Official /cric/ World Cup 1st Semi Final Thread #2

LADS
A
D
S

memes tbh

>>57440708
first for nu zulund

3rd for choke afrcia

C U C K
U
C
K

me cox hard

>making a new thread as soon it hits 500
pretty autistic tbh

any other /auckland/ers here?
humid and cold as fuck

>watching this over shield final

Who /gong/ here?

>>57440813
sounds like you have I N F L U E N Z A

>>57440719
This
Dhoni would have done exactly that.

russouw

>>57440802
499 actually

Reminder that Auckland = China.

THIS REALLY PUTS THE DE KOCK IN ADELAIDE

Reminder that BASED Australia will dominate Poo Peeland in the finals

Warne will dismiss NZ for 135

>>57440844
gud contribution

>>57440813
>Being a JAFA
Palmerston North here.

>>57440861
this tbh

>>57440817
yeah m8

>want to do washing but it's raining

BASED HENRY

>>57440900
>>57440861
just went into a store with more chinese signage than english, I don't even mind
>>57440890
Jafa lyfe is great

>>57440861
Oceania = China

henry on song

GET SOME FUCKING RUNS SA

IM SICK OF NZ HAVING NO RUNS TO GET

>>57440861
Remember that Christchurch = dead prostitutes.

>Cheering every ball

Literally worse than Indians.

>>57440966

but anon at least half of them literally are indians

>>57440947
Owing trillions of dollars to the Chinese = China's slaves

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>>57440966
>I don't like a good atmosphere

5 slips again.

hahaha that fucking outfield man

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>>57440956
this is a bad thing how?

GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS

>>57440817
gong on, fuck this rain.

Is dave dobbyn playing at the break?

>>57440861
cause we relevant m8.

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>>57440998
Imagine the smell

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>>57440890

P A L M Y
A
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M
Y

>>57441053
Yeah with Crowded House as his backup band.

>Runs

YES
YES
WE GOT RUNS

>>57441074
Crowded House are Australian though

>say before the innings that 250-280 would be a great total for SA
>dad attacks me saying I have no basis to say that shit
>commentator says it just then and he agrees with him

lel what a casual faggot

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>>57441019
>that webm

Anything with the knees just makes me cringe

>Parents come in room without knocking, talk politely to one reluctantly, other one knocks and the other person invites in

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57441019
fug

>>57441019
source on that

will boult and southee have enough overs left to face abdv

>3.55 RPO

tbh i dont think they should even get any wickets at this point

just keep them at 3.55 and we will cruise to victory

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>>57441019
>middle_order_collapse.webm

Christ I haven't seen an atmosphere like this in a while. Why's cricket gotta be so dead bros

>>57441068
why? is your mum at the stadium?

>>57441106
It doesn't make you cringe. it makes you wince.

>>57441019
>>57441112
>>57441114
>>57441106
It's obviously fake if you watch the video with sound

anyone have a good stream?

>>57441096
Can't trust the Kiwis to keep their shit together so they sent some Aussies to lock it down.

>>57441096
prick


who /uni/ here?

>>57440998
>block a ball
cheer
>hit a single
cheer
>hit a boundary
cheer
>umpire calls for drinks
cheer
>batter calls for a change of equipment
cheer
>literally nothing happening
cheer


>muh atmosphere

I can't wait to leave this shithole country and move to Christchurch

>>57441119
>things casuals say

>Sky Go shitting the bed today

Fucking lol.

>>57441148
n-no thanks

>>57441149
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_2?url=live-cricket-2

GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GET S

>>57441149
free to air on prime.

why are cricket crowds so shit compared to soccer crowds and shit? theyre boring as fuck

Faf playing responsible cricket tbh

>>57441159
>tfw no ganja smoke atmosphere at Sabina Park

>>57441155
got back from doing my premed. who University of Auckland.

>Massey, AUT, Unitec and irrelevant polytechnics need not apply

>>57441162

>implying letting abdv on the crease is going to do us any good at this point

>>57441182
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- soccer fan

>Henry
>0-3

Fucking hell SA he's a meme bowler.

>>57441182
>le gentleman's game

>>57441182
football matches are much shorter

Who come there are no lean black Saffa fast bowlers?

>>57441198
a yarpie!
>>57441204
UOA here too, engineering, premed why

>GO DAN

jesus christ

kiwis should be banned from anything that is broadcast outside of their little island

>>57441182

because it's a new zealand crowd

new zealanders are embarrassing cucks tbh

Le glasses man does it again

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Come on NZ I've got my life savings on this game

Pappa needs a new bag of goon

>5 man slip

>disgusting.jpg

>>57441259
How are NZs cucks? Do they let black rams fuck their ewes?

>TYB le glasses man

>>57441250
>aussies are actually this scared

>>57441233
tsotsobe?

>>57441205
>implying he doesn't need just 10 overs to make the difference
Only way to put pressure on him is by taking wickets.

>LE BOULT IS LE GOOD BOWLER XDDD

>>57441287
Aaaay

>next to the playing surface
>not saying pitch
Graeme pls

>>57441238
To be honest I don't know. I really hate my bio paper. Should've done a compsci degree and will mostly change at 2nd semester.

why engineering?

that 4 means nz are fucked

>>57441182
Because you can't see shit at the cricket, so noone knows when to cheer.

boult looks like a lesbian

>>57441323
>compsci

GOAT degree
Got a top notch placement for next year, my life is sorted I'm gonna be a rich man.

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>run rate below 4

>>57441323
Are you in a hall?
I don't like just memorising shit and engineering --> software engineering == money $$$

>>57441155
/vic/

mcdonalds major but at least it's honours :^)

>>57441287
They let Koreans and Chinese cuck their women.

>>57441233
Whitey keeping them down

>>57441341
du plessi looks like fassbender tbh

>>57441341
Lol I know a lesbian girl that looks exactly like him but she has glasses. If Boult borrowed some off le glasses man he'd be the ultimate dyke.

Why is this World Cup so shit lads?

>>57441341
nah, she likes dicks

>>57441351
>Being cucked by small dick azns

That's just pathetically embarrassing.

Proteas to get 250.

>tfw appointment at mission tomorrow

>>57441371
>ODI cricket

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Run Rate 3.93

is Matt Henry related to Thierry Henry?

>>57441371
because odi is a dead format

>>57441348
>tfw all my arts friends have better jobs than my bcomm mates.

don't be a fucking cuck. have some pride lil nigga.

it could be worse, you could be an engineering neckbeard.

>>57441371
ECB stop posting pls

>>57441371
Because you shat the bed while being number 1 seed pre tournament.

>>57441371
Kevin Peterson stop shitposting

runs coming easy all of a sudden?

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who /afl/?

>soon

>>57441496
could have been the GOAT if injuries didn't get the best of him

Was better than Warnie in his prime imo

>>57441203
>implying we don't have orgies at Queen's Park Oval

TIME FOR LE GLASSES MAN

>>57441481
>lelbourne
>potato cakes
http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/cook/potato-cakes-v-potato-scallops-which-state-is-correct-20150323-13zysq.html

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>>57441481
>You will never smoke shard with Ben Cousins

>>57441496
>off-spin

what a faggot

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>Leave the Saffers to me

WE GLASSES NOW

>>57441419
fuck you engineering is where its at (maybe not at vic though har har)

>>57441323
answer me anon

>>57441520
>tfw no cricket qt to dagger with

>>57441347
Nah. I don't know why but I just wouldn't be able to deal with the people there. I'd rather live in a flat with Elam students than hang out with chads from the naki at O'Rourke.

>>57440813
reporting in

>>57441528
>calling potato, "fish"

wut

time for le glasses

Tell me about Vettori, why does he wear the glasses?

>>57441567
uni hall here, elam people look homeless kek< I walk past it every day.
Its really fun in a hall and I can be fairly antisocial

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KIWI CUNTS

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR SHIT LITTLE IRRELEVANT FAGGOT LIFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE SPOUT SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>I was nearing the end of my time with the South African team, and I believed it was time to try leg spinning for myself

>>57441594
who is she?

>>57441609

btfo tbh.

>>57441594
He has weak eyes
Four you

>>57441594
He ruined his eye sight sitting hunched over too close to the monitor while watching his animus in his youth.

>>57441594
He's a big meme

>>57441590
Looks more like a scallop than a cake cunt

at this point i think i'd enjoy seeing vettori lift a world cup more than the aussies. guy carried that fucking team for years through some shitty underperforming from players. be good to see fleming enjoy it a bit too. pretty underrated and easily forgotten captain and i loved how he batted in that upright way.

v e t

o r

y e

One of these teams are going to win this match.

>>57441566
>implying we don't have house party daggering session shenanigans at some 17 year old girl's house after the match

I'm dead serious.

>rain in mount albert
ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

also who /bunkinguni/ here

>>57441616

>tfw watched Louis' new documentary earlier
>Amerimentalists

>>57441155

Canterbury reporting

>>57441609
>YOU HAVE SPOUT
nice english m8

>>57441567
>chads from the naki
little bitch

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>>57441609

ind vs nz final, right lads?

>>57441594
Because his vision isn't 20-20
Like this game

>>57441680
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57441664
That TV evangelist guy was pretty cool, but it was so fucking obvious that his cunt mother was the cause of a lot of his issues

>>57441665
what year/what you studying?

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>>57441616
>Would you say that you have a problem with 'choking' in high pressure games?

>>57441562
>angry neckbeard detected.

Engineering Students are bad, granted not as pleb as business or law students. I can understand if people want to study Engineering because they are interested in the subject, but if you're doing as a means to an end to make money you obviously are a boring cuck. Maybe thats why I respect Arts and Science students more perhaps.

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Is Vettori elite?

>>57441712

>Not all the LSD he said he had taken from the age of 13
>LSD & Hardcore religion

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>>57441651

Why does a state of Australia get its own team in the World Cup?

What's next, is Tasmania going to be entering international tournaments as well?

>>57441718
>>57441729
NOBODY FUCKING CARES
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C
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>>57441657
>tfw no ooga booga sex culture
Feelsrapeyman.

who /Chlamydia/ here?

>>57441703
kek

>>57441204
>tfw pre med last year, just only an A- average so knew I wasn't get in, doing Econ/Finance now, still got to watch all the asians crash and burn at the interviews

>>57441718

Post-grad History

>>57441419
i'm perfectly happy but the classwork is stupidly convoluted while not even being challenging. at least as an undergrad i developed skills. this year will just be an easy way of getting into the master's programme i'm eyeing

>>57441562
'engineering' at vic is literally fedora city

kiwis remind me of hipsters from Portland, can anyone confirm this?

Anyone got any bets for the game?

>>57441752
Semi serious question here, could you rape someone and get away with it?

>>57441748
>this early damage control for when New Zealand win the WC

Loving every laugh m8

>>57441665
whatchya studying my south island friend

>>57441767
noice

>>57441780
agreed

>>57441729
They are very normal looking, no neckbeards at all, thats compsci (at UoA at least)
DAILY REMINDER SOFTWARE ENGINEERING TRUMPS COMPSCI

>>57441606
Elam students are pretty chill. We talk about art, have pretty hipster qts, listen to good music have great parties and are cool as hell.

any #stopdataretention here?

>>57440522
>>57440522

>>57441648
don't forget Bond

>>57441657
>tfw want a Caribbean qt but don't know how to do wild sex dances

>>57441791
50k on AB getting a 100+SR century

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>>57441752
>india
>beta as fuck
pick 2

>>57441802
>multi posting

KILL YOURSELF

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FUCK OFF UNI NORMALSHITS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57441786
>>/wellington/

not really, though. It depends where you go.

>>57441680
>mad gumboot farmer confirmed.

>>57441155
>>57441204
>>57441767
>>57441802
>>57441780
>>57441729

FUCK OFF NZ NORMIES

>>57441845

preach it my autistic brother

inspiration is for normies

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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/23/attention-from-media-family-would-be-in-danger

I hope based Rambo wasn't involved.

>>57441839
>>57441845
>>57441856

please go ozfucks

whos winning?

>>57441839
maybe 60 second post timers should kill themselves

>>57441771
you know ross webb or georgie craw? some mates of mine doing history

>>57441869
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57441847
>every guy that got bullied at intermediate & highschool confirmed

>>57441794
Not in the cities.
Not anymore.

>>57441846
thx for that, for some reason i've always seen them as hipsters and aussies as redneck hillbillies

>>57441825
They are the loosest hoes m8. It isn't hard to pick one up.

>>57441869

india m8

>WIDE ZEALAND

>>57441831
Balls deep huh?

>>57441794
Obviously
Indians are usually white knights with the the rich pretty girls but when one man starts a rape the whole village jumps in lel

>This godawful run rate
Why the fuck isn't ABDV in yet?

>>57441895
accurate for cities in NZ, not country

>>57441780
where you applying for and for what subject? I am trying to get into my MA program....

>hoping to get a sholarship

is le glasses man elite?

le wide man

>le wide byes man

>>57441845
i literally still live with my mum

You literally attend a university.

In New Zealand.

You think you are special.

You think people care.

ronchi needs to get it together tbh

>>57441780
sounds like you're doing critical theory in sociology.

>>57441895
aussies are more abrasive and jockish in a sense.
NZ cricket players are way more nerdy than the aussie ones. It's the central north island thing going on.

Have a look at Canterbury or whatever when I go to the Crusaders, I hear people abusing asians, abrasive bogans who fuck up the whole event by screaming maximum volume, swearing in front of kids for 80 minutes and being cunts.

Depends what scene man.

>>57441874

Na, Mate

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>>57441930
s-stop it, we have dreams too

>R-RONCHI IS A GOOD WICKETKEEPER GUYS

>>57441930

neet here just saying you clearly care enough to respond and feed their normie need for social interaction

doesnt matter what you say on the 4chains any response is a good response tbh

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>>57441845
i wish i could be a NEET and post frog pics like a maad cunt.

>>57441959
>tfw no dreams

>wake up every day and do the same shit ;__;

>>57441794
You can get away with murder if you're rich. Just like anywhere else, but the standard of wealth required is a lot lower than the western countries.

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>>57441930

>le overly defensive australian dropkick

>>57441902
Everyone thinks girls from their own country are the loosest hoes though. Is it common for black girls to date white guys?

>>57441895
>Redneck hillbillies
That's Queensland.

Eden Park is literally the only fucking stadium where the bowler is king in this tournament

>>57441977
thinking you cant be a 4chan autist AND be surrounded by qts
>>57442003
every day is a new day(tm)

i remember when ODIs seemed like they would go on forever and I used to sip my tea when they would go to the dilmah tea tent during the break as a 6-9 year old child

what the fuck happened lads this game is already half over

>>57442010
you can't get away with murder even if you're rich here man.

>>57441957

I'm from the Tron, now live in Chch. WTF is it with cunts screaming at you from cars along Riccarton Road?

>>57442010
Have you ever though of moving to Durban and opening a ripoff IT store?

Does Brendon McMeme think that Anderson is Fuckner or something and he's a death bowling god?

AB is going to murder him if McMeme doesn't get Anderson's overs out of the way soon..

>>57441949
almost as bad. philosophy

>>57441921
master of education at vic

it ain't anything special i know but i know what i want to research and at least i can be passionate about that, unlike now

the vic master's scholarship looks fab

>>57442031

literally nothing i said had anything to do with qt fembois you gigantic faggot

>>57441825
>>57441902
This guy knows it. The younger gals are easier, especially the high school girls in St. Augustine. Just have a car m8 you're in there.

White American girls are the easiest tbh. British white girls go Tobago to get drunk and fuck black guys too. You dont even need to be black just big. Our country may be shit but at least the sex is easy.

>>57442048
IKTFB.

Fuck Riccarton Road. Smells like cheap asian food, filled with scene kids and pierced fuck ups, and the grottiest fat welfare bitches imaginable. Ugh, fucking disgusting.

I had some bitch stare at me for like 10 minutes when I was waiting for the bus, bogan friends surrounding her. She was drunk at like 12PM.

>>57442047
Surely Kim Dotcom has killed a few hookers.

>>57442050
I have thought that the strategy of bowling Southee and Boult straight through would fail if a good team could see them out cheaply and attack the weaker bowlers in the last 15-20 overs

guys if I took a course on how to make coffees, like a barista course, do you think it would be a good idea to have like a barista inside a barber shop?

like you're waiting in line for your hair cut, why not get a coffee while you're already there?

>>57442030
meme as fuck

>>57442073
he implied social interaction was a normie thing do to and not a trait of a true 4channer(tm)

>>57441930
>>57441930
I remember you. You got mad at me for getting into a German University.

>Still got my 15000 euro stipend and job opportunities in Europe m8.

Have fun laying Tarmac mad nigga.

>>57442091
Murder != Animal cruelty

>>57442091
He's from Auckland.

You gotta be from christchurch, then you dump them in the Avon River.

>>57442101
Ask Le Glasses Man.

>>57442021
A lot of women don't care about race here. We have a huge mixed race population.

>>57442047
>implying everyone in nz hasn't killed a cheeky prozzie

>>57442101
I go to the barbers for a haircut not a fucking coffee

Who here is listening to the alternative commentary collective

>>57441606
I was O'Rorke last year, fucking GOAT year of my life knocking back diesels and dobros every weekemd

>>57442074
>White girls
I'm not gonna go to Trinidad for white girls m8.

>>57442101
do you own a barber shop?

>>57442101
yeah i want an overpriced coffee on top of my over priced haircut

bad idea m8

>>57442086

The problem is that pre-quake most of these people hung around in town. Now you can't go to Westfield without getting hit up for spare change

>>57442140
>>57442101

>he doesnt buzz cut his own hair

toppie keks m8

guys look at me i study at a university i am so proud of myself that i feel the need to discuss my great education during a cric thread

>>57442140
i know, but what if you want a coffee while you're waiting your turn for a haircut?

>>57442148
no. I would have to befriend a barber and then he would have to like the idea.

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>mfw SA goes 224-7
>mfw the sheep shaggers bat that easily and uneventfully with only a few wickets given up
>mfw the fun minnow battles are over

This match is pretty boring tbh

>>57442101
Barber: What coffee do you want?
Me: Just fuck my shit up.

>>57442101

Already been done m8.

As far as I know only the flash joints do it though. They charge like a wounded bull for it too.

Learned my lesson, now when I need a haircut I just go to barbers and get them to nuke it.

>>57442140
>tfw having a conversation with your barber

Had to explain my career future to a pig shit thick headed barber whilst not trying to sound smug and arrogant. It was horrible.

>>57442115
People that brag on 4chan are either full of shit or pathetic sad cunts

You are full of shit and a pathetic sad cunt

PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE

>>57442101
You can get a beer at barbershops in Melbourne. It's pretty hipster but having a beer while getting your hair cut is awesome.

>>57442047

Mate you don't even have to be rich to get away with murders here. Just need a few loonies to spout shit and you'll get off. Ask David Bain, Ewen McDonald and soon to be Mark Lundy

>>57442068
What do you think of Continental Philsophy and Judith Butler/Slavoj Zizek? I don't know why but it feels like a fraud, but i don't know enough to actually know or not.

>>57442174
guys im interested in the lives of my fellow countrymen
FUCKING BITTER KUNT

>graduated 2 years ago, communications and media
>had an unrelated, casual job for like a year and a half; been NEET the last 8 months or so since
>tfw

dunno what to do tbh

>>57442021
>date
Lel, most people are open.
On a reals there aren't many white dudes here, but the ones I've seen in bars/Tobago usually have harems going on with girls of different ethnicities.

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>>57442189
>>57442181

CASUALS OUT

>>57442181
>b-but muh 10 team WC is m-more competitive

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>>57442174

>your palpable asspain

sort it out you fuckwit

>>57442172
got that to me the other day. Hate Riccarton man, hate everything about it.

>>57442140
>>57442148
not to mention food safety standards

>all these casuals in the crowd that thought that bump ball was a wicket

disgusting tbh i bet half these retards are rugger fans and just there because they got cheap tickets

>>57442180
it would have to be some pretty fucking top notch coffee tbh and cheap

>>57442086
fucking glad I live out near darfield

Statistically speaking, if New Zealand can score the most runs in the second innings they should have this in the bag

>>57442191
kek

>>57442180
How many people can see a barber in a day? 3/hour at most? That's 24 people/day.
Even if all of them wanted coffee you would still not go close to covering the costs of a proper coffee machine or your own wages.

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did he have pubes before he grew a beard?

>>57442233
Yeah by 'date' I meant like friends with benefits or something like that. It's the same here.

>>57442204
I hate when they try to force discussion.

>>57442194
yeah that's kind of what my impression was too, i wouldn't be trying to do that, just normal coffees at a normal barber.

i guess it's a bad idea

>>57442217
i imagine they would charge heaps. same as those barbers that work at culture kings.

>>57442144
Lel it was just a comparison. White girls just get easy. Black girls are easy. Indian girls are...crazy, but easy. Dougla girls are also easy. I've no experience with the Azn grills though.
You catch my drift?

>2015 Semi-Final, NZ v SA: SA 76-2 after 19 overs.
>2011 Quarter-Final, NZ v SA: NZ 75-2 after 19 overs.

>>57442291
nigga looks like Shaggy

>>57441767
Was A- the average GPA for entrance? do you know the UMAT scores?

>>57442313
about tree fiddy

>>57442285
yeah good points, thanks m8

>>57442308
>Dougla girls are also easy

what the fuck is a dougla?

average income in New Zealand:

$41,555

average income in Australia:

$57,980

>>57442204

Last time I went me and my barber ended up having a decent convo about how we were dealing with our respective depression, how he was upset that his daughter was getting put on fuckloads of anti-depressants and his marriage was falling apart.

Oddly therapeutic tbh.

NZ GETTING BTFO.

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>>57442310
you're worrying me now m8

I GO TO /GONG/ UNI. FUCK ALL YOU NZ UNIFAGS

>>57442223
i honestly couldn't tell you m8. the stuff i've done at vic has been totally analytic, but no less autistic, especially at honours. i've seen far more about zizek etc from /lit/ than at uni, and it just seems like a whole different ball game so i don't try and pretend to understand.

on the other hand, i was scoping out some papers that relate to what i want to do for my master's and it was very oriented around hermeneutics and stuff. i'm not sure if that's strictly continental or whatever but it just seemed to have a totally different aim than what i've studied. it was sort of 'advisory' as opposed to argumentative

>>57441767

>pre-med to eco

what the fuck? Did you get credit for anything or did you basically have to start again?

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>tfw day 5 of nofap

>>57442355
>My Bank Account

$5,000,000

get anderson on tbh

>3.90 powerplay

lmao

>>57442351
Mixed with Indian and African. Either really nope or really really yes.

>>57442360
That's pretty gay

why are aussies so mad in general

>>57442350
no worries bro, gotta find a larger market is all.

>>57442415
Jesus mate, that's like torturing yourself
I once tried to go two days. Couldn't sleep.

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>>57442236
:^)

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>>57442213
STFU
This ain't T20 you casual. Building an innings is more important at this stage.

Fucking casuals I swear.

>>57442424

>Indian/African mix

weird, never heard of that b4, can you post qts?

>>57442101
I bet you're from Melbourne.

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>>57442355

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>>57442425

He looked obviously upset about it and it didn't bother me to have a chat m8. He seemed happier afterwards.

>>57442355
>tfw the graduate salary I am going for is more than the average salary in NZ

No wonder you cunts leave, why would anybody talented study or live there

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>>57442355

>>57442438
the key to doing no fap is whenever you meet a girl you should try to smell the girl and look at her tits and try and cum just by looking at a 6/10 girls tits face or ass. tip wear looser trousers so ur boner doesnt show and thick underwear so ur cum doesnt seep through.

whats cricket

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>>57442468
New Zealand is LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY POORER than EQUATORIAL GUINEA

>>57442480
the graduate salary I am going for is more than the average salary IN BASICALLY EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY

what job fields is there demand in at the moment bros?

i was talking to someone and they said that nursing is something that is growing, but i would have to go back to uni and i'm pretty bad with blood and shit and dealing with people tbh.

if i have to go back to uni then so be it i suppose, apparently i'm not eligible for cheap tafe because i've already done an undergraduate degree.

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>>57442415
waste of time tbh

>tfw posted a PR in squat after a nice rub

>Kane having a bowl now

u fockin wot

>>57442313
at Auckland UMAT only matters as a tie breaker (e.g. if two people on the edge of getting in have identical results, interview etc) you need an A- gpa (7) to get an interview (which I had) plus an A to A+ average (8-9) GPA in the 4 core papers plus you have to do well in the interview (they don't tell you your core though), if you get 10/10 in the interview you're automatically in no matter what though

>>57442471
I was only kidding. I wish I could have a chat like that; I need it.

>>57442429
Rapist convict genetics

>>57442468
Average salary in New Zealand is 28.3% lower than in Australia

Why did they leave that one off?

>>57442355

weekly average number of dicks in your mum

595366887

>>57442468
It still doesn't make up the difference because average wages are like 30% higher here.

>>57442465
nah /gong/

>tfw no jobs here and sick of being NEET but nothing I feel passionate about doing

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>Bane bowling

>>57442509
>cuntar
can ISIS destroy this piece of shit before 2022

>>57442410
I basically have to start again, but I'm going to add a BSc with maths/stats and should be able to claim credit there

>>57442514

>Implying anyone is watching

>>57442540
Catch a train every morn to Sydney you lazy cunt

>>57442512
your mums cunt is always in demand of dicks

>>57442535

because everything's fine

buy
consume
need
want
everything's fine :^)

>>57442538
>>57442535

>living in a desert
>failing economy
>kiwis returning home in droves
Keep it up aussies :^)

>>57442542
Why haven't ECB selected Harry Kane for the England squad?

He has a great strike rate.

>In 2013, there are about 650,000 New Zealand citizens living in Australia, which is about 15 per cent of the population of New Zealand.

LEL

KANE LIVES

I didn't know the mememaster bowled?

>>57442512
do a grad dip in computer science. its a one year course full time or can be taken part time.

>NEW ZEALAND INCHARGE OF REVIEWING

>>57442461
australians pls why are you so degenerate. find an aryan waifu

>dat umpball

UMPBALL

Why didn't they refer that cunt

what's with all the resentful aussies itt

>>57442582
>all the maoris and islanders leaving NZ for aus

not bothered tbh

>>57442582
yeah and every single one of them is working as a bouncer or removalist

>>57442610
saving it for AVDB

>>57442603
>Not an Asian waifu who looks 30 until she's about 60

>>57442594
could I do this if my undergrad degree is completely unrelated to comp sci?

what sort of jobs could I apply for with that?

>>57442582
>In the last year the largest sources of international migrant arrivals were Australia
>more people coming to NZ than vice versa
Thats was when your economy wasnt shit stevo

http://www.berl.co.nz/economic-insights/jobs/migration/net-migration-to-new-zealand-hits-new-record-high/

>>57442624

just av a db tbh

>>57442615
we are here to watch cricket and shitpost, not listen to you kiwifaggots have the same shit discussion about your faggot university degree that is going to earn you on average 28.3% less than if you did the same job in Australia

>>57442615
I think its just the NEET ones that are out in force. All the normies are at work or school til thursday

>>57442598
reviewing the umpire's call is like being a bit of cunt tbh. not that you would know anything about not being a cunt though

>>57442653
>A uni degree forces you to work in that country
no wonder you guys have such low IQs

>yfw your realise reddit is less normie than sp right now

>>57442619
has any one world leader brought the bantz as well as Muldoon against Australia?

ITT Aussies mad of NZs "Rockstar economy" (which is also the title of Lorde's follow up album, we're besties)

>>57442653

thats what im saying

stupid fucking normie faggots think its some kind of personable thread

just fuck off to gpforums tbh

>>57442653
sounds like a case of jellies that you don't have a university degree.