Eternal Arsenal Thread

Lads tbhonest.

hello good morning where are the signings?

>>63795861

Unironically signing Messi

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TEXEIRA WHEN

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>tfw no 'The Gloves Are Off!' edition

#signingsannouncedtonight
#gethype

>>63795841
the way he kicked #5 made ME hurt

>>63795926
this is an arsenal fan thread m8

>>63786411
Ramsey could play cm
or cover alexis when he finally gets his rest

be more insulted he is dropped for the OX instead
he already has a goal and assist to his name in the league and CL, more than the ox has managed in many less games and isnt a complete defensive liability like the ox

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Post your LANSfu

>>63795861
Messi and Ibrahimovic on a helicopter as we speak, along with bionic knees for Coquelin

>>63796060
The guy is retarded anyway. Campbell will play RW, Sanchez LW (for some reason, I don't really rate him there) and Giroud up front. Then the centre will be Ozil and Ramsey. Plus, probably, Flamini/Chambers for DM. Or, perhaps they'll make a Ozil/Carzola/Ramsey centre.

>>63796866
Ibra wants a move to Arsenal. It'd be an amazing signing if he did. As for Messi, that would be insane, but, it won't happen.

>>63795917
Stop memeing.

>>63795951
so?

>>63795920
>thinking I'll click that

So Wenger met up with the Edu who is the Corinthians director of football today. Pato soon?

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>>63797213
>buying more hue's after Andre Santos

>>63797213

oh great, more rejects with injury issues.

>>63797213
he's probably buying some U13, don't worry pham

>>63796890

>34 year old dressing room cancer
>amazing signing

Reminder that everywhere Zlatan plays he wins the league

#WelcomePato

>>63797412
That's why he haven't moved to the BPL
he knows he can't win it

>>63797412
Except the Champions League

>>63797310
Oh, OK. Let's just keep Giroud as our only striker. I'm sure Walcott and Welbeck won't get injured and they're much much better than Ibra.

Stop being a cunt.

You guys don't see it, right?
This is a masterplan, imagine having Zlatan when the team crumbles into pieces, he can head every fucking ball they try to get into our net

wenger is a mastermind

>>63797762

Zlatan can only succeed in babby leagues now. He's too old and slow to play in England. He'd just be a less mobile giroud if he came to Arsenal.

>>63798175
Doesn't matter if you are less mobile when you have GOAT positioning and finishing

>>63798204

He'd get BTFO in England.

>>63798175
>>63798227
>I am omnipresence and know how somebody will perform despite them never coming here

That's why aged 32 he scored a hattrick against England... Oh, what's this? The worlds GREATEST goal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck5P30zC3Z0

Fuck off. You're basically going "hur dur pacebabbies are GOATAY but if you're slow you suck". Then, what about players like Dario Hubner? Guess being slow is automatically bad.

Ignore the fact he has great positioning, great shooting and can jump and head. He is a better Giroud.

>>63798296

>scoring against engkek
>hard

It's not going to happen anyway. It would be amusing to see him in the epl for the banter and occasional wonder goal, but I don't want him at Arsenal. Wenger isn't going to pay an old man a fortune to goal munch for three years.

>>63798450
>you can only sign a player for three years
>what are 2 year contracts
>what are 1 year contracts
>what are 6 month contracts
>what are pay to play contracts

>>63798714
Larsson won Barcelona that game.

Pato in the bag on loan lads.

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Blimez.

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Who /hyped for Pato/ here?

>>63799191
'no'

>>63799191

#TeamPato #Signings

>>63798962

even if you are right, the chances of Ibra accepting a shitty wage in the middle of the season are zero. Winter signings always turn shit. Arsenal should take some loans from benched players till the end of the season and actually sign good youth talented players.

For example, Negredo is out of Valencia team because he pissed of Nuno. That would be an easy loan. Jese too. Or start bidding for Nolito for the next season.

>>63799191

Pato fucking sucks. Gets injured all the time.

>but hes good at Brazil

Brazilian league in this moment is shit tier, just look the actual brazilian NT team.

>>63799272
he's not good at brazil

>chilel

>>63799323
*chilel's top player includes valdivia, bench tier in any big brazilian club

>>63799221
> Winter signings always turn shit.
naxto came good

>>63799333

the difference is Valdivia plays for the NT every 2 months. If he tries to play more than 1 game every 2 weeks its turns shit easily.

>>63799352

In winter you cant get top players because all of them already played in european competitions. You cant also get the top players from middle-small clubs because they are struggling for the relegation-EL-CL spots. So whats left to sign? some famous southamerican player, some benched player whos having a shitty season, or some reject who has been kicked out of his team. In other words, failure players. The only wise move is take them on loans, never sign them with contracts more than 6 months-1 year. Because their chances of success are less than 10%

>>63799513
>In winter you cant get top players because all of them already played in european competitions.
you can, they just can't play CL
>You cant also get the top players from middle-small clubs because they are struggling for the relegation-EL-CL spots.
Why not? Pay a little more, for sure, but you can still get them.
>So whats left to sign? some famous southamerican player, some benched player whos having a shitty season, or some reject who has been kicked out of his team
Plenty of great future players are out there right now.
Wenger still won't buy anyone, but not for the reasons you said. maybe loan Kim Sällström.

Buying Pato makes perfect sense for Arsenal, you guys need to stop the denial and face reality.

You need to be injury-prone to play for Wonga.

Match made in heaven.

>>63799648

>you can, they just can't play CL

its like signing Suarez for example for 100m to score goals to watford and Leicester. whats the point? No team does this because top players are expensive and being only allowed in their respective league is shit. Also winter break is like 1-2 weeks, and they never get used in that half season

>Why not? Pay a little more, for sure, but you can still get them.

you forgot its not up to the player to move but to his team. For example do you think Leicester would sell Vardy for example 20m when they are top of the league almost in the middle of the season? only a dumbass would do that. If you keep him 5 months more his price would be already 30-40m

>Plenty of great future players are out there right now.

Of course, but as i said, southamerican players need at least 1-2 months to get used to european football, specially youngsters. So end signing a player who is not going to help you right now but in the next season. So for that just wait till june to sign him and get a proper pre-season

And yeah, Wenger is a dumbass and only an idiot would trust him 10 years wuthout a trophy

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Lads.

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>Pato
>again
never becomes reality, r-right ?
pls no

>>63800418

It's only a pato of time.

>GREAT NEWS: Theo Walcott could be back for Arsenal's crucial final group game vs Olympiakos. (BBC)

>>63800604
Joel's got us covered
he was our guy on the inside

>>63800453
>>63800418
Pato would be great... if he could stay injury free. Remember when he was suppose to be the next Fat Ronaldo? I do. Shame it never happened.

Sign Ibrahimovic.

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This is Danielle. She just signed for the Arsenal Ladies. I love her

What needs to happen for Man United to fail to qualify to 16?

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Where can I watch the Ladies play?

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>>63800659
Carla is my forever waifu

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>>63800659
>>63800668
Next year is our year.

Wait, can Chelsea fail to qualify as well as United and Arsenal?

If Arsenal don't win 2-0, or 3->3, they go out.

If Chelsea lose, they go out?

if United lose they go out? Or will a draw also mean out if PSV win?

>>63800668
I think BT Sports has the league rights, might be able to find streams for it.

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>>63800682
>>63800665

>>63800665
MATEY MATEY MATEY
All that needs to happen is a draw or loss and they are fucked if PSV win. If PSV draw and Man United lose PSV still go through from H2H goals (2-1). So essentially For Man U not to go through it has to go like this:

MU: loss PSV:win
MU:loss PSV:draw
MU:draw PSV: win

>>63796866
And a bionic Wilshere.

>>63800899
So they have to win to 100% it.

Thanks. Who do they have to play? Who do PSV have?

>>63800899
Oh and also, what happens to Chelsea?

>>63797762
I'm in with the Nip here.
Alas, _some_ signings could do the club good.

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It's both Welbeck and Gabriel's 25th birthday today.

>>63799272
>Pato fucking sucks. Gets injured all the time.
Would fit right in.

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>>63800925
>Welbeck
who?

>>63800918
Fuck off. Him on a years contract wouldn't mean shit. Even as a fucking sub he's better than our other strikers.

Here's a fucking question.

Giroud or Ibra?
Welbeck or Ibra?
Walcott or Ibra?
Campbell or Ibra?
Sanchez or Ibra?

If you can honestly say Ibra for none of those, then you're either deluded or uneducated, or both.

>>63800949
That black geezer who scored the winning goal at OT in the FA Cup quarter-final.

How bout this as a formation (I can't remember the lineup website nor can I get it to work last time I tried it)

GK: Cech
DL: Monreal
DC: Mert
DC: Kos/Gab
DR: Bellerin/Debuchy
MC: Ramsey
MC: Carzola
AMC: Ozil
LW: Sanchez
RW: Walcott/Campbell/Bellerin (I want him!)
ST: Giroud/Welbeck/Walcott

>>63800961
Firs, I did hear he's not good for the locker room atmosphere - something that is not necessarily a strong point for Arsenal.
Secondly, he is not so young anymore. It's true that on its own this is not a bad thing, but what if he gets injured? And how long would he want to stay at the club?
Thirdly, Sanchez over Ibra any time.

I do believe that signing Ibra would be better than not signing anyone again (or some permacrooked shitter), but I'd like someone like Milik (who already proven to be pretty good and still have some potential to be even better) more I think (besides, don't >we need players for the midle more than strikers?).
But that's my opinion.

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>>63800994
Here you go m8

>>63801014
Ibra wants to move here and he's better than what we have. He's better finisher, better positioning than Giroud and about as good a jumper and he scores a lot with his head. Game tactics wouldn't need to change that much.

Yes, Sanchez over Ibra, but I would take Ibra over the others.

>>63801030
Thanks bro. I need to try and get it to work again.

Thoughts on the formation itself? I know it's very attack focused, but against tough to break down teams, I think it could work.

Arsenal have Norwich left and I don't think they'd threaten enough to need a DM.

However, I would also think it'd be a good match to try Chambers in DM or maybe Beliek.

Also, Leicester vs Man United. Best result? I think a United Loss.

Imagine the media if Vardy scores....

>>63801152
I think we can agree on not saying no to Ibra moving in.
Just hope this ain't the only signing for now.

>>63801163
>>63801030
Would the forward formations not be too far away from the defence? Remember that the likes of Cazorla and Oezil don't get back all that much.
>Chambers in DM or maybe Beliek
Chambers maybe; Bielik I ain't so sure.
>Leicester vs Man United. Best result?
Lester wins, Vardy injured.

Arsenal FC @Arsenal
TEAM NEWS: "Everyone who played Tuesday is available. @Alex_OxChambo could be available."

Ibra is already too slow and will demand a huge 2-year deal at 34. Unless PSG are interested in some tax evasion loan scheme it's a no-go.

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Arsenal FC @Arsenal
Wenger on the January transfer window: "If I find the right quality, I will do something.

>>63801207
He could leave on a Bosman at the end of the season.

>Arsenal FC @Arsenal
>Wenger on the January transfer window: "If I find the right quality, I will do something.
Sounds like no signings.

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>>63801235
>>63801223
at least try to rephrase your stale memes a bit Wonga ...

Yeah. Been saying the same shit for years, I wish he would just stop doing fucking interviews

french gooners rejoice, the Premier League is out of canal + hands : http://www.lequipe.fr/Medias/Actualites/Altice-s-offre-la-premier-league/610934

That means we'll finally be able to watch it for less than fucking 40€ a month

>>63801267
Moving to a cheaper channel or free-to-air one?

>>63801270
It's a pretty shit channel, I have no idea how much you have to pay for it but it's definitely less than canal +. Problem is, they have 0 quality pundits and commentators

>>63801267
Only France or the whole C+ group?
Those fuckers here raised the price twice this year already (and moved EPL to a channel I was suddenly blocked off). However, the alternatives are even worse.

>>63801296
just in France. Previously c+ paid 63 millions for the Premier League rights in France

>>63797268
>who is based gabby

>>63801311
>replying

>>63801193
fuck off wogna

>>63801307
Hope it'll work good for you, Frenchbro.

>>63795920
>cuked by belletti
kek

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>>63800654
>Pato would be great

>>63800668

Borehamwood

>>63795951
>american flag

Why the fuck are you here then?

>>63800682
If Chelski lose they most likely go out. Kyiv are playing Maccabi who have literally scored one goal while conceding 15. So Kyiv are basically guaranteed a win and 11 points, whereas Chelsea will end with 10 if they lose to Porto.

>>63801235

chambers new central midfielder confirmed

on Arteta and Coquelin…
Arteta is short-term but Coquelin as I told you is much longer. The scans are positive because he does not need any surgery but it will be 12 weeks.
on Theo Walcott…
Not for Sunday. He started running again on Tuesday morning and had no reaction.

>>63801487
He'll end up being a centre-back at some point so will be good for him.

Corinthians is trying to offer Pato to clubs for weeks, so that's what going on senpai

>>63800682

>Chelsea

Chelsea go out if they lose to Porto at home and Dynamo Kiev beat the Israelis in Ukraine. A draw or a win against Porto would be enough to guarantee them a place in the next round regardless of other results.

>Man Utd

If PSV beat CSKA Moscow in Eindhoven then United can only go through with a win against Wolfsburg in Germany. If PSV draw with the Russians then United can go through with a win or a draw but not a loss as PSV has a better head-to-head record.

>Arsenal

Arsenal need to beat Olympiakos in Greece by a scoreline that isn't 1-0 or 2-1.

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>>63801255
>>63801326
Don't reply to tripfags.

>>63801347
>le he isn't amazing in X league means he'll be shit in X league

Boy, Di Maria was ace in La Liga, he'll surely rock in EPL! :D Or what bout Depay?!

Fuck off.

>>63801582
So, United really need a win otherwise it comes down to other results.

PSV vs Moscow? Likely result?

Thing is, I don't think United will lose against Wolfsburg, meaning that they're prob going through.

I don't see Chelsea losing to Porto anyway, so Kiev beating Jews (which I don't think will happen) is irrelevant.

Is Kiev draws, and Chelsea loses, they still go through?

Arsenal need to beat Greeks, obviously... I hope they do. It would be one of the greatest escapes in CL History imo.

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https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/669848818419150848

this fucker risking injury to make jokes!!! WENGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>"I heard you needed a striker"

>wanting Pato
No we don't need another injury prone player tyvm

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Is he autistic?

>>63802111
Wadda qt patootie.

Arsenal are bad.

>>63801736
he's playing as a winger now, that's the funny part.

>>63801311
Yeah I forgot about him, I was trying to stop my post but it happened and you picked up on it ;_;

>>63802111
God damn I want that jumoer, shame it's probably going to be overpriced

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>>63802111
>that tassle

Campbell Soup or Le Ox at RW, who do you prefer?

What are you thankful for today /arse/?

>>63802485
Would keep Campbell for now just to see if he can really hack it, looking better but needs a proper test Tbh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34932276


Remember ignore Jewmaican, he is a City supporter who comes to shit post in this thread. Do not quote, do not reply. He is fishing for attention, as always. Report his off-topic bullshit as well.

Do not reply to Tet, he, like Jewmaican has had multiple trips in the past. He too is an attention seeking WOB and should be ignored.

Austrianshitposter is a gimmickfag and should also be ignored.

>>63802553
That Wenger is signing players in January. That people don't reply to Tet and Jewmaican any more.

Arsenal are satire, right?

>>63798990
he deserved that
class lad

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>>63802698
>Wenger is signing players in January

>>63802698
>Wenger is signing players in January

This is satire, right?

>>63802752
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34932276

Wenger is brining in more Huezilians lads. Prepare yourselves

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I miss him desu

This madman may actually do it
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10079141/arsene-wenger-says-arsenal-willing-to-spend-in-january

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>>63802788
Oh you're just adorable

>>63802879
hello is this your first year as an arsenal supporter?

>>63802879
he won't

"so and so are coming back, no room"

>>63802894
Been a supporter since 2003 I believe. Although haven't seriously followed transfer activity since 2013, that deadline day was a great day.

>>63802828
last snapchat video on the fb page was banter tbf

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Why have we never followed through with our interest for Maxime Gonalons?
He is exactly what we need in midfield, can play centre-half as well and wouldn't cost more than £10-15m
He would almost certainly join us as well.

>the ox back for this weekend

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>"Sanchez had a little hamstring alarm but we will see how he recovers from that," Wenger said. "Joel Campbell had a little calf problem so I will assess all that Friday, latest Saturday."
>mfw

>>63797271
He hasn't had a serious injury for 2 seasons or so now senpai

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>>63803132

>>63803132
>Joel Campbell had a little calf problem so I will assess all that Friday, latest Saturday."
How? He hasn't even played 10 games yet, what the fuck is it with Arsenal and injuries?

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I see Szczesny raided Hector's closet

arselol

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>>63803214
I love Brazil
I love everything about Brazil
I love your women's big asses
I love your poverty
I love your novelty shops
I love your corruption
I love your ridiculous tariffs on imported goods
I love your wonderful beaches
I love your constantly diminishing rainforests
I love your crumbled footballing empire
I love your savagery
I love your food
I love your filthy crumbling stadiums
I love your favela lifestyle
I love your hedonistic lifestyles
I love fucking your women without my lifestyle condoms on
I love laughing at your men fall for traps with bigger dicks than their own
I love your beautiful flag
Brazil is a corporate paradise!
Brazil is a hipster's wet dream

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>Rooney and Terry are the only English players on World XI 55-man shortlist... but Ozil misses out

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3335064/FIFPro-World-XI-Lionel-Messi-Cristiano-Ronaldo-Neymar-shortlisted-two-English-stars-make-55-man-list.html

>FIFA

>>63803203

>le Star Wars man

>>63803579
>that list
so fucking dropped

>>63803579
where the fuck is gary medel or claudio bravo pham

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>>63803950
>casilas in
>navas in
>treble winning Bravo omitted

hmm

>>63803992
also winner of the copa america

What needs to happen for England to hold on to that precious 4th place qualifying spot?

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>work hard to win the DM spot
>knee gets crocked
>Wenger buys a goat new DM
>everyone forgets about you
>contemplate transfer
>new dm gets injured
>get to play again

The life of the coq is hard

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XALTZA5VZQU

>>63795841
>that naldo tackle

every fucking time

this would have been theo out for multiple months

>Look at Arsenal FB page
>video of an indian-american couple from Tennessee with their two kids in Arsenal kits, die hard Gooners
>they have full on southern appalachian accents
Holy fucking shit, i didn't even realize we existed in Tennessee

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>>63805451
>we

>>63805553
m8 im 2nd generation indian-american. i meant that i didnt realize indian americans even lived in Tennesseee

#Khedira when bros?

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>>63805553
>not being part of the Arsenal family

>>63805573
stop

>>63803579
Lol that was voted by players.
I don't really get it. You'd expect that a fair few would autistically watch all the football they can and know what's going on. I mean it's literally their life.

>>63801235
Well. It´s more positive than "We have Chambers who can play DM and we have Flamini and Arteta. Answer is not always to buy."

>>63800637
Yfw Joel on loan is the furthest an Arsenal player has gotten in the CL in years

>>63806156
how far did he get?

BIG SEAN!!! QUICK LOOK AT THE LIONS V EAGLES GAME!

Anyone know where to find a torrent for the Mac version of the new fm lads?

>>63806659
>mac

you don't deserve anyone spoonfeeding you

>>63806659
Not even the Windows version has been cracked yet, nor will it be any time soon. Mac will take longer, if they even bother. You're better off just buying it, it's only £25 on CDkeys.

>>63804517
English teams taking the Europa League seriously
So not going to happen and it'll be their own fault

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>Özil not on the FIFA 11 list
>Douglas Costa is
Y

>>63806318
Ro16

>>63807073
thats what happens when you only play good for half a season

>>63807144
>Ukrainian league
>hard
Pick one and only one
Costa has been good at Buyern and the Bundesliga is alot easier than the prem not to mention that he has some of the best players on the world around him

>>63807388
premier league parity is just a meme

>>63807144
kill yourself

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>>63807485

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>Call yourself a Gooner? Prove it by personalising your profile picture with this frame! #WeAreArsenal
>Go on, click ‘Try it’!

I hope none of you normies actually do this

>>63808288

>having a profile

Holy shit Sturridge is turning into Diaby.

Feel bad for the guy. He was sick a couple years ago.

Özil smokes, drinks, got tattoos and celebrates christmas. Is he denouncing Allah?

>>63808803

He has a doge too don't forget

>>63808466
>replying to tripfags

>>63805761
>>63805761
>You'd expect that a fair few would autistically watch all the football they can and know what's going on. I mean it's literally their life.

You mean lik the way you come home from work, and immediately open the Wal-Mart catalogue and start reciting merchandise codes, or stand by the entrance door to your apartment building, waiting to "greet" people?

Cheeky DM in the bag lads.

>>63809506
literally who

>>63809459
>Australia
>Wal-Mart
I work at Target. dickhead.
I get what you're saying but some people would have to be absolutely obsessed since childhood to make it.

>romo

do people still reply to tripfags here? why?

>>63810657

Life's too short to hate

>>63810657
Jamaican pays us with Cara nudes to agree with him

Unreal how fucking shit Sanogo is.

COYS

>>63811041
whats more unreal is that wenger got rid of afobe and kept akpom and sanogo.

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>>63811327
only a matter of time until theyre sold at a loss

>>63811327
>implying Based Benny won't return and become an Arsenal legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb3i8PPO14U

who /riddims/ here?

How is Sanogo a professional footballer?

>>63811413
postal service didnt want him and then he somehow tricked his way into the pros

chelsea arsenal europa league final when lids

People shit on Sanogo but I'd rather take the word of someone who follows him, desu.

>In his 15 minutes on the pitch Ajax scored a goal. He wasn't involved in the build-up or anything but I'm sure it's not a coincidence. As to his performance, he got one chance but his shot got blocked at the near post. His second chance came after some good play down the right hand side, in which he played a back heel to Cerny, who returned the ball to Sanogo, only for him to drag his shot wide. After that the ref blew his whistle and Ajax won 2-1.
>Positives here are that Sanogo is back to fitness and demonstrated good hold-up play and performed well in his role as pinch-hitter. One glaring weakness though, his confidence seems to be really low at the moment and it looks like it's going to be a long road for him to ever gain some of his confidence back.

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Ahh i found where all the ABL'S went after we qualified! see you fags there soon!

Sanogo used as sacrifice when?

>>63812353
Preparing the Plane of Prostration right now tbhonest
Crom Cruach shall grant us a bountiful season

>>63812647

You should him in that bee mask like nic cage in wicker man

>not the bees

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>>63812797
Winter though, no bees left
Also not sure if he's a first-born so it mightn't work
>tfw no FA Cup threequel

>>63813190

I'm thankful today that i read that file name

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>>63811413
>tfw he genuinely made the difference in the FA cup final
>played well against Buyern as well
>those 4 goals against in pre season

Now he'l be lucky to find a championship team that will take him, my god

>>63811443
>yids, liverpool, chelsea and arsenal among the last 16

epl's european dominance is back la

Delete your nigger shit and never come back

>city going to get pep and messi

pls no

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Anyone know of any Premier League streaming services? I got Fox Soccer Plus on my PS4 but it's only Bundesliga and Champions/Europa League

>>63814538
reported

>>63814901
You mean streams for games on matchday? Just use ronaldo 7 like everyone else man

>>63814901
isn't it on the nbc channels?

>>63807073

because Douglas Costa is already better than Ozil in his entire career

>>63814880

>people still believe Messi would ever move from Barca besides to retire in Rosario Central in Argentina

>>63814901
>paying to watch guys kicking a ball

baka desu lad

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>>63814880
>800.000 £ a week
madness

>>63815270

If they can afford it then >we could.

>>63814901
It's NBC over here, what state do you live in?

Quick

Someone post a handsome lad

Pato hasn't had a major injury in 3 years and the last injury he had he was out for 2 weeks

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>>63817558

>Pato

Why can't we just buy Messi lads?

#WelcomePato

>>63817738

My LANSfu :3

Pato welcome to Arsenal vid when lads?

>>63817894

Probably already out there tbhonest.

>wanting pato

>>63817915
There's this one la
https://youtu.be/X2_GnbwNJrg

>>63817935

people who post on 4chan dont know shit about football. Even more Arsenal fans.

>>63818265
Its almost as if the world's biggest sport would have a shit load of people who don't understand the intricacies of it. The average football fan is fucking clueless, even by /sp/ standards. There's a reason pundits have jobs despite rarely saying anything interesting or insightful despite most of them being former pros.

>>63817935
>>63818265

>Being rude

>>63817935
>>63817941
I swear to god we already went through the Pato meme a few summers ago. Is the striker market so dead that people have to start reusing the same ones? They managed to come up with new CBs/BBDMs to link >us to every window for christ's sake

somebody Photoshop pato in an arsenal pic

>>63818732
*Arsenal kit

>>63818657
when

Poop is going to city, kloppo is at the koppo, mouyes wont be sacked, pochettino and koeman already know how to beat wenger.

What will we do lads?

>>63819677
Last 4 games against spuds have been 2 draws a win and a loss.

>>63819677

#WengerIn

>>63819715

Agreed

#WengerIn

>>63819714
>5 points in 4 matches ever being good enough against those crybaby shit-sippers

>>63819715
This. Who else is left really?

>>63819857
Ancelotti
Spaletti
Blanc
Bielsa
Arteta
Viera
Bould

>>63819857

Based dragan with Henry assistant.

>>63819837
I didn't say it was good but u said that poch had Wenger beat when its not true at all

Is Pato's real name Pato is he memeing like most hues

>>63819857
Wenger is waiting for the right replacement. He wouldnt leave the club hanging after almost 20 years

>>63795841
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/3udf62/indoctrinated_my_fianc%C3%A9_into_supporting_the/

top Kuck

>>63795841
>54
I didn't know football shirts having >23 numbers was a thing

>>63808803
he's too nice to be a muzzie desu

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>Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge has suffered a new injury setback after a foot problem in training ruled him out against Bordeaux in the Europa League.

Is he the new English Wilshere? really wish he would get fit before the euro's

>>63817773
>>63805572
>>63805582
>>63803727
>>63803950
>>63804074
>>63805761
>>63803003
Don't reply to tripfags. They shitpost for (You)'s and you guys constant give them a reason to be here.

Fucking stop it. You're the cancer killing /sp/ and making this shit general even worse. Stop it.

>>63821886
Yes? Doesn't City have players on 99?

>>63820896
Memeing. His full name is Alexandre Rodrigues da Silva. Obviously da Silva is common as fuck, so make something unique. He was likely encouraged to do so based on his talent and him being "the next Fat Ronaldo". Marketing trick. But he got injured and never fulfilled his potential.

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>>63795920
Yep, this is still hurts as much as it did that day. Fuck.

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>>63823029
Pato's injury problems are pretty unique I think. Apparently he grew like 3 or so inches since he signed for Milan when he was 18 and that's why he lost most of his pace. I guess his body couldn't handle him growing and putting on more weight and went full Diaby on him.

He's got like 26 goals in 56 odd matches this season but it's the >hue league and like you said i doubt he will ever fulfill his potential

>>63823309
What are you talking about? We never played Barcelona when they had Larsson

Couldn't watch the game against Dinamo lads, was it actually convincing?

>>63823438
Was a very good game to watch, everyone played well even Joel

>>63823438
It was really solid, huebro. Only one match doesn't prove anything, but if they're able to keep up this form >we might have hope for the rest of the season.

>>63823460
>>63823501
Thanks, that's reassuring after that awful performance against WBA. As a sidenote, how is Sanchez still alive?

>>63823352
are you trolling? that was the EL final...

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>>63823634
Well apparently “He had a little hamstring alarm but we will see how he recovers from that". So hopefully we can rest him for Norwich since he should be able to win without him

>>63823685
Oh shit yeah I forgot, good thing it wasn't the big one huh?

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>mfw looking at Saturday's fixture list

>>63823790
how could you forget i literally was about to kill myself after it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsdMmDwCY10

>>63823997
Man FIFA graphics getting more and more realistic

>>63823685
>>63823634

Don't reply to tripfags. They do it for (You)'s.

>>63823798
What's wrong?

>>63819936
>Bielsa
>Le 3 centre backs formation man
>Le live in a shack in the training complex man
He's a great manager, but he isn't made for the EPLel. Besides, he would leave after two seasons throwing a tantrum about how the Board didn't comply with every single one of his demands.

>>63819936
>Ancelotti
ok
>Spaletti
literally who, coached roma through their 7-1 against united, no significant titles, displaced by fucking avb
>Blanc
again, really? way too early to tell
>Bielsa
fucking why? the definitive meme manager with more hipster tactics than fucking pep
>Arteta
you're just hoping now
>Viera
way too fucking early again
>Bould
probably would be the wrong decision

I hate you. You make Americans look bad

>>63824951

>He's a great manager, but he isn't made for the EPLel

actually thats the perfect league for him. You just have to have a team that plays good despite not winning anything in years. And people will stay praise you. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>63825122
>And people will stay praise you
wena nido

>>63825122
So, anybody not Chelsea, Arsenal, City or United? Okay.

>>63825122
le epic xD

>>63803175
>what the fuck is it with Arsenal and injuries?
Probably hired shamans instead of medics.

>>63803203
Jesus Fucking Christ.

>>63803579
>Lewy in
YES
E
S

>>63805898
Notice how his statement has two variables and how both can mean no signing on their own.
_IF_ finds the right quality he will do _SOMETHING_. Fucking big time bullshit. It's like he doesn't even notice the "short bench" problem.

>>63814880
>Kompany on attack
>Messi RB
>Aguero on goal
>win the league with 50 games undefeated

>>63821380
Thought Kloppo was supposed to be the right one, but he's tainted now.

>>63825122
You'd have to win things at first, revolutionize the country's football, and build a stadium from scratch first though

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that's actually rather difficult and would require a top class manager to pull off. hmm

>>63825506
Also, consistently finish in top 4 and at least make it out the CL group stage each season on a tight ass budget.

>>63825526
What's with this fog today, Warszawabro? I thought it couldn't get worse after I froze my ass off yesterday.

>>63795920
If Wenger wasn't such a CHEAP CUNT you'd have had a REAL goalkeeper as your 2nd choice and he'd have saved that easy.

Forget the hate on Almunia, it's not his fault he was there.

Fuck Wenger.

>>63825496
>Thought Kloppo was supposed to be the right one, but he's tainted now.

Kloppo's style of football is different from Wonga's. He even said so himself. Wonga wouldn't let him near his team. My guess is that the next manager will be someone who've played underneath Wonga. It won't be for a couple of more years though. I hope to see Wonga beat Fergie's record as the longest serving manager

PS. There's a good selection to choose from
>Adams
>Vieira
>Henry
>Bergkamp

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>>63825606
>getting beat at your near post
>twice in one game

Yeah i'm still never going to forgive that shitty spaniard

>>63825612

Nigga there is no way any of those scrubs will be taking over at one of the most valuable teams in the world. No experience at all.

Wenger will probably try to get someone lesser known in for the long term rather than join the merry-go-round most other big clubs have. Whoever it is will have proper management experience though. As I said earlier stoijkovic and ex-player assistant would be my choice. Henry assistant to take over if it all goes tits up.

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>>63825626

Yep, curse that Almunia fuckup till the day you die, but remember. It's fucking Wengers fault he was even there. FUCKING WENGER REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shoulda had a decent backup not a cheap cunt he found playing in the second division or something like that.

No fucking joke, I'm a better goalkeeper than Almunia.

>>63825576
>-2
>freezing your ass
You softie.
Anyway, fog happens sometimes (quite often really), but it's nothing that bad. It's always worse when it rains, since all the "weekend drivers" get in their cars and jam the whole damn city.
Bonus point for fog is that I don't have to see others on my way.

Seen Legia yesterday? Why aren't they playing with both strikers on all the time is a real mystery for me. Every time they're on it works especially good.

>>63825612
Having a different style or whatever is not bad on its own, though. Kloppo has that one thing Wengerism lack - ability to mentally reinforce his players (or however you'd call it, morale or else). They both coach (or coached in case of Kloppo's BVB) similar teams, with lots of young talents and less money spent. They both had some great successes that were overshadowed by their richer competitors (alas it was a little bit easier in Germany since there was only one really rich club above them). And both know how to set a team of "less value" to win.
>Adams
>Vieira
>Henry
>Bergkamp
Great players. Literally who managers.

>>63825686
This better not devolve into >Moyes2.0 London bugalloo.

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>>63825702
To be fair though, who expected Jens to get a red card in the FUCKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

OUR FIRST CL FINAL EVER

fuck man, I don't even know if anyone else has been sent off in a CL final before or since.

>>63825750

feelsbadman.jpg

Do you know what feels even worse? Watching CL highlights from the 2000's

Every team in Europe feared facing a Premier league or Serie A side, even Barcelona/Real Madrid/Bayern.

Back then, facing Arsenal/Liverpool or Man Utd or the Milan clubs in the Champions league was something that put fear into the heart of any opponents.

Those days are long gone :(

>>63825686
>>63825723
Like I said, I figured Wonga will leave in about 6-7 years after killing Fergie's record

In that time
>Adams
If he continues as the sporting director at Qabala (in a shitty country called Azerbaijan who've managed to reach the Europa League this year) or at some other club, he will have 8+ years experience

>Vieira
If he continues as the manager of NYCFC, he will have 6+ years of experience

>Henry
Right now he's working with the Academy's youth, building a good relationship with them. Still earning his managerial badges though

>Bergkamp
Assistant manager at Ajax since 2011. He is the most qualified in my opinion if you give him some more years


Also let's not forget that Wonga was also a literally who when he first came to Arsenal

Injuries out
Wenger out

>>63825723
>softie
Low temperature never really bothered me until I stopped being fat. I need sun more than a fucking reptile now.

>the Legia mystery
The real mystery of our whole league is how the managers are even worse amateurs than the players. I cringe everytime I watch them trying to execute an offside trap. Luckily I stopped giving a fuck a while ago.

>>63825801
thank god.

having english, or far worse, italian teams is terrible

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>>63802111
maybe arsenal has made a slight autistic child out of every player, I mean Alexis and his dogs is pretty sad when he can get mad pussy

>>63825686
You vastly overrate Arsenal as a force/influence in world football.

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>>63825801
I guess that's the problem when the whole league grows and any team can literally beat any team. I mean the last 5 winners have been Bayern (Need i say more), Madrid/barca 3 times (The two most powerful clubs in spain, get like 80% tv deal money, basically control spain bar the odd Atletico slip) and Chelsea (who finished 6th lel)

So apart from the odd GOAT defensive display and english heart english clubs are fucked in the CL

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>>63825977
Adding onto to this, look at the previous 6 finals before that. 2 English winners, with English teams present in 5 of them! (Including an all english final!)

Where did it all go so wrong man ;_;

Any of those players taking over would be like Giggs having permanently replaced Ferguson. Not happening. I specifically mentioned how much the club is worth. You think the owner is going to let Tony Adams manage the club he paid £700m for? Adams being the most qualified of those former players anon mentioned.

i love arselel

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>>63825963
>Liverpoo lurking in the thread 24/7

>>63825834
>I need sun more than a fucking reptile now.
Hopefully, with low temperatures comes high pressure which will guarantee lots of sun.
Keep warm.

>The real mystery of our whole league is how the managers are even worse amateurs than the players.
Ah Jesus fuck, don't even know where to begin.
Real miracle for our NT Manager, he seem to be the only one person in the country to know what he's doing.

>Harry Kane wants to stay and win titles at Tottenham

good way to start your day

hello where are the bargain

>>63802733
What is Wenger saying in that gif?

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>>63826725

>>63826762
>what the fuck shit
??

>>63825750
Drogba got sent off in 2008 which meant jt took the deciding pen.
No one else though.

>>63827103
That JT slip. . . . .

Fucking how man, just how.

Van de sar had completely gone the wrong way as well.

JT is one of the LAST people you'd expect to choke at that moment.

Kinda mirrors Bastian for Bayern vs Chelsea in 2012 though doesn't it.

Though Cech pulled of a great save there, Bastian didn't miss, but you'd expect Bastian to smash it not try side foot it past big Pete.

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>Wenger on Chelsea being in the title race: >"Mathematically, you can't rule out the bottom teams."

top bendnter meight

>>63827793
>Mourinho smashes up his Wenger shrine
>Cries himself to sleep cuddling Wengers old puffy jacket that he rescued from the skip
>Loses at the weekend
This I predict

Please tell me Alexis will play the next match.

>>63828390
i hope not
it's norwich, >we can win without him

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Edu Gaspar [Corinthians general sporting manager] on Alexandre Pato to Arsenal: "I had lunch with Arsène, he asked about him & others." #afc

>>63828670
literally happening

>>63828670
>& others

who's worth buying there?

>>63828716
Malcom

>>63828739
he plays in the middle m8?

>>63828781
He's a winger that's not shit

Based Edu selling us the goat for cheap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOt51n3UXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xSULC9GqC8

>>63818475
He had a purple patch three months ago, but thats it, hes been shit since that spell.

>>63828871
It's not his fault that you uncultured monkeys don't know how to create for a young up and coming artist.

>>63828739
>malcom
LEL

Ah, i love how you guys are so naive about brazilian players.

>>63828896
Do you know who is feeding him, don't you? Ganso, m8.

>>63828919
the Ganso is good meme is dead

>>63828919
might as well get rivaldo & ronaldinho to create if you want to talk about washed up creative players

>>63828935
>yfw pato means duck in english
>yfw ganso mens swan in english

Only in brasil.

>>63828947
>yfw rivaldo is the president of a club here
>yfw he still plays
>yfw he and his son scored in the same

>>63828899
It always have been like that

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>lose to west brom
>fluke a draw vs spurs

>lol we are still title challengers guys

you'll be lucky to get 4th again

>>63828670
The fact he's talked about this publically is enough for Arsene to not want to deal with him further.

Pato is not going to happen.

>>63795841

Why does an Irish Club have so many CHIMPANZEES on the field?


Why does an Irish Club have so many CHIMPANZEES on the field?


Why does an Irish Club have so many CHIMPANZEES on the field?

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> The 30-year-old Miami Heat forward grew up in south London and is an Arsenal fan.

>Deng says he cannot bear to tip Tottenham to beat Chelsea and is backing the Gunners to bounce back from last week's defeat at West Brom when they play Norwich on Sunday.

>"You already know what I am going to say about that game," he told BBC Sport. "The Gunners will win, and we are on our way back to the top of the table."

Thank you Based Deng

>>63828390

>>63828958
Ganso is goose, swan is cisne

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>>63829192

>>63829247
Oh, that's right, my bad.

>>63829192
can he play cdm?

>>63829333
He's got basketball athleticism. Won't last 90 minutes football let alone midfielder

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Wenger should play this team
Sub on Alexis at HT unless we are 3-0 up or something

>>63828670

>Literally being 3 days late