/wwe/ General #1606 - A Real Man's Man Edition

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First for /autism/

https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/661778391037845504

kek

I approve of your thread OP

post GOAT >muh William Regal moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcb8RoxQPD0

>>63317611
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>>63317625
does anyone have a pic of the belt pre-brock with swapable sideplates?

>>63317683

I don't know why you think this is so funny, both of those things are true.

>>63317681

Just a samefag wootist

>>63317683
>>63317698

https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/659824414012235776

C U C K Man Punk marks on suicide watch
U
C
K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpJ8XtXl0

Keep crying ;^)

>>63317670

Joe does a run in at the end and takes out Finn.

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>>63317709

I'm amazed he got through that without crying.

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>>63317689

WM 29. Admit you were wrong bitch.

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>>63317709
Roman is a savage

>>63317698
>>63317720
STOP SHITPOSTING

>>63317736
K

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>>63317728
rock always gets custom belts tho. where's bryan's sideplates?

>>63317736

>looks like a fool after shitposting
>WAAAAA SHITPOSTING ISNT OKAY

lol, kill yourself you worthless parasite

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>>63317749

The Young Bucks have not been receiving much attention from /wwe/ lately.

>>63317753
That was my first and only post in this thread you fucking dumb abo mong

>>63317749
predictably, both of them said
>YES
>YES
>YES

you know, the wweshop page that started this conversation literally has all the sideplates that have been used so far for sale

Roman Reigns and the Usos have made me hate The Rock. It really isn't his fault, but because of him, everyone in that fucking Samoan family is going to be pushed down our throats regardless of talent and charisma.

>>63317611
I forgot about Randy Orton. It went:

Rock, Cena, Bryan (won it, then Orton cashed in), Orton, Bryan (held for one day, disputed finish), Orton, Bryan, [Vacated], Cena, Lesnar, Rollins.

>>63317771

And it was a shitpost, not even one post in and you've already lost track, I thought chinks were good at math.

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>3.248 million for Raw

Bring back the Bikini contests

Worst WWE superstars:

1. Roman Reigns
2. Ryback
3. Sandow
4. Eva Marie
5. All the non-Bo$$ Divas

debate me faggots

>>63317764
but those were never on the WWE Championship belt. when bryan held the WWE World Heavyweight Championship title, it was represented by two belts, the WWE championship and the Big Gold Belt. as far as i recall, neither featured swappable sideplates.

the swappable sideplates did not come into play until the championship was merged into one new belt, held by brock lesnar, passed to seth rollins.

the rock had a title with unique sideplates, but it appears that was because rock had a customized belt as usual, not because the sideplates swapped out.

>>63317796
Remove 4 and 5 and you have 3 of the best WWE superstars

>>63317796
>1. Roman Reigns
Has put on great matches; was awesome in the Shield
>2. Ryback
Is an oaf
>3. Sandow
Is house show comedy act
>4. Eva Marie
Will never ever be good
>5. All the non-Bo$$ Divas
Becky and Charlotte are great wrestlers; however, wrestling is not allowed in the Divas division

>>63317813
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY...checks flag

ah

carry on m8

>>63317805
The new title has had changeable side plates since it was introduced.

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>>63317805
You recall wrong.

This reminds me that the Smackdown after Mania featured Bryan posing with the Hulkster.

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>>63317805

This is a picture from the night he revealed it, December 2013, clearly swappable sideplates, stop being a fucking moron.

>>63317780
everytime a family starts to develop stroke in the industry to rival the mcmahons, something horrible happens

like with the hart family owen died tragically - doing something vince's buddy shawn did a million times without incident, no less

with the guererros they lost eddie, and things didn't go great for chavo

and the jarretts were doing nicely before russo showed up to fuck everything up

i wouldn't be surprised if the mcmahons are trying to take the wind out of the Anoa'i family's sails by exposing the usos and roman's faults though their booking

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>>63317749
You can see his sideplates here.

Same question from the last thread: You can get one replica title belt from the WWE. Which one do you choose?

http://shop.wwe.com/Title-Belts-Side-Plates/shop-wwe-products-titlebelts,default,sc.html

>>63317854

White IC or Big Gold

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>>63317843
oh crap i totally remember the cena plates too now

fuck

>>63317842
do you think Vince killed Kerry Von Erich?

wouldn't put it past him.

>>63317842
Are you suggesting Vince killed them? Spoopy

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>>63317864

You were wrong and you should feel bad about it.

>>63317854

AE title has always been my fave.

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Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?

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>>63317780

But if it weren't for The Rock, we wouldn't have that sexy beast Nia Jax. Dealing with the Roman/Usos/Tamina bullshit is worth it just so we got her.

Seriously, she would be amazing in bed.

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>>63317876
okay so i wasn't paying a lot of attention when the crock, boreton, or champ were holding the titles

not really something to feel bad about imo

>>63317893

They're all pretty great aside from Shitlotte.

>>63317893
Those NXT tag betlts are awesome.

>>63317893
irredeemable crap, every single one of them

>>63317893
too many minorities - HH

>>63317893

Damn, Vaudevillians are really out of place on that list. They need to drop the titles to Gable and Jordan soon.

It hadn't occurred to me that all male champs on the main roster are heels, that has to change soon. Which heel loses first? Unfortunately, I'm thinking New Day will drop them to Usos.

>>63317912

There are no good faces on the roster.

>>63317893
>Rollins
Based

>Owens
Based

>Del Rio
Based as fuck

>Charlotte
Terrible

>New Day
GOAT

>>63317893
>only five titles
>one is wymyn only

pretty boring desu
they should bring back the TV Championship, i mean guys like dolph and rusev are on TV every week either way, may as well give them a reason to be there that's better than "Waah i got keked by a midcarder again"

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>check archive to see how many times this guy has asked about the champs
>this champion roster from before mania

things sure have changed

>>63317919

Ambrose, Lucha Dragons, Cesaro, Brock, Neville. Those are all good faces that could realistically win titles.

>>63317943

I loved the way Blake & Murphy went from being jobbers to winning the tag titles over the course of a few weeks. I wish that happened more often.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x27sxy6_bret-hart-vs-123-kid-wwf-title_sport

good match senpai

not even a bretfag but this is pretty good

>>63317790
when was the last time the Divas did a segment like a dance off or Halloween costumes or lingerie modelling?

>>63317819
>Charlotte is a great wrestler

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>>63317998
They usually do some kind of costumed match every year. So, not that long ago.

>>63317998

A couple years ago there was a dance off feud of Summer Rae w/Fandango vs Emma w/Santino.

And there was a Divas Halloween battle royale last year, featuring Paige as Summer and Brie and D Bry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de0e6uoEUv8

>>63317893
needs more enzo and cass
less eat owens eat Charlotte is what she is
7/10

>>63318013
>that black guy clapping and going crazy

>>63318019
kek wtf is Paige wearing

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>>63318013

>all them creepy virgin rapist weirdo soldiers

That has to be the most uncomfortable show of the year. Being around soldiers is awful in any scenario, but putting them in the same room as scantily-clad women would be awful.

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>>63318032
She's dressed as Summer.

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>>63318042
>not supporting the troops

>>63318049
she looks good walking girly

>>63318052

>supporting people that volunteer to murder other people

Why should I support them? They are well compensated for the work they do. I'm 30, and there hasn't been any combat operation in my lifetime that "protected" me in any way. Why should I support them?

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>>63318042
I first encountered something like this when I was younger, and then realized it applies to the military as well.

The term he used is "All Boy's Camp Syndrome", or ABC Syndrome. Basically, the longer guys spend around other guys, with no women around, the more their perspective shifts in regards to what's attractive.

So a bunch of milfags who barely ever interact with women are going to go nuts at anything remotely sexual. Even if its cringe inducing garbage.

>>63318090

You right. Have you ever seen the film The Master? There's a rather disturbing scene early on where a bunch of soldiers make a woman out of sand on a beach, and then Joaquin Phoenix fucks the sand woman. At first it's funny, but as it goes on, it becomes increasingly uncomfortable.

>>63317796
agree with all of that.

Sasha and Asuka best tho

>Seth
Based

>Owens
Pretty good as long as he's booked well

>Del Rio
Boring desu but I'll give him a chance for a few more weeks yet.

>Charlotte
Boring desu

>New day
BASED

>Finn Balor
BORING

>Bayley
BASED

>Vaudevillains
Literally who/boring/literally berried as soon as they are on the main roster.

>>63317912
SPOILER: The mechanics are now the tag champs

>>63317893
>Rollins
Can't complain. Talented, willing, and entertaining despite the shit booking
>Owens
Needs a good feud. Ryback was stale and lackluster. His tease against Dean Ambrose was pretty good.
>Del Rio
Is he a face or a heel? Let's see how Jack Swagger manages him before judging him. While not overall spectacular, he always manages to put decent matches. He reminds me of Triple H in that sense.
>Charlotte
Yesterday show proved how better suited and deserving Becky and Sasha are. The chemistry between them was crazy.
>New Day
Best part of the show. They need more titles.

>Balor
I don't know. He has no personality besides the cool as fuck entrance
>Bayley
Perfect babyface work. Great worker also.
>The Vaudevillains
Too little TV time to say anything about them. But I'm willing to say the Mechanics are going to be better champions

>>63318341
its pretty clear del rios a heel now.

Smackdown spoilers pretty much IMO confirms owens is feuding with dean. Hopefully he is.

>>63318341
Charlotte is so fucking terrible
Fuck nepotism
Fuck every online IWC podcast and smark praising her as the next coming of christ
She's so fucking BAD in the ring
"Oh but she's a natural born athlete and was born in a ring ready to go"
How? She botches every fucking match, has some of the worst ring psychology EVEN AMONG THE DIVAS of all time, and she's trash on the mic
GOD it pisses me off so much how everyone is all over her dick
fuck that give the title back to Nikki, at least she's gotten better every match and is plenty to look at.
Charlotte is offensive to me in every sense

>>63318363
this desu. I'm probably just a jaded smark but The only two divas i see any sort of talent in are Asuka and Sasha. Everyone else is just jerk off material

>>63318347
I can't see El Patron not being a heel. He always use brutal and heelish tactics, even as a face. Beating Cena clean was something really exceptional and there's no kayfabe explanation yet.

It saddens me seeing Ambrose out of the Main Event picture, but I want to see that feud pretty bad.

Also, Roman/Rollins double turn when? Roman is already a corporate champ and Rollins is a natural babyface

>>63318363
She's not that good. But she isn't as bad. Her psychology and selling are on par, and her last promo was good enough.

She's an innofensive babyface. And that's probably her biggest fault.

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Only title that looks like a true final boss heavyweight world champion.

Also the spinner was underrated.

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>>63318396
I think my favourite one is this one

The spinner was zany shit and only looked good on Cena for that reason

>>63317893
Also, I can't see Apollo not being a champion

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Is Apollo Crews a black man that Vince could approve of?

>>63318428

Vince will be dead by the time Crews gets called up.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/tatanka-signs-legends-contract

Literally who?
>WWE in charge of not doing racist gimmicks throughout the whole 90's

>>63318442

18+

>>63317893
Pretty good apart from Del Rio, Charlotte, and those jobbers who will lose the NXT tag titles shortly.

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/wwe/, WOULD YOU A NATTIE???

>>63318497
no doubt.

>>63318497

You'd have to be gay not to.

>>63317796
Sandow should be 1.

>>63318497
>literally wearing no underwear

I hope she gets that washed regularly

>>63318428
They should bring him up after Mania and put him in New Day.

i want to see emma get blacked

>>63318520

I bet Tyson licks it clean.

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>>63318363
This is the truth right here. She is one of the fucking worst.

>>63318525
I really like New Day but I hope not.

>>63318527
Who doesn't senpai?

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>>63318374
Emma is also great senpai.

>>63318536
>I really like New Day but I hope not.
Might help him develop a personality. At the moment he's just going to be another black "athletic" guy.

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>>63318396
The spinner belt was absolute shit.

This, however, was a great fucking title.

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>>63318428
Yes, Vince will love him.

>>63318545
this. this is probably my favorite championship belt of all time.

that and the belt that was made after the wcw title and the wwe title merged after haitch beat jericho

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>>63318497
Would you a Kaitlyn?

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>>63318577
HIGH TEST

>>63318568
They are the same belt bra

I think Seth Rollins is a good talker.

>>63318577
Yeah definitely, although I preferred her more natural look when she first came in WWE.

>>63317893
Why is the IC belt the only belt that looks good?

>>63317854
The Big Gold WCW belt.

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>>63318595
Agreed desu senpai. He's better than people give him credit for.

>>63318605
Classic design. Also, it's white

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>>63318598
Yeah, she definitely looked great back then too.

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>mfw just unlocked Haku
>mfw Haku and Vader teaming up in Universe

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>>63318582

Her implants are disgusting. I think the rest of her looks fantastic but they're just look like balloons stuck to her.

>>63317854
What's the difference between the replica and the commemorative belts?

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>>63318671
They look much better these days. She probably got them fixed.

>>63318694
except now her face looks busted

>>63317893
>Seth
Based A+ player. He's been such a workhorse for the company this year.

>New Day
The first genuinely interesting tag team in quite some time. Hoping WWE doesn't fuck things up with them.

>KO
Based as fuck. His reign as IC champ is just the appetizer.

>Charlotte
Shit. Only slightly less shit than the Bellas

>Del Rio
Shit

https://youtu.be/v7Bf0fel8S0

greetings from /v/.

>>63318778
what the fuck is undertale

>>63318653

Layla is 38

I hope my future wife keeps it that tight.

>>63318666
>not having haku vs brock at mania
>out of kayfabe toughest fucks

Dudes are the two toughest SOB's out of kayfabe.

Big islander man would probably rip brocks eyes out though if it was prime vs prime. All those fucking stories.

>>63318679
replica is like the almost the real thing they use the good stuff for the plates, and commemorative is the same size and style as the real belt but use a cheaper metal or high quality plastic i forget.

>>63318778

fuck off with your shitty meme game

LGTSS t b h
http://strawpoll.me/5917542
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>>63318363
>Fuck every online IWC podcast and smark praising her as the next coming of christ
>She's so fucking BAD in the ring
>How? She botches every fucking match, has some of the worst ring psychology EVEN AMONG THE DIVAS of all time, and she's trash on the mic
>GOD it pisses me off so much how everyone is all over her dick
>fuck that give the title back to Nikki, at least she's gotten better every match and is plenty to look at.
>Paige is offensive to me in every sense
rinse and wash paige to a T except nature girl has a more famous name

>>63318801
if haku was there when the rest of the samoans were supposedly pissed off and almost rioting you would have gotten that as a bonus after wrestlemania

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>>63318363
>Give the title back to Nikki
Sure anon, let's just jump right back into the pit we just got air lifted out of.


>Charlotte botches
Nikki and Brie have been in damn near every Botchamania. And at least Charlotte has a moveset. Nikki just does punches and kicks, with a finisher named for her tits.

>Charlotte's mic work is crap
And Nikki's isn't? Her promos are kindergarten tier. Making an L shape on her forehead and going "lol ur a loser XD"

>Her ring psychology is bad.
Can't really dispute that one. Their match at NOC, I couldn't tell what was worse, Nikki working the wrong leg, or Charlotte's overselling.

Tldr: Charlotte is shit, but Nikki is far worse.

>>63318396
Big Eagle
Big Gold
Smackdown WWE Title (the one JBL had)

>>63318814

>these literal children voting for brock

Shit why the fuck is 2k16 so fucking hard
Bret Hart is kicking my fucking booty

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>>63317943
>That fucking KO render

>>63318900
Because, you aren't the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be

>>63318916

>render

Alberto Del Rio defeated Neville

- Alberto wins a non-title match, then attacks Neville after the bell, but Jack Swagger runs out for the save.

It's literally Swaggie time bros

>>63318920
The stock images on the site like that are usually referred to as renders, don't ask me why.

>>63318826

Paige is much better than Charlotte though. There's a reason she got a massive pop for beating the shit out of her last week. If Paige had been on NXT to wrestle Sasha, Becky and Bayley, it wouldn't even be a debate. Charlotte got carried through her title reign and she's horribly awkward in the ring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAkpWEdS64

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>>63318932
>chody faggot rhode's father is ded

kek
e
k

>>63318923
time for swaggie to get squashed by a beaner at SS

>Sasha's cleavage during that promo on Raw

Hngh.

>>63318867
No Nikki can carry them to a decent match, Charlotte is just shit in ring and has zero personality outside of it. A terrible choice to hold the title, literally everyone would be better holding it than her.

> no blood streaming down austin's face at the end of the WM 13 match
You had one fucking job 2k
One fucking job

Austin's showcase is based 2bh, shame we couldnt get Owen in it

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>>63318867
Nikki is definitely bottom of the barrel too and Brie is somehow even worse than both of them.

>>63318979
>getting this turned on by a pushup bra

>>63318999

nigga u gay

>>63318999
Totally understandable reaction, to be honest with you

>>63318979
Yeah, it was pretty good senpai.

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>>63318999

Well yeah.

>>63318999
that's the purpose of them senpai

>>63317943
this must have been a terrible stretch for WWE. and why do the NXT tag belts look better than the WWE tag belts?

also, that NXT champion belt is ugly as shit.

also, also, the ICC belt is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

>>63319060
>terrible stretch for WWE
>Seth/Cena/Brock randomly fighting for the belt with interesting, although lackluster, segments, that in retrospect went nowhere
Honestly don't' remember anything about Barrett's IC reign except he got it stolen every other night and was the worst champion ever
Rusev squashing people was pretty great
Divas is always shit
Kidd/Cesaro was the greatest tag team of the last 8 years and they really truthfully 100% brought up New Day to how amazing they are now.
Seriously New Day wouldn't be shit if they didn't beat Kidd/Cesaro for the belts
That was such a good feud with amazing matches every single time

>>63319060
I can't believe they dumped those gold and blue tag team belts for this shit.

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Nice little tight booty for the fella's just waking up

Rememberer to Keep It Tight my family

>>63318999
>>63318999

Lots of virgins lurk these threads. Devitt for example used to get turned on by the slighest show of a butt crack.

>>63318993

That's ridiculous. The blood makes the whole moment. And there's blood in 2k15.

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>>63319123
DADDY SAYS
ALWAYS
keep it tight

YOU GOTTA ALWAYS
KEEP IT TIGHT for daddy

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>>63319123

I miss them so much.

>>63318993
>>63319145

Adding blood changes the whole rating of the game to an M.

>>63319123

This entire feud was fan service from Vince to the people who greentext ">women's wrestling" but literally no one appreciated it for what it was.

>>63319178

The same shitty shit that Vince and Dunn have been coming up with for the last 20 years?

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>>63319178

It was legitimately my favourite thing on Raw. Everything else was so fucking dull and we actually had an old fasioned, fun wrestling storyline. Rusev completely carried it though.

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>>63318826
most people dont give a shit about her name desu and it will probably hurt her in the eyes of some fans more than anything. they havent even started really branding her with merch and i doubt she finds paiges success on a promotional/media level.

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>>63319123
Ah, good times.

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>>63319203

>mfw her merch is literally a remake of her father's from over twenty years ago

>>63319204
God that booty is beautiful

>>63319212

Is this nigger wearing a womens shirt?

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>>63319217

She's a wonderful woman.

>>63319217
your loneliness on a scale of 1 to 100?

no offense meant.

>>63317954
>Brock
>face
Brock just doesn't give a fuck

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>>63319228
>tfw RuRu gets to go full Bulgarian bear mode on her every night while you're alone

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>>63319231
Hmmm...
Maybe a 55?
Every time I think about putting effort into getting a girlfriend/hookup slut, I just recall how I've been burned in the past and don't care that much anymore
At the point where I'm kind of just apathetic towards everything and just enjoying working more than anything else

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>>63319252

>tfw their children's superior genetics

>>63319252
Feeling good for him desu. Don't be sour and be motivated to become a strong bulgarian too

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>>63319265
>that's the purse Rusev bought her

>>63319259
This is a wrong mentality. On the other hand, I can't conceive the idea of actually putting effort into make a person like you. That should be effortless.

Post your top 5 from the last Raw lads

1. Seth Rollins
2. Xavier Woods
3. Kevin Owens
4. Big E
5. Ziggler

Why are WWE faces so boring? It's beyond me senpai

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>>63319303
1. Big E
2. Big E
3. Big E
4. Big E
5. Big E

>>63319303

>new day rocking out to seths theme
>kevin owens being teased for main event scene next year
>based as fuck bray wyatt promo where he controls the elements
>???
>???

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>>63319252

Rusev is what everyone in here should aspire to be.

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>>63319277

>Grow up in Bulgaria
>Be stronk
>Impress childhood friends by breaking boards over your head
>Move to America to pursue dream of becoming a wrestler
>Rek people in NXT
>Beautiful blonde Russian scouting for talent
>Your body hair and ferocity impress her
>She becomes your manager
>Bond over childhood both growing up in eastern Europe
>Agree to fight for her country, because you love her.
>Win US title
>Lose it to John Cena thanks to Lana
>Keep losing
>Get tired of her shit
>Tell her to leave
>She runs away with a greasy American
>Get a new girl, make her dress exactly like your ex, which she does willingly
>Display your chivalry by being there for your ex when she's injured, despite everything that's happened.
>She agrees to marry you
>Get injured at the same time as her so you can make passionate, one armed love to her all day.

Rusev. A true hero.

>>63319168

So 2k15 was an M? Also, if a kid goes and watches the match on the network they'll see the blood anyway. It's stupid.

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Could you niggers handle the thickness?

>>63319309
Holy shit, Bray. It was over the top and corny and I loved it.

>>63319318
>>Get injured at the same time as her so you can make passionate, one armed love to her all day.

Could literally tie one arm around my balls and I'd still be happy with her desu m8

>>63319212
The thumbnail looked like Adrian Neville

holy shit why

>>63319288
I just meant taking chicks out on dates and all that crap
I just don't care nor do I like spending money

>>63319303
>Seth Rollins
>New Day
>Owens
>Del Rio
>Lucha Dragons

Raw was actually pretty good overall.

>>63319303
1. New Day
2. Owens
3. Rollins
4. Magical Bray
5. Sasha

>>63319303
1.Kevin Owens
All Of new day
Rollins

>>63319318
I hope Rusev and Lana come back toguether. But being Bulgarian doesn't get as much heat as being Russian.

Either that or just go with the rest of euroheels telling how Europe is superior to America in everything.

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>>63319309
I forgot about that Bray promo. That shit was great too.

>>63319145
>>63319168
>>63319320
They show the video clip of him in the sharpshooter with claret all over his face literally straight after
Im guessing you can turn the blood on manually like in the other games

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>>63319342
They need to bring back the European title. I've been saying this for like 3 years now...

It didn't work out before in '97 because Vince only had one legit Euro on the roster which was Davey Boy'. Now it would actually work and make sense with the most vast Euro roster ever in the WWE.

Cesaro with the strap would be the shit.

>>63319345

That looked so bad. I actually like the idea, but the fact it's literally just Bray igniting pyro is really lame.

It was weak using superimposed lightning as well, when they used to do it physically in the arena.

>>63319345

No it was whack and goofy, and it's why people don't take wrestling seriously.

>>63319334
And who does, mang. But I'm sure there are places you would like to spend your money anyway.

>>63319336
The fact that the ratings are still low after two solid RAWs saddens me, but if that means they actually have to give a shit about the customers, then it's perfect by me.

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>>63319358

>Literally every belt from back then looks better than the ones now

>>63319259
Tfw no daughter-wife

>>63319358
There's a lot of euros in the roster right now. It could work. But I thought that was the idea behind the intercontinental title.

>>63319358

>Cesaro, Sheamus, Barrett, Neville, Rusev, Balor, Owens (because he's French)

>>63319362
It's cool bringing teatrics. The superimposed lighting was weak, I have to tell.
Also, he should have summon mist too.

>>63319369
Lucha Underground plays more with the mythological elements and it's a better product than what WWE is putting it.

>>63319384
It could be but being American, the IC was originally made to be disputed between North and South America, hence the title name. Now it's just any continent. Still, they should replace the US with the Euro since the IC originally and still means more than just the US since it does in fact include it, make sense? I think it does.

But of course, since it's an American program, the US belt has more significant meaning to casual mid-card marks.

I'm surprised Vince still has it considering it's now the last remaining piece of WCW, which we all know he despises.

>>63319392
Soon to have Balor and others from NXT as well. Before they had McIntyre and others. I've been saying this for years.

>>63319394

Undertaker calling lightning down has always been whack and goofy, the same way Kane "shooting a fireball" at Chyna was. Bray's promo was okay but him setting off the pyro and making it seem like it's "powers" make me turn my head in embarrassment. Even if I was a kid I'd still have thought it was the dumbest thing imaginable.

>>63319406
It was also normal pyro, totally unrelated with the fire flames of Undertaker.

WWE needs more pyro. The fact that Rollins doesn't have and Neville does is embarrasing.

>>63319406

My explanation has always been that Taker's just a really tough fucker who's a master of smoke and mirrors to play mindgames. His lightning was usually a practical effect, which helped. The idea that he actually has mystical powers for Bray to absorb is pretty silly, but you can always argue that Bray's just full of shit and putting on a performance as well.

>>63319369
>people should take wrestling seriously
No thanks.

>>63319419
>you can always argue that Bray's just full of shit and putting on a performance as well.
That sounds like a good explanation

Ok, I'm asking.

Do you think any professional wrestler has ever posted here?

>>63319455
I am 98% sure that Xavier Woods shitposts here on a daily basis.

>>63319455
I'm sure Haitch posts here.
Some of the posts I've seen here are TOO suspicious

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>>63319455
maybe

I hope the only thing they add is the mist to the Wyatt's entrance. Maybe some of the fireballs at the stage that Taker uses. Anything else would ruin it.

>>63319461
Maybe. He has to travel a lot, so why not post a little.

Xavier Woods ur da man

>>63319468
Now that's silly. But on the other hand, feasible enough

>>63319487
That could be really cool.

>>63319472
> le bane meme means she posts on spee
Kys wallaby shagger

>>63319455
>>63319461
Xavier is that salty nigger from reddit that gets triggered in here from time to time

>>63319490
Post belly

I always imagine Sasha being the hardest worker in the female roster, so she wouldn't have the time to shitpost here.

>>63319500

>Just call me stepmomkek

>>63319455
DJ Z in TNA used to have a signature move called Bible Black. His power level is seems pretty high and I wouldn't be surprised if he lurks 4chan. Maybe not this board specifically, but yeah.

>>63319472
the guy in the pic actually used to post on the bodybuilding forums and misc so i wouldnt be surprised if hes posted here

>>63319455
I heard that Paige used to post here. Not sure how true it is though.

>>63317896
Why were you making stuff up and insisting so strongly if, as you now admit, you have little clue what was going on at the time? That's what you should feel bad about.

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>>63317790
so much hnnng in one picture

>>63319455
I post here quite often

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>>63319663
>that pic

boner achieved

>>63319663
They are literally scissoring each other.

>>63319705
How old are you?
Do you know what scissoring is, and if so, how are you getting that from this picture?

>>63319696
Get back to work

AJ Lee Brooks has a nice arse and there are plenty of clips of her cheeks jiggling and folding over. Ghetto lard-booty is not the only way.

Reminder that Swaggie+Jordan&Gable are going over Dorito+Los Matadores in their new gimmick in the 6 jabroni preshow match at Mania

>>63318428
He's big
He's well spoken and looks like a classic baby face
Can wrestle
If he were white, i'd say he was a lock to be a future wwe champion. But since he's black, I honestly don't know, especially with Vince involved.

>>63317664

>>63311823

holy shit this thread was up when i went to bed...wtf

>>63318497
Yes, because she's actually thick. Unlike Nikki who people try to claim is thick.

>>63319888
Trips confirm

C U C K Man Punk marks on suicide watch
U
C
K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpJ8XtXl0

Keep crying ;^)

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>>63319919
So this is the power of Reigns

>>63319310
>you will never have Bulgarian tricep meat

Feels bad man.
:^(

>>63319310
A C U C K?

>>63319358
No they don't. It was just a midcard belt, which currently the IC title is filling that role.

>>63319919

>gaslighting marks at some convention

dude you are literally as cringe as rybackfans right now who posted his audio with jericho

literally countless people have talked about the shield being paired up with Punk

it was a literal storyline that happened on screen.

>>63319888
>Jordan on Wrestlemania
Dude's hot tag game is the best of the company. He's basically electric.

>Punk will never come back
Don't know how to feel brehs

>>63320007
>insulting Cmpuke101

Please leave

>>63317758

>roid delts

I just love it when some neckbeard thinks they know when someone is roiding just cause they have bigger arms than them.

>>63319303

Faces are one dimensional THEY SMILE SO LIKE THEM PLS.

Heels are varied with their antics, mannerisms, and motivation.

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>>63319888
>yfw this actually happens

>>63320116
Heels are getting more screentime.
Seeing Cena wrestle is like watching Coyote and Roadrunner. You root for the bad guy to win, but know he isn't going to.

>>63320116
It seems like heels get a lot more creative freedom to improvise how they act outside of the directions of the script. I'm sure Roman is basically given directions down to the most minute detail of what to do every time he's out there just because of the role in WWE he's bei g groomed to take. New Day especially seems to basically just go out there and improvise and act naturally whereas guys like Ryback and Roman look wooden at times because they're probably given such strict directions.

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>>63319224
think so you can tell by the neck

>>63317664
daily reminder that that gimmick lasted only for 6 weeks because regal was so fucked up on all of the drugs and somas and shit during that time that he needed rehab.

Got my Wrestlemania tickets! Anyone else get theirs?

>win the royal rumble
>third on the card at wrestlemania with no title shot
>hell in a cell match against mark henry

fuck 2k16

>>63320259

Did they patch it? I bought it day 1 and my CAW had pink pixels on his face that wouldn't go away. I wanted to like it because the gameplay is cool, but between the bugs and how pathetic the post-fight interviews with Emma were, I returned it. I just want a good career mode, is that so much to ask??

>>63317893
>Rollins
Worst booked champion in years.

>Owens
Only enjoyable part most nights when it comes to in-ring.

>Del Rio
Moron for selling out AAA.

>Charlotte
Her matches are only as good as her opponent.

>The New Day
Entertaining, but don't quite gel in the ring.

>Balor
Boring.

>Bayley
No credible challengers.

>The Vaudevillians
Average but acceptable in the ring. Lackluster reign after a win at one of the biggest NXT shows ever.

>>63320259

>buying a turn based locking picking emchanic based wrestling game where you fail if you tap to the sharpshooter at WM13 but not within the canned animation of it happening

also >no blood

What will the traditional 5v5 Survivor Series match be /wwe/?

>>63320280

they haven't patched shit, literally don't care about any other mode, any time i get a match with somebody not shit, i get ran in on by some boring twat

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>people actually think Charles is good

>>63319455

im pretty sure Disco Inferno did like a few months ago

cause some random anon just asked if anyone remembered him

also wasnt it confirmed that a few had cause they posted AMAs here with their pic

>>63320322

post the smackdown match where the girl married to uso got pissed off an shoot beat her, the week before charlotte won at the PPV lel

they didnt talk about it but it was on botchmania

>>63320322

Did Ric sleep with your mother?

>>63320342
I wonder how many kids Flair has out there that he doesn't know about.

>>63320325
Lolno, stop making shit up mark

What's on NXT tonight?

>>63320418
Apollo "No Personality" Crews vs. Finn "No Personality" Balor

Is Becky natty?

>>63320418
Asuka vs Cameron
Bull Demspey vs Angelo Dawkins
Eva Marie vs Gionna Daddio (Marley)
Apollo Crews vs Finn Balor for the NXT title

>>63320422
how many "no personality" stars are there do you think? 70% of the roster?

>>63320422

Should be a pretty good match at least

>>63320422
apollo smiles all the time bruh thats his personality.

>>63320337

What in the world are you talking about?

>>63320422

Apollo has more personality than that manlet pretend demon could ever hope to have.

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>>63320322

>>63320248
How much were they? I thought they go on sale on the 6th

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>>63320454
Ah, cool to see Gionna finally debuting. Time to see if she's actually any good.

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>>63317893
>Charlotte

>>63320259
You won the rumble and didn't get a title shot at Mania? ...
How could the game allow this to happen, since that's kind of the point to the rumble?!

Who /enjoyingbreakingground/ here? Regal is amazing, I hope he gets more screentime. How keked you guys think Josh feels when ZZ gets showcased and he isn't? I hope Regal or Albert tear ZZ a new one and make the lazy manchild cry or quit.

>Cass and Carmella goofing around
>Texas touring episode
>Staying hype

Bliss without makeup is CUTE.

>>63317893
They are all pretty good other than Rollins I guess

>>63320422
Apollo has no personality, Finn is a literal personality blackhole that destroys a personality around him and leaves nothing. There's a difference.

>>63320500
Charlotte is shit but that spot was ruined by Brie's selling. Brie is the worst diva by a country mile. Worse than Eva Marie.

>>63320554
it seems to ignore a lot of important bits, like you can avoid rivalries with people by just saying "i want nothing to do with him" to renee, yet they constantly attack you like it's trying to push you into having a rivalry with them

>>63320454
>Asuka vs Cameron
poor asuka this will either be terrible or passable, im kinda intrigued to see how it goes.

>>63320621
Reminder that Brie has a victory over Charlotte with a basic dropkick.

>>63320679
BRIE MODE

>>63320418

fullfail students memechanting for shitty wrestling for about an hour

>>63320476

the fucking black girl whos eye socket was broken faggot

her finisher is a fucking booty smack

she fucking rekt charlotte in a smackdown match cause she fucked up spots an so she got pinned

>>63317893

Good
GOAT
Bad
Shit
Memes

GOAT
Good
Memes

>>63320726
>implying any Full Sail students go to the tapings

You should have seen how empty the tapings used to be when NuNXT first started.

>>63320679
reminder that bryan has trained brie and her shitty yes lock, meh kicks, her missile dropkick is decent at least.

daily reminder that selfie man was a literal fag in NXT but they watered it down as being just metrosexual for WWE and paired him up with Summer as his "Girl Friend" to make it obvious

>>63317893

Everyone is great except "Finn Balor."

>>63317893
>Current Champs

Not for long, Vaudememes dropped the titles to The Mechanics. Scheduled for the 11th of November

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>>63320758
arn anderson is going to be proud.

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>post yfw jack swagger is getting pushed now

WWE2k16 only lets you edit a wrestler's/diva's crowd reaction to either "cheer" or "boo", but not "none". Does this upset anyone else?

>>63320679

She was in BRIE MODE so she got an attack buff and Charlie was still dazed. It's totally kayfabe acceptable desu senpai

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>>63320770
How will I make a realistic Rollins reign now?

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>>63320767
Wow that is not the right image I posted

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>>63320767
feels good man feels good, setting up for team swagger with the new hass and benamin in NXT.

>>63318363

she didnt even fucking work her dads own move when nikki reversed it at the PPV

instead Nikki acted like she was still benig hurt and was the one who crawled and grabbed the ropes

then at the finisher Nikkie had it reversed again, yet tapped cause Charlotte didnt even lock it on right

>>63320767
>IWC acting like Swagger is suddenly good

>>63320794

its one person

and lots of the IWC liked him before because he was a heel most of the time

>>63320766
Literally who

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>Finisher is a kick

>>63320573
I like ZZ. He is a guy that makes really easy to root for him, so I hope he gits gud

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Balor club bros where we at?

>>63320832
Isn't that half of NXT?

>>63320832
>finisher is not a kick

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Who /gionna/ here?

>>63320840
ZZ is too lazy to get good. I would love for him to prove everyone wrong, but he quits way too easily.

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the HYPE man is such a good bro on breaking ground.

>curbstomp will never come back

>>63320890
He does come off as a really cool guy. Shame about his wrestling ability.

>>63319246
One of the things that I love about Brock since coming back.

He's neither face or heel. He just wants to beat the shit out people and make millions of dollars.

>>63320895
Lazy, boring, simple finisher. Glad its gone

>>63320882
That's the way he is portrayed, yes. I have a hard time believing they didn't design a decent training routine for him.
On the other hand, he's still a kid.

>>63317893
>Rollins
Yawn
>Owens
Based
>Del Rio
Immediately fell back into yawn-tier with matches against Truth and a teased feud with Swagger.
>Charlotte
Utter shit.
>New Day
Based

>Balor
Massively yawn.
>Bayley
Don't care
>Vaudevillains
lel-tier reign

>>63320858

Pretty much, which is ridiculous.

Tyler Breeze's "finisher" is a joke. So is Finn Balor's.

>>63317683
>Sociopathic straight edge atheist jerk
wow no wonder all the punk marks can be described as "edgy cunt"

>>63320882
because hes 19, i think regal, a train, billy gunn sr and the other old guy will get to him. If he really is used to

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>>63320912
>I have a hard time believing they didn't design a decent training routine for him.

They did.
He went to burger king instead.
Literally.

>>63320928
I thought it was pretty gay too until I learned that was something some Southern mark called him that he just added to his Twitter bio for the bantz.

So Owens and Ambrose will prob fight for the IC title.