There we go again. Wwyd thread. And i don't care what you

>>25649914
Are you the final boss of scrawny neckbeard wizards?

>>25649914
Invest in one of these magical creations from another dimension https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/s/ref=is_s/132-2451345-4196615?k=mirror

>>25649935
Ok, i laughed there. Kek

>>25649945
I will some time, i just moved in new appartment and still have to get some stuff

>>25649914
You are left handed I take it..

Id wreck that ass.

>>25649914

Just as an FYI this board is 99% dudes so consider yourself lucky that ur goofy ass isn't being roasted harder

You look weird dude. You're giving long haired guys a bad image. The angle makes you look vertically challenged.

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>>25649966
Nope, right handed. Can't take pics with left hand

>>25649967
I take that as a compliment?

>>25649970
I don't think 99% is acurate. From my view there are some females

>>25650020
Better?

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>>25650089
Kinda look like Jesus's Vaping brother from Seattle

>>25650089
It's really not. I agree with the other anon, you're giving us a bad name. Do you even care for that shit? It looks so fucking dry and dead. Either get rid of all of it or chop off a good few inches. It's not difficult.

And I'm also going to straight come out and say it, you've got a feminine penis bro

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>>25650146
I want to trim them soon.
I use conditioner and all the shit. But they look like this cause they are curly and have a grate volume too.

>>25650202
Feminin dick? Whats that supposed to meeen?

>>25650351
Do you brush your hair often? brushing curly hair makes it look frizzy

>>25650351
Mine is wavy as all hell and has ridiculous volume but it doesn't look nearly as bad as this. It's clearly not being properly cared for, just trying to do you a favour.

>>25650359
>This
Best thing I did was stop brushing my hair. That, along with using an anti-frizz serum did wonders.

>>25650089
>>25650351
Actually, you don't seem to have any volume going on at all, it's just dead and flat. You know what volume is supposed to look like, right?

>>25650431
>>25650434
Show your hair then as refference.
In my opinion i care for it pretty good.

also we are drifting away from the theme of this thread ...

>>25649914
I know you catch a lot of flak in here but I think you are very sexy. Wish you posted more of your body from more direct angles

I always love seeing new pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker.

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>>25652176
Thank you, i don't get how you think i'm sexy when everyone else thinls i am an ugly rat, but i apöreciate it anyways.
i'll take a new one when i have a mirror for sure. All i can offer now is this one

>>25653418
An ugly rat you are not. I find you incredibly sexy. Love this pic. Would love to suck your cock, lick your nipples, lick you all over, in fact.

>>25653638
Wow, thank you.

gay

You look creepy :(

>>25649914
Burn the rat goblin monster. Kill it with fire!!!

Is this just a thread for him or can anyone join?

>>25653638
Are you a guy?

>>25654346
Sure everyone can join in. That wasn't supposed to be just for me

>>25649914
you get so much shit not cause youre ugly, its cause you keep fucking posting so often. I've seen you in so many threads man.

>>25653418
Girl here. This pic is rly sexy. The first one you posted just looks silly cos you have a silly face. I do as well so it's like I get it. Are you still a virgin by any chance?

>>25654349
yes, I am. well, last time I looked I was. sorry about that, I know you're hoping for a girl.

>>25653418
You gonna post those fresh pics or what?

>>25655033
lol I'm not/ wasn't OP.

>>25649914
The problem isn't that your ugly, the problem is that you need to take a fucking break. Every time I look at this board you're in every single thread. You already know what every single person on /soc/ thinks about you. How much validation does one guy need? When you spam 24/7 like this, it really seems like there's something wrong with you. You're basically the new Brandon at this point

>>25655184
Comparing this asshat to daddy Brandon

>>25650089
You look pretty cool dude

>>25650202
>coming out to tell u straight
>your male genitalia look like they belong on a female
What did anon mean by this?

>>25650351
Last time I posted a full body pic on your thread it got buried and you didnt rate. Why do you have to keep making new threads? Is it attention maybe?

>I think your dick is nice desu ~

>>25649914
I'd vote for Pedro if it made you stop making these shitty threads

nice cock 10/10 would suck

>>25654561
I see a lot ppl in every rate thread too

>>25654974
Thank you. no i'm not a virgin anymore, why?

>>25655169
As i said, when i have a mirror

>>25655184
See abowe

>>25655458
Sorry i don't pay male very much attention. Only if they realy attract my attention.

>>25657041
Wow, thank you

Still no one posted? Come on guys this thread isn't just for me

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OP asked for others to post. happy to oblige

>>25649914
leave kik or throw away email and I'll worship you

don't die on me, i want to make sweet love with you op. i love your hare, i love your body, you're cute and seem cuddly. bls resbond

>>25657155
do you miss the urinal this way? i often go into the bathroom at work and wonder if i'll ever catch the engineer who is trying to hit the urinal from 5 feet away, but this seems like a more plausible explanation.

>>25659123
With the piercing I have to sit down to piss otherwise it goes all over the place. At home it isn't a problem but when I'm out, at the pub or whatever, I will still use the urinal but with great care so that I don't splash myself.

>>25657155
You need to gain weight. And oh god the piercings ... disgusting

>>25657809
No thanks

>>25659019
I appreciate the love, are you female?

>>25655184
brandon is far more attractive tbqh

>>25660735
Just as you reject others' description of you as ugly I reject your description of my piercings as disgusting. The prince albert, by the way, was a Christmas present. Sorry to disappoint you.

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Wwyd

>>25649914
Keep your fucking mouth shut and we won't notice the teeth
Get your fucking hair cut
Get a badass scar
Get contacts instead of glasses
See, solved

>>25661150
Protip : You don't even have to have a scar

You can re-align your teeths later on.

As a side note, your dick seems yummy af!
Don't worry for that!

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>>25650351
would suck
>>25657155
do nothing
>>25661125
suck and fuck

>>25661122
Ok cool, was just saying my opinion. What you do is up to you.

>>25661150
Mouth closed doesn't look good too
No
No
I have contacts

>>25662409
Yea i know that i can fix my teeth. But to ne honest i already put up with my big teeth. Also it is quite expencive to fix them.
Thank you for complimenting my dick, thats the leest part im concerned about.

>>25662469
Wow is that you? If yes i'd gladly let you suck me off and would eat and fuck you afterwards.

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>>25649914
I didn't know Imaqtpie had nudes

>>25662469
I wouldnt mind that at all

>>25664079
thank you for giving me permission. I've never posted here before because I don't have any doubts about my body. You, I think, have a great body. I posted to show that no matter what others think of you there's someone a lot less cute. I hope that that doesn't sound self oppressive.

>>25666557
Who whouldn't give you permission to suck him off? You are realy cute and i love thos eyes. Especialy those gorgeous eyes.
Thanks for the massage. I don't care about what others think to much anymore.
Also, about my body i'm not concerned at all, espacialy with my dick i am satisfied to be honest. Just my face is meh.

Would love to see your body btw if you're fine with posting more?

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What would u do to me?

>>25667948
I'd be your co-worker. The first few days after I started at my new job I'd notice you, a moderately attractive woman among the other, old, bitter crones we work with. You'd feel my looking at you, but you wouldn't say anything about it. "It's nothing" you'd think, unsure if I was really staring at you or not. You'd feel uncomfortable around me, either way. A few weeks would pass. By then you would have mostly forgotten about me, but I, carefully planning my approach, would think about you constantly. Every day I would be wondering how best to "strike up a conversation" with you without coming off like a total creep, completely unaware that I had already failed my goal.
One day, we'd be alone. Not like, I'd followed you into the bathroom alone, but like, if we happened to be the only two people in a hallway going different places alone, or you just so happened to come into the break room as I was rummaging through the refrigerator, seeing if there happened to be a communal bottle of ketchup laying around. I'd look up at you. You'd pretend not to see me. I'd try to notice something about you. Maybe you had spent a few more minutes on your makeup this morning, or perhaps you'd wear your hair in a different way, or a more flattering outfit than your usual, drab attire. "Here's my chance to start a conversation." I'd think. "Your hair looks nice today." I'd say, my voice croaking on the first couple of words while forcing what I hope looked like a smile.
...
...
...
The silence would be palatable. You might not have even realize I was talking to you at first. Suddenly you'd realize I was, and not even know what to say. I'd look at you, unsure what to do. In a stutter, I'd try to repeat what I had said, unsure if you'd heard me until, mercifully, another person would enter the scene, breaking up the awkward moment.
I'd then excuse myself. "Not again." I think, as I hand in my two-weeks notice.