessons learned:
1.Only bet on nhl if you're betting against the leafs.
2. Always cash out losing bets for profit.
3. Mainstream bets > other bets except for israela and filipino highschool slags footy
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>>64571393
Yeah if you want. They already scored one not sure what odds are now.

>>64571401
Didn't even check if 365 had it, sorry m8
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>>64571419
>It's been a year of ups and downs. Mostly ups for me, and mostly downs for you.
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>>64571419
Staggeringly shit advice all round.

Here's hoping 2016 brings you cancer or a bus on your head.
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>>64571419
>It's been a year of ups and downs. Mostly ups for me, and mostly downs for you.

jej'd
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So many good bets this year I've been forced to make a top 15
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>>64571557
When are you releasing the best gimmicks list? Had butterflies all day wondering how many of mine have made it.
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>>64571557
Can't wait to see how many metaKnight tips make it in there.
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Have had a look at NFL and NBA betting since there's been so few football matches on, literally no value except in very rare circumstances they have endless stats and know everything about this basically impossible to get an edge.
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In 2016 I'll be happy if people use the words form, momentum & confidence in relation to football teams & players just 1% more intelligently
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yesterday had my first actual good day of betting. The big 3 spanish teams along with Malaga winning and Liverpool. It was so cash.
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wtb on villareal valencia?
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whats the FSU vs Houston bet. A lot of sites saying it's going to be a blowout with FSU being on the winning side. others saying opposite.
>>64571738
VIL ML
VAL just got red playing with 10 men
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>>64571748
bet 365 and other sources not saying red
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>>64571779
Ref must of taken it back, he showed it and I was too excited to watch what happens. He gave a yellow in end
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>tfw didn't get a knighthood for services to betting and dank memery
fucks sake Liz sort it out
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Top 15 Winning Football Bets of the Year: 2015 edition

N.b. These aren't the best in terms of largest win, rather an amalgamation of circumstance, misprice, sites, lays, or otherwise.

1. Germany (W) -4.75 vs Ivory Coast (W)
Simply doesn't get much better than this, lot of people advising med/large at KO, and clearly became a large+, 5-0ht 10-0ft, traded everywhere from Euros to Asia to BF (line was still -2.75 at HT). 10-0 FT and every bet won from every moment, total rape, streamed on TV for all to watch. Not the greatest bet ever in terms of research/gap but I've never seen so many UAC from one bet, was a momentous occasion.

2. Bolivar vs Universitario De Sucre (various)
Once in a lifetime bet, Uni played 7 youth kids in protest (minimum required) and the game was streamed. Unsurprisingly, Bolivar walked through the defence and were 3 up within 10 mins. In the 13th min a player went down, so with six left the ref had to call the game off. By this point most who had 365s etc had cashed out as the game was being called off, and those on all other markets (first goal, next to score, goal within x period, etc) were up insane.

3. Ross County u20 +0.25 vs Hearts u20
Hearts with 4 (four) 15 year olds out, despite going a goal up lost 6-1, unreal bet this especially if you rebacked from 0-1.

4. Switzerland u19 (W) -7 vs Georgia u19 (W)
Another amazing bet, in Asia and streamed. I'm sure you've all seen the Webms, Georgia played the highest line in world football and every through ball resulted in a goal. 21-0 FT. Gutting as I was out for this myself.

5. UAI Urquiza (W) -1.5 vs Excursionistas (W)
Trader off his face when pricing up this one. Initially brought in on a -0.5 (which made no sense from mutuals), then re-priced on -1.5. Line barely budged all game despite every man and his dog being on, UAI running out 8-0 winners.

1/3
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6. Ayeyawady United vs Lao Toyota - various bets (fixed)
Loads of fixes to choose from this year, but this was the best of them all imo. 1-2HT, 4-3FT, thousands going on mostly overs in BF/Asia but all at reasonable prices. Streamed as it was an AFC cup game, and there were numerous ridiculous challenges going on to cause penalties. No excuses if you weren't up insane from this.

7. Crusaders vs Skenderbeu Korce o4.5
One of the most non-streamed exciting fixes ever, on the grandest stage, the UCL. Around the 80th minute trump-tier walls started appearing on betfair around the same time asian prices started tumbling - next the rball went from even to constant Crusader DA and shots/woodys. Despite the excruciating dis goal around 89th min, Skender delivered conceding 90+2 then topped it off with a 90+3 for all those who were cheeky on higher overs / Crusaders SW.

8. Akragas -2.25/o4.25 vs Vigor
Copa Italia game, Vigor with huge squad problems and Akragas demolished them 11-1. Betfair traded and it was easy to get matched on overs, game was also streamed.

9. Al Ahly -1.75 vs El Gounah
13-0FT in the Egypt Cup, this game was missed by many shrewdies under the auspice of "arab shite". El Gounah had a literal child in midfield and the defence did not give a shit - streamed as well.

10. Brazil (W) -4.75 vs Trinidad & Tobago (W)
T&T turned up with youth / trialists and w/o a coach vs a Brazil side with Marta, etc. 11-0FT, traded in Asia and streamed too, all rebacks up.

2/3
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11. Dreams Reserves -1 vs Yeun Long Reserves
15-0 FT, got to be one of the best slaves of the year, as expected, Dreams had numerous first teamers starting who ran riot all game. HT prices were still -2.

12. New Zealand u20 (W) vs Vanuatu (W) (every minus/overs)
Bubblegum bet of the year, Fonbet/Mara only but semi-decent lays (£300+ on Fonbet) for most bettors; 15-0 FT.

13. Switzerland (W) -1.75 vs Ecuador (W)
Another slags world cup GIFT. 10-1 FT, more streamed rape, so telling from first 2 mins it was going to be a huge scoreline. Ecuador were just a joke side in this tourno.

14. Infonet II -2.5 vs Kuressaare
Infonet had a silly side out for this game with numerous first teamers playing, 10-1FT, lots managed thousands on overs on betfair too.

15. Jeunesse Junglingster (W) vs Ferencvarosi (W) - various (Stan James/Totesport only - misprice)
Greatest misprice ever, I doubt more than 10 even knew about it. Teams were listed the wrong way around, so BTTS was 66/1, SW 25/1 as Jeunes were listed as 1-0 instead of Ferenc. Lays were £5k (FIVE). All winnings paid out despite being listed wrong, surely a first, trader utterly clueless and those that knew up thousands from tenners. The ultimate aftertime to round off the top 15.

Honourable mentions to other fixes (infamous Lao Toyota 'tackling', Malay vs Laos last min winner + a hundred more), other slags leagues (Brazil, Poland, Iceland, UCL, etc) and others (Denmark u21, Lativa Div2, Philippines Cup, etc).

3/3
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>>64571860
>>64571870
Violently sick over how few of these I was on. Up a cunt this year though.
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>>64571860
>2. Bolivar vs Universitario De Sucre (various)
nah, not having this.
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>>64571894
>By this point most who had 365s etc had cashed out as the game was being called off

y-yeah of c-course I did
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>>64571860
>>64571870
>>64571879
Good list but I'd be lying if I said I was on more than half of them.

>>64571894
Aside from getting abandoned it was a great bet
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>>64571894
>>64571913
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>>64571879
>Tfw most profit from a single game this year was 15
There were some good u17 WC bets which deserve a mention and brilliant slag youth bets. Also a slags game where the team on a +5 should be on list. Looking forward to the contrast in dackers woe is me end of year write up where he's convinced there's no longer a lot of value bets.
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>>64571921
Don't think it counts desu as no bets were paid out. At least in the filipino game over bets were paid out as the game lasted more than 10 minutes. Brilliant value though.
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>>64571921

Is this Oil's screenshot or are you Oil?
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>>64571860
Personal favourite being the Switzerland u19 game tbf. Some of the worst defending I've ever seen. Made an absolute killing on that.
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>>64571933
;)

>>64571954
Bets were paid out
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>>64571979
t-thanks for tipping that here m-mate
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>>64571979
Didn't realise that what bets? Just the ones which had won in guessing o1,5fh and o0,5fh? As well as the cash outs
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Is /cric/ always this easy to predict? I enjoy free money as much as the next guy so I am wondering why as an American with no knowledge of cricket I have been betting 5/5 on all cricket bets?
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>>64571992

As far as I can remember only ones involving international womens plus 2 and 5 were actually tipped here but I'm not in the thread every single day. A couple like 7 were aftertimed about though
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Top 10 gimmicks /w h e n/?
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>>64571992
>not being on
Above cap not mine though

>>64572037
Yeah, but like I said in n.b., not about total $

>>64572055
10 mins
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The Fun Spoiler's reaction when I tell her I'll be checking my phone all night because I'm involved in Clemson v Oklahoma will be priceless.

I should sell tickets for this. She'll go radio. To be uttered among the reply:"ONE NIGHT A YEAR" 6/4, "FUCK YOU" 9/4, "STAYING IN THEN" 8/1
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>>64572064
Anyone know what his wife looks like? Do women dig that banter?
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VILLAREAL what a fucking strike familia. Hope you were in
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J West what about that game where Colombia women u20 I believe got raped like 14-0 and we were all on you were here too. It was some tournament but can't remember what it was, you must know what I'm talking about m8
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>>64572054
12 was tipped here. Think 8 maybe was.
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>>64572107
Universade. They only had 12 or 13 players I think.
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>>64572107
Universiade. Still having dreams of it. Didn't lose a single bet that entire tournament.
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>>64572107
>>64572121
>>64572127
Yep, great shout, was amazing. Could have made top 15 for sure [along with many others].
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No words if you're not up 6 figures this year.
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Would say I was on about 8+ of these bets tbqhwy. Still none of these compare to UCD imo
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>>64572164
On 7 but only decent stakes on 3 or 4
>hindsight
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>>64572045
what you got for New Zealand for Sri Lanka tomorrow?
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jenny keeping us waiting
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What about Broadmeadow?
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Euan his Luxembourg? basketball special was a worldie as well. Comfiest rainy afternoon ever.
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2015 /bet/ Gimmick Powerrankings

1. Mark
2. Just got off Skype to my mum
3. I'm a plumber apprentice / forklift driver / tesco shelf-stacker
4. UAC tipping group
5. Shrewd Jimmy
6. Pellets / slug posting
7. Rossy posting
8. Testing your chin
9. Shaking
10. Please have sex

15. Peter Webb posting
16. Christian posting
17. Lee posting
18. Excellent now I can reback / got them right where they want 'em
19. Tears if you missed the fix
20. Feel sick that up I'm when there are starving African children

51. There's a great Simpsons episode on TV right now
52. Just saw BT wearing his favourite yellow shirt
53. Euan's half coke
54. "Wool"
55. How does the skedge look tomorrow?

500. Lux is aftertiming again

9000. Nick Goff posting
9001. I hate Danny Robinson
9002. PGA rap
900001. metaKnight is shrewd
900000000001. Can't stop farting
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>>64572245
The Monaco one? https://twitter.com/Tip4TheWeekend/status/605734831813722112
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>>64571860
>>64571870
>>64571879

Imagine how much you would be up if you only bet these 15 all year.
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>>64572265
That's the one.
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>>64572260

Do you mean Mark as in the guy himself or the people referring to him as Mark and creating the character out of it or a mixture of both?
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>>64572260

>9002. PGA rap

white boy cant handle all this fire baka
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>>64571879
999999999. Kazakhstan -0.5 v Burkina Faso.
Kazakhstan needed the FIFA points before some draw to get in to a better pot so arranged a game with the BF FA. BF sent literally farmers to play yet it ended 0-0.
http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2015/05/12/world/friendlies/kazakhstan/burkina-faso/2029754/
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>>64572291
Everything to do with it, Mark himself, "Mark", anti-Mark posting, >Mark, etc
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Got too much on 1-0 correct score. SHAKING like an addict to be honest
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>>64572260
>>64572309

Gimmick guy SEETHING rn that I won gimmick of the year.
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>>64572260
Cartoonishly bad rankings
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>>64572260
"Can't stop farting is a bad gimmick" is the worst gimmick of 2015
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>>64572260
Five of mine made the cut, happy with that.
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>>64572260

Feel like you have missed something but can't put my finger on it.
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>>64572260
Personally I'm a big fan of the >Feel sick that up I'm when there are starving African/scouse children

Think it should be a bit higher tbf
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>>64572356

I agree. Accompinied with the whole "Imagine beady eyes _____ @ ____ and thinking youre onto a worldie etc."is possibly the best pasta in /bet/ history along with the PGA rap.
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>>64572260

*laughs*

J West?
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>>64572377
aye, agree with that fella. Gotta be the best bit of pasta that /bet/ has.
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>>64572260

Theoretically how many main stream accas would MetaKnight have to win before you admit he is shrewd?
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>>64572320

same mate.
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So what does Euan have to do in 2016 to become even bigger and better than J West?
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>>64572260

Personally think this is pretty much perfect tbqh
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So.. does the guy who claims to pay the postman actually do this? It seems like a genius idea.
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>>64572417

Gotta admit at the beginning of the year I fucking hated Euan.. His arrogance and pseudo-shrewdness was almost as painful as his shite banter. That being said, I believe he's had some form of transformation, one of the better posters here now. A pretty good member of the community Hoping 2016 is a big year for you Euan lid. Treat yourself to a couple of half cokes tonight.

Euan (T4tW) Park most improved /bet/ poster of 2015
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what are people saying for Hou/FSU

FSU favourites but people backing Houston...
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>>64572524

Well said. Definite first choice for most improved 2015.
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>>64572524
>Claiming a pic of the GOAT is Euan
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>>64572105
VILLAREAL
I A
L. E
L. R
A. A
R. L
E. L
A. I
LAERALLIV
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So /bet/ who wins *sniggers* best American tipster?
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>>64572584
Nice lad.

>>64572524
>>64572557
Thanks guys. 2cute.
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>>64572601
Miss college burgerball tbqh.
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>I added a new slug to my collection, his name is Euan Park
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>tfw had a dream where one of my old teachers femdommed me

pretty hot desu lads
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Can't wait to dish out a few slaps tonight and test some chins.
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Was going to do a strawpoll for the Trip of The Year 2015 award but is it safe to say Flatanon wins it?
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What are your personal betting related goals in 2016?

What changes would you like to see in /bet/ in 2016?

Reminder to respond as writing down a goal helps you achieve it! :)
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Let's get some NYE props in lads

>A post under a British flag within a minute after midnight GMT
Trading @1.40 on B4tW exchange atm, pmsl at whoever is laying this
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>>64572957
This is a special stake
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>>64572957

I will be out and am gonna post here on my phone at midnight desu.
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>>64572931
£100k

none desu, its fine as what it is
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>>64572957
>A special stake within seconds of the new year starting.

Surreal.

>>64572988
>le pretend he's going out man
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Any decent bet in these two slags games coming up or can I shut up shop for the year?
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Does anyone know if flatanon ever posts as anon? Love it if a few of the gimmicks were down to him tbqh.
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>>64572260
PGA rap always makes me chuckle tbf and can't stop farting is childishly hilarious.
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>>64572931
Turn my now £15k roll to at least £50k

More tips posted.

>>64572957
Going to have the built-in bots smashing this all night.

>>64573016
He's said in the past he does I'm sure.
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New Thread

>>64573055
>>64573055
>>64573055
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Cant stop farting is a gimmick is the worst gimmick
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>>64572260
So glad that MACKERS WANTS X AMOUNT ON X isn't there tbqh
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>>64573059

you're aiming too low desu, especially if you have bubblegums. that's only like £4k a month assuming a reasonable spending allowance.
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