/heem/: Pray for DC Edition

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First for team captains

>>63643204
his hairline is receding a little bit

>>63643230

>Turkey wants to join EU

I'm moving to Russia if this happens.

>he's got big musclez so i know he'll win
Are Jon Jones fans literal children?

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>>63643204
R-Ronda NOOOOOOO

>Dana's face when Jones comes back and pisses hot

>>63643291
Some of his fans are literal children. He has a very large fan base with a varying range of ages.

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who /lanklet white boy/ here?

>>63643187
i don't know exactly what his situation is as far as being tested by USADA, a commission, or by the State, i know he's been reinstated by the UFC

he couldn't possibly be on thinner ice, he'd have to be a complete retard or just not give a fuck at all to be taking any illegal or banned drugs

>>63643291
Jesus.

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#RouseyRevolution

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>tfw less than 4 week til Rockhold is champ

>>63643204
based Turbo Nigga

>>63643356
His hairline is receding, too.

>>63643291
>fought once already
>Jones humiliated DC
>i-it'll be different in their second fight, guys!

Are DC fans really this delusional?

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>>63643382
:(

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>>63643356

why's he so based bros

>>63643404
DC beat gus much easier than jones did tho

>>63643360
>dana doesn't even flinch

>>63643404
It was a hard fought decision and Cormier hung in there until the end. I don't get where you guys get this shit where DC was somehow rekt bad. I'm not even a Cormier fan, he's just kind of there, but you people are ridiculous about things.

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>>63643421
typial rich cali kid who was given everything in his life. hes never faced adversity in his life. thats gonna change on december 12 tho

>replacing college fuckpuppets and party drugs with wholesome Christianity and weight lifting
Jonathon Bones is an inspiration to us all

>>63643416
literally bald

>>63643475
yeah i bet rockhold has never had to shit in his girlfriend's trash can

>>63643291
>>63643404
>2015
>being fans of mmma

When is Holly Holm fighting again?

/r/ing Rousey vidya cover. You know the one.

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>tfw Jones will never top this performance

>>63643291
It's been known for years that he wasn't dedicating himself to training like most fighters do. By comparison to a lot of top guys he was training part time.

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>>63643421
sex on legs pham

>>63643504
He'll be shiting in a bucket for a month once Wiedman is done with him

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>>63643445
>hard fought
>BTFO rounds 4,5

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>>63643445
>muh olympic wrestling
>jones says he can take DC down
>dc thinks it's untrue and rude
>jones proceeds to double leg and dump him several times

>>63643356
Champion of what?

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>>63643356
In what universe?

>>63643522
literally god-tier genetics

too bad being being in california ruined his personality

>>63643511
Actually when is the next Invicta card? They're usually fun

>>63643515
Just wait till he kills DC in the first round senpai

>>63643558
being born in*

>>63643533

His deadlift form is shit btw

>>63643539
That's not a big deal at all, Jon Jones is a great wrestler.
Not sure what that has to do with anything.

>>63643487
nice filename desu

>>63643445
People have trouble remembering the fight as competitive because the two most decisive rounds came at the end of the fight. That, combined with Jones punking Cormier at the very end, has led people to remember the fight as a one sided beatdown, rather than a fairly close fight.

Nobody remembers Jones was losing the 3rd round until he used his one free eyepoke to stop Cormier's momentum.

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>>63643587

>>63643587
hes lifts more than you tho

>>63643204
wew
e[]e
wew

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>>63643558
I'm willing to look past it if you are

>>63643617

Not technically. He uses belts, wraps, rubber bands and abuse of momentum to perform squats, deadlifts and pullups. Check his IG.

>Hit and run
>sentenced to 72 appearances in front of teenage boys who think he's awesome and white girls who want his D

Can anyone stop this man?

>>63643630
it looks like bisbing put rockhold's pants on

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If you were the guy in the black KMFDM shirt what would you do in this situation?

>>63643607
it was competitive, but it was not close

DC edged round 2, that's it

Jones comfortably won round 1 and 5, dominated 4, and even 3 was pretty decisive considering every media outlet that mattered gave him that round.

Did we ever get a final headcount for east coast 194 meetup?

>>63643676
>millionaire
>6'4
>228 pounds of muscle
>professional fighter

even i'm a little wet thinking about it

>Rory is fighting Hector Lombard in early 2016

Literally why. Why doesn't he fight Hendricks, or something"

>>63643515
Are there any other LHWs as small and weak as Shogun?

>>63643761
Maybe because they fight in different divisions?

>>63643761
Hendricks would wrestlefuck him to death

>>63643761
Why is Rory agreeing to fight that roider? He literally still looks jacked as fuck.

>>63643761
sauce?

also i hope lombard blacksplodes all over rory

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>>63643802
No he wouldn't

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>>63643600
You aint seen nothin yet.

the other day someone said UFC PPV events were on a 3 month delay to go free on the fight pass website.

That's not true, it's on a 1 month delay. The previous PPV Cormier vs Gus (192) is free. It's rather surprising.

If you impatient buyfag bastards were okay with following the sport 1 month behind everyone else, you would literally save ALL YOUR MONEY except the fight pass subscription.

You aren't paying to watch the fights. You get them free. You are paying $60 to socialize with fight fans and follow mma news. LOL

http://www.mmamania.com/2015/11/17/9751342/rich-franklin-detained-at-l-a-airport-after-mistaken-for-convicted-felon-mma

>tfw fucking hate Rose and think she's an ugly cunt who looks like a muscular midget boy
>tfw absolutely hated heem during tuf 20 when Rose posting had reached critical mass
>tfw really really want Rose to beat PVZ cause I just hate her that extra bit more

>>63643822
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/14/9733198/ufc-dana-white-rory-macdonald-will-fight-hector-lombard-next

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>looking at bikes with nazis instead of being there for Ronda

>>63643828
LMAO

>>63643826
she got that white girl rhythm

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>>63643612

Holy shit, I didn't remember this

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>>63643872
there's no need to be upset

>>63643883
most world dance champions are white

>>63643796
But Hendricks is a welterweight?

Fight club bro on?

How have you found it since you signed up?

>>63643940
Not anymore, hes too fat Dana making him move up

>>63643931
stormweenie pls

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>>63643940

>>63643872
maybe the most neckbeard post in /heem/ history

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>>63643872
>tfw both are irrelevant and nobody gonna take the belt from the goat

>>63643940
He's officially a middleweight, which means his career is over because he will never fight again because he's 2scared

>>63643979
it's literally true though

>>63643973
>>63644016
technically dana cant force him to fight in a weightclass

>>63644008
good at least someone white had sex with her

>>63644035
It may be. But leaping at every chance to defend your race like that is just obnoxious and makes you look hella insecure.

>>63643931
>world dance champions
lmao white people piss me the fuck off

>>63644035
so is dressage.

>>>/pol/

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>>63644067

>>63644048
He's already done it with Gastelum

>>63644048
Technically UFC doesn't choose the referees but it doesn't stop Herb Dean reffing the main on most non-American cards

>>63644103
More experienced referees get higher profile fights.

More at 10.

Who /HENDRICKS/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSglntzTkm4

>>63644121
So every foreign commission just so happens to pick Herb despite having their own refs?
Come on mang
The truth is out there

>>63644148
>HEAD BETWEEN THE LEGS!

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>>63644157

>>63644082
she could do that on my face unf

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>>63644082
You just know Cody DESTROYED that.

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>>63644189
>those whores in the background literally get paid thousands of dollars to just stand there and talk to each other

>>63644206
How many menfolk has Paige VanZant liaised with at this point?

>>63644236
She is saying herself for marriage.

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Remember this literal robbery? Canadians are so biased they will defend this decision.

>>63644233
so i literally get paid thousands of dollars to just post on here everyday

>>63643732
I'm too embarrassed to show my face at another /heem/ meetup after what happened at the last one :/

>>63644325
It was kind of your fault for going commando tbqh

>>63644345
dat high test

>>63644345
i-i think i'm in love


also, y do women do this?

>>63643948
I just got fight club so I could get in on the 194 presale.

I thought there'd be banter on the premium forums but its like 5 dudes that all know each other IRL from events.

It came with a month trial at a UFC gym but I'm too lazy to ever use it.

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>>63644266
It's irrelevant now.
GSP is gone, and Hendricks is 245lbs

>>63644444
good double

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>tfw the threads start slowing down

>>63644148
hendricks a bitch

>>63644266
>muh 70%
>muh sick all week
>muh chin hair weighed me down
>muh muh

>>63644444
t-thats... thats not actually him, right?

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>>63644487
Yes.

>>63644487
>>63644540
>not being builtfat

>>63644540
He came into his last camp (the one he missed weight in) at like 220 pounds. What the fuck, Hendricks. There are LHWs who cut from there.

>>63643607
>Nobody remembers Jones was losing the 3rd round until he used his one free eyepoke to stop Cormier's momentum.

Jones does that a lot. Glover was giving him a good fight until Jones poked him in the eye a few times.

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What is the button combination for this move?

who is BIGG RIGG fighting at MW

>>63644680
sprint button + superman punch?

>>63644698
No one. He'll weigh in 20lbs over and Dana will make him move up to lhw

>>63644451

>you will never cum raw in her fertile, young Catholic Polish pussy
>you will never breed Eastern European Olympic wrestling champions

Why live

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>>63644451
>tfw Joanna a qt

>>63644451
Your sport is shit

>>63644851
>>63644794
You people have baffling taste.
>PVZ = ugly
>Ronda = ugly
>Joanna = cute

>>63644451
>tfw no gf
nobody deserves to go to sleep on their own desu

>>63644900
personality goes a long way

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>>63644900
Being qt is more than just the face. Joanna does have a pretty face, but it's the way she moves, talks, and acts that really cements her as the p4p #1 qtp2t in the UFC.

>>63644900

PVZ and Joanna are cute

Ronda looks like a pig-faced fucking linebacker

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>>63644900
plz no bully

>>63644969
PVZ does not have a cute personality though. For me personally, I believe a large part of cuteness is a mix of fun-loving playfulness and that endearing form of unfiltered honesty when they talk. I don't see either of those from PVZ!!!

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>>63644969
Ronda could've been top-tier qt material if she had a better personality.

Mirin her shoulders, though. Fuark.

>>63644008

I thought she was into dark meat

>>63645010
true PVZ talks like she answering questions in a beauty pageant

>>63644900

Ronda and PVZ can get dressed up and look nice but Joanna is maximum QT.

I just imagine her being super traditional with good family values, unlike basically every other female MMA fighter

>>63644189

>That cheeky rogan

Based

>>63645015

I think she used to be natty but her last few fights have been enhanced to be quite honest mi familia shaking my head laugh emoji

>>63645015
>shes got the body of a Brazilian tranny

muh dick

>>63645174

What submission is this? It's like a guillotine but he doesn't use his legs/guard

>>63645412
modified guillotine, same technique jones used to put machida asleep

>>63644625
why the fuck did he decide to just full on dirty bulk?

>>63645623

nigga likes to eat

>>63645623
depression most likely

that or plan ol' stupidity

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Would you pay $60 to watch her suicide on PPV?

>>63645623
He's a goof that believes he just needs to drain weight
If he could have a lipo for a fight, he'd probably do it.

>>63645636
>>63645636

Big Nigga hours t.b.h. famm

>>63645466
>>63645412

iirc one time rogan called it a death choke, it sounded like he just made it up

>>63643533
damn i bench more than him

>>63645623
>>63645636
>>63645694

i'm pretty sure that place he's eating at is the steak house he owns

gluttonous motherfucker bought himself a damn restaurant

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>I'm coming, father

>>63645721
That's what 10th Planet guys do, they give everything a dank meme name easy for a pothead to remember.

>>63643761
rory is a real nutter, would rather fight a monster then a technician.

But lawler has a weird effect on people, only person who didn't want to fight lawler again was nick diaz.

So rory, already addicted to fighting monters, fought the most addictively stimulating monsters to fight again and needs to get the shot to do so again.

>>63645174
The palm-to-palm grip makes it almost like a ninja choke / power guillotine, but he doesn't slide the blade of his forearm though.

>ronda needs to leave edmond's shit gym
>edmond is the reason ronda lost
>edmond is the worst mma trainer

Um, hi, could I take a moment of your time? It'll be quick. Before Edmond, Ronda was a littoral one-trick pony. Ronda by armbar. Rinse and repeat. In the few years they've been working together, Edmond turned Ronda into a fighter who could finish other girls with strikes easily. Yes, Hollystranolone Holmstrogen beat her; but every other fighter has been utteraly eviscerated by Ronda up until now. Edmond is not a shit coach, and he is not a scumbag.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/17/ronda-rousey-face-video-fight-holly-holm/


not sure if this was posted, didn't read the past 2 threads. /heem/ is moving too fast. Sorry for tmz. But look at who's by her side :3

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>>63643404
>2 rounds to 3 humiliation
>Only fight one 5 rounder prior to that
>Beat Gustafson more convincingly

So Jon Jones' fans are also on the crack rock ? Who would of guessed ?

Getting into mma/ufc again since like Forrest Griffin days
>watched 193
>got deathly sick a day ago, still super sick
Man this ufc.tv stuff isn't too bad.
Any recommended watching?
Thinking about just marathoning TUF.

>>63644444
post the dillashaw shoop

>>63646143
Dillashaw vs Barao 1 and 2
Bendo vs Thatch
Hendo vs Shogun 1

>>63646143
TUF got pretty bad I wouldn't bother.

>>63646143
Watch 189, it's honestly the best card of the year so far

>Lawler-Macdonald JUST BLEED war
>Gunnar Nelson bertstaring his way through Thatch
>Flying knee meme KOs everywhere
Oh and I guess Conor fought Mendes too. That was honestly the least interesting fight of that night, desu.

>>63646143
UFC 189 - Lawler vs. Mcdonald
one of the GOAT fights

>>63646143
Watch 189
Aldo vs Mendes 2
GSP vs Hendricks
DC vs Dan Henderson
Jon Jones vs Gustafson
Almost any Romero fight

>>63646201
>>63646206
>>63646252

Watching 189 now

>>63646178
will watch those next.
>>63646188
aight, I'll veer away from it


Also is McGregor good or all hype?

>>63646143
Big Brown called Jones vs. Gustafsson the Gatti vs Ward of mma
if you haven't watched the Gatti vs Ward triliogy, put that on your sports bucket list

>>63646178
*upvotes* Dillashaw vs Barao 1 and 2
the Felder vs Barboza fight on the Dillashaw vs Barao 2 card is good too

>>63646286
>Also is McGregor good or all hype?
He's legitimately very good. Good enough to beat Aldo though? That's a tough question to answer.

>>63645412
Just a guillotine. It's an unconventional position but it's a guillotine.

>>63646368
>i'd rather be out in the woods building a mud hut

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn97UesAyjQ

OH SHIT

>>63646324
Nice, will do.

>>63646327
Interesting. He looks pretty good.


>Pickett and Almeida already fucking each other up in round 1

>>63646368
Another receeding hairline.
Also he's wearing like 4 inch lifts in shoes in that pic.

>>63645010
Joanna's personality, Ronda's face, PVZ's body.
10/10 fight waifu?

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>>63646759

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StudShowRadio just started. Paige supposedly shaving her head on it tonight.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1mnxeqPbRovxX

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>>63646781
Gina's face.
Joanna's eyes, smile, personality.
Ronda's weight cut body.
PVZ's dancing.

>>63646954
and Gina's tits

>>63646903
I agree, fuck the Ivory Coast and their cocoa beans.

>>63646903
Always amusing how Americans assume other countries get triggered by flag misuse

>>63643356
>still not on the team
>2015

Is there a fighter that /heem/ unanimously likes?

>>63646143
>Melendez vs Sanchez
Henderson vs Shogun I
Jones vs Gustaffson (best mma fight ever)
Lawler vs Macdonald
Aldo vs Mendes II
Diaz vs GSP, Condit, Penn and Daley
Edgar vs Henderson I (II if you liked I)
Dillashaw vs Barao I (watch Barao vs Wineland first)
GSP vs Hendricks
Weidman vs A. Silva I and II
Stann vs W. Silva
Hunt vs B. Silva
Edgar vs Maynard II and III

Those should cover the real big fights since the Griffin days

>>63647140

Weedman, how new are you?

>>63644048
That's true but he can tell you that whatever weight division you choose you better damn well start making weight in it or else. Johny Hendricks has had enough trouble making Welterweight for a while now.

>Tfw still haven't found time to watch Cathal Pendred getting blown out by Breese.

I imagine you lads enjoyed that.

>>63645980

nice b8

>>63647140
Chris Weidman

>>63647140
Joanna
Cat
Yoel Romero

>>63647140

Undefeated champion Chris Weidman

#JoinTheTeam

Do you think Edmond drugged Ronda and did fucked up things to her?

>>63647300
I think he wishes he could.

>that creepy embrace after she'd been KOd

>>63647140

Gotta go with the Chris

>>63647351

I feel like he put her in a wedding dress and acted out a wedding with her.

They are gonna shave Paige's head soon I think

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1mnxeqPbRovxX

>>63647140
pretty sure everyone likes Guile

>>63647140
Chris Weidman
Joanna Jedrzejczyk (Young Jay Chick/Cho Chay Check)
Cat Zingano

I don't know if it's unanimous but I don't see why anybody wouldn't like Junior Dos Santos.

>>63647580
>Cat Zingano

>Le flying knee 14 seconds grill

Literally why?

Also Werdum is universally liked tbqh

>>63647597
What's not to like about her?

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Pictured: Two of /heem/'s favourite fighters.

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>>63647597
It's because all of us have mommy-issues.

>>63647766

Or cause I'm wondering what's there to like.

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Is anyone here still rewatching?

Official song of Holly Holm Month (November, for all you casuals out there):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTto5j32B-0

>>63648000
Wouldn't it be this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsozE_fQ3G0

>>63648025
They can both be official.

>>63644451
What the fuck is going on. Why the fuck do I think this girl is cute?! She's like that loser girl that likes you and she's like at that line where she can either be ugly or attractive yet your mind doesn't know what to pick

>>63648000
>>63648025
it's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66dBpSWyZdw


>typed in Johny when I searched for Johnny Cash

Thanks UFC.

>>63648000

pic of the year

>>63648062
shes qt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8FKKxM3OpE

based Firas put up a substitute video.

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>>63648062
Joanna is qt. Indisputable fact.

>>63648062
Joanna Champion cute, nice girl.

>>63648062
I know exactly what you're talking about, but Joanna is a terrible example of this. She's only not cute when she's in fight mode and looks very creepy and skeletal.

>>63648151
what the fuck is this stupid Joanna Champion shit

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>>63648187
You have been visited by the SPOOKY EASTERN EUROPEAN SKELETON OF MUAY THAI

Teeps and sleeps will come to you

But only if you think JJ is a qtp2t in this thread

>>63648217
People too lazy to figure out her last name.

>>63648098
I'm only 5 minutes in to the video (right about 5:18), and this video is actually better than the original video.
The only problem I have right at this moment in the video, is that he's saying that Ronda tripped Holly, when, if you go back and look at the video, that's objectively not what happened. ... ...

>>63648247
These pictures are the worst shit. They're only good for when you want more replies than on-topic discussion, I can't imagine why anyone would like this FB tier share4goodluck shit on 4chan, even ironically.
I feel very strongly about this.

>>63648368
it wer a joke m8

strewth m8, calm your drongo
As an aussie I thought you appreciated a fine shitposting tradition

>>63648217
Calm yourself.

>>63648384
I can't mate
People ceebs learning how to spell Jedrzejczyk (I didn't even double check that, casual), people who are actively encouraging shitposting. It's all getting to me man. I can't take it much longer.

>>63648396
Well I apologize and I won't perpetuate shitposting any longer if it causes you mental duress.

In more on-topic discussion; explain to me why people seem so sure Cerrone won't be able to beat Dos Anjos when he's been destroying his way through the LW top tier fighters and looked better and better with each showing.

Pettis was one thing, but RDA went into that fight with a gameplan specifically to counter Pettis's strengths. I don't think he'll be able to apply that to Cerrone.

>>63648396
>I can't mate
Fine, then I guess you'll have to continue to rage.

>>63644969
>pig-faced linebacker

Top kek

I always thought she looked like a bulldog chewing on wasps. Anyway, I wanna know why qt JJ was able to show upntompost-fight conference with a broken hand, but Honda wasn't able to cause muh cut lip? That made her look like a bigger bitch.

>>63648453
Well it was the KO too. I'm pretty sure they're legally obliged to give heemed fighters CT scans ASAP to make sure there's no blood clotting/brain hemotoma/etc, that bad stuff.

Jake Shields vs Jon Fitch set for vacant WSOF Welterweight Title.

Boring decision guaranteed

>>63643297
>thought this was GTA wasted screen set up
>shitty overused nigger u got nocked fuq out meme

if you're gonna shitpost at least do it creatively.

>>63648414
he already beat cowboy and cowboy never changes his gameplan so that is probably why. dos anjos is a hue so that belt probably means more to him than anything while cerronne is doing just fine with or without the belt financially. i see the hue coming out just the same way he did against pettis. lets just hope he doesnt get fucked for PEDs. he looks pretty sus

>>63648379
I liked it to be full-on frank with you. The other fella's always like that though. Takes all sorts to make the world go round I guess.

Cyborg v Holm when

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> that one fedoracore aussie is back.

Also mfw post about Holly winning on normiebook, skinny 120 pound nerds from high school days that have never taken an interest in mma start breaking down how Ronda will win a rematch cuz "muh Judo" and "She looked out of shape".

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>>63643612
did he seriously pull some WWE shit in a MMA fight

>>63648529
>he never changes his gameplan
I disagree, anon, back when RDA beat him Cerrone was using his range very differently. He's far more competent at using it now, and above all, at maintaining it, using that brilliant intercepting knee and front kicks. He's pretty different from when RDA beat him.

Plus, Jackson & Winkeljohn in his corner. Saturday's upset prove they know their shit when it comes to putting together a plan, too. I'm not convinced, I think he has a great shot.

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>>63648537
had some soccermoms on normiebook post how they knew honda would lose. never seen any mma related posts before

>mfw

>>63644189
>those insecure anorexic ring side girls
kek bitches be jelly.

>>63646368
not bad for scum

>>63644851
she looks like this 32 year old bisexual chick I used to date ;_;

>>63648564
Thanks for being specific

>>63643356
>he still hasn't joined the team

It was the last invitation.

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>>63644177
>le cheeky ad hominem hat
m8..

I'll never forget how badly Nate Diaz beat Cerrone

RDA is going to school him

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>>63648098
>>63648354
>I'm only 5 minutes in to the video (right about 5:18), and this video is actually better than the original video.
>The only problem I have right at this moment in the video, is that he's saying that Ronda tripped Holly, when, if you go back and look at the video, that's objectively not what happened. ... ...
Samefagging here - He says Ronda could have taken Holly's back and then gone back to the armbar attempt, but it seems like she's practically about to somersault.

My only thoughts here is #1: it's Ronda Rousey and she does amazing things and, but, #2: the idea of taking someone's back from this position seems ridiculous.

>>63648583
>le not knowing what an 'ad hominem' is
...

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Updated

Main Card:
Neil Magny vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez
Jussier Formiga vs. Henry Cejudo
Efrain Escudero vs. Leandro Silva

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>>63648689

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>>63648354
It's hard to say.

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>>63648784
>mfw I realize noone on /heem/ ever got more (You)s than predictionbro

What's next for McGregor's career after 194?

>>63648830
Move up to lightweight. No way he'll be able to sustain his career at featherweight given the IV ban

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>>63648720
>calling an idea or person crazy by using a tinfoil hat isn't ad hominem
lad..

>>63648785
I just can't imagine getting the second hook in like you can. I don't know what to tell you.

>>63648843
Ad hominems are mostly impossible on an anonymous message board.

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>>63648784
Gastelum
Sanchez
Cejudo
Escudero

>>63647140
Brendan Schaub

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lids

I always thought Holly was a bit of an uggo, like a 4/10. Not attractive, at least.

Ever since she fucking merked Ronda I'm suddenly really attracted to her. It was just everything about Saturday... Holly's composure, calmness, respectfulness, humility... just the type of person she was that night.

She's now like Joanna tier qt to me. Uglycute but I'm definitely attracted to her now. She's like an 8/10 now just for the way she utterly, utterly killed the cancer that was Ronda Rousey.

Anyone else know this feel?

Thanks for reading my blog, and dont forget i could heem you and every here

is this dead sport general?
mma died last Saturday.

>>63648916
It's a refreshing change of pace to see a truly appreciative and humbled champ. Joanna has the same appeal, and her grasp of the English language and accent add to the qt factor.

>and dont forget i could heem you and every here
I train in a gi three times a week, what makes you think you'll survive in my guard?

>>63648922
MMA died on October 23rd, 2010

>>63648989
imo the decline did start around 2011 so you are about right

>>63648217
Americans are too stupid to spell or pronounce foreign names

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>>63648784
Kelvin
Lamas
Cejudo
Escudero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTVeeVPgGGk

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Do you want to have some cake and roll a little, Anon? You won't need those knee braces.

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>>63645015
i never dug those dresses for her. How about some tight yoga pants, or leggings? Also, Holly looked cute af in that presser with those tight jeans around her firm strong legs.. hnnnnngg.

>>63643703
context?

>>63649103
group of jocks asserting their dominance by beelining across an empty hallway to walk into a couple nerds/shoulder check them/make them move

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>>63649103
nigga you can't be srs?

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>tfw first heem thread since the last one before the PPV started for me
>tfw I missed all the heems, sheems, memes because I was occupied with normie shit
>tfw I probably missed the most fun threads this year
>tfw I missed heem go crazy over ronda getting BTFO

Should I just triangle choke myself or what would be the ideal solution?

>>63649113
probably still worth going through the archive starting with the game thread from the main event

stop being normal senpai :c

>>63649113
>>63560218

>>63649088
>You looked stunning in there! Way to go! Bravo!
hahahahaha

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>>63649118
>>63649119
thanks senpai.

>>63649118
I was here for all of it and I might do the same.

>tfw 2 nights in a row I've had a cheeky wank and came to the thought of Miesha smothering my face with her ass while I'm balls deep in her pussy
might make it 3 in row 2bh las

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>>63649113
I'll dump some fresh memes for you, then

>>63649119
That thread should be locked and stickied I swear.

>>63649119
Goddamn that was the best moment in /heem/ history

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>>63649113
>>63649153

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>>63649156
>>63649162

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>>63649162

>>63649165
that one was pretty brilliant

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>>63649162
oh shit, i just noticed the Rogan thrown in there! hahaha took me a second look! Bravo to whoever did this.

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>>63649142
I wonder if Holly Holm will get to play herself in the Ronda Rousey biopic..

Shooting the UFC 193 scenes could become a bit awkward

>Ok Ronda, in this scene, you punch after Holly, but she ducks under your punch
>You fall to you knees and turn around with a confused mongoloid look on your face
>Places...ready...ACTION!!

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Amazing thread.

>>63649176
soft as fuck

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two legends

Lomu would have been a beast in MMA

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>Joe Rogan's literal face when

>>63649182
She made the same face as Barao at the end of the second TJ fight.

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If you were Ronda right now, what would you be thinking? What would be your next move?

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>>63649200

I'd love nothing more than to heem Eyepoke McCoke.

Fuck that guy.

>>63649213
>What would be your next move?
-Fire that shitty broke ass boxing coach
-Get away from all the yes men, and get real about how shitty my striking game is
-Kekold Travis Browne by fucking Jon Jones

>>63649213
I would just be cuddling up in Travis' broad, hairy chest. Constantly sleeping, then waking and remembering I got BTFO.

So how many of you are NOT juggalos?

>>63649247
When I was 12, I accidentally ended up in an IRC channel for juggalos. Didn't really know what they were, but I stayed all summer because I thought they were cool.

>you now realize that there is a legit chance that ronda get's blown out two more times by Holly and Cyborg

>>63649267
>Cyborg

there is not even a remote chance of that fight happening now

Someone was talking about Miesha's ass or whatever and it reminded me that she was on mmajunkie yesterday.

http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/stream-or-download-mmajunkie-radio-2086-with-miesha-tate-duane-finley-vegas-dave

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>Imma let you finish, Imma let you finish, but Holly had the best KO of all time.

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>>63649280
"Underscore" Holly Holm

>>63647140
jon jones

>>63649280
>tfw everyone talking about the bond and camaraderie between Holm + Wink or Holm + Jones
>tfw she been with Condit almost 20 years

Ronda face has become Rashad face 2.0 has it?

How long until someone goes up to Ronda at some fan convention and asks her to sign a picture of her head getting kicked off?

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First I wanna say that Holly Holm fought an awesome fight! She is an exceptionally talented fighter and used a perfect game plan to defeat an opponent that seemed unbeatable. Multiple time World Champion and now UFC Champion. She seems super nice and I wish her all the best!
That being said, I think it's sad that so many fans of the sport are trashing Ronda Rousey, especially with these embarrassing memes. Treating her as if she is a joke, when she is undeniably one of the greatest female fighters in history. No matter who came up with the gameplan and how wrong it may of been, she fought like a true warrior till the end, which is something that many pro fighters can't even do.
When you are a Pro athlete, you have so many people in your ear telling you how to act and what to say and do. It's hard to make the right decisions all the time. It also doesn't help with the media twisting things around, which can cloud your judgement and increase your actions even more.
I have lost by knockout and know how humiliating it is and I just wanna say that under these circumstances, surrounding her and how built up she was and the pressure surrounding her, it must be really hard to deal with.
If you are a true fan of the sport then I can't see how you can treat a true Ambassador like this. No matter what bad she has done or the things wrong that she has said, she has inspired and helped more people than probably anyone in MMA. This is where you can give back and help show a little more positive energy.
I wish you the best Ronda Rousey and hope you can ignore the negativity and come back stronger. Stay strong!

>>63647140
Only Joanna.

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>>63649317
when I saw 'memes' I just thought this was another Aus b8 post

ffs Swick

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ocular patdowns...

lads i had a dream about edith bosch

>>63649317
>Leave Ronda alone
People shit on Ronda because of the fucking hype machine she had around her, telling us
>Le Female Mike Tyson
>GOAT
>Fighting god, unbeatabel Wonderwoman
>SHe could outbox Maywheather
>She Could beat 135 mens devision
For anyone thats not a casual, listening to this bullshit has been annoying as hell, its our turn to spew bullshit now

http://youtu.be/qtnAZnceBb0

>>63649349
Saul Rogers made it to the final btw

>>63649354
Cool, I can't wait to see him get memed on by Ryan hall

>>63648379
The Aussies in MMA threads are literally the run off that can't hang with the big boys in /cric/ or /nrl/, they can't even make it in /rug/, so instead they come to this """"sport"""" to escape the truly elite, patrician, based, muscular postings of the average au/sp/ poster.

>>63649359
ew

just watching the Flash lads inb4 manchild capeshit hurr

flash had a massive breakdown about how his opponent broke him and humiliated him in front of everyone, the same people who had idolised him, thought he was capable of doing anything and didn't think he could ever be defeated

reminded me of Ronda desu

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>>63649360

ALDO?

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>>63649380

>>63649374
EVEN IN DE SKOY AM CUMIN TO GET IM YH

>>63649360
That's like 3 weeks. :0

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>>63649360
life moves pretty fast. If you dont't look around once in a while, you might miss it.

>>63649371
>>63649348
>>63649317
Everyone's always talked shit about Ronda. All this damage control bullshit only makes it worse, way worse.