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~ Masturbation thread ~

Post pics, tell stories, or just answer questions:

>Gender
>Ethincity/country
>Sexual orientation
>Current age
>What age did you start masturbating?
>How did you learn to do it?
>How often do you masturbate?
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
>Do you make any noise?
>Do you make a mess?
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?

Optional:
>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
>contact info
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>>25620489
>Male
>White/USA
>Bi-curious
>24
>14
>Learned by accident desu.
>About once a day
>Around two years
>Eleven times
>Twenty ish minutes
>Shortest around two minutes
>Dry jerking. My dick is kind of fucked in the nerves. One small spot actually feels good, so oral usually isn't comfortable whatsoever and sex can be frustrating sometimes.
>I'm quiet
>Mess varies on how long my build up was. Typically, no.
>Recently bought an anal vibrator. It's a work in progress.
>Never been caught, never any close calls. always been too careful.

Pic related.
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>Gender
Male
>Ethnicity
White/Southern US
>Orientation
Straight
>Current age
35
>What age did you start?
Around 10-11.
>How did you learn to do it?
When I first "discovered" it, I would grip my shaft with one hand and rub the head really fast with my other hand. Didn't really know what I was doing, and I rubbed myself raw far too often. Soon enough, I found better ways! My oldest brother had a hidden stash of hardcore porn mags, and soon enough I was borrowing them when he wasn't home. I'd take one to my bedroom and look at whores spreading their pussies open while jerking myself off.
>How often?
Depends on how busy I am, but almost every day. Usually before I go to sleep.
>What's the longest you've gone without?
Probably when I had the flu a couple of years ago. Missed two weeks of work. Not fun!
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Probably 10-12 times during an Adderall binge. So often that I won't have any semen left to ejaculate and it almost hurts to cum.
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Normally about 10-15 minutes, but, when I'm on an Adderall binge I can go on edging for hours. Feels amazing.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Stroking myself with my hand turned so my thumb points toward me, teasing my swollen head with my ring & pinky fingers. I make a lot of precum, and it's usually enough to keep everything nice and slippery.
>Make any noise?
I like to moan out loud if I know no one's going to hear me. God, it just feels so dirty to moan like a whore.
>Do you make a mess?
I usually cum on a towel, but occasionally I'll spray it all over myself.
>Anally?
Occasionally I'll take a sock, roll it into a tight ball and squeeze it down against my asshole while jerking off, but only if I'm feeling ~really~ horny.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Nope! Believe me, I'm just as surprised as anyone.

>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
That's my dick, rubbed nice and red.
>contact info
kik: based.spartan
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>Gender
F

>Ethincity/country
Hispanic/US

>Sexual orientation
90% straight

>Current age
19

>What age did you start masturbating?
Probably like 12/13

>How did you learn to do it?
I have no idea. Probably just stumbled upon porn or something

>How often do you masturbate?
From twice a month to about 4 days a week. Depends.

>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Maybe two months

>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Hmm, 3?

>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Not very long. I get off really quick and then try and act like it never happened lol.

>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Longest maybe an hour? Shortest probably legit 1 minute lmao

>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
I rub myself. I guess finger sometimes but it doesn't do too much for me.

>Do you make any noise?
Nope. Try and be as discreet as possible

>Do you make a mess?
Not really.

>Have any favorite toys/aids?
No

>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Not about that nope nope

>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
I don't think so.
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>Gender
F
>Ethincity/country
White/Aus
>Sexual orientation
Bi
>Current age
21
>What age did you start masturbating?
9-10
>How did you learn to do it?
An older friend sent me a link to a +18 chat room, it felt funny seeing people talking dirty to each other and they'd also post porn pics, one thing led to another...
>How often do you masturbate?
Prob 3x a week?
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
When I was on antidepressants + birth control, sex drive went negative and I think it was like that for 3 months? Something like that, my sex drive is a little above average when I'm not on those meds tho
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Def over 15 orgasms, stopped counting after 10
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Whenever I masturbate I can't stop until I come 3x and am sweaty, so like 20 mins? Never counted lol
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Longest was definitely over an hour, shortest maybe 5 minutes
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Two fingers inside for a while but I spend most of the time on the clit, I never orgasm just from penetration even though if it's a penetration + clit combo the orgasms are 3x more intense, sometimes I slip a finger or two in the butthole if I feel like it
>Do you make any noise?
Oh yeah, I'm a loud one if there's no one home
>Do you make a mess?
Not really, after I'm done I just wash my hands and I'm good
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Magic wands and rabbit vibrators are THE SHIT
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yepppp, it was fun
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
When I was 12 my mom walked in on me, told me that I couldn't do that and left. Fucking catholics. Another time I thought I was home alone and got the back massager that I had at my parents place and that I used it as a wand, after a little while I heard something dropping on the floor and realized my sister was home, good thing I wasn't being loud that time
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>Gender
m
>Ethincity/country
white
>Sexual orientation
straight
>Current age
19
>What age did you start masturbating?
13, maybe 14?
>How did you learn to do it?
watching porn I guess
>How often do you masturbate?
5 times a week on average
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
a month or so
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
7 or 8 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
like 15 mins finding something good, 5-8 mins actually jacking it properly
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
longest would be like an hour or so edging, shortest would be like a minute
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
fairly firm grip, fast, and when i'm cumming I just keep stroking it until its over. fairly messy but it feels amazing.
>Do you make any noise?
no, I try to make as little noise as possible.
>Do you make a mess?
sometimes. most of the time I have tissues/toilet paper ready to cum directly into.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
no, but I've always been interested in trying a male sex toy.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
nope and i'm too scared to desu. but I hear prostate orgasms feel good, so maybe one day.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
yes, been caught by my brother, he was doing a surprise visit for my birthday and snuck up to my room, and basically busted in. that was what caused me to stop fapping for a month.
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>Gender
M
>Ethincity/country
White/Canada
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Current age
18
>What age did you start masturbating?
10 haha
>How did you learn to do it?
Through Friends I think (classic circle jerk)
>How often do you masturbate?
roughly once a day, maybe a little less
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
never really counted or anything, probably a couple weeks
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
8 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
probably 15-20 minutes
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
easily like 2 minutes
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Dry or maybe with some spit. Rarely with lotion/lube
>Do you make any noise?
classic during-orgasm grunts haha
>Do you make a mess?
I mean, there's cum involved. Usually not too crazy but sometimes it's pretty fucked
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
N/A
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Nope Nope
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Probably been caught more times than I'm aware of. I remember my mom walked into my bedroom and she easily knew what was happening.

Kik: Ryanh70
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>>25620600
I discovered sex with my parent's back massager too lol. Still have it. I call it the jackhammer.

>Gender
M
>Ethincity/country
White/ Usa
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Current age
25
>What age did you start masturbating?
11 or 12
>How did you learn to do it?
Accidentally massaged my hard dick and thought i peed myself. It felt good so i took it and used it daily
>How often do you masturbate?
2 times a day average
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Two weeks
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
6 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
2 hours... i have a problem
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
5 hours / 30 seconds
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
I love using my fleshlight but right now it's just hands on vacation
>Do you make any noise?
Not much unless I'm in the rare mood
>Do you make a mess?
Usually bust on my belly and use a cum towel to wipe off
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Definitely my fleshlight
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes and kinda
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Yup. Definitely been caught. But luckily played it off expertly every time. Never been suspect
>contact info
Kik: cotemaster
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>Gender
F
>Ethincity/country
Usa
>Sexual orientation
Bi
>Current age
24
>What age did you start masturbating?
When I was 5 before I knew what it really was,was humping my hard stuffed animals
>How did you learn to do it?
I don't remember, long time ago
>How often do you masturbate?
I try to do it at least 3-4 times a week
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
2 weeks,stressed out with work and stuff
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
5 times,my mom and her bf were gone for 4 days.the couch was nice to make a nice mess on
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
At least an hour
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Longest was 3 hours on and off,shortest was 30 minutes
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Vaginaly with a dildo,but here this last week I've been using cucumbers
>Do you make any noise?
I try not too,but if I'm home alone I'm loud
>Do you make a mess?
Sometimes
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Dildos/viberators and cucumbers
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Tried it once,didn't really like it
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Once,but I've learned to do it at bedtime
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>>25621230
Don't cucumbers feel weird lol?
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>>25621261
A little,but to me it sometimes feels better than a dildo.Thicker and more hard than a cock or dildo.If you peel the skin off it its really slimy,no need for lube at all.
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>Gender
Male 29
>Ethnicity/country
England. Typical white viking
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Current age
29
>What age did you start masturbating?
Probably around 11 or 12
>How did you learn to do it?
First girlfriend and her friends, they were all a bit older than me.
>How often do you masturbate?
If I'm not working or going out, more than 10 times a day.
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Probably 2 days while sharing a hotel with friends. But usually 8 hours while I sleep.
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Probably around 30
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
If I'm just banging one out quick, about 5 or 10 minutes. If I'm edging about 2 hours.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
See above.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
I don't experiment much, just regular wanking with my one true wife Mrs Righty. A firm grip with silky smooth motion.
>Do you make any noise?
Not really, if I have an audience I'll add grunts.
>Do you make a mess?
Yes, anything from a smallish wad or full shoot of ropes. I've hit ceilings on occasion.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
No toys, ladies who do it for me are great.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
No and doubt I would like it much.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Close calls but never caught. Stealth is my middle name.

May post contact if anyone is interested, but I don't do much camming anymore.
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>>25621267
how you describe that is just pure filth and i love it
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>>25620489
>Gender
F
>Ethincity/country
Mexican / Native american, USA
>Sexual orientation
Bisexual
>Current age
28
>What age did you start masturbating?
10
>How did you learn to do it?
I was taught by a couple of guys I met online
>How often do you masturbate?
Every other day, sometimes daily
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
a month
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
5 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
I'm usually quick, few minutes, but can go hours
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
6 hours / 3 minutes (I was in public and was nervous)
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
usually use a small pink vibe against my clit
>Do you make any noise?
I have gotten pretty good ate keeping quiet
>Do you make a mess?
Yes, I can't help it
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Just my little pink vibrator and my partner's dildo
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
I have, and the first few times is awkward, now I will pop in a butt plug while doing it and pretend to be double penetrated.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
I have been caught by my dad multiple times
>Contact
I will add you on steam if you're interested in hearing more lol
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>>25621446
I'd love to hear and see more, both...
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Male
Usa white
Bi
22
12
Learned by being horny
Once or twice a day sometimes more
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>>25621446
Discord?
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>>25621334
>more than 10 times a day.

that doesnt seem possible
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>>25621267
Sounds interesting! Maybe even heat it up a little?
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>>25621446
my steam is Bot Thrust-her or heres my link
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046946569/
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>>25620576
You got a kik?
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>>25621446
http://steamcommunity.com/id/popdamoney
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>Gender
M
>Ethincity/country
Mixed/USA
>Sexual orientation
Bi
>Current age
18
>What age did you start masturbating?
13
>How did you learn to do it?
Always was touching myself as a kid and being sexually charged.
>How often do you masturbate?
Every other day, used to be like 4 times a day.
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
4 months
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
17 times totaling 5 1/2 hrs.
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
30-45 minutes
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
3 hours/2 minutes
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Any lubrication makes me go soft.
>Do you make any noise?
Quiet as a mouse
>Do you make a mess?
Not a trace.
>Have any favorite toys/AIDS?
No
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yeah, it's eh. I go soft.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Got caught when I was 14 and got a talk from my mom about it. Never since.
Optional:
>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
>contact info
Ehhhhhh, I may contact you if you give me yours
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>Gender
M
>Ethnicity/country
White
>Sexual orientation
Straight, but i don't mind trading pics with guys.
>Current age
18
>What age did you start masturbating?
11
>How did you learn to do it?
idk but i've always known about this stuff from a young age, so i probably just experimented and worked it out.
>How often do you masturbate?
at the moment, 1 or 2 times a day, but i'm trying to stop so much, id like to get it down to 2-3 times a week.
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
i cant remember, but probably 3 months.
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
8-10+ times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
5-10 mins
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
2 hours, 30 sec to 1 min.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
i normally just lay back in my chair and jack off, but it feels best if i use my little vibrator on the tip of my dick or choke myself a little.
>Do you make any noise?
i breath heavier and moan a little but not much really.
>Do you make a mess?
not really.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
i like my vibrator the most but i have a couple of bits i like and don't use very often.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
yes, and yes, not deep but i enjoyed it.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
never been caught, but I've had lots of very close calls, but that's what makes it exciting.
>contact info
kik: KemZiboye
ask for any other contact info through this
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>>25621446
How did your dad react ? Was he comprehensive ?
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>>25621537
It is, dick is flacid until almost the end, orgasm hurts and you cum dust, but it's possible
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>>25621885
He freaked out, because I was spread eagle with a dildo in my ass and a vibe against my pussy. He says if I need all that to get off I masturbate too much
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>Gender
M
>Ethincity/country
Swedish
>Sexual orientation
Straight / bicurious
>Current age
19
>What age did you start masturbating?
10-11
>How did you learn to do it?
Practice makes perfect, grinding on my bed felt good
>How often do you masturbate?
Rarely go a day without it, very high sex drive
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating? A week, tops
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day? 4-5 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating? 20-30 mins
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating? Edged for 4 hours ish one time, was amazing. Shortest around 1 min
>How do you like to do it? What feels best? Edging to nudes or dirty talk, love jerking off when talking to people on snapchat or kik
>Do you make any noise? Little to none
>Do you make a mess? No idea why but i cum big amounts even though i cum atleast once a day
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it? Have tried to a couple of times recently, enjoyed it but not enough experience with it to go all the way
>Ever been caught? Any close calls? Got caught by step mom a few times, she didn't seem to mind, gave me "the talk" and moved on

>contact info, would love to chat with someone on kik, ask me anything - mikeyboy98
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>Gender
male
>Ethincity/country
USA
>Sexual orientation
bisexual
>Current age
40
>What age did you start masturbating?
11-12
>How did you learn to do it?
actually started with CBT and would orgasm from that. friend told me how to jerk off
>How often do you masturbate?
if sexually active, maybe 1-2 per week. if not, then 7x per week
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
about 2 weeks after surgery
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
three times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
depends on when I'm doing it. Shower? 5 minutes. Alone in bed? 30-60 minutes
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
2 minutes - 1 hour
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
anal play makes me feel good but never came hands free
>Do you make any noise?
grunt a lot
>Do you make a mess?
sometimes. between lube and cum it can get pretty messy
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
vibrator for ass
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
play with my ass a lot. enjoy it but never cum from just assplay alone
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
my brother caught me once when I was younger. he thought I took something off his desk when he left the room and I was in bed. he pulled the sheets back and caught me with my cock in my hand
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>>25621906
got a kik?my kik is funtimeguy41
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>Gender
Male
>Ethincity/country
British (white) - UK
>Sexual orientation
Bi-curious/Bi
>Current age
21
>What age did you start masturbating?
10/11
>How did you learn to do it?
Experimenting and the internet (JackinWorld was a bit help)
>How often do you masturbate?
Once a day, sometimes twice
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Couple of weeks
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
7 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Each time 15-30 mins
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Longest is about 5 hours of edging. Shortest is a couple of minutes to bust one out.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Right hand, edging, not too fast until the end. No lube (uncut). Fully naked.
>Do you make any noise?
Sometimes
>Do you make a mess?
75% of the time cum onto myself. 25% into a tissue.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Have a cheap fleshlight - it's okay. Is quite small so stretches around my cock and is only 5 inches so my dick sticks out the end.
Also have a buttplug and cheap vibrating aneros type thing. Enjoy both occasionally but never had an anal orgasm. Does make the normal orgasm better though.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes, with toys not finger though.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
When I was younger was nearly caught by my parents a few times. When I was at uni a housemate came in my room mid-wank but I was under the covers. Girlfriend caught me once when she wasn't in the mood (was fine with it).

Optional:
>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
Can post pics of them in use if people are that was inclined. Happy to answer questions. Also have a few of my ex-gf's toys that we've used on each other.
>contact info
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>>25622021
What do you do when you edge? watch porn or browse a web page, teach me
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>>25622041
I'll usually watch a few different videos, read some erotic stories or browse 4chan or reddit. If I get close, I'll either stop or slow down so I don't reach that point of no return. Takes a bit of self control and free time but is worth it for the better orgasm (well, probably not worth it for the free time I give up). Eventually it'll get to the point where I am either ready, have to go do something or need to go to sleep so will not stop when I get close.

Usually I won't line up a load of videos (or one long video) and edge to just that one or that set - although some people do that so they don't have to stop to find new videos.
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>>25620564

holy shit your dick looks just like mine.
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>>25621548
I haven't tried that,sounds interesting
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>Gender
F
>Ethincity/country
white/USA
>Sexual orientation
straight
>Current age
26
>What age did you start masturbating?
9 or 10?
>How did you learn to do it?
It's very weird looking back on it, my best friend would want us to masturbate in front of each other when we had sleepovers. She had this firm ball that she would hump against so I would do the same.
>How often do you masturbate?
once or twice a day usually
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
a few weeks
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
haven't kept count but I would guess about 10 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
depends on how much time I have. I can spend hours or 10 minutes.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
probably ~5 minutes, a vibrator at top speed does wonders
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
usually just a vibrator on my clit, it feels best when I use my dildo as well but I tend to save that for just special occasions when I have time.
>Do you make any noise?
yes, a lot
>Do you make a mess?
a little bit, not too much. I've never been able to squirt sadly. :(
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
magic wand vibrators are my favorite thing ever.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
not masturbation, had anal sex a few times with an ex and wasn't that into it (but he was also terrible in bed so maybe with the right partner i could get into it)
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
close calls a few time, roommates/parents coming home.
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>>25621446
my skype is [email protected]
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>>25622131
You got kik? interested in talking? I'm >>25621942
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>>25622131
Funny how you got into it tho
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>>25621446
Wanna tell us more about how they tought you how to masturbate? How old have they been and did you saw each ither?
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>Gender
Male

>Ethincity/country
White / Germany

>Sexual orientation
Straight

>Current age
26

>What age did you start masturbating?
~12

>How did you learn to do it?
Weird story, I came across a show on TV about the band Gorillaz. In one of their music video they had a truck driving along a highway and on that TV show they showed a website where you could steer said car. All excited I went to the PC, messed up the URL of the website and landed by total accident on a porn site.

>How often do you masturbate?
Once per day

>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
A week at max.

>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Maybe like 10 times

>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Around 20 minutes

>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
~3-4 hours / ~2 minutes

>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
The old classic way

>Do you make any noise?
Nope

>Do you make a mess?
Yup

>Have any favorite toys/aids?
No

>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
No

>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Many times by my parents when I was younger

Optional:
>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
pic related ( 18 cm )
>contact info
nahh
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>>25622086
t-thanks
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>>25622107
Be careful with that. Cucumbers have a very high water content so nuking it can make it get really hot really fast. Or mebee it just explodes in the microwave
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>>25621446
Hey, I'd like to ask you a few questions about it if you don't mind :)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/puitje/
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>>25620726
whats classic circle jerk? tell story of first time..
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>>25622131
an u green text story of learning about it with friend? did you just watch her or did you do it at the same time? did you see each other cum ? ever touch each other?
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>>25622656
If its in there for 10-15 seconds it should be alright to try out
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>>25623392
have any experiences you'd share?
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>>25623400
Its great to use if you're into orc or tentacle play(gotta shave the dark green part so its nice & slimey).I got a few places I wasn't able to with a dildo
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>>25621230
I'm more than willing to let you use my couch if you ever want to.
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>>25622131
You sound a lot like my ex.
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>>25623441
It was great,walking naked around the house and just using my dildo anywhere in the house with interruptions was great
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>>25623455
>without
Man my phone hates me
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>>25623437
why couldn't u go with a dildo?
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>>25621230
who caught u ? can u green text story
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>>25623467
Cause a cucumber is thick and harder than one
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>>25623466
I'm sure that was a very lovely sight. I would love to just watch.
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>>25623470
>My mom caught me during the middle of the day,I don't think she really knew what I was doing. She bought me like 2 dildos some time after I turned 18.
>I was in my room on my laptop (during the winter so it was cold in the house)with my shirt and stuff was still on with the blanket covering my bottom half using my jack rabbit.
I play it safe and only do it at night,but if I really need it I do after I get out of the shower before work in the morning.
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>>25623502
what did mom say when she saw u? how big were the dildos she bought u and what did she say when she gave them to u? ive never seen a girl use a cucumber but it sounds so hot...
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>>25623509
My older sister slept around so she said that its better to use them then sleep around.they were small,something about that a virgin shouldn't use big dildos lol.Its nice because it doesn't make noise and I can do tentacle play. Well I gotta go,lunch break is over but I'll be back to answer more questions later
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>>25623509
She didn't know I was using it
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>>25620489

Sorry for the off-topic, but where do I get more of her? She looks great
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>>25621446
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198008713472
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>>Gender
F
>>Ethincity/country
England
>>Sexual orientation
Bi
>>Current age
19
>>What age did you start masturbating?
Don't really remember, I was very young
>>How did you learn to do it?
I just realised I like rubbing my pussy against things like the arm of a sofa and took it from there
>>How often do you masturbate?
If I'm not with a partner, every day
>>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
At one point when I had a bf I just didn't masturbate for about a month because I was saving it up for sex, but we split. I had a gf after that and we had a no masturbating pact for the same reason, we were together a year and I stuck to it.
>>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
I spend says sometimes doing nothing but masturbating and reading or writing erotica. IDK, 20 times if I had to put a number on it.
>>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
On average 15-20 minutes
>>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Longest would be one of my day sessions, probably a few hours before I had a rest. Shortest when I masturbated in front of my bf on a train, that was a couple of minutes and I came quickly and not very hard
>>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Fingers on clit, vibe, dildo, other objects, with something in my ass too, gagging myself. Variety is the spice of life.
>>Do you make any noise?
Not much.
>>Do you make a mess?
Sometimes I get really sloppy wet, sometimes hardly at all. It varies with my cycle I think.
>>Have any favorite toys/aids?
I just have a plain pink 6" dildo, a couple of vibes, nipple clamps I put on sometimes.
>>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes I've tried it, doesn't really do much for me but I still do it sometimes. It feels very slutty.
>>Ever been caught?
I was masturbating in the library at uni last year late at night and a security guard came round not long after I finished. I don't think he was there before, but if he had been, I might not have seen him the shelves
>Optional:
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>>25624723
We sound like a good match >>25621334

What kind of erotica do you read?
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>>25624723
Did the thought that the security guard may have been watching you masturbate in the library embarrass you or did that turn you on thinking that your dirty little act may have been enjoyed by another too?
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>>25624723
please have kik?
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>>25624723
im 23 from the south of england, you sound like you know what is up but still have somethings to be taught.

my discord is Zentiy#4516
and my kik is Bard93
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>>25624723
Snapchat?
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>Gender
M
>Ethincity/country
White/Romania
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Current age
20
>What age did you start masturbating?
~11
>How did you learn to do it?
Well, my friends were talking about it and one day i was curios while i was in the bathroom, having a boner, started stroking my dick and it was the best day of my life.
>How often do you masturbate?
1-2 times per day
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
a week, give or take.
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
5-6 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
~30 minutes, it depends.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
about 3 hours/ 1-2 minutes.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Blowjob videos most of the times make me the horniest alpha male on this planet, that's when i play a lot with my head and have a 2 meters orgasm.
>Do you make any noise?
Usually no, but when nobody can hear yep.
>Do you make a mess?
Hell yeah.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Nope.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Tried 2 or 3 times just to make sure that i don't like it for sure.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
This was some years ago. My aunt and her husband were spending their night at my parents' house. I was doing my thing in the bathroom with the door a little opened just to hear if somebody is coming. My aunt was sneaky as fuck as i didn't hear her, she opened the door to see why is the light on, saw me with my huge boner, horny as fuck, got scared and closed the door.
>contact info
kik psgleader
>>
>Gender
M
>Ethincity/country
Caucasian/Italy
>Sexual orientation
99% straight
>Current age
32
>What age did you start masturbating?
8
>How did you learn to do it?
It started with piss play, then I got a boner and finally got an orgasm.
>How often do you masturbate?
It depends on my sexual life with GF. From once a week to twice a day
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Probably a week
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
6 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
About 30 mins
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
I did a 5 hours session/about 10 seconds
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Left hand, stroking with foreskin. Best after a couple of edges
>Do you make any noise?
Nope
>Do you make a mess?
Usually not. Unless I'm very horny and i wanna try something new. Which ends up often in cum everywhere
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
No, got a couple of aids for kinky, but i use them rarely, like sounding or anal inserction
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes, i like cold metal
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Never caught. Parents found some porn once. Another time i was naked behind a blanket for like half hour with relatives in same room

Contact if requested, i used to post It in kik groups in this board
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>>25620600
What part of Aus you from??
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>>25624838
QLD, why?
>>
>>25621446
Skippymisfits24 please.
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>>25624755
In the immediate aftermath I was horrified but later on I got off again imagining he'd seen the whole thing. He was always around the place and he never gave any indication he'd seen anything.
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>male
>USA
>Bicurious
>26
>10
>Cousin showed me how
>Once a day or more
>A week
>4 times
>20mins-an hour
>2 hours/5 mins
>Stroking while fingering my asshole
>No
>Yes
>Used to use anal beads
>Yes and yes
>Caught by female friend just as I finished, pants around ankles
>Snap me, mikethepslayer
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>Gender
female
>Ethincity/country
US
>Sexual orientation
lesbian
>Current age
43
>What age did you start masturbating?
10
>How did you learn to do it?
got a stuffed toy (pony) that I'd ride on my bed. realized how nice it felt. used that or a pillow for a couple of years before I realized I could use my fingers
>How often do you masturbate?
5 times a week
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
probably 3 months, but I had a live-in girlfriend and we were pretty sexual so no need to masturbate
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
twice
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
usually 5-10 minutes of actual physical contact, but maybe 30-45 minutes of reading erotica
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
1 minute-1 hour
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
generally just like to use my fingers on my clit until I have a mini orgasm, then lay on my stomach with two fingers inserted and grind as hard as I can until I have a g-spot orgasm
>Do you make any noise?
sometimes I whine, sometimes I cry
>Do you make a mess?
not really. if I use my rabbit vibe I can make a mess with the lube
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
just the rabbit vibe. I can get clit and g-spot orgasms with it
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
no, and no
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
girlfriends have caught me many times. sometimes they leave me alone, sometimes they watch and sometimes they join in
>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
pic related isn't me, but it's close
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>>25620489
>>Gender
Male
>>Ethincity/country
White/US
>>Sexual orientation
Bi/pan
>>Current age
25
>>What age did you start masturbating?
13
>>How did you learn to do it?
I had just gotten a PSP. I stole the neighbors wifi and found out about porn. At some point I tried dry humping a pillow and came, I legit remember seeing stars and I thought I was gonna die.
>>How often do you masturbate?
Depends. Usually every day, but sometimes (pic related)
>>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
35 days
>>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
No clue, probably like 6 times?
>>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Again, really depends on my mood. If I'm doing anal stuff its usually an hour or two. Just having a wank is usually done in 5-10 minutes.
>>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
No clue, the split is probably huge though, like 30 seconds/2 hours.
>>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Grinding on a prostate massager definitely feels the best. Also I really like ball play, it can keep my on edge for ages.
>>Do you make any noise?
Little gasps and stuff I can't help, but I like to moan a bit if I know nobody is around >w<
>>Do you make a mess?
Nah, I hate cum it's so hard to clean up, I have long hair and I'm always afraid to get cum stuck in it. I do like to get pretty messy with lube though.
>>Have any favorite toys/aids?
My chastity cage and my bad dragon horse cock (chance) are probably my favorites. My kitty ears and tail are fun to wear though when I just wanna feel slutty desu.
>>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes and yessssss.
>>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Dont think so, though I'm positive the neighbors have heard me once or twice.
>>
>Gender
Female
>Ethincity/country
Black korean white/usa
>Sexual orientation
Bisexual
>Current age
25
>What age did you start masturbating?
9
>How did you learn to do it?
Dad left porn out a lot
>How often do you masturbate?
Try to at least once a day
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Shit too long like 5 months
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Eh 5 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Depends on how much time I have 5mins to 2hrs (10 mins nowadays :/ )
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating? Longest 3hrs/Shortest 2 mins
>How do you like to do it? What feels best? Fingers/toy (no fingering that shit is not enjoyable)
>Do you make any noise?
When im home alone
>Do you make a mess?
Usually
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Vibrating dildo, tail plug
>Ever tried it anally? Omg yes
Enjoy it? fuck yes
>Ever been caught?
Nope
Any close calls?
God yeah

Dont use kik
Insta: angrydumpsterbaby
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>>25624915
Can't find you
>>
ive masturbated online with multiple girls probably like 8-16 or so majority of them were on omegle before omegle was master bait proof

the best was probably when i was 15 and met a 17 y/o european girl. i lied about being like 16 or 17 and talked her up AND GOT IT ON. that was probably the best e-sex ive ever had
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>>25625432
>black korean white

that sounds very interesting, care to elaborate?
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>>25620489
>Gender
Male
>Ethincity/country
US
>Sexual orientation
Straight Dom
>Current age
25
>What age did you start masturbating?
11-12?
>How did you learn to do it?
Babysitter
>How often do you masturbate?
Couple times daily
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
3 weeks?
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Maybe like 7-10 times idk?
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Could be minutes to hours, depends on mood
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Above
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Good oil and start off slowly stroking
>Do you make any noise?
Can but not usually
>Do you make a mess?
I tend to cum plenty
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Nah
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Only anal sex
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Multiple times almost

Optional:
>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
>contact info
kik jdilla414
>>
>>25625905
Kinks/fetishes as well would be bdsm, creampies, lactation, face sitting, anal, cum play, women with collars and glasses
>>
>Gender
Male

>Ethincity/country
Native American, German, Irish (White ig?) / USA

>Sexual orientation
Pansexual or w/e you wanna call it

>Current age
19

>What age did you start masturbating?
11

>How did you learn to do it?
The internet is a crazy place

>How often do you masturbate?
Every other day

>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
I think a week?

>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
3 times

>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Not edging: 15m
Edging: 1hr

>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
30s/~9hrs (on and off every 30m or so)

>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Laying on my back, one hand, one or two fingers inside. If I get really into it, usually end up putting 5 fingers to the bottom knuckle inside.

>Do you make any noise?
I squeak from holding in my breath sometimes

>Do you make a mess?
I don't have a big load but I keep a towel handy

>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Doujins. No toys sadly.

>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yup and yup

>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Once was in a bunk bed on the bottom bunk. Strung my blankets through the support bars of top bunk. Fully nude and mom walks in. Covered myself ASAP.

Optional:

>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
Yup

>contact info
Eh. I usually get flooded with contacts so idk.
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>>25625594
Her dad left porn out, so you know he was black.
>>
>Gender
F
>Ethincity/country
Persian
>Sexual orientation
Bisexual
>Current age
22
>What age did you start masturbating?
16-17
>How did you learn to do it?
An online friend explained how
>How often do you masturbate?
3-4 times a week
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
16-17 years duh
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Like 2 hours and climaxed like 20 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
With porn maybe a few minutes till I climax and maybe a few more times or just once if it's a quickie
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
2 hours/3 minutes
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Vibrator on my clit and sometimes a g spot dildo fucking myself at the same time
>Do you make any noise?
Plenty
>Do you make a mess?
Not too crazy
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Vibrator
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it
I have a butt plug tail, it's OK
Love anal sex but don't do it often enough cuz of all the work that goes into it
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
No thank god but my friends have found my vibrator on my bed before when they came over to kick it
Optional:
>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
>contact info
>>
>>25627716
ever feel like showing off?
>>
>>25620600
>Gender
M
>Ethincity/country
White/Aus QLD
>Sexual orientation
90% straight
>Current age
28
>What age did you start masturbating?
11
>How did you learn to do it?
older female neighbours who where like 12
>How often do you masturbate?
4-8 times a week, really how busy or bored i am
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
about a month or so
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
about 7 times, it was getting a bit tender after that
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
20 mins
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Longest was 4 hours, shortest about 3 mins
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
hand around the shaft and standered, but also playing with balls.
>Do you make any noise?
Not really unless i really get into it
>Do you make a mess?
Na always have a tissue ready to catch it.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
None really
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
nope
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Sooo many times, ughh, shared housing you get walked in on so much.

>contact
Message on here
>>
>Gender
male
>Ethincity/country
hispanic usa
>Sexual orientation
straight
>Current age
19
>What age did you start masturbating?
12
>How did you learn to do it?
heard some kid at school talk about how it was fun to play with himself, tried it at home later
>How often do you masturbate?
3x a day usually
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
probably like 3 weeks
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
5 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
20 mins
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
5 mins/2 hours
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
just a hand usually, own a sasha grey bj toy thats pretty nice
>Do you make any noise?
very little
>Do you make a mess?
only on my briefs
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
sasha grey bj
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
tried it a couple times with small objects, dont like anything bigger than a finger tho
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
never been caught but plenty or close calls

Optional:
>pics of your: body/genitals/toys/mess you made
>contact info: got kik if you want it
>>
>>25624906
Was just curious :)

I'm from Qld too
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>>25620489

>Gender
F
>Ethincity/country
White/UK
>Sexual orientation
Bi
>Current age
20
>What age did you start masturbating?
8
>How did you learn to do it?
Accidentally found porn online
>How often do you masturbate?
More times than I can count
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
A week, maybe
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Probably 40+ times, not certain though
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
10 minutes
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Longest, all day
Shortest, 5 minutes
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
With my bf when I get the chance
>Do you make any noise?
Only when I'm alone
>Do you make a mess?
No, I clean up very well
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
The tentacle dragon dildo, my collar, electricity, rope, and some egg shaped things
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yeah, all the time
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Never been caught, but my parents walked in on me once. I was too young for them to think I was masturbating
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>>25621230
Do you have Kik? That cucumber thing sounds hot lol
>>
>Gender
M
>Ethincity/country
White/usa
>Sexual orientation
straight
>Current age
19
>What age did you start masturbating?
10, almost 11
>How did you learn to do it?
Went on MFC and just did it
Vivid memory of someone saying "Guest[####] lets cum at the same time" as he proceeded to do a countdown
>How often do you masturbate?
Almost every day since
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
I think i've made it 2 days, but im not sure.
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
I think like 5 or 6 times.... but I last a realllyyyyyy long time as it is, so it took all day.
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
If I want to do it quickly it can be as short as 5 minutes, but other times I go at it for an hour or 2 before I cum. I think longest I made it is 7 hours of edging.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
5 mins, 7 hours.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
I like using anal beads and a fleshlight, chilling to pmv's.
>Do you make any noise?
I hope not :$
>Do you make a mess?
I try not to... but some times I give in and use a lot of lube.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Yes - current favorite is anal beads, but I reallyyyyy want this: https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator

>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes and I enjoy it a lot!
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
I don't remember ever being caught, but there were 2 very close calls:
• Mom came in room, im discretely fapping under my covers, just starting. I try to 3 finger swipe to another page, does not work, she walks around my room and is standing right in front of me next to me at an angle where she cant see the screen. I swipe once more and go to another page -> a youtube video fullscreen... saved me :)

• Was fapping as mom came in room another time. Im not prepared so its kinda panic mode, my body was hidden under covers again. She tells me brother got in car accident. I have panic in my voice as I ask if hes ok. cont.
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>>25629187
not the accident, so my brother saved me from being caught... yes he is ok.


Image related is my toy
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>>25628263
Omg whereabouts in UK you sound like my ex lol
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While i was walking around nude in the Woods today there was this spot (where i took this picture of myself) and i was chilling there and pounding my dick while i was watching the Landscape and suddenly i heard the sound of hooves and turned my head around and 2 girls on there Horses came around the corner and directly gaze at me i continued masturbating they came near around 10m watched me for about 3-4 mins and rode away :D
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>>25629640
I'm not her, I moved to America three years ago, and my current bf is my first. Sorry ^_^
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>Gender|
Male
>Ethincity/country
Black/UA
>Sexual orientation
Bi
>Current age
24
>What age did you start masturbating?
7th or 8th Grade so 13-14.
>How did you learn to do it?
Getting hard to shitty Skinamax porn and tugging my dick.
>How often do you masturbate?
At least once a day. I usually do it when I'm board.
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
6 months
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
10ish
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Depends on the circumstance.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Like 4 min
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Working up pre-cum and and playing with the bellend.

>Do you make any noise?
No
>Do you make a mess?
No
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
No
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes/Kinda
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Once when i was in High School I had tabs open on the family computer and my mom saw it. Other than that no.
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Gender
Male
>Ethincity/country
American white
>Sexual orientation
Straight. I have experience with ts though
>Current age
18 almost19
>What age did you start masturbating?
10
>How did you learn to do it?
I used to do it with two hands. Just trial and error.
>How often do you masturbate?
7-8 times a week
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Month
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
5 or 6 times. In 6 hours (while parents were out)
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
5 mins for quick. 1 hour sometimes for a long session
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
1minute this one time before school mom was in the car honking for me to come out but I couldn't wait
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
When I make a homemade flashlight and pretend I'm actually fucking
>Do you make any noise?
When home alone I moan and shit
>Do you make a mess?
Yes. When home alone there is vaseline, used condoms, loud porn, and bedding laid across my room
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Homemade fleshlight
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes. I kinda do but not all the time. I don't have a proper dildo so it hurts some more than it should
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Yah. Mom and dad have caught me. Not a pleasant experience
>contact info
Kik Cheezy187
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>Gender
Male
>Ethincity/country
mixed Asian/pacific islander
>Sexual orientation
Straight?
>Current age
28
>What age did you start masturbating?
gosh, like 9-10 or so, sometime around the 4th grade, I remember not cumming and like a year or two later being really surprised by cum.
>How did you learn to do it?
trial and error.
>How often do you masturbate?
once a day, sometimes I'll go 3-4 days and sometimes I'll jack off like 5 times in a day.
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
about 2 months
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
like 5 hours with short breaks, I think I was on drugs.
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
10 minutes - 30 minutes, I'm very utilitarian, I usually just wanna get it over with.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
3 minutes at max speed - like 2 hours building up and backing off.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
damn, I don't even use lotion sometimes, but some sort of lube is nice, reverse grip is also nice.
>Do you make any noise?
nope.
>Do you make a mess?
nope.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
this is embarrassing, but I use to have a stuffed animal lamb and pony I would grind against while choking myself out (with the pony), felt super shameful and strangely arousing, but I stopped doing that a few years ago.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
once in a blue moon, but too messy, sometimes in the shower I'll mix it up.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
when I was like 14 by my dad, he's never mentioned it.
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>>25620489

>Gender
Male
>Ethincity/country
White / Australia
>Sexual orientation
Bi (top) but mostly on the straight side
>Current age
26
>What age did you start masturbating?
13
>How did you learn to do it?
A friend showed me how to do it
>How often do you masturbate?
Every day, often twice but at least once
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
A month when I was 16... Yeah
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Probably 6-7 times back when I was 17 or so
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Typically 30+ minutes
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
I remember masturbating for a good 90 minutes+ one time, it was a big load at the end
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
I'm pretty boring, actually. I just use my left hand while browsing pics and videos, though I always switch to my right hand when I cum for some reason.
>Do you make any noise?
No
>Do you make a mess?
Only sometimes
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Once again I'm pretty boring. I should probably invest in a fleshlight
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes, I went through a stage where I played with my ass but lost interest a few years ago and haven't done anything back there since.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Never been full on caught but there have been very close calls.

Muh dick, pic related
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>Gender: M
>Ethincity/country: US
>Sexual orientation: straightish
>Current age 25
>What age did you start masturbating? 12
>How did you learn to do it? knew about it from friends and porn and w/e but didn't really work for me until it did
>How often do you masturbate? depends. sometimes I go over a week without. Sometimes I do it multiple times a day. Every other day is average.
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating? I think like three weeks
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day? I think I may have done it like 10 times in a day once when I was like 13-14, can't really remember now
>How long do you usually spend masturbating? either about ten minutes or a few hours, very rarely anything in between.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating? longest: probably like 8hr shortest: the first time I saw porn that showed spread vag, like where you could actually see the pussy hole, I came in like a single motion.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
>Do you make any noise?: basic grip and pump, nothing fancy. I'm more about finding quality content to jack it to than advanced technique.
>Do you make a mess? depends. the longer it takes me to cum, the bigger the mess.
>Have any favorite toys/aids? quality porn and dirty stories
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it? nope
>Ever been caught? Any close calls? caught once by my girlfriend because I didn't hear her come home (she thought it was hot). lots of close calls as a teenager looking at porn on family computer.
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>>25628263
how did you "accidentally" find porn??
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>>25634579
Adblock wasn't a thing back then, so I misclicked on a pop up, and all the degeneracy started from there~
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>Gender
Male
>Ethincity/country
Caucasian/USA
>Sexual orientation
Bi
>Current age
27
>What age did you start masturbating?
10 or 11
>How did you learn to do it?
Found some porn online, saw that dudes stroked themselves at the end, figured I'd give it a try
>How often do you masturbate?
Depends on my work schedule, but I average 5 times a week
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Few weeks
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Went for the 24 in 24 challenge back when that was a big deal, managed 28
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
A quickie for me is about 20-30 mins, I can spend 8-10 hours on one if I have the time.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Longest was 12 hours, shortest was 5 minutes
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Grab your dick and double click. Sometimes I use lube, usually do it dry.
>Do you make any noise?
Heavy breathing, if that counts.
>Do you make a mess?
I usually do a good job of containing things.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Porn. Tried mutual masturbation with girlfriends before, always turns in to fucking.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Yes, both ways. Not a fan of receiving, love giving.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Caught once or twice, many close calls- parents never knocked, and I didn't have a lock on my door until I was 20.
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female here.18
i have two questions, i would really appreciate help.
first question is more toward girls
1: I just started masturbating recently because im retarded. obviously its fucking amazing but im still unable to get to orgasm. its only been a few weeks (3-4) but i've been trying about every other day. once i feel like im getting close, my clit becomes way too sensitive to touch anymore.
is that it? is that orgasm ? doesnt feel like im hitting a huge high.. its just a build up the entire time and then a suddenly fall. very disappointing. id appreciate help or advice. im so desperate plz help.

2: are there any sites for GROUP masturbating. omegle is cool, but i get shy and anxious performing for one person. if theres something that basically a video chat for a bunch of people at once that would be great. like tinychat, but nsfw.
im not into sexting, so text chats wont work
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>>25635586
Try going for vaginal orgasms with clit stimulation in the meantime will probably help. Or slip something up your ass just as you are about climax. Sounds like you just need something to tip you over the edge.
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>>25635586
Stream now?
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>>25635586

you can use appear.in
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>>25635586
Make a Snapchat and post on the story
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>>25635586
There is a chatroom called JObuds on hazchat it's mostly dudes but you could show off there anytime
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>>25635586
You should get a vibrator.
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>>25623164
desu I don't remember it very clearly, but I would watch and we would do it at the same time. Never touched each other, and as far as I recall neither of us actually orgasmed from it.

>>25623453
I doubt it as I haven't really discussed masturbation habits with any exes, lol
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>>25624999
Would you know, knowing he was in the library one evening commit the act again in the hope he sneaked a peak of you pleasuring yourself?
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>>25620489
>Gender
Male
>Ethincity/country
Hispanic/USA
>Sexual orientation
Bi.
>Current age
20.
>What age did you start masturbating?
11 or 12.
>How did you learn to do it?
I've heard things. I was scared when I came the first time.
>How often do you masturbate?
Not a whole lot. Around once every five to seven days.
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
Eight days.
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
Six.
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Four or five hours.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
Ten seconds? I don't really know.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
Dildos in butt. I don't like porn much and I don't like jerking it anymore. I only masturbate with dildos at this point. Been like this for a few months now.
>Do you make any noise?
A lot of noise when I'm by myself. When others are around, I try to keep quite.
>Do you make a mess?
Lube can get messy.
Cumming with a dildo in the butt can get extremely messy. It's enjoyable for maybe five seconds before I realize that I need to clean all of it up.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
I have a Medium Stan and XL Nova. Nova is my favorite of the two despite the fact that I can not knot it.
Also have an Aneros. Works well, but don't use it much.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Never had the real thing up there, but you already know how I feel about butt stuff.
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
No.
I'd post my toys, but I'm using them as I post this and I don't want to stop right now.
And I have no contacts. Maybe I should make some, but I'm not in a rush to do so.
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>>25635586
2. appear.in there's a thread for it up now. And icanhaschat.com has a group called faptoschool lol
>>
>Gender
f
>Ethincity/country
canada
>Sexual orientation
???? depends on the day. on average i think i'm more attracted to women than men, so bi
>Current age
20
>What age did you start masturbating?
young, like 8. i could never orgasm until i was about 10 or 11 though
>How did you learn to do it?
i'd hump things like a fucking weirdo. when i was really young i'd hump doors lmao
>How often do you masturbate?
2-3x a day if i have a day off without anything to do, but usually just 2-3x a week
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
probably a few weeks, when i started taking add meds and went on birth control that in combination with each other absolutely destroyed my libido
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
idk, like 4 times
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
under 30 seconds to an hour. depends. sometimes i just wanna get it done as quickly as possible, other times i like to edge until my fingers are pruney
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
i've came in literally under 10 seconds before, and i've also spent 3 hours edging while kind of stoned once lol
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
i have a few toys but i just like to rub my clit or finger myself the most.
>Do you make any noise?
eh, not on purpose but sometimes i accidentally let out a little moan when i orgasm. i have a roommate so i stay quiet mostly
>Do you make a mess?
i get really, really drippy and wet but i don't squirt or anything. i'm usually ok to just wash my hands, sometimes i'll lay down a tshirt or a pillow case or something
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
like i said i just like my hands, but i have a dildo and some vibrators that i occasionally use if i'm really feeling it
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
i have, i don't like it
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
i've never been caught
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>>25635586
>>25637399
Really hope we can one day have a place that isn't shit.
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>>25635586
how the fuck is flicking the bean infront of 20 dudes different to doing it infront of one.
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>>25638233
Feels less personal?
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>>25638233
One on one give more time to focus on that person, you get caught up in what they think and can lose the mood. Showing off for a crowd is different in that you can treat it like a collective, a bunch of faceless non descript anons you're getting off for/with. Throw in an exhibitionist kink and option 2 is the best choice for a camwhore
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>>25621446
fucking nice, do wanna hear more, add me
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031526522
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>male
>white/europe
>straight
>23
>somewhere around 9, not sure i remember it was winter though
>washing my dick in the shower felt way better than ever before one day
>about a week, i get really a really bad case of the blue balls after a couple of days
>about a dozen at the hight of puberty
>20 minutes to half an hour
>shortest probably a minute, longest way over two hours
>normal i guess
>i dont think i do which probably means i grunt like the guys in porn
>yeah i tend to produce pretty large amounts of cum
>nope
>yes but i didnt enjoy it, just found it pretty boring
>had some close calls when i was younger but if anybody understood what i was doing they didnt show it
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>>25638067

If you're ever looking to share, I love our northern neighbors. ;)
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>>25638067
how did you learn to orgasm finally?
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>Gender
Male
>Ethincity/country
Caucasian/Uruguay
>Sexual orientation
Straight but I'm a little curious.
>Current age
18
>What age did you start masturbating?
Probably like 10 or 11
>How did you learn to do it?
I downloaded "Shrek" the movie from Ares, and when I opend It was a porn called "shrek". I think it now and it's so funny.
>How often do you masturbate?
3 to 5 times per week
>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
It was 2 month because I had surgery.
>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
I dont really know, but I think 4 to 7 times.
>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
From 5 to 40 minutes.
>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
The shortest was 30 seconds :P. And the longest an hour and a half.
>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
I like to do it in public or when I think someone can caught me but really I'm always safe
>Do you make any noise?
No, rarely
>Do you make a mess?
Sometimes I like to cum in my belly or try tu cum in my face when im load. But more often I cum in my hand.
>Have any favorite toys/aids?
No, I havn´t. But I raelly want a fleshlight.
>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
Nope
>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Close calls a lot. And once I was jerking off in a corridor of an Hotel in Mexico and a maid saw me, I got really crazy and I ran away. It was really cringey
>contact info
email: [email protected]
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>>25638540
dunno honestly, it just happened one day. i remember using random art supplies like paint brushes and shit to get myself off while my mom wasn't home. pic related, my first orgasm was with one of these paint marker things
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Add my steam at JTFerarri
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>>25620489
bump it
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>>25625905
>>25625926
Bumping myself. Any ladies interested helping me or just talk about experiences?
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>>25639005
Hey, if it works, it works.
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>>25621906
Well, looks like he tried to be as open as he could considering what he saw. And conserned, wich is nice. Not judging, from what you're telling.
And so, can you still cum without a dildo in your ass ?
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>>25635586
1. make sure you rub around your clit or keep the foreskin in between to not make it too intense. if that doesn't help, try to go through even if it gets very intense. as to toys, i highly recommend the vacuum type, they're called satisfyer, and they work without actually touching the clit. for me they give the most awesome orgasms cause i don't have to remove it when i climax due to intensity of stimulation.
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OP here. Have the day off and all to myself, so I'm about to start a round of edging myself in bed with my porn-filled laptop for a few hours.

I'd love to find a filthy female to chat with on kik. See >>25620564 for more.


>>25621950
>>25625038
Interesting post ID the two of you seem to be sharing.
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>>25620489
>>Gender
Male
>>Ethincity/country
White USA
>>Sexual orientation
Bi ish
>>Current age
22
>>What age did you start masturbating?
9 ish
>>How did you learn to do it?
got a hard on rolling around on the bed one day and started trying to hump it, eventually got frustrated that I couldn't figure out what was going on so I pulled it out and started examining it which led to me jerking it
>>How often do you masturbate?
4-5 times a day
>>What's the longest you've gone without masturbating?
few weeks while visiting family
>>What's the most you've ever masturbated in a day?
never counted, there were probably times I went 10+ when I was younger and had too much time alone during the summer
>>How long do you usually spend masturbating?
Don't have an average
>>What's the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating?
I've edged for hours before
>>How do you like to do it? What feels best?
sitting at my desk reading doujins, best is doing anal stuff while jerking it but it's too much work to set up and get cleaned up
>>Do you make any noise?
not really, I make more when I'm doing anal stuff
>>Do you make a mess?
not really and I keep a towel nearby when I do it just in case
>>Have any favorite toys/aids?
Have a prostate massager, looking to get a new dildo
>>Ever tried it anally? Enjoy it?
I love anal but it's too much work
>>Ever been caught? Any close calls?
Not really

>Optional:
I prefer watching others to sharing myself
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