/HEEM/

For those who are interested in reading earlier /heem/ musings, this is a link to the previous thread
>>63666779

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first for Rockhold

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>you will never have a dogbro like Maximus Arlovski

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>>63670854

Why is Silva still trying?

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Chilling out to some Jessica Jones tomorrow and the fights the next day mfw

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First for qt 3.14 Joanna

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>>63670919

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>>63670919
>first

>>63670919
>>63670940
>these pitiful standards

looks like a grim reaper horse m8s

>>63670876
Thanks Aus-bro, ever since the Rousey fight we've had casuals fucking up our daily /heem/ threads.

baka desu lad

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xth for memes

>>63670945
Was she the first one to join the team?

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>It's a 'link to the previous thread' thread

>>63670917

Blacked 2bh

>>63670968
>ever since the Rousey fight
How fucking new are you?

>>63670968
a bunch of goofs and dummies. we gotta do our best to set them right through friendly guidance

>>63670988
No, I think matt Serra gets that honor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGEmNNi-6NU

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>>63670956
I want to heem you 2bh lad

>>63670968
>>63671024
pretty funny considering I was here before either of you

Can someone please post a webm of Weidmans elbow on Munoz?

>>63670919
she looks better with some bruising, more women should try this

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>>63671041

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>>63671111

>>63670919

>Fighting 4 rounds with a broken hand and still winning

Immense respect. Meanwhile Ronda keeps running into the same punch over and over, and is already gassed after a round.

THAT GUY IS MY HERO

For a brisk walkout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuWQyfGa1yI

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>>63671091
Anything for a friend.

Trivia: How many strikes did Munoz land in this fight?

>>63671270
for my debut at transweight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohldk_DzcLk

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>>63671283
>tfw 3 baby left hooks put you away

Anybody got a link to a video of that interview Chael had with the replica belt? I can't seem to find that shit anywhere family

>>63671280
has there ever been a more sound of silence moment?

>>63671315
Was it on that Canadian father and son show?

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>>63671091
and now one in non-slow mo, or as I've taken to calling it, "real mo"

>>63671316
I just laughed IRL like a retard

>>63671283

Boxing and footwork on par with Ronda

>>63671338
Nah I think it was on ESPN

>>63671313

But seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qppKbg_91-o

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>>63671316
I love Werdum

>>63671315
was either Highly questionable with Dan LeBatard or OTR with Landsberg I can't remember

just tried looking for it too but couldn't find it which is weird seeing as I've seen it loads of times on YT

In fact it was definitely highly questionable, he says "correct me if I'm wrong but that's a fake belt" or something similar and Chael says "yeah I will correct you, you are wrong." etc etc "welcome to two thousand and Chael"

YOU CAN'T PLAY GAMES INSIDE THE OCTAGON

>>63671411
Yeah that's exactly the one I'm looking for. The youtube links I was able to find for it turned out to be private videos now for some reason, now I can't really find it anywhere, shit is hilarious, I wanted to watch it again.

>>63671439
just had a relook, turns out the entire Highly questionable youtube channel is gone...

>>63671399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKI2wHixJl8

werdum time

>>63671448
Shit, I guess I'll just have to stick to clips for Chael shit talking. Its a shame, that interview is funny as hell.

>>63671283
that looked like the concussion-arms-up-thingy right there

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>>63671494

>>63671188
Hey! Let's not forget that Ronda dumped a whole bunch of experience points into her Rock Star stat, but didn't match that with points into Endurance. Holm on the other hand had literally 0 points in her Rock Star stat which meant she used much less energy.

>>63671477
yeah man disappointed as well, loved going back and checking that stuff out from time to time. No one did it like Chael did it

Most likable fighters?

1. Werdum
2.
3.
4.

Okay go

>>63670854
is that tyson? story?

>>63671510
plus Ronda had been doing a lot of big raids whereas Holm was farming mobs

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I'm gonna heem my doordasher if she doesnt hurry the fuck up

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>>63671517

>>63671517
He's a fucking madman, the Anderson Silva shitalking was amazing

>>63671525
He's friends with Dana, attends events and weigh-ins sometimes. The picture doesn't capture it but he was really amused by their altercation.

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>that good feeling when you come across a high test slag on facebook and her photos are public

On topic though, did you did Jones' fucking cat??

https://instagram.com/p/-RzoP3MDBt/

>>63671544
>friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc-lRs_HbvI

>>63671525
Tyson loves Mixed Martial Arts. Was a huge fan of Fedor, and I believe he's a big fan of Jon Jones too?

>>63671525
>story?

>>63671590
>Jones' fucking cat??

sure is a lot of new today

>>63671590
I've always felt that having a crazy exotic pet is like objective #1 for any rich cokehead

>>63671590
>high test
>literally no hips

nah brah

this will prob interest Italy and Ausbro

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/19/9765700/ufc-to-partner-with-victory-fighting-championship-on-fight-pass

>>63671590
That woman is disgusting. Literally Ke$ha mode.

Loretta Hunt @lorettahuntmma 12m12 minutes ago
Holly Holm's schedule for next few days: everything from NFL on Fox to Wall St Journal to ESPN car wash. Another MMAer has got her foot in door

bigger than soccer

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>>63671708
For reference.

>>63671716
Oh goy, hope they don't over saturate her like they did with Honda
#LEROUSEYREVOLUTION

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>>63671525
UFC 160. Tyson was there to see Cain and just hang out on stage because he's Mike Fucking Tyson and can do what ever the hell he wants. Khabib Nurmagomedov was HYPE before he was suspended.

https://youtu.be/0mOp6IJT4L4

>>63671523
hunto

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>>63671663
Hey nice. I have a few webms collected from the VFC YouTube channel.

>>63671819
brootal

>>63671523
Weidman, Holm. Frankie

>>63671343
>"real mo"

*snort*

>>63671785

They can oversaturate her all they want, she's a humble gal and she fought the perfect fight and won't try to be some feminist icon she isn't.

>>63671844
wiedman isnt lovable but frankie def is
BJ penn and hughes if we are counting retired fighters

>>63671523
werdum, hunt, lawler, frankie

>>63671523

Cowboy and Mark Hunt up there for sure

>>63671523
marky hunto

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>>63671907
No Hughes.

How can somebody not love this guys,? Maybe they don't know him well enough

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>>63671819
noice

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>>63671897

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>>63671450
I forgot how much of a cunt Luke and Cornball were to him, as well as HABIB. Fuck AKA.

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>>63671962
Oh nice I think I have a webm of that fight as well. Colombian MMA best MMA.

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>>63672054
What is it with fighters and corn snacks

Why won't Schaub stop calling himself white?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vomhIvxqulg
top kek

>>63672054
thats what i thought too. never saw it before though. is to late too join the chris team?

Jon just deadlifted 600 lbs

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>>63672117
>he's not corn to the core

>>63672099
fukkk that was a crazy heem

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>that moment when Ronda hits the floor
>that moment when you realise she's out cold
>that painful two seconds of Herb not calling it
>that realisation that it is all over

>>63671525
>story?

Mike tyson at weigh ins looking at fighters.

>>63672139
is it on fight pass right now?

been a couple of months since I last subbed about time I got back on the case

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>>63672143
It's never too late to join the winners circle

>>63672197
Herb not insta calling it will always make me chuckle during the quiet moments in life

>>63672139
Holy is a classy qt.Loved how classy was against trashy rousey's behaviour.Also Holy family and bf look really nice people against the filth of Ronda.Anyway it was like poetry in the end,pure joy.Evil is no more

>>63672290

Herb is the type of ref to stay in the WTC until he's sure it's collapsing

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>>63672287
the chris there reminds me of pic related

>>63672290

>Lets Honda get beat into a literal living death
>Chad trips and herb calls it

literally rigged tbf family

>>63672290
she literally hit the floor opened the door and walked the dinosaur before BASED HERB reluctantly called it

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is dos anjos even making a face, kek it looks like hes just smiling normally.

>>63672467
hes a frankenstein

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>>63670854
Lion Fight is tomorrow night too

>>63671533


heem her anyway breh, take advantage

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I didn't watch the card but how shitty was the entire thing? Was the main event of two homeless men any good?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vomhIvxqulg

Memes are here

>>63672523
Yes just for watching an irishman main event lose on home soil

>>63672505
Yeah why watch MMgay with their fag grappling when I can watch literal whos practise one aspect of the game

>>63672505
Fuck off shill faggot

No one watches that trash

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my cousin's reaction to ronda's loss:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQmPHbzrlJI

>>63672505
Nice. Might tune in for that. Who's that Lion Fight cutie again?
Not a bad weekend of combat sports really. Anyone here tuning in for Cotto vs Canelo?

>>63672139

>SHES OUT

>>63672598
um we have watched the past half dozen lion fight muay thai events in /heem/ and all of them were awesome

>>63672580
you seem to be more interested in celebrity spotting than sports

perhaps TMZ.com would be more interesting for you?

E! channel on the cable jew might also be up your alley....

>>63672678
>making up random bullshit
lol I must have hit a nerve
Sorry but Lion Fights isn't MMA homo
I'll be watching MIXED martial arts tomorrow, not a single one

>>63672598
m8 Lion FIghts is the shit. Favela monkeys and thai convict doing their best to murder one another.

/heem/ always watches lion fights.

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>>63671523

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>>63672678
>um we
Um fuckboy.

hope my shitty internet can handle all the streams this weekend lads

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>>63672531
>"relax, slow down, slow down."
>cuts away before rondas death moan.

>>63671523

Ben 10
Cowboy
Jake Lindsey
DC

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>>63672934
>Jake Lindsey

Only been a fightfan for 2 years but this was the best fight I've ever seen

>>63672784
THERE'S MMA ON INSTEAD
WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS "I ONLY WATCH UFC" ISLAND

>>63672287


>Roidos Dos Anjos will keep the beltch with the new testing


:^)

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>>63672934
>DC
>likeable

>>63672934

He's just a huge dork that plays LoL but can (kind of) fight. His nickname is "The Librarian" because he's an actual librarian

>>63672973
yeah we know who he is, he's an /x/ poster. Unlikeable faggot with no chin

>>63672966
>going all caps

You seem bothered so I'll leave you to it.

Did Ronda's MMA career help her get into Hollywood? Because she's a shit actor and I'd feel like a complete mongoloid if I was the guy that hired her thinking she was a once in human history athlete.

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>>63672969

>DC
>Not likeable

>>63673018
choose two

>>63672989

Why wouldn't you root for a fighter that posts on 4chan?

>>63671188
>gassed
Listen, this is just my perception, and I could be wrong, but:

>Slows down in the 2nd round for seemingly no reason
GASSED
>Slows down in the 2nd round because of getting BTFO'd with punches during the first
NOT GASSED

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>>63671590

>>63671188
B-but Ronda wasn't 100%! She was distracted from all her media obligations and Edmond's financial issues! She was out of shape! We've never seen her gas like that before! Ronda's a way better fighter than Holly, Holly just got luck, right guys?

...guys?

*sob*

>>63673043
I actually did for the Jon Tuck fight

truth is bro I really wanted him to do well and he keep getting btfo so I pretend I hated him all along ;_;

>>63673003
Yeah, I think a lot of people like to go on about:
>Trash talking
>Personality
>Looks
etc, when it's really your performances that make you popular. People care about Ronda because of what she's done in the cage and how she's done it.

>>63673095
>People care about Ronda because of what she's done in the cage and how she's done it.

this couldn't be less true for the casuals

>>63672969
>>63673018
>>63673032

>Be DC
>Compete for D1 title in college
>lose on bullshit officiating
>come back and get named captain of Team USA for the Olympics
>kidney failure before the tournament, can't compete
>ex-wife's dad murders your dad
>your daughter dies as an infant
>instead of giving up and becoming an alcoholic, become UFC champion
>not liking DC

>>63673003

Only having 1 total loss in a combat sport is still elite af desu senpai

>>63672619
Women shouldn't be allowed to watch sports.

>>63673117
choose 9

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>>63673049
Ronda was so gassed she actually decided to take a nap in Round 2.

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>>63673117

>>63673117

Wow I didn't know all that about him. That puts things in a new light.

>>63672139
Great video actually

They could do a whole 2 hour documentary on the fight and it would be amazing.

>>63673163
whats uber

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>>63672951
he's super nice but happens to get beat up by top talents.

>>63673239

where do you live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mQZN08Q_ps

>>63673114
Well, it was really the 14 second Instagram video win that put Ronda on their radar. Kind of sad they they only get a few months of being 'superfans' before their hero gets Holly Heem'd.

>>63673275
texas

>>63673239
Taxi

>>63672139
>Blasting LL cool J - "Mama said knock you out" right after the fight ended.

Down to the very last detail, this fight and KO of Rousey was everything every FightFan could have ever dreamed of.

>>63673283

I think it was the Alexis Davis fight that got her tons and tons of casuals.

>>63673283
it's funny how that is. toiling in the unknown for years, putting together great performances but not getting widespread recognition, until something absolutely extraordinary finally happens, then you're finally recognized. happened to Andy too, the thing that finally put him on the radar was his front kick to Vitor's face.

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Aldo said he doesn't believe she'll fight again, stating her movie career and other things that do not involve fighting pay more.

Honestly, I think the same. If this was a movie the credits would have been rolling over a still image of Holly holding the belt and the American flag in the Octagon.

She's been mentally and physically owned, depending on who you talk to. Does she come back and the buzz is gone? Does she come back to be handled again?

>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/18/9754624/jose-aldo-doesnt-think-ronda-rousey-will-fight-again

>>63673369
Remember how Rogan gave Schaub "The Speech"? One of the primary points was exactly that; he had too much success outside of fighting which meant he wasn't going to push himself to death's door to be the best in the cage.

>>63673369

To her credit, she became the biggest star in the UFC in a division that previously didn't exist.

Fights cancelled brehs

>Daniel Cormier, 35, killed when Jeremy Stone, 40, strikes him from behind in hit and run accident and was later arrested for DUI on Camden Street in Rockland, Maine

>>63673400
someone call Qyburn
time for Ser Daniel Stronk

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night lads

weekend starts tomorrow, hoping for plenty of heems <3

Samefag from >>63673003

also I need noticed how much Ronda looks like trailer trash. She cleans up well, I'll give her that.

>>63673239
The free market's response to shitty taxi service.

>>63673396
Yeah but if it didn't exist, how would there be any stars to begin with? That was my whole problem, aside the huge bandwagon casuals, with rousey. The division was too young and not enough diversity for me to even be impressed by her. Even with her first right with Tate, I was just convinced she was a one trick bitch who only finished fights asap because she couldn't do anything else (I.e. vs Holm)

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>>63670981

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Will Khabeeb "the eagle" Nurmagomedov ever fight again /sp/?
pic unrelated

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>>63673369
I think Aldo is really talking about his own retirement. That's what Aldo has been talking about a lot lately, it seems..
Ronda is, at least so far, a terrible actress. So what's Aldo's point exactly, then? I think it's fair to say that she has enough money to retire quietly if she wants, though. And she was, annoyingly, talking about retiring before she's 30 (she turns 30 on February 1, 2017).
So, we'll see. Comparisons to Gina have been made ever since Saturday's loss, but the fact remains that Gina, unlike Ronda, is actually beautiful and an okay actress. I actually recommend everyone go watch In The Blood if you haven't already seen it.

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Who /HYPED/?

>http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/11/18/ufc-tj-dillashaw-dominick-cruz-toucher-rich/

Skip to the 2:00 mark.

>>63673643
>one trick bitch
It *is* a pretty good trick, though, to give her credit.

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>>63673684
I hope not. I hope his ass gets put on FBI watch list too for getting injured so much.

>>63673687
I watched In The Blood on Starz a while back. It was way better than I was expecting. However Range 15 will be way better.

>>63673643
>>63673731
Stop this! She is not a "one tricker", she's a "multi tricker" at the very least. She had more than just judo and armbars, she proved this against Alexis Davis and Sara McMann, ok.

She just happens to have no striking defence. Do you want to know my theory on that? I think it's because nobody in her training camp hits her during sparring. She has to look good for her media obligations, and she's the Golden Goose of her camp, so giving her a shiner with a cheeky straight would get you kicked out of that gym fast. So she got a lot of time to refine her offensive arsenal against fighters who were primary defending, but not against fighters who were looking to fire back.

>>63673835
>her offensive arsenal
I'll give you that she has a cheeky knee to the liver, but that's about it. I understand if you disagree.

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>>63674099
> not giving her a penis

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I think Jones browses this thread. A few days ago I wondered if he roided

>>63674099
is that mac from IASIP?

>>63674245
Yeah! He's been hanging out at BMF Ranch a bit recently.

>>63674229
/heem/ is the worst kept secret in MMA

> Confirmed lurkers
Brenda Schaub
Joe Lauzon
Jon Jones
Rory MacDonald
Tito Ortiz
Warmachine

>>63674229
is this nigga moving up to hw?

>>63674229
Back in July, just before Miesha/Jessica happened, people here were talking about how they felt about Miesha/Ronda 3 and I said 'Actually, I really want to see her fight Holly Holm.' Ever since then I've been wondering if Dana browses /heem/, haha.

>>63674456
I remember saying that UFC should fire Stitch, and the next day? Gone.

>>63674455
What I've been wondering is whether weight lifting is an effective method of moving up in weight class... whether the type of strength you get from doing Squats/Deads/Bench is going to translate in the cage. Anyone have an insight here?

>>63674510
lol you bastard

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>>63674323
UFC 200: Revengeance
Main event
>Rousey vs Holm 2 for the women's BW championship
>Demetrious Might Mouse Johnson vs Henry Cejudo for the FW Championship
>Phil "CM Punk" Brooks vs Rob "Mac" McElhenney WW bout
>Sage Northcutt vs Takanori Gomi (Pride of a Nation tagline) for UFC LW #1 contendership
>Todd Duffee vs Stefan Struve
>Paige van Zant vs Karate Hottie Michelle Waterson

>>63674528
Unless you're a complete noob or on roids you won't gain a lot of weight lifting.

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>>63674569
Stop scaring me, bro.

>>63673731
Of course, look where it got her. 12-0 until Saturday.

>>63674422
>No Cheick

I miss you Cheick

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>>63674587
>Everybody that's ripped is on roids
... Maybe so - I've never been a part of steroid culture. Look at what happened to zyzz ...

>>63674648
LISTEN GOOF! STOP BEING A FUCKING BOZO OR YOU'RE GONNA GET THE GOOFBALLS. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BUSINESS. ANYTHING RONDA HEADLINES SELLS LIKE THEM FUCKING YELLOW LANCE VANCE FUCKING WRISTBANDS FOR AIDS. THIS CARD WILL SELL LIKE HOTCAKES.WE'RE MAKING HISTORY HERE GOOFBALL. WOMEN ARE EQUAL AND I'M A FUCKING CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER

>>63674663
Cody's "Deadliest Catch" guillotine got him up to like 11-0 before he hit his ceiling.
>that video of Ronda on the verge of tears from the nerves when Cody was about to fight
She loyal, she true, she real.

>>63674569
hey. everything on there is fun but main and comain

duffy/struve means someone is gonna die

and who better then mac from always sunny to fight a fake wrestler. a guy who isn't tough but think's he's tough as a comedic character, but the actor is tough, actually beats the guy who plays a tough guy but is actually a bitch as the actor?

/asp/ here may we join? :)

BJJ/Judo/Wrestling and Muay Thai 3 times a week here over here in Texas Roberto Kaelins place

>>63674528
what the fuck else are you doing to do? Just eat a lot?

are you seriously asking

>>63674738
>hey. everything on there is fun but main and comain
kind of true

>Michelle Waterson vs Paige Vanzant
might be kind of prophetic. I would rather it was a Rose Vs Tecia rematch.

>>63674768
Nice mix. How many injuries so far?

>>63674768
go nuts, /heem/ is a fight thread. we talk mma, kickboxing, wrestling, judo, streetfights, bjj, boxing.

but usually street fights and mma .

who you pick for Mexico card asper

>>63671283
compare those chins lol

>>63674768
I am so sorry senpai :( I'm glad you guys are coming and getting away from that hellhole also what's your weights schedule?

>>63674712

I didn't say ripped. Anyone can get ripped as long as their BF is low enough.

Jones isn't a beginner to lifting and he's proabbly made his "noob" and intermediate gains. It takes years and years to make the kind of progress you'd make in months once those gains begin to stall, unless you're on roids.

If you want to gain ten kilos of lean muscle lifting weight, you gotta hit the gear, or lift for a decade.

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>>63674789
There are certain... alternative methods...

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Who HW here?

>>63674768

I train(ed) MT once a week. Had to stop because of joint pain but still hit the bag every now ad then.

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>>63674768
Anyone and everyone is welcome to /heem/ friend. People actually tell you when card start and hand out links. But here are some pointers
>if you train you are not welcome
>tripfags are not welcome
>no one in /heem/ actually "tranes" in anything
>sans for one "fighter" in /heem/ whose fighting style is Crossfit and trains in Crossmeme
>about 95% of /heem/ is keyboard warriors who are not limited to
>threatening you physically
>threatening your family
>saying they could knockout anyone in the 125lb division
>saying they could heem Ronda Rousey (which is possible now)
>BBC worship
>doxxing (Danger Canada! Ariel)
>LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
>discussing feels
>fashion discussion
>feels discussion
>German sex tapes being leaked
>liberal/conservative discussion
>telling teenagers to cut their hair because of Cancer
>harassing reporters during their weekly livestream or immediately downvoting their posts on Reddit or asking them "what percentage of fighters are on PED's?"
>Fedor sucked dick / Fedor was the GOAT
>Anderson Silva sucked dick / Anderson was the GOAT
>GSP put me to sleep / GSP was the GOAT

If you are fine with any of the above welcome

is manhoeff natty?

>>63674833
wtf is this supposed to be

>>63674832
Ah, well... does being suspended count as out competition? Could he have been randomly tested while he was out?

>>63674886
>reporters
Luke, go to bed.

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tfw no lellator banters

>>63674964
That's a fair question actually. If that hypothesis is correct, perhaps we'll see more fighters committing "convenient crimes" to get themselves suspended and therefore be able to safely use PEDs

>>63674844
Your body will become used to the joint pain, also if you're constantly throwing heavy punches lighten up on them. Check your form too and asses from there :)

>>63674886
Fedor is and will forever be the GOAT, he wasn't called the last emperor for nothing.

>>63675047
>conspiracy shit
Actually plausible.

>>63675043
> name someone with worse TD defense

You cant

>>63675110
his little brother melvin guillard

>>63675083
Consider this, and we'll use Rampage as an example because he's a fun guy
>Rampage fights Gian Villante or someone like that
>probably a few minor injuries in training, maybe some injuries on fight night
>next day, go out and wank in public (maybe to completion)
>get suspended from UFC
>get your PEDs going to recover from injuries in a timely manner
>do a bit of community service
That's a win overall isn't it?

>>63675142
I don't understand if you're saying the point is to get to wank in public or to do PEDs...

>>63674245

Where do you think they got the dick towels?

>>63673369
Wow, if that happens she should be stripped of all her belts and have her official record be 0-1. She's fucking 28, she's not even been fighting for 5 years. She can literally double her career length and still be younger than the woman who beat her.
It's just not acceptable to be that much of a quitter in a sport that's supposed to be tough.

>>63673369
>being this much of a big baby

Have no respect for her

>>63675251
Ronda was already talking about quitting, though. I agree it's ridiculous.
Miesha, even, has been talking about quitting. I find it disgusting.

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>yo Ronda, what kinda reaction you want after your loss senpai?

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>>63676180
Who's that on her left? OC shoop?

>>63670854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_t0EExzipg&t=0m15s

is there anything he can't do?

>>63676704
dunk

>>63676723
yeah got him there, forgot about that. can't dunk or drive

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>it's not december 12 yet

:(

>>63676733
lol - nice one canada
>>63676735
BUT IT'S SO FUCKING CLOSE

>>63671504
>that incomplete sentence
my autism hurts

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Fucking journalists - these people are getting paid below minimum wage to generate absolute clickbait.

>>63676704
>inb4 jon overtrains and joins Cain and Khabib in snap city

>>63674833
when will they ever learn?

Is Holly Holm gonna be pushed and presented like Ronda has been?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_REsFo784

is holly's husband a kek?

>>63676954
I don't really have a problem with an MMA fighter getting pushed... I've never rooted against a fighter. UFC 189 sold 825K, right? UFC 193 sold over a Million. That's fucking amazing for MMA.
Really, I hope that Holly takes the next week or so and does a bunch of press and gets a lot of people into the sport.

>>63676967
>start with C
Holly is nice lady. You shut your mouth.

>>63676735
Aldo confirmed for not showing up

If he was there would have been a world tour by now

>>63677058
Yeah, seems like they need to get on the ball with promoting the fight. If he doesn't show up they'll definitely strip the belt.

>>63677058
>If he was there would have been a world tour by now

those guys are in training camp, you know?

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Kek

>the city of Travis Browne

>>63677091
Haha, context? I guess this is a screencap from the thrill/agony thing?

>>63677099
it is, just after Ronda got ktfo I think.

>>63677114
>tfw honda housey's boyfriend

I wanted to bask in the joy of Holm beating Rousey so I came here, but what the fuck does 'heem' mean?

>>63677183
homosexually enjoying erect men

>>63677183
>Holly's
>Exclusive
>Exhilerating
>Memes

>>63677183
>Holly Even Evanders Mayweather

>>63671309
Is that legal??

>>63677058
I think the last world tour was too much for Aldo.
He probably refused to do it again

>>63677206
>>63677209

Seems legit

>>63677219
The only rule is... there are no rules!

>>63677183
Holly's
Elite
Evisceration
Militia

>>63677219
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts_rules#Fouls

>>63677219
course it is, it's actually brilliant if you can bull it off.

There needs to be a best of mma elbow montage. pretty sure jones would be the king

>>63677219
Nigga how casual are you?

>>63677261
Would be interesting. Elbows are a bit of a meme strike that casuals think are fight-ending, which are actually rarely significant.

>omg elbows
>elbows kill people!
>i cannot believe elbows are allowed!

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r8 my new tshirt heem

>>63677283
100/10

What is it?

>>63677267
Casual enough to feel really bad when refs don't instantly end fights when guys are down. That guy was getting pummeled and the ref just watched..

>>63677295
If it makes you feel any better, Weidman vs Munoz is widely considered to be the worst late stoppage in modern UFC history.

>>63677295
Well, people fall down all the time. The ref stops the fight when there's a KO or enough repeated damage that he feels like a fighter is in danger.

>>63677317
Were Filipinos petitioning for that ref to get fired?

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/17/9743962/which-camp-is-the-best-feasible-fit-for-ronda


So, /heem/, assuming Ronda switches camps at all, where should she go?

>>63677355
TMT

>>63677355
She could go pretty much anywhere and it would be a step-up

>>63677261
A good elbow does more damage then a good punch, and is far superior as a cutting tool, just worse for nailing one of the buttons to KO someone. It's like trying to hit a baseball straight with a piece of re-bar. your most likely gonna be just off the mark

>>63677355
TMT

>>63677355
AKA

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>>63677355

>>63677355
blackzillian

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>>63672197
>>that painful two seconds of Herb not calling i
Imagine the fight with Steve Mazzagatti as ref
>punch punch punch punch punch punch
>Fight back Ronda, or im calling it
>Punch Punch Punch
>ok ill allow it
>Edmond has to throw in towel to save his fighter

>>63677489
>>Edmond has to throw in towel to save his fighter

Edmond wouldn't do that. Ronda was doing beautiful.

>>63670854
supposedly we lost lim for the korea card, they are replacing him with the other Dong. there is now double dong on korea car and bang vs kuntz

>>63677058
They should really just have Conor start promoting the fight on his own. Ride on the success of Holly and 194 can be even bigger than 193.

>>63677539
Me. But I am banned because I am so good xD

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>>63677539
>MOBAS
im literally disappointed right now

>tfw skipped Uni

Am i an absolute madman lads?

>>63677621
which uni do you go to Mohammed?

>>63677640
The University of Kaffir

>>63677643
you could say that about my uni, probably the most Kaffir uni in London

>>63677652
Do you go to the London School of Economics? I used to go there until I got bored and transfered to Harvard instead..

>>63677661
Of course you did Chad, of course you did.

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>>63677058
>If he was there would have been a world tour by now
some people shouldn't be allowed to be on /heem/

Also, apparently Aldo that cheeky bugger has spread false rumors about being injuries in his camp to see if they pop up in the media.

>>63677661
I wish Ameribro, I go to Queen Mary. Its alright but its in a shit area

>>63677670
>Also, apparently Aldo that cheeky bugger has spread false rumors about being injuries in his camp to see if they pop up in the media.
So he's paranoid and worrying about snakes in the grass ontop of having to fight the future GOAT. How can anyone unironically think Aldo even stands a chance?

>Ronda "The Victim" Rousey punches intentionally after the bell and nobody says a word
Fuck this 'omg everyone is always against me' person.

>>63673391

Except most of Rhonda's success outside the ring has much more to do with her success in the ring in comparison to Schaub

>>63677735
She's only doing it to sell tickets and drama stuff she's not actually like that as a person..

>>63677774
So close to epic god-quints.
Not the best b8, tho, m8.

>>63677777
fuck you

>>63677777
Congrats

>>63677777
OHHHHH SHITTTTT
THE NEW, NUMBER ONE, GOD QUINT IN THE WORLD

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>>63677777

>>63677777
le ebin quint

may brutal heems and dank memes will come to you

>>63677788
Nice tripple dub yourself

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>>63677791
>>63677788
>>63677779
>>63677783
>>63677781
Thank you so much, friends. I truly pray that you never get Holly Heem'd.

Are we still posting our walk out songs?
https://youtu.be/WWpZC1bKfX8

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>>63677867

>>63677867
neat.

I wish fan/family reactions were shown more.

>>63677879
Always.

>>63677881
wrong board, please leave.

>>63677867
I swear they need to make a 2 hour version of this.

>>63677879
I think someone in the last thread probably posted the current goat walk out song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZmv7y_goLk
Until someone walks out to this... all other new walk out songs are invalid.

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>>63677894

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>>63677801

>Her lucky day was yesterday
>Today and tomorrow are mine
>Joes fucking face afterward

I love this girls personality and fighting style.

Can't wait to watch her fuck up some more Auschwitz warriors

>>63677914
>posting the wrong version
baka senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q-QH1XiCQw

>>63677867
Why is Bernie Sanders cheering on Holmes

>>63677919
Eh... I guess if you want to get everyone cringing.

Careful, Italy, you're on your way to becoming the new Canada.

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>tfw Chieck will never post again

what episode is aldo and mcgregor having a staredown on tuf?

How long until someone walks out to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYjt1-TEQk4

>>63677934
What?

>>63677959
>THE ISLAMIC STATE HAS ARISEN
>BY THE BLOOD OF THE PIOUS
hahaha you got to walk out to this you should win automatically by way of superior bants

>>63677917
what fight was this

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>>63677514
>Edmond wouldn't do that. Ronda was doing beautiful.
Edmond trains Ronda, Travis , Ellenburger, and Duke for free..
He`s such a giving guy, why do people hate him?

>>63677998
It's racism, plain and simple.

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>>63677960

>>63678005
Ah, well I've been too obsessed with Saturday's fight to even watch the last episode of TUF...

mayhem's having a twitter meltdown again.
https://twitter.com/mayhemmiller

>>63678013
finally. it's been what? a month?

>>63678017
almost! haha

>>63677994
Iaquinta vs Damm I think

>>63678013
>>63678017
>>63678025

Bones responded to this, but I can't find it right now.

>>63678028
he deleted it already, but some bot on >reddit saved it

@JonnyBones:

2015-11-20 10:09:59 UTC

Jason how do you go from having your own TV show to becoming completely irrelevant go sit your ass down somewhere racist

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>>63678000

>>63676735
>Urijah on the prelims
JUST

>>63678050
headlining the prelims is a pretty good spot to be in.