Australia Hookup/General/KIK thread. Man we're doing shit

Fucking oath id say'
Got half a bottle of johnny walker & some goodies, in need of some company
23/M/4133

27/M/4169

A bottle of vodka and a house to myself

All the QLDers today.

What're you fellows up to tonight?

I have Glenlivet and a house to myself as well.

right now noting mate need 2 drink this bottle aswell, got some E's to Get rid off

20/m/2323 Suh dudes

>>25657835
you drinking yet you got wheelz

>>25657896
Yeah, but I'm good to drive. Benefits of being on my opens.

Why..

19/m/Adelaide

Kik and Snap = young_cock444

Cute Belorussian heteroflexible boy in Brizzy.
Anyone would like an idea of having a femdom-cuckolding scenario with a cute white twink and some dark handsome bull?

>>25657929
Well that's oddly specific..


kik: brisanon

Keep forgetting to post it -_-

>>25657937
and you are...? I'm open to a hookup with any attractive white chick or white/lebanese/mediterranean/mulatto guy

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Bumping for life overnight.

20/m/6230
Southwest represent son

>>25657929
>>25657956
>tfw dark enough Anglo-Leb with 8 incher in Melbourne

>>25658205
6004 reporting in!

6000 checking in

Hamkoche

22/m/3804

There is never any Aussie around in any other threads except obviously these ones.

25, m, 3337
Today and tomorrow off.

Well the thread survived, which is nice.

Watching the Cowboys v Sharks game atm. Been a pretty epic start to the finals season.

What's everyone else up to?

3012! Whats up Melbourne

>>25660021
every shitpost on 4chan is thanks to an Australian

21/m/us

My first year will be up soon and I'm gonna spend my last week travelling around
I'm straight but I want to put my dink in a twink if you're that twink let me know

21/F/4000
I want company to watch it on the movies

** I don't do hookups** **I'll pay for my own ticket**

I won't leave my contact here for obvious reasons but reply with your contact info (preferably discord) if you wanna :)

I still have some love for my life tho so if you sound creepy or weird it's a no

>>25660800
Kik: lliars
I'm game.

21/F/4053.
don't do hookups, just new here, bored, need friends.

22/m/2150

Just wanna talk to people on kik from same Timezone sick of American fucks. No lewd

My kik is: jonnyboisgotafattie

Pls pay no attention to the name it's a joke my names not even Jonny and I don't have a fattie

>>25660786
Post pics obviously

>>25660800

Meet

>>25660820


If you two hookup i wanna see the pics

Ey senpai, 24/m/3029. Wadduuuup?

18/F/ 4221
I just want NORMAL chats. Not lewd
SansTheFox

>>25660935
Interests? Kik? Discord? Might be keen on hanging out. Not too far away from me.

I need hook ups for weed in Townsville

18/M/3000 looking for a plug

>>25660995
>4221
o shit waddup
18/m/4272
Don't have kick but got discord

>>25660800
Kik: travis22333

26/m/4560

Just looking for people to organise stuff with; drinks, movies, dinner, that sorta stuff, potentially cuddles?
Kik: Mrayner
Discord: Mrayner#9994
>>25660800
>>25660820
Feel free to hit me up if you ever wanna organise a meet up in brissy one day.

I want sissy sluts near south gold coast anyone?

>>25660995
4225 here, like vidya games, indoors, neet stuff etc, side hoe? 19 m, threesome with my gf???

>>25660800
20/m
Discord: jimmy1711

Also want something platonic

>>25660820
20/m/4067
Discord: jimmy#1711

free bump
keep the dream alive

23 m 5043

>>25660995
>18/F/ 4221
oh hey--
>Not lewd
shit.

>>25661116
4812 here, you find that hookup let me know brah.

23/f/7008

Sup, fellow two-heads?

>>25664831
I was looking at the Tassie TAFE website the other day, and there's only like a dozen courses on the entire bloody island!

Wanted to see if they had a similar course to one I'm thinking of doing in Canberra, because cost of living is a shitload less in Tassie, but I guess I'll just stay here.

>>25664831
23/m/7008

I probably went to school with you.

>>25657804
24/M/4152 im the plug

>>25664955
You're the plug?

I might have the opportunity to do a PhD in England and I'm terrified

>>25665002
Terrified of the PhD..england...or both?

>>25664831
didnt think there were any more

>>25665032
Both. I would be extremely out of my comfort zone in either situation let alone both.

Kik: 'Cole.Moore.'

I want to visit Australia but I'm scared it is racist =(

>>25665259
It's not in actuallity.

Where are you from, and what kind of racism? How's your English?

>>25665259
only if you're abodiginal

>>25665279
Malaysia, drunken violence and Islamophobia especially. I want to study in Melbourne but I hear bad things. My English is perfect can you not read you stupid pig.

>>25665285
Drunken violence is a thing if you're in the middle of the party precincts at 2 in the morning, but that's no different from anywhere. I'd be very surprised if you ran into it.

Islamaphobia does happen (there are stupid pigs everywhere in the world, check the mirror), but it's pretty rare, and I don't think it's particularly common in Australia. I've only ever seen it once on public transport and a bunch of people stepped in to tell the guy to fuck off. Unsurprisingly, he was drunk (yeah most Aussies have legit alcohol problems).

There's a huge difference between written and spoken English. What pisses off Australians the most is people who come over and make no attempt to integrate whatsoever. If you have passable English and aren't being a cunt, you should do fine. No promises if you call someone a stupid pig though.

There are strong Italian, Lebanese, Greek etc etc communities all over the place. There's very rarely any legit bullshit to be had.

>>25665296
>I've only ever seen it once on public transport and a bunch of people stepped in to tell the guy to fuck off.

details?

>>25665301
Might want to learn the word please. Helps in the English language. It's used to indicate you need something of a person because you're a plebian fuck knuckle.

Three guys were travelling from the city to the suburbs after prayers. They were in the pant suit (I don't know what it's called desu) that is often worn to pray. They were just talking, nothing offensive.

Drunk guy got on the train and sat down a way away and started looking around to see who would make eye contact with him. Muttered at a couple of people and slurred at a woman. We just ignored him because he wasn't really being a problem.

Eventually he took offence to the guys sitting together and talking and started drunkenly telling them that this is Australia and they should go home in slurred drunked retard talk. The guys ignored him. He stood up and walked over to them and continued his bullshit. They asked him to leave them be and he started to yell.

We interjected, told him to leave them be as they weren't hurting anyone. There were 4 of us telling him to stop being a dick. He eventually gave up on it and just got off at the next station (no idea if that's where he was going).

I don't think anyone would have done anything different were it a group of girls/nuns/kids/whatever getting harassed.

Australia as a country is very safe. Violent crime is much lower than media reports would have you think. Every single thing that happens here gets reported immediately and to Asian markets. The news in Indonesia was full of shit that happened in Australia that would be literally everything that happened that day. We're good to rain shit on.

I think you'd be perfectly safe.

>>25665313
>fuck knuckle.
>The news in Indonesia was full of shit

You certainly have some lip, perhaps Australia is racist after all

old/M/4170

>>25664831
>>25664936
You're probably related

This thread started on Saturday night. Slow much, /soc/?

>>25665313
>Might want to learn the word please. Helps in the English language.
Being an uppity asshole, you might want to learn how to structure sentences. These two would benefit from beginning with "You" and "It", respectively.

>>25665321
>My English is perfect can you not read you stupid pig.
Yeah, completely unprovoked.

The Indonesian news was full of things that happened in Australia. Not saying it was inaccurate.

All you can do is try it. If worst comes to worst, transfer back home. I've travelled fairly extensively and I really enjoyed the exposure to other people and ideals.

>>25665335
Implied object (or possibly subject depending on how you would structure the first sentence) that would be readily inferred by someone with the most simplistic grasp of the language.

Sentences don't require explicit objects.

21/m/7000

>>25664892
Yeah education here isn't great, but apart from that it's a top place to live.

>>25664831
Moved from Melbourne so I have the ideal number of heads. Add me on sc: sardinelover69

>>25665321
Lmao, there are so many people who can speak a language but not be able to write it, I'm sure it goes both ways so saying you have perfect English while typing doesn't hold much merit. Don't start saying Australia is racist and saying that people have lip when you're starting it all.

Get a grip -_-

21/M/6056

just some fag

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22/M/4006

kokoisperfection

>>25665470
also in 6056. what high school did you go to

>>25665470
>>25666435
Two childhood reunions in one thread, does this happen often? I don't visit this board much

>>25666435
one in 6112

25/M/3154

Just moved here from Sydney. Keen to meet people/have a drink.

not looking for anything lewd

dont have kik but will get it if anyones interested.

WHERE ARE THE WOMEN IN MELBOURNE I WANT TO FUCK A SHITTY INTERNET WHORE

>>25665259
It is. Ooga booga.

Also free bump. I wonder if my ID changed again.

>never seen any swinging pig lads
Shit, maybe I just wanted to chill with some folks.

>>25659480
>>25659585

Good grief, so rarely are there people close to me. 6009 here.

>>25667947
They are on tinder or okcupid, each one being fought over by thousands of thirsty gentlemen. Not worth it unless you're willing to put the effort in and compete.

>>25667947
>Woman in Melbourne
Hey ---
>Fuck a shitty internet whore
Goodbye.

>Any Melbourne people who aren't just looking for hookups? Need friends who aren't horny assholes

20/f/3000. Drop your ID's.

>>25668288
6010 here

22/M/3140
Would honnestly be surprised if there were any anons out my way

>>25665470
>>25666435
Ayy yo I 21/m/6056 too.

>>25668380
Awks when I'm legit out your way..
26/m/3796

>>25668397
nice
are you male/female, straight/gay/bi?

>>25668399
Welp I am surprised

>>25668405
Male, bi. You? So many Perth anons on tonight.

>>25668418
Haha surprise!

>>25660820
ralf990

South Australian here
22/m/5114
Looking to chat/play vidya and then maybe meet or whatever. Discord is Kirin#2753

>>25668305
Kik: 'Cole.Moore.'

25/m3220

Let's see if anyone is around

>>25668305
Aaron_0208

>>25668419
male, gay
yeah plenty

do you have discord or something?

>>25668321
Well hey, you must be basically nextdoor to me. How are things over there?

>>25660820
23/m/4053

I'm new here too and it's cool to see someone who's close by. You at EP?

Straight M 29 6019 Perth represent!

>>25665321
why are malays such spasctics la? mad that you will never be chinese?

>>25660820
yooo, discord??

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>>25665321
The last thing we need is more muslim rats. Plz fuck off and die in the giant steamy dump you call home. And yes, we are an "Islamophobic" nation as we don't like dune coon's coming in and telling us how things should be. Do I rock up to your house and tell you to eat pork or not to cut up your kids?

>>25665313
Encouraging more religious fuckwits that breed like rats to come over... BAKA commit seppuku cunt

>>25670762
To study, not to live.

Put your burqa back on and get back in the parliament.

>>25668547
kik?

werkbd

rrwhat

25/m 2209

I'm down for whatevs

>>25660820
21/m/4053

mcdowall social shut ins represent

kik: ixplosiown

>>25671152
nah I don't have kik :/
want a throwaway email instead?

>>25668305
hey 25/m/3000

cullenb1992

>>25668763
bout 10 minutes away!

22/m/2118

Anyone in Sydney looking for a roommate? I'm so sick of my bogan family

>>25671660
What you got against bogans you inner city latte sipping, chardonnay drinkin poofta?

>>25671667
I've had to listen to Kath and Kim nonstop for the past 8 years, I can't take it anymore

>>25671564
Awesome, my snapchat is brisbanecia if you wanna chat sometime!

>>25668305
anondude18 , kik me

Posties get posted

26/F/4215

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>>25671818
Fuck yeah

ahoy mateys

25 m 4212 here


Whats everyone up to?

>>25668305
32/m/3029
Looking for mates and a couple of decent people to hang out with and talk shit to. I couldn't care less about gender or fucking.

Stuck in the 4341 with no friends and no 420. Nobody else lives here but I'd settle for some sympathy.

>>25660031
3340 here my man. Fucking night shift for me :(

>>25671924
Cool but need your ID lol.

>>25671060
go study in your shitskin country, not ours

>>25670762
say what you will on here, but holy shit that old fishnchip hag can go fuck herself. party of failure.

>>25672020
Please explain?....

>>25668823
holy shit
the burn in this post will be lost on the majority of anons here
also free bumpin

>>25672064
you know what my contact is here:

26/m/4103
kik onefifthwhat

17/m/brisbane
Kik: OzBoii
Btm for Top

>>25672124
B&

19/m/4215/bi/
Kik: AussieWood98

19M 4217

>>25671818
I'm in 4215 too, what's up?

>>25672128
oops my bad - 19M 4217 snap: rj4449

>>25662514
would you do a threesome with another guy. im close lmao

>>25668321
24/m/6011 wbu

bored 30/m/3550
kik profderg

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everyone's asleep?

>>25672536
my depressed ass is still awake

>>25671998
Woops, SC: mickelson85

23/M/3764

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Trap in Sydney here! I want to talk to other traps (or girls?) near me pleeeease~ Not interested in guys, sorry!

Kik: Ani.ko

26/m/2289

Looking for a solid weed hookup in newie. Anyone got a mate?

>>25672841
I just woke up, didn't go to sleep until 8

>>25672536
>that bulge
moar

>>25658355
post it big guy

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Anyone females here in Townsville? I'm here for one night and looking for a ROOT

Pic is my doodle

>>25671993
>3340
Ah right on!
Got kik? Interests? Maybe hang. Got tomorrow off! (Fri)

>>25671948
any where near Ipswich mate?

29/M/4128
kik: brisanon

Doing some more cooking. I made Chili last night. Currently baking Zucchini and Cheese "balls".

Whole bunch of people in the 42** range. How is everyone?

>>25665364
Keep telling yourself you're right; I'll keep employing people who aren't you.

M/32/4152 checking in.

About to watch latest South Park. Really hoping it’s good, last season was pretty meh....

>>25673124
>I want to talk to other traps
>Not interested in guys

>>25675675
This isn't a question of correctness. Both are correct.

The first sentence is an imperative. The second is a declarative with an "understood subject". Both of these are acceptable usages, albeit rare and perhaps ungainly.

I can appreciate your preference for the fully fleshed out form. That having been said, I'm not obliged to follow it any more than I would want to work for you.

>>25665376
Any chance you're still monitoring this thread anon?

>>25675498
About a 30 minute drive

28/m/4216
Kik: jellysnakes01
Anyone up for a chat?

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19 M 2261
KIK: realpussywizard
Looking for whatever

20/m/3977 On green p's can be deso, pretty chilled into gaming, socialising, minor sports, eh pretty much everything really.. kik: fredogbro

29/m/Perth kik: ashdown101

>>25676601
oooh, I'm in Perth too
you straight/gay/bi?

>>25660800
I'm totally down to make friends my discord is bigbudoo

>>25664831
>tfw i was born tasmanian and never really hear about the place any more

Add me and tell me all about it pls I wanna know what it's like these days
Kik is trafegoops

>>25672064
Haha I'm not even malay/chinese. just lots of malay friends. I know what triggers em hard

keep the dream alive bois

>>25676948
Straight

Anyone got plans for the football tonight? I'm South of Brisbane (4128) if anyone wants to join :)

In Melbourne for the weekend

18/M/3000

2234 sad boyz 4

3071, fairly new to the area. wassup my homies?

Newcastle area m/21 who wants to hang tonight. am bored and drinking

>>25660820
dam someone else from Mcdowall

Anyone in gold coast keen for some live music?

>>25678902
Kik?

I'm bored off my tits.

Entertain me people!

>>25679393
How far south of Brisbane ?

>>25679408
Shailer Park.

Why's that?

>>25679411
I thought you might be close

>>25679418
Haven't even started touching myself yet.

Is everyone here in Brisbane, feel so lonely down here (geelong)

>>25679445
It's not normally like this I promise.

>>25679449
I'm not usually on /soc/ anyway, just felt bored if the usual. What you doing tonight?

>>25679445
Ayy Geelong buddy.
Gimme your KIK or whatever.

>>25679453
I'm watching Parks and Recreation.

I am so insanely bored. I've cleaned my house repeatedly. I've done all the maintenance on my IT kit for the next 100 years.

WHERE DID MY LIFE GO WRONG!?

How about you? :)

>>25679456
I just came from work, so just lying on the couch. I'm too exhausted to eat

>>25679464
What do you do for work?

The obvious answer is drink. Lots of drink.

2122 here, bored out of my fucking mind.
not excited for the weekend cause I have a uni assignment due next week.

>>25679466
at a hotel, just hospitality and maintenance. and yeah, I'll definitely be drinking

>>25679481
That fixes most things imo..

Not going to reply to >>25679455
?

>>25679493
Oh shit didn't notice, sorry I don't have kik. I can make it, but too dead right now :(
>>25679455

Bris, Middle Park here.

Playin' a little old school run escape and killing time. how are we all?

>>25668305
Hey ^^ I'd love to talk
eyeccthi

>>25675735
Oui unless it dies. Why?

35 F 3029

Fat Maori looking to eat some skinny bitches don't mind being squirted on and will eat ass

35 F 3029

Fat Maori looking to eat some skinny bitches don't mind being squirted on and will eat ass

>>25680058
I'm down, post your Kik?
Mine is my real name, not a throwaway so won't post mine

Any melb peeps heading to Oz kink fest's expo today?

>>25680058
also from 3029 , kik me if youre interested.

anondude18

>>25680932
Don't have one ATM set one up later

32/M/2113
kik:spidermonkey_69
looking for some pussy to eat

>>25681580
are you into younger guys ? 23 from hoppers :)

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>>25675683
I just want to talk to girls and girls (male)!

Hey. 26/M/2486 here.

It's dead af in here tonight. Where is everyone?

>>25682361
It's a Saturday night. Probably out drinking and fornicating.

It's what I'd recommend desu.

>>25682363
>>25682361
If not out drinking, at home drinking.

>>25682410
Equally good. Now you just need to fornicate yourself ;)

>>25682414
Gross, who wants to do that. Just need more alcohol. It's all you need for a happy night.

>>25682449
...

>>25682453
Come on mate, be a bit imaginative. Fornication is boring.

>>25678632
I'm 2225, you're like the closest I've seen on here. What up?

>>25682465
I feel very strongly that if you feel that way, you're doing it wrong..

>>25682468
I possible am. I acknowledge your feelings. But I feel very strongly that my vagina is probably broken.
I love alcohol, but not for fornication.

>>25682472
That's unfortunate :( Best of luck with that..

I don't mix alcohol and fornication. Scotch shouldn't be ruined that way.

25 / m / 5070
SA here, bored, up for whatever really

2096 here. Please respond.

>>25682476
Well of course it shouldn't be ruined that way. I've said a few times that alcohol is great and that fornication is lame.

>>25682499
You're a bit of a broken record in that regard.

Where are you drinking alone?

>>25671818
>>25672150
4215 niggas what's good

>>25682488
Ayo, 2086 here, what up??

23 / M / 3850 here. Is there anyone even remotely close to me?

25/m

Currently deployed in the sandpit and bored shitless
Add me on Kik and amuse me!
Thedeaddontgetolder

Idk guys alcohol is pretty bad, sobriety is pretty cool too

>>25682467
lad. Not much just at my place dealing with extended. hbu anything good? 25/m

5011
25 m sa
Any other Adelaide people snap me- reallemon69

>>25665259
aussie here, majority people are friendly if you're respectful of our culture

there is increasing pushback against political correctness / social justice though, just fyi

>>25665321
we need more racist to protect against aggro cunts like

we're starting to wake up, the terms"racist" or "islamophobe" dont scare us anymore, so you can fuck right off if youre not planning to accept our culture and benefit our , mate

>>25665321
>>25682985
*racists
*cunts like you
*benefit our country

23/M/2486 or 4218
Looking for some cunts to talk shit with or some girls to cuddle
Kik: SheerQuiet

>>25671818
>>25682503
>>25672150

4214
25/m
kik gazzbo33

>>25681849
My husband won't allow that and I have no desire for that I just want pussy on the side.. well on my face KEK

22/M/3805

Anyone in Melb wanna go for a cruise next week sometime?

20/m/2257

Central Coast rep, whats good

I'm just interested to see if there's anyone from Ayr in NQ on here. Super doubt it

>>25682796
Sup, 24 M here. Been working most of the weekend and back at uni tomorrow. Times are rough, you feel?

23/m/4350

Kik: Goldchasm

>>25679827
Straight I assume?

>>25679455
>>25679445
You guys still lurking? I am Geelong too.

Kik is Glamourhammer

>>25685430
Yeah, sorry senpai

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>>25685467
Yeah

26/m/3199
Kik jayonce3
I dunno entertain me
Ive always wanted to use viagra recreationally. Hook me up.
Also here for women but that seems like a longer shot

>>25684878
22/m/3803
What kind of cruise?

>>25682503
What's up?

>>25685799
Nice. Have you added me on Kik or are you someone else?