Windies vs Meme Zealand
Windies currently need chase 394 and already up to 7 wickets
Can they do it?
Ian Smith ranking the bants up tbh
Mike Hussey isn't a shit commentator though, rare for an aussie
>meme
>>57361592
memes tbh
first for le glasses man
EM EE EM EE
>meme
the fuck
why so many sixes
Shit OP.
get outta the way holder and mrT coming in
>anime
>>57361633
Shut up nerd
THANK YOU FUCKING BASED CAPTAIN HOLDER
this match is so fucking meme
>1-50
vettari btfo
bowl better en zed
What happened to Matt? I don't see him posting anymore.
>>57361641
Are you that curry New Zealand anon? You're always so salty.
weebs
>tfw no Cricket manga or anime
So you BTFO the windies
What's the next step in your master plan?
>>57361632
>Meme 63m six
GREATEST COMEBACK IN MEME CUP HISTORY IS ON RIGHT NOW
Are New Zealand the memelords?
>200 up
jaysus
need a fucking glass of milk
>>57361655
Na not him. I just hate you.
>200 in 25 overs
>>57361677
>>57361670
If sheep are meme animals
>>57361592
Go home blackboo, I prefer when your timezone forces you to stay away from us
>>57361670
new memeland>meme zealand
GOAT
rip weedlords
> Going for 8 an over
Kiwis are fucking shit
Can this be a new meme?
lleyl was an ancient ancestor of lel. He fought in the legendary war of memes. Before that time world was divided into small tribes of memes. Finally everyone decided they've had enough, and went onto full on fighting. There was chaos, there was confusion. There was everything but hope. Suddenly awoke a light. It was lleyl." From now on no one shall fight. This world will be under peace, guided by me", he said. There were no memetic wars after that; atleast till he was alive.
>>57361696
>losing to this shit
MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED MEMED
did say this game was gonna be over before the 30th.
shit team
AND WE'RE DONE BOYS
LETS GO TO SLEEP
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57361699
>atleast till he was alive
damn...
rip in peace
>>57361707
Top fucking kek
>>57361699
I think the ten feet of shit around your box is getting to your brain m8
>these black bulls sure know how to handle a big stick with some balls
Not even worried
>>57361699
'no'
>>57361707
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
>>57361644
does bahamas play for the west indies as well?
>>57361682
Only if Windies hadn't lost the wickets.
>inb4 greatest 9th wicket stand of all time
>>57361707
i hate these kinds of memes but THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
>>57361707
Thank you le low bitrate man.
>>57361707
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
Are the Windies the orcs to New Zealands gandalfs?
if these two can hit 50 4's between them they will win the game
CAP IT
if only they had like 5 wickets in hand
>>57361707
thank you le glasses man
>le off the mark with a four team
>>57361707
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
Southee on course to concede a fucking hundred runs
>>57361707
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
all the windies have to do to win is chase new zealands score down
>>57361707
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
What the fuck is this game
honestly
>>57361741
there's only one gandalf dicknob
>>57361699
>making so much effort
Taylor/Holder broship
I believe that they can do it bros. Halfway there
more than 30 sixes from this one match alone and we're only 25 overs into the 2nd innings
wtf
ridiculous ground tbh
31 fucking sixes this match alone
WHAT?!!Q
>>57361707
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
>>57361757
holy shit what brilliant insight.
lol southee
>>57361699
stop posting
That's some meme music they're playing!
>>57361766
>implying effort
>>57361757
lel
>>57361728
According to Wikipedia, no
Plz Australia
Go to NZ and build some stadiums
>>57361762
makes me think of if we took a bunch of roided luckswingers from baseball and put them in a cricket match tbh
>>57361780
F I L T E R E D
I
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E
D
>>57361757
Thanks Strauss
>>57361790
yes pls this is getting ridiculous
http://www.iheart.com/live/alternative-comntry-collective-6693/?autoplay=true
Alternate commentary
GET IN FOR THE BANTS LADS
>>57361778
>Paki
>Cricket
top lleyl
>>57361793
>>57361802
this is some /b/-tier shit
>>57361802
>leigh hart
topple keks
>yfw taylor has a test century
>>57361792
that's why they're gonna lose
>>57361707
thank you le glasses man
who's your favorite ASMRtist?
Fucking beach paddlers can't hold one end. If only they had a couple of more wickets and that 'ground' would've been an en zed piss swamp.
back to haiti lads
>>57361829
heather feather
>>57361805
we beat you in the asia cup humiliatingly
>>57361829
1. heather feather
2. gentlewhispering
3. cutebunny92
updated meme pic tbh lads, World Cup is soon over lads feel free to add more memes if I missed out on any and we can look back at this super meme in 5 years at the next World Cup
>>57361707
thank you le glasses man
>>57361802
> Shoutout to Mark Allen, watching the game with a goat in a spa pool
if chris gayle was holy, he would be chris grail
Watshit is going to cost >us the world cup.
>>57361848
>>57361848
>No WoWP
>No Jugger
>No Bratz movie
>>57361829
>>57361841
>>57361846
>>57361848
>Thinking "who /a/ here" is a /cric/ meme
Your new is showing
>>57361855
if chris gayle was posted, he would be chris mail
Give us the cup already
OUT
if martin guptill was playing for NZ he'd be martin world cuptill
>>57361841
>>57361846
>>57361829
anyone find it strange listening to dudes
They do good pure tapping though
gg
>southee never performs dude
>southee never performs dude
>southee never performs dude
>southee never performs dude
What the fuck are they doing? They could have had 30-40 runs less but with more wickets and have been in really good position
>>57361871
if chris gayle was slow between the wickets, he would be chris snail
Just got in. Hows it going lads?
GUPTILL
U
P
T
I
L
L
>>57361871
if chris gayle was in prison, he would be chris jail
>>57361805
Please don't use my meme casually. It should be used only when extreme levels of lel happen. Like choking.
will we even equal guppy?
>>57361888
bowling these tailenders are really going to help him with abdv,amla,faf
>till he was alive
>no instant reply
youll ahve to deal with this for now lads
>>57361893
If chris gayle was in america, he would be chris jail
>>57361888
tbh this is the tail
good for his confidence though (and my points)
hey nz might have won tonight but they've gotten quite a bit of beating along with it. fucking 221 in 28 overs, kek
>>57361903
have faith
>>57361884
i've only watched that creepy bald aussie one
he does some high quality shit but it just doesn't work for me aye
>>57361884
it's a bit odd but some of them are brilliant
depends on my mood tbh
>>57361891
>What the fuck are they doing?
welcome to WI cricket
Windies won if T20 tbh
>>57361871
If Chris Gayle played for Pakistan, he would be Chris Fail
>>57361913
small india pls go, we already kicked you out
Will they beat Guptill's score?
>>57361911
if chris gayle was wood he would, be chris bail
rip in piss my brave rasta man
>>57361802
> Solomon Benn is probably one of the better numbers 11's
> In a team of number 11's he'd probably bat at 10, with Christ Martin at 11
holy shit my side
>>57361932
if chris gayle went to collage, he would be chris yale
If Jason Holder were a car he would be Jason Holden
IF Chris Gayle was good he would be Chris Pale
>>57361948
Hey that was mine.
>>57361932
If Chris Gayle was a small guy he would be Chris Frail
>>57361956
you beat me to jail tbh
>>57361871
>>57361893
>>57361911
>>57361937
If Chris Gayle was white, he would be Chris Sail.
If chris Gale was from New Zealand he'd be Chris fail
If Jason Holder was the Rock he'd be Jason Boulder
>>57361951
if chris gayle was a vegetable, he would be chris kale
if Chris Gayle was a furfag he'd be walking around with a Chris Tail
>>57361950
not how it works tbh
NOT OVER
O
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O
V
E
R
Okay so I was the guy trying to contextualize the NZ guy's score. How much of a comeback, so to speak, would it be if the other team ended up winning? I am beginning to get the idea of wickets, the scoring system isn't really confusing, but I'm confused about the way that results get displayed.
>>57361966
if chris gayle was delivered to your letterbox, he would be chris mail
> implying holder wont get 100
>>57361966
if chris gayle was a storm, he'd be chris gail
ALL THIS MEMING IS DISTRACTING THE BOWLERS!!!!!
This ground is absolute trash.
Honestly making holder captain might actually have been a stroke of genius from the WI board. His batting has been more consistent than the entire team to be honest
if chris gayle was a beer he would be chris pale ale
>>57361963
>losing to chris fail
>>57361981
this would possibly have been the greatest game of all time if west indies won this
>>57361985
*150 ftfy
tbh Holder is a good batter, but a shit bowler. He should of go and bat first with Gayle.
if chris gayle was a rapper he'd be diss gayle
>>57361987
If chris gayle lived in the ocean, he would be chris whale
>>57361981
From this position it's near impossible. If the West Indies had maybe, I dunno, 5 wickets in hand, a huge comeback would be on the cards potentially.
If Chris Gayle were an online communications service he would be Chris Gmayle
>>57362001
He did real fuckin well against UAE for a bit tho
>>57361981
panda
ring
If Adam Milne made hats he would be Adam Milliner
What's for dinner 2nite /cricm8s/?
Y-you aren't going to eat KFC right?
>>57361996
2nd best
hard to beat the 434
>>57361981
if the windies hold their 10th wicket and get another 160 runs it would probably be a first
>>57361989
Yes
Yes it is
>>57361996
So I basically picked a bad game to start trying to understand Cricket on?
i.e. I picked an extraordinary game to get a baseline of cricket on.
>>57362019
I made Vodka taco's earlier
>>57362001
>He should of go and bat first with Gayle.
>bahamas in charge of english
>tfw there will never be an ASMR farting video
>yfw the Windies win
If the windies had wickets they could make 500
if chris gale was a bucket he would be chris pail
if he was white he would be chris pale
if he was a vegetable he would be chris kale
if he was a walking track he would be chris trail
if he was a fighter he would be chris flail
if he was a rock he would be chris shale
etc
Just reaching the halfway mark lads, Windies on course for 480.
>>57362019
m8 im going to kfc to get the promotional mini rugger ball
just kidding carrots and wine for me
>>57362030
>tfw no binaural soft layered farts
>>57361981
Go watch the Australia v South Africa match when they chased down 430 a few years ago.
if sachin tendulkar was australian he'd be convicted rapist.
Surprised no one has said if Chris Gayle was a cuck he would be Chris Poole
JUST
these commentators are forgetting that WI would've got literally half the number of runs they have now if they didn't play like niggers so its a pointless hypothetical really
>>57362012
>laugh related
>>57362034
honestly if they were vsing any other team other than australia they would
>southee's stats getting btfo
>>57362045
heh
>>57362056
Yeah p much
Also gayle couldn't run
>>57362026
its probably one of the worst, because this ground is nothing like a real cricket ground
>>57362020
nah, looking at the context of it, being a world cup quarter final, just got completely thrashed by the other side, being a completely shit team, this would have been the greatest chase in ODI history
>>57362008
if chris gayle was leftover, he'd be chris stale
>WI management in charge of managing a run chase
If New Zealand had world cup wins they'd be Australia
>Southee
Benn looks to big to function as a normal human.
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/283552.html
>highest 9th wicket partnership is 132
good luck windies
this black bull batting at 11, still getting double boundaries
>250 off 30 overs
windies fucked up, they had this when they were like 100 off 10 with only a couple of wickets
>>57362052
who?
power meme
time for that final wicket
>>57362020
A 150 run 10th wicket partnership would be hard to top
>>57362030
>fartfags
Worst meme fetish right next to feet and cucking tbh
>summer of 69
my nig
IM NERVOUS AS SHIT STILL!!!!!!
http://strawpoll.me/3921247
>>57362072
they were never gonna make it anyway, might as well have a hit and see what happens
>>57361981
NZ score was huge
WI play very recklessly and therefore can score at a pretty quick rate but lose a lot of wickets, if they lose another one now the game is over so it would be the single greatest comeback ever in the history of sport if they won from here.
Keep in mind that the batters get shitter as they get further down, most teams the last 2-3 batters would be lucky to get 10-20 runs on a good day.
Game is over
and boom goes the dynamite
gg my Caribbean friends
>>57362096
too late brah
disappointing tbh
ayyyyyyyyyyy
ANDERGOAT TAKES IT HOME
WHO /WELLY/ HERE
LET'S GO TO THE OLD BAILEY
GAME
BLACK BULLS R DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
POOR LADS..
shit game tbh
Welp, can actually get some real sleep after this one. Night fucks.
saffas will wreck these scrubs
>>57362026
there is no way they are going to chase now, so it's not really an extra-ordinary game.
OVEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phew
>>57362096
>>57362103
jk lol
if the west indies won, they would be the best indies
See you in 5 years lads
>>57362098
I literally clicked post the second he took the catch
It was a good game tbh
>>57362095
id prefer it at this point if they had actually won tbh
That was a pretty great game tbh
most predictable top 4 ever tbh
STRAYA SCARED
>>57362111
this. fizzed out a while ago. time to watch league now.
>>57362102
Hopefully you guys or SA win this thing. Fuck australia and india.
nice tbh
windies will win the important world cup next year
>>57362130
Not really tbh
>>57362122
See you too >memeland man
HA HA
THROUGH TO THE SEMIS
worst world cup ever so far?
Okay so the game is over now, I just want one more explanation. What is the difference between winning by runs and wickets? Is it like "Side A exceeded the runs of Side B and needed X less wickets to do so"?
Which ground will NZ vs SA be played?
>>57362130
Of South Africa?
Nah I'm confident they'll choke the final
>>57362152
eden park
boult to get 10
>>57362145
WARNING SIGNS;
1. DENIAL
>>57362145
damagecontrol.jpg
>>57362152
Memen Park
Post yfw had Samuels caught Guptill, West Indies would have won. Jk.
See you in 5 years boys. At least we'll always have the T20's.
>tfw dad told me New Zealand was winning the WC long before it started
>tfw should've listened
Good night bros
>>57362158
meme park? should be a gg
>>57362150
you dont win by wickets, the innings can end by wickets. First innings was over because they did the full 50 overs, second innings was over cause they ran out of batters
>>57362159
more scared of saffas tbh
>>57362150
side batting first wins by runs, side batting second wins by wickets
>>57362152
Back to the big Meme
>>57362149
way too many blow outs between the 'top' teams
>muh 10 team tourney will be more competitive
ABDV is going to hit endless sixes
>>57362150
It just describes the winning side by whether they batted or bowled first
nz or sa have never played in a wc final
they will be up against a team that has
F O U R (4) world cups
final 4: australia india new zealand south africa
wow, who'd have known?
>>57362150
If A bats first and B cant chase it, A wins by the number of runs between both
If A bats first and B chase it, B wins by the number of wickets to spare
RAJESH IS A FUCKING MANLET HOLY SHIT HOW SHORT
>>57362180
Nah m8, can't outmeme poo peeland in poo peeland.
>this interview
fucking laffin
>>57362185
who would've thought commentators would be right
THAT WAS A WELL MEMED MATCH
I think South Africa winning would be the least meme result tbh
>>57362150
like in this game new zealand won by 143 runs, which means west indies scored 143 less essentially, its pretty self explanatory. in terms of wickets, if this last pair won the game for west indies for example, it would have said "west indies won by 1 wicket" because they were 9 down out of their 10 batters.
>>57362173
Okay, cool. I didn't get that there was a limited amount of overs. I thought you went until you were out or you said you were done. I'm getting it slowly now.
>>57362194
ultimate cringe
>MANLETS
>this awkward as fuck interview
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS ODDJOB DOING WITH THAT HANDSHAKE!?!
why are windies so retarded, they could've won that, or at least make it exciting
>>57362204
>mus sponsers
>>57362185
India being in the semis ruins it. Wish >englel were good enough to make it past the group stages tbh
>>57362202
although the others gave a better explanation of "won by wickets" than me
>>57362208
>he says coming from a literal manlet country
>>57362045
If bradman's ancestors weren't petty criminals he would be english
Official lovable teams to bandwagon that deserve to win the Wold Cup Power Rankings
1. South Africa
2. Australia
3. New Zealand
POWER GAP
9000. India
(I know already know India will win the WC again)
>>57362202
That's for test matches, the best form of the game. But it can go on for days and is too hard to organise a tournament around.
>>57362212
dark skin don't know how to win
you know
>>57362225
>NZ below Australia
shit list tbh
>>57362223
Not being a manlet in a manlet country is the GOAT feeling. I feel sorry for you
Why is Botham knighted?
>>57362225
>lovable teams
>2. Australia
fuck off you filthy casual
And you thought this ground was meme
wait till Eden Park, again
Well memed New Memeland, Go on keep in meme.
>>57362247
rhianna-chan pls
>>57362225
PLEASE NOTICE ME MR BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS: The Post
>>57362225
1- SA
2- NZ
3- AU
90000001-
India
>>57362252
abdv 450*
>>57362256
>>57362247
>not loving memeswell
>>57362129
>not wanting the best semifinals ever
This WC has been pretty GOAT tbh
wouldve been closer if we were chasing tbh
>>57362225
minus kohli, india is probably the more lovable team alongside the saffers
>>57362268
1NZ
2SA
3AU
90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001IN
>>57362268
objectively correct list
>>57362279
m8 switch the faces
real talk though which aussies are hateable outside of watson and johnson
>'Sir' Ian Botham
>>57362268
>>57362225
REALLY suprised we're not bottom of the list, we're the biggest cunts going tbh
>>57362279
>not meme'd well
>>57362297
>Watson
>hateable
He seems like one of those quiet anime guys who gets picked on all the time tbh
But his cricket playing more popular friends know he has talent if he just learns to believe in himself
>>57362297
you
>>57362297
Warner
Haddin
Faulkner
Starc
>>57362299
If you guys stop spamming the word meme you could be even higher
But thats not gonna happen
>yfw the wallabies win the irrelevant cup
Australia and India are usually hated.
Pretty much likes everyone likes New Zealand and South Africa.
>>57362310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZMqyz_N16M
LITERAL cancer
>>57362316
>Warner
ok
>Haddin
>Faulkner
>Starc
'no'
>>57362270
>le choke when it actually matters man
Cricket isnt a sport
Thank you for your hospitality, /cric/friends. If you ask a question in an MLB thread and I see it, I will answer in a comprehensive and courteous manner.
I will still banter in an MLB v. Cricket thread because /sp/.
>>57362328
>haddin
>not absolute cheating scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeaZR2XRAHs
>>57362339
When I was getting into MLB a couple of years ago you dudes were answering all my Qs
this is the toppest of aussie cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Y08zYpJgA
>>57362344
>kiwis incharge of understanding the rules of cricket and handling the banter
>>57362129
Best combination of matches tho
>Aus/Ind for the heart and manlet meltdowns
>SA/NZ for swing bowling, meme batting and GOAT fielding
>saders absolutely demolishing the cheaters
ayy
>>57362338
>usa pertaining to a real country
>>57362216
>not wanting the top teams to be in the semis
very anti-cricket tbh
>>57362352
I miss test cricket
>>57362316
wat
Warner is the biggest knob in world sport (but the fucker can bat),
Starc and Faulkner seem like great blokes. Haddin gives alot of lip but seems a good sport. Smiles alot, always friendly post match.
>>57362212
they did make it exciting
if not for the memeshots they would have played slow until 50 ovs and still lost the match.
>>57362225
>Australia at 2
Australia and India are equal at 90001 tbh
>Spending all day with my family and shit
>Come home
>Memes
Jesus, I missed out on probs the most meme day of /cric/ ever.
>>57362327
>celebrating getting the opposition out makes you a cunt
fuck off to memzealand with your losers attitude
>>57362299
there are casuals in this thread anon
REAL LIST TO BANDWAGON
1. SAF
2. NZ
POWERGAP
9001 IND=AUS
>>57362441
Watson's a bit of a faggot tbh
Had the same celebration against the Shit Lankers even though he was going at 10 an over
>>57362456
this tbh
all these jelly haters hating on number 1 odi ranking and 4 world cups
>>57362456
sounds about right
>>57362456
no but seriously, imagine how boring a fucking nother with to aus or ind would be.
Real pity we can't have a NZ v SA final
fantasy has updated
nice work Freshness
South Africans should be put below India imo. Atleast ive met a decent Indian.
>>57362472
SA beating Aus at home is the best possible outcome
India and NZ are just boring
>>57362472
yeah losers v chokers would be great
>mfw NZ will have to leave their memegrounds and play somewhere with a real boundary line: The MCG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjCMw18ztcc
literally what?
>>57362472
To be honest its better to have a SA vs NZ semi. There needs to be a villian in the world cup and I hope to god Australia wins their semi so we can lay shit down on them at the MCG.
Watching matchpoint Martin Crowe seems surprisingly hale, so it seems he should get through to the end of this cup.
I wonder how it feels to be presenting alongside someone you've known for years but has months to live.
>>57362500
Yeah I guess, I could think of nothing worse than Aus v Ind final. I probably wouldn't even watch
Is anybody supposed to win this thing outright?
I mean is there a clear favorite? If I stream I'd like to root for underdogs, so who are they? Probably South Africa, right? Because Africa = underdog?
>>57362407
>>57362500
The MCG isn't a meme ground
>be McMeme
>walk out to bat
>meme the ball
>get caught in the deep
>"w-what that isn't supposed to happen"
>be Guptlel
>walk out to bat
>spoon ball up in air
>ball isn't dropped
>"w-what that isn't supposed to happen"
>be Boult
>be manlet
>bowl the ball
>doesn't swing because it's not Meme Zealand
>gets hit for six (say it in a Kiwi accent) by a cuck
>"w-what that isn't supposed to happen"
>>57362490
>losers
>>57362472
SA don't deserve to be in the final
>losing to pakistan
unforgivable tbh
>>57362538
Also, would an Aus v. NZ final be some kind of blood rival match?
>>57362546
you literally lost to a team full of memes
that's how big of a fag u are
>>57362546
There was an article about the NZ team being in awe of visiting the MCG since they haven't played there in like 10 years or some shit lol
>>57362559
>in a meme stadium in a meme country in a meme stage of the tournament
>>57362546
boult isnt a manlet either, m8
>>57362546
this tbh
>>57362564
There was also an article or two about last time we played in australia we wiped the fucking floor with you
Leading fantasy by almost 400 points with 3 games to go.
>>57362546
>waughner gets away to a flying start against southee and boult
>suddenly le dot ball man comes in
>suddenly NZ have 6 wickets at 20 overs
>>57362538
Honestly? All four teams have a good chance of winning this cup.
If I had to rate the chances it would be
1. Australia
2. NZ
3. India
4. Saffa
There's really not much to pick between them though.
>>57362584
>wiped the fucking floor
>got a meme win in hobart on a greentop
http://www.blackcaps.co.nz/news-items/archive/blackcaps-eye-3-0-after-mcg-magic
>implying it wont happen again
>>57362323
Only because we know how to win the World cups and they will always be underdogs.
>>57362590
not nearly enough tbh
>>57362546
the whole team is a meme team (memewell, memtchell starc, the one with the bung back) motivated by faux meme tears doing it for philip mewes in a final at a meme city (memebourne)
>>57362575
Starc: 6'7"
Hazlegood: 6'7"
Cummins: 6'4"
Johnson: 6'3"
>Boult
>Not a manlet
>>57362597
>everytime nz plays australia
>"its a meme"
what are you going to do when Meme Zealand lift the Meme Cup at the Meme C G
>>57362614
he's 6'3 you nugget
>>57362590
yeah and you wont be able to copy my picks anymore either because i'll be using stealth mode for the remainder of the tournament
should be interesting now
>>57362615
no not every match is a meme
but the match at bellerieve was a meme
>>57362599
>6 years ago
>low point of australian cricket
starc will probably get 10for tbh
>>57362596
>NZ over India and South Africa
>>57362622
6'3" and bowling 140 tops in Straya isn't really enough to be dangerous, that's the point
you either need to be express Brett Lee style or be a lanklet McGrath style
>>57362486
>NZ is boring
What World Cup have you been watching cunt
>>57362590
>almost 400 points
fuck all
>>57362635
Homebabies are odds on to make the final m8
>>57362637
>you either need to be express Brett Lee style or be a lanklet McGrath style
sounds like Adam Milne tbh
>>57362635
>South Africa
>having a chance at winning the World Cup
>implying they wont just choke
I am smiling ear to ear at all the australian tears when we lift both the rugby and cricket world cups this year.
>>57362486
every aus game
>fucking snoozefest slog to 50 overs
every nz game
>GOAT wicket taking and meme shots every over
not even a contest tbh
>le Black Caps will le struggle in Australia even though we haven't le actually seen le them play le at le MCG yet le
People thought Straya would score 450 at Memeden Park but there's no real way of predicting what's going to happen because it's been so long since they've played in Australia. We'll just have to wait and see.
Australian Nerves: The Thread
>>57362637
Neither Steyn, Akram or Hadlee fit that description m8
that comfy feeling knowing your team is playing the final on their home ground
>>57362651
The point is, Boult and Southee are swing-babbies, it barely moves through the air in Straya, certainly not after a few overs.
That's why bouncebabbies like Johnson and HazleGOAT do well here. Starc is almost an aberration to how Aussies normally bowl
Strayan conditions will drastically nullify the effectiveness of the NZ attack if they reach the final
we should've dropped le glasses man. its a shame we couldnt get Didya Ryder in the team because of his softness for the grog.
>that McCullum, Guptill, Williamson, Ryder batting line up.
>>57362661
>People thought Straya would score 450 at Memeden Park
people also thought that NZ would chase down that total easy
>michael holding providing the keks
>>57362677
>we should've dropped le glasses man
>>57362678
exactly
you cant predict anything from the pitch
>>57362675
How is Starc so successful if he's a swing bowler then?
>>57362678
>losing
it's like you're not even undefeated
>>57362671
And none of New Zealand's bowlers are nearly as talented as any of them
You can't use three of the greatest bowlers in the history of the sport to argue the point. Those guys were anomalies (and for the record, Wasim and Steyn at his peak did bowl 150+).
will starcs form convert to tests?
pls say yes
>>57362677
>we should've dropped le glasses man
Fatty in for Elliott and BMac at 5 tbh
>>57362695
>not having the highest wicket taker of this tournament in your team
it's like you don't even bowl well
>>57362690
Because he's tall (6'7"), he bowls 150+, he reverses it with the old ball and has a lethal yorker.
And infact he hasn't been successful at all with the redball yet, it's only in white-ball cricket he has been effective.
>>57362682
>leading the collapse against australia with his poor shot selection.
>Old tired legs chasing boundaries.
>Increasing ineffectual bowling.
He has heart but old yellar has to be put down one day.
>>57362686
the fact is this tournament the mcg has been a batting pitch
most people would agree that australia bat way deeper than nz
>>57362701
Not while remaining this elite in ODIs
Don't know why you guys want him to play tests so bad. You're spoilt for choice as it is tbh
>>57362702
or just a straight swap for LRPLKFC Taylor
>australian accent
nice meme
>>57362711
>Old tired legs chasing boundaries.
Literally took the catch of the tournament today ya pleb
>>57362714
Harris is about to retire
Patto is the only elite prospect
>>57362711
>not sure if this is bait
>ignoring the fact his bowling, by locking up Warnercuck and Watshit who were flying, precipitated the Strayan collapse which allowed NZ to win the match
>>57362711
>>Increasing ineffectual bowling.
have you even been watching
>>57362713
Im not gonna lie, I am worried. I don't think our bowlers will do well with those hard pitches. But I think the australian arrogance will do them in and we will sneak in with a wicket to spare.
why the fuck is our semi on tuesday and australias on thursday
>>57362732
>I think the australian arrogance
there is that meme again
>>57362714
>>57362722
Part of the reason I think Starc has never cracket it at Test level is because he never gets a proper go
His entire career has literally been 'In, Out, In, Out, In, Out ad infinium'.
As an example, in the 2013 Ashes, he played the 1st, 3rd and 5th Tests...
I think he has only played 2 Tests in a row literally once.
it's hard to build consistency and rhythm when you're constantly in and out of the team.
>>57362732
Lightning won't strike twice m9
in australia conditions
NZ openers >> Aus openers
NZ middle order < Aus middle order
NZ lower order << Aus lower order
NZ pace bowlers << Aus pace bowlers
NZ Spin >>>>>>>>> Aus Spin
NZ Meme factor < Aus Meme factor
>>57362745
i assume so whoever wins has more time to prepare to travel
>>57362731
he bowled against batters who had little shot selection discipline. He knew how to bowl to pleb batters considering how reckless the were in trying to hit boundaries . Get him against a Maxwell and the guy is garbage.
>>57362752
>NZ Meme factor < Aus Meme factor
really? we're pretty meme
>>57362752
>NZ openers >> Aus openers
you can have one > at best
Warnercuck is in better form than McMeme and before the last couple of weeks I think anyone would have taken Finch over Guptlel
>>57362767
well its pretty much
memeswell, twatto and johnshit vs bane, le glasses man and memecullum
pretty tight contest
its hard to say how nz will go as they have traveled zero (0) times this tournament
>>57362773
Memecullum is in the form of his life, the problem is that he keeps memeing it up and throwing his wicket away, thinking he can meme each ball for a maximeme
>>57362773
>before the last couple of weeks I think anyone would have taken Finch over Guptlel
zero people would now though
fuck finch
>>57362732
The best chance >we have is if India beat Australia. Milne would actually be pretty useful against Raina and Dhawan since they're flat track babbies
>>57362785
NZ would destroy India
I don't rate them at all
>>57362776
>meme competition
>no smoth
A few years ago, Stove was basically Glenn Maxwell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ELEdRNayJs
>>57362779
I have never rated Memecullum in ODi's, he is batting like Afridi, not a real batsman. It's like he just walks out, tries and hits every ball for 6 till he gets out.
has india been nuked yet?
>>57362722
Bird and Hazlewood are pretty good tbh. And I hear good things about Behrendoff
>>57362750
He's like the Phil Hughes of bowling, guy never gets a fair go in tests. Personally I don't think you can play both Starc and Johnson in the same test team since they're both strike bowlers that are prone to having off days
what if we move watson to opener and bring bailey in for finch
>>57362656
Delusion tbh
>>57362795
This.
He reminds me of Warner before last year. He doesn't seem to have the right balance between t20s and tests. Ideally he should come in at 5 to slog at the death but because fat fuck Ryder is an alcohol he has to open for the sake of the team.
It sucks because he was made to bat at around 5 or 6.
Surprised Boult isn't being Memed yet. Top wicket taker and if I recall correctly most of his breakthroughs have been against the top order.
>thinking poo peeland have any chance against south africa
unless it's rigged i wouldn't waste my time watching that game if i were you guys
>>57362746
>'NZ will be easy, there a meme team.'
>lose at the memden park
You guys constantly underestimate your opposition and overestimate your ability especially under clarkes captaincy. If you guys had a different captain maybe it would be different I guess but let me say I wouldn't be surprised if you guys lost in the semis or finals
>>57362799
>Personally I don't think you can play both Starc and Johnson in the same test team since they're both strike bowlers that are prone to having off days
This is a valid point, when Johnson hasn't been in the team, Starc has been far far better.
When Johnson is in, Starc becomes first change and I think he gets confused by his role.
The third seamer in the Strayan Test team normally has the role of keeping it tight, maintaining line and length, keeping pressure up and allowing the two strike bowlers (Harris/johnson) to do the damage. It also generally requires bowling long spells.
That role doesn't suite Starc at all. The problem is you can't play Johnson, Starc and Harris at the same time because then you have no stock bowler unless idk you play Watshit and Best Marsh at the same time.
>>57362813
its because he only has 1 more wicket than strac and starc has played one less game
>>57362813
thats not really meme
would be meme if all his wickets were tail end scraps or english
I dare you to find a more meme catch than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmcpVohY_Gs
>>57362807
>but because fat fuck Ryder is an alcohol
yeah wtf happened to him? did he come back after he got bashed in that pub?
>>57362823
I like you, you're one of the few guys in here that actually knows his cricket tbh
Will Starc ascend to GOATdom this coming Ashes lads?
>>57362832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFZM0OkJxG4
easy
>'av a giggle
>>57362833
Came back to the team but was dropped for having a pissup the night before a test match when he was in the squad. Hasn't been picked since.
He was killing it in county cricket last year and was picked for the NZ A tour to the UAE, but bitched out because of muh personal reasons and so hasn't been picked.
Now he spends his time beating up fat internet bloggers for shekels
>>57362844
andrew symonds was fucking GOAT
>>57362844
>you will never hit up /gong/ with Symmo
;___;
>>57362844
Dat Symonds informing Clarke that it's going to be his shout.
honestly I think every cricket fan would enjoy baseball
>>57362862
'no'
>>57362862
>I like baseball
>>57362868
It's the same shit
Stats and one in a million occurences
>>57362836
Thanks m8, tbh I think we're pretty set
In time I think Hazlegood will become the permanent first change bowler. He has a reputation for bowling long spells for NSW (altho strangely he seemed a little unfit in the Indian series).
Also we have 6 tests against NZ in the summer. I think that'll be a time of considerable change and experiment for Straya. Rogers, Harris & Baddin will retire after the Ashes. I would expect Joe Burns to move to opener (>tfw no Phil Hughes) and from what I've seen, Rod Marsh (a former keeper himself) doesn't rate Wade at all so I'd expect Whiteman to replace Baddin.
As for replacing Harris, we have plenty of options (Patto, Cummins etc)
>>57362875
Cricket has no where near the same depth in advanced statistics as baseball.
>>57362881
is that 5 year old T Pain still around?
>>57362881
cant wait for those tests tbh
>>57362881
GOOSE
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>>57362888
His finger got absolutely fucked and mangled, had surgery on it like 10 times, he missed like 18 months of cricket and has never been close to the same player
Whiteman is ticking all the boxes. He's probably the best gloveman in the country after Hartley, is only 23 and is scoring runs. On the downside, he was born in Englel, which will come back to bite us.
>>57362882
I know
But they are still the 2 most statistic based sports in the world
>>57362881
obviously fucking goose
>>57362902
>>57362931
Goose doesn't follow Shield cricket that closely, it's that faggot Worstern Australian guy.
>>57362931
how are you meant to eat that
literally what.
well its been fun lads
im gonna go heat up a pie and watch some shitty tv series in bed
>>57362948
personally I'd flip it upside down so the cheese hits my tongue
>>57362895
yeah tbh a year ago when I saw the schedule, I thought the 15/16 summer would be fair shit (9 blowout Test matches), but NZ's little golden age as made it interesting
If I had to predict a Strayan XI by then, I'd guess:
>Warnercuck
>Burns
>Stove
>Clarke
>Lynn
>Best Marsh
>Whiteman
>Johnson
>Starc
>Hazlegood/Pattinson/Cummins
>Lyon
I think Twatto will be finished as a Test player by then. I've always rated him in ODI's/t20, I just simply don't think he's good enough for Tests anymore.
>>57362931
>>57362943
No idea who goose is and I'm from Shitney m9
>>57362956
>No idea who goose is and I'm from Shitney m9
So fucking Goose it hurts
>>57362964
literally what is this shit meme?
who /hittingtown/ here
Not me ;__;
>>57362967
to tired tbh
might smash it up on student night instead
>>57362956
>tfw no more ryno soon
;______;
>>57362984
3 more Tests max I rekon ;_;
is siddle done?
>>57362967
not me either m8
;_;
>>57362996
yes
>>57362996
Yep.
Too vanilla.
>>57362996
yep been a vegan sportsman is fucking stupid
>>57362996
it's a meme, but he's declined steadily ever since he started his banana thing.
Against India in '11/12, he was bowling 148kp/h average. He's now down to 130-135.
he even looks thinner
who else here was actually on /sp/ for 'NOT YET HE HASN'T'
I sware if the SCG groundsman doesn't rollout an absolute greentop the cunt should be sacked and brought before a royal commission.
What he did in the Test match and the match against Sri Lanka was akin to treason. If he pulls that stunt again he should be labelled as such
>>57363035
literally what?
>>57362793
sure buddy, I hope your team is under-estimating our bowlers as well.
>but muh triseries
>>57363035
oh man that would've been goat, thread would've gone off
>>57363048
>>57363080
explain?
>>57363096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRGy_EQqAA
>>57362956
>No idea who goose is
Why are you even on this board for dickhead?
>>57363096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRGy_EQqAA
#wewontgiveitback
>guptill scored 137 runs off his last 52 balls
ma nigga
>>57362813
only over-rated players are meme'd tbh
>>57362818
Both semifinals should be good.
And everyone prefers good contests over blowouts.
>rigged
only pak does that
>>57363123
>>57363109
>Ooooooooooooooooh is there an edge? OH HE'S KNOCKED IM OVER
>>57361592
/a/ here, I find that image offensive. He's not pretty enough and it's a pathetic attempt at drawing or hyper stylizing.
>>57363214
hence >de Shittiers
>only 3 more games left
RIP /cric/
>>57363300
late night ashes shitposting in a few months though
>>57363320
IPL is a few weeks away tho tbh
Indian smell like shit. Indian look like shit. Indian smell like shit.
>>57363300
I won't be seen again.
>>57363398
wh-where are you going?
>>57363320
>late night ashes shitposting
As long as I don't get called into work it's gonna be great
>>57363342
>anyone giving a shit about corruption: the league
>>57363421
>poms will never know the comfy feel of watching an away ashes series from 8pm-3am each night
>>57363433
I'm going to a day with my Dad I think
>>57363433
>mfw remembering 2013 Ashes
Other than the loss it was pretty great.
>>57363474
>broad not walking
>>57363474
>>57363484
>Clarke incharge of not wasting reviews
>>57363491
Waiting eagerly the first Watson lbw
>>57363411
Bach to whence I came from.
>>57363398
Good. Casuals who only watch ICC tournaments and think their opinion matters are the worst.
>>57363505
>>57363491
>>57363484
>>57363474
Tbh that whole series was spoilt because it always felt the whole series didn't matter, or was a warmup even, because the next started just a few months later
>>57363514
>Am I cool yet?
"What kind of flightplan would you like"
>"just fuck my plane up"
>>57363300
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_ICC_World_Twenty20
We'll all meet again next year.
>>57363591
but australia is shit at t20
>>57363255
pls no bully
>>57363591
>t20
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIES OUT
>>57363613
>mfw I just changed tabs from that thread
>>57361592
Reporting from /a/ but with a better image.
>>57363696
That pic sure is /cric/ related.
who /india vs new zealand/ final here?
>>57363779
Best chance of India win.
>>57363779
worst possible final
>>57363779
>tfw Sandringham burns down
>>57362882
but does baseball has strategical depth similar to test cricket?