New body rate thread since the last one is dying I'm feeling/looking

Like the heart nips

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would smash/10

>>25634555
6/10
Your breasts are far too large for your small frame. You're going to have massive back problems in the future.
Overall, your body is impractical.

>>25634555
Those boobs are big to the point of being kind of gross. 7/10 if you have a nice ass, 6/10 if not.

>>25634583
4/10
Your muscles are purely for show, as evidenced by the unsightly V leading to your groin. You sculpted yourself out of vanity, rather than functionality.

Function over form.

>>25634555
i just want to see more pics

>>25634583
8.5/10

>>25634597
Ok, you're just being stupid. You're rating the AESTHETICS of his body, and saying he sculpted his body for looks. No shit.

>>25634555
8/10, you really should post more pictures.

5/10. ANYTHING can be too big, this is just ridiculous. But you're in shape, so if you have a nice ass, 6.5/10

>>25634615
The OP never mentioned how we were supposed to rate someone. I rated their bodies honestly.

Fake muscles are unattractive as fuck.

>>25634626
Fake? You think it's oil or something?

>>25634597
I can carry my groceries home thats all the functional strength I need.

>>25634597
Why would it matter if they are for show or not they still look pretty nice?

>>25634626
I worked for a couple years to get where I was Im pretty sure I have more 'functionality' than you

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>>25634555
Those things are huge. How big and how tall are you?

>>25634583
You're skinny but shredded fuk.
Stats?

>>25634646
By big I assume your talking about my breasts lmao, 32J. I'm 6 foot.

>>25634597
HAHA
Fuck you're dumb.
if you want to start with that whole functional strength bullshit you're probably fat as shit.

This guy >>25634583 would probably have more functional strength over you or me even though his muscles are "for show." that being said most people who do calisthenics look closer to he does than most bodybuilders or powerlifters.

>>25634648
Jesus I want to put them next to my head for scientific purposes.

And Christ you're tall. I'm slightly aroused.

Asl?

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Clearly these guys don't know how muscles work and have a terrible sense of taste.

I call them fake because they are weak. Gold looks pretty, but is one of the weakest metals out there. Those muscles are prone to cramping because of the improper hydration they are receiving.

My honest rating of his actual body was low because his body is weak and just for show.

If you can't handle an honest rate, don't post your photos in a rate thread.

>>25634653
Theres a good chance their bigger then your head lmao. 24/f/dallas

>>25634555
2/10

Saw this flipped in liked two other threads. Plus tits look shopped so I'm calling fake until timestamp

>>25634669
I posted the original picture without the filter I had put on it lmao. But okay weirdo

>>25634661
My god you're daft.

>>25634664
And damn. If only you were closer...
Again.. For scientific purposes.

How's the weather been out there? Cousin went to visit his girl in Austin but seems like rest of the place is flooded to hell.

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>>25634646
I used to be the opposite, pic related, Im 5'6 bout 155lbs rn, probably slightly less in the first pic, maybe 150
Still nice gains Bro how long you been lifting?
>>25634661
Look at me on this picture I literally look almost like your 'functional strength' picture, I can still lift almost as much as I did back then, the only difference is that my body fat is much lower.

>>25634675
Dallas didn't get hit by the hurricane but we have a bunch of people who came up here to escape it, also it took me like fucking two hours to get gas the other day and I only got like 2 gallons worth I think it has something to do with the hurricane or something?? idk

>>25634678
Was your plan to prove my point, or did you not think this through?

The picture you posted is almost a spitting image of the "form" category, and you even admitted that when you lost mass, you weren't able to lift as much as you used to.

>>25634678
Hnggggggh. I want your arms.
And fuck good on you m8. The shred is hard to achieve and I applaud it but for me I think the before pic you got looks better for normal people. Also ignore the dumbass.

3 years lifting. Started 140. Now I'm 180 :/ stalled and didn't understand nutrition so I took way to long for this.

>>25634680
And that blows. Sorry to hear. Can't imagine how bad getting supplies or groceries must be. Especially since you guys have more time to prep.

>>25634690
I've eaten mcdonalds and chipolte for the past week pretty much straight lmfao so its not tooooo bad

>>25634689
I have nowhere near as much definition as the for.I can lift almost as much thats maybe like a couple kgs lower on some lifts thats about it but my stamina is much better now, I have more functionality than your 'functional' body because I can use it on things other than lifting an object up and putting it down again.
>>25634690
Yeah thats mainly because I got too skinny, real reason is I haven't been working out as hard the past year. Im only arguing with him because I have nothing better to do rn

>>25634690
and thats alright desu Ive been lifting like 3 or 4, how tall are you?

>>25634716
wait what the fuck why does it say desu I typed bro

>>25634710
Okay. Then go ahead lolol. Me neither its 1:30 and I can't sleep cause this fucking heat.

Also I'm 5' 10"
Wish I was bigger everyday. I go to a gym full of black guys and they're all jacked or fucking swole. They're starting to accept me though so I'm making strength gains. :^)

>>25634697
And I guess even in the face of disaster McDonald's is still making dat money lmao.

>>25634723
yeah taller body is harder to fill up the frame, 5'10 isnt bad tho just make sure you don't hit a plateau, that was basically my problem for the past 2 years as well as going on/off with lifting, this year itll be different tho im gonna compete (I was going to earlier but too many exams, this year it wont be as bad and I got the motivation)

>>25634746
Nice! in what? Physique?
I planned to join a powerlifting comp soon.

We train for two different beasts lol.

>>25634754
Junior Classics Bodybuilding, Im a little thin for that rn but I can build back to it. A lot of people seem to try powerlifting nowadays, had a guy at work who was apparently good at competitions (I move homes for people as a side thing while studying) but he wasnt that good at moving furniture lmao all his 'functional strength' didnt help

>>25634781
Powerlifting isn't functional for shit lol. Most people say they powerlift or Want to. I think its just something they can show for all the time they spend in the gym. Me included.
And good luck man. Isn't it hard to get in? Politics and shit?

>>25634784
I wouldn't think so but I have a friend who does just finished his sports management degree who was willing to help me out with that stuff so I didnt look into it too much, I just need my own routine and some compulsory poses

So this is a weightlifting thread now lmao?

http://i.4cdn.org/soc/1504423880062.jpg

hot and yes you are curvy but thats the sexiest type to most guys.

>>25634597
You realize that your comment boosts the posters ego more than your attempt to "hurting" his feelings right? Prob a 1/10

>>25634887
Show some more of your tits tho

>>25634555
I don't really like the nude threads on here because I find it distasteful to flash your bits on the internet and it's clear you people aren't normal but anyway you look like you have some obvious issues, and I hope you never breed. For the good of humanity.

>>25634555
hot, iwishyouwouldominateme/10

>>25634555
6 ft tall with massive tits and a slim waist? yeah thats my jam 10/10 lord save me

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Fuck lets try that again

I honestly feel if I could tan I would be more photogenic. Pasty British genes.

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>>25634555

>>25634678
Do you wax or shave?

>>25634583
fuck miring hard man, 9/10 looking to cut down to your bf

>>25634597
you fell for the dumbest meme ever

>>25634678
mirin those traps and lats 8/10

>>25635137
7/10 but dude you got like a pee drip on your underwear or something lmfao

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>>25634555
5"8 135

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>>25635382
bit more recent

wow this was kind of a let down, thought we were gonna get more of bazooka tits here

>>25635367
Nice work mate! ...maybe just try doing heavier weighted ab exercises.

>>25635417
holy fuck that is one huge dick m8

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>>25634887
yeah sorry Im taking over this a fitness thread now go do some squats. Actually come down for a fuck
>>25635374
nah just naturally have near to no hair and on that picture I was 18 I think its like 2 years old
>>25635376
thanks bro but
>>25634583
and
>>25634678
are both me just at different times lmao
>>25635382
nice frame and decently lean, 8/10
>>25635417
Miring dick gains and nicely built, 8/10
>>25635367
Good progress mate, hit your lats some more though itll help make your waist look slimmer 7/10

>>25634584

It's photoshop, you nitwit.

>>25634555
What happened to your Twitter account sexy?

>>25635367
i genuinely don't know which version of u i like most

OP is pretty hot, looks older than 24 though
.>>25634555

>>25635845
>tfw fucked up my bulk now I'm 225
life is suffering m8

>>25634555
fake tits/10
they look awkward and really bad on your small frame

>>25634555
bigtits best tits
>>25638564
anon its ok to be gay

>>25637159
>tfw i'm not following OP's twitter

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>>25635398
Lmao calm down

>>25635417
Uh ill take one heaping helping of that fucking huge cock holy shit!

>>25638661
Well at least she posted more so that counts for something.

The aesthetics in this thread are bro-tier

>>25638695
Glad you enjoy it, now we just need mr seabiscuit to post more pictures lmao

>>25638661
Got anything more than that?

>>25638737
What?

>>25638737
He's right, you want more ?
It already took him hours to make those photoshopings.

>>25638661
Poor Photoshop/10

Seriously, learn to edit according to lighting

>>25638804
The gasoline shortage in Dallas is due to a fuel pipeline being temporarily shut down because of the hurricane. God I hope they get it fixed soon.

>>25638522
pro tip: dont just eat like a pig and call it bulking

>>25634555
You legitimately annoy me. You seem like one of those pretentious girls who thinks they're much more attractive than they are.

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>>25638661
>>25634555


would get between right between them
looking 10/10 babe dont worry

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flipped

>>25639253
Perfect tits
>Can i fuck

>>25639253
wasn't this picture on /b/ with some guy saying it was his sister?

>>25639253
Ive posted enough hoe

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Bretty fast cyclist. I've never ever had abs, even as a smol boi, I wish they would show

>>25634555

Is that really you?
Post more please. I would totally fap to that.

>>25634555
>>25634555
>>25634555


This is not you. This is some Texas escort chick. Guys, this is the same retard who roleplays as her on /b/ and you all fell for it.

>>25638661
hey misses bazooka tits
how big do you need your dicks to be?

>>25634555
Bump

>>25639406
Maybe it really is her. Maybe she's into the terminally cringeworthy. Don't shit on the dreams of the termies. They have nothing else to do.

>>25639071
Um ok?

>>25639264
Nice balls

>>25639406
Yes thats a pretty good description of me but I'm pretty sure my official title isnt an escort lmao

>>25639482
I don't "need" anything desu, is bazooka tits a good thing lmfao???

>>25640853
lol funny story, i heard the expression used once by my friends stepdad. figures right some creep telling kids he liked women with big tits. anyway he used the description bazooka tits, and i never had an opportunity to use it.

you fit that description and yes in general it is a good thing.

>>25640665

What are you talking about you fucking weirdo? What a bunch of random drivel.

>>25640853

Sure, dude. Using the same exact two pics posted on /b/ in exatly the same resolution. There was also a third one of her in a dress with a friend, I am sure you have it saved too.

Timestap or just stop, you sad autist.

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>>25634555
Hot!
8/10
Love the nipples

Rate me?

>>25641056
https://twitter.com/TexasPlastic/status/902792688826712064

i would fuck you

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What do you think?

>>25641056
It was a joke. Butttttttttt okay.

>>25641521
>>25641056
And in an ironic twist, it turned out to be her! haha

>>25634555
If you are true OP, can we get social media?
You look sassy and qt

>>25641147
You and every other guy

>>25641528
"ironic" lmfao ok

>>25641168
Meh

>>25641748
linked my twitter already

>>25642213
What prompted the decision to get such huge implants? Like, what was your thought process? I'm just curious.

>>25642213
No I just meant it's ironic because it typically isn't the real person, and that one guy was all like "it isn't really that girl you dorks" and then it turned out to be you.

I'm not hating I'm appreciating.

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>>25642213
which is better lots of veins or no veins?

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>>25634555
You forgot to photoshop the lips you fucking retard.

I've been seeing you post the same shit for years now, god you must be the biggest degenerate loser to build your sexual kink and life around photoshopping and living your online life as a bimbo

pic related, a "real" pic of this chick, but with overblown lips, way larger than op's pic. (No, they dont deflate if you stop pumping them, not when youve gone this big) This is taken directly off the twitter account she linked. god you guys are fucking retarded, this is shoddy as fuck ps too.

>>25642294
Honestly? Sex. I wanted to be really really good at it and to me that meant having giant boobs lmao

>>25642297
Ah

>>25642447
Veins!

>>25642531
>No, they dont deflate if you stop pumping them
1.Wrong
2.You can also have the filler dissolved(which I did).

>>25634555
10/10 for beginner Photoshop skills.

>>25642567
>1.Wrong
>2.You can also have the filler dissolved(which I did).


>not when you've gone this big
Your lip size would be incredibly large still, which theyre fucking not. Lip dissolver doesnt change the size that much.

Time stamp a pic right fucking now you loser. Prove everyone wrong. post a pic I havent seen of you instead or recycling the same old shit. You never will.

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>>25634555
Can someone rateme please?

>>25642567
would you ever date a cuck? Why/Why not?

>>25642872
Thats a really weird question

>>25643230
Was just curious given that you mention how much you love sex and big dicks.

>>25643256
I dont see the connection between big dicks and cucks

>>25643286
What do you rate yourself?

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>>25643353

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>>25634555
disgusting
>>25634583
8
>>25634597
pls define functionality
>>25635137
7, you need to trim your body hair
mirin arms tho
>>25635367
incredible process, nice facial gains, also mirin vascularity, best body itt
>>25635382
8

>>25643353
>>25643357
Come back Scotty

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I'm a noob who only just experienced some massive improvements in my metabolism after starting fasting 17-18 hours a day. I got chronic sciatica due to scar tissue in my lower back. I can't lift weights like you guys, but still there are possibilities for get fit. I'm shocked with what a change of eating routines and some push ups can do. Excuse my story, I'm not really the one to put my self on display like this and get easily anxious. I think you all look amazing and it's hard for me to rate a human being. 10/10 thread though. No matter your initial reaction to my post, I still wish you an amazing day onward.

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Who here /lowselfesteem/

>>25643500
long time sciatica sufferer here
have u tried doing very laid back yoga?
go to a very gentle class and see how your back/leg reacts to it, but as soon as it feels bad (rather than just an intense stretch) pull back gently straight away

>>25643513
not enough body on display here, but that part is very acceptable

>>25643519
Tried pretty much everything mate, it does help to some point but nothing other then painkillers really do. Which I don't take, what I have found to work is to smoke a ton of marijuana though.

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>>25643519
Better?

>>25643286
well typically cucks have small penises, and girls who like big dicks dont like guys with small dicks.

hence there might be some overlap in the fetish.

>>25643453
Skinhead status

>>25643999
You are hot as fuck

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blease inflate my ego

>>25644292
You are also hot as fuck. What's your kik?

>>25644347
I haven't one

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>>25634555
10/10 would bang >>25638661
I'll take a helping of those massive tits holy shit

>>25644292
What's your height and weight if I may ask

>>25644387
>whats your height
>your height
>height
>height
>height

triggered.

5'9" 145 ish in that pic. I was up to 160 at one point, trying to get back.

>>25644393
I'm 5'11'' 130lb and I am an absolute Auschwitz victim compared to you

Mad how only 13 lb would make a big difference

You must have been HUGE at 160. Got any pics?

>>25641528
>>25641117

Wow, a fake twitter account with a bunch of photoshops. Yea, no, that doesn't prove anything.

Until you post timestap with tits - I call bullshit. I actually think you're some kind of delusional chick who posts a bunch of made up bullshit on twitter and here for attention.

>>25644400
I actually looked smaller, the only difference I've noticed is that my chest and arms fill out shirts better when I weigh more, but my abs get a bit more watery. Basically, I look bigger in shirts, but shirtless I just lose definition.

>>25643357
Mmmm that from behind picture is heavenly.

>>25643999
trips and body are pleasing

>>25644384
peen obviously amazing, but body is v acceptable

>>25645160
8.5 inches when fully hard

>>25644023
Sometimes I play w/ lil dicks tho. but I hate cuck shit

>>25644169
10/10 would smash

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Rate me

>>25646492
fuck off you're gonna steal my thunder/10

>>25646492
Not sure if that's a compliment or not hahA

>>25646510
>>25646537
>>25646539
Gotta couple of real Einsteins in this thread

>>25634597
OK, Mr. Piana

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?

>>25646580
7/10

Would smash hard

>>25646580
Great bod. The panties and bra look very sexy on it.

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6'3
180

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>>25634648

Tall, busty, body mods, cute face, legit 10/10 for me.

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Kik is Hotguy8888888

Yeah, my ego is big.

>>25643357
Do you have scoliosis?

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>>25634555
This thread still alive?

>>25647108
Yeah

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>>25647145
We'll let me contribute a shit pic

>>25647155
was your foreskin removed in TX?

>>25646580
8/10, hot as fuck

>>25634648
Smother me in them

>>25638661
moar <3

>>25646365
thats good cuck stuff is bad. but for the record i have a little dick

i know it doesn't matter but women woth big tits make me want to confess

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>>25634555
I like your heart nipples. I prefer natural bodies though.
>>25635137
Perfect. I think you have a dot of precum on your boxers haha.
>>25635309
Cute.
>>25635417
Scary big penis; could not and would not touch it. I prefer softer bodies.
>>25639355
You look great to me.
>>25646580
Cute. I like your bra/bikini top.

>>25647108
thread will never die

>>25634555
bump for more titfuckable titties

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>>25647702
My ideal.

>>25647155
Not bad.

>>25647143
Very lean.

>>25647108
Nope. It died of lung cancer.

>>25647029
So are your pectoralises. Nice.

>>25649160
>>25647029
no theyre not

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>>25649179
Ok?

>>25644384
>>25644106
Needs foreskin restoration

>>25649268
Nice shoulders dude, how much you bench?

Also OP, linking to a twitter does not constitute a timestamp. Sage you fake faggot.

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>>25634583
8/10 great aesthetics but small
>>25634678
8/10 hard to tell with this pic
>>25635367
7/10 for body 10/10 for transformation
>>25644169
8/10
>>25647029
not a bad body but you have a very punchable face (no offense)
>>25647702
7/10

>>25648938
Lmao

>>25649160
Tranny.

>>25649771
the 2 top positions are both me just at different times

8/10 nice gains but wherre dem traps at

>>25634661
lol dyel?

>>25634555
Bump

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bump

>>25651003
what the fuck are you actually doing?

>>25651003
is there and accompanying video for that?
it is beautiful

>>25649826
>Tranny.
What gave it away?

>>25634661
They have a low bf% on a decently muscled body. Nothing indicates they have low functional strength. To get that body you still need to lift and work out, making it likely they are FuNcTIoNaLLY stronger than your fat ass. You're looking at a regular fit body and likening it to the absurd V shape of body builders. Stop.

>>25651098
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

>>25651099
I didn't. Most of those first guys have perfectly fine and fir bodies and for someone to come claim they're somehow lesser bc muh functionality is just unnecessary.

>>25651103
yeah now after reading all that shit i gotta agree w ya

>>25651111
fucking sucks these quads will probably go unnoticed

>thanks anyways, kek

>>25634555
aahahaha your tits are fucking horrifying what a freakshow mann

>>25651113
broo u rlly cant tell that thats shooped?

>>25651117
i dont come here to use my brain i come here to use my massive dick

>>25634661
Not that guy but
I got mine from being in the army for 4 years and manual labor. I'm not trying to be huge.

>>25649826
more boobs pls

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>>25649771
8/10
>>25647702
5/10
>>25646690
8/10

>>25646365
Can you post the video of the black cock titty fuck?

>>25651113
Okay? You are really dumb lmao

>>25651117
Except there not

>>25652239
>OP, linking to a twitter does not constitute a timestamp. Sage you fake faggot.

>>25652540
>I'm feeling/looking like shit rn so your going to have to deal with the time stamp I posted the other day here >>25620796 → → in the mean time since everyone seems to think because I have implants I must be some troll

>>25651454
8/10
Nice cock

>>25652617
Post the titty fuck video

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236KB, 338x600px

>>25652262
5/10
Needs some work. Hit the gym and do some cardio. Maybe some manscaping?

>>25651454
9/10
Great looking body and very well taken care of. Nice girthy dick too.

>>25646580
9/10 nice slim body with a good set of tits.

>>25644169
8/10 like the small tits you have. Great body.

>>25654940
My body looks like yours if you add like 5 kg directly to the abdomen and waist, and like 1 kg to each titty.