NZ VS ENGLEL THREAD 4

>ingurland chants at the cricket

Literally why

THIS

FUCKING

GAME

BLOWOUT
L
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W
O
U
T

>440.0 strike rate

Sorry lads

10th for englel comeback

>englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel

Can't get a hundred anymore, eat shit

>Finn 0/49 (2)
lelele

ENGLEL GETTING PUT ON BLAST

BICHEL
MCGRATH
SOUTHEE

SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

G
O
A
T

BTFO
T
F
O

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;_;

B T F O
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F
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>>56671696
mean

GONE

COMEBACK IMMINENT

>losing a game inside 10 overs
wew

Thank us for this Kiwibros

We forced every good "English" player into retirement

No ;_;

DAMMIT NO

FUCKING SHIT


SHIT

McCullum ;_;

AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

The English in the crowd are chanting and excited after that, lol what the fuck

>memecullum
wow fuck off you shitter

DAT CHEEKY REVIEW

>FRESH OUTTA HECKS

WE'RE MINNOWS, THEY SAID

WE WON'T EVEN MAKE THE NEXT ROUND, THEY SAID

WE WOULD NEVER DEFEAT THE POWERHOUSE THAT IS ENGLAND, THEY SAID

>>56671724
>not "good" "English" "player"

COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE

POO ZESHIT BTFO.

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TIME FOR

KANE
A
N
E

Rip worlds fastest century

N E W Z E A L E L


TOP KEK M8 TEACH YOUR SHIT TEAM HOW TO BAT

is this the beginning of an ebin comeback?

>>56671743
did anybody actually say that

BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY

"a-a-are we b-back in this now guiz?

nz collapse imminent

>>56671743
be reasonable man, nobody has said anything like that for at least 40 years

C O L L A P S E
O
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A
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S
E

>the meme is batting
HERE WE GO

dubs for kane golden duck

>>56671743
>POWERHOUSE THAT IS ENGLAND,
NO ONE EVER SAID THAT

K A N E ?
A
N
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Hi

Golden duck, here we come

>tfw Kane is my power player

>>56671757
busy teaching the English at the moment boss

KANE LIVES

>Not getting 100

BTFO

>>56671743
>they said maymay

What's next?

>new zealand are good.... said no one ever!!! XD XD

Fucking kill yourself.

>>56671743
who the fuck said that? NZ is one of the favourites for the cup

KANE

THE BIG RED MACHINE KANE

>>56671790
fite me cunt

KANE?

>MEMECULLUM NOT GETTING FASTEST HUNDRED
>MEMECULLUM NOT EVEN GETTING A HUNDRED
>LOSING A WICKET
>MORE THAN 10 DOTS

who let this team play in the world cup?

CITIZEN KANE

w-will the Aussies avenge us?

OH SHIT

CHOKESLAM

BASED KANE

HE WORKS FOR THE MEME MAN

>>56671814
no.

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WHY DOES HE HIT THE SIX?

>15 runs from 42 overs

THEY KILL ONE GOD AND ANOTHER TAKES HIS PLACE

KING KANE

>>56671818
KANE?

>betting 150bong monies on englel

Rip

mcullum is off the team I'm not happy with his performance

Please keep it under 10 overs. would be glorious

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NEEDS MORE ENGLISH SEMEN DEMON

>15 from 42 to win
>42 overs
>not balls

THE FIRE RISES

>>56671743
nice 9gag meme faggot.

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>tfw captaining Southee would have netted you 852 pts

daily reminder that some pom bet 150 pounds on england

>>56671845
what a tool that guy is

>>56671845
damn that's hot. sauce?

>>56671857
serves him right for being a degenerate

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>>56671845
who is the qt girl?

>>56671845
What's the AoC in Bongistan?

TELL ME ABOUT KANE

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>42 overs to score 15 runs

>>56671872
Holly earl

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>>56671857
>yfw he gets beheaded in the streets for breaking sharia

Arya Stark is raped and murdered

>>56671857

ahaha

>betting on england
>ever

>>56671853

Have Southee and mccullum
Had mccullum as powerplayer, changed it to Southee when i heard the toss then i changed it to Williamson when i heard it was a flat track

Lmao

>>56671873
Depends on your religion, seriously

Kohli > Kane
>Steve Smith > Kane

Have England batted yet?

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>>56671881
justice tbh

come on kane

Why bother having lunch what the fuck

>ENGLEL

>12 needed from 6 balls

its like NZ doesnt want to win within 10 overs

>break
LOL

>>56671891
123/10

kek

>6 off 10

Oh wow, very GOAT.

BOOOOO FUCK LUNCH YA CUNTS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUNCH BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56671891
If we gave England two innings and NZ one, would this be more competitive?

>lunch

what the fuck

>taking lunch in an odi
>taking lunch when they need 12 to win

>taking a fucking break
>12 runs to get

o i am laffin

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>>56671867
>>56671872

>liking girls

also, just came by to memetext

>englel

>There are countries itt that still have the Union Jack on their flag

You're literally playing for us. We still win.

>Only 12 runs to get
>OH SHIT CUNTS IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH

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Don't take it too hard england, its only a game.

THE REFBANTS

>lunch when there's maybe 2 overs left

>going off
umpcunts

they are seriously going to have a break hahahahahaha

>>56671887
What if my religion is the holy church of she can bleed she can breed?

>lunch break now
Fuck off, seriously?

>CROWD IS BOOING

top cake

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56671907

How the fuck did they let that happen?

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>LITERALLY HAVING THIS FUCKING BREAK WHEN THE GAME IS ALMOST OGRE

>>56671898
hard wut

they extend the game for 30min if there might be result in the test but not extra now this shit will be over in 15min

>Taking a break
>with only one over to go

Break..fuck off. They only need 12 runs.

>>56671929
>the city of this guy

fuck you england

>>56671929
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MUH INTERNATIONAL TELECAST SCHEDULE

>Trying to force this out to lengthen it

Economy 23.50 lul wut

You selfish cunts, someone slaved all day to make that lunch and you want to abandon it?

Also it's tradition you fucking casuals.

absolute domination

better give englel a breather

Guys cmon. England might pass out from exhaustion

THEY WANT TO FIT IN MORE ADS YOU DUMB CUNTS

THE TV STATIONS DICTATE WHEN THE BREAKS ARE

>Player go off for 40 lunch break
>play proceeds for two deliveries

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loving every laugh

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>>56671853
>tfw Finn and Broad in the negatives

>>56671891
nah not yet, maybe against scotland.

>>56671973
Why not have the lunch in 10 minutes when the game is over?

>>56671973
They could still have the food immediately afterwards.
What I don't get is why don't they have the lunch between innings?

>>56671973
What, they can't eat afterwards can they?

>>56671973
>odi lunch breaks
>traditional

>>56671986
absolutely mad

>>56671986

>and send them off to bed with no dinner!

>>56671929
lel

>>56671986

>People actually follow this cunt

I fucking hate being an Arsenal fan and Cricket fan.

>Extending English suffering for an extra 30mins
Don't see why you're complaining tbh.

Piers Morgan @piersmorgan · 31m 31 minutes ago

Commentators openly mocking England now. I can't see the funny side. I feel ashamed of this England team's performance. #NZvENG

>>56671992

Reminder that Scotland gave NZ ten times the game Englel have.

>>56671987
>Finn -46
kek

>1 over left
>lunch break

fuck le off

>yfw englel gets absolutely destroyed to a meme cuckony

>tfw want to have a wank to girl in my class
>tfw she didn't accept my follow on ig
>no pictures to have a wank to
what do lads?

Guys, just think of the lunch break as a way to extend this thread's lifespan

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>>56671986
lol

Inb4 rain during break, and the match gets cancelled.

>lunch
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>>56672038
indian style

LOL BONGISTAN CRICKET TEAM ON SUICIDE WATCH

AHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>#NZvEng top of worldwide trends

oh baby

>>56672043
>you will never be as butthurt as Piers Morgan

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>>56672043

>>56672038
>somone denying a ig follow
fuck she must really not like you. facebook brah. dem profile pics.

I think its too close for it to be cancelled now

Although nz havent batted many overs so idk

Who is watching the Chiefs vs Brumbies tonight?

Kiwis are getting rather arrogant.

Can't wait for Australia to give them a master class on how to play proper cricket on the 28th

Fucking cunts

brootal

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This thread needs more Holly Earl tbh

>tfw picked Finn over his meme hat trick
>2-0-49-0

Fucking kill me m8s

>yfw the game gets called off because it starts to rain and England get a draw

Sheep shaggers better win the whole thing now.

>>56672083
i demand MOAR

>>56672079
>5-0
>123 ABC

>>56672065
Dem curries man

>>56672079

come back when you play better than Scotland

kek

>>56672079
we aren't really, most of the shitposting is by the aussies itt

imagine if it was them in our position

we're pretty nice tbh, seen several posts saying sorry to england and not hyping it up too much

>>56672083
what TV shows and/or movies can I watch this qt girl do qt girl things in?

>>56672115
fag. are you from auckland?

>Literally still having the British flag on your own flag

is this literally the fastest beating in a world cup match?

>>56672079
>Englishman on holiday
Sure m8.

Who /nrl/ here

>>56672079

bongistanians did MUCH better against aus than they did against new zealand

therefore new zealand is better than aus

check mate imperalist

>>56672078
Chiefs v Brums followed by Tahs v Rebels. Got my six pack ready. Will Super Upset Rugby continue? what will the boys do now Hunt cant supply the coke for the after party?

>>56672124
c a n t e r b u r y

>>56672084
iktfb

at least I captained Southee and have McCullum, Boult and Williamson

shouldn't have picked any Poms at all tbh

>>56672126
>This butthurt

>>56672126
it's a constant reminder that we were one of your former colonies, and therefore you're not just getting raped, you're getting cucked.

Whats James Taylor doing in the commentary box, get him out of there.

>>56672126
its so you can feel like you are a part of this glorious victory :^)

>>56672140
McCaw would be ashamed to have a fag like you live here with us proud southerners.

>yfw England loses test status

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Top kek

Southmeme or Memecullum MoTM?

>Calling lunch with literally 12 runs to win

Why?

Eoin Morgan literally crying into his pasta right now asking the same question

>>56672126
>>56672145

BTFO

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>>56672079
>Kiwis are getting rather arrogant

Wow its like you wouldn't expect that in one of if not the most one sided ODI against recognized teams

>Americucks
>Cricket

loving the fox sports analysis by Elyse "GOAT" Perry

>>56672132
Yeah m8.

Watching the World club challenge tomorrow morning?

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>>56672095
>>56672123
Why waste time doing that when you have a series of webbums?

>being 5'1 and having D-cups

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>>56672136
Brumbies 13+

>>56672078

I would be if I didn't have to work. Hospo a shit

>Sky sports attempting to contact bumble
>Bumble can't hear the questions
>He just stands there for a couple of minutes, being bumble

>NZ hammered England so hard that they broke bumble

>>56672126

>112 off 9

>>56672128

Only faster one I think was Sri Lanka rolling Canada for 32

>>56672166
Southee easily

>>56672166
What Southee did was more important, he allowed Mccullum to play the way he did by bowling England all out

why are people calling mcculum a meme player?

>>56672178
I want to hear her voice to see if it's qt too.

>>56672157
no he wouldn't

mccaw would be gracious in victory like always you filthy nig

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>>56672136

England are shit at every sport they invented.

>>56672200
>couldn't even get his ton
shitcunt

>>56672166
Oh boy southeee

>>56672176
What time is it on?

>>56672207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk

>>56672200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSYjN9a4Y-Y

>>56672200

because every single time hes DOING IT he gets too ahead of himself and gets himself out before he can put the icing on the cake

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look it was an accident

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>Put english players in your fantasy team
>Lose points

The entire team combined have 46 points

>>56672182

I'm watching that stream, awkward as fuck.

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>you will never enjoy lunch knowing you need to score 12 runs from 246 balls

is this the most one sided world cup game ever?

>>56672214
ahahahahahahahaha

>>56672185
lol just looked at the scorecard, 28 balls bowled

>>56672226
She talks like she's doing a ASMR video. Dropped.

>>56672214
quality bants

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look poms it ain't no thing you've still got football

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>Southee: 7/33

Is Nasser Hussain white?

>>56672270

wouldwatch/10

>>56672214
Thank you based Connolly.

PENIS

>>56672178
Ugh she has a cute face but the figure of a potato.

>>56672291
He was born in India.

stream?

DID YOU KNOW: Karmichael Hunt is a dirty kiwi

Reminder that NZ could get to the final then die in an earthquake.

>>56672320
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket-3

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even the johnster is in on it

pretty happy today

pretty happy

>>56672320
There will literally be like 5 shots after lunch and that'll be it

>>56672233

That was one of the best innings to watch

>>56672136
>Inb4 the reds become good now their supplier's in jail.

>>56672309
that smile though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk

>mfw NZ beats their colonial master at a sport they invented by 40 overs

>you will never have wild angry sex with a sweaty Ellyse Perry after one of her cricket matches
>she will never scream out cricket-related sexual innuendos like "hit me for six!" and "place your fingers on my seam!" while she furiously rides you cowgirl style

>>56672178
fuck that guys face and physique is pissing me the fuck off. i wanna punch this dirty britfag so bad

>>56672336
>heard
>isn't even watching

I'm clinging on to the hope that England are all epic match fixers.
Maybe they'll all get lifetime bans from cricket. I know I want one.

>>56672336

You know that slimy kike doesnt even care about it right

hes just getting on the bandwagon like any self respecting sociopath israelite would

>>56672324
DID YOU KNOW: there is now 0 kiwis playing AFL

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>>56672367

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>>56672336

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>>56672367
You seem upset, friend

>>56672353
I like this post, I chortled.

>>56672233

>That Bmac innings
>That aussie chase
>That draw
>That one over eliminator

Has there ever been a better t20 game played?

>>56672376
fuck off JIDF

why is new zealand still not a state

>>56672336
>Have just heard
>implied that he wasn't watching in the first place

Un-New Zealandian

>>56672394
we aren't cunts

>>56672214

#banter

>Tim Southee 7/33 in 9 Overs
>Englel bowlers 1/112 in 9 Overs

oopsy daisy

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Who /fairweather/ here?

>>56672367

Labour faggot detected

>>>/victoriauniversity/

wow im not le memed by janitors anymore, why was i "alternatively" posting.

anyway >Englel.

>>56672407

why the fuck would you stay with 12 runs left

stupid decision to have a break

>>56672387
who won?

>>56672382

i just described him as a self respecting individual, implying that i have respect for his intent

id say you seem more upset than myself, jew

then again id be pretty upset if some smart dudes who kickstarted the space race tried to genocide my people too

also i meant it when i said socipath

>>56672407
We've won fuck it we getting on the piss son

>>56672406
should note southee was 0/20 at one point
so impressive

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>England have lost four one-day internationals by 10 wickets and seven others by 9 wickets. The fewest overs to reach a target against England is 12.2 overs (Aus 118-0 at Sydney in 2003). The fewest overs to reach any target over 100 in any ODI is 12 by South Africa v Bangladesh at Potchefstroom in 2003.

>The most expensive figures in ODIs with a minimum of two overs is 21.33 runs per over (3-0-64-0) by Ravi Rampaul WI v NZ at Queenstown 2014. Finn will beat that if he doesn't bowl again.

Fucking hell

>>56672407
Who wouldn't hang around if their team was getting demolished before the end of first power play? :^)

>>56672352
We're still top in darts. Ahead of... er, Holland... Most of the time anyway

>>56672431

Hone Harawira pls go

>>56672445

Why do we even play Cricket anymore?

>>56672445
don't worry about it

>>56672420
retard

>>56672427

New Zealand, in the one over eliminator

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/423788.html

>>56672454

nah fuck that pseudonigger

>>56672445

>The ICC still want England in the next world cup over based Ireland

>>56672445
NZ will eternally have the lowest test score qq

Is England the worst nation in world sport?

>>56672483
don't be mean

>implying these meaningless group matches matter
>implying you just need to beat the minnows to qualify and then win three matches
>implying England won't eventually lift the WC, we were runners up here last time when Aus and 'muh favourites' NZ fags were BTFO

This thrashing will motivate us to do better I think but test cricket is real cricket anyway so whatever

2 gold coast titans players also charged for supplying cocaine

Guys

Who gets MotM, McCullum or Southee?

>>56672483

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/comment/london-2012-yorkshire--the-county-thats-trouncing-australia-in-the-olympic-medal-table-8010174.html

Jej.

saw the absolutely hottest milf i have ever seen today. she was shopping with her son, he couldn't have been more than 14. what a lucky faggot. i wish i had a milf for a mum.

>>56671929
NZ can still collapse, m8.

>>56672506
Beau Falloon is one, dunno the other

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>>56672503

>>56672513

If Southee doesn't get it it'll be a travesty

>Waiting over a week for another Aus game
>cyclones in Brissy

Schedule more fucking games during the week you fucks.

>>56672513

Southee easily. McCullum wouldn;t be able to meme it up if it weren't for based Timmmy

>>56672523
incest is illegal you idiot

>>56672519
Olympics is the only time of the year where a bunch of irrelevant "sports" like shooting take the limelight, nobody takes that shit seriously outside of them

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>yfw all these colonies with daddy issues use sport to try and get one over on >us because they will never, ever have the power over >us that we had and still hold over them

>>56672554
that doesn't mean it doesn't happen

>>56672554
authorities probably look the other way in QLD

what do u think the englel players are talkinga bout during their lunch

>>56672519
>roidfest

Nice try Mahmoud

>>56672564

>5-0

>>56672513

yeah, gotta be Southee

McCullum captained and played really well, but gotta go to the southman

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>>56672564

>>56672580

>Using sport

>>56672564
>being worse than scotland

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>>56672574
killing pears morgan tbh

>>56672574
Southees bowling, BMacs batting and fantasy scores

>>56672554
rubbing your dick in between your milf mums ass cheeks is not incest

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Sky showing replays so finally managed to catch that Joe Root anguish

>>56672269
>>56672185
that was the second fastest one, 140 balls total. fastest was sri lanka v zimbabwe 2001. took 120 balls for sri lanka to win that one. http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/66329.html

>>56672394
Because they're cunts who don't accept a good offer when it's given to them. They could have actually been relevant.

ireland are literally better than england at cricket now

remind me again why england are still allowed to play cricket?

What is a "maiden"?

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>>56672564

>>56672623
we don't want to be a part of the biggest collection of cunts the world has ever seen

>>56672235
He missed out on the fastest ever 200 by getting caught for 6 when he was on 196.
He had about 20 balls left to get those 4 runs too...

>>56672633
an over without any runs scored

or a first of something. like if a batsman made his first 50 it's his maiden fifity

>>56672630

Shekels

>>56672633
A beautiful lady I would tip my fedora to.

>>56672617
;_;

>>56672633
Over with zero runs conceded

>>56672633
Your mum was one
When she was 8


When no runs scored off an over

>12 runs from 246 balls

think they can do it, bros?

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>>56672617

>>56672638
ryno looks fucking blitzed
also
>that one dumb cunt holding up one finger

>>56672642

yeah he always pulls that shit

Who /mongrelmob/ here?

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>>56672623
>warner/mccullum opening the batting
>johnson/southee opening the bowling

Who's going to win lads

>>56672597

Where do you thing you are fag lord

>>56672664
>that one dumb cunt
>pretending not to know jarryd hayne

How many fucking bookies are there in Britan

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>>56672669
hi

>>56672669

are u a maori who went looking for a job

>>56672680

>thing

ya blew it

>tfw your mom literally wears leggings and a thong every day
>tfw your mom is a whore

>two games tomorrow
fucking finally

>>56672699
pics?

>>56672691
lots apparently

>>56672699
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>56672694
Ayy

>>56672697
Nah just watched that Ross Kemp thing from an older thread

English commercials are same and as bad as Indian ones. And I thought it could be this bad nowhere

>>56672690
I know the name but I wouldn't recognise him, no

we should give up WA, SA and NT for NZ
AFL would probably die too which would be a bonus

>>56672623

With our powers combined we would probably become the biggest sporting superpower in the world

>Walk down the high street
>Literally every other shop is a bookies
>Bunch of stinking indians outside every one smoking

>>56672728
fuck off matt

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I was just gonna say that

>>56672699
>mom

BACK ON YOUR PLANE SEPPO

>>56672728
NO

WE

DON'T

WANT

YOU

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>>56672709
post yf when Australia/Bangladesh gets rained out and New Zealand win Pool A

>>56672741
you don't get us, you become us

Where is Zerogoose?

>>56672738

>tfw it looks like we got bantered by a bloke called mama

It keeps getting worse.

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>>56672738

>>56672732
ANZAC wins again

>>56672748
K F C
F
C

>>56672738
TOP QUALITY BANTER

>>56672744
s-sorry

>>56672744
>implying Aus won't beat Bangladesh before it rains
>implying NZ won't get BTFO by Aus

Here we go lads

we are literally already the same country. we go through the same lines in australian customs

>>56672750
His name is not mama, he is parodying the bcci chief

>Post your QF pairings

(A1) Australia v. (B4) Ireland
(A2) New Zealand v. (B3) Pakistan
(A3) Sri Lanka v. (B2) India
(A4) England v. (B1) South Africa

>>56672748
who cares

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>>56672738
>tfw srini mama is getting in on the england bashing

look this is wrong lads

>>56672771

t-thanks

What happened to Reality Check?

>>56672744

Based

>>56672764
>before it rains
i don't think its even going to stop raining m8

>>56672782
He has a Samoan proxy now.

>cucktill