/heem/: WEC Brittney Palmer Christmas Edition

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1st for vanzant

>>64440756
all natty

Schaub would be the undisputed GOAT in this new drug-free HW division.

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For PRIDE Wandy.

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>>64440765
agreed

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>>64440741
Good OP, OP

>tfw didn't get a new gi for christmas...

>>64440792
all natty

>>64440741
Damn nice pic.

Merry Christmas, heemers

>>64440741
>ATT members accused of being terrorists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiwa3so8U

god i love living in florida

Just watched Man From Uncle lads, what are you guys doing on Christmas?

>>64440835
simulating a christmas dinner with one of my settlements in fallout 4

>>64440792
i was listening to Gavin McInnes yesterday and realized why girls don't like Sage. Gavin said girls don't like attractive guys because they're himbos. and girls don't like himbos. they like men with character and ambition.

Sage is a himbo.

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Did you had good food today /heem/bros?

>>64440830
I wish people would stop calling this woman white.

>>64440875
Yellowstone will erupt eventually

>>64440871
ISIS MOTHERFUCKER

CHILD MOLESTER FAGGOT

>>64440741

Anyone on here actually do MMA?
If so are people in MMA gyms typically chilled out/friendly or is it filled with meatheads?
I have a amateur boxing background (from 9-16) and was rather good, quit 3 years ago and am now 19,
Have really wanted to get into MMA but am rather quiet and I look a little "queer" and only weigh around 105 at the moment
I really want to do MMA but would be pretty scared walking into a gym my first time but I think my confidence would grow somewhat into it, any advice?

>>64440917
>only weigh around 105 at the moment

>>64440871
merry christmas my simian friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdIjJ8efftk

>>64440917
>only weigh around 105 at the moment
twink

>>64440922

Forgot to mention I am 5 ft 3 and don't lift or anything

>>64440741
average Trump voter

>>64440917
>and only weigh around 105 at the moment

Ultra manlet

>>64440940
do you want to be my gf? I could teach you a good triangle choke bby

>>64440858
I didn't realize that Gavin was so short on material these days that he stole Seinfeld bits.

HE'S A MIMBO

>>64440917
Most are quite chill. It varies from school to school. My place is just mostly BJJ nerds, while the other gym in the area is full blown PITBULLMMACHUTEBOXE roid monkeys. But even those are pretty chill people, IMO.

>>64440917
Nerds are well-accepted in MMA gyms, especially jiu jitsu schools. It's obnoxious jocks who walk in and have egos who are not accepted. Also considering you have a background in boxing people would probably be glad to have you there.

>>64440940
>5'3
>105

well meme'd

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Sum up the /heem/ experience in one post.

>GO!

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>>64441009

>>64441009
If I had the Aldo/Mendes /heem/ is love /heem/ is life WebM, I'd post it

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>>64441009

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>>64441009

>>64441028
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/heem%20is%20love/

it's one of these

wish he would stop starting his weebums off with black screens tho desu

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>>64441009

>>64440976
>>64440966

Thanks
I guess I will bulk up and get a buzz-cut before I join

>>64441051
>rondaaftertherematch.jpg

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>>64440923
Based Ahnold knows it.

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>>64441009

>>64441081
>tfw thought feliz natal its her name

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>>64441009

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>>64441009
>>64441129

>>64440858
Haha that is so funny but sir, and I truly mean no offense, I think you are mistaken. Sage is just 19 years old. He is currently going to school and studying petroleum engineering. He is only 19 years old and he is making over six figures a year as a professional fighter. He is brimming with ambition. Remember he is only 19 years old. I truly respect everyone and Mr. Mcinnes is welcome to his opinion haha

>>64441152
don't forget he boned Bella Thorne

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>>64441110
Her name is Carine Felizardo, she won the miss bunda contest in 2012.

>>64441176
Is she a virgin?

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https://www.instagram.com/p/_uEXOHChl7/

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>>64440741
Merry Christmas /heem/.

No Christmas bunda dump?

>>64441222
Happy kwanza my muslim friend

>>64441223
I think everyone's scared of HotPockets man now
He's made his presence felt

>>64441203
>why'd you have to throw that spinning shit, dad ;____;

>>64441203
>No fightfans commenting telling him how to improve his game

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Some fresh rogan for /heem/ for xmas

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>>64441232

http://www.reebok.co.uk/ufc-ireland-map-tee/AZ3909.html

Get it on sale

>>64441280
>tfw no Anderson Aldo tee

How can you not love this kid?

https://www.instagram.com/p/_uZ79LKGnE/

>>64441303
because he is better than me at every aspect of life

https://www.instagram.com/p/_uJ2HCk3EK/

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>Arlovski vs Browne

Holy shit
>The Soviet Socialist Republic of Arlovski's chin

>>64441329
You're probably better than him at wanking, and finding the good JAV stuff

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>>64441265

sift through this bread

>bundaposting
>cuckposting(mcinnes)

how did this even happen?

refreshing that aussiebro still knows how to bring some effective shitposts from time to time

>>64441346
Whate kind of poor fuck buys that shitty tool box to his kid?
I mean my shitty Villa family bought me that when i was 5.

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>>64441346
>a children's tool box

Getting his kids ready for a career in manual labor.

Nice one Fronkie.

>>64441346
kid looks exactly like frankie. he's even as tall as frankie

>>64441431
Or the skilled trades. He probably would rather have them grow up to be plumbers or electricians than get punched in the head by Gray Maynard?

>>64441431
What kind of profession do you have Mr. Horsepuncher?

>>64441482
He draws hentai

>>64441482
Graphic designer.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WON THE TITLE IN 94'

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Merry Christmas /heem/ what fights do you want to see for Christmas?

>>64441533
Weidman vs Jacare
Rockhold vs Romero
Kennedy vs Vitor
Jacare vs Weidman
RDA vs Khabib
Ferguson vs Cerrone
Holloway vs Aldo
McGregor vs Edgar
Barao vs Swanson

>>64441533

Sean Shelby vs. Joe Silva

>>64441533
Bob Sapp vs Demetrious Johnson

>>64441533
Rogan vs. Dana

>>64441533

Arianny vs. Ronda

>>64441544
how about figuratively?

slow thread, what the fuck?

>>64441675
ufc is dead for the year mate

>>64441675

People are out hanging with their families

>>64441675
Christmas is the most dead day of the year m8

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>>64441303

Joshua 24:15

>But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord


AMEN ! USA USA USA !

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>post yfw laldo got knocked out in 13 seconds

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>>64441554


>not the falklands back

>>64441777
>rekt

norway bringing absolute devastation to a third world country

>>64441790

I bet your favorite fighter is Conor

>>64441533
Jones vs Cuckhold

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>>64441777
>/int/ "humor"
>viking "humor"
Stop Noruego
>>64441790
>Sweden in charge of knowing what being rekt is

>>64441806
>I bet your favorite fighter is Conor

uses a compliment as an insult, you can't into shitposting m80

>>64441810
>aspie liberal cuck feminist swede
>still less of a cuck than argies

las malvinas will never be yours breh

>>64441152
He has the same personality as every ring girl.

>>64441533
I don't want any fights Joe. I just want you to loose some weight and stop dressing like a blind 12 year old. You are disapointing to look at.

>>64441152

This was the best you could come up with?

>>64441386
>tfw you can see her bunda from the front

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>>64441868
>fighting a war impossible to win, doing it anyway because we want to defend our interest as a nation
>a cuck move
You are a cuck who got scared of Hitler and became a part of nazism then out of white guilt you let the left go out of control essentially becoming a caricature of the country you once were.
You can't talk about cuck behaviour Nasheem, you are the representation of it.
Call me black man all you want, the truth is, you and your woman will love to be impregnated by strong Argies, as they do when they come here on vacation.
Have a nice day.

>>64441933
you actually bring up an important point

However being this buttblasted over a couple of islands is not healthy.

>as they do when they come here on vacation.
swedes can afford vacation, kek

>Be Christmas
>speak to my amateur boxing champion
>speak to him about mma and heaps of fighting styles and the deep complexities of fighting
>Get shit faced with him
>best uncle ever

>>64441967
>drinking in bed

disgusting australia

>>64441533
I want memegregor heemed out of existence

>>64441958
You are almost as hateable as Canada.

>>64441998
>trudeau making sweden look better than canada

their is still hope, thank you anon

>Not having Sweden filtered

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>>64441776

>>64442019
I would feel bad doing that honestly because some Swedebros are alright, whoever this new guy is needs to calm the fuck down tho.

Merry Christmas /heem/, hope you have a good one

>>64442085
>implying new

handle the bants instead

>>64442112
why

>>64442112
Are you killing yourself on Christmas? I'm considering it too

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>>64441533
Fedor vs Brock

>>64442159
Good luck m8. Hope you thought it through.

>>64442159
explain. I want to hear your story

>>64442161
Top hnng.

Since when does Holly have tits like that?

>>64440792
wtf is wrong with his bicep?

>>64441533
Mitrione v. Browne

Are Janitors actually working today?
Bloody hell that must be a bit shitty

Props to you if you are Janitor lad

>>64441240
I dumped all de bunda yesterday and he actually didn't ban me. Just deleted my posts. So I respected it and stopped. Nice guy.

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>>64442171
I guess it's a oush up bra or something else that women use to trick people into thinking they have great boobs?

thoughts on this?
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/680086957808959488

>>64442248

Hello Mr. Slowpoke

>>64442196
If you were as dedicated as they were you wouldn't want to take a day off either

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>>64442248

>>64441975
Wot i never said that mate

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>>64440754
>This kills the Paige

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>>64442293
He was implying that you're in your bed with your uncle m8.

>>64442248
They did Bisping dirty on this one. Dude should never be allowed to fight anyone other than journeymen, cans and up and comers. Any type of legitimate or established fighter is a mismatch for him.

>the austistic american tryhard posts in every thread
>can't filter the american flag posts because they account for 80% of posts

>>64442486
Chad is just drunk, bro

>>64442486
Calm down there, adan

>>64442486

Why so grumpy Adan

>>64442505
Why can't you move to Zimbabwe or some shit

>>64442511
I'm not even who you're talking about, it's just funny that you think any American who responds to you is the same guy

>>64440917

If this is real, you will be well accepted, but not sure if you mean kg

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>There are goofs on /heem/ who honestly think they could beat up Jackie Chan

>>64442549
Its not any american that responds to me but there is one special snowflake that despises Canadians and calls them adnan every thread. There's also one that posts a thread before the bump limit with the same format every thread no matter what time of day it is.

>>64442706

What a shame if you don't got twitter

>>64442701
Yeah I've seen, guy is salty as fuck nearly every thread. Think he was the same guy that was going off on Sweden in the last thread, too.

>>64442667
what are his stats?

>>64442706
it's been buggy as shit all morning

knew to avoid it when mine was suddenly in russian

>>64442706
serve manchildren right for playing video games instead of being in the gym

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>yfw Bisping heems Anderson

>>64442667
Dude is 61, I'd double leg + dump him and break his hips in the process

>>64442790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6uTDjUdFA

UNRIVALLED MEWVMENT
READY TO STAND AND BANG AT THE DROP OF A HAT
ELITE LEVEL STRIKING

>>64442721
Hopefully they've emailed their users
I can't even remember if I've ever bought anything from Steam, I bloody hope not but there's probably been something

>>64442706
Thanks bro

>>64442706
>>64442882
>@SteamDB
>Do NOT attempt to unlink PayPal, remove your credit card details or anything else. Doing so will put you at risk instead.

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>>64441222

Are all tickets sold out for UFC Fight Night London? Where can I find some tickets?

>>64443121
this be real?

lads.. you realize christmas eve was yesterday right

>>64443219
ya you wouldn't shut up about making america great

>>64443219
What does that make today?

>>64443114
CHILDLESS
H
I
L
DLESS

>>64443245
Naturally it would be the day after christmas eve

>>64443245
Crimbus?

>>64443114

fuck he's so hot, she is too.

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Reminder that this guy is getting cut

>>64443396
who cares desu

>>64443316
too bad she gets cucked every other night

>>64443440
cuckqueaned*

>>64443396
Nobody cares about Clarence Byron

>>64443440
>she
>implying Ido Portal isn't banging Conors wife

>>64443556

>implying a jew would fuck an impure goy

When will Jones be back?

>>64443609
April, as the Co-Main for Conor vs. _____

>>64443847

I can't even see why any fighter would be mad being the co-main to Conor

It means gurranteed 1 mill PPV buys so big bucks for everyone

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Who is the best gay MMA fighter?

Jones is literally the one champ without a trash tier record

>Werdum 20–5–1
>Rockhold 15-2'
>Lawler 26-10
>RDA 25-7

>Having more than 1 loss

I mean what are these guys journey men

>>64443999
gsp

>>64444061
top bants mate

>>64444061
Not to mention Jones beat some of the top competition available at the time

Joanna is 11-0 and Holly is 10-0. Both undefeated but don't have a huge number of MMA fights

Who /noexposedwires/ here?

>>64444344
exposed veins to be honest

Jones returns and destroys DC at UFC 200
McGregor faces Edgar first and wins (stay mad though)
Holly breasts through her rematch with Ronda
Lawler stops Condit in the 4th

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Hello good people of heem i have 2 questions for you
first one is for the brazilians here. who is the bigest mma star in your country who do you respect and love the most if someone can rank them that would be swell
second one is why did ufc stop disclosing pay per view buys ?

Lets make the perfect UFC 209 card

>Nick Diaz vs Lawler 2
>Nate Diaz vs Conor
>Matt Riddle vs Matt Brown

>>64440917
I do MMA and BJJ.
Nicest people you'll meet man.

>>64444444

>>64443114

Good lad

>>64444564
Fuck if the Diaz Bro's don't fight on the 209
card

Even my non fightfan bro was talking about Diaz today, the fight could happen

>>64444681

zzzzzz

>>64444691

I'm not impressed by your performance

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>DC vs Jones II
>referee is Dan Miragliotta
>Jones manages to keep elbowing DC in the head
>DC literally dies in the cage

>>64444729

>Jones throws a 12-6 elbow
>gets his second career loss

>>64444691
stay mad Ali Abdul Azizzzzzzz

Frankie the doormat has to stay home in Jersey with his slag wife and ugly kids and wait for his shot

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>>64444792

I would love that!

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>>64444868

>>64444495
Now show a webm. of all the nice hits DC got in

>>64444564
Cain vs JDS 4 (loser retires)
Pendred vs Hendricks (catchweight because deer meet)
Bigfoot vs Big Nog, (loser likely dies inside the octagon)
Busta Rhymes vs Ice Cube

>>64444952

Pendred is retired casual

>>64443143
Don't go to London stay at your shitty country you fucking cockroach.

>>64445019

>Adan calling anyone a cockroach

>>64445019

IT'S 2015 PEOPLE

>>64444968
Couldn't think of another wrestling-centric cage-stalling fighter that would make such a boring match up against Hendricks. Plus Pendred made like $1000 throughout his career, he'll be desperate for cash in a little while and willing to come back and fight whoever

Big Nog is also retired, but you didn't catch me on that one (is this the part where I call you a casual?)

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>59 posters

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>>64441009
>>64441129
>>64441143


>>64441046
noted

>>64445258

60 now

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>>64441009

>>64442701
Lol settle down.
Everyone calls me the American tryhard but I usually don't post before 500 before the bump limit and I don't complain about other ops. I always lol when I see some random anon pretending to be me and getting mad about it though and Canada and Ireland take the b8 every time.

>>64445337

This is still the best webm

>>64445371
Are you also the same guy who has a knacks for Weidman?

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>>64445398
Yeah

>>64445421
STILL MAH BOY

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>>64445384
TYB

>>64445421

NOT MY BOY

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What did he mean by this, /heem/?

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No one spends Christmas posting on 4chan. You get 8 or 10 family members over, you get some food and some beer and you watch some Christmas movies. Everyone has a good time. No one spends Christmas alone all by themselves. It's a cheap night.

>>64445546
He's just sharing his Christmas presents man

>>64445581
Haha fagit it's 00:33 here Christmas is done

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>>64445546
Perhaps he's sending out threats to John McCarthy again

>>64442085
Yea some swedes have been fucking shit up lately, why are they not fightfans?

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>tfw I could heem every here

>>64445546
>>64445586
What is that thing?

>>64441346
>filming your child unwrapping presents
I hate that, my parents did that when i was younger, and i always felt like i had to pretend i was really excited when i really wasn't.

>>64445928
Damn, never really though of that

>tfw my uncle and i had a wrestle last night and i submitted him with a RNC

felt good lads, like i was a big tough man

>>64445928
It's legit the worst feel. My extended family always unwrapped presents one at a time so when you were opening one literally everyone else was watching you and it was so awkward and uncomfortable

>>64445991
I was scarred for life la

>two mixed martial artists displaying the highest level of technical prowess to neutralize their opponents' advances and solidify a victory

wow, some "sport" you got there

>>64446129

yes

I'm a high test kinda guy and a fight fan, and every female fighter is low test and/or ugly af. This new polish strawweight is kinda cute but she's flat.

Big fat booties and big titties when?

>>64446129
wooowh....... I never thought of it that way...


get a dog bro

All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.

>Brock
Wwe meme

>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue

>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme

>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers

>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard

>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme

>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme

>>64446129
>two people using a combination of skill and athleticism to negate as much damage from their opponent as possible while simultaneously attempting to inflict as much as possible
>they do a multi-layered training regimen considering of several martial arts disciplines and grueling strength & conditioning in order to achieve this
>rigorous planning and discipline is needed in order to capitalize on your own strengths and negate the parts of the game your opponent is good at

MMA is such a joke of a "sport".

>>64446175

Randa is pretty testy, just put a hijab on her and you're set

>>64446182
merry christmas sweden

>>64446220
merry christmas america

>>64440917
Become a minimum weight champion boxer

Do I make you join the team?

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Is the /pol/ swede gone?

>>64446263
You think I'm just going to sit there and let you make me join the team, Jon?

>>64446263

Can't let you get close to the team.

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>>64446278
Hopefully, the guy started posting like a week ago and does nothing but shitpost.

>>64446188

You should try copypastaing something with a bit of humor

>>64446288

It takes a lot of energy to join the team

>>64446215
high test is something that comes from a girl having large hips and ass. ronda's body is too masculine to be attractive to men with high test

>>64446301
Id take you boxing swede over him any day, atleast you're a real fightfan even though you might be a bit misled

>>64446318

randa not ronda you gay

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>>64446188
>>64446307

If you had unlimited money and you were also 18 and could completely commit yourself to mma training how do you honestly think you would do?

>What weight class
>What would be your strongest style?
>Would you be champ?

Should championship matche be Gi only?

>>64446411
Welterweight
Wrestling/sambo a la Khabib
Maby, don't know how good my chin is or how high my top athletic potential is.

>>64446418

Nah they should be speedo only

>>64446411
I'd heem the wrestling swede thats for sure

>>64446387

It satisfies me to know that poster is simultaneously autistic enough to keep that in a notepad and repost it and so unintelligent that he can't come up with anything better. I can almost visualize him poor and alone heating up his welfare tendies.

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You know what, yuo know what, you're all a bucnch of faggots and all. But you're all right! I rellay kinda like you guys.

I maybe be drunk my tits off and all, but you guys are like. Good! The Heemspeak crew is excelletn! Gojira is such a proper little bloke. /maia/ for lyfe!

I like you guys. Have some bunda, on me.

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should henderson retire lads?

>>64446411
Lightweight/Welterweight
Boxing
A contender

>>64446472

He doesn't even have a chin anymore

So yes

>>64446411
If I had unlimited money why would I should just myself to brain trauma?

>>64446411

Welter and Middleweight
pure striking
no, I'd be top 5 for sure
and bonus I'd run so many cycles I could win Tour de France

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJhyZARAJHw

>>64446411

>What weight class
I'd kill that featherweight division (again)
>Strongest style
Probably meme kicks
>Would you be champ
Probably just a journeyman like Bisping and Cerrone

>>64446471
>You know what, yuo know what, you're all a bucnch of faggots and all

Brown belt, here. Do you want to fucking go? Keep in mind I've also trained muay thai for several years now. I'll fly to your shitty midwest city, kick your ass, fuck your mom, and then be back on the plane in time to hit the lake the next day.

I'm fucking serious, kid. We can do this. At my gym we immediately correct little shits like you that walk around with an attitude problem.

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>>64446411
>unlimited money
>completely commit yourself to mma training

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some of you guys are cool

Merry Christmas

>>64446579

>Don't step foot in Merry Christmas

FTFY

>>64446623

Running your meme into the ground la'

>>64446451
It'd look like James Tooney Randy Couture

I think you'd be surprised

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>tfw after xmas dinner and would easily heem every here

>>64446579

Into the ground you run my memes.

>>64446817

You're welcome into my guard and try

>>64446817
>get in my fookin beely yeah
kek

>>64446859

I'd butcher you from the top yea. Feast on ur corpse I would yea.

>>64440741
Does anybody else here fetishizes with a main card stacked with a single weightclass?

hypothetically
>Rockhold vs Romero
>Weidman vs Jacare (decides next title shot)
>Belfort vs Mousasi (the one after that)
>Kennedy vs Whitakker
>Carneiro vs Brunson
Also I felt tempted to add Silva vs Bisping to that, but that fight deserves a main event of it's own, despite what my obsessive disorder says.

I know something like that will never happen, but damn, I would cum for weeks.

>>64446878

No one can take that lef hand sho yea

>>64446881

I would love some tournement cards

But the UFC seems completely against it

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>>64444076
>gspimp
>gay

Stop trying to dodge the bullet, luke.

>>64446881
UFC 146 was an all-heavyweight card, and it was awesome.

>>64446974

No it wasn't

It had an all HW main card

>>64440741
When does RIZN start?

>>64440917
I go to an MMA gym but I only do jits classes.
Fun as balls and everyone there is pretty cool

>>64446986

Now you have to wait until the Holiday break is over to share it at school.

>>64447001

:-D

>>64446986
no shit, he's a 90 year old man

>>64440917
>105
post boipussy

>>64446971
I kekd way harder than I should have

>>64440917

ireland makes sense now, somebody screencap I'm a lazy murican.

LadsI just saw this advert in a window that said: “Televisionfor sale, £1,volume stuckonfull”

I thought, bloody hell, how can you turn that down?

>>64445337
Are you the good ol' webm making Germanbro?
Do you still have that webm I requested eons ago of The Hulk pounding Scarlett Johansson's pussy with a bold /HEEM/ logo in front of it?

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Is the "Australia has no champions"guy still here?

>>64441303
Cringe

>>64441303
was hoping for a flip tbqh

>>64441303
he's a fabricated media personality

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>>64447266
Yeah I'm still here

>>64444061

Jones is actually undefeated if you don't agree you are not a real fightfan

Hey my boy are you still there?

>>64447399

Hamill broke his elbow with his face

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>>64447404
Yeah I'm still here

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>>64447399

>While Daniel Cormier isn’t typically ranked among the very top, statistically speaking, he should be. His only loss is to number one in Jones, and almost all of his wins are over very high quality opponents. The combined record of his opponents is the best in all of top 10.

http://blog.datadive.net/who-are-the-best-mma-fighters-of-all-time-a-bayesian-study/

do you guys actually care about female fighting?

>>64447494

>GSP has a lower peak than Chris "can only beat old men" Weidman
>Khabib is listed
>Ben Askren is listed

>>64447508
>Khabib is listed

Why wouldn't he be listed?

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>>64447494
>>64447508
>jose aldo isn't even listed

>>64447533

Getting KO'd in 13 seconds does that.

>>64447531

His best win is RDA

How can either of them be top 10 all time

>>64447533

>One thing that should be emphasized is that the statistical skill levels for the top fighters are actually extremely close. For example, Conor Mcgregor came into the top 10 ranking only after beating Aldo, who was top 5 prior to that. This means a single fight can change the rankings very significantly.

>>64447533
ahaha cheeky JJ near the front

>>64447575
They shouldn't call it "skill ratings for top fighters OVER TIME" then.

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>>64447494
>Ben Askren

>>64440917
Most schools are very fucking welcoming. They like you at first because you'll give their still-newbies-but-less-newbies-than-you confidence. And if you don't quit after a few weeks you'll prove you belong and people will like you for you.

>>64441029
That illustration is from The Dark Tower isnt it?

>>64447712

Best damn welterweight in the world casual.

>>64447712
Are you afraid of Le Funky Man?

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>>64441009

>>64446817
>McGregor will never go Full On BJ Penn mode, eating hamburgers until he's a LHW and touring Japan fighting future LHW champs

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>>64441009
>you want to bang
>the ref wants you to bang
>but you cannot bang