Get your ass in here motherfucker
9 hours to go lad, why are you rushing to your embarrassment?
>>63520411
>tfw we're both shit
>>63520491
agree. We are too old glories that want to be relevant again
>Rooney not starting
>Vardy likely to not start either
Are Spain ready to get memed on?
Best attack = England
Best midfield = Spain
Best defence = England
Best team = England
Nothing really to talk about before the game apart from how much we'll win by lads
>>63520727
I'm sure Spain are gutted their attack isn't spearheaded by the peerless Rppney
>>63520727
>Best Defense
>England
Pick one and only one friendo
LINE UPS
I
N
E
U
P
S
It'll be pretty funny if Hodgson starts Dier and Alli against Thiago and Iniesta.
Having said that, they did a good job against Cazorla on Sunday, so mite b good.
>>63520894
Nah will probably be Milner + Dier. CM/DM really is our worst area by far.
>>63520747
Spain's defence is going to be Pique + Bartra/Nacho.
The bar is pretty low for England to beat
Are the paddies playing their playoff tonight?
>>63520913
milner dead (thank fuck)
>>63520914
Sounds like a defence that could get raped by quick counters, which is definitely how England will mainly be attacking considering that Spain will have 60-70% of the ball.
>>63520921
yes.
>>63520944
good luck senpai
>>63520944
You expecting to win, Irish man?
when is the match?
>>63520894
>Having said that, they did a good job against Cazorla on Sunday, so mite b good.
Cazorshit was ill on that day.
>>63520709
>old glories
Im 31 and dont remember england winning anything in my lifetime.
>>63520950
no. not with this current team. a draw is all we ever play for.
-------------- Casillas
Mario - Piqué - Bartra/Nacho - Alba
---- Cazorla - Busquets - Cesc
----Silva - Diego Costa - Pedro
>>63521006
>>63521006
no goals confirmed
>Diego Chimpsta
>Cesc
>Pedro
>>63520957
Not giving the lad some credit, Alli did great. Bitter gooner.
>>63521172
mate he's probably support arsenal for a good couple of months yeah leave it
>>63520967
>doesn't remember the 1997 Tournoi de France, the 86, 88 and 89 Rous Cup, the 91 England Challenge Cup, or the 1990 AND 1998 FIFA Fair Play trophies,
embarrassing senpai
>>63521189
lel
>>63521248
>furious fairweather spics, the post
>>63521189
Rooting for Spain tbfh
When Catalonia finally defects from Spain in a few years, they will take all of their best players with them.
>>63521328
By that time Spanish top players will be basque and not catalonian.
>>63521347
will be Castillian materrace cunt
>>63521264
JAJAJJAJAJAJAJ
>>63521328
JUST
>>63521426
>yfw Kepa, Iñaki Williams, Iñigo Martinez, Muniain, Illarramendi all become starters
Technique, vision and passing VS physical, power, pace and hoofing.
Easy win for Spain.
>>63521685
Not with Costa as the striker
Spain 1-0 England
And it will be crushingly boring
>>63521695
no way Costa starts.... right?
>from England
>lived in Spain for 7 years
Buzzing
>>63521901
ebin blog post
subscribed
>>63521901
SAME HERE LAD
CURRENTLY ON HOLIDAY
Cheering Spain because fuck England
>>63521901
I'm in Spain quite often tbqh
Would move there if push came to shove
>>63520967
>forgetting about the darts wc
shameful dispray senpai
CHAT
>>63520709
>too old glories
yours weren't that long ago m8.
FH/SH odds for spain/england are 60/1
thinking of putting a cheeky quid on it desu
>>63521189
>Rous Cup
Had to Google it, top kek
>>63522047
it is pretty cheeky but may well work out
at the end of the day it's only a few bob
>>63521328
Catalonia players in the NT:
Piqué
Alba
Cesc Fabregas
Busquets
Bartra
To me Busquets and Alba are the only real loss.
Happy to face real contenders. Ganbare! England Desu
I much rather want a friendly against Italy now desu
>>63521006
>Pedro
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY we need to up Deulofeu asap. none of our players can go past the last man-
>>63521895
He most certainly will. it's del fucking Bosque
>>63521901
>from Cuba
>Lived in Spain for 14 years
>Consider myself Spaniard
that being said, I want England to destroy us 5-1 with the squad that del Bosque loves the most, with Costa up front. This is the only way we will have a shot at the Euro.
starting lineup predictions?
>>63520955
POO
>>63521912
why the fuck would you want to move to spain of all places? its a shithole. the only good thing about spain is the weather, the people are cunts the food is mediocre. expand your horizons you kek
>>63522218
JUSTSILLAS
JUST - JUST - JUST
JUST JUST
JUST JUST JUST
JUST JUSTA
>>63520411
> divegrass: the Mexican telenovela
> a sport
>>63522235
>the food is mediocre
http://www.marca.com/2015/11/13/futbol/seleccion/1447418437.html
see in the video how the only hot girl is the one that speaks spanish
>>63522235
>expand your horizons
you don't know a thing about me so why don't you fuck off?
>>63522255
prove me wrong m8, don't even bother posting your paella shit
>>63522331
I know you're a faggot if you think spain is any place to settle down in. fucking kekold
>>63522389
so where do you want to live mr traveller?
>>63522389
Spain is an amazing place to settle down. Its economy might be shot but its still a great country with a lot of history and shit to do. Plus good weather.
Brits and Krauts make the mistake of going to shitty parts of the country. Go chill in San Sebastian or even Madrid and then tell me Spain sucks.
>>63522400
not in spain you cunt, that's for sure
>>63522433
>>63522427
>Madrid
ohh fuck off. Go to Mallorca or Canary
>>63520914
Monreal?
>>63521901
>"I go to Ibiza quite a bit"
Ok lad
>>63522400
>implying he won't live with his mum until she dies
>tfw half Spanish but don't look it and when I tell other Spaniards they don't believe me.
>>63522453
Mallorca is full of Germans. Canaries are full of the English. Madrid is full of Spaniards.
The only part of Mallorca I liked was Palma because it actually had real people there and not baby boomers on time shares.
>>63522427
never went to san sebastian, went to madrid and it lost its novelty after two days. italian and german cities are far more superior hell boulder, usa is a far better city than madrid
>>63522453
>Canarias
I lived in Tenerife for 8 years lad, it's v. nice if you avoid the tourist spots except for restaurants
This thread is 90% Spaniards
>Match against England
I guess that explains it, World cup finals dont come around everyday
Is it on today?
I thought it was tommorow
>>63522479
What do you look like?
>>63522494
Its because most of the Englishmen are at work now, and you know the employment situation in Spain right now
>>63522506
English/ Eastern European.
>>63522480
>>63522485
I live in las palmas, and it is in now way shape or form filled with English. in fact we have moved all the tourists to the south of the island and in the cities you see tourists but they're the good ones. Not crazy drunk tourists.
Also we have the best wheater in the world. it's not like I'm exaggetating, I didn't believe this until a finnish old man told me that this is the spot of the world that has the most balanced weather that is good for everybody, specially skandis. I've never seen the temperature go below 16 degrees in canary and I've also never seen it go past 40 in the summer, unlike madrid or other cities in peninsula where it hits 45 for many days
if you ever retire and you make good money come live in here. it's fucking great for tourists.
I dont want any of the teams to win. But i guess im supporting Spain this time.
A combined XI of these teams would be pretty weird looking
>>63522453
There's some wonderful parts of Mallorca away from Magaluf and the likes.
Palma, Valdemossa, Puerto Portals, Soller, Genoa, all interesting places.
>>63522479
Thats because everybody thinks that we are like mexicans.
I know 2 blonde girls that went to Germany and France for Erasmus and nobody believe that they are Spanish.
>>63522528
Need more than that, lad. Eye colour? Curly hair? White or tanned?
>>63522530
>I didn't believe this until a finnish old man told me
okay then
isn't Spain a feminist cancer state?
>>63522553
dude I work in IT and I handle the entire finnish community of old people in canary. I spend my days installing printers and downgrading pcs from windows 10 to 8 LOL. They're great people and they pay very well. Unlike the canarians, god damn they're awful at paying.
>>63522556
>feminism is bad
Muhammed please
>>63522556
it's certainly a threat, but less than UK
>>63522576
what's the matter with you, you like female supremacy?
In Spain right now boys
Sunbathing in fucking November
>>63522585
Yes
>tfw no tumblrite female overlords to divorce rape your shit inside out
>>63520718
Who's La Liga's current memeplayer and have Spain brought him with them?
>No Rose
>No Mason
>Not starting Dier, Alli, Walker and Kane
We'll only win the Euros if we do all those things
>>63522543
Southern Spaniards look like Mexicans.
>>63522547
>>63522585
i thought the problem was far worse in spain. thats good to know
hopefully tonight gives some fuel for the Dele Alli hype wagon. The Kane train is running out of steam.
>>63522599
Nolito, and yes, he's in the squad.
._.
how many will he score?
>>63522605
Handsome guy, but I can see why they'd think you arent half-spanish.
> ITT People living in islands
Hi, greetings from the northern Spain masterrace.
>>63522629
My Grandad is from Coruna.
>>63522591
Was there last week, it was really lovely weather.
>>63522629
>La Coruña
¿I thought it was A Coruña?
>>63522629
I've been to Cantabria, only place I've been on the mainland is northern spain.
>>63522617
Nolito is good though
Munir and Bernat are shittier and memes as well
>>63522613
The media are in full wankfest mode over Alli. There are several other equally young, english and talented players at Spurs but for some reason they're really going hyper over him.
>>63522591
yeah dude I'm dying for winter to come, it rained like 20 days ago for 3 days and the entire island experienced a deluge. Now it's sunny as fuck and I hate it. But for tourism I guess.
Can't wait for some lightning quick football from England tonight when >Kane >Alli and others dick all over these past it siesta fags
>>63520411
I don't want to lose, but if we win the media will go crazy. Let's hope for a boring 0-0 I guess.
>>63522629
why can't both have it's attraction? I heard Navarra is goat for Chillin'
>>63522651
one is in spanish and the other is fake portuguese
>>63522651
A Coruña is in Galician (another language, similar to Portuguese)
La Coruña in Spanish.
It's the same with Orense/Ourense.
>>63520411
Saw the match is being played in Alicante – so what distinguishes the Valencian Community from the [Jewish] Catalonia?
Never forget
>Capdevila
>>63522747
They hate each other. Valencian community is basically ultra-Spanish nationalist. Both speak Catalonia/Valencian, but they refuse to acknowledge that both are mostly the same language.
And Alicante is south Valencia...is almost an Andalucia/Murcia city.
>>63522747
the language? it's the same as Mallorquin
>>63522389
>prove me wrong m8
Just go to Euskadi
>Pedro
>Cesc
>Costa
WHY.jfmsu
>tfw if England win, people will unironically think England will win the Euros
>>63522857
I'm actually waiting for that to happen. del Bosque hasn't been able to see the 300 wake up calls he's had already. it's been almost 6 years from the 2010 wc and we thought by this time we'd have a new squad with people such as Deulo. it turns out the 2010 fags liked fame more than we should. They have practically buttfucked a generation.
>>63522910
Jesé>Divelofeu
>>63522857
But they are going to win the Euros
>>63522838
It's a friendly, surely VdB will use the best players in the important matches.
So is >CHAT SHIT playing?
>>63522921
did you see him play yesterday?
Deulo>Jesé>Pedro
>>63522910
Deulofeu is average at best.
The only one of the old Spain is Casillas.
Xavi, Alonso, Villa, Torres, Puyol...are out.
Iniesta, Casillas or Cazorla are boing to be out soon too.
The problem is thinking that Isco is going to be the next Iniesta and Cesc the next Xavi, and of course, Diego Costa.
--------------------Hart-------------------
Walker-Smalling-Stones-Bertrand
--------------------Dier-------------------
--------Lallana-------------Alli----------
--------------------Sterling---------------
-------------Vardy-------Kane----------
>>63520411
I'm Spanish and it's my last day in Southampton, so I think it will be fun to watch this match in a pub.
>>63522941
Yeah he's good with the u21's where he can dribble everyone by himself. He's alright at crossing, but that's about it, his decision-making is horrible. Jesé is a more complete player, and he'll come good once Rafa realises that Ronaldo is over the hill and start Jesé ahead of him. Before his injury he was fucking miles ahead of Deulofeu
>>63521006
This Diego Costa meme needs to stop, Vicente.
>>63522974
literally who
>>63522941
Against fucking Georgia??
The next big thing for Spain are Asensio, Iñaki Williams and Oliver Torres.
>>63522460
Nacho is a 25 year-old meme defender from Real Madrid.
>>63523000
>Asensio
someone was asking about spain's new meme player. Well here you have it.
Ceballos is better
>>63522974
>Walker
>Lallana
>Alli
Stop
>>63522924
Now that France has blown their shit with Benzema and Valbuena... Is going to be a Germany only tournament?
>>63523043
Who would you play?
>>63523055
They'll probably win it but I can see an underdog grabbing it a la Greece
>>63523057
Clyne, Barkley and Delph
>>63523090
Literally just as shit
>>63523125
More disciplined though. You aint gonna outplay spain.
>>63523034
He really isn't, Asensio has great potential and looks really good for Espanyol so far this season.
If he works on his finishing i can see him starting for Real in a couple of years.
Meanwhile Ceballos created 3 chances in 10 games.
>>63523030
He's so meme
>>63520411
it's always fun playing against people that love the sport as much as us
>>63523162
funny everytime I watch la rojita Dani Ceballos is tearing it up. Asensio is a fucking meme player that everybody sucks his dick while Dani is the underrated boy from the south with a bad attitude that nobody gives a shit about. We will see who ends up being actually good.
>>63523128
Delph and Barkley don't have discipline
I doubt clyne does but either way he is pretty shit and walker has been playing well recently
>playing crappy spain in a friendly when we could be playing a decent team
>>63523495
Lol we probably gonna get spanked 3-0
>Been looking forward to watching Premier League all week
>Come on sp to shitpost about football manager
>Find out there is a friendly tonight
What the fuckis this shit?
>>63523517
Can't wait to watch your team draw 0-0?
Sorry, next week
>Spain and England have crossed swords 23 times with eight wins for La Roja, three draws and 12 wins for England. Out of the 85 nations which Spain have faced, England are one of six who have beaten La Roja more times than lost to them.
also why are we not playing in the bernabeu
>>63523536
>Implying I want to watch England play abysmal football, maybe scrape a one nil win against a reserve Spanish team and tehn our national papers go on about how we will win the Euros for the next year.
Spanish league is shite anyway.
Oh look Real and Barca beat a team of bus drivers 7 nil again wow
>>63522239
fuck me why did I laugh so hard at this shitty meme
I miss the days when brits were genuinely deluded and not just memeing.
Just wanna remind everybody of one things for tonight's game.
Chat shit. Get banged.
>>63523719
>>63523719
Isn't Vardon injured?
>>63523739
terrifying but good job anon
>>63522605
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Who /derby/ here
>>63523555
They moved the match from the Bernabau because they thought the crowd would jeer and boo Pique every time he got the ball.
>>63522629
>spain
>so irrelevant they let Andorra exist
>>63523719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TEsP0ImBY
>tfw listening to the international break Football Ramble and this cheeky sausage is talking about memes and namedropping 4chan
I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE PETE
>>63523829
Kek knew this cunt was a nerd
Placed a cheeky 50 euros on a draw for this one t b h
>>63523887
shrewd
https://twitter.com/clonmacart/status/665194590987812864
>The Irish Independent's expected line-ups for England v Spain are something else..
>irish publishing
>>63524126
No idea what is going on here
>>63524126
bet it was because the editor was DRUNK am I right XD
>>63524214
I don't get it
>>63524233
Irish desu desu desu desu
>tfw less than a year till England win the Euro's
Daily reminder that delph did nothing wrong
>>63524306
I almost accused you of being a city supporter until I saw your flag
>>63524257
Of course, sorry pham
> Vardy injured
What's the point in watching then?
1 Hart 2 Walker 3 Bertrand 4 Carrick 5 Jones 6 Smalling 7 Lallana 8 Delph 9 Barkley 10 Kane 11 Sterling
England Team: 1 Hart 2 Walker 3 Bertrand 4 Carrick 5 Jones 6 Smalling 7 Lallana 8 Delph 9 Barkley 10 Kane 11 Sterling
>>63524370
>Lallana
>Bertrand
>Jones
RIP
Which team is better on paper?
who /kane/ here?
>>63524392
England tbf
>>63524392
They play on grass not paper la
Casillas; Mario, Bartra, Pique, Alba; Busquets, Cesc, Thiago, Iniesta; Alcacer, Costa
literally whos
easy win lads
>>63524392
England have the best squad in the world lad
>>63524392
they're both pretty shit
could go either way
>>63524435
this
>>63524416
Is Dave injured?
>>63524416
>costa
>15/16
>del bosque
>puto
pick dos
>>63524416
>Del Bosque tiring all Barcelona players in a meaningless friendly before El Clasico
referrendum when?
>>63524416
Why does Del Bosque hate De Gea so much?
>>63524416
>Costa
>>63524416
>>63524416
>Casillas
easy win
>>63524498
Clasico isn't for another week yet, they'll be fine.
our team is a joke
lallana delph wtf
>>63524448
>Dave
>That unfunny WAGNH meme
It's Aspielebeta
>>63524625
>Waaah a bloo bloo bloo why is the owl trying different players before a major tournament? a bloo bloo bloooooo
> Injured
Looks like I'll be playing some Fallout 4 and wanking to some /trash/ instead lads.
I SUPPORT ENGLAND!
>>63524695
>watching internationals for one player
>britteeth
>>63524378
No Arsenal players in the team for the first time since I can remember... debating if there's any point in watching this one.
>>63524695
>>>/trash/
Not at the bottom.
>>63524702
Catalan pls
madrid will never give you independence
>Not watching Jimmy Bullard
Just kidding its fucking gash
>>63524702
tbqh
>>63521902
Tyvm for ur subscribe my friend :) I have also subscribe to you @walkingman :)))
>>63521910
Fuck England tbhfam
>>63521912
It's good fun in the summer seasons but rest if year it's shit desu
>>63522217
I think it will be a good game to be honest
>>63522473
No, I literally moved to spain once I finished my GCSE'S
Drinking a nice glass of red and eating chocolate to be honest my friends
>>63524378
Not sure about Walker and Delph. Might get a cheeky 2-0 here though
how come this old fart still get games?
Spanish programs are so weird. People watch this in Spain?
Why does Walker still get games for us when he's fucking shit
>>63524854
Telecinco is shit tbhfam
ENGLAND IS FUCKING SHIT m8
>>63524854
look at all those obviously not white people trying to appear white lmao
>>63524854
>my feet hurt
>the stage lights are too bright
>this shirts sleeves are too short
>my arms are too small and now everyone can see
>I want to go home
>>63524842
be fair, he might fall over a lot but he's still the GOAT at cutting inside
>>63524877
coming from a refugee
wes welker
>>63524877
seems legit
>>63524854
only chavs, my only consolation is: it's an italian network
>tfw watching swedish politics will never be as entertaining as it is in britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWeaLGealHQ
>>63524707
They are all kill tbf
>>63524877
>brit news
>>63524940
hello my friend, what's swedih people's opinion on this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KSJY0c8QWw
>>63524955
Swedish
>>63524955
He's boring desu. Not that I disagree with him.
>>63524940
>Tfw worked for an MP for a while
>Tfw could sit in the chamber (not above it but at the very back benches near the door reserved for researchers)
>Tfw when MPs knew they were off camera or mic they'd start telling others to fuck off andcalling people fat
Great fun desu. The Irish MPs were fucking nuts
>>63524456
I'm picking
>15/16
>puto
>Ian Wright AGAIN
Fuck off, fuck OFF, FUCK OFF. Enough of this moron.
>>63524970
I don't find him boring at all. But that's not the question, I mean do people share his point of view, do people label him a crazy far right nazi scum or is the tide starting to shift. I mean, some of the things he says about the media are crazy if they're real. Covering up crimes and some other terrible stuff.
>>63524940
Nothing will top this mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JFJwDxBpCY&ab_channel=PhilBarker
I can't stand David Cameron but this was fucking hilarious
stream en español para los que hablamos este idioma
http://www.pirlotvlive.com/canal-1.php
>mfw watching a James Rodriguez interview after Colombia's match yesterday
the fucker can barely talk, holy shit
>>63524996
I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of Swedes agree with him. Most people have been against the immigration policy since at least 5 years back. What's happening now is just crazy, no one but the most extreme leftists thinks it's sane. SD receives more than 1/4 of the votes right now.
>>63525008
PMQs is quite good to be honest..
>>63524940
hopefully they're reforming a lot of the traditional Commons procedure
I gather that the majority of MPs find it utterly embarrassing and only contribute because the other channels of debate have next to no publicity or coverage
It would be entertaining if it were still 100 years ago when most MPs were genuine intellectuals, but most of the current gimps are no more than bank managers and the "banter" is cringeworthy
>>63525025
>para los que hablamos este idioma
why
>>63525048
Agreed maet.
I don't get why we have a bunch of gimps so desperate to make it boring as fuck like Jezza wants.
PMQs is literally half an hour that gets people laughing and actually gets people interested, not sure why we have to force our Parliament to be a shit semi-circle drab place like everywhere else in the world.
>>63524854
DELETTTT
>>63524680
>implying lallana and delph are "different"
he should have tried dier and alli if he wanted different.
>>63525048
>>63525008
It's a decent line, but calling PMQs a debate is a sham
Say what you want about Corbyn, but I respect him for actually bringing real issues to the PM and not stooping to the shouting contest
Have we won yet?
>>63525047
then the press and the politicians making the decisions represent the extreme left?
Qt on Pointless yesterday
>>63525096
PMQs is all about banter though.
Take that away and it's just as boring as the rest of parliament
>>63525098
Of course. The bigger the more extreme. Aftonbladet being the most extreme.
>>63525096
>T. somebody who knows nothing about Parliament.
Literalyl the whole of Parliament is like what Jezza wants for PMQS. Boring committees and debates where nobody even raises their voices.
It only happens in PMQs and the rare debate where two MPs who care about opposing sides get at each other.
I am a Labour member but fuck Jezza for his holier than thou approach and being a boring cunt.
PMQs gets people watchinga nd talking and engaged, which it should.
>>63525124
>Indian
>cute
ian wright is on bbc 5live, match of the day, bt sport and itv.
>>63525135
So he should be
Absolute legend
FUCK ENGLAND
>>63525127
then if they aren't most people how the hell are they still in power and why have they been allowed to get there?
god save the queen lads
we gonna get a match thread going?
>>63525134
You must be blind
>>63525135
I've heard he's on Kelly Cates at least three times a week too
wanting cahill and not smalling, get out
>spics not singing
every single time
>>63525135
Black quota
>>63525096
>I respect him for actually bringing real issues to the PM
Like asking irrelevant questions from irrelevant people? People who wouldn't have a job if he was in charge?
>playing in some literally who stadium so not as many home fans get embarrassed
Kek
>what kind of blood you want fa͡m?
>just EPO my shit up
>say no more
Expecting an easy 5-0 to start friday night properly
>>63525129
>PMQs gets people watchinga nd talking and engaged, which it should
most people I know just find it embarrassing. You can't honestly tell me you find a bunch of ugly men shouting and jeering at issues like unemployment entertaining
>>63525169
based segregation
> No Vardy
Fuck this
LOLOLOLOLOLO
So fucking embarrassing...
lmao england
>>63525152
More and more people are turning to alternative news sites. The people can't choose the agenda of the newspapers, the owners does (zionist interests?).
>>63525190
>>63525188
what is it lads? itv jews are playing adverts
Honestly, it's a bit annoying but it's not the players fault they don't sing the anthem win passion.
National identities is dying so hard right now. Honestly, you can go to any European country and see a McDonald's and the same kind of shops now. National cultures has become so mixed and sanitised that it's no wonder people don't have a sense of pride
>>63525185
What's embarrassing is how much of a sad cunt you are.
We need leaders to be put in the spotlight and to have their ability to keep their nerve in a tiny chamber acting like a bear pit. We need somebodywho can think on their feet and control a crowd with their voice.
They're great skills and if nothing else, they're tested there. It's what Ed couldn't grasp and it's why he partly got the image that he did.
My anus is clenched. I'm ready.
>paco alcacer
literally who
>>63525186
It's just what people do.
As much as we like to talk about being progressive, people like to hang out with people that are the same as them.
spain kicking off with one man
is this even allowed?
>itv
>>63525207
Miss JT desu
>>63525217
>casillas
>mario
>bartra
>fabregas
>alcacer
literally
LETS GO ENGLAND LETS GO
is vardy not on?
>>63525222
Found the freshcunt
>>63525222
>he doesn't know alcacer
also
>barkley
literally: literally who
>>63525243
Spain is taking this seriously, why aren't we?
Oh...
I fucking love this old school kit
This is my Spain
>>63525259
CHAT
>all those pissed up brits in alicante tonight
gonna be hell
Is del bosque an actual retard?
Why does he keep starting Casillas?
>>63525259
Nah, big night out for his mate Calum's birthday.
busquets looks skinny as shit from behind
that tiny frame
lmao fucking pique getting booed the fuck out
Why is pique booed
>dross "deflection" barkley
>adam "nivea man" lelana
>harry "deflection" kane
fucking meme players
>>63525259
Against Watford, he jumped and his groin exploded.
What are we doing playing kyle walker he is dogshit
>hodgsonball
this is embarrassing
>England will never have a player as good as Hoddle again
>>63525276
Good to see desu
Of course engkekland still have their white shorts
>>63525274
England know they're better than Spain
JFs always play like it's a cup final against england
>Spanish stream
>Commentary always sounds excited
Time to mute.
>>63525192
but when it stops selling the papers need to shift towards what sells, but it's great that people are informing themselves. The problem is internet press has little power in reality. it's hard for a digital paper to have people on the fields reporting news, at least now and at least in my country. Don't know about Sweden
>>63525307
He hates disabled people though.
>>63525217
>CASILLAS
England win confirmed
>>63525314
related
https://youtu.be/dEiRE_-qdo8?t=119
bonglish stream?
>>63525327
Rightly so
>>63525314
I knoww some finnish words
sammuta, lapotilla, lisaa jieli, englanti, windowsia
>>63525289
because banter
>sterling
kek what the fuck
>154 million
What channel is this on?
>Raheem
fuck off la
>>63525308
Blue shorts again when?
>Bristol Street motors advertising
Spain must be like wtf
>>63525354
ITV
>>63525338
http://gstreams.tv/streams.php/86
>>63525338
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3soxtl/match_thread_spain_vs_england/
>all this booing
spanish "people" are cunts
>stershit
>>63525338
never mind found one
>Carrick and Delph
Fucking why? Not even a Spurs fan and the ALLI-Dier combo has been goat
>black players
How many hattricks is Kane going to score today?
>>63525354
Space Channel 5
Pineapple looking motherfucker
>>63525363
The english fa love pandering to everyone, so never.
> AsSpain
>>63525382
Because spurs are shit
>>63525307
Peter Beardsley
>Raheem "le run into defender" Sterling
first time on /sp/ in a few weeks
how long has the wrestling rule been in place? have those autists actually followed it this time?
HELLO BRADFORD HELLO NOTTINGHAM
Is Messi fit for classico?
>>63525384
Only 2.
>>63525354
Dave because its the same shit every time
>>63525345
Not bad bro. Keep practicing. From England myself but its always interesting to see people trying Finnish.
>>63525332
lol. Love me some classic Simpsons
>this shooting
>belgium
are they the biggest meme team atm?
>>63525384
not even a third of one cause you're not playing literally who european teams anymore
>>63525314
annoying, isn't it? what is wrong with that language? how do spaniards ever detect tone when it always sounds the same?
wow england is really trash im glad i didnt bet in them
>>63525416
worked against sevilla tbqh
>that coke scream
>Empty seats
Doesn't matter what the score is we've already thrashed them in terms of support desu
>>63525417
Literally today, and yes
>>63525417
like 1 day
>>63525417
A day
Tfw pique scores next weekend against Madrid, in Madrid
Pls happen
>Tfw all these Le shoot on sight and ignore team mates players in the team
Oh boy.
>>63525417
Since last night
>jordi diveba
r8 my pun
>>63525434
No doubt senpai
Just wanna say having a great day lads.
Applied for loads of jobs and just got invited to interview for a grad scheme that is 35k starting and I studied History, kek.
Good feel. Comfy watching the game with a coke and some sweets.
Who is the whiter black left back, Alaba or Bertrand?
>>63525417
>wrestling rule
what?
I keep thinking lallana is slippy g lads
>>63525441
>le possession is good in and of itself meme
England have had the only shots so far
Sterling is fucking SHIT
>Spain don't play deulofeu
What happened to >CHATSHIT ?
Get Sterling off he's shite
>>63525467
What is a grad scheme?
I stopped playing FO4 for this?
>>63525467
Good lad
>Diego Costa and Fabregas in behind him
Del Bosque doesn't watch the prem does he
>>63525489
He got banged.
>>63525474
booted wwe to /asp/ for good.
why is sterling playing like a conference player
is he bantering?
>>63525489
Injury
>>63525467
nice blog post m7
>not watching the game while doing coke with some sweeties
top pleb
>>63525259
Can someone explain the chat shit get hit meme?
>>63525447
>>63525448
>>63525449
oh nice, glad the new admin is doing something good for /sp/. moot forsake us after creating /asp/ and not enforcing the rule and after the icognito thing. mootdusky seems like so long ago
>>63525474
new sticky banishing sweaty mandrama faggots to /asp/
>>63525467
What job did you apply to do? i am currently failing at finding a job after my degree.
>>63525413
>unbeaten since opening day
>shit
>>63525489
Injured, we now have to rely on the one and only Harry "One Season Wonder" Kane
>>63525503
top bants, just gotta get rid of the generals and we're set.
>>63525484
>deulofeu
we want to win games lad
>>63525504
he isn't being propped up by the underrated GOAT fernandinho
>>63525467
>coke and some sweets
DYEL detected
>>63525512
if you chat shit to me senpai
>>63525489
buying a new caravan.
It's games like these where Lelana, Barkshit and Sterling really get exposed as the overrated stat padding against minnows that they are.
>>63525491
Basically a paid position with a big company for uni graduates where they train you up while you work for them. Then at the end they might keep you on or let you go. Even if they let you go you still got trained + got paid + got experience.
>>63525504
Black players never play well for England lad
Already bored...suspend league football for friendlies fuck this.
>>63525492
playing games and watching football jesus, only do one degenerate thing
>>63525467
What is the grad scheme? I also did History and and currently working in Sainsburys lel.
Seems like a bit of a waste of 3 years atm desu
sorry lads cant bring myself to watch this game
anyone got tips for a movie or tv series?
>Tfw I used a fake postcode on ITV player because I failed my remote control module
>>63525536
Who is Ashley Cole?
>>63525491
Don't know what it's called elsewhere but in teh UK any company/government department/ other place that isn't a shit place will have a grad scheme which basically hires people who've graduated from university.
It usually means quite high pay and fast track through the company to a management or highly specialised position.
I.e. I could be 21/22 and earning 35k GBP if I make it in charge of a load of people who've been there years.
>>63525539
I also watch chinese cartoons.
>jones
Looks shocked he even tackled him.
>Costa is still playing with Spain
top lad banter here m8
>tomorrow's weather
So much rain
>>63525467
good luck m8
i graduated in may and have been struggling to find a job that fits. i interned a lot in college and interviewed at career fairs, but nothing worked out. i even got flown out to an interview i was really excited about a couple days after i graduated with no luck. hopefully something comes up for me
le happy merchant
>>63525547
Just tell them you live at Wembley senpai
Going to cook tea desu I doubt I'll miss anything
>>63525540
I did mathematics and i currently do data entry i know the feel.
>>63525512
Twitter post from when he was small time
>>63525551
That bloke who missed a penalty against italy right?
>>63525536
Sol Campbell
>>63525544
Mother Joan of The Angels
>>63525547
I use a fake one every time, fuck the police la.
>>63525575
what you having mate? bit of fish?
what a shite game
literally two headless chicken teams
>>63525524
He's better than anyone you have on the pitch
This is probably the worst Spain side in years...will still smash us.
Jordi Alba is fucking dead
>>63525515
>>63525540
For one of the major confectionary companies.
It's like nearly 50k after 5 years and it seems like they give you loads of benefits and freedom to dowhat you want.
What unis did you lads go to?
I've been sturggling to until this point, only had one interview and that was to work in Parliament.
I did go to a rustlers and do loads of extra shit like study in China
>>63525580
>England player misses penalty
shocking
>>63525564
nice blog faggot
>>63525307
Hoddle is a cunt, he shouldn't be employed anywhere after what he said
>>63525620
thanks please donate to my patreon if you'd like more
Football is so fucking boring desu
>>63525594
Feeling chicken goujons tonight lad
>>63525601
don't make me laugh
>>63525564
>>63525493
thanks lads
>>63525639
sounds good, having some chicken myself actually
100 quid on 0-0 lads.
>Spanish headers
>>63525602
probably be 1-0 but i wouldn't be surprised if England won
>The desu filter is still here
So is it permanent now? Not liking it 2bh
Requesting 'trust no-one not even your delph', in return have a vardy
>anything but fish on a friday
heathens
Commentator just said "we".
Jimmies rustled.
>>63525671
Suck it normie
>>63525659
Riské
>>63525467
What scheme was that? I did politics and had literally nothing ever since.
>Tfw doomed to a shit life because shit at stem subjects
>>63525671
Then fuck off normie with your nigger speak
>>63525615
I went to uea kek. it was a nice uni, and is kinda up and coming. but it's far from the best.
graduated this year. had little success with applications so far, only got a christmas temp job
>>63525671
baka desu senpai
>delph
Go back to Villa at the level you belong cunt
>>63525659
>Phil Jones not scoring an own goal
You fucked up lad.
100 quid on pique will score
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>63525690
I find it hard to bring myself to apply to stuff all the grad jobs look so boring.
>>63525683
ITV does this shit all the time. Used to do it during CL games too.
>>63525671
baka @ you
>>63525710
good lad
>steven gerrard will never play for your team again
holy shit these teams are terrible
Do any English players ever think what they're going to do before they receive the ball?
>>63525683
>itv being biased
Oh gee what a shock.
>watching england
>>63525733
If only he had done that 10 years earlier we might have won something
>>63525688
major scheme for a massive conefctionary company.
I did history mate and I've had interest, just not loads.
All my mates have good jobs desu, your subject means fuck all.
>>63525690
Ahhh lad. Sorry.
I'm genuinely not being a meme lord but unless you go to a rustlers people just don't care.
I went to a good rustlers and people still don't really care, yet when I did internships everyody went to good unis etc. Just look on linkedin at the jobs you want and look at the kind of unis people went to.
Having said that having good extras will cancel that out.
Did you do anything extra? I literally learnt Chinese just so I could go study there and look impressive, kek.
>>63525659
post slip
>>63525745
Carrick might occasionally but apart from that i dont think so
>Jordi Alba
Holy fucking shit
>>63525717
iktf. nothing sounds appealing to me when reading job descriptions.
not to mention the fact that it takes hours sometimes to fully finish an application for some things...
why can't they just take my word for it that I'm a decent enough worker
>>63525743
Does she do porn?
>all this blogpsoting
lads, fuck off.
>>63525717
You now know why so many people brag about how much they earn as that's literally the only positive things about their jobs
>kane without rppney
This is what happens when you employ players with little to no CL experience. Means they aren't used to dealing with such players
Half the team shouldn't be starting
>>63525733
Who will set up goals for the opposition now?!
Oh wait, we've still got Jordan Hendershit.
>How long till Clive Tyldesley dies.
Sick of hearing this cunt over every England game
has anyone aside from hart touched the ball on england?
Nice crowd atmosphere you got there Spain. TOOOT *murmur* *boo Pique*
You can hear Oh Britannia over the home crowd.
>Kyle 'Im fast' Walker
Hes literally a worse Richards. Bench this mug.
>>63525788
Next step is to eliminate these filthy normies if we want to continue improving /sp/.
>slippy c
>25% possession
>>63525762
Where is your job though? Yorkshire here. I tried London I nearly killed myself it was that lonely.
>>63525222
>england
>>63525779
>why can't they just take my word for it that I'm a decent enough worker
My thoughts exactly
why is pique jeered?
Jesus christ
>blacks
>>63525813
he's been england's best player thus far kek
>>63525762
nah m8, I know it's true, no memes. I did literally fuck all else at uni lel.
sat at home watching football and playing vidya for 3 years. there's no hope for me desu
Raheem really needs to fuck off, fucking hate his faggot run.
>>63525797
What's even the point of friendlies then?
>>63525803
Every player has given it away at least once
>english passing skills
this is embarrassing
we are awful
England are gonna get a cheeky 1-0 win here.
Diego Costa is shit and literally who is Alacer???
>>63525837
>Who is Smalling
Dealt with everything so far.
>>63525825
Literally all my mates live in london these days i wish i could get a job there.
Mou BTFO out
>>63525848
he's fucking shit. why the hell city bought him i'll never know
>>63525833
because he's a faggot
>>63525825
I get to choose if I get hired. I'll probably fail but it says I have a choice of five locations if I get the job.
I have loads of mates who graduated and work for the government/MPs/major newspapers in London now so it wouldn't be too bad.
>>63525848
He runs like a nancy boy
>lose ball in dangerous area
>don't even try to walk back
>just stand there and watch the whole thing happen
you're a shitcunt mr heem
>>63525747
Would you rather it be the other way? Martin Tyler start screaming VAMOS CAMPIOOOOOONS at you?
>doesnt think an ENGLISH commentator on an ENGLISH channel can be biased
dick
>>63525858
B-b-but we looked so good against Estonia and Lithuania.
>>63525836
Think he gave anti-Spain and pro-Catalan comments or something in an interview
>Raheem gets to play with Silva, De Bruyne and Aguero every week
>Now hes with Kane, barkshite, lellana and carrick
Fuck me. Bet hes gutted.
>>63525858
>we
What part of England are you from cunt? Rep your endz.
england should just send spuds and joe hart to each tournament tbqf
So how are we doing against the pirates? Any perfidious shot on goal by them already?
>>63525813
seriously? walker is literally the only one doing good things
barkley, lallana, sterling have been horrible
>>63525779
I get the need to demonstrate my abilities to them but there's no need for the wall of jargon on every job description.
>Commentator already making excuses
>The final trimester of 2015
>Carrick
>slippy joe
holy shit england's midfield is so fucking bad
>receive pass from back
>get pressed
>lose possession after one touch or one pass
like fucking clockwork
>>63525901
Walker is dogshit, that wont change because he hasnt fucked up yet.
>>63525892
Reckon I'd bag 15 a season with Silva and Kev De Brev setting me up tbch.
>>63525893
Hertfordshire. Best county
>>63525898
>pirates
They're a rugby team m8
England's walking around like they've already lost.
Shameful.
>thaigo ded already
Is he ever fit
>>63525888
not at all, the reason is him talking shit about Real Madrid mostly
spics either have really good hair or really shit hair. Theres no in between with these lot.
I think we think this is a tournament because this reminds me of every game we played in the group last year.
>>63525747
British commentary is actually one of the least biased around
>>63525920
walker just a poor man's debuchy tbqh
worst game i have ever seen desu euro 2016 final will be germany - portugal
>>63525845
Ahhh lad, you dun goofed.
I'm not being a patronising cock (well I am but I don't mean to), but from getting there I knew that I had to do stuff to make myself stand out so I stat writing for magazines and national papers and learnt Chinese and did some part time work etc.
You probably should just find what you like and start at the bottom and then use the degree to boost you.
If it makes you feel any better I didn't stop doing stuff for three years and I'm now as stuck and hopeless as you.
In months this is ym second interview and third chance of a job that hasn't been a straight rejeciton
>Arsenal player coming on
LOL easy.
>>63525933
Why do spainish people care about that, oh no a player talking shit about his rivals who gives a shit.
£100 on Spain at better than evens
>>63525898
it completely makes sense to me that your country has internalised its historic butthurt into the sociology of your country by making England out to be associated with piracy.
England games are so boring
>cazorla
Ok now we'll win
no thiago, no ;_;
fucking pirates pls
>>63525949
>portugal
>Bringing on the poor mans silva
Ya blew it spics.
SANTI
A
N
T
I
>>63525920
If you say so. Walker is actually having a good season
>>63525845
Shawn?
>>63525949
will it be murderball again?
Vardy would have scored by now
>>63525990
At least 3.
>>63525904
exactly. I literally just want to know what the job will involve me doing on a day to day basis.
>>63525949
Ronaldo knee is fucked, it's over senpai
>>63525957
we can't handle banter honestly
also he is suppose to represent the average catalanist
Put sterling behind the striker ffs. Hes twice the player barkley is.
>could go on a counter attack
>barkley keeps doing circles
>back to the keeper
fucking why
>spanish defending
>>63525979
Literally just presented the ball the the spics in our own half.
>Pacno
>that iniesta pass
fucking GOAT
How have Spain no scored or had a proper chance on target? Its been half an hour
>>63525851
To see how your team fares against one of the better teams in the world not just micronation we faced in qualifying
Should have player his strongest team
>>63526021
>7 (seven) - 1
>>63526023
which every other player has done 20 times
>>63525952
I know dude. I wasted my uni time desu, but I can't change that now.
I'm interested in something relevant to my degree (history) so am doing voluntary work at museums and stuff while working a pleb job for some money.
it's shit for now, but it's a start.
>>63526035
spain have become so shit so quickly it baffles me
>M-MUH REGIONS OF SPAIN LADS XD
Spain genuinely needs nuking
>>63526035
3 wide shots which could easily go inside
also it is a friendly
>Continental players
Fucking bunch of fannys
>>63525904
>wall of jargon
Facilitates the development of test materials (universes, story pages or scenarios and data) for system, integration, regression, user acceptance and various other testing by an accurate analysis of the General System Design (GSD) and Detailed System Design (DSD) requirements, the business processes and operational procedures, statutes and regulations, forms and instructions and incident fixes in order to perform an accurate test execution of the various ASTRA, Channel or ACM system applications and subsystems.
Facilitation includes the analysis and identification of critical requirement criteria, interfaces of the various tax applications or third party systems, and conversion data from various mainframe systems to ensure all areas of these systems are completely and accurately tested. The development of test
materials requires detailed knowledge of business processes of all tax types, system functionality and the technical components of the various systems and sub-systems. Participate in General System Design
walk-through to ensure specifications are understood and met during testing, and requirements are analyzed for process or organizational impact
my current job's "description"
i've been here for 2 years and i still don't know what that means
>>63526035
Because their tactic is to pass around the middle with no intent and hope for the best
>englel
>>63526053
But then where will our chavs go on holiday?
>this boring match
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
>spanish play acting
every time
>Spanish defending
>Go down holding face
100% tackle win rate.
>>63525986
I wish I had a name as sick as that
guys why are BRAZILLIANS posting on /sp/????
how can they even show their faces
Serious question--does Roy have a rule against passing the ball forward, or are the players just uncomfortable not playing hoofball?
>costa
>Kane in charge of getting on the end of a cross
BENCH
THIS
SHITE
>>63525929
That explains a lot.
>>63525960
So what does that mean? Still 0(zero) approaches?
>>63526071
hey, genuine question, how old are you?
>>63526056
I just feel like even at walking pace this Spanish team should be able to make Hart work. Though yeah don't see them trying as if it was a Final or anything.
>>63526081
Spanish pressing making us shit
Fucking hell ross, pass the ball
>barkley
Greedy cunt desu
Greedy fucking cunt
>good boy, good boy
Can someone please fucking explain why the fuck the striker is wearing #10 and the playmaker is wearing #9?
Barklel is absolute dogshit
> Dross Barkley
I heard some of the Spanish players were chatting shit, when will they get banged?
>Barkshite
Fuck off. The kid cant make the right decision.
>barklel
Fuckin shit
Is Barkley the future of English footy lads?
BARKLEY FUCKING FUCK OFF
we need Wilshere back
>Dross "holywood" Barkley
just fuck off you cunt
>england shooting
fucking hell barkley and sterling are SHITE
>>63526131
Unfortunately yes
>>63526111
In fairness, shot was the best option,
>>63526131
>dire
yes
We need to purge the black and caramel players from this team, they're all fucking overhyped shit
Is there a more anonymous player than carrick?
>>63526103
Spain has been shit in friendlies since 2010
>>63526131
At least we have a future in football m8
Why does Barkley have so much hype? I forget he evens exists until he makes a singular highlight play every few months
>>63526103
Spain had like 4-5 good shots that went wide, I don't really expect Hart to work, this looks like the typical match where every shot will be wide except the one to be a goal
Is lallana on the pitch? Hasn't heard him mentioned once
>>63526152
Smalling is good but I agree about the rest.
>>63526152
Except Bertrand.
>kane
>>63526101
25.
>>63526131
kek yes
just imagine the rest
>our C team is still 0-0 with Spain's A Team
feelsgoodman
>>63526136
>wilshit
... No.
the reason england doesn't support their national team is because england is full of indians and pakistanis who feel more allegiance to club sides and would rather see someone from a rival club fail for england instead of doing well
all the vitriol for spurs and city players makes this obvious to see since then arsenal and united fanbase is so full of these "english" people
Sterlings literally the only one trying to create something.
>>63526172
He does two or three meme moves a game then scores from a wild deflection, basically the midfield kane
>>63526165
>Spain has been shit in friendlies since 2010
>implying we were good at friendlies before that
>kane
>>63526174
Inevitable 1-0 incoming, no sure why I'm watching desu
>Not hitting it first time
Fucking mong
>Jones
Dogshite. Get Stones on.
Hoddle is my least favourite commentator, worse than Owen, Savage, and Hudson.
>wales
>>63526241
DOST?
>>63526240
Too intelligent for you to understand?
Bet Ian Wright is your fav pundit LOL
>>63526189
I'll concede that one
>>63526209
>implying kane scores deflections
>>63526206
>all the vitriol for spurs
That's because their fans are fucking deluded and claim every play that scores a goal for them is the next Messi
Sterling don't ramp bruv.
>>63526251
dost
>>63526200
>Motm in almost every single England match hes played
But nice memeing
>hitting a two man barrier
Why are spain so shit now?
That's the most useful thing Sterling has ever done
>>63526260
>implying he doesn't
>sterling
why is fabregas starting 11 if he doesn't even play well for chelshit
>>63526297
>muller
we're doing this with white players now?
>>63526290
Maybe England is decent?
>>63526270
Yeah Kane's terrible. Truly a one season wonder.
>>63526296
getting hit by the ball in that free kick
>>63526290
>unironically playing good in friendlies
New Fred when
>>63526290
No more Dr Fuentes
>>63526297
name me one time. he literally doesn't
>>63526320
he always plays good with the NT, he's some kind of podolski tier player
>>63526211
migrate
>>63526327
Yeah but what about Bentley, Walker, Townsend, Dier and all the other random cunts they hype up?
Benny Assou-Ekotto used to be the best left back in the league in Spurs fans' eyes
Stop fucking shooting you greedy cunts
>>63526288
Bullshit, he's a pussy. If he gets touched he's on the floor with broken ankles.
>>63526375
>bentley
everyone hype him up, he turned out shit
>walker
genuinely one of the best fullbacks in the league this year
>townsend
every spurs fan hates him, he's never been that good for spurs
>dier
genuinely one of the best holding mids in the league this season
>BAE
he used to be good back in the CL season and maybe a season after, but he turned shit quick and his laziness showed through
>>63526206
>USA giving England a hard time over non-whites
HJAHAHAHAhahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>77%
>literally just under 10% LESS WHITE THAN UK
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAh
>>63526217
It's depressing as fuck. England are shit. What else is new? We played literally whos, now we're playing a fucking friendly against an ageing team (what's the opposite of literally who's?) and we're sucking, what a surprise.
>>63527255
And if you take hispanic whites off whites are at like 66% in the US
Lads, does it look like there will be more than one goal in this game? Need to place a bet.
>>63527255
What the fuck is a Gypsy?
>>63527457
thiefs
REMINDER THAT IF INGERAND HAD THE WORLD CLASS ARSENAL PLAYERS THEY WOULDNT HAVE LOST
>>63529121
Too bad Spain had them