/bet/

i promise i won't hurt you anymore 365 just unsuspend it for a little moment please

>>64280394
>Slovakia = Unibwin
>365 = Uni's gf

Xth for Stuffy late goals

>Red card

SMASHING unders so much

>po-po in charge of handling the banter when up 6-1

>>64280518
He was sent off for police brutality

Unders yes pls.

wouldn't really mind one more for the last top up to not be a refund but i'll take one for the team

Head's gone

>>64280472

cheers for the unders tip.

Anyone on Brazil Canada

good way to start off a new thread t b h, anyone on the slags game? brazil's star striker still injured?

>>64280662
She's playing mate

>>64280677

A Bet365 matched bet voucher code

What for tonight Ameribets?

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Since this place seems full of people who really need to have sex I thought I should give some tips on how to lose your virginity/get yourself a gf. I personally am no Casanova but I've got enough experience to help so if anyone wants to add to this guide or give their opinion if they think something I said is wrong or I missed anything out feel free.

>What’s my first steps?
Stop waiting for this dream girl to just rock up to your house and fall down at your feet, it doesn't work like that. Unless you’re some Brad Pitt lookalike you have to accept that you will have to make a proper effort and be ready to accept there will be a lot of rejection and awkward moments. But always look at the bigger picture and remember it’s a numbers game because it doesn't matter if you get pied 10 times as long as you end up with that one at the end of the night.

>But my appearance isn’t great?
If on a scale of 1 to 10 the scale starts with you fear not, all is not lost, you just won’t be pulling any worldies to begin with. A good body goes a long way to make up for a poor face and so get your ass away from the computer and do some exercise. How to get the perfect body is a whole other guide for another day however. A decent haircut makes a huge difference, it might seem awkward and a bit gay to go into the hairdressers for example with a picture of David Beckham on your phone but it really helps them a lot in seeing the style you want. Even if you're not going for something styled and fancy make sure its smart at least. When it comes to clothes wear whatever but just make sure it fits properly and it doesn’t hurt to spend a little extra to make sure it’s better quality and well fitted. Beggars can’t be choosers so be realistic with yourself and the girls you go for.

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>>64280724

>Where do I find girls?
Nightclubs and bars. Alcohol can be your best friend as it gives you the Dutch courage required to talk to girls and also means they might have their beer goggles on. If you don’t have any mates to out with then you’re going to have to try find some, even computer geek group at university will have nights out. If you’re older or not at uni then make friends through interests and join up for clubs or societies but I’m not too sure about this one. There will be clubs and bars to fit all demographics, at least in all decently sized cities so don’t worry it’s not all just for 18 year old students. Next use websites like Plenty of Fish or apps like tinder. Full of desperate girls in the same position as yourselves and it’s a great way just to practice talking and getting your chat up to standard. Again with these types of sites it’s a numbers game so try get in contact with as many as possible and don’t be disheartened if you don’t get a great response rate. Talking to girls with your phone is great because it removes any kind of awkwardness you might have by being put on the spot and it gives you that opportunity to think about what you’re going to say. Just don’t be too full on and creepy when messaging.

>>64280745
>tfw over 600 matches on tinder

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>>64280745

>How do I talk to girls?
Confidence. Even if you have to fake it make sure you come across well. Success helps breed confidence so don’t worry if you think you’re really shy because your confidence will grow with experience and getting over that first hurdle is the hardest part. Also going hand in hand with confidence is flanter (flirty banter), this is something that many people overlook because they’re scared about coming across as cringey or sleazy but I'm serious when I say that you can get on with a girl amazingly but unless you’re a bit flirty you’ll be on a one way train to friendzoneville. It’s not necessary to have lots of things in common with a girl just make sure you show an interest in the stuff they like and make it seem like you care. Having pre-rehearsed ice breakers might be helpful too. If its just a shag you’re after don’t be scared to tell little white lies about yourself to seem more interesting. Again if you are looking to text a girl you got the number of but you don’t know what to say just make up an excuse to message her like pretend you lost your watch and ask if she has it and smoothly transition into a how are you today and take it from there.

>So once I get a girl in my bed what do I do?
Warning, you will be shit at sex during your first time so its best to try out on some not so nice girls first before you scare away your dream girl with how bad you are in bed. This video however basically has everything you need to know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agTTYBj3u5M

>>64280724
>>64280745

Lady Luck is the only woman we need, friend :^)

>>64280866

Being too modest Gooz. I know you're getting some every other night

>>64280724
>>64280745
confidence and maintaining eye contact are hella important f a m s

i might get greentexted for this but i feel like learning how to perfect a confident-but-not-smug smirk and etch it into my facial muscle memory helped a quite a bit in my overall game

on o3.5 in the brazilian slags game.

its only a marta of time

>>64280910
>le smile at every woman man

>>64280910

No I 100% agree but left it out because I was also worried it might sound a bit silly. I would describe it as how you wear your face, like how actors do for different roles and doing it until it because normal for you. Girls go wild for a cheeky James Franco smirk desu

on central 2.05, will look to bounce back, north east aren't very impressive, haven't really beaten anyone better, draw against police their best result while central are the title holders who had a tough start of the schedule, rball looking good

>>64280948
>tfw she smiles back
>tfw you think to yourself you could have fucked her right then and there even though it's not true
we all had this feel at some point in our lives right?

>>64280724
>>64280745
>>64280775
>>64280776
>>64280896
>>64280910
>>64280948
>>64280973

The key way to a woman's sweet-hole is to explain the Asian handicap bet type without sounding like an addict, desu.

>>64281011

On. Thanks for the tip.

If Empire can net one I'm in for a good night.

>>64280927

2 2
2

>>64281264
oneee mo

>>64281264
>>64281314
Mackers was on u3. You have him to thank if it wins

>>64280927

3 3 3
3
3

Before HT too!

Lumped the fuck out of Central FH 0.0 @1.6 when I seen the rball. DOWN INSANE now.

Any bets from across the pond tonight?

>>64281356
>Mackers was on u3
Really or just memeing? That is a terrible bet if so.

>>64281356
no way

>>64281418
no, he really was.

is mackers just trolling people now?

>>64281442
Screencap after 3rd goal please!!! hahaa fucking mong

James Mckeown Worst day of my life smile emoticon
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>>64281442
Toppest jej

The absolute STATE of James Mckeown

Has Mackers tipped USA slags yet claiming they'll be doing it for Wambach in her last appearance?

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what a lovely night it could become

>tomorrows skedge

genuinely don't know what i'm going to do with myself, certainly not betting

>>64281530
>he hasn't seen the large
Praying Euan doesn't get his grubby fivers on it and ruin the price

>>64281552
I haven't, but enjoy it. Gonna take the gf out christmas shopping.

>>64281530
Looks decent to me

>>64281402
central -0.5 dropped quite a bit reaction to the rball i guess, i'm on from sw and o2.5 from 0-0 and re-backed -0.5 @2.3 now, shaking

James Mckeown I wish they had Dave. Cause I'm sure they'd reimburse my losses as part of my job if so. Almost touching £100,000 down today.
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He said he was down 15% of roll, his roll must be smaller than i thought.

>>64281650
>pissing away 100k in a day on total lotto shite

>>64281650
>TWENTY FIVE POUNDS A MONTH

>>64281696
it's actually underpriced, the drama is worth 40 alone atleast plus you can always lay his bets when he's chasing

>>64281650
>his roll must be smaller than i thought
He'd be full mug if he had all his money in his bankroll so yeah I'd have guessed a little bigger but not much.

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Sure hope that BRA/CAN game gets another goal.

Also whens the USA/CHN game not starting, postponed? Game has USA & O2.5 all over it.

>>64281764
>Also whens the USA/CHN game not starting, postponed?
You're not new Gooz pls. When has an American game ever started on time?

>>64281785

Touché.

USA slags -2 @ 2.6

>>64280724
>>64280745
>>64280776

This is decent advice, but it will mostly just go over the head of betas and is still most of us already know. Also take things one step at a time. Dont match a girl (if you are on tinder) and then after 10 mins of a decent convo start worrying about sex with her. Step by step is the way to go.

You need to attack the root cause of these issues which is different in different people.

I was a beta autist too a few years ago but taught myself how to talk to girls and pull them.

Feel free to ask me anything. If you make it personal about yourself then I can help you more.

Just watched The Apprentice, pretty good.

Joseph & Vana were obviously the best two after the business plans were revealed. What the fuck was Gary's shit idea?

How the fuck are the bookies always right though? They had Vana & Joseph as top 2 favs for WEEKS now.

>>64281830
>josephs idea is good

Brazil goal when

>>64281830

If I remember correctly Joseph has always been heavy favourite even as far down as 1.8 on the exchange at the beginning. Its what happens with pre-recorded shows. Same thing happend with GBBO.

>>64281880

>franchising is a bad idea

>>64281909

I assumed he was favourite cause of the news about Sugar hand-picking him for the contest.

>Central will never start scoring

>>64281811
1st half handi for USA has drifted pretty far since team news. Can't pretend I know enough to say why but I'd wait a while and watch the inplay before slapping anything on.

air

>>64281909
>franchising some local business for obscene amounts

>>64281945
i've been a good boy and i just wrote a letter to santa asking for an early christmas present of 2 central goals and some A I R

>>64281991

Its coming.

S U R E L Y
U
R
E
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Y

Is Hope Solo playing lids?

<3

Need brazil goal like idk what

>>64282047

trip on euan

>>64282026
I'm praying

This Emelec game is pissing me off. Why the fuck does it keep getting suspended?

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>>64282047
yes

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I dont think there's been a single shot in the 2nd half in slags game.

>>64282089
:^)

goodnight lids :(

Can't wait to get my grubby fivers on the large tomorrow.

>>64282141
Hope you do desu, only thing worse than prestakers are people that moan constantly about prestakers when they should realise they aren't the only ones in the world who can spot value and its unreasonable to expect certain games not to get hammered before kick off.

>>64281813
I have trouble starting conversations with girls in a large group. I've learned to approach them and get myself involved but don't know where to take the conversation after that. I'm fine when it's 1-on-1 btw, but it's difficult to get in that situation especially in nightclubs etc (though I find it helps if they're drunk and I'm not, so I just stick to drinking cokes and pretending it's spirits lol)

Not a virgin btw, just looking to make it nineplus. Any help is appreciated

making the switch from sportsbet to 365. best promocode?

>>64282117

Did both teams go turtle mode after HT? 8+ shots and 3 goals in FH, 0 & 0 in 2nd.

On large -1.5 USA AHC to run as i go to sleep. Nighty nighy /bet/

shame about that central match had like 11 shots on/12 shots off and still couldn't get one in, one of those matches i guess

>>64282190

Original poster here. Never easy taking on a big group and usually requires someone with a big personality to do it which I don't possess myself. So what I do is look to break up the group with the help of a couple wingman and play the convo off each other or just invite one of the girls to go to the bar with you and get a couple drinks. If its a cheap place say you're buying a round of Jaegerbombs and you need help carrying them all because there is a 0.1% chance she wouldn't come help giving you that crucial 1 on 1 time. Not sure if its the sort of thing you're looking for but hope it helps in some way

>power failure in the Oklahoma State game yesterday
>power failure in the Jazz game tonight
>American infrastructure

less than 6 winning margin is top value in celtics/pistons @ 2.60

>>64282469
Remember when some insignificant EPL game had a power cut and /sp/ was all >BRITISH INFRASTRUCTURE then literally the very next day the superb owl had a power cut. Good times.

>>64280416
Classic Uni roast

>>64282375
I was just memeing but thanks for the shitty advice

>>64282548

wow, rude

http://www.vipsportslasvegas.com/

Someone get the free tip of the day. Need an absolute blowout winner.

>>64282581

i did it. it said they are going to call me. I'm not ready for this cunt. Making me socialize

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>>64282618
>mfw they'll be calling you for weeks

>>64282640

im not answering it though. Fuck that noise.

>>64282618
S K I P

>Face the tiny chink race
>Get a lot of corners
>Be unable to punish their lack of height
USA slags pls git gud

>>64282828
This desu

>PooSA

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>>64282828
>>64282897
RIP

I'm done for.

>wasting 10 dollars on patriotism
neat.

Curry o42.5 points+assists+rebounds, Warriors -13, and o220 in the Warriors game

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lads, lads, lads. enough of this mug nba shit. it's DOTO TIME. Who here ready to make 5 figs in 1 night?

>>64283098
Me desu senpai

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>he didnt get on >>64282503

>he wasnt on the Eibar fix

>>64283162
b-but I was

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American lads,
I think I accidentally got drunk and put $100 on the bovada CFB bowl season prop bet of any team winning by -37 in a bowl game

Did I throw my money away or is that probably alright?

Gooz is going to be very disappointed when he wakes up :^(

>>64283098
wtb senpai

>>64283079
ON handicap

>>64283079
Let's get it ON

>>64283200
I like you

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All he has to do is lump on Everton DC, will he do it?

>>64283400

who?

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>Warriors tip off as soon as the Jazz second half begins
Why

>>64283309
y-you too

>>64283417
Nobody specific, some random guy Ladbrokes twitter have mentioned with that slip.
I'm just saying you know that mug won't guarantee a tidy profit and will hope for the best.
If Leicester win then they are top no matter what else and he nets 5k but they could feasibly draw or lose and stay top so if he just lumps like 2k at Everton DC he will be guaranteed a sizable profit and potentially absolutely UAC but you just know mainstream mugs are incapable of that logic.

>>64283098
what is the purpose of this post

tip something you kike

>>64283216
if your bankroll is $2000 then no

>>64283709
F A L S E R A P E
A
L
S
E
R
A
P
E

>>64283709

America in charge of applying the law to Saudis.

>>64283467
mugs don't know what hedging is

>>64283703
you're just not ready LOL

JUST

>bookies giving away money on GSW lines....

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>lose bet during the day
>get drunk
>bet on nba without thinking
>make 10 times what I lost earlier

See you in 4 months.

today I spotted a WORLD bet on the uruguay - peru slags futsal match, was going to tell you guys but the match was pulled from bet365, and I didn't have enough time

the line was a +11.5 for Peru, I mean Uruguay is better than Peru but that's a difference for a Brazil tier team

match ended 2-1 btw, so you get an idea

hopefully tomorrow I'll spot another bet this time before it gets pulled

there are lots of qt aussie girls for some reason, they're always cheering for Chile too. I'm pretty sure they're all dykes so oh well

I think I'm just going to start getting on every Klay Thompson over. Teams meme so hard to avoid getting beat by Curry and he hits open shots all day.

>Drake at a Warriors game
neat.

A-at least Warriors -13 will come in

>>64284805
o-o-overs may hit

>tfw warriors bets are starting to lose because the warriors are literally too good

>>64284859
im on warriors -12 and suns +34.5

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>>64284859
:3

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Up an absolute CUNT on these basketball lines

Insulting how low the line is for the Rockets Lakers game tomorrow

Are there any people on twitter worth following to lay everytime? I only know about will wilde and laying chelsea everytime he talks about it

>>64285270
who you tipping la

>>64285595
Will go bare minimum medium on the overs, seriously contemplating a large

>>64285609
you prestaking or just waiting for inplay value?

>>64285626
I'll prestake it when bovada releases the lines in the morning. It'll be around 213, which is off by at least 5 points IMO

>>64285675
213 right now on ladbrokes and 365, 212.5 on sportsbet

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>>64285675
>around 213
Is this an example of bookies literally clueless then? flashscore shows me over 202 is -300 right now

>>64285692
>>64285701
I'm going to look into it more tomorrow, but I can't find anyone important being out

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>>64285747
>bookies just changed it to 213
waited a good 5 minutes to do nothing and when I did try it it got changed, you're right no one is out barring a rookie for rockets

Guangzhou +3 desu

>>64284561
PLEASE trip

my ingame bet on the Thunder game is for the Thunder to score >160

I'm only posting this tip for the lads who are getting the 365 offer on BBL games

>>64286270
used it to hedge desu

pre-staked thunder @ 2.3 used free bet on sixers @ 2.67

free money

>>64286310

waste

the average score on this ground is 175+

the 6ers have also lost Shitriques

Messi OUT https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona

Lump on Guangzhou +3

>they weren't on the strictly come dancing fix

>barca sw has gone up since news of messi being out

absolute tears

>>64286696
>it's only gone up by 0.01
lol

>>64286696
>a team's odds have slightly increased with news their best player isn't starting

Wow, who would have guessed that.

>>64286322
this is quite the sport youve got there desu

>>64286742
>implying they didn't play better with just suarez and neymar

>implying Guang will even bother trying now that they can't impress their footy overlord

>implying barca -1 @ 1.44 isn't the safest of all these bets

>>64286742
Its funny because they would still destroy them even without messi

>>64286801
Guanzhou are a tough team t b h, and Barca won't take this Mickey Mouse cup that seriously

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Guangzhou to win, both to score
And Guangzhou/Draw double chance

What world are you people living in Barca will still shit on Guangzhou there is a level difference that can't be negated that easily.

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Over/Under 1.5 Billion for Star Wars /bet/?

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>Barca -1.5 will actually show up

Can't stop thinking of a pun i read here during the 2010 WC. People were making bird versions of player names and someone said "Andres Inanesta" and i laughed for fifteen minutes straight at how bad it was.

>>64287169
Love remembering random /sp/ and /bet/ moments

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turned my last tenner into just under £500
so shrewd i am so so shrewd

Ok i dont post in bet normally

I currently have 20£

What is a garunteed way to make a profit of any amount

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hope you got on the Thunder lads. Game went exactly as predicted.

>>64287204

>tfw I made the laughing cannavaro pic
>see it used every now and then
>even saw it on /b/ one day

>>64287352
saw the tip one hour late and b365 didn't offer overs ;_;

>>64287363

i posted it yesterday lad, i only posted the in-game tip because bet365 is refunding one in-play bet on each BBL game if you lose it after betting on a straight result. I would never actually bet in-game on meme20 otherwise.

The value was in the tip I posted yesterday.

>>64287362

>straya
>b

Colour me surprised

Anyone else on the Turkish Cup game?

Thinking unders. Both teams have their second string sides out.

>>64287533

Bookies clueless

on

>>64287086
Thank you Messi twitchers.

Fifa Club World Cup most profitable event these last two days, pmsl.

I'm getting on Melbourne Stars over Adelaide. It's only at $1.60 but it's a pretty safe bet. Melbourne Green are absolutely stacked in every department and Sadelaide are the worst team in the comp on paper this year.

I'm partly doing it to access the jew365 in-game offer. As >>64286310 said it's literally impossible to lose, no idea why they're offering it. Though I won't be betting like that on tomorrow's game because Melbourne should win easily.

>>64287722
In game offer only available to aussies?

>>64287747

not sure, it just says it excludes NSW & SA residents.

http://extra.bet365.com.au/promotions/en/other-sports/big-bash-offer

The value in tomorrow's game for me really is the $100 in-game bet because I can put it on basically anything.

>>64287786
>This offer is only available to customers residing in Australia, excluding residents of New South Wales and South Australia.

>>64287796

ah so it is, I didn't read the fine print

shame that, because its absolute value

Skedge looking dire. What to do today lids?

>>64287850
Euan has had his grubby fivers on the large too
zzz

>>64287722
thanks for the bet lad, was a nice surprise as i don't know shit about cricket and expected it to last a couple days, on that stars bet as well

>>64287872

Can't blame him, too many early birds and not enough worms these days son

>>64287872
that was me, not Euan :')

>>64287872
the +?

>>64287884

there's three formats of cricket, tests take up to 5 days, this is t20 which goes for 3 hours.

Tests are the most predictable so thats where the real value is. T20 is far less predictable so atleast a few of my tips will go wrong. That said, the bookies know fuckall about Australian domestic cricket which is why there is some value in it.

>>64287072
It's going to beat avatar lid

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>>64283244

I was :^(

But it's okay senpai, still up for the month and it's not over yet.

UFC is looking very profitable this weekend desu lads!

>>64286939
literal retard

>>64288042
Pre lims or Main card? Because the main card is not easy to call desu

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>>64288062

I'm waiting on a contact with an update, bookies dont adjust the lines on UFC until the last 48hrs when they get info from the training camps (light injury reveals, health from cut, ect) then adjust them quite substantually within 24 hours at the weigh-ins.

Connor was a heavy faveorite before weigh-ins last week, then equaled the odds shortly after.

I do think Cerrone will win though, based purely off recent performances and trend. Overeem is worth a punt based purely on him surviving the first round coz JDS will gas hard. Watch this space anyway :^)

>>64288106

Its not the bookies who move the lines it's just when the BIG BOYS get involved

>>64288119

This guy knows

>>64287293
>0-0 draw

jesus christ

>>64288132
it was ht cs in QPR v Brighton

>>64288106
Ecoreem/winkle Jackson-reem is definitely worth betting on. My other picks are Oliveira and dos Anjos. I think Nate marq is worth to bet on against dollaway. He matches stylistically well.

>>64288141
why is that cuck league unders all the time?

>>64288119

Indeed, i actually meant 'when they change their odds'. :^) simular meaning nontheless.

Nancy @2.1 later today at 19:30 looks pretty good lads! Morton @2.2 looks decent as well

>>64288169
the game ended 2-2, in fact 6/9 games in the league that day were overs

365 doing the in-play offer for Arsenal v Man City

Pablo Maffeo could be a good shout for a void FGS bet, he hasn't made his debut for city yet and he's only made it onto the bench twice this season and that was only because both Zabaleta and Clichy were out injured. Very unlikely he'll get a spot on the bench while City have Clichy, Mangala, Otamendi, Sagna, Kolarov and Demichelis at their disposal

>>64288190
>for a void FGS bet

a what?

>>64288211
If you bet on an injured player or a player that won't play to score first then the bet will go void when someone else scores because they weren't in the game. You do this with in-play offer to get a completely risk free bet

>>64288190
Bersant Celina probably a better shout, hasn't even made it onto the bench for a domestic game for City and with Aguero back the chances of him being in the game are very slim

Riddlestown 3:10 Towcester
Serenity Now 3:30 Southwell

Get on or drown in tears

zzzzzzzzzzz

Got the day off work and not a scrap of value in sight

>>64288327
>he hasn't seen the large
pmsl

>>64288330
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>64288344
maybe you should use your day off to catch up on sleep

>>64288330

What's the large today then lid?

>Last Euan tip was 5 days ago

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>I trust my money with these people

>>64288411
lmao is that a legit email from them, I didn't get one

fucking Asia

>>64288404
wah wah gooh gooh ga ga
>implying i'm going to spoonfeed you so you can put your greasy tenners on and drive down the line

>>64288431

post betfair p&l big boy

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>>64288426
It's only for big boys lid

I actually got it twice but the second time he changed his name and made the e-mail more important

They also sent a maintenance email this morning to all customers in CC instead of BCC pmsl

>>64288436
>using betfair
I don't like the bookies taking half of my winnings in commission thanks

>>64288431

Nice meme

>>64288442
>>64288411

buy the fix and share it with us senpai

>>64288443

If 5% comes to 'half your winnings' then you can get your fucking penny roll off of /bet/

>>64288411
I'll chip in £5

>>64288451
you get 50% premium charge when you win as much as me lid

>>64288451

clueless

>>64288411
absolute joke company

whats going on in this paok match

>>64288449
>>64288455
we'll get there in no time

>>64288411
>It's fixed send us 1000
>Get 1000 and mugs lump on 'fix'
>It doesn't come in but they didn't place the bet anyway
Up INSANSE sums

>>64288330
this would be actually a pretty cool game to separate the mugs from the shrewdies, where there would be a large and someone would drop an extremely subtle or cryptic hint about it

people would get on whatever they thought the large was without revealing to others what they were on then we would all post slips at a point in time and tears would be had

would probably need a trusty trip to host this event though

>>64288501
'no'

LIZARD

>>64288530

Nice one slowpoke

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>Kebab football
Everytime

>>64288537
Only just got up

Mourinho's been sacked lids

>>64288590
>wasnt on

genuinely shaking here, pretty sure i found the large

'Large' backers BTFO

>>64288683
It wasn't Lazio?

>>64288746
no the large is over 2.5 in wadi degla v el masry, don't know what that other guy is talking about

>365 thinking a game is fixed, when it's just Panachaiki only having 12 players.

>>64288770
not the large but it actually doesn't look too bad for a small, did catch the masry dnb when it was @2.30 so depending on degla attacking i guess

>didn't get on mou next united manager 8/1 as soon as he heard he was sacked

down to evens now

>>64288886

I was thinking u3.5 in this match, but I don't want to be on the wrong end of the fix.

>>64288886
>local bookies still has it open. leva -1.5 @1.50, -2.5 @2.20
y/n?

>>64288461
>Higher rates of Premium Charge will apply to the very small number of customers (less than 0.1%) that satisfy the following conditions over the lifetime of their account:
>Lifetime net profits*** exceed £250,000
>Commission generated less than 40% of lifetime gross profits
>Bet in more than 1,000 markets

IMAGINE being a pseudo shrewdie who has to lie on a Vietnamese paper aeroplane making board to make himself feel important

>>64289068
>his lifetime profits don't exceed 250k
get out of my /bet/

>>64289059
nevermind, pre-match odds were much higher and other bookies re-opened at higher prices anyway

It's all about

Barrie ML and/or the over 6.5 vs Soo

Windsor ML and/or the over 6.5 vs Saginaw

Niagara 3 way vs Sudbury

>pinnacle had o2 @2.7 when other bookies had o1.5 @ around 1.65
noone can tell me this is -ev

>>64289158
o2 and o1.5 are different bets mate

Hiddink is still evens to be next manager at will hill, bet your house

>>64289181
>implying i don't know this
>implying the o2 line wouldn't be around 2.3-2.4 at best if it was open on other bookies
mara had it @2.2 i think

also
>missed penalty literally seconds after settling my bets
why

>>64289199

Didn't realise Mourinho had been sacked. Hiddink odds have been smashed

>>64289230
Which team missed the penalty?

>>64289281
now smashed everywhere but went to evens at paddy, can do some arbing with him and ramos

>>64289283
penalty happened during masry's attack and rball showed it being taken in wadi's box but after it missed it said wadi missed the penalty so take of that what you will

>skrill asked for identity confirmation after about 2.5 years of use, suspending my account untill i provide it
gonna seethe so much if those cunts don't unsuspend it within a few hours

BRAINS ON o1.5

11111111111111

IMPORTANT

http://strawpoll.me/6291294

>literally can't be down from a match after the first goal
comfy as fuck

>On Leva -1.25 from k/o
>Nothing much going on in game have a bit on u3
>Two freekicks within 2 minutes get smashed into the top corner

ILL

Is a Help to Buy ISA -ev or +ev?

>>64289426

>le farting and pooping man

no idea what this is desu but the other 3 are fine

>>64288442
>They also sent a maintenance email this morning to all customers in CC instead of BCC
Jesus these guys are full retard

>>64289129
what sport is this lid

>>64289426

do you even gimmick

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who /nz/ here

>>64289426
you forgot le >stealing my gimmick man

>>64289426

the south american slags man, i followed him 4 times, every single one of them won, he a wizard

>>64289738
it says worst gimmick not best

>>64289738
>le polak who can't read gimmick
Yeah this one

>>64289754
>>64289818
You do realize that what he said is just an endorsement of that guy and not "I voted for that option", right?

fuggg just wanted to put a grand on hiddink to be next chels manager at 2.00 but odds moved

the guy who kicks his cat and shouts at his mum is a good gimmick too

>>64289870

Superlenny has Hiddink @2.1

>>64289898
>2.1

THEY'VE STILL GOT HIDDINK @5 YOU MONG

>>64289863
>le rekt by an ameridumb
New favorite gimmick desu

Pablo Maffeo FGS for Arsenal City £50 risk free.
You have been told

>>64289927
>ameridumb
>new

>>64289873
i really like this one, was pretty mediocre when it involved topping up and pacing around the flat but once the cat and the mother got involved it got much better

>>64289933
see >>64288190

>>64289970
Fair play. They've been told twice then.
>inb4 200 mugs on Monday still asking

>>64289898
can't find the manager markets on there senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q45o-4OOtsc

>>64289988
>there will be a handful of posts discussing a genius method of pre-staking o.5 then in-play draw or shit like that
every time

shaking at the thought of hitting the in-play CS again, need to drug myself and go full delphic oracle on that bitch

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lads r8 my Hiddink stack.

>tfw not sure if I'm forgetting some sites

>>64290035
>peter made his money by smacking 1.02s

interesting

>>64290154
where are the best odds on him right now? might throw something cheeky if odds are good enough

>>64290154
It's Brendan m8

>>64290234

Any good m8? Was looking at buying it myself last night but didn't know whether it was worth the money?

>>64290234

Looks pretty decent desu. I nearly bought this once but my head isnt in the game enough right now for trading.

Feyenoord -1 anyone?

>>64290280
>Dutch football

>>64290280
If they have a good lineup I'll probably be on. Feyenoord doesn't get a lot of night games at home and the crowd always goes wild for them. So I'd expect a decent enough atmosphere to motivate them.

>>64290270

Haven't read it all but seems ok.

What are croutons?

>>64290396
Delicious things you put in your salad

>>64290415

Yeah but what are they made of? I have never seen them before but people mention them often.

>>64290415
>he puts them in salad and not soup

baka

>Lazio
Huge lel

Gotta feeling there's a chubby Scottish lad who is about to have Christmas paid for.

>>64290429
I'm pretty sure they're essentially stale croutons

>>64290464

Gotta feeling he might be in for a little surprise this christmas ;)

>>64290396
stale bread

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El Masry goal like A I R

>>64290442
you were saying?

down a cunt u4.5 86 and 88th minute goals

>>64290620
Awful game.

>>64290620
FIX is IN

oxygen in other game though all is well>>64290692

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I have no trusts in slags

>>64290556
surreal, one more from whoever would be neat but a win and a refund is fine too

>>64290620
clueless

>>64290725
>slags basketball under accys
seek help NOW

>>64290725
>36-8

>>64290725
Got on u50.5 3Q in the Lulea-Istanbul game as an addict bet

>>64290738
implying

>>64290818

#believe

Mostoles was the large and I forgot about it

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Reminder that you will never be this elite.

>>64290995
where is the iranian underage slag baseball

>>64290995
Whos' setup is that?

>>64290909
Won :)

>>64291021

https://twitter.com/SportsTrader_AU

>>64291021
euan park

http://thesportstrader.com/product/daily-trading-advice/

need this like air

>>64290995
>3 screens and sports channel subscriptions
>Can't change a lightbulb
top kek

>last game on parlay
>needs one more goal to make, but it's 87'
>watch it till finish
>no second goal and full time declaration
>come back later and see it is green checked

Nice