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>look at catalog
>no /bundes/ thread
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pep is a madman edition btw
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rabimmel rabammel rabumm
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>>63487364
Good picture
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>>63487364
epic meme
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fuck off quiz
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>>63487380
thanks
good thread >>63486654
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>>63487386
Thank you. I didn't make it.
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Which friendly/qualifier matches are you going to watch these days, Freunde? You don't usually pay much attention to our South American qualifiers, r-right ;_;?
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>>63487499
none
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>>63487499
Darts
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>>63487499
what qualifiers?
not watching any though
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>>63487590
sweden is playing some dumb meme team
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>>63487499
gonna watch the UEFA play-offs
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>>63487598
why do the girl jersey have a v neck
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Germans, does this sound right to you?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3310487/Jurgen-Klopp-used-fans-leaving-early-Germany-words-simply-build-connection-fans-players-Liverpool.html
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>SHOO SHOO GERMAN GOBLIN
Why did you ever post this, it's stuck in my head
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>>63487207
>look at catalog
>no /bundes/ thread
So you thought to yourself "let's change that", right?
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You now remember Sebastian Rode
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>>63487811
only bayern bandwagoners leave their "stadium" early.
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>>63487904
what happened to him? loan? he was good last season
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>>63487207
yeah the fat mod keeps putting them on autosage
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>>63487935
ded
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>mfw no work because this country is celebrating some piece of paper that ended the first war and indirectly led to ww2
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>working
enjoy your scam
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I'm bored.
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was gonna make one about both of them being gay, but i can't be bothered
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>>63487798
Sexy++
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Okay my friends lets play a game:
You love your team, but how well do you really know your team?
The picture is the starting eleven from the last game day. It shows the shirt number but not the name.
Can you guess the team? Give it a try.
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>>63488350
the game doesn't make any sense
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>>63488366
Why not?
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>>63487499
I watch every usa and brazil qualifer
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>>63488350
Shit I forgot the goalkeeper. His number is 1
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>>63488350
no team played without a goalkeeper last matchday
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>>63488373
you start by asking how well i know my team, but then the game is about identifing a team that might not be my team
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>>63488350
what league?
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>>63488350
gladbach
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>>63488350
I know it, but I cheated, so I'm not going to ruin it for everyone else.
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>>63488420
Wrong.
>>63488406
NFL.
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>you will never have this much fun
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>>63488836
nice McFit squad
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>>63488836
>more pizza than alcohol
>only one bottle of non beer alcohol
ugh
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>people who only watch international games
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>people who watch international games
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>people
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>anime
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>>63488836
Me in the middle
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>>63488836
>I will never have to eat shitty pizza with raging underage plebs
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you guys are hella stupid
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>>63489137
rude
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that France v Germany game will be pretty interesting. I wonder if our nt will be perturbated from the sextape affair. And if Les Ulis stoïc Toto Martial will score 3 or 4 goals
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>>63489045
>>63489091
>>63489112
anime friends
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>>63489232
>that France v Germany game will be pretty interesting
it won't
>>63489242
hello!
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neini?
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neinhold?
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>>63489242
I LOVE CHILE
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>>63490956
BACK OFF
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*pets chiles head
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reported
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>>63491589
yaa gomen gomen
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CHILE
H
I
L
E
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>>63491620
anime
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>>63491728
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>>63487811
Thats just damage control
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name a more jew looking player than thomas müller
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>>63493023
suarez
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good morning
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international break is the worst desu
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>>63499517
why?
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>>63499566
no bundes
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>>63499574
not like you watch any of the bundes
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>>63499618
but i read about it in /bundes/
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>bayernwinslol
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who /derbysieger/ here?
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>>63500127
more like derbisieger
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get it?
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Looks like nobody was able to solve the last picture.
It was Hoffenheim!
Here is an easier one.
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>>63500315
I like the striker.
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>>63500315
chievo
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>>63500315
>bauern
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>12 Mio. lost
Fuckamalifeou
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>>63500372
Correct! Well done!
Here is another one.
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>>63500414
>schalke
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>>63500422
Looks like we have a bundes expert among us!
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>>63500435
Schalke and Bayern were pretty easy tbhfam
the 9 on the wing gives it away because I recognise that Breitenreiter autism any day.
Is that one Hertha?
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>>63500447
Right again!
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>>63500315
Fiorentina
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>schalke
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>>63500473
Köln
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gonna make myself some raclette today
how about you?
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>>63500899
Might have raclette tomorrow desu
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>>63500899
Visiting my sister and her newborn, she said that she's gonna cook something. Don't know what tho.
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>>63500907
i am glad for you, my good friend
swiss raclette is best raclette
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>>63500915
hopefully she doesnt make lasagne
i ate lasagne while in sweden and was reminded of why ive grown to hate lasagne
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>>63500915
>her newborn
why not say niece or nephew
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>>63500938
i never understood those words
niece, nephew, cousin, uncle
ugh
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>>63500923
holy shit, you're a disgusting human being
lasagna is one of the top foods in the world
will never get married with that mindset
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>>63500942
you might be clinically retarded
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>>63500944
thats a bit rude and drastic, t be h amigo senpai
i used to love lasagne but ate too much of it at some point when i was a kid
now i can hardly eat it without getting sick
it didnt help that this particular lasagne was absolutely awful
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I'm visiting my newborn niece later today too
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>>63500953
Same story with me and olives. I'm slowly working my way back now.
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>>63500950
it probably has something to do with the fact that i had contact with maybe one cousin and one uncle in my whole life
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>>63500953
>>63500964
just called the wedding off
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>>63500962
yes i understand
i love olives, they are my favorite food
but i do need to be careful not to eat too many
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>>63500938
I'm visiting my newborn niece. Happy?
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I wish Spotify would stop putting shitty Live-versions of songs i like in my Weekly Mix.
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he's right you know
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i can't visit my newborn niece/nephew until next year
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Why are Fortuna Dusseldorf shit lads?
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>>63501242
more like infortunium dusseldorf amirite?
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>>63500559
Was the last game the first time Bernardeschi played as a wingback or what?
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>>63501278
I think so.
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This guys has just started training at your gym. He's wearing jeans and a belt. He's been doing squats with just the bar. He spends more time playing on his Nintendo ds than training.
He comes up to you and asks for you to show him how to get strong like Geodude.
What do you do?
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>>63501511
I benched 1pl8 last week and brought it down too hard on the 4th rep and felt my ribs flex inwards then farted really loud
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>>63501511
raise my arm and show him the pubicles
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>>63501511
I question my aplomb because clearly chalk chalk chalk.
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>>63501511
Show him the door becaue clearly chalk chalk chalk.
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>>63501511
spin like crazy so he cant cut off my limbs
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>watching a football game life
>GF's nephew won't go away
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>>63500315
>Hoffenheim
>followers
also that's Buyern I guess
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>>63501511
my gym's a refugee home now
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>>63501905
Gyms like McFit have been refugee homes long before the Syrian war started.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5J_0HS3l_o
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>>63501994
I have so many things i could say about that.
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>mfw I'm discjocking in a club and someone asks me to play _THAT_ song
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>>63502077
> _THAT_ song
this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LJri0Mc6_Q ?
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>>63502077
>discjocking
what year is it?
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>>63487207
>>look at catalog
>>no /bundes/ thread
keep it that way next time.
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>>63501511
stomp his head in
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>>63501172
Still on the watchlist?
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>>63500675
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>>63502077
>weeb
>DJ
can a life get any more cringeworthy
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where's denmark?
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>>63502077
were you at the berghain?
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>masturbate
>doorbell rings and someone knocks on the door
>get up and open
>"yes hello we are collecting money for animals"
When will I learn
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>>63502798
south of germany
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>>63502872
>south
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>>63502840
>penis gets suffocated by the waistband of the trousers
We're here to suffer desu-kun
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>>63502951
>>63502182
>>63502174
>>63502162
calm down janitor
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>>63502958
>janitor
>posting tasteful images of partially clothed women
I think not
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Do yoy guys ever feel bad for Arjen Robben? I kinda can't help it, he's a great player and he'll never win a WC. Germany should adopt him tbhfam
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shut the fuck up, fatty
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>>63503057
This is my only post though :(
>>63503010
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>>63503080
shut the fuck up, then
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>>63503096
Fuck you faggot fight me
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>>63503010
>he'll never win a WC.
He will be 34 at the WC2018
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>>63503096
>>63503109
Samefags
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>>63503121
Exactly. Boy, you sure are smart
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>>63503141
So there's still a chance boy, you sure are smart.
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>>>/wsg/826504
Does anyone know the name of this song?
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>>63503216
That sounds like something from Parov Stellar
just use shazaam
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>>63503249
I don't know how to use that and if I need a phone for that i don't have that either
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>if I need a phone for that i don't have that either
lmao
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>if I need a phone for that i don't have that either
lol
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>if I need a phone for that i don't have that either
rofl
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You can ask Cortana. Just let the song play and ask her what song this is.
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Someone from bet helped me find it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w0KcIQ9omI
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>>63503487
>Cortana
is that ur mum?
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>>63503535
no, mine
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>>63503535
No, its the personal assistant in Windows 10.
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>>63503554
i don't have enough money to hire a personal assistant :/
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ugh, i probably should've gone with ">calling yer mum ur personal assistant" or something
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>>63503562
Are you Neini's bot?
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>>63503591
01101110 01101111
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>>63503591
No, but my bot has indeed made posts in this thread.
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>>63501933
Unterbewertet.
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>>63503679
don't call me your bot, darling
We've been over this
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>>63503775
No we havent and i also never called you a bot.
Why do you seek my attention so much?
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that's not even me
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>>63503795
because you have created me, you are my master
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Is this some kind of sex thing?
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>>63503810
00001010 01101000 01101101 01101101
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just ate a literal shitload of baked beans
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>>63503846
no, emily isn't here today
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>>63503861
Are you the guy who keeps bringing up Emily when i am mentioned? Are you getting off on this?
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>>63503898
>Are you the guy
no
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>Neinhold sperging out again
oh joy
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>>63503898
>Are you getting off on this?
you aren't?
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>>63503010
>Germany will ever win a WC again in the next 20 years
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Shut up.
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no u
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literally talking to the real neinhold right now and he told me that his bot wasn't ready yet
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who's the cutest /bundes/ couple?
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>>63503997
neinhold and numbers tobih
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>>63503993
Lmao get off it amigo.
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I hope you all die a very painful death
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>>63504029
Are you getting off on this?
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>>63504041
not really
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>>63504068
you aren't?
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>>63504077
nah
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neini?
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>>63504107
Are you Neini's bot?
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>>63504146
Unfortunately not
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>>63504161
Are you emily's bot?
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>>63504168
No. I wish I were a bot though.
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>>63504168
Are you getting off on this?
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>>63504183
emily is the personal assistant in Windows 10
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>>63504222
Exactly. Boy, you sure are smart
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>>63504222
So is your mom.
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>>63504222
>personal assistant
is that ur mum?
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ugh, i probably should've gone with ">calling yer mum ur emily" or something
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>>63504266
yes. yes you should.
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>mfw I'm getting off on this and someone asks me to play _THAT_ song
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who /jever/ here?
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>mfw I'm discjocking in Neini's bot and someone is the personal assistant in Windows 10
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>>63504332
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who /Neini's bot/ here?
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>>63504403
>Neini's bot
is that ur mum?
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>>63504403
/dumbers'bot/ here
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>>63504403
I'm no bot, senpai
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Who /Turing-Test/ here?
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>>63504418
don't call me your bot, darling
We've been over this
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>>63504476
I'm /sitting-naked-in-front-of-the-pc-and-drinking-beer/, m8
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Here you go you fucks.
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>>63504553
>ubuntu
enjoy your data everywhere
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>>63504553
no indication that's a bot
just a program printing posts to the console
could write that in 2 minutes
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does /bundes/ like my daki
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>>63504710
do you really live in Chile?
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>>63504710
I'm a huge weeb and even I think that's pathetic
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>>63504724
yes
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>>63504668
>indication
The word you were looking for is "proof". The only proof would be releasing the full code, which i wont do.
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>>63504553
>python 2
>ubuntu
Dropped.
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What did you wear on your very first ever date?
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chile!
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>>63504750
Do you literally live thousands of meters above sea level?
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>>63504775
>German Man Codes Autonomous Shit-posting Bot for Micronesian Yodeling Forum
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>>63504775
nobody wants the full code
just a small snippet of the learning proof
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>>63504853
are you emily's bot?
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>>63504810
>>63504844
you're thinking of Bolivia
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>>63504804
You're in a /bundes/, you have to use future tense.
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Do you have to be german to understand bundeslig? I'm thinking if starting
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What will you be wearing on your very first ever date?
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>>63504887
You're right.
I don't know shit about Chile. How's life there?
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>>63504887
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>>63504958
not at all
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>>63504924
>date
When I saw the escort I was probably wearing levis
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>>63504960
probably won't wear any chewing gum
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>>63504999
I'm new to soccer. There's only 2 big teams in bundeslig right? Bayern Munich and Dortmund?
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>>63504986
>>63504971
it's a shithole.
no, honestly i think it's ok
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>>63505023
Nah, there is one team, Bayern, that is way above the rest. They have way more money, better player and richer sponsors than everyone else.
Dortmund is probably #2 but there is no way they can get on Bayern's level what makes the title race very unexciting.
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>>63504859
>small snippet of the learning proof
What do you mean?
There are two different ML systems in place. One is a large pre-trained word2vec network which isnt learning shit anymore, one is a Naive Bayes at the end of the pipeline to filter results. The whole thing is also a lot of manual non-ML code, not a naked neural net or anything like that.
Besides, this is not done yet.
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>>63505128
then whose bot is this ITT
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>>63505144
Not done yet != Not working
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>>63505144
Has to be GOATZE's
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>>63505155
are you GOATZE's bot?
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>>63504710
good taste desu
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>>63502077
Never give up!
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>tfw finding an old song you loved as a kid but had completely forgotten about
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>>63505385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG6sH8GRfho ?
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>>63505426
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfP8lVfbg5w
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>>63505447
faggot
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>>63505447
gay
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>>63505468
Thanks!
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>>63505483
Appreciated!
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>>63505493
Anyone near Bremen wants to meet up for a couple of beers?
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>>63505529
I am near Köln i think.
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>>63505552
kek
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>>63505385
SOMEBODY
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>>63505529
how lewd would things get?
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>>63505426
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxCFmTtwatI
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>>63502077
play the other song instead
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>>63505757
I have a lot of beer. and other stuff..
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>>63505777
good for you
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>>63505529
what can go wrong?
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>>63505801
>>63505777
too lewd
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>this thread
guys, seriously
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>>63506840
It's cool, just ignore the bots.
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>>63506930
>bots
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>>63505426
I had this CD as a kid tßh.
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Michael is probably a tomato
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>>63507652
Schumacher?
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Hello,
I think this is Bundesliga thread,
People come here to talk about Bundesliga.
If you would like to talk other topics,
please use other places.
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>>63507795
holy shit Neinhold, your bot can impersonate a mod?
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>>63507795
wat?
>>
MEME
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>>63507795
>Neinhold unironically hacking 4chan
wew lad
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>>63507806
Who is Neinhold?
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>>63507866
Why do you get permabans for ban evading a 1 day ban? can you please change that? that's not normal
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>>63507866
the god of /bundes/
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>>63507866
Former trip who made a bot impersonating /bundesliga/ posters
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>>63507866
You wanna come over somewhere near Bremen. I've got beers. Can get hookers.
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>>63507912
no he didn't
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>>63507927
Hamburg would work as well.
I can still drive.
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>>63507866
Kill yourself
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>>63507881
>Why do you get permabans for ban evading a 1 day ban?
It depends on what you have done, I think.
What did you do?
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>>63507953
>doubting Neinhold
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>>63507912
I see thanks.
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>>63507927
Send me 1000€ and I can come to Bremen
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>>63507927
A city of Town Musicians?
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>>63507965
I have eaten an origin of Hamburger there.
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>>63507988
Bremer Stadtmusikanten, yes.
Is that a popular story in Japan or wherever the hell you are from?
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>>63507971
I posted offtopic in a thread and got banned for a day
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>>63504924
>>63507977
Can you change /fit/ to Health and Fitness rather than simply Fitness.
Also, to keep it /bundes/ related, is Muller autistic?
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>>63508003
neat
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>>63507795
Do you like football?
River > boca
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is neinhold a /sp/-wide meme now?
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>>63507976
he steals all his stuff on machine learning from some obscure google blog iirc
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>>63508063
>still trying to force that story
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>>63508015
It's a popular story in Japan, too.
I visited there.
https://www.google.fr/search?newwindow=1&es_sm=93&biw=1289&bih=995&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=Bremer+Stadtmusikanten+riga&oq=Bremer+Stadtmusikanten+riga&gs_l=img.3..0i30.9166.12089.0.12454.9.5.2.2.2.0.227.425.4j0j1.5.0....0...1c.1.64.img..1.8.204.cInoSmN_xHg
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>>63508020
What exactly did you post?
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>>63508120
Neat, i always thought that was a fairly unknown story outside of germany. Havent actually been to that statue myself when i was in Bremen.
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Ayy lmao
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>>63508128
posted about a game show that was on after a football game
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>>63508128
what team do you support senpai
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The fuck is going on here?
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>>63508179
Hiro just wants to talk bundesliga m8, trying to keep it on topic
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>>63508128
Image of a 90% nude woman
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Hiro tells it like it is. If you want to be autistic, /s4s/ is your place.
Your doing a great job my japanese overlord.
(⑅᷀᷁⌔᷀᷁⑅)
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>>63508179
neini working his magic
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>>63507881
Are you so addicted that you cant bare one day without posting?
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>>63508239
what? that's not what this is about
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>>63508239
>bare
BINLAND
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>>63508239
I am desu, a day would hurt
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>>63508258
It's spelled Funland
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>>63507866
Can you add some more word filters?
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>fleeing after receiving criticism
you really need to replace /sp/s mod team
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>>63508362
If you want more "filters" just use someting like FirefoxReplace etc.
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>>63508411
Whats the point if i am the only one seeing it?
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Damn, I bet Hiroshima is busy banging a solid 7 right now
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>>63508439
probably emily desu senpai lad
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>>63508161
I don't think it's bannable.
Probably, mistakes. sorry.
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>>63508199
>Image of a 90% nude woman
You want to lurk on /b/
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>>63508425
Occasional giggles.
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>>63508507
Hiro please add more wordfilers
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>>63508507
Hiro could you add a wordfilter that replaces the words 'american football' to 'fat faggots in thighs dryfucking each other while chasing an egg between commercials for shitty beer'?
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Heres my list of wordfilters i would like to see:
Neinhold - Schalke
Denmark - Lord
Bundesliga - Bundes
kek - pollo
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>>63508507
Could you also have a wordfilter change 'MMA' to 'brazilian dickpunching'?
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>>63508507
Can you do something about captcha? The way it's set up now, people are basically being asked for money for child porn to be deleted.
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>>63508600
lel
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>>63508507
>You want to lurk on /b/
'no'
Also I just got banned for "ban evasion" for a post on /aco/. I never posted there
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>>63508490
pls remove ban hiro
I literally did nothing wrong
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E M I L Y
M
I
L
Y
i knew you were here the whole time :3
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>>63507795
>>63507866
>>63507988
>>63508003
>>63508507
REMOVE WWE
WE AGREED ON THAT
YOU ASKED FOR US TO VOTE, WE VOTED
REMOVE WWE
E
M
O
V
E
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>arg-bra cancelled
ugh
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>>63508741
que?
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>>63508793
i stayed up for it
>>
>hiro will never respond
>>63508865
I hope you will learn from your mistakes
>>
>>63508918
He's shitting up another (selfmade) thread.
>>63508665
>>
>>63508957
I know
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>>63507795
poetry
>>
Since he posted here first does this confirm that /bundesliga/ is still the best thread on /sp/?
I think it does tbdesu.
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>>63508490
hiro's vlogs when?
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>>63509019
With some minor changes it could be a haiku.
>>
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>>63509048
It certainly is an enigma..
>>
>>63509048
Neinhold baited him hard desu.
He wouldnt have come here if not for all the shitposting today.
>>
wer /Schalke/ hier
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>>63509253
So is it confirmed that Neinhold is a mod or at least a janitor?
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>>63509255
Wee bos BTFO
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>>63509291
nah he's just good at taking over threads
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>>63509359
>these replies
Why are people so insecure?
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>>63509253
>not realising he has made several posts here before
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>>63509648
Very few and its besides the point anyway.
He came here to comment on all the off-topic he saw ITT.
>>
>ctrl+f didavi
>0 results
hiro has a point
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>>63507795
It's an international break now, casual
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>>63509291
not a mod or janitor but really, really obnoxious
>>
>brazil talking about himself again
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>>63507795
I knew it
>>
So it's official, I'm unbanned, thanks Hiro.
Mod please stay away.
>>63509963
A literal non-story.
>>
Does that mean you are gonna trip again?
You were cuter as anon tbph.
>>
I don't post as anon on /sp/. 98% of the time.
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>>63510509
Everyone is cuter as anon tßh.
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>>63510646
Okay.
You wanna see my 2%?
>>
>>
>>63510743
Yes.
Its an innuendo.
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>>63510743
its almost over soon
>>
lmao he moved WWE to /asp/ and created an Undertaker thread there
absolute mad man
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good night
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We did it bros. We changed /sp/
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>go to bed
>stuff happens in /bundes/
i'll never sleep again
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everyone screencap this thread
bundesliga >>> epl > nippon league > the rest of irrelevant shitskins
confirmed by our overlord moot
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>>63507795
Nice try, Tobi
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>everyone screencap this thread
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go to bed emily
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>>63518292
Classic. Never change anon
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Just ordered a printed version of this. Going to frame it and put it on the wall tbdesu.
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12 hours until Martial wrecks your fucking pathetic excuse of a nt
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>>63518036
>everyone screencap this thread
>>63518733
>Just ordered a printed version of this. Going to frame it and put it on the wall tbdesu.
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>>63518733
Filtered.
>>63519527
If only you knew how little most of us care about the NT.
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>André Schubert ist ab sofort Cheftrainer der #Fohlenelf! Er erhält einen bis Juni 2017 datierten Vertrag.
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Hello. The game is tomorrow.
>>
Pierre-Emile yellow @3,5
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>>63519527
even Löw doesn't give a fuck about this game
>>
>/bundes/ is responsible for the banning of WWE
not sure how i feel about this
i never liked the drama about those threads
>>
>>63520217
What do wo think of Norway-Hungary?
>>
>>63520961
>>63502465
It's only half over
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>>63520974
Yes, but the last norwegian team i saw that had to play away on natural grass lost 7-2.
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>>63521016
I just can't help thinking about Scotland and Holland in 2004
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>>63520961
I hope and think Norway
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>Germany squad evacuated from Paris hotel after reported bomb threat
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/13/germany-evacuated-paris-hotel-bomb-threat
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>>63521254
Finally somebody does something about the dreaded international break.
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>>63507795
>>63507866
>>63507971
>>63507977
>>63507988
>>63508003
>>63508120
>>63508128
>>63508490
>>63508507
>tfw missed Hiro-kun post in /bundes/
>>
>>
>>63521254
inb4 it's benzema and his mates
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>>63521551
Can't believe I missed that. I'm a wreck today.
>>
we are gonna be
forever you and me
>>
Feeling down. I think I will visit my parents again.
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>>63521722
just have a drink
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>>63521730
I don't really drink that much anymore.
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>>63521746
explains why your posts have been shit lately
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>>63521755
Yeah :/
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>my dad is coming in this evening
:/
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>>63521746
drink with me! my gf is buying me a litre of whisky. with my money ofcourse
>>
>>63521761
You'll have to sink about what means more. Your health, or your RPP.
>>
anyone else not watching the game tonight?
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>>63522006
Do you want to swap? You can watch England and Spain and I'll watch Germany and France.
>>
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>>63521722
Hope things turn out well for you.
>>
i think i might watch spain-england afterall
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>>63523138
Why?
Germany-France is gonna be the final next year.
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>>63523191
then why would i watch that now?
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>>63523215
Because its a good matchup.
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>>63521915
I would love to
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>>63523288
it isn't though
>>
Denmark are offering €12m to host the 2018 Tour de France prologue and stage 1 and 2.
Danish PM Lars Rasmussen will meet Prudhomme later this month.
>>
If the mod was based he would delete all anime posts.
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Michael Krohn-Dehli out tomorrow. Means changes in midfield. PEH as AM??
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>>63523543
>PEH as AM
wat
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>>63523610
Well him and Kahlenberg as the forward two with Eriksen to the left.
>>
>Smombie
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>>63523634
good luck against Sweden m8
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>>63523647
Thank you.
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>>63523653
Atleast we will have one scandi team in the euros.
>>
do i watch france germany
or spain england
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>>63523690
spain england you kok
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>>63523690
Spain England la
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>>63523670
Yeah. I'm afraid we will all soon be irrelevant.
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>>63523690
neither, you dumb fuck
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>>63523540
>
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#U21: Unsere Aufstellung für #GERAZE: Wellenreuther – Weiser, Akpoguma, Süle, Toljan – Kimmich, Goretzka © - Gnabry, Arnold, Werner - Meyer
>#GERAZE
>>
>unsere
>>
I like how all the germany-hating kids come out for the NT games.
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>>63523898
is that ger or aze, I can't tell by the names.
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>>63523946
Fuck off, Nazi
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>>63523946
fuck off, kevin
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>>63523946
yeah, go away! we all bunt and gay here
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based werner
>>
>no Dortmund this weekend
why even live
>>
Echte Leben
>>
start drinking again
>>
>>
On it
>>
Leben has a specific meaning here
>>
How do you go from this >>63508710 to this >>63518733
>>
>>63524718
drugs
>>
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING RETARTED GAY FAG DOING! GO BACK TO COACHING AUSTRIA FUCKING WIEN YOU DUMBFUCKING RETARD
>>
>two old men saying absolutely nothing
epic, ARD
>>63524928
explain
>>
>>63525016
neuer
ginter-rüdiger-boateng-hummels-hecotr
schweinsteiger-khedira
müller-gomez-draxler
>>
>>63525039
Whats wrong with that?
>getting mad about friendly lineups
ugh
I hope you arent one of those dumb Löw-haters spouting words like "golden generation".
>>
>>63525052
>fake herman
>>
>>63525052
>whats wrong with that
everything
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>>63525087
Nah, you are just angry because you trained yourself to be angry about anything regarding the NT.
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>>63525110
no. you are wrong. for example i like how new talents like sane are in cooperated. i just think back 5 withs 3 centerbacks and 2 wingbacks are stupid, outdated and provide for an awfull football game
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>>63525110
look at this fag enabler
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>>63525039
Probably more likely to lineup as the 5atb, a midfield 3 of Schweinsteiger, Khedira and Draxler, then a striking partnership of Müller and Gomez. And Ginter and Hector will probably be high up enough most of the time to make it a 352. Sure it's some formation memery, but it's not too bad.
>>
>tripfagging
no wait, actually it was better when you wankers tripped
>>
>>63525166
no it is bad. because for what you described you need wingbacks who can acutally dribble and cross. which to some extend hector can do. but what germany will suffer from losing one midfielder. three center backs actually dont provide anything for the current stage football germany runs.
>>
>children who care more about club football than internationals
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>>63525136
Okay, accepted.
>>
>getting this mad because Jogi just outcoached France
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>caring about international football
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>>63525231
>jogi
>outcoaching anyone but himself
you know the drill
>>
>>63525225
Thank you
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>>63525250
He outcoached everyone at the world cup last year by successfully playing 4 center backs in the first games and then switching mid-tournament.
>inb4 you try to twist that against him
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>>63525245
anime
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>>63525296
mustafi got injured and he had to play lahm as rightback because höwedes was needed on the left side
>>
>>63525321
You can see Scholl's balding problem since 10 years.
>>
australia please go
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>>63525328
i just realized germany won a world cup final with höwedes playing leftback
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>>63525305
chile
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>>63525360
xD howedes so shit ^^ i bet he sucks lahmms cock haha
>>
>>63525453
Its ridiculous really.
And its sadly not just the case on /sp/. People unironically believe the quality of the team over the last 10 years was a given and only by pure chance was Löw around to dusel his way to a world cup title.
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>>63525378
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>watching football
>>
The new kits are sexy as all fuck btw.
Adidas really did a good job. The world cup ones were already great with the all white and stuff, but i absolutely love the current ones.
>>
Playing that anthem in Paris again and no booing... Frenchies are cool uezs.
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chile is my new /bundes/fu desu
>>
came back from the graveyard. now time for football
>>
And so, the thread slowly comes to an end...
>>
>>63525617
BACK THE FUCK OFF NERD
>>
>>63525621
Cemetery sound like cement
>>
>>63525712
no
>>
>>63525661
fite me
>>
>equipped
>>
>>63525712
kinda incoherent and not very catchy t be h
>>
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>>63525305
>>63525378
Not aloud!
>>
this is goddamn awful
who would have thought. löw is a fucking retard
>>
>>63525675
graveyard sounds cool too. anyway I didn't understood why did they do the vw car thing.
>>
>>63525821
thanks for the insight
>>
>caring about friendlies
>caring about Germany friendlies
lamo 2bh hehehe
>>
>caring about friendlies
we do
>>
>we
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>caring
>>
>draxler
>>
>Thiagno off injured
>>
>Khedirna off injured
>>
>>63526016
Will you ever not laugh at the video?
>>
okay, gonna watch a film now and then go to bed. see you tomorrow
>>
Lass Diarra is currently better than any german midfielder
>>
>>63525983
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakdiJdigidowiJvigiiwoOf
>>
>these explosions
>commentator being scared as fuck
this is quite something
>>
>loud as fuck bangs
h-happening?
>>
Imagine if a bomb actually went off inside a stadium live in TV.
>>
EXPLODE BAYERN PLAYERS
>>
Based Rudiger
>>
>german people who don't speak french will have to go out of the stade de france and walk around to the bus/subway at 11pm
oh boy
>>
Should BS have retired with PL?
>>
>>63526496
what if they speak French?
>>
Based Rüdiger
Could turn into a great CB
>>
>>63526585
basically the same. Place around the stadium is full of romanians/refugees who are up to no good
martial already has lost a bit of his shirt
>>
>MÜLLER
>GOMEZ
>>
Vaclav Kadlec had a medical at FC Midtjylland yesterday. Had already agreed terms this summer, but the transfer fell through because Sisto wasn't sold.
>>
Draxler looking lively
>>
>gomez
>le can't play football but good at tap ins and headers man
>>
>>63526743
do you think we don't have those here?
they probably don't speak French either.
>>
boring match
>>
Boateng is literally the best CB at long passes there is.
>>
>>63526825
The players are only at around 75-78% of effort. Sadly it shows.
>>
>GOMEZ
>>
>>63526888
He's the German Simon Kjær
>>
>the city of Rüdiger
>>
Shame Gomez didnt score. Undeserved.
>inb4 the austrian spergs out
>>
love how the german commentator is pronouncing matuidi
>>63526808
also our thugs are african while the one in germany are turks or from the balkan. from what I've noticed they were kinda nicer and less menacing
>>
>conceding to giroud
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>>63527150
based britbro
based arselel
>>
>play less Bayern players
>team turns to shit
>>
don't worry its pretty far from the stadium but pretty close to me
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>>63527620
Stay safe mon ami.
>>
Kiss me.
>>
oh so those were real explosions are the stadium
>>
>>63528084
at* the
pretty scary
>>
>>63528188
Two shootings in Paris too
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>>63528224
yeah right near where I live
thank god I refused to go out tonight. Hope my acquaintances are alright
>>
>>63528312
Stay safe
>>
Consistently baffled by the way my dad watches tv.
>>
>>63528404
Tell us about it.
>>
>>63528482
Nah, I don't want to turn /bundes/ into my blog.
>>
>>63528665
hahahahahahahahahah
>>
so apparently the explosions at the stadium were a kamikaze attack
the GIGN is in paris right now, 12 people died
french commentators are talking about the dad of leroy sané
>>
>>63528814
WHAT
HOLY FUGGGG
>>
Hurt Locker is awful. zzzzzz
>>
>>63528939
I gave up on it, though I remember the sniper scene being gripping.
>>
>hostage situation now
fml what is going in?
>>
policemen are asking to the fans who went to the game to stay and that leaving would be pretty risky.
Ben Arfa is coming on !!!
>>
>>63529042
If I was watching on my own I would have turned off after two three minutes. SIX Oscars????
>>
Reminds me of American Hustle
>>
GIGNAC GIGNAC GIGNAC
18 deaths in the paris shooting
hostage situation at the bataclan
80000 people are soon going to leave the stadium. I hope there's the GIGN protecting around
man what a bad image it gives of France
>>63529145
I'm still watching the game and I have to keep it sport related
>>
>>63529218
It's overrated as fuck, dunno what people see in it.
>>
Guy I'm scared ;_;
What's going to happen now?
>>
>>63529640
h-hold me
>>
>people running on the grass
>woman crying
>this live commentary by Opdenhövel
Holy fuck this is like 9/11
>>
>little girl collapsed on the grass
fuck me
>>
>>63529801
why are women so weak?
>>
>shots inside the stadium
fug
>>
to be honest... I'm kinda scared right now
>>
RUSSIA BTFO
HAHAHAHAH
>>
>>63529865
>>63529865
>>63529865
THIS WAY HIROQTi
>>
[scared]
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